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Dan Le Batard
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Dan Le Batard
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Stugotz
Where's Greg? Cody, where's Greg? I mean, he does a little bit of kicking yesterday. I know he went bowling last night. Where's Greg? Chris, where's your father?
Chris
I got a text this morning that. Not feeling it. Not feeling it today. In pain?
Dan Le Batard
What does that mean?
Stugotz
Yeah, not feeling what?
Chris
He's in pain. He said his body hurts.
Stugotz
So. So does so he's just. Is he just laying down at home then? Is that what happens?
Chris
Possibly.
Stugotz
Because we're not asking to come in and lay brick. I mean, just sit here and.
Dan Le Batard
And talk AO respectfully.
Oli
Over under beers to shots on goal. 13 shots on goal.
Chris
Dead even.
Stugotz
Wow, that is. That is something, huh? He's got enough energy last night to going to roll. Okay. Everybody knows you don't roll in shots.
Dan Le Batard
Played well.
Chris
Yeah, he did bowl well. Yes.
Stugotz
What do you bowl?
Chris
What's well for him in the. In the mid.
Stugotz
And don't give me his handicap. I don't even know how that works. I can be honest with you.
Chris
150 is a good score for my dad.
Stugotz
Okay.
Chris
Yeah. 130 is where he is. Probably his average, so he likes a 150. 160.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Chris
He bowled well last night. Not. Not great, but not terrible.
Stugotz
What about you? What's. What's an average score? You show up to the lanes, you roll right now, what should you get?
Chris
Clearly better than my dad by a little bit. I'm like, in the high 170.
Stugotz
Clearly, by a little bit,
Chris
I'm better than my dad.
Stugotz
Okay.
Chris
As you can tell, for me, I also had a long night, but I'm here.
Stugotz
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
Sound like it.
Chris
I come here, man.
Dan Le Batard
It sounds like it. Well, that's just. Are you sick? You battling through something? That was just last night. What's in your chest?
Chris
This is just how I sound.
Dan Le Batard
I had a devastating bout with the sniffles.
Jeremy
What a kill. Jeremy.
Dan Le Batard
Covering it would have killed Jeremy.
Stugotz
When do you get the notice from your father?
Chris
I got a text this morning, like, not feeling good today.
Stugotz
All right.
Oli
None of us feel good today.
Dan Le Batard
Everybody feels bad today, but we tell our bodies not today.
Stugotz
Yeah. When's the last time you woke up? Like, I feel good. I haven't had a morning like that in a really long. I feel good.
Dan Le Batard
That's not surprising. It happens occasionally.
Chris
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Usually, like the day after basketball. I get a yeah, I'm not sore anymore. I've worked all those muscles.
Stugotz
But you ever wake up in the
Dan Le Batard
morning cardio and sweated all the poison out.
Stugotz
But do you ever wake up in the morning, like, man, I feel refreshed?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, sometimes. Occasionally. You should try exercise, brother.
Stugotz
I never feel that way or exercise. How do you know I don't exercise?
Dan Le Batard
I look at you.
Stugotz
Fair answer. Fair answer. Last night for the first time in a week, right? Because today's Thursday. And a week ago came out for the first time in a week. I was not thinking about the Odyssey because I watched he man last night halfway through it.
Dan Le Batard
Halfway through it.
Stugotz
What do you mean?
Dan Le Batard
Halfway through it, I started watching with my daughter. There's bedtime.
Stugotz
Oh, it's. Why don't you continue?
Dan Le Batard
I don't want to push bedtime.
Stugotz
No, but continue on your own, because
Dan Le Batard
I'm watching it with my daughter. Rude thing to do.
Stugotz
Like, she'll know that you went and watched it.
Dan Le Batard
All right, look, you got a weird dynamic with your kids. I don't want to comment on it. That's your family.
Stugotz
I don't know.
Dan Le Batard
But this is a shared experience that I want to have with my daughter because I grew up watching he man and the Masters of the Universe, but my first pet's name was she Ra. I love the Masters of the Universe, and I'm. I'm enjoying experience.
Stugotz
Are you enjoying the movie?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, so far, so good.
Stugotz
It's so good.
Dan Le Batard
Skeletor, I think, is the best part.
Stugotz
Unbelievably, Jared Leto does not ruin the movie because he ruins movies. Well, that's because he's poison.
Dan Le Batard
There's only a handful of times that you can pick up on, like, oh, yeah, I guess that's Jared Leto.
Stugotz
Yeah, he's great in it.
Dan Le Batard
If that's him.
Stugotz
I think it's him.
Dan Le Batard
It's like an AI model. It's weird.
Oli
Like, he.
Dan Le Batard
They could have gotten anybody to do it.
Stugotz
My son was asked me because we watched it again last night, Skeletor. Is that. Is he in, like. Is he in gear or is that his actual body? Like, his body's blue? It's a good question. My son.
Dan Le Batard
It is. And Masters of the Universe.
Stugotz
I think it's his body.
