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Dan Le Batard
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Billy Gill
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Billy Gill
God bless football.
Mikey A
Billy Gill God Bless football Mikey. Eh.
Dan Le Batard
God Bless football Fuentes.
Lucy
God Bless football Stigma.
Billy Gill
The studio is a little bit more crowded today.
Dan Le Batard
Well, it got a little thinner when you lost $185 yesterday.
Billy Gill
Did. Yes. I had to stop at the ATM on my way home. And thank you to everyone who joined us yesterday at Vivo in Miami Dolphin Mall. And thanks to our friends at Smirnoff. We have done. We have traveled the United States of America doing football watch parties courtesy of our friends at Smirnoff Vodka.
Mikey A
You mentioned Smirnoff, by the way. God Bless Football is presented by Smirnoff.
Billy Gill
Really?
Mikey A
Two game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company New York, New York.
Billy Gill
Mikey, Billy started the morning off air, said to me that the. That the Chiefs. He believes the Chiefs are a team of destiny.
Mikey A
They might be. They might be a team of destiny. And I'll tell you why. Mikey, please, before you even react because you seem, you seem to not comment the team of destiny.
Dan Le Batard
Right.
Billy Gill
So the team that's won two consecutive Super Bowls, you're going to explain to Mikey how they're a team of destiny.
Mikey A
They've also won two consecutive weeks. 1917, which is scored. Anyway, the reason I think that the Chiefs might be a team of destiny is because it seems like this is not sustainable. It seems like they cannot keep winning games the way that they're winning games. Right. However, every week they seem to find a new way to just sneak by and win a game. A doink off of an upright to then go through the other upright or through and be a field goal to win the game as time expired.
Dan Le Batard
Incredible that doinks out for every other team is what you're saying.
Billy Gill
Absolutely.
Dan Le Batard
Doinks out.
Mikey A
Absolutely. I saw a thing that certainly for.
Billy Gill
Our team.
Dan Le Batard
We'Re never, we're never in that position.
Billy Gill
No. We were in a position once this year. You remember the doink I do.
Dan Le Batard
Denver.
Billy Gill
Yes. Yeah, yeah. Went straight back out.
Mikey A
Well, so the Chiefs had. I saw, I saw like a fun little graphic on the Internet and it basically reversed everybody's one score games for the season of what the record would be.
Billy Gill
Right.
Mikey A
Chiefs would be 2 and 11. I think if you reverse their. Their one score game record.
Billy Gill
Really?
Mikey A
Yeah. They'd be in last place. It'd be the worst team in the NFL.
Billy Gill
That's amazing.
Mikey A
Or in the afc.
Billy Gill
Right.
Dan Le Batard
You know what? Blow somebody out then come talk to me about team of destiny.
Mikey A
They haven't done it, but they haven't needed to because they're the team of destiny right now, Right? Yeah.
Billy Gill
So you're going to explain that or that's. That's just it.
Mikey A
I explained it already.
Billy Gill
Oh, okay. I missed the explanation.
Dan Le Batard
So, being.
Billy Gill
I was checking, to be honest with you, I was checking out Sean McDermott because that guy should not be the head coach of the Bills. And I was rechecking to make sure he did something I thought he did when watching the game live yesterday, and he did it. He ran on first and goal when you're supposed to throw. And I think Tom Brady called him out for it. Yeah, but Sean McDermott is going to be the reason that Josh Allen doesn't win a Super Bowl. I'm serious.
Mikey A
A weird take this year. They're having such a good year. Yet that would be for you, I think, a good loss for the Bills yesterday.
Billy Gill
No, I. Like what, Like a reset loss.
Mikey A
What's that?
Billy Gill
That's not a good loss.
Mikey A
It was. It was a good loss. It was a great game for Josh Allen. Are you kidding me? I don't think that anyone right now is challenging him for the mvp. It's six total touchdowns, three rushing touchdowns, three passing touchdowns. No player has ever had that before.
Billy Gill
I understand.
Mikey A
You know what that game did for me yesterday, and it's a rare occurrence. That game yesterday had me say in the 4:00 window, I'm not watching the red zone. I'm just watching this one game.
Billy Gill
You stuck with one game.
Mikey A
I just stuck with that.
Billy Gill
Rare. When you do that. Yeah.
Mikey A
And I said I'm red zone. Not for me right now. I don't need the red zone right now.
Billy Gill
What would you need?
Dan Le Batard
Chicago and San Francisco. But I mean, Arizona, Seattle.
Mikey A
Yeah, I was fine. I was fine watching.
Dan Le Batard
They were running away with it early.
Mikey A
Also, I also, I had massive fantasy implications in that game. Fantasy, you ask? Yeah. It's presented also by smear.
Dan Le Batard
Enough.
Billy Gill
No one asked you.
Dan Le Batard
I did ask with my eyes.
Billy Gill
No, you were looking at me.
Mikey A
It is presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly in our listener league. Guys, I had. I told you guys early on after the 1:00 window, I was like, 495th. I said, boy, do I need a 4:00 window push. But I had four guys in the floor. The 4:00 window.
Billy Gill
Did you get the push?
Mikey A
I got up to 59th place, but just out of the money. Josh Allen was my quarterback.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Mikey A
I think nearly 50 points yesterday. It was the rare situation where I had, like, 180 points, which is like good enough to win a lot of weeks. The winner of Our league had 256 points. Yesterday was insane. Insane.
Billy Gill
How'd you do?
Dan Le Batard
I'm looking at my, my, my score now. Awful lot of snowflakes. Awful lot of snowflakes.
Mikey A
Dude, I had five flames yesterday and I still finished 59th. It's crazy.
Dan Le Batard
Day 372 was my finish.
Billy Gill
Those flames can be deceiving. Yeah, they really can.
Mikey A
Well, because the flame is just like it's compared to how they normally do on my team. Yeah, he was on my team.
Dan Le Batard
It was really good. Then all of a sudden, because he's a San Francisco running back, he got hurt and had to leave.
Billy Gill
And then all of a sudden, they all get hurt.
Dan Le Batard
You all just get hurt. He was three of them.
Mikey A
Now. Flame for me yesterday.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Mikey A
Josh Allen, 54 points.
Billy Gill
Wow. I, I finished 299th.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Top 300.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah. How many people participated?
Mikey A
There's over 600 yesterday, I believe. Excellent.
Dan Le Batard
By the way, you said Sean McDermott Reason Josh Allen's not going to win a Super Bowl. That is one more reason that.
Billy Gill
But that is a basic thing. You do not. You do not run the ball when you're trying to preserve your three timeouts. You don't do that. No, it's not. Fine.
Mikey A
Everybody's freaking out about.
Billy Gill
No, but I'll get to you in a second, Mikey. When I say a team needs a loss, the Bills aren't one of those teams. They don't need a loss. They've had a couple of losses. They now have three losses. They need home field advantage. They need to win. They don't have it. It goes through Kansas City now.
Mikey A
What they needed was to play defense yesterday. That's what they needed.
Billy Gill
That's a fair point.
Dan Le Batard
They needed. Not the juggernaut that is the Los Angeles Rams. Well, the other reason.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
Patrick Mahomes.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
That's the other reason that Josh Allen won't win a Super.
Billy Gill
He's destined to win another one.
Dan Le Batard
You know why?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Because he's on the team of destiny.
Billy Gill
He's on a team of destiny.
Dan Le Batard
Billy's. Billy's brought me around.
Mikey A
The Rams are sneaky good. I don't even when healthy. The Rams are sneaky good like they were a 500 team headed into yesterday. And man, that offense, when everybody's healthy, they're good. Crazy.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mikey A
Crazy. And Stafford, when he, like, wants to be one of the best quarterbacks in the league, is one of the best quarterbacks in the League when he wants to be. He doesn't always seem to want to be, though, which is weird.
Billy Gill
Are you saying what he feels like it?
