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Chris Sims
God bless football. Billy Gill.
Billy Gill
God bless football. Mikey.
Mike Fuentes
God bless football. Fuentes.
Stugots
God bless football. Ste Gods.
Chris Sims
Chris Sims is going to join us here on tv. On the audio side, Dallas Goddard and Chris Sims will join us. This week's edition of God Bless Football, super bowl champion, Dallas Goddard.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Presented, by the way, by DraftKings. DraftKings. The Crown is yours. You. We. We did a countdown here right beforehand that you counted. Very weird, like most people just do. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. You threw in, like your own cadence and you Kind of threw everybody off a little bit.
Chris Sims
I apologize.
Mike Fuentes
It all started.
Chris Sims
Yeah, Yeah, I did. You should have flagged me for five yards. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry about that. Mikey A is in a hurry. He said, let's go, let's go quickly. And so I did. Five, four, three. What happened is he.
Billy Gill
And then you pause to get him to jump. By the way, we're also presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. So you try to get Mikey to jump off sides.
Chris Sims
I did. He didn't. So I have a false start penalty. Yeah. Okay, Billy, I want to share with you and I can't wait to ask Chris Sims about this.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Chris Sims
A ridiculous, in my opinion, take from Mike Fuentes. Okay, I'll let Fuentes tell you guys the take. You guys tell me what you think of said take, and we will ask Chris Sims about it, and he will be the final arbiter on this particular topic.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugots
My take was simply that the Eagles defense played so well that any quarterback that made the playoffs would have won that game. And I even gave myself a little out by saying I didn't think Russell Wilson could win that game.
Chris Sims
Well, that's not any quarterback who made the playoffs.
Stugots
But now you know what? I've rescinded it. And the only one I wouldn't have faith in is Matthew Stafford because he doesn't have legs.
Chris Sims
Wow. That's the guy.
Stugots
He. Great arm, but he. You know, Jalen had a lot of third and longs that he converted with his legs.
Chris Sims
Just want to be clear. You're confident that Bo Nix would have beaten the Kansas City Chiefs, but you're not confident that Matthew Stafford would have.
Stugots
I'll go one, one more. I have more confidence in Bo Nix than I would Jordan Love. Because Bo neck. Bo Nix is better on the ground.
Billy Gill
Not in beating the Chiefs. In beating the Chiefs. With the Eagles.
Stugots
Yes, with the Eagles.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugots
You just take out Jalen hurts and you put in like a bonix. Or you put in, obviously, a Josh Allen or a Lamar Jackson. Those guys win easily.
Billy Gill
I'm eager to see how Chris Sims responds.
Chris Sims
Well, Mikey A is shaking his head. What's going on over there?
Mike Fuentes
So peek behind the scenes here. This isn't the first time I've heard this take today. And the first time I heard it, I agreed with it wholeheartedly. And now all of a sudden he's telling me Matt Stafford isn't the guy.
Nadia
Who'S gonna do it.
Mike Fuentes
And I'm like, you know what? You're changing it.
Chris Sims
You're making me disagree with you.
Stugots
No, no, stay with. Yeah, I would, but myself.
Mike Fuentes
Get my support.
Stugots
I said, matt Stafford's the one I had the least faith in. Not that he couldn't do it.
Chris Sims
No.
Stugots
But he was still.
Chris Sims
No, no, no.
Mike Fuentes
Russell Wilson was the only one that you might have had the caveat. And you know what? I like that you include him now. Russell Wilson wins that game, too.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Chris Sims
Oh, wow.
Billy Gill
We'll get to this.
Chris Sims
No, that's a great job out of you, Mikey. That's where he needed to take the take. He was unwilling to take the take to that take place. And so now we're stuck because now it's Mikey A's take and it's not your take. And I'm gonna present it to Chris Sims as your take. Fuentes. I mean, Jesus.
Billy Gill
I have.
Chris Sims
I have peeling off quarterbacks.
Billy Gill
I mean, I have a new game that I want to debut today. If you guys want to debut a game today.
Mike Fuentes
Is the game presented by anybody?
Chris Sims
Huh?
Billy Gill
It is. Thank you for asking. I was gonna get to that. It is presented by smearing off the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Do you want to play the game now? Do you want to build up to the game?
Chris Sims
I do. Fuentes is very upset with himself because he keeps peeling off quarterbacks.
Stugots
I'm all in.
Chris Sims
Everybody.
Stugots
Everybody's in again. Everybody's in, huh?
Chris Sims
Oh, now everyone's back in. Mikey already said that. It's his take now. Yeah. Yes. Let's play the game. Yes.
Billy Gill
Let me ask you guys a question. I have a game for you. Let me ask you guys a question, huh? Was there a quarterback in the playoffs that if you swapped out with Patrick Mahomes, could have beat the Eagles?
Chris Sims
Yep.
Nadia
No.
Chris Sims
Josh Allen doesn't beat the Eagles on the Chiefs.
Mike Fuentes
Not a chance. Josh Allen would. Josh.
Billy Gill
Josh Allen on the Chiefs.
Chris Sims
Josh Allen on the Chiefs.
Mike Fuentes
Two seconds to throw the ball, right? He didn't have two seconds to throw the ball.
Billy Gill
Also, by the way, like, if we're gonna be honest, Patrick Mahomes was trying to be the hero on a number of plays where he had, like, receivers that had he looked downfield, he probably could have hit or at least thrown to where he just decided, I'm Patrick Mahomes. I always get out of this. I'm gonna get out of this again. And he was not getting out of it right.
Mike Fuentes
But the reason, when Travis Kelsey's dropping the ball left and right, you can't even throw it to your. You know, to your main guy there.
Chris Sims
Right. But I feel like a mobile quarterback would be, you know, better adjusted to kind of deal with that defense. No. Am I wrong? Like, Josh Allen would have had a better game than Patrick Mahomes. Right. Because he can run.
Stugots
I don't think there's a quarterback that has been born ever in the history of mankind that could have won that game the way it was being played.
Chris Sims
I think Jalen Hurts on the Chiefs wins that game.
Stugots
No, Definitely. No way. Jalen Hurts has this thing where, like, he's. He's. He thinks he's faster than he is, but he's just fast enough.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Stugots
To get you the yards.
Chris Sims
He also has this thing called the ring. Yeah, Right.
Stugots
Doing this.
Mike Fuentes
I'll make you. I'll make you a take deal, stugots. You give us that. All the other quarterbacks would have won for the Eagles, and we'll give you that Jalen Hurts would have won for the Chiefs.
Stugots
What about Josh Allen?
Chris Sims
Done. Sold.
Stugots
So, Billy, your game here.
Billy Gill
All right, So I have a new game that I'd like to run by you guys. Presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. Also, Smirnoff is the world's number one vodka. And please drink responsibly. On that note also. So here's the game we have played throughout the season. If the season ended today.
Chris Sims
Of course, for years we've played if.
Billy Gill
The season ended today. You know, it's a good game year after year. If the season ended today. If the season ended today. I have a classic spin on this game. Or spin on a classic game.
Chris Sims
Spin off, huh?
Billy Gill
Yeah. If the season started.
Chris Sims
We're on to the next season already, boys.
Billy Gill
Offseason exclusive. If the season started today.
Nadia
Wow.
Billy Gill
Actually, you know what?
Chris Sims
Wow.
Billy Gill
It doesn't even have to be an offseason exclusive. We could do this once the year starts and once the Bengals start, like, 04 again, we can be like. But if the season started today, where would you take Burrow and the best team?
Chris Sims
First place.
Billy Gill
Yeah, exactly. Right? So I'm gonna. I'm gonna let. Let's try this out today, see how it fits for size, and then maybe we store it away for a rainy day during the season. Because here's the thing.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Smirnoff. They're in this with us. Okay. They're here to present these segments for us. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. And Smirnoff is presenting that week after Week after week. And we're going to try on if the season started today, and if it doesn't work out, then guess what? Next week we're going to have another game. Also presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka police. Drink responsibly.
Chris Sims
So we're working at the kinks is what you're.
Billy Gill
No, I'm saying that we're going to try this game on for size, and it doesn't fit.
Chris Sims
Right.
Billy Gill
Store it away for a rainy day. Maybe we do it during the regular season.
Chris Sims
Okay.
Billy Gill
But we're still going to play another game presented by Smirnoff, next week.
Chris Sims
Okay.
Billy Gill
All right, so let me explain to you how this works.