Dan Le Batard
Masters of the Universe doesn't seem. What I'm enjoying so much about it is. It doesn't seem like it wants to explain things all that much. Like, his name is Fisto. He's got a big fist. You know, it doesn't really want to get bogged down into the lore of it. It's weird. Enjoy.
Stugotz
I loved it. I loved it. And so in the middle of the movie. All right. It's the second time I've seen it. I've been waiting for it to come out on streaming because I loved it so much. It was as fun as I had in a movie theater in so long.
Dan Le Batard
I think there's one dialogue exchange which is like, what's his problem? And they're like, he's got a skeleton for a face.
Stugotz
Yeah, yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Like that. He's bad, right?
Stugotz
Yeah. Well. And that made sense. So, you know, why is he so bad? He has a skeleton.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, he has a skeleton for a face. That Makes him bad. Like this is perfect. This is actually perfect for a six year old daughter.
Chris
Most fun you've had at a movie theater. I feel like even if I'm in enjoying a movie, I'm not having fun in a movie.
Jeremy
Oh, I've had some fun at the movie. You know what I mean?
Stugotz
I do know what you mean.
Jeremy
I've had some fun at the movie theater.
Dan Le Batard
You're talking about an HJ baby. It seems like you're talking.
Jeremy
That's not what I'm talking about.
Stugotz
Yeah, because I. I made a revelation yesterday is what Tony's talking about. Because who was it with asking about Harry Potter movies, right?
Jeremy
It was me. I said I had never seen one ever.
Stugotz
Yeah, and I've technically never seen a Harry Potter movie either. Except one time I was in the theater when Harry Potter was playing on the screen. It's because this is years ago when I was a camp counselor and my wife was also. She wasn't my wife then. That'd be weird if as husband and wife were camp counselors. That would make us huge losers. But anyway, I kid, Jeremy. I kid. I'm talking about day camp here. All right? Like every day over the summer.
Oli
Yeah, I get it. Come on, every Jewish kid goes to one.
Stugotz
And we were counselors and so we, we were in the theater for Harry Potter, but I didn't see a second of it because we were making out.
Jeremy
Hell yeah.
Stugotz
That's right. Necking, talking about. That's right. Anyway, what was I saying? So I was really enjoying he man last night. And in the middle of the movie, I. Not that I didn't really know this, but it just dawned on me again. I just want to do things that I love. I just want to do things that make me feel good. And that's why, that's why I'm so into this movie. That's why I had so much fun at the theater watching he man because it reminds me of my childhood. And I love nostalgia. I'm a huge sucker for nostalgia. And it just boils down to at this point in my life, and it really is a liberating feeling. At this point in my life, I just choose to do things that make me feel good. That's it. I'm not embarrassed about what I like. Not embarrassed about doing anything. Like one that long ago, I would never admit to anyone that I liked wrestling. I mean, if you grew up in the 80s and then into the 90s like me, you didn't tell anyone you liked wrestling. That was a dirty secret.
Dan Le Batard
Really?
Stugotz
Oh, yeah.
Jeremy
You guys didn't have, like, you know, conventions or people that you got with. You're like, yo, did you see. Whatever.
Chris
When did that flip? Like, when. When did it become fine, dude.
Stugotz
Well, and that's why. That's why if you find someone and still kind of like this today, if you find someone who likes pro wrestling, you want to talk about wrestling with them, because you didn't.
Jeremy
You.
Stugotz
You don't normally have that. Well, you like. You like the weird thing that I like, too. Let's talk about it. Okay. When did. When. When I got to a point in my life not too long ago where I'm comfortable enough at my age that I'm going to do things that give me joy. That's when I stop caring about anyone, knowing any weird thing that I might like.
Jeremy
So how did you find out that Mike was a wrestling guy? Or did he find out first that you were a wrestling guy? Because they're both big wrestling guys, and back in the day, like you said, it was very shameful.
Dan Le Batard
So how did you guys find reason thing? Because I've known ZAZ for 20 plus years, and in the beginning, I didn't know he was a wrestling guy.
Chris
Yeah.
Stugotz
Because you don't just outwardly tell people.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Stugotz
You don't wear wrestling shirts out in public.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. Yeah. He wasn't wearing his Roman reigns shirts back.
Stugotz
I would never have done that. I would never have worn.
Oli
How'd you.
Jeremy
How'd you. How'd you find out?
Stugotz
I don't know. You just. You just hear. I don't. I don't know. It could be. It could be any. Maybe. Maybe this show had a wrestler on one. Because this show used to have wrestlers on all the time.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. When. When Zaz was. Wasn't a part of our show, he would ask me, like, is there any interest in. In DraftKings potentially doing a wrestling show? And he still sends me that text every other week.
Stugotz
Yeah. But I'm trying to push that through.
Dan Le Batard
I think that's how I found out.
Stugotz
I'm trying to push that through. No, but I got to a point, Chris, in my life, and I don't know how long ago it was, but I'm comfortable with myself, man. And I don't care that people know the things that I like, you know, as long as they're legal.
Oli
Love that.
