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Stugotz
God bless football. Billy Gill.
Billy Gill
God bless football. Mikey. Eh?
Dan Le Batard
God bless football. Fuentes.
Mike Ryan
God bless football.
Stugotz
Stgots thank you, Mike. The regular season, it is over, Billy. We've made it to super wild card weekend. How about that?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
If the season ended today.
Billy Gill
Oh, wow.
Stugotz
Are we going to do that today?
Dan Le Batard
We should.
Stugotz
Of course we should.
Billy Gill
I'm excited.
Stugotz
Yep. You have your dolphin helmet hat on, Billy.
Billy Gill
I do?
Stugotz
Yep.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Yep. How do you feel about the Dolphins?
Billy Gill
Not great. Not. Not great. And even, even worse by the fact that right after the game Steven Ross is like, you know what? We're good. Everything's staying the exact same. Everything's staying the exact same. Next year, don't worry, we'll figure it out. Chris Greer. You know what you read? Maybe he's going to retire, step out. Nope. He's going to be back. Mike McDaniel, he's going to be back. You know that two is not going to be going anywhere. And the only person that has said, I'm not coming back is Tyreek Hill. And that's not really. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't know how it works. That's not really Tyreek Hill's decision, but he's decided, you know what? I'm done here. Thank you. I'm going to move on to somewhere else. It's like, buddy, you have a contract. That's.
Stugotz
I mean, apparently Tariq thinks it is his decision. He said goodbye.
Billy Gill
Yeah, yeah. This is one. Because, like, Tyreek has had, like, situations where, like, he tweets something and it's like, what, is he just tweeting? Tweeting that he doesn't want to play anymore, he wants to be a coach? Like, no, no. What he meant was. And then it's like, hey, Happy New Year to the Chiefs. And it's like, no, no, no. What. What he meant was, is he wants the Chiefs to, like, win so that the Dolphins get in. And, like, he's had a lot of these moments where he, like, will tweet things where he's like, no, no. What. What Tyreek really means is. And it's like, no, no. But this was him, like, directly saying, like, yeah, I'm gonna think I'm. I'm ready to move on. And they're like, no, no. But what he meant was, like, no, guys, it's pretty clear Tyreek Hill wants to go somewhere else at this point.
Dan Le Batard
If you listen to the clip, it sounds like he decides he wants to leave mid sentence.
Stugotz
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
Like, he's trying to talk like, yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna. You know what? I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. That's what I'm gonna do.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
A statement. Releasing a statement to say everything's gonna stay intact feels like a bit much, does it not?
Billy Gill
I mean, I.
Dan Le Batard
Not even gonna evaluate.
Billy Gill
They did the evaluation.
Stugotz
Status quo.
Billy Gill
We've evaluated. You know what? We were right. We were right about it all. So, like, you're now headed into next season, and it sounds bad. As a Dolphins fan, I don't know why we're talking about the Dolphins after, you know, this week, and we're headed into the playoffs, but I. I guess this is going to be our last time to talk about the Dolphins for a while. You. I. I don't have a lot to look forward to next season right now just because you're kind of going into it with the exact same people making the exact same decisions and the exact same pieces at the moment. And obviously you can, like, look into, like, the salary cabin. I haven't done that, so I don't know how much wiggle room they have there. But even if they have a lot of wiggle room, I. I don't trust the people making the decisions to make the right decisions. So, yeah, it's not, it's not great right now. You're not exactly thinking, oh, you know what, one game out of the playoffs, we're ending on a high. Because you can even say, oh, well, you know, there was a 2A situation with the concussions, and then he had the situation where he was injured at the last season where he may have had a partial muscle tear. And, you know, it'll be fine, but there are still question marks about his health. And is he durable enough to. To go through an entire season? Because he did last year. But last year was like the first time that he did it since, like, high school or something. And like, I'm not going to be conspiracy guy, but lots of conspiracies going around about why he was wearing sunglasses at night yesterday.
Stugotz
Really?
Billy Gill
Yeah. People were asking, this is a night game. Is something else going on here? Maybe again, not to be conspiracy guy, but it was a chatter on the. The Internet. Was there another concussion situation we're just not aware about? And he has now more sensitivity to light. Is that why he's wearing that?
Stugotz
The reason? I find the Dolphins interesting, and you're right, there's a number of places we could have started anywhere else but a year ago. This was the offense that everyone in the NFL was praising. Everyone wanted to come play for Mike McDaniel. Everyone wanted to play in this offense. And now you have the team's best player saying, no, I want out of here. That changed quickly and to me, that's interesting.
Billy Gill
Well, I mean, look, Tyree Kill obviously has, has. It's been stated that he needs to have wrist surgery and he's been dealing with injuries. He had a knee quote unquote procedure in the offseason no one knew about until the traffic stop. But he was not himself this year. Like, he. Part of the reason the Dolphin season didn't work out was not just Tua was Tyreek. Was. Was not Tyreek Hill this year.
Stugotz
Correct.
Mike Ryan
Remember when they scored 70 points against the Broncos.
Stugotz
Oh, it was amazing.
Mike Ryan
Week three. What a time.
Dan Le Batard
What a time to be alive.
Mike Ryan
What a time.
Stugotz
Yes. I have a lot of winners.
Billy Gill
I was in a baby shower that day, and I was watching on my phone. I couldn't stop. My wife was getting mad at me. I'll never forget where it was. She was like, can you please stop watching the Dolphins? I'm like, but they have.
Stugotz
You'll never.
Billy Gill
63 points. And she's like, okay. Scoring like, the game's over. I'm like, like, white gets 70 points.
Mike Ryan
You know what's lost in that game? Mike White bomb to Robbie Anderson. Oh, chosen Anderson.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
I was longing for Mike.
Stugotz
You'll never forget where you were when you missed the 70 point performance by the Dolphins.
Billy Gill
When I saw. When I saw it put out by the Bills that they extended Mike White through next season, like he got a contract extension, I was like, oh, man, we could have used Mike White this year.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. I was hurt when I saw Jimmy Garoppolo putting up numbers against. I don't even know who the 49ers are playing. Could have been us.
Billy Gill
I don't want to. I don't want to be, like, insulting to the quarterbacks that I'm. I'm thinking. But, like, when I saw. I was looking around the NFL landscape, looking at all the bad quarterbacks, I was like, what? Yesterday, I'd take that quarter. This is. This last two weeks. I'm like, oh, man, I'd take that quarterback to start these meaningful games in a second.
Stugotz
Well, week 18 is where you find out where all the bad quarterbacks are playing.
Billy Gill
You also. You also find.
Mike Ryan
So true.
Stugotz
That's what it's all about.
Billy Gill
You also, Marcus Mariota.
Stugotz
Really?
Billy Gill
You find out also Carson Wentz. Hm.
Mike Ryan
Not a guy.
Stugotz
Oh, he's a. Listen. We have winners and losers to get to. I will tell you that Carson Wentz is one of my losers. Big time loser.
Billy Gill
Did you say winners and losers? Presented by Smirnoff. The world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Wow.
Stugotz
Loud, man.
Billy Gill
That was loud. That was loud.
Stugotz
Coming off a holiday.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
W. Check the levels.
Dan Le Batard
I didn't even hear it.
Billy Gill
We have a situation in the studio. No one needs to know this, but I'll let you guys in because we're all friends. We have a mystery cable, mystery cables just plugged into Stugats headphone jack. We have no idea where that cable goes. It goes underneath the table and it disappears into the ground. No one knows what it's for. No One wants to unplug it. There was a. There was a hardware update while we were gone. And I truly believe. And I don't. Again, I don't want to be conspiracy guy. I truly believe Robert or someone on the. The hardware side just plug the cable into a jack that they know that someone would notice. And now they're like, you know what? If anything was kind of like on shaky grounds. We can't make any changes because no one knows what that mystery cable is for. So we can't make. We can't. Can't get rid of anyone that knows what the mystery cable was for.
Stugotz
I mean, Fuentes is supposed to know what the mystery cable is. I asked him to come in here because I can't hear you as well as I normally do.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
And Fuentes had no idea. He asked Danny B. Who. What's the mystery cable? I got to tell you, when you're asking Danny B. What the mystery cable is and he doesn't know. Big trouble. Yeah, big trouble. Somebody knows one person.