Chris Sims
I know how it works.
Billy Gill
If the season started today, I'm going to give you a scenario if the season started today, and then we have to take the team as is.
Chris Sims
Okay.
Billy Gill
And then project out how they would do if the season started today. So. Okay, if the season started today, I believe Tyrod Taylor would be the starting quarterback for the New York Jets.
Chris Sims
He would be. Yes.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Chris Sims
Yeah. You just want us to.
Billy Gill
How we feel that New York Jets. How are we feeling? Your team. Your team told Aaron to hit the road, Jack.
Chris Sims
They did tell Aaron to hit the road, Jack. We'll see. If Aaron decides to come back. How would I feel about.
Billy Gill
No more. No more, no more.
Chris Sims
Well, not to the Jets. How do I feel about Tyrod Taylor? I don't know. I'm numb. Like, okay, fine, maybe this will work out. Maybe he's the guy. Maybe it is Tyrod Taylor. Maybe it's always been Tyrod Taylor.
Billy Gill
All right. Fuentes inspired me for a new game also. Oh, really? We can finish if you started today. Yeah, we get. We can finish if the season starts again. But I have a new game. It's called Aaron or Aaron. And I'll explain how that works in a moment. Okay, Mikey, back to you.
Mike Fuentes
No, I was just gonna point out there's a team with a worse quarterback situation than the jets if the season started today.
Billy Gill
Okay, who's that?
Mike Fuentes
The Pittsburgh Steelers.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
They don't have anybody.
Chris Sims
That's where Aaron's going.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Chris Sims
Oh, well, I believe that's possible. I believe.
Mike Fuentes
But if the season started today, they.
Chris Sims
Don'T have any Aaron that. He's not there. He's not anywhere.
Billy Gill
Let me ask you guys something on this Aaron Rodgers to the Steelers scenario.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Billy Gill
If Aaron Rodgers goes to the Steelers and Aaron Rodgers ends Mike Tomlins winning streak for winning season every year not having a losing season as A coach.
Chris Sims
Right.
Billy Gill
I think that we could kick Aaron Rodgers out of the hall of Fame. Right. For ending that streak.
Chris Sims
I'd be okay with that. Unfortunately, this is what happens and I'm certain Mikey A. Is going to relate to this and agree with me on that. They're not going to have a season in which they go below.500. They're going to have a season in which they win the Super Bowl. Like that's, I'm just telling you, like that's how we're conditioned to think.
Billy Gill
So I, I, I think if Aaron Rodgers wins a Super bowl next year, you should shave your head.
Chris Sims
No.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mike Fuentes
Billy, Billy, if you as a Dolphins fan, you should be doing everything in your power to get Aaron Rodgers on the Dolphins because it guarantees you with Super Bowl.
Chris Sims
Yes.
Billy Gill
It will guarantee you need a legitimate service.
Mike Fuentes
By law of jets fandom, you win the super bowl if you sign Aaron.
Billy Gill
Yes. I don't think that Aaron is going to sign with a team to be a backup. It doesn't seem to be in Aaron's nature. So I really don't know where he's going to end up.
Chris Sims
I think he'd start in Pittsburgh.
Mike Fuentes
I do Tennessee.
Chris Sims
I do, I do like Mike. I like, I like the resume. Not being that he's a five time MVP or he's won a Super bowl and a Super bowl mvp. It's look at what happened when everyone else left the jets.
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Chris Sims
What's up, Dallas?
Dallas Goddard
What's up, y'all?
Chris Sims
How you doing, man?
Dallas Goddard
Can't complain. Doing pretty good today.
Chris Sims
World bleeping champion, man. How you feeling?
Dallas Goddard
Feeling like a champ. Super bowl champs. Got a nice ring to it. You know, it was a dream of mine ever since I was a kid, and it's. It's still hard to believe that. That it really happened.
Chris Sims
Didn't your parents name you Dallas, after the Dallas Cowboys?
Dallas Goddard
They did. They did. And, you know, coming to Philadelphia, where the arch nemesis is the Dallas Cowboys, you hear a lot of Dallas sucks. And playing them twice a week, it seems like I get interviewed all the time. Do you care? Does it bother you that your name's Dallas? And I could read off mean tweets and stuff, so it works out pretty well.
Billy Gill
I mean, I would if I was you. Wonder, do my parents love me if they named me after the Dallas Cowboys?
Dallas Goddard
You know, that's what I thought because I was about 7 years old and I decided to shy away from being a Cowboys fan, switch to the Packers. And I wish I would have been an Eagles fan even longer because it's an amazing city with amazing fans.
Chris Sims
Tell us what you're doing with Amgen, Dallas.
Dallas Goddard
Yeah, so I have plaque psoriasis. I've. I got diagnosed with it when I was 10. And, you know, for me, it was always hard, you know, trying to cover them up, show people and let them know that it's not contagious, it's not a big deal, but it was kind of embarrassing having them. And I struggled with topical treatments, trying to put them on every day, trying not to sweat out of it. Being in a locker room, everybody sees you, and you don't want to be putting on a topical in the locker room and things like that. So, you know, I told my doctors about my challenges, and now I'm working with Amgen, and I talked to my doctor, and they were able to prescribe me with something that works for me. And, you know, I would just tell everybody to go to DallasG story.com and they can learn more about my story, more about how I'm dealing with plaque psoriasis, and then just make sure you go talk to your doctor, because there's definitely a solution that can fit your lifestyle. I was able to find mine, and it's been a game changer for me.
Chris Sims
Excellent job by you. How many hours of sleep have you gotten since Sunday?
Dallas Goddard
I think I'm still In the single digits. I've been really enjoying it. I slept a little bit on the plane ride back home, and that's about it. We've been, we've been having a lot of fun. We've been enjoying this victory. You know, being a Super bowl champion comes with. Comes with a lot of fun afterwards.
Chris Sims
I know you're not surprised that you won the super bowl, but are you guys surprised at the way you beat Kansas City?
Dallas Goddard
I had full faith in my team. You know, we weren't sure how it was going to go being playing the Chiefs, playing Patrick Mahomes. You know, if it's a close game, it seems like he's always finds a way to pull it off. So I told, I told my defense, Jalen Carter and Zach Bond especially. I'm like, man, if they don't score, they can't win. And they would come back to me and be like, well, if you can score more points than them, they can't win. So we had a lot of stuff like that, but the way our defensive line was getting after him, it was a lot of fun to see. And the offense did their job. I mean, the defense put us in great positions and we took advantage of that. And, you know, it was nice not to have a stressful game after you.
Chris Sims
Guys win the Super Bowl. Did Vic Fangio smile?
Dallas Goddard
Yeah, he did smile.
Chris Sims
Really? Congratulations.
Billy Gill
I don't know.
Dallas Goddard
In the after game, we got him on the stage holding the Lombardi. You know, we did the little coupe dance on stage. It was pretty incredible. Everybody seemed to enjoy it.
Chris Sims
Go ahead, Billy.
Billy Gill
I'm sorry, are you guys tired of the whole Nick Sirianni thing? Like, your coach is taking to two Super Bowls in three years, and everybody's been wanting him to get fired in Philadelphia.
Dallas Goddard
You know, I'm gonna say the same thing for my quarterback, too. Keep doubting them because I. I think it fuels to their fire. But no, ever since Sirianni got here, he's been an incredible coach. He made me a better player for sure. The things he does in the locker room to get as close to connect. And then, you know, he's just so detail oriented. He's a competitive guy. Everything that he does in the meetings just relates so much to us. Obviously, the outside world doesn't get to see what we see from him every day. So there's a little bit of scrutiny from the outside, but hopefully he put the doubters to rest. You know, two super bowl appearances, one super bowl win in the first four years, playoffs, all four years. It's A credit to him and credit to, you know, the entire organization for helping construct such a great team that was able to do something so special.
Chris Sims
Who was party the most on your team? Said Sunday?
Dallas Goddard
Who's the, who's the person, man, I'm going to have to go with Saquon Barkley, really, you know, shotgunning beers in the locker room to, you know, just having an incredible night. It's been special. It's been cool that he was able to come and bring such a positive impact to our team and the success he had this year. He made sure to enjoy it after the game.
Mike Fuentes
What's been the biggest perk since winning the super bowl so far?
Chris Sims
Good one.
Dallas Goddard
That is a good one. You know, getting to hang out with you guys.
Chris Sims
Of course. Yeah, well done, Mikey.