Stugotz
Yeah. And. And so. So this brings me to, you know, he. Man, last night was like, yeah, I love this because I just want to do things. It's why I take my son. We're going in A week and a half. We're going up to Minnesota to go see SummerSlam. And it's a lot of money. Yeah. But, like, I want to do things that make me feel good. You know what I'm talking about?
Oli
Yeah. Have you tried sex?
Stugotz
Yes. Sex is great, man, but you can't have it all the time.
Jeremy
He said the kid, too, obviously.
Stugotz
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, come on.
Dan Le Batard
I have a top five things that
Stugotz
you do that make you feel good.
Dan Le Batard
No. Top five most fun experiences I've had at a movie theater.
Stugotz
Oh, great. Yeah.
Chris
Where you're like, wow, I'm having fun.
Stugotz
Well.
Dan Le Batard
Well, we're watching it with a group of people made me enjoy it that much more. Like, this is just a hot crowd. And when I think back to that movie, I'm like, man, that. That experience in that theater, that's the magic of the movies. Number five, Twisters.
Stugotz
That's a surprisingly good movie.
Dan Le Batard
Dude, when Glenn Powell showed up in that white T shirt, I've never heard ladies in a crowd react that way. I was the loudest among them. But, like, he got a loud ass pop. And that scene in the rain, I. It was a 40x experience. I was dressed as a cow. I just loved it.
Stugotz
You thought he was a bad guy. Yeah, but he's actually a good guy.
Dan Le Batard
The guy. The bad guy was actually Superman.
Stugotz
That's right.
Dan Le Batard
It was crazy. But, yeah, I was dressed as a cow. The AC wasn't working great, so I was a little sweaty, but. And I was getting sweaty.
Stugotz
That's how they claimed it.
Dan Le Batard
It was one of my first 40x experiences, and I just really, really loved it. Number four, Mission Impossible.
Oli
Fallout.
Stugotz
Okay, you know my problem with the Mission Impossible movies? I don't know which is which.
Dan Le Batard
Well, Fallout's the best movie ever made, so it's that one. Better than Dead Reckoning. Fallout's the best movie ever made.
Stugotz
Reckoning Part 2. Fallout.
Dan Le Batard
Fallout's the greatest action movie ever made. Fallout.
Stugotz
Is that the one where Henry Cable loads up his fists?
Dan Le Batard
Yes, that's what.
Jeremy
The greatest fight scene of all time.
Dan Le Batard
And it's the one where Ethan gets disavowed by his government.
Jeremy
I love that one.
Stugotz
Ah, yes, that one.
Dan Le Batard
And he saves the world with just mere seconds to spare.
Stugotz
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Oli
Like, he.
Dan Le Batard
We're all like, he's on a cliff
Jeremy
and the world's about to end when
Dan Le Batard
you roll out of bed. Thank Ethan Hunt.
Chris
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Just saying. Number three, this may not be on other people's list, but we did a show event for Tropic Thunder.
Jeremy
Oh, that Was mine.
Dan Le Batard
And the crowd was so hot. And to watch a comedy in which everybody was just that ready to laugh, it was like going to see a great comedian that was just absolutely slaying Tropic. Up thumbs. Thunder. The show. Watch, watch along that we had for it killed number two. And I imagine this is universally on everybody's top five. Avengers endgame. Yeah. When the Avengers assemble and you. You start. Yeah, they say they start coming out of those portals.
Stugotz
Cap on your left.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. Oh my God. When he grabs Thor's hammer. Talk about an hj.
Jeremy
Hey, yo.
Dan Le Batard
And number one. This one's gonna be super surprising. Get out.
Stugotz
Really the.
Dan Le Batard
I saw it at Regal Kendall Village and like I'm not exactly. It was the first of these Jordan Peele movies and people didn't really know what to expect. They were in on the concept, packed theater, Friday night, prime time movie, everybody on the edge of their seat. The crowd reaction to that was just so memorable for me. It was such a great film. And when I think back to that film, I've rewatched it and it just pales in comparison to that first experience that I had. It was such a great film. The crowd was just reacting to everything that was on the screen. So that was my number one.
Stugotz
I remember I was as nervous as I've ever been watching a movie leading up to that final scene because I was certain he was about to get arrested. He was going to get arrested and it was going to end like in, in. In such a poor way for him. And matter of fact, I don't know if you guys have seen it. There is that alternate ending. That ending was shot where he gets arrested. It's a real police officer, not his friend who shows up. And obviously it looks like he just, you know, hurt this girl, this white girl. And he. And it shows him going to prison that. That alternating would have been. I was nervous watching the. That police car pull offs like, oh my God, this movie's gonna be ruined now. But instead it's really fun ending anyway. There you go. Everyone was happy.
Jeremy
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Dan Le Batard
Tony, you know that moment at a party or at a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks?
Jeremy
I know it.
Chris
Well.
Jeremy
It's usually when I show up, everybody goes crazy.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. You usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with Cuervo.
Jeremy
Walk in like this.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuervo is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night.
Jeremy
It has that effect on people.