Billy Gill
Someone. Someone plug Robert. Someone plugged that in.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
And so you guys, for those of you who don't know, because why would you know, Danny B. Is a guy that would just walk around with a bag of cables. You know what I mean?
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
If there's anyone that has a bag of cables or a drawer full of cables, it's my wife. And it's because she doesn't know what any of the cables are for. And she's just throws them all in one drawer. And it's Danny B. But he knows what the cables are for.
Stugotz
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
The cable guy knows the name of all those cables. Not like, hey, do you have the one that does this? No. He's like, oh, you mean a USB3 SYZ? Yeah, I got one of those.
Stugotz
Easy peasy. Yeah. But this one stumped him. I gotta be honest. He had no idea. We have found the cable that has stumped Danny B.
Billy Gill
Winners this week in Winners presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka police. Drink responsibly. The person who knows what that cable is for. Big winner. Biggest winner in this company right now.
Stugotz
Robert.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Also loser are plumbing because apparently a bite burst and got an email saying it smelled like poo poo here. So now there's all these machines, and I think they're dehumidifiers. We can't breathe. There's no humidity. There's so dry.
Stugotz
Welcome back.
Mike Ryan
They're HEPA filters.
Dan Le Batard
But it's a dry heat.
Billy Gill
It's a dry right now it's crazy. Like, I'm struggling to breathe. I feel like the elevation.
Stugotz
You're back in Arizona.
Billy Gill
It's weird. Weird, yeah. But it was cool in Arizona. It's warm in here.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Also a winner, the Tennessee Titans number one pick because. Because the Patriots decided to win that game, I guess, to try to keep Gerard Mayo's job and didn't work. He was a winner yesterday on the field and a loser off the field because he was the first one to be let go.
Stugotz
I would say that win got him fired. It did.
Billy Gill
Yes, it did. And I was listening to Dominique Foxworth driving in here, and here's a theory, maybe a little bit of gamesmanship from the Bills letting the Patriots win. So, yes, their draft pick would go lower. Drop from one to four.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
No. Travis Hunter. Yeah. I have a winner from that same game.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugotz
And he's on the Patriots.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Joe Milton.
Billy Gill
Ah, Joe Milton. We found out where he was yesterday.
Stugotz
Big winner.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
I mean, a quarterback controversy is brewing in New England. How about that?
Mike Ryan
Listen, my guy was throwing darts, all right? He was slinging it.
Stugotz
Slinging it, slinging it. Yes. He looked good.
Dan Le Batard
That's their pitch to Vrabel. Come here. You get not one, but two quarterbacks.
Stugotz
Yep. I mean, I cannot believe they did that to Gerard. Maya. He was a bridge to Mike Frable. That's it. I mean, Rabel didn't want to be the guy that replaced the guy. Now he's the guy that replaces the shitty guy.
Billy Gill
Listen, I mean, if there was ever a question as to what tampering looks like, it was yesterday in New England. Like, it seemed very apparent. Mike Rabel is already the head coach of that team.
Stugotz
Yeah. Yeah.
Billy Gill
And they knew that.
Stugotz
Yeah. So, Joe.
Dan Le Batard
And much like Kirk Cousins and Tyreek Hill, they use the jets as leverage.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
They interview Rabel.
Dan Le Batard
Interviews with the jets on Friday, Sunday. Hey, listen, we're gonna move on. We're gonna do our thing. Yeah, I guess we'll talk to Mike Vrabel. Yeah.
Stugotz
Mikey, do you have a winner or a loser? I have another winner if you want me to get to it.
Billy Gill
Okay. Present. Give your winner the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly.
Stugotz
My winner. One of my winners from the weekend, Aaron Rodgers.
Billy Gill
Wow. Okay.
Stugotz
I mean, he saved his best for last. I thought that's what we were going to get every single week. Yeah, we got it in his final week. It's not going to be his final game, I don't think. I'm not certain he's going to play for the jets, but I think Aaron Rodgers is going to continue to play football.
Billy Gill
Where?
Stugotz
I don't know. I have no idea.
Dan Le Batard
I have a loser off that.
Stugotz
I don't know. You have a loser off of that?
Dan Le Batard
I. Off of that? Yeah. Loser. The New York jets, because for a 5 and 12 season. Is that what they had, 5 and 12? Aaron Rodgers, that season, he's third all time for the jets in both touchdowns and yards.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Five win team, but all time he's third.
Billy Gill
Wow. In one season?
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
That's kind of crazy.
Dan Le Batard
Well, for one season.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
Third best season for a Jets quarterback in history.
Billy Gill
Did you guys see something yesterday? You see something that. Five wins moving forward, you're like, you know, that's our guy next year.
Stugotz
I saw them win a game they didn't need to win. That's what I saw.
Billy Gill
Yeah, but I'm saying, you didn't see anything out of Aaron, like, oh, you know what? Let's run this back.
Stugotz
I saw four touchdowns, no interceptions. I wanted to see that a year.
Dan Le Batard
Throw an interception.
Stugotz
Oh, yeah.
Dan Le Batard
The first pass of the game was an interception.
Billy Gill
That might be your guy next year.
Stugotz
It's gonna be our guy next year. Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
It's not. It's not. It can't be.
Stugotz
I want. It can't be.
Billy Gill
Do you.
Dan Le Batard
I know you do.
Billy Gill
I mean, I know you don't want. Sam Dor Arnold, fbs.
Stugotz
Listen, I am telling you, if we started the regular season again right now, the jets would go to the Super Bowl. I mean.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Against the Bears.
Billy Gill
Still facing the Bears. Yeah.
Stugotz
Yes. Getting hot at the right time.
Billy Gill
Bears. Bears.
Mike Ryan
Bears, too. Yesterday.
Billy Gill
Big win yesterday that they didn't need. I mean, I guess that they need that for, like, their own psyche. Like, hey, we can beat the packers, right? But they really didn't need that win yet.
Dan Le Batard
It only took 10 times.
Billy Gill
They really did not need that win yesterday.
Mike Ryan
First one at Lambeau in like seven years or something like that.
Stugotz
Fuentes, do you have a winner or a loser?
Mike Ryan
Mike McDaniel looked pretty bad in that press conference, not knowing Tyreek Hill's availability. When they asked him, he's like, I heard there was a new injury. Now he's not. He just looked defeated. My guy, you know, it's all cool. Wearing sneakers and sunglasses on the sideline until you're, you know, crashing out against the.
Billy Gill
He needs to come back, like, next year in, like, Skechers or something. Not. Nothing against fine people at Skechers and some cargo shorts, but, like, he's got it. Yeah. Cargo Pants like some Skechers or like, I don't think Payless still exists in the US but like some Payless shoes.
Stugotz
Right.
Billy Gill
You know what I mean? Like, enough with the. Enough of the cool bull. Sorry for cursing.
Stugotz
Go back to being a dork.
Billy Gill
Back to basics. Exactly. Right. Let's get back in the lab. Let's stop with the shoes with the tags on them. And right.
Stugotz
When you put up 70, you're cool.
Billy Gill
Exactly. The capris that you show your ankle like. Let's. Back in the lab. Let's get a haircut. Let's. Let's put on some contact lenses. Let's. Let's not act like we have this job locked up.
Stugotz
Was JJ McCarthy a winner last night? No, Darnold did not. I mean, that's the biggest game of the year. And Darnold did not play well. He's not a winner. J.J. mcCarthy not a winner.
Billy Gill
No. But they're headed into the playoffs.
Dan Le Batard
It can all be a race next week.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
It's actually.
Stugotz
You're right.
Mike Ryan
A great loss for the Vikings. Bring it back down to earth.
Stugotz
How is it a great loss for the Vikings?
Mike Ryan
Bring you back down to earth.
Stugotz
They could have had the one seed a buy in two home games to get to the Super Bowl.
Mike Ryan
Now, you know you can be beaten.
Stugotz
Chess.
Dan Le Batard
Arnold's playing chess.
Billy Gill
I gotta be honest with you.
Dan Le Batard
It's a good loss.