Mike Fuentes
Dallas, go.
Dallas Goddard
Just support I've gotten from my family, my friends, people from my hometown community has been, it's been special the way, you know, they just supported me and they come out and, you know, it's just, it's just all love, which, which is incredible.
Billy Gill
So Saquon obviously had an incredible year, but you guys sound like Saquon. Like, you know, you could show up in the super bowl too. You know what I mean? Like, they were waiting for you to score 200 yard games, like, you know, big game, maybe, you know, put a stamp on that too.
Dallas Goddard
Yeah, you know, I, I, he probably wanted to have a bigger game.
Billy Gill
You carried him, Dallas. You carried him. Just, you carried him.
Dallas Goddard
He was really instrumental for us all. The Chiefs were definitely doing a lot to try to take him away. And when you do that, it opens up, you know, Smitty AJ on the outside. Johan Dotson had an incredible game as well. And you know, people say Jalen can't do it, but even with Saquon not having the best day, them taking him away, Jalen was able to get it done for us.
Billy Gill
When you look back at this playoff run, there's like, you know, dumb things that happen. And then you see like, the media and how the fans react. Looking back to A.J. brown reading a book on the sideline after a game, do you look back at that and think, okay, that was ridiculous and it didn't really bother us at all.
Dallas Goddard
Yeah, obviously the fans, you know, AJ had one catch that game, I think, and they assumed that's why he was reading the book. He was upset. But he does it all the time. You know, he, he tries to find ways to keep himself in the game because as a receiver, as a player on a team as good as ours, and As a competitor that he is, he wants the ball. He wants to have an impact in the game. And, you know, that's just the way the game flows. It always changes. And I think that's just a way that he found that he can stay calm, stay in the moment. And when his number is called upon, it seems like he always makes the play for us. So if reading the book helps him, he'll do it. It was cool to see everybody else buy the book and all the, you know, even brought it out at the super bowl, which was pretty funny.
Chris Sims
So good. Do you think Kellen Moore. What kind of. What kind of head coach will Kellen Moore be?
Dallas Goddard
I think he'll be a great head coach. He was. You know, I tried to convince him to stay one more year with us and run it back, but, you know, it's. It's awesome. It's an incredible opportunity that he's. He has. So happy for him. But ever since he stepped in the building, he was great. He did a great job dissecting the film from the last three years, figuring out things that worked really well for us, figuring out things that didn't work, and adding his own twist to everything. You know, he was really important to the run we went on, and, you know, I wish him nothing but success unless he plays us.
Chris Sims
Dallas, we'll have you promote Amgen one more time on the way out here, but I'm wondering, why do you think Jalen hurts? You mentioned this before about Jalen and Nick Sirianni. Why do you think he doesn't get the credit he deserves? Two Super Bowls, three years, beat Patrick Mahomes and Didn't just beat him, blew him out. And yet we're not talking about Jalen Hurts. We're talking about everyone else.
Dallas Goddard
Yeah. I don't know why. Why either of them get the hate that they do. It's Philadelphia, you know, nobody likes us, but we don't care. You know, it's. I'm not sure why they don't, but, you know, I keep telling them, keep doubting, because both of them love to prove their doubters wrong.
Chris Sims
All right, the guy you're most concerned about on Friday for the parade, who's the guy you're most concerned about?
Dallas Goddard
Chauncey Gardner Johnson. You know, if he gets the mic in his hand, you don't never know what he's going to say. He's passionate. He loves to talk. So I'm most concerned about him, but also most excited. Excited to see what he's going to say.
Chris Sims
All right, you're a good man. Congratulations to you. You're a world champion in a great city. What a great city to do it on Friday. But one more time on the way out. Amgen, tell us what you're doing.
Dallas Goddard
Yeah, I'm taking Amgen Medicine and I'm partnered with them to help others learn about plaque psoriasis because it's something that's important to me and I encourage people to visit DallasG story.com and talk to their doctor and find something that works for them.
Chris Sims
Dallas, you agree with me? The fans that fired Sirianni at 2 and 2, they should not show up to the parade.
Billy Gill
Don't bother.
Chris Sims
They shouldn't show up.
Dallas Goddard
We'll take everybody there. Let's have a little party.
Chris Sims
Congratulations to you man. Happy for you and enjoy Friday, man. Thank you for doing this.
Dallas Goddard
Appreciate it. Good talking to you guys.
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Mike Fuentes
What the hell is this nonsense?
Chris Sims
It is off season, Chris Sims. That's what it is.
Nadia
You're right. It's a little different Thursday than normal. Usually I'm doing like my Thursday Picks podcast right now. So like I did, I got home. I'm in my home little studio here with my little Christ Sims unbuttoned boxes twirling for you.
Chris Sims
Yep. Notice who's not here. I mean, just that.
Dallas Goddard
I mean, what.
Nadia
What is going on now? Where is he now? This big week, super bowl cap review. Like, what's he doing? Tell me.
Chris Sims
He's producing Levator. That's what he's doing.
Nadia
Okay, so what does he not normally do? What's. What's. He doesn't do that normally on this day. What's going on? I don't understand. We're always Thursday at 11:15am so why is he doing this now and not normally?
Chris Sims
You're right, because Dan signs his paycheck, so that's why he is doing it. He needed an executive producer. Normally, me and Billy are off on Thursdays because we do the interview with you. We do God bless football, but Dan needed both of us today, and one of us had to come and talk to you, and Billy was not the guy. Okay.
Nadia
Yeah. Okay. So that's why you asked about maybe moving this back just a few minutes to get Billy. Billy involved and I'm sorry. Yes, yes. I scheduled life today, so I have to do that. Sorry.
Chris Sims
It's been a while since. Right. It's been a long time since you could schedule life, man. I am.
Nadia
I'm ready for some blood. I will say this is like the last two days were the first, like, time, I think, the whole season where I was a little like, man, I'm. I'm worn out. Like, I'm. I'm ready for a break and got next week off. Gonna go on a little vacation. I'm looking forward to that, to seeing some sun and hanging out in the ocean a little bit.
Chris Sims
Nice. Sims, what happened to the. What happened to the Chiefs on Sunday?
Nadia
Well, an ass whooping. I mean, that. That's really what it is. There's no other way to break that down other than that. I mean, when you. When we've talked about the offense and what, how good they are, the Philadelphia Eagles, they're simple. But then when you talk about the defense didn't have to blitz the whole game in the modern NFL era, that's insane. To play basically, in the competitive part of the game, the same coverage, basically 65% of the time, that tells you that they win in the game. Like, we don't have to change anything. We think we're far superior than them and we're just going to do what we do and there's nothing that'll be done. You know, there's nothing that they can do to affect us now. You know, where do you want to start? The big thing was their defense, the Eagles defense. And that Chiefs offense, when you, you know this, when you can rush with front four like that and dominate even when the other team keeps in six and seven blockers.
Chris Sims
Verse 4.
Nadia
And you're still getting sacks on Patrick Mahome. Yeah, it's a tough way to live, let alone there's no way to run the football either. The Chiefs are one of those teams that take advantage of moments, right. We've talked about that are so good in situational football. And this was one of those games where they worked back the film. It just always, no matter what the play was, somebody messed something up. They never played clean football. They never got in a rhythm. They didn't own the moments, the Eagles did. And that plus the Eagles being one of the best, you know, orchestrated teams I've seen in the free agency era, that leads to, you know, a 40 to 6 early fourth quarter lead.
Mike Fuentes
Sims, I hate to make it so simple, but who's to blame? Who's to blame for the Chiefs, for, for, as you put it in, ass whooping.
Nadia
Yeah, I think that one, I think what we see too, and the Chiefs are an enigma. I mean that, that's the thing too. The Chiefs, what they've done the last two years is odd. I've never really seen a team do what they do, go to the super bowl without ever really dominating anybody throughout the full year. Right. Winning 15 games without really having one dominant win. That's odd for a team with that type of resume. Like we talked about last year, Mikey, I mean, I know you're with me in this. I never saw a team play C plus and C minus football and then just turn it on and go win the Super Bowl. So I think because of that and their ability to win some of these clutch moments of these games, I think they might have just looked at their roster in a few spots and goes, oh, we'll get it done. Or it's good enough. We're, we're making it happen. Right. But they finally ran into their kryptonite here and I think more, it's more about, it's more about not who to blame, but just that they need to improve their roster, obviously. And then I think that it gets double affected because the Eagles roster, you've heard me talk about it a lot. It's the best O line in football. It's not close. It's the best D line in football. It's not close. The best dual receivers, the best running back, top five tight end, awesome secondary. Right. Good linebackers, they're a super team. There's as much as a super team you can get. And then you look at the Chiefs on some plays and you go, wait, their left guard is their left tackle. Oh yeah, a juju Smith Schuster on the field with DeAndre Hopkins and Travis Kelsey. Is there a slower group than that in football when you put it on the field? And then you couple that with we can't pass protect and we can't run and Xavier Worthy is the only guy that can make a big play. And I just think they just got out. Totally outclassed, Mikey. I totally outclassed.