Dan Le Batard
It does. You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the Cuervo effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hootin and hollerin'. Keep it Cuervo.
Jeremy
Keep it Cuervo, baby.
Dan Le Batard
Down.
Stugotz
Levitar. Put a finger in there. But if you tell anyone, I'll deny it. Mike Ryan. Don't just stare at it, eat it. Need an Avatar show?
Oli
I came up with the top five things I do to make me feel good that at one time.
Stugotz
All right, come on, Oli.
Oli
We'll work out in the morning. Also, Oli doesn't have to be embarrassing. Just things to do to make you feel good. Going to the movies by myself.
Stugotz
I. I have done it a long time, but I like going to movies by myself. I like that.
Oli
It's the greatest. Number five, H.J. number four. Watching Love Island UK. Number three. Sometimes.
Dan Le Batard
Number three, almost exclusively.
Oli
Getting a mani, pedi. Love a little manicure. Pedicure combo. It's a good one.
Stugotz
I've never had either one.
Oli
You go. It's a great feeling. Number two is Christmas. And number one, watching Glee, Even listening to the soundtrack.
Jeremy
Oh, right.
Stugotz
That list is exclusive to you.
Dan Le Batard
So you go lefty.
Stugotz
It's, like, getting a little strange. So, anyway, can I tell you something that's both. Like, I'm. I'm a little bit annoyed now. I'm not annoyed that LeBron has not chosen his team yet. I mean, I. I guess I can understand why people annoyed me in particular. I'm not annoyed. I'm. I'm more so. Like, I. I want to. I want him to choose where he's going, because it feels so unbelievable to me that he could actually wind up choosing the heat, that we could have that feeling once again. Not quite, like, 16 years ago, but it'd be a little bit similar. Like, it'd be really similar if he winds up choosing the heat again.
Dan Le Batard
And especially with this build up, as this buildup is making it seem that much bigger. If he did it early on, it would have probably gotten buried by other stuff. But this is. I mean, we're being edged right now by the King.
Stugotz
Well, and it's. It's adding to Giannis. Like, if we didn't get Giannis and then they get LeBron, it's not even remotely the same as if you're adding LeBron to a team that already has Giannis. Like, I want to know where LeBron's going, because just that reality to possibly set in, that, oh, my God, it just happened again. Like, it was crazy enough that it happened in 2010, but this might happen again.
Dan Le Batard
It's made us feel things again. Now if he doesn't pick Miami, I get to hate him again, too.
Stugotz
I.
Dan Le Batard
He's been living his life, and since I haven't worked up that kind of emotion. All that went when he shut everybody up, came back from three, one down. But now if I'm being edged like this, and he ends up going to Philly, I mean, come on. Hate on.
Stugotz
I'm going to root so hard against him.
Chris
If we get him, he's still got stuff in the tank. If we don't get him, he's cooked.
Stugotz
Yeah. Like, if we don't get him, I'm rooting for him to totally flop this year wherever he goes.
Dan Le Batard
So we're all on the same page.
Jeremy
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
All right. Balls in your court, King.
Stugotz
Yeah. But something that is annoying me Is this. So it is odd. There's a couple of things that are odd as far as the way the media is handling this right now, and we talked about it yesterday, where you have media, seemingly out of nowhere are now talking about how the best fit is Miami. Miami is a great fit, basketball wise, lifestyle wise, all of it. They actually can offer more money, almost double what every other team can offer. Miami is the best, best option. It's like, how did it come out of nowhere? Nothing has changed. Nick Wright Yesterday said, how LeBron, LeBron go to Miami wasn't even on his top four, and now it's the best options. Like what? Nothing has changed. That bothers me. But what also bothers me is this whole idea that why would LeBron choose the Heat when they don't have any shooters? They have no one who can shoot. I don't understand this. Like, I saw, I. I saw some
Dan Le Batard
white guys, don't we?
Stugotz
Yeah, I got a couple.
Dan Le Batard
But I'm not even including Mitchell. He can shoot.
Stugotz
Right. But I'm not even including Jovic. Like, Jovic is supposed to be a good shooter, but I'm not even including him because he's dunk last year. Pella's not a good shooter.
Dan Le Batard
What about Fontechio?
Stugotz
Fontechio's a good shooter.
Chris
If you're including Fontechio in this list of good shooters, you don't have good shooters.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, stop. I just thought LeBron's made a bunch of these guys that you're like, who's that? And then like, oh, you can't leave that guy open.
Stugotz
Deadly Chris, he played games last year. Okay, like, and he shot 38% to be fair.
Jeremy
Yeah, Chris wasn't watching.
Dan Le Batard
On this roster, LeBron is lumped into the shooters.
Stugotz
But I saw this tweet from Colin Coward yesterday. Oh, my God, does he get things wrong? But Colin Coward, talking about the Heat, have lousy shooting and no floor spacing. And so I had to respond. I'm sure, I'm sure he lost sleep over my response, but I had to respond, you know, Wiggins, 41%, Mitchell, 40%, Portis, 46%, Hardaway, 41%. And Fontechio, the worst of the bunch, 38%, which is still a good percentage. 38%. So remind me how the he don't
Dan Le Batard
have shooters and Pele would get there.
