GBF - A Bone to Pick

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz Episode: GBF - A Bone to Pick
Release Date: May 2, 2025

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Introduction and Opening Chaos (00:01 - 00:27)

The episode kicks off amidst technical difficulties with the hosts exchanging "God bless football" greetings. Stugotz introduces a brand-new segment titled "A Bone to Pick," hinting at upcoming discussions and personal grievances.

Notable Quote:

• Stugotz [00:27]: "We have a brand new segment that we're going to debut this week. I'm very excited for it. A bone to pick."

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Billy Gill's Couch Delivery Dilemma (00:54 - 03:05)

Billy Gill shares a personal story about ordering a new couch due to his wife's request for hosting birthday parties for their daughters. The anticipated delivery window conflicts with the show's recording schedule, leading to comedic concerns about the delivery process interrupting the live broadcast.

Notable Quotes:

• Billy Gill [01:03]: "So we ordered a couch... the window they gave me was 9 to 6, which I thought was way too big of a window."
• Stugotz [03:05]: "There's a chance that someone might deliver a couch to your house while we're on the air doing the show here."

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Introduction of "Here's a Headline" Segment (06:09 - 07:19)

Billy Gill introduces a new segment called "Here's a Headline," aiming to make discussing headlines more engaging by gamifying them. The segment involves presenting fictional headlines for the hosts to react to.

Notable Quote:

• Billy Gill [06:31]: "We started a segment called 'Here's a Headline.' Instead of just reading headlines, we gamified them."

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"Here's a Headline" Segment (07:21 - 19:20)

The hosts engage in the "Here's a Headline" game, reacting to fabricated news stories involving NFL figures. The segment includes humorous takes on a defensive coordinator fined for his son's prank call and a fictional challenge by YouTuber Mr. Beast.

Notable Quotes:

• Billy Gill [07:21]: "Here's a headline. This week, the NFL fined the Falcons $250,000 and Jeff Ulbricht $100,000 personally in response to his son prank calling Shador Sanders."
• Stugotz [08:16]: "He's 21. He could drink, he can go to a bar. He should not be blaming his parents for his decisions."

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Advertisements and Sponsorships (19:29 - 20:47 & 35:32 - 37:09)

The episode includes sponsored segments for Miller Lite and Smirnoff, seamlessly integrated into the conversation. These ads feature typical promotional content focusing on the products' qualities and brand history.

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"Blind Rankings" Game Segment (20:47 - 35:28)

Mike Fuentes introduces another game called "Blind Rankings," inspired by TikTok challenges. The hosts are tasked with ranking the top 10 wide receivers without prior knowledge of the list provided. The segment devolves into playful frustration as the hosts struggle to align their rankings, highlighting the chaotic and humorous chemistry among them.

Notable Quotes:

• Billy Gill [22:15]: "I have a bone to pick with Stu Gotts because I don't fully understand some of the things that he does."
• Stugotz [25:12]: "AJ Brown, I'm gonna rank him third on my list."
• Dan Le Batard [31:22]: "The Houston Texans. Nico Collins and Jaden Higgins."

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Discussion on Stugotz's Absence and Greg Cody Show Appearance (37:09 - 43:59)

Billy Gill expresses frustration over Stugotz's absence during a recent draft watch in Nashville. He criticizes Stugotz for appearing on the Greg Cody Show instead of participating fully in their main show, leading to a light-hearted confrontation between the hosts.

Notable Quotes:

• Billy Gill [39:56]: "I have a bone to pick with Stu Gotts because I don't fully understand some of the things that he does."
• Stugotz [41:40]: "It seemed like a funny idea at the time. I have to be honest with you."

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Final Segments and Couch Delivery Update (44:16 - 52:53)

The hosts continue with the "Anonymous Sources" segment, providing fictional quotes from AFC League executives about team decisions. The segment is marked by witty banter and increasing frustration over the game's complexity. Concurrently, Billy Gill provides real-time updates on the status of his couch delivery, heightening the episode's comedic tension.

Notable Quotes:

• Dan Le Batard [45:04]: "It was the Jacksonville Jaguars."
• Billy Gill [50:21]: "Yeah, we have a winner in anonymous sources."

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Conclusion (52:53 - End)

As the episode wraps up, the tension between the hosts over gaming frustrations and the looming couch delivery culminates in a humorous and unresolved cliffhanger, setting the stage for future episodes.

Notable Quotes:

• Stugotz [52:53]: "God bless."
• Billy Gill [52:43]: "No one cares. God bless football."

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Key Takeaways

• New Segments: Introduction of "A Bone to Pick" and "Here's a Headline," aiming to diversify the show's content.
• Host Dynamics: Playful tension and camaraderie among the hosts, particularly between Billy Gill and Stugotz.
• Humor and Relatability: Personal anecdotes like the couch delivery add a relatable and comedic layer to the sports-centric discussions.
• Engaging Games: Segments like "Blind Rankings" and "Anonymous Sources" showcase the hosts' improvisational skills and ability to generate humor from structured activities.

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Overall, this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz blends personal stories, new interactive segments, and sports analysis with the hosts' signature humor and chemistry. Despite technical hitches and playful host conflicts, the episode remains engaging and entertaining, offering both devoted listeners and newcomers a comprehensive glance into the dynamic world of South Florida sports and pop culture commentary.

Transcript

[Dan Le Batard]

You are listening to DraftKings Network.

[Stugots]

God bless football, Billy Gill.

[Billy Gill]

God bless football, Mikey. Eh, God bless football, Fuentes.

[Mike Fuentes]

God bless football, Stugots.

[Stugots]

Thank you, Mikey. A. Thank you, Fuentes. Sorry about that. Little. I got my mics mixed. Listen, I got it mixed up. I'm sorry about that. Okay. We have a brand new segment that we're going to debut this week. I'm very excited for it. A bone to pick. Billy has a bone to pick. Yes. Now we're going to get to that. We have a lot of things to get to. More. Mike Lee. Hey, here's a headline. But Mikey, you would agree we need to start with what's going on in Billy's house, right?

[Dan Le Batard]

Yes. Because it will affect the rest of the episode, or at least it has the potential to.

[Stugots]

So maybe explain to the audience what is going on at your house right now.

[Billy Gill]

Well, so I ordered a couch. Well, let me rephrase that. My wife decided we needed a new couch. I was perfectly fine with the couch that we had, but she decided that we needed a new couch. The girls birthdays are both coming up. She says that she wants to have parties here at the house for the girls this year and that we would need a new couch for that, which I don't 100% disagree with because other couch, you know, kids, dogs, like, it's. It's seen better days. So we ordered a couch. I was expecting when we ordered this couch, that would take a really long time to come because that's what normally happens when you order furniture, at least when we did the last time. And like, we can deliver it on Thursday or Friday. I'm like, well, Thursday is probably a better day. I have more of an open window. And the window that I got was 9 to 6, which I thought was way too big of a window.

[Stugots]

That's a wide.

[Dan Le Batard]

Is that a window?

[Stugots]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

Like, is that. Dude, like, that's. That's a barn door.

[Stugots]

That's a tag. It's a day.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. You know those like, doors that you see like on tv, like in these like, like fancy California real estate shows where it's like a sliding door that you pull and it takes out like an entire wall and you're like, I don't know how this house is structurally sound if there's just a giant gaping hole, you know, on the side of this building looking out off the side of the mountain or whatever? Right. That's the door, like window that they gave me. And then last night they refined that window so much to 11 to 2. And I was like, oh, that's a bad window. Like that.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's a window.

[Billy Gill]

At least it's a window. But that's also my recording window. That's not a good time for this to happen. Right. And then as the day's gone on, 11 came, and I was like, I text my wife, can you check on this, like, situation? Because I'm gonna have to start recording soon. I haven't heard anything. Have you heard anything? They're like, this window is now 11:15 to 11:45. I'm like, oh, that's the worst window. That's when we're recording. So at some point, I may have to get up to open the door and, you know, let strangers come into my home with a couch and just hope that they don't steal anything while we're recording. But we'll get to that when we get to that, if we get to that.

