The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Football’s New Evolution: Why Star Centers & TEs Rule the Modern Game
Date: March 13, 2026
Setting: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Featuring: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Mike Florio, Dave Dameshek, Jeff Schwartz, Paul Cohorst, Gino Fuentes, Mike Fuentes, Brian “Bald Brian” Bishop
Episode Overview
This episode dives deeply into the shifting landscape of professional football, focusing on the emerging prominence of star centers and tight ends in modern offensive systems. The show also examines NFL free agency, evolving positional value, trends in team building, and later shifts gears for lively Oscars and film talk with Bald Brian. As always, expect sharp wit, irreverent tone, and heartfelt moments among the sports banter.
Key Segments & Discussion Highlights
1. Pressure, Resilience & Real-Life Heroics (00:00–03:41)
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Opening Reflection: Mike Florio and Dave Dameshek open with a tribute to their friend and fantasy league champ Paul Cohorst (“Dutch Mook”), discussing how true pressure reveals character, both in football and life.
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Memorable Quote:
"Time's a motherfucking bully. It never lets anybody else win."
—Mike Florio (01:01) -
Theme: Being under pressure is about consistency, not superhuman effort—applies both on and off the field, a metaphor for sports and survival.
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Cohorst’s Attitude: Facing cancer, Paul maintains his humor, cheekily thumbing his nose at the disease, staying true to his personality.
2. Greatest Athletes to Wear 55 (03:51–06:00)
- Segment Host: Gino Fuentes gives “Number 55” honors:
- Standouts mentioned: Junior Seau, Derek Brooks (Gino's pick), Oral Hershiser, Dikembe Mutombo, and others.
- Trivia Note: Fun side story about jersey numbers' evolution, especially in hockey (Gretzky’s 99, Lemieux’s 66—his was Gretzky’s upside down).
3. NFL Free Agency: Stories & Strategies (06:00–10:09)
- Jeff Schwartz’s Free Agency Story:
Recounts negotiating with the Giants during his own wedding day (March 8, 2014).- “The day of legal tampering for my big deal with the Giants ... is also the day of my wedding.” (06:32–07:31)
- Mundane details (bagels, lox, ribs in hotel rooms) drive home the surreal and personal side of NFL business.
- Hierarchy of Free Agency Meals: Top-tier signees get steakhouse dinners; third-wave guys get takeout (ribs in hotel rooms).
- Humor:
“With the Chiefs I was a third wave free agent. So I was getting the Oklahoma Joe's ... I just ate a rack of ribs by myself in the hotel room.”
—Jeff Schwartz (08:27–09:41)
4. Conference Hierarchy: AFC Power Structure (09:41–13:38)
- Main Take: It’s still “KC, Baltimore, Buffalo, and everyone else” until someone proves otherwise.
- Cincinnati Critique: Debate on why the Bengals aren’t more aggressive in free agency, given the urgency of Burrow’s prime. Talk of franchise priorities and possible overcommitment to offense.
5. Football’s New Evolution: Center & Tight End Ascendancy (13:38–17:48)
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Positional Shift:
- The dawn of the “center and tight end era.” While wide receivers have trended up, the central role of centers and TEs in elite offenses is rising.
- Quote:
“Every great offense ... besides quarterback, has ... a center and a tight end.”
—Jeff Schwartz (14:11)
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Why the Shift?:
- Cohesion between QB and center (often paired for years).
- Tight ends’ mismatch value is irreplaceable.
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Defensive Response:
- Defenses run more “two-high” safety looks; offenses need flexibility from the center and tight end to adapt.
- Modern D-lines now rotate numerous elite pass rushers—putting a premium on interior O-line agility.
6. NFL Family Life & Moving Realities (18:11–20:49)
- Discussion:
- Schwartz deflates narratives about NFL families’ hardships during relocation, pointing out million-dollar salaries ease transitions. “It's not a topic that's really worth exploring. ... I don't feel sorry for players having to move in free agency.” (19:48–20:49)
7. Jerk List / Hot Takes (24:09–36:51)
A recurring tongue-in-cheek segment where hosts rule on what’s a “knee jerk” reaction or perfectly logical:
- Thanksgiving Eve Game (24:44–26:40):
- NFL considering a Wednesday night game—panned as greedy and intrusive on non-sports family time.
“Leave me alone. I’m trying to have a life. Get me hooked on this stuff already.”
—Dave Dameshek (24:48)
- NFL considering a Wednesday night game—panned as greedy and intrusive on non-sports family time.
- Kyler Murray Destinations: Vikings vs. Steelers (26:40–32:54):
- Debate: Which spot is actually better for a mobile quarterback?