Billy Gill
I. I'm. It's how.
Mike Ryan
Thank you, Mike.
Billy Gill
It's nothing that has ever happened before, but if there's ever one person that says, you know what? We. You know how, like, you can. You can win the coin toss and you can defer.
Stugotz
Yes.
Billy Gill
If there's anyone that would ever defer a buy, it's Dan Campbell. Right. Like, I'm surprised that he hasn't looked into. Maybe he did and we haven't heard about it.
Stugotz
But you know what? We're good. You guys take the bye week.
Billy Gill
You guys take the buy. We want to keep.
Dan Le Batard
We still want to beat you.
Stugotz
We'll go down.
Billy Gill
Yeah, but we're.
Dan Le Batard
We want to play next week.
Billy Gill
We. We don't want Russ versus Russ. Not for us. We're going to keep playing football every week.
Stugotz
Week.
Billy Gill
Until we get the job done, you know?
Stugotz
Y. Sam Darnle. Enjoy your bye week. We got la.
Billy Gill
Yeah, we got la. Next week. We're gonna be back home. We're gonna. We're gonna keep home field.
Stugotz
Right.
Billy Gill
But we'll. We'll do you a solid. We'll go to LA next week. We'll TCB and we'll see you here in two weeks.
Stugotz
All right.
Dan Le Batard
Is he trying to call Andy Reid and be like, hey, let's get a one versus one. Like off the. Off camera.
Stugotz
Like, let's just meet up and play some football. Yeah.
Billy Gill
You know how like in. In training camp you have teams that work out together?
Dan Le Batard
Yes.
Stugotz
Yes.
Billy Gill
Yeah, that's what, that's what the Lions are doing right now. They're like calling anyone. Like the Chiefs. They're calling the. The Bills. Like, come on, let's just get some. Some reps in together this week.
Dan Le Batard
Like the third Apollo Rocky fight. Like, no one's gonna know who won. They're just gonna do it for us.
Billy Gill
Calling Canton, seeing if the field's available.
Stugotz
Yes, we told Billy Mike EA that the Chiefs were gonna do everything they could to keep Joe Burrow out of the playoffs. We'll discuss that and if the season ended today, next.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, sure thing.
Billy Gill
Hey, you sold that car yet?
Stugotz
Yeah, sold it to Carvana.
Billy Gill
Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.
Stugotz
The guy who wanted to pay me.
Billy Gill
In foreign currency, no interest over 36 months.
Stugotz
Yeah, no. Carvana gave me an offer in minutes, picked it up and paid me on the spot. It was so convenient.
Billy Gill
Just like that. Yep. No hassle.
Stugotz
None.
Billy Gill
That is super convenient. Sell your car to Carvana and swap. Hassle for convenience. Pickup fees may apply. Stugaz. I've been. I've been doing some thinking here. By the way, I want to welcome everybody back to God Bless Football presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smearnoff company New York, New York. I've been doing some thinking about this one versus one that we were kind of joking about heading to last break and Canton and all that. What if every year the bye week teams have like their own pro bowl games against each other? Like a little mini super bowl preview. You know what I mean? If things go the way that they should go and the one faces the one next year, here's a little preview of how they would fair. And dodgeball.
Stugotz
So you're saying like the Lions and the Chiefs would.
Billy Gill
Would. Would host the bi week games. Yeah.
Stugotz
And play dodgeball?
Billy Gill
Dodgeball. We'd bring back drone drop. That wasn't a thing. That, that was a little thing for a little bit. Then they stopped doing it. Just throwing it out there. I don't know if Roger's listening or watching this week's episode. Roger, if you are, just a little food for thought there, Roger Goodell.
Stugotz
I think it sounds good. Until someone Gets hurt doing it.
Billy Gill
Well, you gotta. You gotta be smart about it. You know, you don't want to do. You don't go too hard in the.
Dan Le Batard
Dan Campbell would play all of his starters.
Billy Gill
That's the problem. That's why I'm telling you. I'm shocked that Dan Campbell accepted this buy. I can't believe it.
Stugotz
You can't?
Billy Gill
No.
Stugotz
I have something going on with my phone where I think I changed the language and I don't know how to.
Billy Gill
Get out of it.
Stugotz
So.
Billy Gill
Yeah, you're showing me your dog. What do you mean you change. Hold on a second. What's.
Stugotz
Things are coming in. In like Chinese.
Billy Gill
Can we handle that after?
Stugotz
Yes, we can.
Billy Gill
Oh, sorry.
Stugotz
I was distracted because I had winners and losers and notes on there and I had. I don't type Freedom.
Billy Gill
Because they're.
Stugotz
Cell phone. Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Bad data.
Dan Le Batard
I feel like for Stugotz, it will be easier for him to learn Chinese than to change his phone back.
Billy Gill
Maybe.
Stugotz
I don't know. Debatable. Billy, we told you, by the way, that the Chiefs were going to do everything they could to keep Joe Burrow out of it. I don't like it. I'm telling you, this is the year to get the Chiefs if you want them. The Chiefs laid an egg and they did it on purpose because they didn't want Joe Burrow in and out. Bo Nix is in the playoffs, but the Chiefs. Carson Wentz was a complete disaster. And I cannot believe the Chiefs rolled over. They said all the right things headed into the weekend. We're not scared of anyone. They're scared of Joe Burrow. They are? Oh, yeah.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugotz
Yep. They're scared of him. Yes. Yeah.
Billy Gill
I didn't know. Losers, spags, hot seat. No, it was 38 points.
Mike Ryan
Not a good look yesterday. Yeah. Not a good thing.
Stugotz
By the way, Lamar Jackson. If Lamar Jackson wants to get to the Super Bowl. Because the criticism of Lamar Jackson is do it in the postseason. He's been great in the regular season. He's going to have to beat Mike Tomlin.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
He's then going to have to beat Josh Allen on the road. And if he does all that, I'll have to go to Kansas City and be Patrick Mahomes. Good luck. Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
And then probably go to the super bowl and beat Baker Mayfield.
Mike Ryan
That's right.
Stugotz
I'm rooting for Baker. I am.
Dan Le Batard
Me, too.
Stugotz
Billy. You like Baker?
Billy Gill
I. I do like Baker. I don't have any confidence in the Buccaneers winning or going on a deep run. I thought. I thought for a time this season There's a sneaky little team. They could make a run in the nfc. I do not believe that anymore, you know? No, I don't.
Stugotz
Let's. Let's figure out a team we can rally behind, huh?
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugotz
Because the Dolphins are out, the jets are out.
Billy Gill
We're. We're picking our own playoff teams here.
Stugotz
Yeah. The last time I saw the jets play a playoff game was a 2010, Mikey.
Dan Le Batard
It was.
Stugotz
Yeah. I hate them. So they're out of it. The Dolphins are out of it. I think me and Mikey are leaning towards getting behind the Bucks here. I am not certain if. If Billy would like to join us, but I am all about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I like that team.
Billy Gill
Yeah, I'm with you.
Dan Le Batard
I'm. I'm all in on Tampa. Let's go. Tampa. That's my team for the playoffs. Until they lose.
Billy Gill
I was gonna say this may be a one week. A one week.
Stugotz
They could beat the Commanders.
Billy Gill
I mean, they can't.
Dan Le Batard
They could beat the Commanders.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
They also got the home game against.
Dan Le Batard
Maybe I'll inherit the Commanders if they win.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugotz
You inherit whoever beats the Bucks.
Billy Gill
You're. I like that. I like that. Your. Your team is the Bucks path or projected path. And whenever they get eliminated, you then inherit that team. And when they get eliminated, you inherit the next team.
Dan Le Batard
So ultimately, until we get to Philadelphia.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
You're going to be like an Eagles fan or a Lions fan at the end.
Dan Le Batard
No, no, I'm not gonna root for Philadelphia. I'll just. I'll just move on from there.
Billy Gill
Oh.
Mike Ryan
Who do you guys think is the worst playoff team? Because I have a nominee.
Stugotz
The Broncos. Most people would say the Texans.
Mike Ryan
The Houston Texans.
Stugotz
Really?
Mike Ryan
Oh, yeah.