[Stugots]

All right, but we're outside that window right now. Correct?

[Dan Le Batard]

They're late, but we're getting close.

[Billy Gill]

We're getting close to that window. We're getting close to that window.

[Stugots]

Are we? Okay, so there's a chance that someone might deliver a couch to your house while we're on the air doing the show here.

[Billy Gill]

Or if I miss the, you know, them ringing the doorbell, they may show up at my house and leave or just put the couch in my driveway. There's. There's lots of things that can go on here.

[Dan Le Batard]

You know how I can tell how much I'm missing the football season is. All I can think about is get the movers on to pick the games. That's all I'm thinking about.

[Stugots]

But there's no games to pick.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, there's no games to pick.

[Mike Fuentes]

Right?

[Stugots]

Yeah.

[Billy Gill]

So I. Mikey, I don't know if you caught this, but we had a situation this past week in Nashville, and thanks to everyone that came out to our draft Watch along in Nashville, everybody that watched on YouTube. You guys did a show from Nashville. So all the people there. I met a. A guy there that drove there hours, drove there, and he was like, do you remember me? And I was like, not specifically. And he's like, well, I met Lucy when Lucy was doing off roading, and she interviewed me and my child, and my child was a big stug fan and was praising stugats and Stugots, then said on the show, let's get that kid on to make picks every week. And he's like. And I didn't hear from Stugots after that to make picks. And I was like, oh. And he's like, do you not remember? And I'm like, not really. Because he says that he wants everyone on to make picks every week. And then he showed me the video and. And then what happened was we exchanged contact information, and he's reached out to me since then. So stugats. I now have contact information for this. This child who you wanted to come on last year to make picks.

[Stugots]

Yeah.

[Billy Gill]

So at some point, he'll be making picks. Where the show will be on when he's making picks is your best guess. I have no idea where we're gonna be airing.

[Dan Le Batard]

This kid can come on and make picks when I get a book, huh?

[Billy Gill]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's another one that people have reached out.

[Stugots]

Listen, is this your bone to pick? Are you picking bones right now? Okay, that was different bones.

[Billy Gill]

I was just gonna say we have a segment called I have a bone to pick. That's not this one. But I will say that I have. I've had a number of people reach out to me saying that they're books that they won in various contexts. And I'm like, talk to Cynthia or Kristen. I don't know what to tell you. I don't have access to these books.

[Dan Le Batard]

Various contents are years of working with him. Either way, it was. Somebody hasn't gotten a book.

[Stugots]

It was the Dolphin mall appearance that we did. And I gave away Billy, gave away five bucks and gave away all the money in my pocket.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. It's a fun day. That was fun. Was it?

[Stugots]

Was it really?

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. By the way, God bless football is brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings. The Crown is yours.

[Stugots]

Yep. Subscribe Please Download Subscribe Rate Review all those fun things. Do it for Billy. Do it for Mikey A. Do it for me, because we own this property now.

[Billy Gill]

Okay, well, if you. If you enjoy godless football, follow us on. On the different feeds, on the podcast feed, on the YouTube feed, because soon you're not going to find it on this feed anyway. You want to play a segment, Stu? Guys, it's been like.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's been a. It's been a minute.

[Billy Gill]

It's been a. I feel like it might have been since the super bowl that we've all done a show together. It's been a while since we've all been on together for one reason or another.

[Stugots]

Right, Right. I feel like it's been. You know, I feel like it was sooner than that. Mikey A and I did a couple episodes last week of some stuff. We had Mel Kuiper on. We had Todd McShay on to get. To get people ready for the draft. But you're right, we have not been together for. For quite some time.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, the. The. The three of us and Fuentes, the four of us, it's been a while since we've all done a show together. So it's. It's nice. It's nice to be back. But while you've been gone stugats, we started a segment called Here's a headline. And this is how it works is, you know, a lot of shows will just go in and they'll start their show and they'll just be giving just the headlines. They'll just talk about the headlines, and that's boring. So we gamified headlines, and this is how it works. I'm going to. I'm going to do one here real quick and then see if you catch on to the intricacies of this game called Here's a headline. Are you ready?

[Stugots]

Yep.

[Dan Le Batard]

Let's do it.

[Billy Gill]

Okay, here's a headline. This week, the NFL find the Falcons $250,000 and Jeff Ulbricht $100,000 personally in response to his son prank calling Shador Sanders.

[Stugots]

Not a headline.

[Billy Gill]

No, that was a headline. Let me.

[Dan Le Batard]

That is the headline. That is absolutely a headline.

[Billy Gill]

That's a headline.

[Dan Le Batard]

Now you react.

[Billy Gill]

A headline.

[Stugots]

So I'm not. Oh, I react. That's the game.

[Dan Le Batard]

Now you react.

[Stugots]

Oh, I see.

[Mike Fuentes]

I.

[Dan Le Batard]

Headline.

[Stugots]

I thought you were doing headline or not a headline. I didn't.

[Billy Gill]

Hold on a second. Yeah, when I. When. When you said not a headline, what did that mean exactly?

[Stugots]

Well, I thought that was the game. You were. You were trying to see if I could figure out the game on the fly here. I've never played the game before. You guys invented the game while I was away, and I was trying to see if I can keep up with the game. That's all I was trying to do.

[Billy Gill]

Wait, so does that mean you don't think that that happened or you don't think it's a newsworthy story?

[Stugots]

No, I do think it happened, and I do think. I don't really think it's a newsworthy story, but I'm happy to. To give my thoughts on it if that's. If that's part of the game.

[Mike Fuentes]

I have a. I have a question for all you guys.

[Billy Gill]

Oh, okay.

[Mike Fuentes]

I'm. I'm the only one without child in this show, right? You get a phone. You get a phone call. Yes, your child did something, and now you owe $100,000. What are you doing?

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, I Mean. I mean, not a good call to receive. I got to be honest with you. Yeah.

[Stugots]

So you're.

[Dan Le Batard]

You're.

[Stugots]

Your son or your daughter did something, they don't have the money to pay for it, didn't give them permission to do it. It's going to cost you $100,000.

[Mike Fuentes]

That. That's what happened to the defensive coordinator for the Falcons.

[Stugots]

Yeah.

[Mike Fuentes]

His son made a phone call, thought it was funny. Now you owe 100,000.

[Stugots]

How old is the son?

[Mike Fuentes]

21.

[Stugots]

He's 21.

[Dan Le Batard]

The 21 year old, he's paying for that himself. He's an attorney. I don't know how care.

[Stugots]

He could drink, he can go to a bar. He could serve our military. He could do whatever he wants. That should not be on dad. That should be on a 21 year old making a bad decision and prank. Well, a good decision, depending on how you look at it, or a bad decision making a prank call that cost him $100,000. It should not cost his parents anything, Not a penny.

[Billy Gill]

I mean, if. If I'm Jeff and my son does this and I'm fined $100,000 in the absolute worst defense possible ever, I think I would say I didn't give him that number. What are you. What are you fighting me for? This has nothing to do with me. Like, I don't know how he got that. Yeah, and no one will believe that, but that's the move that I play. I believe that the story is like, his phone was left laying around open or an iPad or something like that, in which case, bad job. Bad job by. By Jeff and, like, worst job by his son. Like, son, listen to me, buddy. You already. You. You already decided to do this, which, like, not nice, but not exactly criminal what you did. Right. You decided to tape it, which is just dumb considering who your father is. It's dumb considering the fact that, like, the way the NFL works is if your daddy's a coach, you might be a coach one day. So I don't know why you decided to risk your potential NFL career by doing this dumb thing and recording it, but you did that. And then you decided to come clean and fess up, which you probably only did after they tracked down the number and realized who you were, but you decided to issue an apology. But, like, kind of throw daddy under the bus, which is another mistake. Like this kid.

[Stugots]

Right.

[Billy Gill]

Not great decision making skills. I'm going to be honest with you.