Mikey A
Yeah, when he feels like it. Sean McDermott. It's crazy how you, you think that he's not going to win a Super bowl with Josh Allen. He was almost fired last year. Like very close to being fired last year.
Dan Le Batard
Fired his OC and it worked.
Billy Gill
All their coaches were fired last year.
Mikey A
Well, now he, I mean, with the.
Billy Gill
Exception of him, he's going to be.
Mikey A
There a while, I would think. They're not going to fire him after this year.
Billy Gill
I mean, I feel like the problem.
Dan Le Batard
With Buffalo is that they get to the playoffs and then don't do anything. And if the team of destiny does what the team of destiny does, then he's going to do it again. I mean, Buffalo, if Buffalo has a first round exit in the playoffs and we'll get to if the season ended today and we can find out what that first Mountain matchup will be later on show teasing. You're welcome. I mean, if Buffalo gets ousted in the first round, they could absolutely fire him.
Mikey A
Yeah, I don't think they're going to be out in the first round. I have a new game I want to play a little bit later.
Billy Gill
Do you really? Yeah, a new game.
Mikey A
We have winners and losers. I also have a game that I want to debut today called We Good.
Billy Gill
Huh?
Mikey A
We can get to that whenever you want. Today it's called We Good.
Billy Gill
Just.
Mikey A
And then we have our big board bets later on today as well.
Billy Gill
All right. We do not ignore college football here on God Bless Football. Lucy's going to join us coming up in just a few minutes. Billy, I'm looking at the Rams right now and the Rams are good. Are you thinking the Rams could make the playoffs and make a deep run into the playoffs? Is that what you're thinking?
Mikey A
I mean, I don't know about that. I'm just saying they're not, you know.
Billy Gill
They'Re in the mix. Right?
Mikey A
Not a pushover.
Billy Gill
Right. I mean, they're 7 and 6 mix, but they are. They're in the mix. They're 7 and 6 and they have a chance of being that, you know, that second wild card team in the nfc.
Dan Le Batard
They're also one game back of the division and they do play Seattle, who leads the division in week 18.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
By the way, just pencil that in now. It's probably going to be Sunday night.
Mikey A
Okay.
Billy Gill
Really? I mean, you're flexing it?
Dan Le Batard
I'm flexing it already.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mikey A
I Only have a Sharpie. Can I use a Sharpie or some pencil?
Dan Le Batard
Well, listen, I didn't say sharpie it in.
Billy Gill
That's. That's.
Dan Le Batard
That's like stone.
Billy Gill
So we have Lucy coming up. Billy has a new game. You have. If the season ended today, we have winners and losers to get to. I mean, where do you want to go here, Billy?
Mikey A
You want me to explain to you how we good works? I feel like we good could. We good is important. All right, so this is. This is how it works. Saints played the Giants yesterday. Saints won 14 to 11.
Billy Gill
Yeah, I had a feeling this is how the game worked. I wasn't sure until he did it, though.
Dan Le Batard
You know, I was expecting a little bit.
Mikey A
The gist of it is I don't think we need to talk about the game. We good? 1411 signs. Saints beat the Giants. We good?
Dan Le Batard
One interesting thing.
Billy Gill
No one interesting. There was nothing interesting from that game. We're not good. I'm good.
Stugatz
I'm good with it.
Billy Gill
There's something interesting.
Dan Le Batard
I bet I can give you something interesting.
Mikey A
All right, go ahead. Good luck.
Dan Le Batard
Since the special teams coach took over for the Saints.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Field goals. They're one in six against them.
Billy Gill
What do you mean?
Dan Le Batard
They've kicked six field. They've tried to kick six field goals.
Mikey A
Teams are disaster.
Billy Gill
So this is a new game off of the original game. Interesting or not interesting? And that was not interesting.
Dan Le Batard
That's interesting. No, I don't care.
Billy Gill
Interesting.
Mikey A
Ish. I guess he's being nice. Jaguars 10, Titan 6. We good.
Billy Gill
We good.
Dan Le Batard
We good.
Mikey A
All right. And the only thing about that. Jaguars scored all 10 points in the fourth quarter. Terrible win. We get a ball win for the Jaguars.
Dan Le Batard
Lost the number one seed.
Mikey A
Browns 14. Yeah, we'll get to that later.
Billy Gill
Okay. Yes.
Mikey A
Browns 14, Steelers 27. We good?
Dan Le Batard
I hate to not talk about James in a week.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
We good. Yeah, we good. We good.
Mikey A
That. That wasn't. That wasn't a part. Two to the Brown Steelers we saw two weeks ago.
Dan Le Batard
No.
Billy Gill
Right.
Dan Le Batard
No, I'm good.
Billy Gill
We good.
Mikey A
Jets 26, Dolphins 32.
Billy Gill
We good?
Mikey A
We good? I mean, we did. We did we.
Dan Le Batard
I feel like they talked about that.
Mikey A
Game a little bit yesterday. On it. We good.
Dan Le Batard
You know what? I want to go back to the Steelers.
Billy Gill
All right.
Mikey A
I want to go back to.
Billy Gill
Really?
Mikey A
So far we've only agreed on one.
Billy Gill
I think when we both say we good, we have to move on two out of three.
Dan Le Batard
Can I do the Billy thing where I just throw one little thing?
Mikey A
Well, I'll say this. I didn't vote. I just asked you guys. We good? You said yes, he said no.
Billy Gill
Okay, so what do you say?
Mikey A
Well, I'm not. I'm not the. I'm not.
Billy Gill
But you are in this case, when there's a tie. Tiebreaker, yes.
Mikey A
We'll talk about it.
Billy Gill
Okay. Well, Fuente should be the deciding vote, right? I mean, when we're tied. That's all I'm saying.
Dan Le Batard
I got. I got a good nugget. One good nugget. If you give me it. One good nugget, that's another game I want to hear.
Lucy
Mikey's nugget.
Dan Le Batard
All right, you ready?
Billy Gill
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
Last quarterback for the Cleveland Browns to win in Pittsburgh, Eric Crouch. Tim Couch. Tim Couch. Sorry. Tim Couch.
Billy Gill
Tim Couch.
Dan Le Batard
Tim couch.
Billy Gill
Tim crouch.
Dan Le Batard
2002.
Billy Gill
All right. Tim couch.
Dan Le Batard
2002. Tim couch.
Billy Gill
Not interested.
Dan Le Batard
One.
Billy Gill
So.
Stugatz
So.
Mikey A
Nugget.
Dan Le Batard
That's.
Billy Gill
Oh, come.
Dan Le Batard
Come on. That 2002, the last time a division team won.
Billy Gill
I know, but it was interesting if you said Tim Couch the first time. You're right. Yes.
Dan Le Batard
I'll edit that out.
Billy Gill
Will you.
Dan Le Batard
No, I gotta go. I don't have time for that.
Billy Gill
So we're good on that game?
Dan Le Batard
We're good.
Mikey A
Jets, Dolphins. I asked if we. Good. Here's the thing about the jets and the Dolphins. You finally got the Aaron Rodgers game that you wanted, where he throws for over 300 yards. It didn't matter at all.
Dan Le Batard
The Aaron Rodgers game I wanted is a win. So that's not it.
Mikey A
Well, no. You wanted.
Billy Gill
Not yesterday.
Dan Le Batard
Well, no, not yet.
Billy Gill
That was a masterclass in losing right there.
Mikey A
I was listening to Dominique Foxworth show Driving in today, and they ask an interesting question, and I thought that it was funny. So I will ask you guys and just steal this from them.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mikey A
Has Aaron Rodgers won his last game in the NFL?
Billy Gill
No. No, no.
Mikey A
Because you think he's coming back or you think that you have a win left on the schedule?
Dan Le Batard
No, they're going to win a game because it would make sense for them not to.
Mikey A
I mean, you have jags, jags, feisty. 10 points in the fourth quarter yesterday. Then you have Rams, Bills, Dolphins. Where's your win? It has to be Jaguars. If not, you're not.