Dan Le Batard
The Houston Texans are the worst playoff cor.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, that's what I think, at least. Man, let me tell you, the Panthers dodged a bullet taking Bryce Young over C.J. stroud.
Stugotz
Oh, really?
Mike Ryan
Bryce Young's a quarterback?
Stugotz
All right. All right.
Dan Le Batard
I'm not with you there.
Mike Ryan
Dual threat.
Dan Le Batard
Off the train, are you? Off the train.
Stugotz
So are you guys saying that Justin Herbert will beat the. The Tech. The Chargers are going to beat the Texans? And what you guys are saying.
Mike Ryan
Justin Herbert. Sneaky, Good year.
Stugotz
Right? Sneaky.
Mike Ryan
Good year. The quietest three interception year I've ever seen. Like, he's been good.
Stugotz
He has been good.
Mike Ryan
He's been really good. Like, yes. Like, Harbaugh turned him into a game manager. Best thing for him.
Stugotz
Yes.
Mike Ryan
Like, he's been amazing.
Stugotz
We have Raven Steelers, too. We tired of that game yet? I mean, seriously, the Chargers.
Mike Ryan
Enough of Russell Wilson.
Billy Gill
Oh, the Chargers are three point favorites on the road at Houston.
Stugotz
Yes, it's been bad, but you're not going to be surprised if Houston wins that game. You can't be surprised Houston wins that game. Really?
Billy Gill
I think I would be.
Mike Ryan
I think the Chargers are.
Dan Le Batard
Is there a game where you'd be surprised?
Stugotz
I'd be surprised if the Steelers beat the Ravens.
Billy Gill
I'd be surprised if the Broncos beat the Bills.
Stugotz
I don't know. I gotta tell you.
Dan Le Batard
I'm not picking the Broncos, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Mike Ryan
Give me Mobo Mobo.
Billy Gill
I mean, eight and a half points. They should beat the spread.
Stugotz
Would you be surprised if the packers beat the Eagles? No.
Dan Le Batard
There might be something to play off. Love.
Billy Gill
Hold on. Are we playing?
Dan Le Batard
Remember last year the Cowboys were supposed to roll them.
Billy Gill
Right. Is this if the season ended today?
Stugotz
Not officially, I don't think. I'm not sure officially.
Billy Gill
Well, I mean, if we're doing this and then we do. If the season ended today, we're doing the exact same thing.
Mike Ryan
Are we? I just asked who the worst playoff team was.
Stugotz
That's all I did.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, yeah.
Billy Gill
But we're going through every matchup right now.
Stugotz
I know.
Billy Gill
So we would know what happens.
Dan Le Batard
Let's not go through every matchup. We only went through, like, four of them.
Stugotz
Right.
Billy Gill
There's only.
Stugotz
Well, do you want to make it official and have Mikey do? If the season ended today, you might as well.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, you open the door.
Stugotz
All right. Make it official, Mikey.
Dan Le Batard
All right, fine. If the season ended today, right now, the Chargers would go to the Texans. We did that one. The Steelers would go to the Ravens. We did that one. The Broncos would go to the Bills.
Stugotz
We didn't do that one. We just said we're tired of the matchup. I mean, if the season ended today, would we be tired of that matchup? Yes.
Dan Le Batard
Yes.
Stugotz
Yeah. Yeah.
Billy Gill
Nine and a half.
Dan Le Batard
Season ended yesterday. I'd be tired with that matchup.
Stugotz
Nine and a half points for the Ravens.
Billy Gill
That's a lot of points.
Stugotz
It is a lot of.
Dan Le Batard
That is a lot of points.
Stugotz
By the way, how does Mike Tomlin not go to Justin Fields in that game?
Mike Ryan
I mean, Russell Wilson looked bad.
Stugotz
You look bad. You have just. The weather's bad, Russell Wilson's bad. And Justin Fields is a quarterback who runs the ball. Like, at least give it a try to be fair.
Mike Ryan
George Pickens, no help to Russell Wilson yesterday.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
He was so bad, I think he had, like, four targets and three of them were drops. And then the Other one was like a. A reception for zero yards. It was. He was bad.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah. I'm not gonna question Mike Tomlin.
Stugotz
You're not?
Billy Gill
No.
Stugotz
Why?
Billy Gill
I just. I've learned.
Stugotz
What do you mean?
Billy Gill
Just don't question Mike Tomlin.
Stugotz
What have you learned? He's won one super bowl that.
Billy Gill
Whoa. You're off.
Dan Le Batard
Wait a second, wait a second.
Billy Gill
You've been telling us he's Coach of the Year for, you know, 15 years.
Stugotz
I have not been saying I've been. I said earlier this year, he's the.
Billy Gill
Greatest coach of the NFL. Every single year.
Stugotz
Listen, they've had three coaches since 1969. I got news for you. Tom was the worst of the three. How about that, huh? Chuck Knowles got four Super Bowls. Bill Cow's got two.
Billy Gill
I mean, I don't know what we're doing. Did you hit your head? What's going on here?
Stugotz
Listen, Tomlin, the last five years, like a.500 coach.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. He's got a playoff game, he's got an argument.
Dan Le Batard
I think he's reading his Chinese phone wrong.
Billy Gill
What's going on here?
Stugotz
Back to English.
Billy Gill
Jeez Louise. What'd you do for New Year's? Two guys.
Stugotz
I mean, Fuentes is agreeing with me. You guys think Tomlin's a great coach.
Dan Le Batard
It's not about the take. It's about how that has not been your tune for the last 15 years. And now all of a sudden, it's.
Billy Gill
Tomlin's overrated New Year, new you.
Stugotz
I mean, tunes change, times change. And I've been. I said earlier, I said it this season. He's overrated.
Billy Gill
Okay. Sorry for you. What'd you do this year for New Year's? Like, what's going on here?
Stugotz
I. I did nothing for New Year's.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
I went to Bob Weir at the Broward Center.
Billy Gill
Little golf.
Stugotz
I played a lot of golf. Yeah?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Yeah. I enjoyed myself.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugotz
How about you? How was your.
Billy Gill
That was fine. Nothing.
Stugotz
Did you make it up till midnight?
Billy Gill
Yeah, I did.
Stugotz
Did you really?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Mikey. Midnight.
Dan Le Batard
Nope. Passed out.
Billy Gill
Really?
Mike Ryan
I saw a great thing for you, Billy.
Stugotz
My guy.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, it was. It was a. I saw it online. These family, they did a fake New year's at, like, 7pm yeah. Because obviously the kids are. The kids are. Yeah, I've done that.
Dan Le Batard
I've done that.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. So the second the kids do Happy New Year at seven, by eight o'clock, they're asleep. And then this parent time, we did.
Billy Gill
That at 9 this year. We did the old balloons in the. The ceiling with a, like, A, like a tarp or whatever. We pulled down, the balloons came. Balloons were laying around on the floor for four days. After they'd slowly pop. There was completely confetti inside. The balloons is a whole mess. Everyone was scared every time a balloon would pop. But it was Fun for about 4 seconds.
Mike Ryan
Big fraudulent New Year. Just like Mike Tomlin.
Billy Gill
Jeez.
Stugotz
Wow. Billy. You can't see it now, but there's going to be a time sooner than you think where those kids are going to not want to spend New Year's with dad. And you're going to be. You cannot wait to get to sleep. By 10 o'clock they'll be out till 5 in the morning. You won't care and they won't care about you.
Billy Gill
I'd probably be worried.
Dan Le Batard
As long as they text you at midnight. As long as they text. Happy New Year, dad. Good. Saw it. Good night.
Stugotz
Okay, just so you know, they're alive.
Billy Gill
All right.
Stugotz
And they still care about you a little bit.
Billy Gill
All right.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Anyway, I, I look forward to that, I guess. I don't know how I'm. No, no, I don't look forward to.
Stugotz
Well, no, you should. There's. There, there are parts of it you should look forward to.
Billy Gill
We, we, by the way, 10 o'clock.
Stugotz
Sleeping part is the part you should look forward to.