[Stugots]

I'm.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm going to go a step further, Billy. In my house, we try and live by the rule of if it's funny, you're not in trouble. If you're going to do it, if you're going to risk it all, make.

[Stugots]

It funny, come up with a better thing than.

[Dan Le Batard]

You're going to have to wait longer. Like that you risked it all for a, for a throwaway giggle hang up thing like, like do a little research, have a little fun with it.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, that was terrible. I will say it wasn't the best call. It was also very short. If it's going to cost you 100 grand, drag it out a little bit, make it more believable almost honestly, to the point where you trick the television networks to show Shador on the phone thinking that he has been selected. Right? Because that was so fast that I don't think that any of us really thought while we were watching the draft that Shador thought that he was getting drafted or was getting drafted because we never saw like him on the phone, him reacting positively to a call. If you're gonna do it and get caught and get punished, really sell it. Really, really sell it so that it was worth the hundred thousand, you know?

[Stugots]

So, Billy, I just want to be clear here. You're blaming dad for leaving his phone just laying around the house. He's supposed to have that locked up at all times.

[Billy Gill]

No.

[Stugots]

Okay.

[Billy Gill]

No, he blamed his dad for doing that.

[Stugots]

That's a terrible job by this kid. I mean, seriously, dad should make the kid work and pay off the hundred thousand dollars, right?

[Billy Gill]

One dish at a time.

[Stugots]

Yeah, one dish at a time.

[Billy Gill]

Yes. Lots of chores. This kid, I don't know if he's away at school, but let's be real, this kid's living at home, right? Like, so we're taking out the trash, we're washing the car, we're feeding the dog. I don't even know what chores you would have to do to get to $100,000 in time earned. But I mean, that kid's going to be taking out my trash. So he's 55 years older until I'm dead, I think. Like the stuff he's going to have to do. I saw this two guys and Mikey and Mike Fuentes, and it's along these lines, but it's not the exact same thing. And it's not related to football whatsoever. But it's a fun game in terms of trying to figure out what things cost in terms of things that you need to do. Right. So are you guys familiar with Mr. Beast? Have you heard of Mr. Beast?

[Stugots]

No, I have not.

[Billy Gill]

You have not? Okay, well, Mr. Beast is the biggest YouTuber in the world. He has, like, shows he's worth, you know, like, millions of dollars.

[Stugots]

Okay. Yep.

[Billy Gill]

So Mr. Beast budget for all of his, like, videos that he puts out is something insane. It's like he has, like, a $10 million budget for a lot of these videos. It's crazy how much money Mr. Beast makes and how much money Mr. Beast spends and gives away. Right. I saw on the Internet, which maybe it's real and maybe it's not, but we're going to run with it as though it is real. I saw on the Internet that Mr. Beast has a challenge where if you can eat $1,000 worth of McDonald's food in 36 hours, he will give you a million dollars.

[Stugots]

Really?

[Billy Gill]

Yes.

[Dan Le Batard]

Can I order it from the airport? Because that's like a Happy Meal that.

[Billy Gill]

I mean, not the worst strategy people then were trying to break down.

[Stugots]

You're going to the most expensive McDonald's.

[Billy Gill]

Well, that. That's the thing is that. Then. Then what's the strategy, right. With ordering McDonald's, do you order the most expensive, expensive thing? Because then you're ordering, like, triple quarter pounders that's loaded with bacon and all this stuff that's going to be super filling. And then that sandwich costs you maybe $11. And then what do you have to do? Like, a hundred of those. You can't do that in 36 hours. So how do you find the things that aren't as filling but are the most expensive? Do you go hash browns? Do you go with drinks? Like, what do you order? Chicken nuggets? What do you order to get to $1,000 that you think that you can eat within 36 hours? Because even if you order, like, a Big Mac meal, let's say that's $10, $11. You can't have 100 Big Macs in 36 hours. So how do you get there? That's what the Ulbrichts now need to figure out. In terms of chores, how do we get to $100,000 in chores for you to pay us back? Because I don't think that it's ever going to happen. And I'll tell you this st. The conversation was happening earlier this week, and I don't want to betray confidences, but I believe it was Mike Fuentes that said it. He turns to that kid and he says, guess what? You're not going to college. That was your college not happening anymore, right?

[Stugots]

Yeah, but this kid graduated college, it seems like. I mean, he's already back home living.

[Mike Fuentes]

With Dad, I think he's a student at Ole Miss. Yeah, but he's got to be on the back end. He's got to be close to the end. He's 21.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, well, you know, so it takes people different.

[Mike Fuentes]

If it was for me. Listen, buddy, get ready to learn. Personal loan, because I ain't paying that. You're paying it.

[Stugots]

Yeah, yeah, but dad has to pay it. Kid has to pay him. Back to Billy's point, assign these chores a very low dollar amount and have them do a million of them. I mean, seriously, you're going to be.

[Mike Fuentes]

Doing 300,000 car washes.

[Stugots]

Well, yeah. I mean, he deserves it.

[Mike Fuentes]

He does, right?

[Stugots]

And I mean, the audacity of this kid to blame his dad for having a lot of contacts in his phone and leaving his phone laying around the house. Who would do that? What kind of son is this?

[Dan Le Batard]

Why did he have Shador's contact?

[Stugots]

It's weird.

[Billy Gill]

They must have. I don't know.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's weird. You're a defensive coordinator in a. You know, for a team that literally just drafted a quarterback last year.

[Billy Gill]

I mean, you know, maybe. Maybe the contact was there. Maybe a little tampering while he was with the Jets. Who knows?

[Dan Le Batard]

Let's bring on more finds.

[Stugots]

Yeah. So it's a headline.

[Billy Gill]

So. Yeah, that was a headline.

[Dan Le Batard]

Can I do one? Yeah, yeah.

[Billy Gill]

I don't know. Fuentes called. At this point.

[Mike Fuentes]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Stugots]

One more, One more. All right.

[Dan Le Batard]

Hey, this is a depressing one, but, hey, here's a headline, right? The new. The. The New Orleans Saints in the second round drafted quarterback Tyler Shuck, and he will likely be the last player born in the 1900s to get drafted.

[Billy Gill]

Wow.

[Stugots]

Wow.

[Dan Le Batard]

How does that make you guys feel?

[Stugots]

Slightly older than I felt five seconds ago.

[Billy Gill]

We don't have any, like, I guess like this year we're out of, like, the COVID year. So we're out of, like the nine year seniors.

[Stugots]

Yep.

[Billy Gill]

And the nine year seniors aren't getting drafted anyways because that's why they've been in College for nine years. Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

Tyler Shuck is 25 gonna turn 26 in September. We're getting likely the last one to be drafted in the 1900s.

[Billy Gill]

It gets worse for us, Mikey, because Stugots is already, like, well past this situation.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, me and Stugots are the same age. Just ask.

[Billy Gill]

That's true. So I guess it's really just. I guess it's really just gonna affect me in the near future. But we're getting to the point where NFL draft prospects are Being born after you graduated high school, which is really scary. Really scary. Yeah.

[Stugots]

When was Shador Sanders born?

[Billy Gill]

That's a good question. Give me one moment. All right.

[Stugots]

You're looking it up, right?

[Billy Gill]

I'm gonna consult. Consult the beasts.

[Stugots]

Okay.

[Billy Gill]

Hold on a second.

[Stugots]

By the way, I think I could eat. I could eat the appropriate amount of McDonald in 36 hours to get a million dollars.

[Billy Gill]

I could do it February 7, 2002.

[Mike Fuentes]

Yeah. He was born in 2002.

[Billy Gill]

Jesus Christ. You cannot eat $1,000 worth of McDonald's in 36 hours.

[Stugots]

I think I could.

[Dan Le Batard]

Nuggets.

[Stugots]

Nuggets.

[Billy Gill]

Chicken nuggets.

[Stugots]

I think I could, but, Billy, there's a million dollars waiting for you at the end of the rainbow, like the pot of gold.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm sure there's a no vomit clause in that.