Billy Gill
It has to be the Jags. Yeah.
Mikey A
You think he's coming back?
Dan Le Batard
I don't.
Mikey A
Are you guys excited about his Netflix show?
Billy Gill
I'm not, no.
Mikey A
No. It has to be an annoyance to you guys like you.
Billy Gill
I have no interest.
Mikey A
If it was going well.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
Be like, yeah, this is great. It's going horribly so you're like, I do not care what this man's doing. And everything I see on here is going to be another reason I can blame him for. Why we're not doing.
Dan Le Batard
The worst thing that could happen is it makes me like him again.
Mikey A
I don't think that's going to happen.
Billy Gill
That's not. No, I don't think that the only thing that will make you like him again is winning.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, but.
Billy Gill
And that's not happening.
Dan Le Batard
I thought I proved my bonafides yesterday when I proved how much I know this jets team. When I was telling you how the game. Billy was so worried that the Dolphins were going to lose and I just explained to him, no, this is how it's going to go. And it's pretty much how it went.
Billy Gill
Yeah, but winning, winning at this point, winning now would make you angrier at Aaron.
Dan Le Batard
Go macro, go macro with the season. The jets are going to win a game against Buffalo or they're going to win against the Dolphins, a game they have no business winning. And they're going to be like, yeah, look at us. Just like when they could have had Trevor Lawrence and they beat the super bowl bound Rams for no reason. This is what's going to happen. The jets are going to win one more game and it's going to be a game they have no business winning.
Lucy
You're going have week 17.
Mikey A
Week 17 is last week. Dolphins, they're not winning that.
Billy Gill
All right.
Mikey A
Is that we 7.
Billy Gill
The dolphins are playing whatever the last.
Mikey A
Week, it's Jaguars, Rams, Bills, Dolphins.
Lucy
Okay, well, the Bills will be resting by then, so they might be the Bills. Mikey's right.
Dan Le Batard
They could beat the Rams.
Billy Gill
They could.
Dan Le Batard
They could beat the Rams.
Billy Gill
Well, they could beat anyone.
Mikey A
But it's going to happen because there's.
Billy Gill
A chance, Billy, that's why.
Dan Le Batard
Yes, Billy.
Billy Gill
Billy, what do you think about the Dolphins, by the way, to another great game. Dolphins pull out that victory.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
The Colts play the Broncos next week. You need the Colts to win that game desperately.
Mikey A
You do. I disagree.
Billy Gill
Why?
Mikey A
I think you need the Broncos to win.
Billy Gill
But then the Broncos go to nine and five.
Mikey A
The Broncos go to nine and five. But then the Broncos have Chargers, Bengals, Chiefs, which are all losable games. And then the Colts could be locked up. Well, but here's the thing. The Colts schedule moving forward after the Broncos is Titans, Giants, Jaguars, those are all wins. Like you, you need, you need a Colts loss. I think. Because I think that the Colts could then win out after that. And I think the Broncos could use the win and then lose Out. And then, by the way, I see what you're saying. I was looking at scenarios. Chargers are still in play here.
Billy Gill
They are very much. Wait, have you looked at this scenario? What if the Colts and Dolphins both went out?
Mikey A
If the Colts and Dolphins both went out, but the Colts. Well, that's why I want the Colts to lose to the Broncos next week.
Billy Gill
I understand what you're saying, but that would put the Broncos at 10 and 5 and technically you're trying to catch the Broncos. But I understand what you're saying.
Mikey A
If the Colts and Dolphins end with the same it with the same record, the Colts get in because the Colts beat the Dolphins head to head in one of those garbage games. Was injured.
Billy Gill
All right, so it would make sense for you wanting the Colts to lose.
Mikey A
A lot of people think, think that best case scenario is for the Colts to win. I would say that I want the Broncos to win in the scenario. And the Chargers have Buccaneers, which they could lose. Broncos, which they should win. In the scenario where we want the Broncos to lose. Then Patriots and Raiders, they also have kind of an easiest schedule after the next two games.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mikey A
We could have a situation where Multiple teams are 10 and 7.
Billy Gill
Right.
Dan Le Batard
One thing to keep an eye on. The Colts own the tiebreaker over the Dolphins because they won.
Mikey A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's, here's the thing about the Dolphins. While I am excited that they won.
Billy Gill
Yesterday, they could win out.
Mikey A
They could possibly win out. I mean, look, the Texans, if they go to Houston and they win that Texans game, that's like the win that you've been wanting to have.
Billy Gill
Next three are the Niners, the Browns and the Jets.
Mikey A
Yeah, but the Niners are down. It's like.
Billy Gill
No, no, no.
Mikey A
I'm saying still a big win.
Billy Gill
I'm agreeing with you. If they beat Houston in Houston, you. I could see the Dolphins then.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Then winning out.
Mikey A
But however, going to overtime to beat the jets is not good. So the Dolphins are weird because the Dolphins tua has a good game. The offense looks good, but also it take you. It takes you to overtime to beat the Jets. So I don't know. I'm not. I'm not very confident, should they make the playoffs that they're going to make a very deep run.
Billy Gill
All right, are we, Are we done with. We're good or more.
Dan Le Batard
We're good.
Billy Gill
We're good.
Dan Le Batard
We're good.
Billy Gill
I like the game. Yeah, I do.
Mikey A
We're good.
Billy Gill
We're good. All right. Lucy is great. She joins us. College football will break it down. Next.
Mikey A
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Billy Gill
What?
Mikey A
My favorite segment of the week.
Billy Gill
What's that?
Mikey A
Lucy's here.
Billy Gill
Ah, wow.
Mikey A
It's time that we cram all of our college football information into one segment and then we go back to talking about the Rams or whoever.
Billy Gill
At one point over the weekend, Lucy tweeted out, quit yapping. Just tell me the playoff or something like that. Something to that.
Mikey A
Oh, I love that.
Billy Gill
Who were you? Who was yapping? Who was doing all the yapping? Lucy.
Stugatz
All of them react. Nick Saban. Yap, yap, yap. Kirk Herbstreet. Yap, yap, yap. Just tell me what's gonna happen. They love the sound of their own voices. Jesus, just tell me.
Billy Gill
Oh, I love it. All right, we'll get to what actually happened here in a second. But you went to the Big Ten championship game. Did you have a good time?
Stugatz
Are you sure? Okay, I have a take. It's a take that's going to be incredibly unpopular. No one is going to like this take.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugatz
I believe the Big Ten championship game needs the big Ten West. It needs. I don't think the game itself. Yeah. Was probably a lot better than if Iowa were played in it this year. But the vibes like you need a fan base that knows that they're there to see their team get blown out by 45 points and they don't care anyways. The vibes are electric. Like you. It was like a funeral compared to when, like, I've seen Iowa or Wisconsin play there because everyone was just like, we hope we have a chance. We don't want to get too drunk. We don't want to miss it. And Iowa fans are like, we need to get drunk. That's the only way we're going to be able to watch this.
Dan Le Batard
See, I have a take that's not going to be popular with you, Lucy. I think the Big Ten championship game needs to be played outside in the snow. Just the Big Ten. It needs to be played at, like, Lambo.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Stugatz
I actually do like that. I think that helps my case. Yeah, I think that would make. Because, like, the. The game itself was better than any Big Ten championship game we've seen, even though it, like, weirdly didn't feel like that. And by we've seen, I mean in the recent memory, you know, post legends and leaders, I guess. But yeah, like, the. The. The game itself was fine, but the vibes were just, like, very, like, slow there.
Billy Gill
Right?
Stugatz
You could really tell that, like, Penn State did not expect to be there. Oregon did not expect Penn State there. Oregon, like, didn't travel particularly well because why would you fly all the way to Indianapolis, especially when you know that you have two potential playoff trips coming up. It was just like, man, we really need some shitty teams here to just get the vibes up. No, I understand, but the vibes.