Billy Gill
Can we. This is a big football day when we've gotten off track. But I, I. So you got Mike, Mike Fuentes. You, you didn't do the, the episodes with us that we, that we were doing the audio only episodes during the break. But we caught on to what we think may have been a falsehood from Stu Gotts, where every time we were recording. And he will defend himself now, every time we were recording, he was on his way to drop someone off at the airport. But. So we were constantly sending people out. No one was coming back, but we were sending them out again.
Stugotz
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Billy Gill
How many trips did your family go on this week?
Stugotz
This past two weeks I had my two daughters who came home from college at separate times and then one of them came home and then I think about 7 to 10 days later went to Australia. She's studying Australia. Yeah, she's studying abroad. Emma and that. Yes. And that.
Billy Gill
Was she studying?
Stugotz
I have no idea.
Billy Gill
Isn't she studying communications? What is she going to study abroad for?
Stugotz
She's going to Australia.
Billy Gill
Communications in Australia there now.
Stugotz
So we had to get her from, from my South Florida to New York for that trip. And then she flew from New York to la. My wife went with her to New York, not to la. Layover in la, Then she went straight to Australia. And then we had Rachel go back to college. We had a lot of trips to the airport.
Billy Gill
Wait, why did she fly back to New York to go to Australia?
Stugotz
I guess, whatever, you know, she.
Dan Le Batard
The flights.
Stugotz
She's at Syracuse University. And the flights. Yes, the flights out of New York to California. She wanted to go with her, some of her friends who were going, so they all got on the plane together.
Mike Ryan
That's a long plane ride, bro.
Stugotz
Oh, I know.
Mike Ryan
Oh, my God.
Stugotz
Yeah, I know. And it was stressful for us.
Mike Ryan
It's like 23 hours.
Stugotz
Yes.
Billy Gill
You've been on that flight.
Mike Ryan
No, but I remember when I was thinking of going to Japan, they were like, oh, it's 18 hours. And I had stress about. It's. I can only imagine a full 24 hours on a plane.
Billy Gill
She gets there.
Stugotz
Yeah, she got there. She's fine. She's having fun.
Billy Gill
Celebrate New Year's over there. Here. Where do we celebrate New Year's?
Stugotz
She celebrated it over there.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Mike Ryan
So she's living in the future.
Billy Gill
Yeah, exactly. Right.
Stugotz
It was New Year's, a day she was wishing me Happy New Year's. I'm like, it's not New Year's yet.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, exactly.
Dan Le Batard
It's like it's in three days.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Are you gonna go visit her in Australia?
Stugotz
I am going to.
Billy Gill
She's just there for. For a semester.
Stugotz
She's there for five months. Yeah.
Billy Gill
When. When Join me. I don't know. I'm trying to see maybe something lines up. We have any, like, NFL games in Australia this year?
Mike Ryan
Trying to think of what they coming up.
Billy Gill
No, we don't. Not in Australia.
Dan Le Batard
Well, yeah, that's what they're trying to do with.
Billy Gill
Really?
Stugotz
Yeah, but she'll be gone by.
Billy Gill
Dude, I'm trying to give it a Google. Spence, you a trip to Australia, like, that's not. Just write it off right away.
Stugotz
Well, I got news for you. When I'm.
Dan Le Batard
God bless football, mate.
Stugotz
The Australian Open's going on.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Stugotz
I mean, I am the tennis guy here. Metalark Media by now. Are you? I am now.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Sure thing.
Billy Gill
Hey, you sold that car yet?
Stugotz
Yeah, sold it to Carvana.
Billy Gill
Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.
Stugotz
The guy who wanted to pay me.
Billy Gill
In foreign currency, no interest over 36 months.
Stugotz
Yeah, no. Carvana gave me an offer in minutes, picked it up and paid me on the spot. It was so convenient.
Billy Gill
Just like that.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
No hassle?
Stugotz
None.
Billy Gill
That is super convenient. Sell your car to Carvana and swap.
Stugotz
Hassle for convenience.
Billy Gill
Pickup fees may apply. Still got some breaking news this morning that obviously now is much later in the day on the DraftKings network. It's this afternoon, so it's.
Stugotz
Yes.
Billy Gill
Discussed all day long. But in the morning, it was tomorrow in Australia. That's true. It is tomorrow in Australia. Did you see the flight?
Stugotz
Sure.
Dan Le Batard
It's not yesterday?
Stugotz
I don't know.
Mike Ryan
She already. Your daughter already knows who's fired.
Billy Gill
That's true. Oh, my gosh. You know what? We should have booked.
Stugotz
She should be breaking news.
Billy Gill
Hold on a second. Let's. Exactly right. Let's send a zoom link to Stugatz's daughter so she can tell us all of the NFL news since she's a day ahead of us because we're moving here.
Dan Le Batard
Does Shefter just have contacts in Australia and that's how he breaks all the news?
Billy Gill
I imagine he flies there for this time of year. You know what I mean? Like, Shefty's just in Australia now so that he. That's how he gets ahead of everyone else.
Stugotz
So it is 12:30 in the morning in Sydney. You want to send a zoom link to my daughter? It's Tuesday already.
Billy Gill
Yeah. So she knows.
Stugotz
God, I wish.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, because. Because a college college girl's probably asleep at 12:30.
Billy Gill
Yeah, 12:30. She's probably been studying all day. He's exhausted.
Stugotz
Australia, she's definitely not up right now.
Billy Gill
Yeah. So the breaking news out of Australia starting anyway. Doug Peterson has been let go. Really? Or Doug Marone, as I call him.
Stugotz
Yeah, that's a deep cut.
Dan Le Batard
That's a deep cut. For those of you who have been long listeners.
Stugotz
We had. We had Peterson on the show once. Yes. And Billy introduced him as Doug Marone and he was offended and he had every right to be.
Billy Gill
I didn't even. I said coach Marone, which was like I got way too comfortable.
Dan Le Batard
The wrong dog.
Billy Gill
Yeah. I was trying to be respectful and say coach and I just went wrong. But really, I mean, especially in light of the news today out of Australia.
Stugotz
Yes.
Billy Gill
Doug Peterson, Doug Marone. Is there a difference?
Stugotz
Well, at the time there was a difference. But in your defense, now there's not.
Billy Gill
Yeah. I mean, they've joined the same club of.
Stugotz
Yes.
Billy Gill
Former Jackson.
Dan Le Batard
One of them has a Super Bowl.
Stugotz
Yes.
Billy Gill
You know, technically.
Stugotz
Right. Mikey, you were saying during the break that you think Ben Johnson's going to Jacksonville, which would surprise me, by the way.
Dan Le Batard
Listen, according to a lot of reports, it's like the worst kept secret. Ben Johnson is headed to the Jaguars. And now I think we can assume that Mike Vrabel's going to the Patriots.
Stugotz
Right.
Dan Le Batard
That might be why Antonio Pierce might stay with the Raiders. They might know they're not getting frable. They're like, ah, let's just roll this guy out there one more year, save the money.
Billy Gill
Dominoes are dropping stugots.
Stugotz
They are? Yeah. I mean, for the really bad team, they're go.
Billy Gill
They're going up and falling real quick.
Stugotz
Which place would you most want to be at? New Orleans, Jacksonville, Chicago, New York, New England. Because Ben Johnson could pick his job. Well, I guess he can't pick New England because that job's already gotten the frame. What if he.
Billy Gill
What if he called New England, though, and he's like, you know what?
Stugotz
I want that job.
Billy Gill
Yeah, I like Joe Milton.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I like Joe Milton.
Mike Ryan
The future.
Stugotz
I saw that guy.
Dan Le Batard
Did you see that guy do a flip? I want him.
Stugotz
He's so good.
Billy Gill
He's not. He's really not so good.
Stugotz
No idea. He was good yesterday. He looked good. He really did. Billy.
Mike Ryan
I could only go by what I saw.
Billy Gill
So good. Billy.
Stugotz
You look good.
Billy Gill
That's okay.
Mike Ryan
Beat the number two seed Bills.
Billy Gill
You should, you should get him for the Jets. Have Milton be your starter.
Stugotz
He's the guy the jets would classically overpay for and be out of the league in two years. No, not out of the league. They trade him in two years and seven years later he'd be good somewhere else.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, he's a new guy in the Rams after Stafford retires and he excels.