[Billy Gill]

Honestly, like, this is one of those things where lawyers typically step in so that it doesn't happen. Because, like, someone will die trying to do this, and then Mr. Beast will really be in trouble.

[Stugots]

So Mr. Beast has a way out. He has a lawyer. Like, that's right. Someone's going to eat this, okay. Over 36 hours and not win any money because of legal. Legalities. Billy's right about this. Yes.

[Billy Gill]

Mr.

[Stugots]

Beast has no intention of giving this million dollars away.

[Billy Gill]

No. She got. That's a headline.

[Dan Le Batard]

You'd be surprised.

[Billy Gill]

You'd be surprised at how gives away.

[Stugots]

Million dollars all the time.

[Billy Gill]

All the time. It's crazy how much money he gives away.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's really weird.

[Mike Fuentes]

It's like basically his brand. I just give away a ton of money all the time.

[Billy Gill]

Get him on the show and we can't.

[Stugots]

He'd say no to us.

[Billy Gill]

You're gonna get him on the show just to ask him for a million.

[Stugots]

Dollars to make picks with the kid. Okay, we're back after this.

[Billy Gill]

Folks.

[Greg Cody]

It's the 50th anniversary of Miller Light. And I love Miller. Like, man, I don't say it enough. I want to say it more. Me and my dad just this past weekend on the golf course.

[Stugots]

Yep.

[Greg Cody]

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[Billy Gill]

And we're back, guys. Godless Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York Stots. I was not in last week when you guys recorded, so I'm not familiar with some of the games that you have teased and that are upcoming. So can you tell me what the games are and how they work? Is there anything I need to know? Anything confusing that I wouldn't understand? Because I thought, here's a headline was pretty simple. And then you said, that's not a headline. And then it kind of threw everything off. So I want to kind of understand the games before we play them, just so we're all on the same page.

[Stugots]

All right, so the games that we have on the table today are more likely. You're familiar with that one?

[Billy Gill]

Yes. Love that one.

[Stugots]

Anonymous sources. You're familiar.

[Billy Gill]

I love that one, guys. You'd be surprised. I'm really good at anonymous courses.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's. It's almost like, I think, you know where I get some of the anonymous quotes and you read it.

[Billy Gill]

Let me rephrase this. Every week that we've played anonymous sources, it's been about teams. And I don't know if that's what we're doing with anonymous sources today. So if it's not about teams, it's going to be okay. So every time we've done it, it's been about teams. And I get off to like a crazy hot start where I'll hit like five in a row, right? And then the pressure starts, like, mounting. I'm like, can I have a perfect game this time? And then I miss like the last three or four and I really end up like 500ish, more or less. But I get off to like a crazy hot start every time.

[Stugots]

Okay, the final game on the table. I'm leaning towards anonymous sources right now, just so you know, because you're very Excited myself I know is Fuentes is blind rankings.

[Billy Gill]

Oh, now you're ranking.

[Stugots]

You're not familiar with this game, Billy, so now I'm tempted to go there first. Because you're not familiar, Fuentes, explain your game to Billy.

[Billy Gill]

Wait.

[Stugots]

If he understands.

[Billy Gill]

Hold on. We also have a bone to pick later on.

[Stugots]

Oh, yeah, and a bone to pick. Oh, my God. And a couch. Anyway.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. The couch show up yet or. No, I heard dogs barking, so I'm not sure what's going on out there.

[Mike Fuentes]

Yeah, exciting. Okay, so, Billy, what blind ranking is basically, is I give you 10 of the best players at a position. Well, not the. Well, I guess the best, but 10 of the best players at any given position. And you will blind rank them. Justin Fields. And you will blind rank them as they come out. But you don't. Oh, I like coming next.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, I like this. I've seen this on the Tick Tock.

[Stugots]

Yes, exactly, on the Tick Tock.

[Mike Fuentes]

That's where I've derived it from last time.

[Dan Le Batard]

Tick tocks on it.

[Stugots]

Is that where you stole it from?

[Mike Fuentes]

Yeah.

[Billy Gill]

So the thing is, seeing this on the Tick tock with the Mr. Beast and the such.

[Stugots]

Wait, so Fuentes, tell Billy where. Where Mikey A had Justin Fields ranked in his quarterback rankings.

[Mike Fuentes]

Mike, we all know, is a big Justin Fields fan. Luckily for him, last week it landed at number one on Mikey A's personal blind rankings of quarterbacks. Congratulations, Mikey. Congratulations. Justin Fields. Congratulations, New York Jets.

[Billy Gill]

That's awesome, man. Your quarterback number one in your rankings.

[Stugots]

Who was he ahead of?

[Billy Gill]

Two?

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, Josh Allen gave me the old huckle buck. He gave me the old huckle buck.

[Billy Gill]

I know how this goes. Justin Fields was the last one.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yes, he was.

[Mike Fuentes]

He beat out Derek Goff, right? Jaden Daniels. Yes, and Josh Allen.

[Stugots]

But there's a lesson to be learned from last week's game. When you hear Josh Allen, just rank him number one.

[Dan Le Batard]

Just rank him number one and deal with it. I was waiting for Burrow or Mahomes, you know, somebody to make a little bit of an argument. Nope, he gave me Justin Fields.

[Billy Gill]

So do we. Do we all do blind rankings or.

[Stugots]

Yeah, we all do blind rankings. So, Billy, you decide here on the game? More likely anonymous sources, Fuentes is blind rankings or bone to pick?

[Billy Gill]

I kind of want to do blind rankings. It sounds fun. Yeah, it sounds like a fun.

[Stugots]

You're gonna love it.

[Billy Gill]

By the way, guys, real quick. Blind rankings is presented by spirit off the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.

[Mike Fuentes]

Quick.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, they called in. They said Blind rankings again. We're in.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah.

[Mike Fuentes]

Okay, so Isaac says, I will say a wide receiver. You will all rank the same receiver on your own preference.

[Stugots]

We're getting 10, right?

[Mike Fuentes]

You're getting 10. It is already printed out. There will be no shenanigans. I will not be switching them up on you. These ten are already printed.

[Stugots]

Let me see the printout. Let me see.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, yeah. It just so happens that Justin Fields was number one.

[Stugots]

Okay? I had Josh Allen, man. Don't complain to him.

[Billy Gill]

I had Josh Allen, I'm telling you right now. The last one's going to be a crap player, like, for sure. Or the last one's going to be the best player, and then you're going to have him ranked at 9.

[Mike Fuentes]

You got to be prepared for that.

[Billy Gill]

Lines up to. Fuentes is. As a man of tricks.

[Stugots]

All right, let's go.

[Mike Fuentes]

First wide receiver is the Philadelphia Eagles. AJ Brown. AJ Brown. Where do you rank AJ Brown?

[Stugots]

Oh, wow.

[Mike Fuentes]

We'll go to Stugots first.

[Stugots]

AJ Brown. I'm gonna rank him third on my list.

[Mike Fuentes]

Third?

[Stugots]

Third.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean, I'm gonna go down one. A.J. brown, four.

[Billy Gill]

I'm gonna put him at six.

[Stugots]

Wow, Billy, I like that. That could work in your favor. Or it could embarrass you.

[Mike Fuentes]

Could be a disaster.

[Stugots]

Yeah, we'll see what happens.

[Mike Fuentes]

Okay, number two, Los Angeles Rams, Puka N.

[Stugots]

Is Puka better than A.J.

[Billy Gill]

Wow.

[Stugots]

I'll put Puka 4. I can't believe I'm putting Puka 4. Mikey, Mikey, what are you doing?

[Billy Gill]

I have Puka at three.

[Stugots]

Huh?

[Billy Gill]

Nine.

[Stugots]

It's a good game.

[Billy Gill]

Nine. And he was the second one. That's crazy. Okay, where did you have A.J.

[Mike Fuentes]

Brown?

[Stugots]

I have A.J. at 3. I have Puka at 4.