Billy Gill
So my guess is the vibes weren't where they probably should have been because both teams knew they were getting into the playoffs regardless. And secondly, I am totally with Lucy here. 45, 37. That is not Big Ten football. No, you need an Iowa in there. You need to be like a 17 to 3 game. I'm with you, Lucy.
Stugatz
When you mean to tell me Penn State had 500 yards of offense in the Big Ten championship game and you think there isn't a problem? There is one.
Dan Le Batard
Last year we bet under half a touchdown for Iowa in both halves and we won, and now they're scoring 70 points, 80 points.
Billy Gill
No, I missed those.
Stugatz
It's pretty impressive to do that, though. It's pretty impressive not to score. To not score anything in that game. You have to try to do that. People forget that.
Mikey A
Lucy. Off the field, the bell of the ball this weekend was Timothy Chalamet. Did you see what Timothy Chalamet did this week? Were you impressed by his football Knowledge, or was this just a situation where an actor was acting?
Stugatz
I did not watch this live. We were at the Big Ten fan fest, which was not that exciting. We probably made the wrong choice.
Mikey A
Sounds fun.
Stugatz
It. Watching it back, I was impressed. I mean, most likely the situation we have here is that someone gave him a lot of research, but also, like, they could have just given the people on college game day that same research, you know?
Billy Gill
Right.
Stugatz
And I believe he's a pretty big sports fan, so I don't. I'm not. I'm not saying he's acting. I'm. Thank you for doing the research, doing what you needed to do for your job, and hell, maybe he really is in the max. And who knows? He's the only one who called that game correctly.
Mikey A
I like the idea. I don't know if you remember, because this is a couple years ago, and it was. It was baseball related when a rod was doing, like, Sunday night baseball, and they were like, yeah, JLo really gets in there and helps a rod prep, and she hands him notes, and she's there, like, at the, you know, the blackboard, writing things down. I like the idea of Kylie and Timothy just every Saturday going over what's going on in college football, just in the event that one day, college game day comes calling to have him be a guest picker.
Dan Le Batard
Have their own playoff committee.
Mikey A
Yeah, exactly.
Dan Le Batard
How can you put them in? Look at their FBI score. Yeah, I got. I like it.
Stugatz
It's Wednesday night. She's trying to go out in Beverly Hills. You have to watch it.
Billy Gill
What was his record like?
Mikey A
I think it ended up being, like, 4 and 3, so it wasn't even that great. He just had, like, a ton of knowledge. Yeah.
Stugatz
He was calling out, like, Billy Napier building the Louisiana program, and, like, the culture there. It was. It was like you could tell somebody. I don't know if it was him or not. Put some time into it.
Billy Gill
Right. So you're saying he just didn't know that off the top of his dome. Is that what you're saying?
Mikey A
Well, and he looked great. He could have.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mikey A
It's not discouraged.
Stugatz
I don't want to say he didn't.
Billy Gill
I think he ponied up $400,000 for, you know, McAfee does that field goal challenge.
Mikey A
Yeah, That's.
Billy Gill
It bothers you. Why does it bother? No, you made a face. Why does it bother you?
Mikey A
Well, no, I mean, he.
Dan Le Batard
He was in Dune.
Billy Gill
It was up to $1.2 million.
Mikey A
I know, but they. But they. But they missed.
Billy Gill
Right? I know. And they were happy he missed.
Mikey A
I sometimes wonder about that. I sometimes wonder about. I think last week, like, dude, perfect was there. And they're like, yeah, if you make it, we have to. Blah, blah, blah. And he's like, yeah, I don't want to donate money to charity. And they're like, whoa, what are you saying.
Billy Gill
Lucy? Or Goosey? Was McAfee happy that he missed that kick?
Stugatz
I will say, Lucy, probably he's given out a lot of money this year. It felt like last year, nobody was hitting those kicks, so it was the special thing. And then this year, everybody hit them.
Mikey A
Well, the thing is, everybody's getting a second chance this year, right? And that's really where they're.
Dan Le Batard
I don't like doing it, getting their distance.
Mikey A
Well, the thing is, is that they've also figured it out, right? So, like, if you're smart almost, it's. And it's a risk, right? But if you're capable of kicking a field goal, you miss the first one because you know the second one's going to be worth twice as much money, right? And then if you nail that one.
Billy Gill
You might as well miss the first one.
Mikey A
You might as well. But sometimes you don't get that second opportunity. Lucy, I don't know if you know this. You definitely don't know this. Actually, yesterday we had a watch along here down at Vivo in Dolphin Mall for the jets and the Dolphins. And we were so Inspired by Pat McAfee and the Money that he gave away that we had a contest. And the reason I gave away $185 that weren't stuck out to his pocket.
Billy Gill
You didn't give away, man.
Mikey A
I. It was a guessing game. And I said to the person, you could win his autograph book, and they got it wrong. And I said, okay, McAfee gave. Almost gave away a million dollars. This is what we're gonna do. We're gonna do double or nothing here. If you win, you get two books or you get nothing. And then we kind of altered it a little bit. It's like, okay, you get one book and whatever's in two guys's pocket. Now, I didn't ask for his permission to do that, and it ended up being $187. But they let him keep his lucky $2 bill.
Stugatz
Oh, okay. But no. So they won, and they got what Stu Gods was. What was in his.
Billy Gill
They got 187 that I did not want to give away. Billy gave away on my behalf. And they got a book as well.
Mikey A
No, they said they didn't want the book. So yeah, they said they didn't want.
Dan Le Batard
And they said keep your book.
Billy Gill
She did say that. She felt so bad about that. She came back with 20 of my dollars asking for the book.
Dan Le Batard
Did you tell her it was 2250 or something with tax?
Billy Gill
I told her it was 187.
Mikey A
We've, we've gotten off track because we now know who is in the college football playoffs.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mikey A
The bracket is out. The rankings are out.
Billy Gill
Yep.
Mikey A
Winners and losers. Lucy, should Alabama be justifiably mad because they seem to be kind of babies about the situation. They lost three games. What are they doing?
Stugatz
No, Alabama does not get any like I think something that stuck with me yesterday and Nick Saban said this and then Greg Byrne, Alabama's ad came out and said this and they were like, you know, this whole situation, it's going to make us a lot. It's. We don't know if we're going to schedule tough non conference games anymore which like all right, sure get the argument. Alabama didn't lose in the non conference.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Stugatz
Mercer, three weeks ago getting like beating the literal Wisconsin didn't seem to matter when Oklahoma destroyed your season. You know, when you lost 24 to 3 to a terrible Oklahoma team. The Alabama reaction just feels very much of like this is the first time someone's told the rich kid no and you're just like what do you mean? Like we, we, we, we played Wisconsin in the off season. The whole thing is ridiculous. Don't lose, don't lose to Vanderbilt, don't lose to Oklahoma, lose to Georgia. Okay, that's fine. But you didn't do that. Like it's just album. The whole reaction is just very. Just like hey man, you lost to Oklahoma at Oklahoma. Let's just say you didn't lose to Vanderbilt. That's still pretty much a disqualifying loss. That's how bad that loss is. The whole thing, they're just being annoying. I think SMU the way they lost in the ACC championship game with hey, you're losing by like three touchdowns. You come back, you lose to a 56 yard game winning field goal. You win 11 and one throughout the season. I understand you didn't play anybody tough but it wasn't. I just the entire reaction is just very Alabama in the sense that they're just not used to this and now they're playing in the Relia Quest Bowl.
Billy Gill
Lucy or Goosey? Billy, thank you for leading me here. South Carolina has a bigger gripe than Alabama.