- Intricacies of team fit, headaches in Minnesota if JJ McCarthy is benched too quickly, and Pittsburgh’s uncertain QB plans.
- Maxx Crosby & Ravens/Raiders Trade Drama (33:41–35:22):
- Schwartz provides inside perspective: Failed physicals are easy to manufacture and used as excuses. “Legal and allowed, but also grimy.” [35:03–35:22]
- Raiders’ 2026 Outlook (35:22–36:51):
- “Raiders are going to be much better ... but still the fourth best team in their division.”
—Jeff Schwartz (36:51)
- “Raiders are going to be much better ... but still the fourth best team in their division.”
8. Oscars & Movie Talk with Bald Brian (37:39–65:07)
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Guest: Brian “Bald Brian” Bishop—filmmaker, film podcast veteran.
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Brian’s Doc “Growth”:
- Premiering in San Jose, doc about cancer, comedy, and resilience.
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Best Picture Bets & 2026 Film Quality (39:41–42:55):
- “It’s an excellent year for movies ... stacked with some fine films.”
—Bald Brian (39:41) - Front runners: “One Battle After Another” (strong favorite), “Sinners,” “Hamnet.”
- “It’s an excellent year for movies ... stacked with some fine films.”
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Worst Best Pictures Ever (43:08–46:17):
- Discussion of “Crash,” “Dances with Wolves,” “Titanic,” and why "Shakespeare in Love" beating “Saving Private Ryan” is still divisive.
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PTA vs. Tarantino vs. Nolan – The ‘FMK’ Draft (49:47–54:27):
- Which director’s films could you keep forever, view rarely, or banish?
- “Losing Dark Knight [Nolan] ... that’s the best superhero movie ever made.”
—Mike Fuentes (54:17) - Bald Brian’s take: Nolan for everyday, Tarantino once every three years, Paul Thomas Anderson not at all—reluctantly, due to some uneven releases.
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Underrated Superhero Films (54:27–55:28):
- Love for M. Night Shyamalan’s “Unbreakable,” “Split,” and “Glass” as overlooked entries in the genre.
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Tarantino Character Draft (56:03–59:39):
- Who’d you least want hunting you? Fiercely debated, with Beatrix Kiddo (The Bride) coming out as the consensus “last person you’d want on your trail.”
- “She killed Bill. What am I missing here?” —Dave Dameshek (59:08)
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Actor Redundancy Game (60:14–63:54):
- “Actor redundancies”—actors performing oddly specific actions across unrelated films.
- Example: Robert Duvall plays a shouting lieutenant colonel in both “Apocalypse Now” and “The Great Santini” (61:01).
- Sonny Landham gets killed shirtless, holding a knife, in both “Predator” and “48 Hours.”
- “Actor redundancies”—actors performing oddly specific actions across unrelated films.
Memorable Quotes & Moments
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On Pressure & Identity:
“He hasn't let this situation define him. He's defined how to handle it. He hasn't just survived, he's lived.”
—Mike Florio (02:56) -
Evolution of Football’s Must-Have Positions:
“Every great offense ... besides quarterback, has ... a center and a tight end.”
—Jeff Schwartz (14:11) -
Relocating as an NFL Family:
“I just want to make that clear. I don't feel sorry for players having to move in free agency.”
—Jeff Schwartz (20:49) -
On a Wednesday Football Game:
“Leave me alone. I'm trying to have a life.”
—Dave Dameshek (24:48)
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 00:00-03:41 – Pressure and the meaning of resilience
- 03:51-06:00 – “Greatest to Wear 55” segment
- 06:00-10:09 – Jeff Schwartz’s free agency tales
- 13:50-17:48 – Football evolution: Rise of centers & tight ends
- 24:09-26:40 – Jerk List: Thanksgiving Eve NFL game debate
- 26:40-32:54 – Kyler Murray/quarterback movement
- 33:41-36:51 – Maxx Crosby/Ravens-Raiders trade dispute & Raiders rebuild
- 37:39-65:07 – Oscars and movie nerd-out with Bald Brian
The Show’s Tone & Style
- Irreverent, quick-witted banter and deep sports contextual knowledge
- Personal stories blend with sharp, original analysis
- Willingness to probe serious topics (illness, pressure, money) and pivot to playful pop culture debates
Summary
An insightful, fun, and wide-ranging episode. Football insiders dissect how and why center and tight end have become offensive lynchpins in today’s NFL, share the realities of free agency for players and families, and dish out strong opinions on league trends. The latter half transforms into a film buff’s playground—tackling the Oscars, snubs, controversial wins, director filmographies, and the quirky “actor redundancy” game. Throughout, the hosts’ chemistry shines, mixing expert takes with affectionate roasts and uniquely real-life perspectives.