[Mike Fuentes]

Yeah, Billy, where'd you have A.J.

[Billy Gill]

Brown, I have A.J. at 6, Puka at 3.

[Stugots]

Okay, man.

[Billy Gill]

Boy. Okay, now, why are you writing these down?

[Stugots]

I have to write them down.

[Mike Fuentes]

I have to write them down.

[Billy Gill]

No, no. Why is Fuentes writing these down?

[Mike Fuentes]

Because I gotta keep track.

[Stugots]

He's keeping track.

[Billy Gill]

Okay, good. Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

Number three, because he's not playing Shenanigans to see where you have left at the end.

[Stugots]

Correct.

[Mike Fuentes]

I'm having my own laugh.

[Stugots]

He's not doing it.

[Mike Fuentes]

Yeah, exactly.

[Billy Gill]

He shouldn't need to be keeping track of these if he's just reading a list.

[Mike Fuentes]

Okay, next.

[Stugots]

Third name. Great boy, Billy.

[Mike Fuentes]

Nico Collins. Houston, Texas. Nico Collins.

[Stugots]

Jesus Christ. God, he's good.

[Mike Fuentes]

Underrated, in my opinion.

[Stugots]

Oh, I'm gonna put. I'm hesitant to do this. Nico at 5.

[Billy Gill]

Can I ask a question, are these, like, projections for this year where we think they're at now? What are we ranking these?

[Stugots]

Are you.

[Mike Fuentes]

What you think they are based right now? May 2, Friday of 2025?

[Stugots]

I mean, Billy, I'll tell you this. I probably would put. Had I not put AJ at three and Puk at four, I probably put Nico at three.

[Billy Gill]

So I have Nico. I'm putting Nico at seven. Nico very. I'm putting injury history.

[Stugots]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

Nico at five.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. I was thinking five, two. But then when it fires across the board and I. I. He's up to something. So I'm trying to give myself some wiggle room. Here he is.

[Mike Fuentes]

Okay, next.

[Billy Gill]

I'm thinking, already there's, like, Jamar Chase out there. Like, there's. There's. There's guys.

[Mike Fuentes]

There's a couple of guys who got nine from Mikey A. Is crazy to me.

[Stugots]

Crazy.

[Dan Le Batard]

We'll see.

[Billy Gill]

Well, you shouldn't have an opinion, but that's okay.

[Mike Fuentes]

Number four, New England Patriots new wide receiver, Stefon Diggs.

[Dan Le Batard]

Ten.

[Billy Gill]

Ten.

[Stugots]

I'll put Diggs at eight. Stefan Diggs at eight. You guys are.

[Billy Gill]

He's gonna. He's gonna throw in Braxton barriers or something here.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's fine.

[Mike Fuentes]

No, no, these are only.

[Stugots]

Why I'm leaving room. Billy, these are only.

[Mike Fuentes]

These are only wide receiver ones.

[Stugots]

Okay.

[Mike Fuentes]

Okay.

[Billy Gill]

Okay.

[Stugots]

You didn't specify that.

[Mike Fuentes]

Well, you would start over. You would have figured it out.

[Stugots]

Okay.

[Mike Fuentes]

Number five. Well.

[Billy Gill]

Well, that means. Hold on. That means, like, we're only getting one guy per team.

[Mike Fuentes]

Yes.

[Billy Gill]

Brown. Now, the Eagles window is closed.

[Stugots]

No. Devonta Smith. Right.

[Mike Fuentes]

Because you're really.

[Billy Gill]

Okay, well, like. All right, these are. This would have been helpful information beforehand.

[Stugots]

Yes.

[Mike Fuentes]

Number five, Malik, neighbors. Who do you have? Malik, Neighbors. Receivers.

[Stugots]

I'm with Billy on this. I'm outraged by this. If I knew it was wide receiver ones, I would have changed my order.

[Billy Gill]

I mean, yeah, I thought we had some wide receiver threes coming out.

[Stugots]

I fully thought Barrios was coming up at some point.

[Mike Fuentes]

Malik, Neighbors.

[Dan Le Batard]

Neighbors at eight.

[Mike Fuentes]

Neighbors.

[Stugots]

Neighbors at eight. I'll put neighbors at six. I guess, since it's. Since it's wide receiver ones.

[Billy Gill]

I mean, I'm gonna put neighbors at 5 just because my 6 and my 7 are full. My 8 and my 9 are empty. But I feel like 8 and 9 might be too low for him, even though I also feel like five is too high.

[Stugots]

Okay. Huh.

[Mike Fuentes]

Number six.

[Stugots]

I have neighbors at six.

[Mike Fuentes]

Yes.

[Stugots]

Yeah.

[Mike Fuentes]

Number six on this list.

[Stugots]

Yes.

[Mike Fuentes]

The two be ranked newly drafted packers wide receiver Matthew Golden.

[Stugots]

Ten.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, come. That's not a number one.

[Stugots]

And he's not a number one.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's not a number one.

[Billy Gill]

Good job saving a ten. Good job.

[Stugots]

Reed, anyone?

[Mike Fuentes]

He's better.

[Stugots]

He's better than all those guys.

[Billy Gill]

All right, good job saving your tents. Dugouts.

[Stugots]

Thank you. Thank you. Save my 10 for golden.

[Billy Gill]

I have golden at 9 and you 7. You have now lied to us about how this game works.

[Stugots]

Wait, hold on. Okay, Mikey. Mikey, you have Matt Golden. Where seven and who does he.

[Billy Gill]

He uses ten and his niner.

[Dan Le Batard]

Because I have eight, nine and ten. Done.

[Stugots]

Who's eight?

[Dan Le Batard]

Because I thought it was number one.

[Stugots]

Receivers, I want to hear who Matt golden is right ahead of. That's all right.

[Mike Fuentes]

Now Mikey has Matt golden above Malik. Neighbors Puka Nakua and Stefan Diggs.

[Billy Gill]

Crazy.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm only upset about two.

[Mike Fuentes]

Mikey, you're bad at this game. I gotta say.

[Dan Le Batard]

At least. At least I play the game, right?

[Mike Fuentes]

Not great.

[Stugots]

Yeah.

[Mike Fuentes]

Next is DJ Moore.

[Stugots]

DJ Moore. I will put DJ Moore at seven on my list.

[Billy Gill]

I just threw. Almost threw out an F bomb because of what you're doing here.

[Stugots]

Yeah. I mean, WR1, absolutely.

[Billy Gill]

Not a random list, but that's fine, right?

[Stugots]

Matt Golden's on it.

[Dan Le Batard]

Matthew golden gets it. Please.

[Stugots]

Yeah.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. All right.

[Stugots]

According to you, Golden's gonna be the Rookie of the Year. I think.

[Mike Fuentes]

Gonna be a number one.

[Billy Gill]

He might be the MVP.

[Stugots]

He might.

[Dan Le Batard]

Second wide receiver taken. Here comes Ted McMillan.

[Stugots]

It's gonna be Matt golden or Justin Fields.

[Billy Gill]

Are we. Are we gonna get to good wide receivers at any point? Of your wide receiver ones, he's gonna.

[Dan Le Batard]

Take on a team of third wide receivers in Green Bay.

[Mike Fuentes]

Are you guys.

[Stugots]

I. I put him seven.

[Mike Fuentes]

I said I know Stu's playing.

[Stugots]

Yeah.

[Billy Gill]

I have him at eight.

[Stugots]

I'm playing well, too.

[Mike Fuentes]

You are?

[Stugots]

Yes. Mikey, I already said three. Okay.

[Billy Gill]

I like my list. Except A.J. brown, I think is too low now because I thought we were going to get real players.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah. I thought we were going to play.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's what we were doing. Okay.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. We're on to your games. Fuentes.

[Stugots]

Who's next? Mike Jamar?

[Mike Fuentes]

Chase.

[Stugots]

Jesus.

[Billy Gill]

Number one one. Because I don't trust what you have coming up next.