Stugatz
I would say Lucy, especially With Clemson winning the acc. So now South Carolina. And I know Alabama also does have a win over Georgia, but South Carolina has been playing very good football lately. They've been playing much better football than Alabama has been playing. I still think that the way things played out, I look at the bracket and I know. I think what people kind of misunderstand about the College Football Playoff, which I hate to ever give that selection committee any sort of like praise or grace or whatever, it's not the. It's, you know, they do say it's the 12 best teams, but that's obviously not the case because you have, you know, conference championship champions getting automatic bid and whatnot. It's the 12 most deserving teams. And South Carolina did have a bunch of early losses in the season. And sometimes the sec, that doesn't play into the way you want it. They do deserve to be there more than Alabama, especially with the way that South Carolina finished the season. I don't know if you could say there's a team in the country playing better right now than they are, but it's tough. Don't get blown out to Ole Miss. It's. It's easy to look back and just say, like, they don't lose like that.
Billy Gill
Right. They beat Clemson, though. I mean, they beat Clemson.
Stugatz
They beat Clemson at Clemson in a rivalry game, which makes it tougher. Yes. But, you know, I think that the selection committee watched that ACC championship game and was like, this sucks.
Billy Gill
Right?
Stugatz
We did not want to have to deal with this. This is not a problem. But I think that if. I think that if SMU had won, Alabama would have been in the field and not South Carolina because Alabama does have a head to head win over South Carolina. I do think if Alabama and South Carolina played right now that I would feel pretty comfortable with South Carolina winning that game.
Billy Gill
Guys, this is a big one. Lucy or Goosey. Bill Belichick is going to be the next coach at the University of North Carolina.
Stugatz
I think I'm going to say Lucy because I just keep getting. I keep. No, I know, I know.
Dan Le Batard
I'm not saying I get it right.
Stugatz
I'm just.
Billy Gill
There's never been. There's never been a response like this ever in the history of the show.
Stugatz
I've been getting so many text messages. I woke up with like three text messages of tweets being like, I'm hearing something will be set in 48 hours. I'm saying this because the last coach that UNC hired was an old washed guy who probably shouldn't have been Hired. It kind of feels like history.
Dan Le Batard
Everybody's got a type a little bit.
Stugatz
I know that's their type. I don't. I'm not saying that this is a good call. I'm not saying that I would approve of this hire. I'm just saying I think they'll do it.
Mikey A
Wait, you think it would be a bad hire for them?
Stugatz
A bad hire?
Mikey A
Yeah.
Stugatz
Yeah. I just. I don't really see, like, I. I see in some senses how it would work because college football is a lot more like the NFL right now than it has been in previous years. I can't imagine him recruiting and being cool about it. Sitting down with a parent and trying to act interested. That doesn't seem like something he'll do.
Billy Gill
I think he's gonna take it.
Mikey A
Do you think? Let me ask you something, because we talked about this yesterday on the show, and Stu Gotz was telling us that one of the reasons why it does make sense and one of the things that has Bill Belichick leaning towards taking this job is his potential involvement in the lacrosse program. Have your sources told you anything about that?
Stugatz
No, they have not. But I do know that unc. Great non revenue sports school. Great Olympic sports school. So that would make sense, I guess. I didn't know he was into lacrosse.
Billy Gill
He's into lacrosse. His daughter coaches lacrosse. Dave Petrovala, the. One of the coaches for the North Carolina men's lacrosse team, is one of his best friends. It's weird, but look, they're using lacrosse to try to recruit Bill Belichick, which is insane.
Stugatz
It's. Look, though, like, what? I just have a hard time imagining Bill Belichick willingly spending his time with, like, 19 year olds.
Mikey A
Well, I mean, I know the joke.
Billy Gill
You'Re about to make.
Stugatz
I know the joke you're about to make, but I believe she's 26.
Dan Le Batard
Everybody's got a type. Lucy.
Billy Gill
Lucy or Goosey. If you're the committee, you cannot rank Clemson 16th and have them make the playoff.
Stugatz
Goosey. Because that's just the way the system.
Billy Gill
I know, but I hate the system. Okay? Like, I don't like it.
Stugatz
No, they. No, the system is bad and flawed, and I think you're gonna see that. I think if anyone has, like, a really big complaint, weird enough, I think it's Oregon. You go the entire year undefeated. You're the only team to have done that. And it feels like they have one of the more difficult stretches in the playoff than most. Like, you're what they get the winner of. Ohio State, Tennessee. Like, that Feels kind of like you're just. You got a little bit unlucky there. I think the whole system will be reworked because, like, I do like the idea that there was a bid stealer. I think that's kind of the point of, like, a playoff system and whatnot. But, like, yeah, Clemson probably didn't deserve to be there, but you won your conference championship game. That's just the way the rules work.
Mikey A
I like the idea of if you go undefeated, and obviously this is very specific to this year, but if you're the only team that goes undefeated, you choose your path. So there's not even, like. Not even receding. You just get to choose who you want every round.
Billy Gill
I like that.
Dan Le Batard
I'm gonna take it a step further. I think we need to throw out the whole structure part of it. And you do. Reseeding. The number one seed gets to pick. And you know what? When you're in a situation like this, you get to pick a few teams to go. You guys can play for the last spot. Like Alabama, South Carolina. You guys go play and you get in now.
Mikey A
I mean, if I were having the people that were, like, playing for the last spot, I would pick, like, Middle Tennessee and, like, Mercer. Like, you guys are playing for the last spot, and then we get the winner that round.
Billy Gill
Right.
Stugatz
I can't believe Florida State made the playoffs.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Great. But, Lucy, you seem intrigued by Oregon. Like, allowing Oregon the ability to see all the games play out. And then they get to pick who their next opponent.
Dan Le Batard
Which one would they pick?
Mikey A
Let's not be rude. Let's not be ridiculous. Okay? Let's not. Let's not be silly.
Billy Gill
We would never do that here.
Mikey A
Let's not be ridiculous. They get one pick for the entire bracket, so they get to choose when they choose their opponent. You know what I mean? So they don't necessarily need to do it their first game. They could maybe hold it to the second game if they're comfortable with how the bracket is playing out for them.
Stugatz
But, like, so. But they could just pick who they play in the national championship, then.
Mikey A
Well, no, they can't, because you already have the.
Billy Gill
You're forced to play the winner.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Before the semifinals. Right.
Stugatz
And it has to be someone in the field already. Yeah, I would just be like. I would just like Purdue. Let's go.
Billy Gill
No, no, no. But, no. Let's say hypothetically.
Dan Le Batard
Right.
Billy Gill
Hypothetically, Clemson wins, Tennessee wins, Penn State wins, and Indiana wins. They get to choose their next opponent.
Mikey A
Yeah, exactly right.
Billy Gill
They would choose Indiana.
Mikey A
Or they could go, you Know the following round where it's the semis and they get to choose who they play in the semis to make it to the national championship.
Billy Gill
Lucy's intrigued.
Mikey A
You get one, one pick per bracket. Only if you're the Clemson. Only if you're the only undefeated team around.
Billy Gill
If Clemson wins, you would pick Clemson, of course.
Stugatz
Yeah, I would pick Clemson.
Billy Gill
Right.
Stugatz
But Dan Lanning's a hardo. He'd be like, give me the best.
Billy Gill
Right? Give me the best. Arizona State is an easy path.
Mikey A
Do you think, Lucy, do you think Oregon's going to be able to do it?
Stugatz
I don't feel as confident after watching that Penn State game. No one's made that Penn State offense look that good in long time. I think there's some pretty big red flag issues with Oregon that they need to address, but I think it's very possible. I think why I was so disappointed in the Penn State game was just the way they were run over. I think what I was so intrigued by was every single time that Penn State got within striking distance where it felt like we had like a ball game.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugatz
Oregon was immediately like, enough of that. We're done. Touchdown. 45 seconds. Like they have a way of just like really just killing someone's momentum and vibe. But I think things are wide open. I think it hurts Oregon's case a little that they haven't lost. I think that's good for a team to have under their belt. I don't feel as confident. You know, you're in a bracket with Georgia. You're in a bracket with a very feisty. Could ruin your season. Arizona State team, Texas is there. Ohio State is there. Like, I don't feel confident in anybody right now, which is why I really like this playoff. Not this system specifically, but this will be a fun year.