Mike Fuentes
I couldn't help notice that you, you mentioned all those. They have the best wide receiver duo, the best running back, the best D line. But you didn't mention the super bowl mvp. You didn't say they have the best quarterback. You didn't mention Jalen Hurts in that list of accolades.
Nadia
Well, He's a top 10 quarterback for sure. And I usually do list them off and go, hey, He's a top 10 quarterback right now. I, I know he's a good football player. I've had people this week like, is he an all time great? No, he's not an all time great. Just because he won a Super Bowl? No. So absolutely not. I don't think he should have been the mvp. Right. I mean, Josh Sweat, the defense was the store, the star of the game. They were up 2410 in the game because the defense delivered two touchdowns for them, basically.
Chris Sims
Right?
Nadia
So that's what I'm going to say. Jalen Hurts is very good. I give him a lot of credit and he does a lot of good things. But again, at no point during the year and now we can't swipe away like five and six weeks during the year where, you know, the passing game was limited and he didn't play that well and we were questioning their offense and now we're just going to forget that because he won the super bowl and he's an all time great. No, he's a really damn good quarterback on an all time great team. And he did, he had a good day. There's no doubt about it. And worst quarterbacks, worst quarterback performances have won the MVP before. So I want to state that I have no problem with him winning the mvp. But just like the, the Giants upsetting the Patriots In Super Bowl 42, Eli Manning won that MVP. No, the star of that day was the Giants D line, Strahan Tuck, somebody. It was the greatest quarterback ever and the greatest offense ever. And that's what won the game. Right? And we're in this era in some way or somehow. It's like the default mechanism is just always give the quarterback the award.
Chris Sims
Mikey A sent me a text. He told me to ask the Fuentes question. I will not ask the Fuentes question because Mike Fuentes will ask his dumb, ridiculous question. Go ahead.
Stugots
It's not a dumb, ridiculous question, Especially not with Sims. Just said. My take is that with the exception of Russell Wilson, any quarterback that made the playoffs would have won that game with how good the Eagles defense played.
Chris Sims
Oh, Jesus.
Stugots
Any quarterback in the playoffs.
Nadia
I don't. I don't. I don't disagree with that.
Chris Sims
C.J. stroud wins that game.
Nadia
I. Listen, I was wondering, what are we doing? I was wondering what you were clapping for with me there. They showed you on the screen. I was like, what's he clapping about? What am I saying? But I understand. Yeah. I mean, again, it's. It's. Look at what they do. I mean, really. All right, so here's the difference, and I've tried to explain this. When people play the Eagles, it's first is how do we deal with their O line? How do we deal with Saquon Barkley? Oh, no. They got two receivers on the outside that pose problems to us. And then it gets into. Okay, let's talk about Jalen Hurts. That doesn't happen with any other great quarterbacks in football. That should just tell you. When teams play the Bills, it's like the first three things out of their mouth, they're like, Josh Allen, Josh Allen, and Josh Allen. The same with the Ravens. It's like, Lamar, Lamar, Lamar. When you talk about teams that have to defend the Chiefs, they're like, well, we got to confuse them. Preach that. Okay? And then the snap happens, and we got to make sure he stays in the pocket, because when he gets outside the pocket, he's impossible to stop.
Chris Sims
Oh, wait.
Nadia
But then he gets outside of the pocket even when you try to stop him. So we got to have a whole bunch of rules from when he gets outside of the pocket. And, you know, to your point, and that's what I'm saying again, Herz gets the benefit of some of the easiest looks any quarterback will get in football. And then he has two unbelievable receivers on the outside. It's an incredible advantage. You know, as I've said before, and you hear me say something, you put Josh Allen or Lamar or Mahomes or Joe Burrow on the Eagles, we don't need to play the season next year. It's over. They're going to the super bowl they've won, they're going to blow everybody out. That's just the plain and simple fact of nature from me. At least I guess I should say it's my opinion. And again, I don't think he's bad. He's damn good. I get that. But I, I can't over accentuate and explain how great this Eagles football team is. And to the lengths the Chiefs had to change the way they play and do things just to try to stay in the game and make it competitive. And of course they couldn't do that.
Chris Sims
Chris, my issue is we celebrate Patrick Mahomes. He also had a good team around him. That defense won him back to back Super Bowls and we gave Mahomes all the credit and now this is five.
Nadia
Points and he scored 38 with receivers you don't know.
Chris Sims
Yeah, but Jalen hurts out played Mahomes two years ago.
Nadia
I mean, I know and I'm telling you, right, and he blew a 10 point lead that he got a free pass with. Nobody else in football ever got a free pass for blowing a 10 point lead in the Super Bowl. But Jalen hurts did I, I don't know why.
Chris Sims
Right?
Nadia
And I know, and then I, I know that, yes, you're talking about the great defense of the Chiefs. Yes, that, that gave up 35 points and the great Mahomes with people playing receiver that Narni, I mean Kadarius, Tony Juju, Smith Schuster, whoa, whoop dee doo. He, they scored 38 and that was all because of Mahomes against the defense that was better than that Chiefs defense that was on the field there, the 85 Bears. That's what everybody told me that defense was last year, the 49ers again, the defense was really good, don't get me wrong. But they were down. And it was the quarterback again with a cast of a rookie receiver, a tight end that's getting up there in age and a bunch of other receivers we can't remember. But they won the super bowl because they just put the onus on their great quarterback. And that's the difference. One guy, they went, you're so good, we're not going to help you as much because we think you can cover holes. The other guy is being a quarterback of a team that had zero holes. Zero. And in fact, if you talk to most teams, they would go, he's the hole. It's not a big hole, but he's the hole.
Chris Sims
That's crazy.
Nadia
But again, when your hole is, oh, he's one of the 10 best out of his position in football. Damn. That just tells you how good they are. That's all I'm saying. St Gods.
Chris Sims
Chris. My only issue with how we're treating Jalen Hurts after winning the super bowl is we all know he's capable of throwing the ball. He did it, as you and I pointed out two years ago in the super bowl. Outplayed Patrick Mahomes. But he's the thing. Like this is the guy a symbol for all the things we love about our athletes and sports. He has overcome adversity. He was at Alabama, had success at Alabama. Saban told him to go to Oklahoma. He went to Oklahoma. He didn't sulk. He made himself a better quarterback, got drafted in the second round and now he's been to the Super bowl two times in three years. He's 25 years old and he just won his first ring like. And we're just not giving the guy proper. Yeah.
Nadia
And I will continue. Great. It's almost like the two of thing with me a little bit. I'm not mad at Jalen Hurts. I'm mad at people trying to tell me he's an all time great now or he's the best quarterback in football.
Chris Sims
Right.
Nadia
And that that's what it is. It's the ultimate team sport. Like, stop. I've never heard Jim Plunkett won two Super Bowls in four years. I've never heard of them Junction as an all time great. He won two. Yep, he won. He didn't lose one. He didn't blow a 10 point lead in the fourth quarter with the better team on the field. That's all I'm saying. Again, Jalen Hurts is damn good. I don't want to take credit away from him. I get more about what I'm getting mentioned on social media and those things. And yes, Jalen Hurts has improved in so many areas. And Jalen Hurts, what he did in the game the other day was yes, he took advantage of all opportunities. But I am also here to tell you the truth and to let you know that yes, no, I know he throws the ball better. But again, like off your points do got they weren't going, hey, let's make the game tough and throw for 105 yards, you know, in the middle of the season. And let's play close games to the Carolina Panthers and a bunch of other teams beneath us because we don't want to throw successfully. Like that's what you're, you're kind of saying, and that's where I'm going to go. No no, no, no, no. He didn't play well. They weren't playing well. We're not going to give an excuse now because he played well in the super bowl and gets that. And he's damn good. He took advantage of that. I'm also allowed to say that because of what his team is, he gets looks that other guys don't get. That's all I'm trying to say. And yes, I'm sorry. I think Josh Sweat should have been the mvp. I'll never. Two and a half sacks. He's the reason Mahomes threw the second interception, because he drove Joe Tooney basically up Mahomes ass. And then he threw the ball as Toony was going up his ass and the ball got intercepted.