Billy Gill
Who's your. Who's gonna be your quarterback? Like, who's gonna be the washed up, like Jets?
Stugotz
Kirk Cousins.
Dan Le Batard
It's Kirk Cousins.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, it just, it just fits too well.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
For them to. Because they tried to get him a few years ago. He used them as leverage to get more money from Minnesota. It just fits too well. They're gonna go get him and be like, this is who we wanted all along.
Billy Gill
Are you drafting a quarterback?
Stugotz
I mean, we have the seventh pick in the draft.
Billy Gill
Not to play, though. Like draft a quarterback to develop.
Dan Le Batard
No, and it won't be a first round guy unless one of the two big ones fall.
Stugotz
We don't think they'll use seven.
Billy Gill
It's not a good quarter.
Stugotz
It's not a good quarterback class.
Dan Le Batard
It's not right. They're gonna, they're gonna take a Quinn Ewers or somebody like that. Jackson dart, second, third round Quinn Ewers.
Billy Gill
I feel like a year ago's draft Stock was like, sky high is gonna be great. And now it's like, oh, he's not a first rounder.
Dan Le Batard
Did you see the report?
Stugotz
Yes. There's a story after that. Yes, go ahead. Like you tell it, go ahead.
Dan Le Batard
That there's a school, a mystery school.
Stugotz
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
That's offering him big money to take a. A fifth, a graduate year, college. And if he. If I'm him, I'm taking it a second. You can only improve your draft stock and just make more money.
Stugotz
Well, I think it's a ten million dollar deal. No one knows the school, but it's ten million dollars for one year of Quinn Ewers. Allegedly. Right.
Billy Gill
But I said, like, if I'm Texas, I pay for part of that. Get the hell out of town.
Stugotz
But we have quickly arrived.
Dan Le Batard
Well, they don't have to. He. He has to leave Texas.
Stugotz
He has to leave Texas, Right. He has one year at another school if he wants. Right?
Dan Le Batard
Yes. Grad transfer year.
Stugotz
We have quickly arrived at a time where guys are going to have those decisions to make on an annual basis. Do I stay in college and make 10 million or do I go to the NFL and make less?
Billy Gill
Oh, you think Mario's Notre Dame sniffing.
Mike Ryan
Around Mario, Crystal ball is on the move.
Billy Gill
Yeah. For Quinn Ewers. Really? Is Cam Ward going to be the number one pick in the draft?
Stugotz
I don't know.
Dan Le Batard
That's. That's the report that the Titans are one of the few teams that liked Cam Ward more than they like Shador.
Billy Gill
Good for him. I'm happy for him. But man, if the number one pick in the draft down here, you can't make the playoffs. Cheese.
Stugotz
You don't like Cam Ward?
Billy Gill
No. And that's not a Cam Ward criticism at all.
Stugotz
Huh?
Billy Gill
It's Mark Crystal criticism. Yeah, well, guys sucked it up for you. Sunbelt. Three games a year. Get out of right here.
Mike Ryan
Also FIU's best years.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Debatable.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
First bowl win.
Billy Gill
First bowl.
Stugotz
Why are you going in on crystal ball right now?
Billy Gill
This guy.
Stugotz
What do you mean?
Billy Gill
This guy has a season down here, doesn't win a damn game, has another season. He wins one game, Right. Go to like two bowl games and then, boom. Ty Hilton leaves back to three wins a season.
Stugotz
Yeah. Fraud gets Cam Ward, he has a chance to get to the playoffs. He kicks a field goal instead of going with Cam Ward, who's going to be the number one pick of the draft.
Billy Gill
To me, some bad coach, some breaking news. Some are saying he was holding Oregon back.
Stugotz
Wait, are you saying we have breaking News again.
Billy Gill
Australia.
Stugotz
Wow. Let's go to Australia. Sydney down under. Mikey, what do you have?
Dan Le Batard
Joe, I'm sorry, Brian D Ball and Stu. Gods boy, Joe Shane will stay Giants. They are not. Neither guy is being let go.
Billy Gill
There's a, There's a lot of teams coming out and saying, we're very happy with our bad situation. And it's really weird. We had a couple of them yesterday, we're having another one now. We're just like, ah, we're good. And it's like, no, no, no, no, you're not good. Make a change. What are you doing?
Mike Ryan
If you're putting out the statement, hey, we're going to keep these guys. Not a good sign. Yeah, not if you have to be. They have to be reassured.
Billy Gill
The dreaded vote of confidence, 100% us. Or I guess the management saying, this is your last chance. Like, this is it. We're good. We're happy with this direction for one more season and then you're done. Because why else are we putting out so quickly? I don't, I really don't get why the team owners are so eager to go out there and upset their fan base after disappointing seasons. Because that's what it is. It's all the disappointing teams and the owners are just running out to say, you know what, I know that you're frustrated. Stay frustrated because we're doing nothing about this.
Stugotz
We're good.
Billy Gill
Why don't you wait a day? Like, what are we doing?
Mike Ryan
Or just do nothing or just, just say nothing.
Stugotz
Just say nothing?
Mike Ryan
Yeah, just say nothing.
Billy Gill
I guess you want to like, oh, you know what? This is our guy. We want to, you know, have some calm in the building. Have everybody know that, you know, we have a plan here. And it's like, but your plan here is to not fix the problem, right? That's going on here.
Stugotz
Yes. No, I like what you said. The Giants are saying, no, we're good. And you're saying, no, you're 3 and 14.
Billy Gill
Yeah. You're not good. Right. You're not even exploring other options. You're like, you know what? We thought about this. We're good and we're good.
Dan Le Batard
To go deeper into what you said, Billy, you know, when you put out a statement like that, you're essentially saying, you've got one year. Like, you need to fix it. A GM's job is to build for the future. But if I've got one year, yeah, I'll give you all my first round picks to, to save my job for another year. That's how that's how teams get behind the eight ball with trying to keep jobs.
Stugotz
You had that terrible, terrible win a couple of weeks ago with Drew Locke trying to impress the rest of the NFL.
Dan Le Batard
He did, though.
Stugotz
It's a terrible one. It was a terrible one.
Mike Ryan
He's a starter next year.
Stugotz
No, I know he did.
Dan Le Batard
He's a starter.
Stugotz
Jets.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, Drew Locke and Gerard Mayo, the new jets tandem.
Stugotz
If the jets hire Mayo.
Billy Gill
I, I, by the way, I have.
Stugotz
No idea if Mayo's a good coach or not. How could anyone know?
Billy Gill
I hope that later today we get a report saying, you know what? We thought about this. Daniel Jones is our guy.
Dan Le Batard
We're gonna bring it back.
Billy Gill
We're gonna stick with Danny Dimes. He's our guy.
Stugotz
He's on the Vikings. Oh, that's totally forgot about.
Dan Le Batard
We're bringing it back.
Mike Ryan
How was your vacation, Billy?
Billy Gill
Oh, my God, dude, yesterday we did a stream for, like, four hours and then.
Stugotz
Why?
Billy Gill
I. I was anticipating excitement one way or another.
Stugotz
Because you saw it in the NFC south, right? You saw it early in the 1:00 games.
Billy Gill
Yeah. I think we have a second situation there.
Stugotz
Okay.
Billy Gill
Yeah, I totally forgot.
Stugotz
We did it.
Billy Gill
Nathaniel Jones is gone.
Stugotz
Right.
Billy Gill
But maybe he's back. We got to check in with Australia.
Stugotz
Well, and you also forgot when you did that stream that the Chiefs were going to keep Joe Barrow out of the playoffs. I mean.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, I have a hot take.
Stugotz
What do you have?
Mike Ryan
The Bengals defense cost Joe Burrow the mvp.
Stugotz
I'm not certain Joe Burrow is not the mvp.
Billy Gill
I'm. I'm certain Joe Burrow is not the mvp.
Mike Ryan
He. He didn't make the playoffs.
Stugotz
No, he's not going to win it.
Billy Gill
He's not going to win it anyways.
Mike Ryan
But he would have won it. I think if they make the playoffs, he wins it.
Billy Gill
Really? Yeah.
Mike Ryan
He's been great.
Billy Gill
I don't think so.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, he's.
Mike Ryan
He's been amazing.