Billy Gill
Lucy or Goosey. Championship weekend has been ruined because of the College Football Playoff.
Stugatz
No, Goosey. I think. I think in some ways it has. I think it did have an impact on the Big Ten championship. It didn't mean as much as it once did. I also think that's because they had fans that aren't good at drinking there. No offense to Penn State and Oregon. I think that if you look at the Arizona State, Iowa State games, the playoff only made that more fun, more intense. Although that game ended up being kind.
Billy Gill
Of a. I guess it's a game in the games in which both teams knew they were getting in regardless of.
Stugatz
The outcome, which were. There were only two games for that. There were Texas and Georgia and. And that didn't ruin that game by any means. Like, no one really opted out both of the games. That every game in the, in the Power 4, with the exception of the Big 12, was competitive this weekend. Clemson AC or Clemson SS SMU. That ended up coming down to, you know, a game winning field goal. I don't think it ruined conference championship games. I think it ruins the fan experience of conference championship games. Because if I'm a fan of a team that's making the playoff, why am I going to spend money to go to Indianapolis, something that I could have done in previous years when I know, okay, there's a good chance my team's playing in the Fiesta bowl and I'd rather go see them in a second round playoff game or go to their, you know, hosting game or whatnot. I think the fan experience is actually what suffers the most. Not necessarily the game, because you will. You still are playing for something. You're playing for a buy. Sure, you're playing. If you're not playing for a buy, you're. You might be losing your conference championship game, but you certainly want to have a good showing so you can convince the committee you deserve to host the first round. I just think the fan experience is actually what suffers the most.
Billy Gill
We will preview the first round with you next week, but final one here. Lucy or Goosey? Nick Saban loves that in his first year not being the Alabama head coach, that Alabama did not make the playoffs.
Stugatz
I'm gonna say Goosey because every time on the broadcast he talked about Alabama not making it. He said we all right.
Billy Gill
He has to, though.
Stugatz
I think it hurt him.
Billy Gill
You think it hurt him?
Stugatz
Don't. Look, he. He might be back. He might be like, look, that Oklahoma loss, that was too much even for me.
Mikey A
I was gonna say you. Do you think, like, he feels like he let the Crimson Tide down? He's like, you know, if I would have been there, this wouldn't have happened. Not on my way.
Stugatz
Maybe a little. Well, he's still technically like an advisor or something, so it's not like he's like out of the. The picture for Bama, I think. Yeah. Look, I don't know who could have saved them from the, the, you know, 4 and 6 at the time. Oklahoma Sooners or something.
Billy Gill
Oh, I promise you, Nick thinks he's the guy that could have saved them. Yes. Yeah. All right, Lucy, we appreciate it. We will talk to you next week. Exciting. The playoffs are here. Thank you, Lucy. We'll, we'll. We'll preview the games next week.
Mikey A
Lucy going to Army Navy or are.
Billy Gill
You going to find that's our Super Bowl, Lucy.
Stugatz
Yeah, we are not going to Army Navy. Unfortunately we had a lot of fun.
Dan Le Batard
Last year, but then hanging out with the goal too much troops did not.
Stugatz
Want anything to do with me. He said we fight for our your freedom and our freedom to say no to talking to you on camera. Respect.
Billy Gill
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Mikey A
Let's get right into it. Stugots.
Billy Gill
Oh, really?
Mikey A
We have a lot to get to. We have winners and losers. We have if the season ends today. Next segment, we have Billy's big board bets brought to you by.
Dan Le Batard
Are you nervous two and one yesterday on the live show?
Mikey A
Yeah, so I two one yesterday. Here's the thing about two and one that I've learned. You go two and one every single week.
Billy Gill
You hall of fame, you win money.
Dan Le Batard
Hall of fame.
Mikey A
You're eating. Because that's how I've kind of. I think I've had two weeks this season that were one and two. I've had no O and threes. I've had a couple three and O's. But two and one pays the bills where you live. That's how you get to 38 and 17 on the season. Yes, two and ones over and over and over again. So I'll take it it wasn't granted the two.
Billy Gill
Of course you'll take it. You had a winning week.
Mikey A
The 2 and 1 is not how I expected it to come.
Dan Le Batard
Yesterday.
Mikey A
I thought John Smith over four.
Billy Gill
You thought Johnny Smith was the lock of the day Yesterday.
Mikey A
I really. That was the first one that I picked out on my three. The first one that I. That I was feeling confident about was Johnny Smith and they didn't throw to him until overtime, which is crazy, but whatever. Don't need to get to that.
Billy Gill
Should we get to winners and losers?
Dan Le Batard
Let's get to it.
Mikey A
You want to do winners and losers right now? Presented by Spirit off the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. Yeah. You want to?
Billy Gill
I do.
Mikey A
Of course.
Billy Gill
I'm waiting for. This is groggy this morning. Quiet. He's groggy.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Mikey A
Yeah. Long weekends.
Billy Gill
Yep.
Mikey A
Sunday shows will do that. All right, I have two losers and one winner.
Billy Gill
Are you going loser or winner first?
Mikey A
I think I'm gona start out with.
Billy Gill
A loser this week, so you're going loser.
Mikey A
Okay, I'm gonna start out with a loser right now.
Billy Gill
All right.
Mikey A
It's rude to just say this person's a loser. This loser comes from a game that we featured earlier in. We good?
Billy Gill
Oh, yeah.
Mikey A
Loser. Steelers running back Cordero Patterson. Why? Tell me his stats yesterday. Four carries for three yards, one reception for negative. Two yards and a fumble lost. That was Cordero Patterson's game yesterday.
Dan Le Batard
Arthur Smith will still use him in every situation.
Billy Gill
No doubt. Favorite player. Yep. The loser.
Mikey A
Just because I thought it was a funny stat line.
Billy Gill
That's awesome.
Mikey A
We'll just keep moving along. You want my next loser?
Dan Le Batard
Yes.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mikey A
All right. This is a game we haven't really discussed yet in winter. And losers. Falcons, Vikings, Falcons 21 and Vikings 42.
Billy Gill
You have a loser from this game?
Mikey A
Sam Darnold.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mikey A
I mean, he might be a quarterback.
Billy Gill
Listen.
Dan Le Batard
You're calling him the losers.
Mikey A
No, no.
Billy Gill
Spoiler alert. Sam Darnold's my winner.
Mikey A
Oh, all right. Wow. Rare game.
Dan Le Batard
My winner is also from this game.
Mikey A
Sorry. Okay, who's your winner?
Dan Le Batard
Michael Penix.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Dan Le Batard
Michael Penix. Kirk Cousins keeps playing. Michael Penck. Stock up.
Mikey A
Incredible segue. Because my loser, Kirk Cousin, he failed at his revenge game where nothing seemed to go right. The fans were seen with T shirts that said, quote, we'll never forget you, Kurt K U R T not his name.
Dan Le Batard
Fantastic job, by the way.
Mikey A
He was booed while taking the field. He had two interceptions and he lost.
Billy Gill
Ah, poor Kurt Cousins.
Mikey A
They'll never forget Kirk Cousins over there in Minnesota. Loser. Kirk Cousins.
Dan Le Batard
Fantastic job.
Billy Gill
We'll never forget you.
Mikey A
I honestly don't even think that it was on purpose.
Billy Gill
We didn't remember you. Yeah.
Mikey A
Never forget Kirk Cousins.
Billy Gill
You have a winner or a loser? Mikey? Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Quick winner. City of Miami. Thank you for the hospitality. Wonderful. Thank you for that.
Billy Gill
Yeah. What is happening?
Dan Le Batard
Just trying to convince somebody to move.
Billy Gill
My winner was. Oh, I like that. No state tax. My winner was Sam Darnold. My losers are everyone who watched Saints and Giants and everyone who watched Jags and Titans.
Mikey A
Yeah, we good.
Billy Gill
Two of the worst games in the history of the NFL.
Mikey A
We were good with that.
Billy Gill
We good.