Chris Sims
I'm just objecting to Bo Nicks winning that game. That's all. That's. That's what.
Stugots
He's got the legs.
Chris Sims
That's where I draw the line.
Stugots
Got the legs, he's got the arm. He would have been there.
Nadia
Oh, Bo. Oh, yeah, right. Bo Nicks. Yeah. I don't know. That might have been a different challenge. I get you there.
Stugots
Got the legs, he's got the army.
Nadia
I probably even still take it. I would. I mean, Bo Nicks could throw go routes to A.J. brown and back shoulders to A.J. brown and then, you know, the defense would still score 14 points for Bo Nick. So. Yeah. I don't know if I totally agree.
Chris Sims
With you there though, Chris. If you had one guy, if you had to select one guy to build your roster, would that guy be Howie Roseman?
Nadia
Definitely. I don't think that's even. I mean, they're on next level stuff right now.
Chris Sims
It's crazy.
Nadia
I mean, their drafts the last four or five years, I mean, they're insane.
Chris Sims
I know.
Nadia
It's not like they're picking good players. They're picking great players. Just think of like one. I mean, Cooper De Jean and Quinion Mitchell from last year's first round are staples. Long time. We don't have to worry about those two positions in the secondary forever. And they're going to go to Pro Bowls and everything. They draft Jalen Carter two years ago. He's arguably the best defensive player in football. Right. Nolan Smith, the defense end from Georgia in that same draft. He's already up there as one of the best defense ends in football. The O line. I mean, yes, he's. He's amazing. And then they make the appropriate moves in free agency.
Chris Sims
Yes.
Nadia
To put them over the top. And of course that was Saquon Barkley. And that, that's the difference between the last super bowl and this super bowl is Saquon. And the ripple effect put the Chiefs in even a more uncomfortable position like times three compared to the first super bowl matchup. And that's what, you know, ultimately led to their.
Chris Sims
Their demise despite their quarterback. Do you feel like the Eagles are poised here to make a Kansas City Chiefs, like, run there a.
Nadia
He is number nine quarterback. See, this is why you're a pain in the ass.
Chris Sims
No, we always celebrate the quarterback credit.
Nadia
For the super bowl in the whole season. Now that's. See, that's where this is the world we're in now. Wait, I saw two quarters of a game, they were up 24 nothing, 14 of which were for the defense. But the quarterback's amazing. He carried the team there to the super bowl the whole year. And that's what makes my head blow off. That's where I'm like, what? Come on. Like, he's good. He's damn good. He's not an all time great and he's not one of the five greatest quarterbacks in football right now. He is damn good. And stugats, they're going nowhere. Like, they're going nowhere. They shouldn't have gone nowhere LA 2 years ago. I mean, that, that in itself was in a miracle demise or falling apart. But the way they're built, the assets they got to play with. Yeah, I mean, Stu Gotz, they got guys that like Milton Williams, their backup D tackle who's. I mean, he's a backup for them. He's gonna get like 23 million a year. I mean, he's gonna get 20 million a year. That's how good they are. It's not only the talent they have as starters, it's the depth. Right? And I think we said this last week, if you made a super team between the Chiefs and the Eagles, you know, I'm Mikey A. Help me out. Who we help? Who we taking on?
Dallas Goddard
The Chiefs?
Nadia
Mahomes. We're gonna take Creed Humphrey, Chris Jones, Trent McDuffie. After that we're gonna start going, I.
Mike Fuentes
Don'T know, maybe Joe Cooney playing guard or tack.
Nadia
Yeah, Joe Tuney and guard, that would probably be. And then it probably ends about right there.
Chris Sims
Maybe Kelsey. Maybe, maybe, maybe.
Nadia
I don't think you got Kelsey over.
Chris Sims
God, now we're doing this to Kelsey. What is happening around here? I mean, right now, right now, right.
Nadia
Now, you're taking Goddard right now over Kelsey. I am.
Billy Gill
All right.
Chris Sims
I'm taking hurts. We'll beat You, Mikey, it is rare that I have news here when we're. When we're talking to Sims on a weekly basis that both you and Chris Sims can react to. But the jets have tweeted out, we have informed Aaron Rodgers that will be moving in different directions at quarterback.
Nadia
Well, didn't we know that? Didn't Jake Glazier tell us that on Super Bowl Sunday?
Chris Sims
Yeah, but now it's, like, official. Yeah. The whole McAfee thing. And now the chats, they're tweeting it out. This is their Twitter account, and they're saying, we have told Aaron to move on.
Nadia
You're not. Not surprised? I mean, it seemed like that.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Nadia
Now, I know Aaron flew up to New York and had a meeting with the higher ups in the organization. I. I thought that in itself was interesting because that at least showed me that, I don't know, was the jets maybe kicking around the idea of keeping him or whatever and then. Or was it just to call him up to be like, we're moving on? I don't know. Right. I. I don't really know. And I'll know that at some point here, but I haven't got the inside story there.
Chris Sims
Right.
Nadia
So I don't know where that goes, but certainly not surprised. And we know, like, Rogers comes with luggage right now.
Chris Sims
Yep.
Nadia
He's not going to have a big market for him because a lot of the teams won. Yes. It's down to the end of his career. But two, a lot of people don't want to deal with the Aaron Rodgers traveling roadshow and his State of the Union addresses three times in the week, and I think that's going to hurt him. So it'll be slim pickings here.
Chris Sims
If Aaron Rodgers is the Eagles quarterback, do they beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl?
Nadia
Yes, I guess they do. I mean, but I do think Aaron Rodgers could sit behind great pass protection and throw the ball to A.J. brown. Yeah, I'm sorry. I do. I don't know.
Chris Sims
Don't apologize. Apologize. I'm. I'm pissed. I'm. I'm just mad at Fuentes.
Stugots
I mean, why take us.
Chris Sims
He agrees with you. Yeah.
Nadia
He's mad at you that you were right about something publicly on the screen once, and it just drives him crazy.
Stugots
Thank you. You know, I wonder.
Nadia
And now you guys are gonna slowly turn, like, all the TUA hate onto me. But Julie Jalen hurts.
Chris Sims
Billy's job, and he'll take care of it for me. He will. Well, it depends how you answer this question. Does TUA win the super bowl if he's the Eagles quarterback.
Nadia
No, I don't know. I gotta think about it. I, I would say so. Again, I don't want to be disrespectful here, but yeah, it was a dominant performance. Like you saw, right? The, the, the, the biggest plays that Jalen Hurts hit or made or some of the ones he made with his legs, right? Those are the moments where you went, oh, the Chiefs have a chance here to maybe get them off the field and do something, and he'd make a big scramble. Those were some of the biggest plays of the day. All right. But, but yeah, ultimately it was an Eagles team that on both sides of the ball was just in a totally different class than the Kansas City Chiefs.
Chris Sims
I'll get off of this in a second, Chris, but this is the quarterback. Okay. In a very selfish time where guys want their stats, they don't care as much about winning. I don't think this is a guy who, after the bye week, walked into the locker room, told his coach, we need to run the football more, which means he's not going to get his. Which means he knows this is going to be the reaction by people after he goes out and wins a Super Bowl. He brought Miles Sanders to a Super bowl, but he's the guy, the leader of that team walked in. Nick, we need to run the ball more. There is something to be said for that kind of leadership. I mean, there is.
Nadia
Yeah, sure, sure. I mean, you know, there's no doubt he's a selfless guy.
Billy Gill
He's.
Nadia
He's definitely an incredible leader. But, like, you're trying to make it like, like, oh, hey, just run the ball. And, you know, we'll, we'll sweat it out against some of these teams because we don't, you know, I said run it, so let's not dominate. Let's keep it close because I said run it. And we'll just kind of eke out some of these games where we're in a totally different stratosphere than the other team. So I get that. All of that, I understand it. But to me, these are like, these are urban legends again and things that come out after the fact. Right. You know, it's. Oh, did. They were. You're telling me they were like, opting to sweat it out against the, the ass Jaguars in that football game because as they said, let's, let's run the ball. Let's not, let's not dominate him. Jalen said run the ball, so let's keep it close because he said run it see and that's like this is getting into like, you know, we're getting into the old Tom Brady era of like he looked at a guy by the Gatorade bottle and they knew he was saying with his eyes, go out there and play better. So the defense played better because Brady looked at him by the Gatorade bottle and they knew he wanted them to raise their game. And that's where I start to go, oh my gosh. This bull that's out there, right. Like I get. He said that. But you're still trying to justify a bunch of averageness with $50 million receivers and a $12 million tight end that they opted not to do that because he said run the ball. And that's where I'll throw the challenge flag on you and say bullshit.