[Dan Le Batard]

And I'll make the argument if you give me Justin Jefferson to put him at two.

[Stugots]

There's only one, right? It would just be Justin Jefferson.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, but he's probably. He's probably not in this game.

[Dan Le Batard]

Make the argument.

[Billy Gill]

I'm telling you, he's probably not in this game.

[Stugots]

All right, I'll put Chase at One, because I have no issue putting.

[Billy Gill]

Now he's gonna pick.

[Stugots]

Fine, I'll put him at two.

[Mike Fuentes]

Jamar Chase.

[Billy Gill]

You know what this guy's up to right now?

[Mike Fuentes]

He's the best receiver in the league right now.

[Stugots]

I put him at 1.

[Mike Fuentes]

Marvin Harrison, Jr. 4, 6, 9.

[Stugots]

I love this game.

[Billy Gill]

Your nine isn't bad, Stu. Guys, but I only have four left. And two. And now my two is gonna be my two. This is gonna be some random. Ted McMillan, the random guy from the Bills.

[Mike Fuentes]

You guys all have two left.

[Billy Gill]

My two is gonna be Keon Coleman.

[Stugots]

I gotta tell you, if I was asked to rank these guys, this is the way I would probably rank them.

[Billy Gill]

You might not.

[Mike Fuentes]

You might not think after this one, but it's not bad. Okay, the last guy on our list is lad McConkey.

[Stugots]

Oh, geez.

[Billy Gill]

You're an idiot. You're just the worst. Yeah, you suck at this. Yeah, you're terrible. You.

[Mike Fuentes]

You suck because the game went exactly how you predicted it to go, exactly how it should.

[Billy Gill]

You suck well, because. Can I tell you something? You. I don't. I. I'm not convinced. First of all, these are not all number one receivers. These are not wide receiver ones like you said that they were. You never said that they were. Then you said that they were, and I said, okay, well, if this is the wide receiver one that we're going with here, like, Matthew Gold is the.

[Mike Fuentes]

Only one you can argue against, why.

[Billy Gill]

Is Justin Jefferson not in this game?

[Mike Fuentes]

Because it's 32 guys. If I told you to write 132, then you know Justin Jefferson's coming. No, they're randomly on the list. That's what I said in the beginning. I put all 32 players on a list, and then I randomized it. I took the top 10. Those are the guys you ranked, huh? If I tell you, hey, we're going to rank 32 wide receivers, obviously you're going to leave a spot for Justin Jefferson. That's why you can only do the top 10.

[Stugots]

No, but if you told us 32 number ones, perhaps we would have adjusted our list accordingly.

[Mike Fuentes]

You know that Justin Jefferson person's in the league.

[Billy Gill]

Do you want to go. Do you want to go through our lists or no?

[Mike Fuentes]

Yes, I will go through the list, Stu. Number one, Jamar Chase.

[Stugots]

Yes.

[Mike Fuentes]

Great pick.

[Stugots]

Yes.

[Mike Fuentes]

Number two, Lad Monkey.

[Stugots]

Awful.

[Mike Fuentes]

He's not bad.

[Stugots]

Yeah, but he's not number two.

[Mike Fuentes]

He's not.

[Dan Le Batard]

I think it's a consensus at number two, by the way.

[Mike Fuentes]

Yes, exactly. It is. Oh, yes, it is.

[Stugots]

We all think the first two picks.

[Mike Fuentes]

Yes, everybody somehow had two open.

[Stugots]

Just to be clear, we all have lad McConkey being better than AJ Brown, Pukinakua, Nico Collins and Malik Neighbors.

[Billy Gill]

We all think LAD is the best receiver.

[Mike Fuentes]

The second best receiver, the LAD. Number three, Stu got A.J. brown. Number four, Puka Nakua. Number five, Nico Collins. Number six, Malik Neighbors. Number seven, D.J. moore. Number eight, Stefan Diggs. Little high, in my opinion. Number nine, Harrison, Marvin Harrison Jr. And number 10, Matthew Golden.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, because you knew Matthew Golden. You knew Matthew golden was on this list. Fuentes. That's why you think that Stefan Digg, he's right here.

[Mike Fuentes]

I had him right here at seven. He was always going to be the seventh guy. Matthew golden, you guys actually all had the same one and two. It's only after three because then Billy had Puka, Marvin Harrison, Malik, Ners, AJ, Nico, DJ Moore, Matthew golden and Stefan Diggs at 10, which is probably where he belongs at this point in his career.

[Billy Gill]

My only one that I regret, aside from lad McConi is AJ Brown at six and Marvin Harrison Jr at four. I think if I could redo this list, right, I. I would. I. I might put Puka. Well, no, I just. If I could just switch three people, I'd put A.J. brown to LAD, four, Harrison six. If I'm only moving three. If I could redo the entire list. Look, totally different.

[Stugots]

If I could redo the entire list, I throw golden off the list.

[Mike Fuentes]

Thank you for this information. Even close should be all this information that nobody asked for. Billy, Mike Chase, Lad, DJ Moore, AJ Brown, Nico Harrison, Matthew Golden, Malik Neighbors, Puka Nakua at 9 is insane. And Stefan Diggs at 10, huh?

[Billy Gill]

Yeah.

[Mike Fuentes]

Latch of blind ranking.

[Billy Gill]

Yours is. Yours wasn't bad, Mike. Except for the Puka.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, except for Puka. But again, that's because I thought we were doing number one wide receiver.

[Billy Gill]

Well, we trusted Fuentes.

[Mike Fuentes]

All these guys.

[Dan Le Batard]

Listen, that's on us. We know that for next week.

[Mike Fuentes]

All these. You need to know all these guys are number ones. Lad McConkey, DJ Moore, Nico Harris.

[Billy Gill]

They are not all number one.

[Dan Le Batard]

Matthew golden hasn't taken one snap.

[Billy Gill]

Exactly right.

[Stugots]

When you set up a game, set it up properly.

[Mike Fuentes]

He will be the number one receiver on that team.

[Stugots]

He'll be like the fourth wide receiver.

[Dan Le Batard]

Romeo Dubes.

[Stugots]

Romeo Dubes.

[Mike Fuentes]

Two targets a game.

[Stugots]

Oh, yeah, but they're touchdowns all the time.

[Billy Gill]

Yes.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean, Matthew golden go to break.

[Stugots]

Anonymous sources. And we pick a boat.

[Mike Fuentes]

Next.

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[Stugots]

The debate continued during the break as to whether Matt golden should have been included in Fuentes. I am with Billy. It is blasphemy. How is Matt Golden a number one wide? He hasn't played a game in the NFL yet.

[Billy Gill]

I don't know what he's doing.

[Mike Fuentes]

Which one of you guys just said. They just said the whole team is a team of number three receivers. Who said that Matthew golden is included.

[Billy Gill]

I don't think any will be the number one guy.

[Dan Le Batard]

Golden is included in that.

[Billy Gill]

I don't think anyone said that. Stu guy.

[Dan Le Batard]

I can't wait for week one. Somebody is getting a text from somebody. Depending on what happens with Matthew golden, one catch for two yards. Fuentes is getting text.

[Stugots]

Yeah, but God forbid he has five catch, 20 yards.

[Mike Fuentes]

I mean, yes, you'll never hear the end of it.

[Stugots]

I'll move them up to one and.

[Mike Fuentes]

Then I'll be texting you all the stat line of Romeo dudes.

[Stugots]

Two touchdowns, two catches, two touchdowns, six yards.

[Billy Gill]

I have an update for you. I have been informed that the couch delivery people are at stop number four and I'm stop number five, so. Oh, might be on the ways. I don't know. Not sure where 4 is, how far away it is, how big the furniture is, how long that's going to take, but we're up against it now, are we, Billy? Yeah, the couch is coming, as they say.

[Stugots]

All right.

[Billy Gill]

I don't know who says that.

[Stugots]

No one says that. Oh, what is Someone said the couch is coming. No one looks forward to the couch coming. Nobody.