Mikey A
You, you want a winner here for. Do you have a winner or a loser you want to throw in here?
Lucy
I was going to get on Mike McDaniel for not using Johnny Smith enough, mainly because it hurt my bets. But they won the game, so I.
Billy Gill
Guess he had the game winning touchdown.
Lucy
I know, but you probably don't get.
Dan Le Batard
Three catches all in overtime on the last drop.
Lucy
How about you use them during the game? You probably don't need overtime.
Mikey A
Yeah, it's possible. Not a single target before overtime. Because even that weird, like. No, look, pitch wasn't intended for him, so it wasn't even counted as a target.
Lucy
He'd only been averaging like 25 receptions over the last three games.
Billy Gill
He was due for a stinker.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, so was Mike Mc.
Lucy
He won the game.
Mikey A
Three receptions, like 44 yards. Game winning touchdown. Stinker was McDaniels.
Billy Gill
This is what gambling does to people, man. You won the game, dude.
Lucy
The offense had been cooking with John, who involved the first the three weeks before this. All of a sudden they don't use them. Now you're struggling against the 3 and 9 Jets at home.
Mikey A
But here's the thing. By not using him, I think that they were expecting them to be using him. Tyreek is over 100 yards again because they're just game planning now for Johnny Smith, which is crazy.
Billy Gill
They scored 32 points.
Mikey A
I took him to overtime.
Billy Gill
You're acting like they had a bad day. Overtime, 39 give the offense on a good day.
Mikey A
All right, all right. So get back.
Lucy
He had 15 points like in the third quarter, by the way.
Mikey A
Back on track here. Winner.
Billy Gill
Yes. Oh, winner. Wow.
Mikey A
The Raiders with their loss, they hold the number one pick in the NFL draft right now.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
While they're tied with the Giants for the worst record according to Tankathon. Right now they own the tiebreaker due to strength of schedule. Now let's play a quick game. Of looking ahead. Looking ahead, the Raiders face the Falcons, Jaguar, Saints and Chargers, while the Giants face the Ravens, Falcons, Colts and Eagles. Things are starting to look good, I think, for the Raiders. Yeah. That game against the Jaguars in a couple weeks, gonna be a big one.
Billy Gill
They're gonna take both Sanders. They are.
Dan Le Batard
I could see it happening.
Billy Gill
No, that's happening.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, it is happening.
Billy Gill
You hear the reports of Deion Sanders was at an event in Las Vegas, Pulled Antonio Pierce aside to take both my boys.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, well, he meant him.
Mikey A
May not be.
Billy Gill
Yes, he didn't mean my boys.
Lucy
Take my boys so that I can. Then I can take your job.
Billy Gill
And my boy needs his other boy there for protection.
Mikey A
May not be up to Antonio Pierce. Raiders have lost nine straight games.
Billy Gill
I think Pierce. Well, it might be up to Dion.
Mikey A
Imagine Dion.
Dan Le Batard
I'll make you the linebackers coach.
Mikey A
Dion gets a head coaching job, and he's like, you know what? Cam Ward gonna take him over.
Billy Gill
Shador. Be great, son.
Mikey A
Yeah, son. Love you. Nice run.
Dan Le Batard
We had two seconds.
Mikey A
Not here.
Billy Gill
I like Gam better.
Dan Le Batard
As somebody who watches the NFL draft. If the Raiders do hire Dion and they have the number one pick, can we just start at the second pick? Like we know how it's going to. Like, can we just. Can we just skip all the formality of the Raiders are on the block? Like, it. Just go.
Mikey A
I will. I will tell you this. Why are you whispering? Because this is definitely something that I shouldn't say. So we had. We had a Three Smirnoff watch parties.
Dan Le Batard
Yes.
Mikey A
Our next one's supposed to be for the NFL draft. NFL draft is in Green Bay this year.
Billy Gill
That's right.
Mikey A
I heard some rumors we may be shifting. Instead of going to Green Bay, going to the city with the number one pick could be in Las Vegas.
Billy Gill
Friends and Dead and company playing at the sphere.
Mikey A
All right, never mind. I want to go back.
Lucy
Just announced the residency.
Mikey A
Back to Green Bay. Back to Green Bay, folks.
Billy Gill
If the season ended today and Billy's big board bats up next.
Mikey A
Next.
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Billy Gill
All right, wrapping it up here on a Monday, we have Billy's big board bets. We have if the season ended today and I think we should do this. Billy, you're on fire with your pastor grape. I think you should do the big board bets. Do one and then we'll go to Mikey A on if the season ended today. Then we'll go back to you on another big board bet. You get what I'm saying? We've been in and out.
Mikey A
You're saying I do one of Billy's big board bets. Brought to you by the comedy series Bookie from Chuck Lorre and Nick Buckay, starring Sebastian Maniscalco. Season one is now streaming on Max. Season two debuts December 12th. That's what you're saying. I do one of those picks and then Mikey gives us a situation.
Billy Gill
You do one of those picks, you clear off the board, you write down your second pick. Mikey kills that time by doing if the season today. How about that, huh?
Mikey A
All right, here we go. I'll just give you the first one then real quick. Ready?
Billy Gill
All right.
Mikey A
Rico. Dot over 66.5 rushing yards last week, 112 the week before. 86. Bengals defense rank ranks 23rd in the league right now against the rush. Seems like this may be an Easy1. Hopefully 66 and a half rushing yards. All right.
Billy Gill
Thank you. Wow. I like that.
Dan Le Batard
I'm going to skip the AFC because we have a time crunch. So I'm just going to go right to the NFC if the season ended today.
Billy Gill
Right.
Dan Le Batard
Commanders at the Eagles, round one.
Billy Gill
Wow, that is a great game.
Dan Le Batard
Good game.
Billy Gill
Division game. Rivals right down the street from each other.
Dan Le Batard
Yep.
Billy Gill
That is a big time game. I take the Eagles to win that game.
Dan Le Batard
Close one.
Billy Gill
Close one.
Lucy
I like it. It's a good game. But I kind of don't like when it's like division rivals in the first round. Like I've already seen this game twice, you know, like.
Billy Gill
Right?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. But then you got to have the tie break. No, no, you're right.
Lucy
You're right. Well, unless, you know.
Billy Gill
Unless one team already won twice. Yes. We don't know. I have no idea. Prove it.
Dan Le Batard
Win it three times.
Billy Gill
It could be A rubber match. It could not be. I'm with what does on that.
Mikey A
All right, ready for the second one?
Billy Gill
I want to see if it's a rubber match, but yes, I'm ready for the second one.
Mikey A
Hold on now. I want to know if it's a rubber match. It's a rubber.
Billy Gill
It's big. I'm gonna find out.
Mikey A
All right, while you look that up, I'll give you the second one. Brandon Aubrey, over one and a half field goals made. He only has two games this entire season where he hasn't done this.
Billy Gill
All right, it's not a rubber match because they've only played once.
Dan Le Batard
That's what I was gonna say.
Billy Gill
Right. So they play again in two weeks. The Eagles. The Eagles lost. The. The Eagles won the first game. So Washington needs to win, and then I'll be okay with that as an opening round matchup because I love a good rubber match anyway, if the season.
Dan Le Batard
Ended today, the Green Bay packers are traveling to the Seattle Seahawks.
Billy Gill
Oh, wow.
Dan Le Batard
It's a good game.
Billy Gill
It is a good game.
Lucy
It's also Thursday night this week, I think.
Dan Le Batard
Or no, that's 49.
Lucy
Sunday or Monday? It's this week, though. I know it's this week.
Billy Gill
Those two teams play each other.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Lucy
It's either Monday or Sunday. It's a prime time game.
Billy Gill
So you're telling each game. Yeah. So you're telling me. If the season ended today, we're getting.
Dan Le Batard
A revenge game and a rubber match.
Billy Gill
But Green Bay would be traveling to Seattle for an opening round playoff game.
Dan Le Batard
I'm telling you, I have the Packers. Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
You want the last one?