Chris Sims
I'm trying to think about the quarterback, where he would draw the line. Caleb Williams.
Mike Fuentes
Drake May.
Chris Sims
Drake May. Does Drake May win that game?
Nadia
Probably. I mean, rookies are tough. Rookies are tough, right. Because they're just inexperienced. They, they. That's where you know Will Levis. Well, no, they're. I'm not gonna give him that.
Chris Sims
Sorry.
Stugots
I said, I said quarterback in the playoffs.
Chris Sims
I want to see the worst name we could.
Stugots
How far it could go.
Chris Sims
Keep going. Bryce Young.
Nadia
I am. I'm not gonna say that. Yeah. I'm not gonna give Bryce that credit yet either. I'm not. Yet.
Dallas Goddard
Nope.
Nadia
I'd give it to Tua. I'm not going to give it to Bryce yet. I. You know, I know we saw four games at the end of the year and now we're ready to say that all things are good in Carolina, but I'm not going to go that far yet.
Chris Sims
I got it. Trevor Lawrence. You're funny.
Nadia
Look at you. Pick it up for Billy. You're such a nice guy there.
Chris Sims
Someone has to do it. Sims, what do you make of the. The rumors the Cowboys. I guess it's news now that the Cowboys are thinking about trading Micah Parsons.
Nadia
I mean, I'm like shocked a little bit.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Nadia
I mean shot Michael Parsons is the best defensive player in the NFL when healthy. Right. If you made me pick one guy to start a team with, I'm either going Jalen Carter or Micah Parsons. But I think it's might speak to again. There's a lot of holes there in Dallas. There really is. And they gotta pay. I mean the highest defensive player in football, period. Like that. That's where it should start. He's better than Nick Bosa. He should be paid higher than Nick Bosa, are they going to be willing to pay, you know, Dax, CD Lamb and, and Michael Parsons as like the, you know, top three highest at their position? That's tough to do. And like we talked about, there's other needs there. So I don't know if this is like scare tactic to try to get him to lower his asking price or is it real? And they're going, we got a lot of issues with the team and this is our best asset and we can get a lot of stuff back for him. I don't know that yet.
Mike Fuentes
Micah Parsons for the number three pick to the Patriots. Who says no?
Nadia
Wow.
Chris Sims
That'S a good deal.
Nadia
Yeah, they, I mean, you're right, they might, they might think about that. I mean, that would be game changing on that side of the ball. I mean, no doubt about it.
Mike Fuentes
They have the money.
Nadia
They do have the money. You're right. I don't know if I see that as a Mike Rabel type of move. Right. Like, I don't look at him as that kind of guy, but it makes sense. And Michael Parsons, just like Miles Garrett, everybody in football is going to look at their team and go, wait, would this make sense for us? Can we make this work? Except for a handful of teams. So I hear you there and I'll be interested to see who comes after Micah.
Chris Sims
Chris, if you're the Bengals, do you simply franchise T. Higgins? Is that what you would do?
Nadia
I would, yeah, I would, I'd franchise them. I'd hope to get a long term deal done with them and then if not, you know, tag and trade, right? I think that's the way to go, man. I mean, the franchise tag number is beneath what he's worth as a receiver. So I, I think it's like a definite. I would do that. The Bengals, hey, they gotta figure it out. The Bengals want to be up there with the big boys in football. But I go, wait. The way your salary is in your team, you have a very short list of high paid quality football players. It's like the shortest in football. Right. And I love their stars. They're not even paying them that well.
Chris Sims
Right.
Nadia
Jamar Chase, we know, still hasn't gotten worked out. Trey Hendrickson, way below market value. These are like two of the three highest paid guys on the team. We know Joe Burrow is really the only guy being paid market value for what he is. So the Bengals, a little bit like the Cowboys, like to drag their feet on these contract situations to, to the point where it gets the players got all the leverage instead of getting out in front of it like the Eagles do and go, damn, devonte Smith is good. We don't need to get to the end of this contract. Let's pay him now so we can, you know, maybe save some dollars. Oh, oh, you know, our, our all pro left guard, Landon Dickerson, let's pay him now before he gets the free agency and we have to pay him a load of money. And that's why the Eagles are the Eagles. And some of the good teams, the Ravens, other teams, they get out in front of these things and the Bengals and Cowboys wait to the players as good as they could possibly be with the best leverage they could be, and then they go, oh, we can't figure out a contract. And that's just a hard way to win a Super bowl that way.
Chris Sims
As you know, the, the playoffs, I think like 50% on average, like half the teams that made it this year won't make it next year and some new teams will sneak in. So I just want to ask you, and we're getting ahead of ourselves because we just finished up this year, but I am wondering, when you look ahead to next year, if I tell you the Carolina Panthers are going to make the playoffs, would you say I'm nuts?
Nadia
I wouldn't say you're nuts. I would not. I don't think they're as far off as people realize. The O line's pretty damn good. The D line, when Derrick Brown is healthy, right. It's not bad either. They can use some adjust a few adjustments there, but I think you look at that and like wide receiver, right? And just to get. They got to get a few playmakers out there. I don't think they're far off to being competitive. I wouldn't like, say next year's a playoff year, but I wouldn't call you crazy. I would almost look at it and go, two years from now, right? Watch out, Carolina. I think by then could get the roster in the spot that could be legit in a real, real playoff team.
Chris Sims
All right. Would you be surprised if the Patriots make it next year?
Nadia
Absolutely not. I mean, I, I mean, they're gonna. You know my thoughts. I mean, Vrabel is a guy that's capable of coaching a team that's less than and getting them to the playoffs.
Chris Sims
Yes.
Nadia
So. So no, I would not be shocked with that quarterback. Some of the moves they'll make this offseason and the new culture there under Brable, I wouldn't be shocked if they were a team that exceeded expectations. Almost like a Denver Broncos did this year and sneak into the playoffs their first year when they should.
Chris Sims
How about the Falcons?
Nadia
I certainly wouldn't be surprised there. I don't, I don't think the Falcons are far off at all. I mean, Michael Penix I think will make their offense more dangerous and explosive. They need a pass rusher. Really, when you look at them, that's like the only thing they need. Maybe a pass rusher, maybe another corner. But they're close. They are really close. So I would definitely wouldn't be shocked if Atlanta got in next year.
Chris Sims
Cowboys.
Nadia
Not shocking, but like, you know, I feel like it's, it's lesser than Atlanta. I, I gotta see things with Dallas. I mean. One, Dak coming off injury. Two, who's the running back? Three, they don't really have a receiver on the roster that most people on the street know other than CD Lamb. Right. They're the defense. We've been talking about their inability to stop the run for like five years now because of defensive tackles. So no, I, you know, I wouldn't, I don't think it'd be shocking if they got in, but again, I don't think I'd bet on it. I don't think they're there yet.
Stugots
So what you're saying is you don't agree with Dak when he said that they're just as good as the Eagles?
Nadia
No, absolutely. Absolutely not. You know, absolutely not. That's. They're not in the same class now. They've, they've been competitive against the Eagles, right? Because, hey, they're a division team and all that. But no, I think in totality, again, you, you heard me say it. This is an Eagles team that I'd put up there with any team that we've seen in the modern day free agency, salary cap area.
Chris Sims
All right, just one the other way and we'll get you out of here. Check him out. PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the Unbuttoned podcast. Would you be shocked if the Chiefs didn't make the playoffs next year?
Nadia
Yeah, I would be shocked. I would.
Chris Sims
It's going to happen.
Nadia
They're a, they're a playoff team, but they got to change some things on their rost roster to become like a dominant super bowl caliber team. It can't just be, hey, we're going to keep the game close and we just believe when it's close, Mahomes will make magic and pull it through. That's kind of how they've lived the last few years. And it's Just, it's going to be hard to beat teams like the Lions, the Ravens, the Eagles, and the way they're built right now playing that style of football, who. Because those teams are also good at close games, yet they have a big time talent advantage. And that's where the Chiefs definitely got to make some adjustments to the roster.