Stugotz
Maybe.
Dan Le Batard
No, I mean, he's white. He'll get there.
Stugotz
Maybe. Well, and playing with giannis and maybe LeBron probably will help your three point percentage go up a little bit, maybe a smidge. Maybe a smidge, because you're going to be wide open when you catch the ball.
Oli
I think it's that the people who were only following the team tangentially look at Norman Powell or Tyler Herro and say like, oh, those are the guys who were taking all of their threes. They look at the fact that Pella Larson, sniper.
Dan Le Batard
But.
Oli
But all of those guys that you just mentioned are high percentage three point shooters and they don't have a random white who makes threes like Duncan Robinson used to.
Dan Le Batard
I like how you're talking hand up. I watched some of LeBron in the playoffs, but a lot of those regular season games too late. Does he still have the gravitational pool when he drives? Does he still have it like that? Because. Because you're talking about him in terms. And again, I haven't watched basketball in like 10 years, but you're talking about him like it's still like the. The same old LeBron, which would drive the lane, three guys got a collapse and somebody would be open. We're talking about a, you know, a dude in his 40s.
Jeremy
Yeah. But also, Mike, defensively, you have to think these guys are on fast twitch, muscle. Like instinct is somebody's driving with the ball. I've got to go help. No matter who it is. Right. It could be Horace Grant or It could be LeBron James.
Stugotz
And there's also Giannis.
Dan Le Batard
That's my point. Bam. So, like, you're going to have people collapsing because he can drive the lane and just dump it off to somebody that's going to do work down low that you got to worry about over there. So maybe he doesn't have the gravitational pull like he used to, but the trio certainly does around the Cup.
Oli
It's also the fact that, like, Bam made a career high in threes last year to a point where by about midway through the year, defenses started to respect the fact that he would even take the three. And half the time, that's all that matters, is just a guy being out there to take the shot whether it goes in or not. So the fact that you have a big man who can spread the floor in that way, Bobby Portis can do it at a really high percentage. And then you have Both Giannis and LeBron, let alone the fact that they'll be running pick and roll together, theoretically to create more open space for shooters. Wiggins did that and. And Mitchell did that in an offense that would get very clunky, like they played at a fast pace. But to be able to shoot that high of a percentage from 3. It. It's not often that a half court offense as poor as Miami's is able to have that type of percentages from their players.
Stugotz
You can come out and say that you don't think Miami's a good fit. You could say you think LeBron would be a better fit in Philadelphia or Cleveland. Whatever. It's the opinion. Fine. That's totally okay.
Dan Le Batard
Cleveland does have better shooters. I think that was a point that Coward was trying to make.
Stugotz
But you don't get to make up facts, though, like to say that the Heat don't have shooters. You're not entitled to make up your own facts. And when you look at the guys that I just told you there, those are not my opinions. Those are facts. Like, those numbers happened last season. And I would assume that those numbers, if you want to say those numbers were career numbers for some of those guys, yeah, you would be right. And I would also then respond with, okay, and now playing with Giannis and LeBron, you're likely going to get more career numbers next year. So it's just like that part has bothered me over the last couple. Well, even more than the last couple of days. You don't get to just make up facts that he don't have shooters. All right. They do for yourself anyway. Tony, you, you, you have. You sat down with Bobby Portis last week. You got him a few minutes before me. All right, fine. You won that.
Dan Le Batard
Thank you.
Stugotz
But you, it seems like you're, you're doing your part.
Jeremy
I've been doing my part to recruit LeBron James to the Miami Heat, more so than what we do here on the show, which is great. I went over and above and asked Bobby Portis who the NBA goat was. Here's his answer. NBA goat.
Dan Le Batard
NBA goat.
Jeremy
LeBron James.
Oli
Wow.
Jeremy
Okay. Over Jordan.
Chris
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
I'm a Bron fan.
Jeremy
You're a Braun fan. You're.
Dan Le Batard
We're kind of similar age.
Jeremy
I'm a couple years older, but I'm not going. You're not going back.
Dan Le Batard
We can argue all day, but it's a month. Yeah, we can argue all day.
Stugotz
I'm.
Chris
I'm arguing.
Stugotz
Does he give that answer a year ago?
Jeremy
That's a great question. I didn't see anybody do that kind of leg work over in Milwaukee. Obviously, we're doing it better here in the Miami media. But the question was, why didn't this go viral on our pages? Right? Because it was on espn, NBA Daily yesterday. It was on all the aggregator sites.
Stugotz
And your face, your P was on
Jeremy
espn all of A sudden, a former employee texted me, hey, you're on espn. And I'm like, really? I was behind Omya Masuk, who was also interviewing Bobby Portis. He's like, no, you.
Chris
Nobody else is tackling this terrain.
Dan Le Batard
No, you're.
Stugotz
You're the guy who used to put the courage.
Dan Le Batard
The courage to ask an NBA player, who's the goat?