Dan Le Batard
I do, yeah.
Mikey A
Billy's Big Bar Bets, brought to you by the comedy series of Bookie from Chuck Lorre and Nick Bakay starring Sebastian Maniscalco. Season one is streaming now on Max. Season two debuts December 12th. The final pick, Joe Burrow, over one and a half passing touchdowns. He's done it four weeks in a row now, nine times this year already.
Dan Le Batard
All right, what else are they playing for but Joe Burrow. Touchdown pass.
Mikey A
Well, here's the thing is I didn't want to go very heavy on the Cowboys because at first I had three Cowboys picks, and I was like, I don't know who's gonna win this game. If it's gonna be the Cowboys, it's gonna be the Bengals, because Joe Burrow has just been today Simpsons Fun day, Right? On Monday Night Football, you'll watch that broadcast. You can watch it on, I believe, Disney plus ESPN plus, all of those streaming services. I'm gonna check it out. Last year I was excited. I did The Toy Story 1. Toy Story 1 got off to a bit of a rough start.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. Little lag.
Mikey A
Yeah. But the Simpsons one winner, by the way. Mina Kimes having a moment. She's going to be on the Simpsons broadcast. She was Simpsonized, I believe. I think they'd made a Simpsons character of her. She also has been reportedly the target of the Netflix game that they're going to have on Christmas. They want her to do that game, so that would be exciting for her.
Billy Gill
More games for Mina.
Mikey A
Yeah, yeah, more games for Mina.
Billy Gill
She's excellent.
Mikey A
Share the wealth, Mina, though, you know what I mean? Pass some of these games around.
Dan Le Batard
As we're wrapping up, can I give you the last if the season ended?
Billy Gill
You mean share the wealth.
Lucy
Billy has been doing Florida.
Billy Gill
No, I understand that.
Mikey A
I paid my dues.
Billy Gill
But he's proposing that Mina call the bosses at ESPN and say, hey, give Billy a shot.
Mikey A
No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that.
Dan Le Batard
Just spread it.
Billy Gill
I would like you to have that shit.
Mikey A
As long as I know Eagle, we're fine. Which it probably will be if we're going to be honest. I bet. You know, Eagle is going to be on one of those Netflix, I guarantee. No, I guarantee.
Lucy
Look, can you make it a big board bet?
Billy Gill
Yeah, there you go.
Lucy
Right now, no Eagle over half a game on Netflix.
Mikey A
Yeah, exactly. Right. There you go. Noah Eagle.
Billy Gill
It's a lock of the year.
Mikey A
Netflix. It's gonna happen. It's just always a Noah Eagle around.
Dan Le Batard
I can't seem to find it on DraftKings.
Mikey A
Noah Eagle doing a Netflix game. It's on there. This is a bonus bet brought to you by Bookie. You know it's gonna happen.
Billy Gill
It's him or Collinsworth.
Mikey A
Which one?
Billy Gill
Jack.
Mikey A
That. That I'm gonna go with no over Jack. Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
If the season ended today. Vikings at Bucks.
Billy Gill
Oh, what a game. Fields.
Mikey A
Jordan Addison is good.
Billy Gill
Both very good.
Mikey A
Both of them. Great game. Good.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, not for the team.
Mikey A
Two really good targets there.
Billy Gill
Well, Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison.
Mikey A
Yes.
Billy Gill
Yep, they're good.
Lucy
You forget they have TJ Hawkinson too.
Billy Gill
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Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – Episode GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?
Release Date: December 9, 2024
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Overview
In the episode titled "GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?", hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, alongside co-hosts Billy Gill and Mikey A, delve deep into the latest happenings in the NFL and college football. From dissecting the Kansas City Chiefs' unprecedented success to unraveling the complexities of the College Football Playoff system, the team offers a blend of insightful analysis, spirited debates, and engaging interactive segments. Additionally, special guest Lucy joins the discussion, providing expert perspectives on college football dynamics.
NFL Analysis: Chiefs’ Destiny and Bills’ Struggles
One of the primary discussions centers around the Kansas City Chiefs, who have clinched two consecutive Super Bowls. Billy Gill posits, “[03:15]...I believe the Chiefs are a team of destiny,” sparking a debate about the sustainability of their winning streak. Mikey A counters, highlighting the Chiefs’ reliance on last-minute field goals and doinks: “[04:08] …every week they seem to find a new way to just sneak by and win a game.” Dan Le Batard emphasizes the unpredictability, stating, “[04:11] ...doinks out for every other team.”
The conversation shifts to the Buffalo Bills and their head coach Sean McDermott. Billy criticizes McDermott’s strategic decisions, anticipating that McDermott’s coaching style will hinder quarterback Josh Allen’s chances of securing another Super Bowl: “[05:20]…Sean McDermott is going to be the reason that Josh Allen doesn't win a Super Bowl.” Mikey A defends Allen's performance, noting his record-breaking touchdowns: “[05:32]…six total touchdowns, three rushing touchdowns, three passing touchdowns. No player has ever had that before.”
Fantasy Football Insights
Mikey A shares his experiences and challenges in his fantasy football league, highlighting a particularly tumultuous week where he narrowly missed out on winning: “[06:41]...I had four guys in the floor. The 4:00 window.” Despite substantial gains from players like Josh Allen, Mikey finishes 59th out of over 600 participants, underlining the competitive nature of fantasy leagues: “[07:45]...Enough.”
Rams and Raiders: Playoff Prospects and Coaching Changes
The hosts discuss the Los Angeles Rams’ potential in the playoffs and the Oakland Raiders' ongoing struggles. Mikey A praises the Rams’ "sneaky good" defense, while Billy Gill speculates on coaching dynamics within the Raiders: “[08:52]...how you think that he's not going to win a Super Bowl with Josh Allen.” The conversation extends to the possible hiring of Dion Sanders as the Raiders' head coach, blending humor with strategic analysis: “[48:27] Imagine Dion.”
Interactive Segment: We Good Game
Introduced by Mikey A, the "We Good" game assesses the outcomes of recent NFL games to determine if the results are satisfactory. For instance, when discussing the Saints vs. Giants game, Mikey prompts, “We good?” prompting responses from all hosts. This segment provides a lighter, more interactive break from the in-depth analyses, allowing listeners to engage with the hosts’ opinions on game outcomes.
College Football Playoff Breakdown
Special guest Lucy joins the discussion to dissect the intricacies of the College Football Playoff (CFP). She critiques the fan engagement and the selection committee's decisions, particularly focusing on the Big Ten Championship Game: “[28:02]...the selection committee any sort of like praise or grace.” Lucy argues that South Carolina's inclusion over Alabama highlights flaws in the CFP system, emphasizing the need for more deserving team selections: “[30:50]...South Carolina does have a bunch of early losses in the season.”
Stugotz adds his perspective on the fan experience, suggesting that the CFP has diminished the traditional allure of conference championships: “[38:03]...the fan experience is actually what suffers the most.” The hosts debate potential reforms to the CFP, including reseeding and allowing teams more flexibility in playoff matchups, showcasing their forward-thinking approach to college football’s evolving landscape.
Big Board Bets and If the Season Ended Today
As the episode progresses, the hosts engage in "Big Board Bets," where they make predictions based on the hypothetical scenario of the season ending immediately. Dan Le Batard and Billy Gill offer their selections for playoff matchups, while Mikey A shares his betting strategies and recent successes in his fantasy league. Notable predictions include Dan backing the Green Bay Packers against the Seattle Seahawks and Billy favoring the Philadelphia Eagles in a divisional rivalry game.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
Conclusion
"GBF- Monday Hangover: You Good?" offers a comprehensive exploration of current NFL dynamics, fantasy football intricacies, and the evolving landscape of college football playoffs. With a balance of analytical depth and interactive segments, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Billy Gill, Mikey A, and Lucy provide listeners with a multifaceted view of the sports world, ensuring both casual fans and avid enthusiasts find valuable insights and engaging discussions.
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