[Billy Gill]

I do. I'm looking forward to getting the couch.

[Stugots]

You look forward to getting the new couch and Sitting in the comfortable new couch, but no one looks forward to the delivery of said couch. Right.

[Billy Gill]

I'm hoping it fits through the front door, because if not, then we got to open the back door, and it's where I moved the old couches in front of the back door. So I really hope this fits the front door, and I'm not convinced it.

[Stugots]

Will, so I so badly want this to happen while we're on the air recording here. Please let it happen. Stop four. Right now, your stop five.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. Stop five.

[Stugots]

Those stops are a tricky game, though. I mean, sometimes. You know, some stops could take 15 minutes. Some stops could take, you know, an hour.

[Mike Fuentes]

They can be. They can be there for two hours, right?

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. And it could be in Pembroke Pines or something. Something. Who knows where the stop is, so.

[Stugots]

All right.

[Billy Gill]

Dangerous game. It also could be my neighbor, for all I know. Who knows?

[Stugots]

Yeah. Billy, what do you want to do here? Anonymous sources, more likely. Or you want to. You have a bone to pick?

[Billy Gill]

We can. If you want, we can pick the bone so that there's not this cloud of discomfort around the show for any longer, because I can tell us, you guys, it's really bothering you that we have a bone to pick.

[Stugots]

It's okay.

[Billy Gill]

And you seem really thrown off, I would say, in this episode. Okay, so I have. Does anyone else have a bone that they want to pick, or is it just going to be me this week?

[Dan Le Batard]

I'd like to. I'd like to hear the bone you have to pick, and then.

[Billy Gill]

Oh, you might. We'll just add on. Okay, Just pile on. All right. I have a bone to.

[Stugots]

Thought you're gonna clobber Fuentes for Matt Gold.

[Mike Fuentes]

I was about to say, if you.

[Dan Le Batard]

Guys bring up this damn game, I've done it already. Yeah, that bone is picked clean.

[Billy Gill]

I have a bone to pick.

[Stugots]

Okay.

[Billy Gill]

With Stugots.

[Dan Le Batard]

What?

[Billy Gill]

Yeah.

[Stugots]

I knew it.

[Billy Gill]

And it's not for the reasons that you think. I have a bone to pick with Stu Gotts because I don't fully understand some of the things that he does, but this one in particular, I definitely did not understand. So, as we mentioned, we had a draft watch along last week in Nashville. Stugats was not there for reasons that are not important to you, the audience. And he didn't have a toothache, but Stu Guats was there for reasons that are not, you know, important to the audience. Now, if you're watching the show and you're like, man, I wonder what Stugats is. Thinking about the draft and how it went. What better place than. Than God Bless football Stugats hasn't been on the main show in some time or you know, potentially someone's personal YouTube that he launched, like exclusive places like this that you can go and get these exclusive thoughts and ideas from scugats. How do I give people my original thoughts? Would it be on my platforms? Like maybe God bless football or potentially stupidity or my YouTube channel that I'm starting? No, it's on the Greg Cody show. Why did you go on the Greg.

[Stugots]

Cody show featuring Greg Cody, by the way?

[Billy Gill]

Featuring Greg Cody? To give a draft recap when people have been wondering where you are for months and you have these other platforms you want to drive them to.

[Stugots]

It seemed like a funny idea at the time. I have to be honest with you.

[Billy Gill]

I don't disagree with you, but it also is not accomplishing what you're trying to accomplish. It made me laugh when I saw it.

[Stugots]

I go, it was great.

[Billy Gill]

Of course, of course he's on the Greg Cody show and there was some sort of mix up where he was supposed to be in today, but he's not in. And I think it was just a scheduling, you know, snafu or whatever. But of course the place to go get two guts. His thoughts on the draft is the.

[Stugots]

Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, we just finished draft weekend Monday morning. I text two gotts, right? Hey, what do you want to do today? And he gives me the hey, I'm flying. I'm landing at 10am I'll hit you afterwards. He hasn't texted me. It is now Friday, right? He has not texted.

[Stugots]

Well, I did Cody's show. I mean, there was nothing else to do.

[Billy Gill]

Long flight, you know.

[Stugots]

Right.

[Billy Gill]

So what did you say on Greg Cody's show for your thoughts on the draft?

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, what are your thoughts on the draft?

[Stugots]

I thought Michigan would have been better. That's what I said on Greg Cody show. Hey, it's three picks in the top 12 and how were they so bad last year? Yeah, that's what I said. I mean that and I was not surprised. Shador Sanders did not get selected in the first round. I didn't think he'd last till the fifth round, but I was not surprised he was not drafted in the first round. So I think a lot of media people boosted his value because they didn't want to piss off Deion Sanders. Seriously. Like, they have relationships with them and they didn't want to upset Dion and they probably knew he wasn't that good all along. So.

[Billy Gill]

Ooh, I have another update.

[Stugots]

What?

[Billy Gill]

Two minutes ago.

[Stugots]

What?

[Billy Gill]

The driver called. They're on the way.

[Stugots]

From where? On the way from where though? On the way.

[Billy Gill]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm getting nervous now.

[Stugots]

That was a quick delivery. I gotta be honest.

[Billy Gill]

I. Yeah, I must probably.

[Dan Le Batard]

Just. A chair.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, it must have been a chair.

[Dan Le Batard]

One of those giant windows that opens.

[Stugots]

Up that chair, right?

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, yeah, the big window.

[Stugots]

Yeah. Billy, you want more likely or. By the way, you picked your bone. It's a fair bone to pick.

[Billy Gill]

Bone picked.

[Stugots]

I apologize.

[Dan Le Batard]

Bone picked.

[Stugots]

I'll do better moving forward. I want to say I'll do better, but I promise.

[Billy Gill]

You don't have to apologize. It's just questionable.

[Stugots]

It was weird. Yeah. But listen, you and I both have an allegiance to Greg Cody. We love him. And so when he asks me to do something, I don't want to say no to Greg.

[Billy Gill]

It seems you seem like the last person that I need to explain this to you. But your allegiance needs to be to you, friend.

[Stugots]

Okay?

[Billy Gill]

You need to worry about old number one first at this point.

[Stugots]

Okay, you're right. You're right about that. More likely or anonymous sources. Which one? Where do you want to go here, Billy?

[Billy Gill]

Let's do stuff. Play anonymous sources last time.

[Dan Le Batard]

He has never played.

[Billy Gill]

Okay, so let's play anonymous sources because it's fun. And then we could do more likely at the end. But I'm gonna give a disclaimer here. I'm not gonna be good today. So there we go.

[Dan Le Batard]

You're gonna be just fine. Okay, so these anonymous sources are from AFC League execs talking about AFC teams, about how another team did in the draft. Okay.

[Stugots]

Okay.

[Dan Le Batard]

So here is your first one, quote. They have a young GM who by all accounts would be more analytically inclined at his decision making in an organization that you think holds analytics in high regard. And what do they do? They do the opposite of the analytical decision by trading up to select a non quarterback. Which team are they talking about?

[Billy Gill]

This is a trick question.

[Mike Fuentes]

Can I answer?

[Billy Gill]

I think this is a trick question.

[Mike Fuentes]

I think I know the answer. I'm gonna say Jacksonville Jaguars.

[Billy Gill]

That seems like the obvious answer. I think there's a trick.

[Mike Fuentes]

Sometimes it's the obvious.

[Billy Gill]

I think that there's a trick. Who traded up? Jacksonville traded up. Who traded up?

[Stugots]

I'm gonna stay with Fuentes. I think it's Jackson. I think it is the obvious choice this time. And Baselli with analytics. Get the hell out of here.

[Billy Gill]

Who traded up?

[Mike Fuentes]

It's the young GM part for me.

[Billy Gill]

Oh, yeah, yeah. The young gm, the analytics. I'll go. I'll go. Jacksonville, too.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, it was the Jacksonville Jaguars.

[Billy Gill]

All right.

[Dan Le Batard]

I gave you a nice easy one to start.