Stugotz
Yeah.
Jeremy
Nobody. Nobody else did it. Do you see your face up there? I don't see Chris up there.
Dan Le Batard
I don't look. I see you with the courage. One thing that you can always bet on me if I ever speak to an NBA player is I will never work up the courage to ask that question.
Jeremy
Well, don't go viral.
Chris
Sorry.
Stugotz
So you're doing your part here.
Jeremy
I'm doing my part because if you
Stugotz
don't ask him that, then Bobby Portis isn't putting it out there. Essentially his recruitment pitch for LeBron.
Jeremy
Exactly right.
Stugotz
And that's a good job.
Jeremy
The talking heads on ESPN were like, he must be recruiting. And we're like, yes, he is recruiting. And we don't have any inside information. All we're doing is trying to send the lifeline out there. Hey, Bronze Bobby thinks you're the goat.
Oli
This guy learned from the best because two years ago, I asked Khalil Ware for his Mount Rushmore of NBA players, and he gave me Wilt, Kobe, Anthony Edwards, and bam.
Dan Le Batard
I'm so happy he's gone.
Jeremy
Now he's a buck.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. Just so I don't have to have Jeremy talk us into him anymore. I wasn't trying to.
Stugotz
Did anyone call you?
Dan Le Batard
Come and go for Kal El Ware?
Stugotz
Did anyone call you after this started to go viral where they wanted you to, like, maybe come on their show and talk about how you were able to muster up the courage.
Jeremy
Not yet.
Stugotz
Ask such a question?
Jeremy
Not yet. My line's open.
Stugotz
All right, well, that's a good job out of you, though.
Jeremy
I'm just doing my part.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. The way that Bobby, like, looked to the camera to make me think something was going on. Like, maybe he knows something, and I had to be careful with his answer.
Chris
Okay. Maybe he's hearing something.
Oli
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Chris
Okay.
Oli
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Dan Le Batard
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Chris
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Stugotz
nope, not letting you in.
Chris
Not letting you in. So when I got up there, I had to say something and I said it. Cheaters never prosper.
Stugotz
Chris Cody, my buddy was saying, not today. Yeah, but you're not today.
Chris
I think that was what he was adding. Yeah. I'm telling you, the response I got from this guy, what I said was amazing.
Dan Le Batard
He got him.
Chris
Cheaters never prospered. This guy yelled as angry as he could.
Dan Le Batard
I ain't cheating.
Stugotz
This is the Dan Levatar show, So help explain this to me. We're all waiting for these tea leaves, right? And we saw it a couple days ago. It's very embarrassing. The Miami Heat, where you got the YouTube stream that, you know, for a LeBron James press conference. It's funny, man. I saw yesterday Wilbon going off on pti. If you think Pat Riley is calling the social media department and telling them that LeBron is coming, you are like, he did kind of make a good point. And so nonetheless, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing that that got out and that ESPN is doing an entire segment on it and they're using a full screen and the Heat wind up looking silly that they made this kind of mistake. And so we're seeing little tea leaves, Easter eggs that we're trying to come up.
Dan Le Batard
Not all of them are real, though. Not like this is Our show is doing a service right now. We are. We are clearing some things out with, you know, predicting markets out there. People are always looking for an edge, and then you have a lot of misinformation spreading. Like yesterday, we got down to the bottom of the job posting. Everyone thought that whoever, you know, left that box unchecked got fired immediately, because how can you have such a mistake? But that job posting, as our show reported, thanks to an unemployed friend who went for that job weeks ago, that job posting has been out there.
Chris
But they did repost it yesterday because
Stugotz
there's clearly a need for it.
Dan Le Batard
But. Yeah, but. But it's been out there. So everyone was saying, like, that person got fired. No, that's not the case. And also, Jeremy, there was this Nike shirt that started making the rounds yesterday.
Stugotz
Yeah. So I like, I. You know, like, when I'm on Twitter, I glance through things. I don't read everything. Then I'll be. It'll take up my entire day. If I try and read all of Twitter, I don't have enough time. So I glance through things and so what did I glance at here with the Nike LeBron shirt? Is this a real thing?
Oli
So one of the aggregator sites that is trying to have new information said, oh, my God, there's a new Heat LeBron shirt out by Nike. It's the Good intentions brand for LeBron. It's got the six on fire. It's his old number. And oh, my God, look at this shirt. It's on fire.
Dan Le Batard
Burning through the number. Oh, my God, it's. Oh, it's not real fire.
Chris
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, but the six is burning through the number 23.
Stugotz
Oh, and the number 23, it looks like. Is that Laker colors? The 23?
Dan Le Batard
I'm not sure. It could be. I can't tell. Is that purple?
Stugotz
It looks like it might be, yeah.
Oli
So what you have here is a shirt that's on sale for Nike, and everyone's like, oh, my God, they did this today. Oh, my God, I can't believe it. Now he's going to the Heat. It's not true. It was April when this came out. It was initially posted that going into his 23rd season, LeBron would have a new deal with Nike. There was a. A colorway that was going to be on its way.