Chris Sims
Mikey. Yeah, he is off to get his hair cut. How much do you think, how much do you believe Chris Sims tips the person who cuts his hair? What do you think?
Mike Fuentes
Oh, it's, it's high. He's really. Sims is a good tipper.
Chris Sims
I can tell, Right.
Mike Fuentes
Sims is a guy that. He's a guy that does hundred dollar handshakes.
Chris Sims
Right.
Nadia
I tip well about it.
Chris Sims
There's an expectation that comes with being a Sims. Right. Like, they know who you are. Right. I mean.
Nadia
Well, I mean, yeah. My dad at an early age told me, don't tip over tip. Right. He taught me a lot of these people that you got a tip are doing jobs that you don't want to do.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Nadia
And be grateful for that. So I, Yeah, I try to be. That's the one way I, I try to give back. I do. I'm the guy. I mean, I go around. Yeah, I go around. I, I tip the guy that cuts my hair pretty good. I, I tip the woman that washes my hair before the haircut pretty good.
Chris Sims
Nice.
Nadia
Right? I'm, I'm. I'm one of those guys. I am. And you know it. I try to help out in some way, some somehow.
Chris Sims
What does it.
Mike Fuentes
Let me know if you ever need me to give you a hair wash.
Chris Sims
Right. I'll wash your. How much do you tip for a hair wash?
Nadia
That's one thing. Like, you know, because every now and then they have like a guy wash my hair and I'm like, come on. All these girls around and I can't get one of them to wash my hair right. Now I gotta deal with some, you know, gross guy that probably had his fingers in his nose a few minutes ago. I don't want guys. Right.
Chris Sims
You're not objecting to guys. You're objecting to what guys do with their hands. You're right.
Nadia
Exactly. Exact. Right, right, exactly. I mean, I see too many guys that pull this move off right here, put their hand and then they slick their hair with it. And I'm like, oh, my gosh, you're disgusting. Like, get out of here.
Chris Sims
Yeah, I've done it. Fuentes is shocked that you tip the person who washes your hair.
Stugots
I'm just Surprised of like the two stage haircut, you know, it's like, I know it's, it's.
Nadia
At times I think I, and maybe too generous. And then I'm like, well, this is what they expect, so I got to keep doing that. That's what my wife. Subsidy. Sometimes she's like, you're a generous tipper already now when you leave a tip like that, they expect it every time.
Chris Sims
Yes.
Nadia
And yeah, I'm kind of like when I go out to dinner and stuff like that, I, I probably text tip like 35, 40%. I'm kind of one of those guys.
Chris Sims
Right. It dawned on me that he goes to a salon. He doesn't go to a barber shop. You go to a salon.
Nadia
I, I did, I did. I just, you know, I just figured, hey, I'm on tv. I'm gonna spend a few extra dollars with somebody I just trust a little bit more. Right.
Stugots
That's part of the job. Yeah, part of the job.
Nadia
You know, barber. I've had a mistake or two over the years when I've gone to see the barber.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Nadia
Where I just, you know, being on NBC, I don't, I don't want to trust that right now.
Chris Sims
All right, so it's a hundred dollar haircut, right? Like, it has to be.
Nadia
At least it's, It's a hundred dollar haircut. It's a hundred dollar haircut. And I'll, I'll be quite honest with you. Here you go. I, I give my haircutter $40 and I give the woman that washes my hair 20.
Chris Sims
Excellent job by you, sis. Limbs as you should.
Nadia
So, yes, it might be bougie, but I've been fortunate in my life. I grew up with a silver spoon in my mouth. Right in my. And, and went growing up under big Phil.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Nadia
And I've been fortunate enough to where my life has gone. So I, I try to get back in those moments.
Billy Gill
All right?
Chris Sims
Now, if the washer of the hair picks his nose beforehand and then sticks, are you still tipping them the 20 bucks? I am.
Nadia
I'm still. Really, I am probably just because I'll feel bad and I'll probably be like, all right, well, there's soap in the shampoo, so his hand's not that d. But I, I might say something. You know me, I'm not scared. I'm not scared to say something.
Chris Sims
Oh, I know.
Nadia
Like I, I have said to the guy a few times, like, damn, you gotta wash my hair. I can't get one of these girls to do it. And they Laugh. And I'm like, no, I'm dead serious, actually. All right.
Chris Sims
PFD with Mike Florio. Every day on Peacock, the unbuttoned podcast. It is off season. Chris Sims. I like off season, Chris.
Nadia
Hey, off season, you know, it's. It's not off season for very long. I got a week off and then it's right to the combine and start doing free agency and draft, so. So we'll be right at it. Right back at it on my podcast, that's for sure.
Chris Sims
All right, buddy. Another great year. We appreciate everything you've done for our show over the years, and we will talk to you as we get closer to the NFL draft and as we get closer to baseball season. You don't know it yet, but you're doing a baseball segment with me and Billy. Okay.
Nadia
Okay. All right. All right. Sounds good. I mean, if Billy shows up. I mean, really, you, Billy, for not showing up for my last appearance here for a while. What a jerk. Mikey. A true professional, as always. As expected. Stu Gotts. Tell me where to sign up for the Jalen Hurts fan club and we'll. I'll join in with you. All right.
Billy Gill
But you, Billy.
Chris Sims
All right? Both of you. You and Fuentes, I mean, seriously, stick together.
Nadia
Fuentes, Me and you, baby.
Chris Sims
Bo Nicks. Oh, boy.
Nadia
See ya.
Billy Gill
All right, Stugots.
Chris Sims
Yes.
Billy Gill
We're running out of time here.
Chris Sims
Okay.
Billy Gill
And we debuted a new game. I teased another game. I don't know if we have enough time to play that game. If you want to. Today I found out a lot from Chris Simms that he gets hundred dollar haircuts.
Chris Sims
He does. He also agreed with Mike Eh's take, which infuriates me. Yes.
Billy Gill
I'm sorry.
Chris Sims
Just wrong. Jalen hurts not getting any credit. Anyway, let's play the game.
Billy Gill
Oh, you want to play the game?
Chris Sims
Yes.
Billy Gill
How many times? How many times? How often do you think these hundred.
Chris Sims
Dollar hair haircuts occur for Sims? Yeah, I would say once every two to three weeks.
Billy Gill
I. I was talking to Fuentes off air and we think because of the fact that he's on football night in America, that they may be weekly, perhaps, like he may have 400amonth budget for his haircut. Now hold on. Did he give you specifics? Like is it a hundred dollars plus tip or that's including a hundred dollars.
Chris Sims
Forty dollar tip for the. For the haircutter and twenty dollars for the washer?
Stugots
I think, I think all income encompassing everybody. No, I think. I think it was around 100. I'm not sure you might have been right, though.
Chris Sims
No. 100 with a 40 tip. $40 for the person who cut his hair and 20 for the person who washes.
Billy Gill
Yeah, because if not, he'd be giving a $60 tip on a 40 haircut. Crimson's not getting a 40.
Stugots
He said he's a good tipper.
Chris Sims
Yeah, well, he's given a 40 tip on a hundred dollar haircut.
Mike Fuentes
So 40 for those doing the math.
Billy Gill
What can I be like, not great at professionally and then just talk about at an elite level where it becomes super rich. I need to find that.
Dallas Goddard
Right?
Chris Sims
I've done it.
Mike Fuentes
Football.
Billy Gill
Okay, so here's my game. It's called Aaron or Aaron.
Chris Sims
Oh, wow.
Billy Gill
All right.
Chris Sims
Wow. Okay, new game. Now I'll ask you dropping them all out today, huh?
Billy Gill
I'll ask you a question and then you have to tell me if you would trust Aaron Glenn.
Chris Sims
Ooh.
Billy Gill
Or Aaron Rodgers. But just tell me Aaron. I'd take Aaron on that one.
Chris Sims
All right, so Aaron or Aaron?
Billy Gill
Yeah. So the jets just played a game. They were the originals that played this game of Aaron or Aaron where they said, you know what? We need a new head coach. Not sure what we're gonna do with the direction of this franchise. We have Aaron Glenn here. We have Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers, by the way, was told. And Diana Rossini, I believe, is when they reported this, told, hey, if you want to stay on the jets, no more Pat McAfee Show.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Billy Gill
And I guess that he said, no, I'm gonna keep doing that. And they said, okay. Well, then in the original game of Aaron or Aaron, we're going with Aaron.