Dan Le Batard
He has been great.
Billy Gill
He has been good.
Stugotz
No, Billy, he's been great. Yes, but he has, like, historically great.
Billy Gill
Yeah, but to win the mvp, there's been not much matter of him, and it's.
Stugotz
It's the quarterback on one of the best teams in the NFL. You're right, but it.
Billy Gill
No, but, like, it's not gonna. I. It's between two guys, right? Lamar Jackson and Josh. And Josh.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
And.
Stugotz
And maybe Saquon maybe. No, doubtful, though.
Billy Gill
No, he's not going.
Dan Le Batard
No Offensive Player of the year is Saquon or Jamar.
Mike Ryan
Do these sound. These sound like MVP numbers. 4,918 yards, 43 touchdowns, nine interceptions.
Billy Gill
No, I'm not disputing that he didn't have a good night. But what I'm saying is him making the playoffs the last week of the season, the voters minds have already been made up one way or another. It's not just going to be like, well, Joe made it. Hold on, let me change my vote completely. I don't know if he's in the conversation. Maybe, but not to come out of nowhere and just. He wins now the mvp.
Mike Ryan
No, I think the record, the Bengals record hurts him because he's first in yards, first in touchdowns.
Stugotz
If the Bengals made the playoffs, I.
Mike Ryan
Think he wins the mvp.
Stugotz
Right, but if they make the playoffs the way if they're dominant all year and make the playoffs, he's the obvious mvp. What Billy's saying is right. Voters may have made up their minds already and sneaking in final week might not be enough to sway voters.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, if they were the Broncos.
Billy Gill
Not enough voters like that team that.
Dan Le Batard
Was the seven seed the whole time but still needed to win at the end. I think he makes, I think he, I think he wins the NP.
Billy Gill
If the season, if the season was three weeks longer, maybe he'd be the MVP.
Stugotz
The jets would be 4. 0.
Billy Gill
I think they're gonna ride high, go on a three game win streak. Right now jets are high with the Bears.
Stugotz
I didn't want the season.
Billy Gill
Then don't look out for the Jets.
Stugotz
I wanted a new season to start today.
Billy Gill
Getting hot at the right time.
Stugotz
They are.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
They might be the best of all the bad teams. Are they headed into the bad playoffs?
Mike Ryan
Well, I'll take the Panthers on that.
Billy Gill
The bad playoffs.
Stugotz
You like that, don't you?
Billy Gill
I like a bad playoff for the number two pick in the draft. So you have the number one pick in the draft is the worst team and then you have the bad playoffs for the number two pick in the draft. But, but wait, you can win so you can beat.
Stugotz
You can have the first and second.
Billy Gill
Pick of the draft if you win the bad playoffs.
Mike Ryan
Oh, so the Titans are in the bad playoffs. I like that.
Dan Le Batard
Billy, I might like your idea better than mine. I always thought the number one pick should be a bidding warrant, a silent auction. Oh, but you have to pay the player you draft the money that you bid.
Billy Gill
I like the silent auction being non financial. So you're auction, you're giving up assets.
Stugotz
Right.
Billy Gill
So it could be like a player like we will give you whoever though for the number one pick. Or give who or will Give you my timeshare in Boca. You know what I mean? Like, it's just out there and it's whatever Roger wants to kind of get. And if you give up an asset, like you give up a player, that asset or I guess even the thing is up for. Is up for being drafted. So, like, you could draft the timeshare if you wanted to.
Stugotz
You have billionaires having a totally taking the.
Billy Gill
That's.
Stugotz
You know, a billionaires with a timeshare is what he has here.
Billy Gill
It's like an ex wife's time.
Stugotz
Who would be in the bad playoffs? Who would be the favorite in the nfc? The Falcons.
Billy Gill
Do we do nfc?
Dan Le Batard
Seahawks.
Stugotz
Oh, the Seahawks.
Billy Gill
Do we do nfc, AFC for the bad playoffs? Or is it just one big seating of all the bad teams?
Stugotz
Does Dak come back for the bad playoffs?
Billy Gill
Wow.
Stugotz
Whoa.
Dan Le Batard
So they could draft his replacement?
Billy Gill
Yeah. Dak would probably then tank the bad playoffs.
Stugotz
Right?
Billy Gill
I like that.
Stugotz
The bad. I mean, the Bengals would be the overwhelming favorite in the bad playoffs. Right.
Billy Gill
The bad playoffs are the opposite of week a team in terms of incentives because all the incentives are for the players to do badly and lose so that they can't be replaced.
Mike Ryan
You got to give a huge monetary prize, like the team splits $100 million or something.
Stugotz
For the bad players.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, for the bad players. And they want to win.
Stugotz
They get a time.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. Something stupid like that. Yeah, they get a timeshare. They get time at the timeshare. The billionaire timeshare.
Billy Gill
The billionaire's ex wife's timeshare.
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Stugotz
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Billy Gill
You know what?
Dan Le Batard
Not going on Billy's couch.
Billy Gill
I. I haven't sent that invitation. I'm gonna. I'm gonna do that today. I need. I need to reach out to him and let him know that the couch is available. The goalix. Like, are they both coming? They should just do the show from here. I mean, I don't book the studio, but why don't they do their show from here one day?
Stugotz
I don't know. I asked Mike. He said he wasn't sure yet, so.
Billy Gill
Ah. All right.
Stugotz
You never know where the goal is.
Billy Gill
You never know. Just waiting. Waiting out for the. The right. Right offer.
Stugotz
I have a. I have a question.
Dan Le Batard
Feisty. Go.
Stugotz
Feisty, go. Look, I have two questions for you guys. Has Mike McCarthy done enough?
Billy Gill
No.
Stugotz
No. He's gonna get fired today.
Billy Gill
No. But he hasn't done.
Dan Le Batard
No, he doesn't.
Stugotz
That's the.
Dan Le Batard
That's the weird thing. He doesn't even have to get fired. His contract is up. All they have to do is not resign him.
Stugotz
Has he done enough where Jerry Jones will resign him is what I'm asking.
Billy Gill
The. The funny thing.
Dan Le Batard
A low ball him, because that's Jerry.
Billy Gill
The funny thing about Mike McCarthy loves.
Stugotz
A good low ball.
Billy Gill
The answer.
Dan Le Batard
Loves a good contract leverage.
Stugotz
He does a good low ball and a timeshare. Yeah.
Billy Gill
Did you see. Did you see Jerry allegedly, and I'm not 100% sure. Jerry allegedly saved $500,000 by not starting Cooper Rush because Cooper Rush was in line for like a snaps bonus. And because Cooper Rush did not play and Trey Lance played Instead, Jerry saved $500,000.
Dan Le Batard
He said he had no idea about it.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
He's the team's gm, right?
Stugotz
Bull.
Billy Gill
Oh.
Stugotz
That's how you become a billionaire, though, boys.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
It's not what you make, it's what you keep.
Billy Gill
So you asked, has Mike McCarthy done enough?
Stugotz
I had a second question, but that's the first one.
Billy Gill
Yes, I think. And it's. It's the rare situation where the answer is always no.
Stugotz
Right.
Billy Gill
You don't even need to add on to it. Has he done enough to get fired? No. Has he done enough to justify keeping his job? No.
Stugotz
Right.
Billy Gill
He's just never done enough.
Stugotz
Well, he won a Super bowl that one year.
Dan Le Batard
McCarthy did really well with Cooper Rush and Trey Lance as his quarterback. But his quarterback is Dak Prescott, who he was terrible with and who is the franchise.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
But let's keep him around to work with Dak Prescott.
Billy Gill
We got to do. And this will be an off season thing because there's no need to do it during the playoffs. But we got to do it.
Dan Le Batard
We're going to do it right now.
Billy Gill
Worst coaches to win the super bowl because we've already referred to Mike McCarthy as Super Bowl Winning coach and Doug Peterson as Super bowl winning coach. And both of them are kind of like, okay, but they're Mike McCarthy and.
Stugotz
Doug Peterson and Mike Tomlin.
Billy Gill
I, I really. Yeah. What, what has happened tomorrow in Australia that you know about that has changed your thinking so much? Like, how far, how far ahead are you guys? Did you already see the playoff results for the first week? Like, what are we doing?