[Billy Gill]

It seemed too easy. That seems like a trap, right? Seemed like a trap.

[Stugots]

When that young GM goes to Baselli and shows him the analytics, what do you think Baselli says to that kid?

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, he rips it up. I think. I think. I think that he takes it, he blows his nose on it. He folds it and then puts it in his top pocket. Not his own, the GM's top pocket. All right.

[Dan Le Batard]

All right, next one. This one's quick.

[Stugots]

Okay.

[Dan Le Batard]

Quote, the guy they took in the first round went a little early, but they basically said effort. We're gonna go get a big.

[Billy Gill]

Little early.

[Stugots]

A little early.

[Dan Le Batard]

The guy they drafted in the first round went a little early, but they basically said effort. We're gonna go get a big one.

[Mike Fuentes]

I'm gonna go with the Carolina Panthers.

[Stugots]

Titans.

[Dan Le Batard]

Big is. Is legitimate. Like.

[Mike Fuentes]

Oh, I'm gonna say Carolina Panthers.

[Billy Gill]

I'll go with Jets.

[Dan Le Batard]

It was the Miami Dolphins.

[Billy Gill]

Oh, wow.

[Dan Le Batard]

You guys drafted a big one.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

And he went early.

[Billy Gill]

Okay.

[Mike Fuentes]

All right.

[Stugots]

Right there we break.

[Mike Fuentes]

Okay. We're only gonna have four minutes for the last second, so give me a second.

[Billy Gill]

Oh, wow. That was it. All right.

[Stugots]

I'm gonna say, I like this game so much. I want more.

[Billy Gill]

Okay.

[Stugots]

I love the game. Anonymous sources so much. I want to play more. I do. Billy, do we have a quick update on the couch here? What's going on there?

[Billy Gill]

No, I was told that they're on the way. I don't know how close they're coming from, so. I mean, I may have been able to escape here and. And do the show, do my work and get the couch without any, you know, overlaying of each other, but we'll see. Also, I have a question. So we have a. We have a short one here because we've had a lot of fun today. More Mikely. Does that hold up for next week? Can we keep doing anonymous sources or are these like.

[Dan Le Batard]

Of course we could hold it up.

[Billy Gill]

Okay, good, good, good.

[Stugots]

Why, Billy, do you want to go more Mikely, Like, I'll do whatever you want here.

[Billy Gill]

No, I don't want to dictate the terms. I think we're having a lot of fun with anonymous sources. And we have a three way tie right now at one cor each one.

[Stugots]

All right. I didn't know someone was getting the same one. Yeah. Okay, good.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, you have to keep Score in games.

[Stugots]

You're right.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, obviously. All right, here we go.

[Stugots]

All right, quote.

[Dan Le Batard]

Their quarterback is going to have weapons galore. You don't have physical enough corners to cover two six four receivers. Quarterback is going to have weapons galore. You don't have enough corners to cover two six four receivers.

[Stugots]

Wow. Six four one.

[Billy Gill]

So it's.

[Stugots]

I don't know, you're thinking. Yes.

[Billy Gill]

It's not. I don't think that it's golden because he's not 6 4.

[Stugots]

No, it's not gold.

[Dan Le Batard]

But he is a number one receiver. According to Mike.

[Billy Gill]

According to Mike Fuentes, yes.

[Mike Fuentes]

He beat out Reed for the number one thing.

[Stugots]

It's crazy.

[Mike Fuentes]

I might want to say Carolina Panthers again, Mike, because I know Xavier Leggett is not sure. I don't know his exact height, but I know 10.

[Stugots]

McMillan is 6 4. Who's the other Jacksonville receiver?

[Billy Gill]

Yeah, but you got. It's going to be after the draft. And Travis Hunter is not six four.

[Stugots]

Right. I'm gonna say Arizona.

[Billy Gill]

I, I think I'm gonna go. I, I'm gonna.

[Dan Le Batard]

AFC team. Stots. AFC team. I did, I did say that earlier.

[Stugots]

Fuentes. You set it up correctly.

[Dan Le Batard]

I let Fuentes keep doing Carolina because he said Matthew golden was a number one receiver.

[Mike Fuentes]

Fine. Week one, buddy.

[Billy Gill]

Afc.

[Stugots]

Afc. Man, this is a tough one. Afc. It's got to be Jacksonville then.

[Billy Gill]

No, no, he's not six fours. Two gods.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, I know you guys trying to look up the heights of all like while you're doing the heming and ha. Are you trying to look up of all the heights of all the wide receivers potential?

[Billy Gill]

Potentially?

[Dan Le Batard]

Pretty much, yeah. That's. That's smart. Too bad it's only a four minute segment.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. I feel like what's gonna happen is this is gonna end with none of us kind of knowing.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, we got one guess for Jacksonville.

[Billy Gill]

I'm gonna go with the Raiders.

[Stugots]

All right.

[Billy Gill]

I will say Jack beck is not 64.

[Stugots]

Who is it? Drats.

[Billy Gill]

Who is it?

[Dan Le Batard]

Jaden Higgins is six four.

[Mike Fuentes]

What's the answer? Hit us.

[Dan Le Batard]

The Houston Texans. Nico Collins and Jaden Higgins.

[Stugots]

Collins, man. Fifth best wide receiver on my list.

[Dan Le Batard]

Squeeze one more in.

[Stugots]

Yes, sure.

[Billy Gill]

Yeah. We've done terrible so far. I told you it's going to be bad this week.

[Stugots]

We still tied at one.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'll go a little easier here. I'm gonna go a little easier. All right, quote, I think they are raising the floor and do not need to be great at the position they took in round one. The quarterback makes up for so Much deficiency. Peyton Manning and Tom Brady made up the difference for their teams, too.

[Mike Fuentes]

I'm going to say the Buffalo Bills.

[Billy Gill]

Wow.

[Stugots]

I'm going to say the Kansas City Chiefs.

[Billy Gill]

I'll say. Oh, man. So it's someone with a good quarterback. I'm gonna say, oh, it has to be the team with the best. I'd say the Dolphins the best quarterback, but we already did Dolphins, so it's not them.

[Dan Le Batard]

We have a. We have a winner in anonymous sources.

[Billy Gill]

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna. Whoa. I haven't. I haven't guessed yet.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, I thought you. Oh, I'm sorry.

[Billy Gill]

I'll go with the Bills.

[Mike Fuentes]

No, no, that's.

[Dan Le Batard]

No. We have a singular winner. And it's Stu. God.

[Billy Gill]

I met the Chiefs. I met the chief. I meant the Chiefs.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yes, Kansas City Chiefs. That's your winner.

[Stugots]

First time wins.

[Dan Le Batard]

His first ever. Thank you, anonymous sources.

[Stugots]

First time ever. First time ever playing the game. I love this game.

[Billy Gill]

I can play this job.

[Mike Fuentes]

It's a great game.

[Stugots]

Oh, my God. It's a great game.

[Billy Gill]

More likely.

[Stugots]

Oh, my God. Give me one. Just give me one.

[Mike Fuentes]

Yeah, give me one.

[Dan Le Batard]

More likely to start the most games for the Browns next season. Pickett, Sanders or Flacco?

[Billy Gill]

Flacco.

[Stugots]

Sanders. Yeah.

[Mike Fuentes]

I'm gonna say Sanders is starting by week eight.

[Stugots]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's Kenny Pickett. You guys are wrong.

[Billy Gill]

Oh, you get out of here. You're insane.

[Stugots]

It's not gonna be Kennedy.

[Mike Fuentes]

I feel. I feel bad for Dylan.

[Billy Gill]

Sean Watson's gonna start more games of Kenny Pick.

[Mike Fuentes]

Feel bad for Gabriel.

[Billy Gill]

Why do you feel bad for Gabriel?

[Mike Fuentes]

Because he was just a throw in Pick. He's automatically a third string guy. Everybody knows.

[Billy Gill]

No one cares. God bless football.

[Stugots]

I forgot. God bless it. God bless.

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