Chris Sims
Yes.
Billy Gill
They chose Aaron with Aaron Glenn. And they said, Aaron hit the road, Jack.
Chris Sims
Yep.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Because that's how you do it when you play Aaron or Aaron.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Losing Aaron always has to hit the road.
Chris Sims
Hit the road, Jack. That's good to know.
Billy Gill
Number one, vodka.
Chris Sims
Yes.
Billy Gill
Drink responsibly.
Chris Sims
Okay. Okay.
Billy Gill
Okay. So if it were up to you guys, Mike EA and Stu Gotz, you had to choose Aaron Glenn or Aaron Rodgers to lead your team next year, would you go Aaron or Aaron?
Mike Fuentes
I'm going Aaron.
Chris Sims
Yeah. I go Aaron.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Chris Sims
Yeah, yeah.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Chris Sims
Yes. Yep.
Billy Gill
All right. All right now.
Chris Sims
Huh?
Billy Gill
If you wanted someone to lead your team in a rousing speech to get the troops ready.
Chris Sims
Yes.
Billy Gill
Now, you've known one for three years. The other one not as long. Are you going Aaron or Aaron?
Chris Sims
It has to be Aaron.
Mike Fuentes
Come on, man. It's easily Aaron.
Chris Sims
I can't use Aaron Donald.
Billy Gill
It could be Aaron Donalds too. If you'd like, huh?
Mike Fuentes
Well, that case, I'm taking Aaron.
Chris Sims
Gonna be Hank Aaron.
Billy Gill
Hammer and Hank could be, huh?
Chris Sims
I'm gonna take Aaron.
Billy Gill
All right.
Chris Sims
Yes.
Billy Gill
So Aaron. Mikey.
Mike Fuentes
Aaron.
Chris Sims
Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
It's Aaron all day. Aaron.
Billy Gill
Okay, now, off the gridiron here, which is another segment that we can play later on in the off season. But off the gridiron here, vacation times coming around. Who we vacationing with, Aaron or Aaron?
Chris Sims
Aaron.
Nadia
God.
Billy Gill
But football.
Chris Sims
God bless football.
Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: GBF- If the Season BEGAN Today
Release Date: February 14, 2025
In this engaging episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz titled "GBF- If the Season BEGAN Today," hosts Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and their panel delve deep into the intricacies of the football season, Super Bowl performances, and the ever-polarizing debate surrounding MVP selections. The episode features a special guest, Dallas Goddard, a Super Bowl champion, who shares his experiences and insights from the championship run.
The episode kicks off with a heated discussion about the recent MVP award, questioning whether quarterback Jalen Hurts deserves the accolade or if defensive players like Josh Sweat should have been recognized instead.
Stugotz (03:40): "My take was simply that the Eagles defense played so well that any quarterback that made the playoffs would have won that game."
Stugotz argues that the stellar performance of the Eagles' defense was the true engine behind their Super Bowl victory, suggesting that the quarterback's role, while significant, was overshadowed by defensive prowess.
Dan Le Batard (04:00): "He didn't have two seconds to throw the ball."
Highlighting Jalen Hurts' efficiency, Dan emphasizes that Hurts executed under pressure, making critical plays when the game was on the line.
Nadia (30:20): "Jalen Hurts is very good. I give him a lot of credit and he does a lot of good things. But... he's not an all-time great. He's a really damn good quarterback on an all-time great team."
Nadia expresses admiration for Hurts' skills but cautions against attributing the team's success solely to him, pointing out the collective effort of the entire team.
The conversation underscores a broader debate within the sports community: Should MVP awards prioritize individual brilliance, or should they recognize the collective effort, especially when a team's defense plays a pivotal role in securing victories?
Super Bowl champion Dallas Goddard joins the panel to provide firsthand insights into his team's championship run and the dynamics that led to their success.
Dallas Goddard (13:35): "Feeling like a champ. Super Bowl champs. Got a nice ring to it. It was a dream of mine ever since I was a kid, and it's still hard to believe that that it really happened."
Dallas shares his elation and the surreal experience of achieving a lifelong dream.
Nadia (15:53): "I've been really enjoying it. I slept a little bit on the plane ride back home, and that's about it. We've been having a lot of fun."
Highlighting the hectic post-Super Bowl schedule, Dallas mentions the limited rest following the championship victory.
Dallas Goddard (17:23): "Ever since Sirianni got here, he's been an incredible coach. Two Super Bowl appearances, one Super Bowl win in the first four years, playoffs, all four years. It's a credit to him and the entire organization."
Dallas praises Coach Nick Sirianni, attributing the team's consistent success to his leadership and strategic acumen.
Dallas on Saquon Barkley (18:16): "Saquon Barkley was really instrumental for us all. Johan Dotson had an incredible game as well."
Emphasizing the key players, Dallas credits Barkley and Dotson for their crucial performances during the championship run.
Dallas on Team Support (18:53): "Just support I've gotten from my family, my friends, people from my hometown community has been special. It's all love."
Acknowledging the unwavering support from his personal circle, Dallas attributes a part of his success to their encouragement.
Dallas also opens up about his personal battle with plaque psoriasis, partnering with Amgen to raise awareness and support others facing similar challenges.
The panelists analyze team performances, roster decisions, and make projections about future seasons.
Discussion on the Eagles vs. Chiefs (26:23):
Nadia delivers a scathing analysis of the Kansas City Chiefs, praising the Eagles' dominance.
"There's nothing that they can do to affect us now." (26:23)
She elaborates on the superior roster of the Eagles, highlighting their offensive and defensive lines as unmatched.
Contracts and Team Building (49:02):
The conversation shifts to roster management, particularly focusing on the Pittsburgh Steelers and the potential trade of Micah Parsons.
"Shot McCarthy Parsons is the best defensive player in the NFL when healthy." (49:02)
Nadia contemplates the strategic implications of trading a top-tier defensive player and what it means for team dynamics.
Future Playoff Chances (52:51):
Nadia shares optimistic projections for teams like the Carolina Panthers and the Atlanta Falcons, considering their current rosters and potential improvements.
"I think you look at that and like wide receiver, right? They got to get a few playmakers out there. I don't think they're far off to being competitive." (53:32)
Adding a playful twist, the hosts introduce interactive games to engage with each other and the audience.
This segment adds a lighthearted element to the episode, showcasing the camaraderie and banter among the hosts.
Towards the latter part of the episode, the conversation shifts to personal stories and humorous exchanges.
Nadia on Tipping Etiquette (57:04):
Nadia discusses her generous tipping habits, particularly at salons.
"I give my haircutter $40 and I give the woman that washes my hair $20." (59:17)
The hosts joke about the expectations and norms surrounding tipping in service industries.
Haircut Discussions (56:30):
The panelists humorously discuss Chris Sims' habit of getting high-end haircuts, leading to playful teasing about his spending.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts hint at upcoming segments and express their anticipation for future discussions.
Upcoming Baseball Segment (60:42):
Chris Sims announces a new baseball segment he will be co-hosting with Billy Gill, signaling a broader range of sports topics in future episodes.
Final Banter (61:25):
The hosts engage in good-natured ribbing about guest appearances and the dynamics of their interactions, strengthening the listener's connection to the personalities behind the show.
Notable Quotes:
Stugotz (03:40):
"My take was simply that the Eagles defense played so well that any quarterback that made the playoffs would have won that game."
Nadia (30:20):
"Jalen Hurts is very good. I give him a lot of credit and he does a lot of good things. But... he's not an all-time great."
Dallas Goddard (17:23):
"Ever since Sirianni got here, he's been an incredible coach. Two Super Bowl appearances, one Super Bowl win in the first four years, playoffs, all four years."
Nadia (26:23):
"There's nothing that they can do to affect us now."
Billy Gill (63:16):
"I'd take Aaron on that one."
Conclusion
This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz offers a comprehensive and spirited analysis of the football season, blending in-depth discussions with personal stories and interactive games. The lively debates, particularly surrounding MVP selections and team performances, provide listeners with multiple perspectives on the sport's current landscape. Guest appearance by Dallas Goddard adds a layer of authenticity and firsthand insight, enriching the overall narrative. Whether you're a seasoned sports enthusiast or a casual listener, this episode delivers a balanced mix of expertise, entertainment, and camaraderie.