Stugotz
But why would Nike make this shirt when he doesn't play for the Heat?
Oli
They were going through, like, all of these different stops of his career, so there was bound to be with this good intention. So another thing.
Dan Le Batard
Could that be navy and not purple? Could be because the. It doesn't make sense unless he's coming to Miami. It doesn't make sense for the six to be burning through Laker.
Stugotz
Well, what are the dates underneath it? Those are dates, right? Like, is that a schedule that is listed on that jersey? Those are dates like. Like how they put concert dates, you know, on the back of the shirts. That's what's going on on one of those shirts, by the way. It looks like it's burning through a LeBron James Cleveland jersey. But what are those dates underneath there?
Oli
Yeah, I'm looking at them now. So the first is February 18, Akron. Then May 22, 2003, Akron. There's new York, I believe, for the NBA draft. There's Sacramento for his NBA debut. There's May of 2007 for Detroit. So it's all these big moments over the course of his career. And right there at the top in the middle, it's July 8, 2010, Miami, which is when he obviously chose to come here. So there's all sorts of different important dates, including June, June 7, 2012 against Boston.
Stugotz
Okay, so it feels like we. I think we've gotten to the bottom
Dan Le Batard
of this, but the headline here is that it's an older shirt.
Oli
Yep.
Dan Le Batard
It's not a new sale since April. It's. It has nothing to do with LeBron's impending decision. And also there was another piece that got aggregated yesterday about LeBron being angered by Adam Silver telling him, hey, move this along. We got league partners to. To worry about. But if you chase that down to the root, it was just some dude on Cleveland workshopping that that could be a possibility. It's not an actual report.
Stugotz
Draymond said that LeBron, if he knows LeBron, this will make LeBron take even more time.
Dan Le Batard
Right, but that should be attributed to
Stugotz
Cleveland, if he knows LeBron.
Dan Le Batard
Right. But this came from just some Cleveland talking head, and it got tiled and it's everywhere as if it were news.
Stugotz
Which one you think I'm trying to talk to Goldhammer? No, I want to get out ahead
Oli
of another one, too, because there's A Miami Heat LeBron James Nike Forever King jersey that's on the Heat store right now.
Stugotz
Right now.
Oli
It's out of stock. This is a throwback. It's sort of like a cream colored Heat jersey. And before everyone. Before everyone goes and starts to like, take screenshots of this and say, oh, my God, There's a new LeBron jersey on the Heat store. It's been there since May.
Chris
He's also Going to wear a new number. So they screwed that up again.
Stugotz
We don't know for sure.
Oli
Just getting out ahead of that one.
Dan Le Batard
Chris, we're trying to, you know, be detectives. We're trying to help. So we've had enough of your shit this week.
Jeremy
This guy's like that bad sheep and sheep detective that. Always trying to ruin things.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, it's like, cross the street with us work.
Jeremy
Exactly right. We're already on this side. Put your hooves on the street.
Stugotz
So I saw this theory out there yesterday as well, that, hey, what could be the reason that LeBron is taking too long? It's taken this long. It's taken so long. I saw one theory, which is, maybe he doesn't like any of his options. You know, maybe he doesn't like any of these.
Dan Le Batard
They're not great. It's not the same as his previous options, you know, whenever he's hit the market before.
Stugotz
I don't agree with that.
Dan Le Batard
They're not. It's not as strong, like, dude, this is not a hot take. Can we step out of it for a second? The first time he did this, he's like, should I partner with Prime Chris Bosh and Prime Dwyane Wade?
Stugotz
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
This is a lot different. A Giannis that has been injured and we're worried about how his game will age. Bam seems to be in the prime of his career. We always known that Bam needs to be paired with somebody better. That makes perfect sense. But we have a lot of questions about this roster, right? We have, yeah, it's not the same.
Stugotz
We have not seen them play together.
Dan Le Batard
And the money, like, it's not great money pretty much anywhere. There's questions about Philly, like, all right, let me go play with Joel Embiid. It's not like the decisions that he
Oli
had before, certainly, but I would say, like, the teams that he chose to go to before, it was pairing with Anthony Davis, but Anthony Davis had, like, not won anything, had just sort of been around, was always hurt. And it was a Lakers roster that was in, like, disrepair at the time. And they traded all of their young pieces, not dissimilar from the trade for Giannis here, where it was every young piece that they had was out the door to get Anthony Davis in pair with him. And then when he went back to Cleveland, they acquired Kevin Love, but another guy who had had yet to win anything, and a young budding star in Kyrie Irving, but a guy who had literally been on the worst teams in basketball.
Dan Le Batard
They also had picks, they had the assets, and Andrew Wiggins. But you mentioned Anthony Davis. And one thing that might be true is people are trying to figure out.
Stugotz
So that's the other theory.
Dan Le Batard
The reasons why this has been drawn out beyond, you know, LeBron likes ego stroke at this stage in his career is LeBron is letting teams buy time to acquire Anthony Davis and Kyrie Irving, which is interesting at this stage in their careers. They're, they're both guys that you have a ton of question marks about, but that is a working theory.