Stugotz
He lost to the Ravens, got blown out.
Billy Gill
What was your, what was your. If they beat the Ravens, I would not be surprised in the slightest.
Stugotz
If, if the Steelers beat the Ravens. Yes, you would not be surprised.
Billy Gill
I would not.
Stugotz
I'd be shocked.
Dan Le Batard
And Stu Godzill come in here talking about.
Stugotz
I was shocked.
Billy Gill
Not because I think the two teams are on the same plane whatsoever, but that seems like. Yep, that's what happens. That's what happens in the first round.
Stugotz
Of the playoffs and when the Steelers play the Ravens.
Billy Gill
Exactly right.
Stugotz
Mike Tomlin, his own Lamar Jackson head to head in the regular season. So coach, I'll tell you that. Well, listen, if the Steelers win that game, and Billy's right, John Harbaugh should be fired. How about that? Someone's getting fired after that game. You know, I'm gonna fire someone. Whether they get fired or not doesn't matter to me. I'm firing somebody.
Billy Gill
I can tell you what happens if, if that ends up being the result next week. I can tell you right now, Stu, guys, analysis, like I have it. I almost want to write on a piece of paper and just do it. Just save it for a week. But I'm just going to tell you what it is because I'm going to lose a piece of paper.
Stugotz
Do it. Do it.
Mike Ryan
I'll keep it here. I'll keep it here.
Billy Gill
How about. I want to say it. You're just, you're just going to say AFC north football. That's exactly what the analysis is going to be if that's the result. AFC North.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
It's all about street fight. Every time.
Billy Gill
Every time. And that's exactly what I wanted. Yeah, exactly. What was your second? Mike McCarthy.
Dan Le Batard
Two legendary.
Stugotz
It wasn't a follow up on McCarthy. It was. It's a question about Nick Sirianni. If Sirianni loses at home to the Green Bay packers, does he get fired the next day?
Mike Ryan
Maybe.
Stugotz
I mean, maybe it's an insane conversation to be having. This man is the only Eagles coach in Eagles history to make the playoffs. In his first four seasons, he was a play away from beating Andy Reid in the Chiefs in a Super Bowl.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Will he get fired if he loses to the backers?
Mike Ryan
I have a question about that because.
Dan Le Batard
I have a follow up too. So go ahead.
Mike Ryan
If you're Saquon Barkley.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
And you don't win the Super Bowl.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Do you think why the didn't I play in week 18?
Stugotz
Yes.
Mike Ryan
I could have had an all time record.
Billy Gill
You have to win the Super Bowl.
Mike Ryan
You have to, you have to, you.
Billy Gill
Have to win the super bowl.
Mike Ryan
Otherwise it's all a waste.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Stugotz
Right. Yeah.
Billy Gill
It's a big gamble.
Stugotz
It's huge.
Billy Gill
They're probably not going to win the Super Bowl. Just statistically. They're probably not going to win this.
Stugotz
Probably not.
Billy Gill
Because I don't know if you guys know this. Here's stat of the day. Only one team wins a Super bowl every year.
Stugotz
Right. So yes.
Dan Le Batard
There's 14 teams going for it.
Billy Gill
Exactly right. So odds are against them here.
Stugotz
Only one team wins the bad playoffs as well.
Billy Gill
That's true.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Number two pick on the line, whose.
Dan Le Batard
Fan base is harder on their coach? The Eagles with Nick Sirianni or Ohio State? And Ryan Day.
Billy Gill
Oh, oh, he's safe. Ryan Day. Congratulations.
Mike Ryan
Ryan Day is going to win the title and nobody's going to care about.
Stugotz
They both should be safe.
Billy Gill
You're in the driver.
Stugotz
There'll still be some people. Those guys, look at that one guy.
Dan Le Batard
But there's still a very vocal minority screaming to get rid of this coach.
Stugotz
I mean, they blew out the undefeated number one team in the country.
Dan Le Batard
We, I'm, I, I don't disagree. I, I think Ryan Day, as a Michigan fan, I want Ryan Day there forever. But, but there's still people screaming that Ryan Day needs to go because he can't beat Michigan. And Nick Sirianni, like you said, was in the playoffs. He was in the super bowl one play away and they still want him gone.
Billy Gill
Yeah, we, we have three games left in college football playoffs and we're going to get to those in a later episode this week. A little underwhelming so far.
Stugotz
Oh, my God.
Billy Gill
There's still three games to go. So Arizona State, Texas, this old, old format.
Stugotz
The only good game. There's one good game so far, five teams, old format.
Billy Gill
We would still have the entire playoffs ahead of us. So, you know, we can still make up for it. But new format, a little, little underwhelming so far.
Stugotz
Billy, I'm going to tell you something.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
I've been holding this in the entire show.
Billy Gill
Huh?
Stugotz
You brought it up earlier. I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to make the full commitment to it. No, but I'm ready to make the full commitment.
Billy Gill
I don't like commitments.
Stugotz
I think both Nick's is going to beat the bills.
Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – Episode GBF- Monday Hangover: Mystery Cable
Release Date: January 6, 2025
Hosts:
The episode kicks off with a heated discussion about the Miami Dolphins' current state. Billy Gill expresses deep frustration as a Dolphins fan, highlighting the uncertainty surrounding key players and management decisions.
Billy Gill (02:34):
“I'm excited.” (Referring to the possibility of ending the season.)
Dan Le Batard (02:23):
“If the season ended today.”
The conversation delves into Tyreek Hill's contentious status with the team. Billy Gill criticizes the organization's handling of Hill's potential departure, suggesting that Hill is intent on leaving despite contractual obligations.
Billy Gill (02:34):
“He’s decided, you know what? I'm done here. Thank you.”
Stugotz (05:57):
“Are we going to do that today?”
Signature Insights:
A technical glitch introduces a recurring topic: a mysterious cable connected to Stugotz's headphone jack. The hosts speculate on its origin and purpose, revealing their lack of knowledge about its functionality.
Dan Le Batard (08:32):
“There's a situation in the studio.”
Billy Gill (08:28):
“We have a situation in the studio. No one needs to know this, but I'll let you guys in.”
Notable Quote:
Key Points:
The hosts transition to discussing the NFL playoffs, focusing on potential winners and losers based on recent performances.
Notable Quotes:
Stugotz (06:18):
“If you listen to the clip, it sounds like he decides he wants to leave mid-sentence.” (03:59)
Dan Le Batard (07:11):
“When I saw it put out by the Bills that they extended Mike White through next season, like he got a contract extension, I was like, oh, man, we could have used Mike White this year.” (07:22)
Insights:
The conversation shifts to potential playoff contenders, with a consensus emerging around the Tampa Bay Buccaneers as a favored team.
Notable Quotes:
Key Discussions:
A segment focuses on coaching performances and potential firings, particularly targeting coaches like Mike McCarthy and Nick Sirianni.
Notable Quotes:
Insights:
The hosts share personal stories about their New Year's experiences and family travels, adding a personal touch to the episode.
Notable Quotes:
Highlights:
Towards the end, the hosts tease future content, including previews of college football playoffs and potential guest appearances.
Notable Quotes:
Key Points:
In this episode, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Billy Gill, and Mike Ryan deliver a comprehensive and engaging examination of current NFL dynamics, particularly focusing on the Miami Dolphins' struggles, playoff predictions, and coaching evaluations. The mysterious technical issue with the cable adds an element of intrigue, while personal anecdotes about New Year's celebrations provide a relatable and human aspect to the show. Looking ahead, listeners can anticipate continued coverage of college football playoffs and more in-depth sports analysis in upcoming episodes.
Notable Quotes Recap:
Billy Gill (02:34):
“He’s decided, you know what? I'm done here. Thank you.”
Billy Gill (07:11):
“How about that?”
Billy Gill (22:08):
“I'm all in on Tampa. Let's go. Tampa. That's my team for the playoffs. Until they lose.”
Billy Gill (26:11):
“Tomlin's overrated New Year, new you.”
This summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, notable quotes, and the dynamic interplay among the hosts, ensuring that both regular listeners and newcomers can grasp the core content and insights shared.