Stugotz
Yeah, I think that that's silly for a couple reasons. Number one, if that is what LeBron is waiting for, is for one of these teams to trade with Washington for Anthony Davis, what are they waiting for?
Chris
Like, why?
Stugotz
Hasn't happened yet. That's number one. And number two, more importantly, Washington is under no obligation to trade Anthony Davis anywhere because LeBron James wants to play with him. If LeBron James wants to play with Anthony Davis, I'm sure the Wizards would say, hey, come play here, we'll sign you.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, come play with us. Or if this story is out there and these teams are circling the Wizards to try to get Anthony Davis, you've just inflated a marketplace that probably isn't where it should be for Anthony Davis.
Stugotz
So what are we waiting for? Like, why isn't the trade happening then? Why is it happening? Why aren't these teams then offering everything for Anthony Davis? And they're not, which is why the Wizards again, under no obligation to give a shit that LeBron wants to play with Anthony Davis. So I don't buy into that theory either. I think it's just about LeBron waiting and waiting and waiting and deciding to do it whenever he wants to do it. Because if you think about it, every time that he's been a free agent, this is the fourth time, right? Every time he has been a free agent, it's gone down differently. In 2010, you had the decision. In 2014, you had the Sports Illustrated cover. In 2018, just across the crawl on ESPN. Very simple. And now what's it going to be in 2026? Oh, it's. It's going to be this long, drawn out summer with everybody talking about him. Now how is he going to announce it? I don't know. But this has been different from every other time. It's just about having everybody focus on him. It's just about everybody talking about him and him once again proving he is still the center of attention. That's all it is. That's all it is. Every time he's been a free agent, it's been completely different. He's not waiting on anyone to be traded. He's not waiting on Anthony. Davis just wants the attention. It's all it boils down to. And then he's gonna sign with the Heat.
Oli
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Episode: Doing Stuff To Bring Yourself Joy | Local Hour
Date: July 23, 2026
Location: Live from the Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
This episode of the “Local Hour” of The Dan Le Batard Show centers on the theme of doing things that bring you personal joy, with the crew reflecting on nostalgia, openly embracing fandoms, and the current LeBron James to Miami Heat speculation. The hosts weave together personal stories, pop culture reflections, and heated (but hilarious) NBA debates—Miami style. Throughout, the group pushes back on sports media misfires and takes time to “clear up” Miami-based LeBron rumors.
Stugotz’s revelation: He’s reached a point in his life where he only wants to do things that make him feel good, no longer hiding his passion for “nerdy” or “uncool” interests like pro wrestling.
“At this point in my life, I just choose to do things that make me feel good. That's it. I'm not embarrassed about what I like.” (Stugotz, 08:16)
Bowling & Generational Gaps:
The episode opens with a humorous update on Greg Cody’s absence due to physical pain after bowling, sparking jokes about sports injuries and generational endurance.
“This is a shared experience that I want to have with my daughter because I grew up watching He-Man…” (Dan, 05:01) “I just want to do things that make me feel good. And that's why, that's why I'm so into this movie. That's why I had so much fun at the theater watching He-Man because it reminds me of my childhood.” (Stugotz, 08:02)
Discussion on how wrestling, once a “secret shame,” is now more accepted among grown-ups.
Stugotz shares about taking his son to SummerSlam in Minnesota, encapsulating the show’s theme: “I want to do things that make me feel good.” (10:13)
The hosts riff on the fun (and sometimes awkward) experiences at movie theaters, both past and present.
[11:10 – 13:19]
“When I think back to that film... it just pales in comparison to that first experience... The crowd was just reacting to everything that was on the screen.” (Dan, 13:19)
“You don't get to just make up facts… You don't get to make up facts, the Heat don’t have shooters.” (Stugotz, 24:34)
“The headline here is that it’s an older shirt… It has nothing to do with LeBron's impending decision.” (Dan, 36:11)
“That list is exclusive to you.” (Stugotz, 17:55)
On hiding your passions:
“As long as they’re legal.” (Stugotz, 10:13)
On group joy:
“When I think back to that movie… that’s the magic of the movies.” (Dan, 11:52)
On sports content hot takes:
“Not all of them are real, though… predicting markets out there, people are always looking for an edge, and then you have a lot of misinformation spreading.” (Dan, 32:48)
On LeBron paranoia:
“We’re being edged right now by the King.” (Dan, 18:36)
“If we don’t get him, I’m rooting for him to totally flop this year wherever he goes.” (Stugotz, 19:40)
On fake NBA news:
“The headline here is that it’s an older shirt… nothing to do with LeBron’s impending decision.” (Dan, 36:11)
Jeremy’s viral NBA GOAT question:
Jeremy: “NBA GOAT?”
Bobby Portis: “LeBron James.” (25:39)
A fun, reflective Local Hour that balances Miami sports anxiety with serious life advice: pursue joy shamelessly, ignore the Twitter noise, and never trust “news” about new Heat LeBron merch.