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Billy Gill
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Stugotz
God bless football. Billy Gill God bless football.
Billy Gill
Mikey, eh?
Mike Golic
God bless football.
Stugotz
Stugots thank you Mikey. A one game left. The biggest of games.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Super Bowl 59. Billy we are headed to New Orleans next week.
Billy Gill
We are? I thought You're. I thought you were talking about the Pro bowl games this weekend. We're not going to preview any of those. How. Can I ask you a question? And this is something we should very much know as a football podcast. One of the biggest in America, nominated for the sports podcast awards every year for best football podcast. Stiff competition this year. Anywho, here's my question, because we should know this. How the hell do the Pro bowl games work? Like, is there an actual game this week or. No, because, like, they've changed it so many times in a different city. Sometimes here, sometimes there. I have no idea if they're playing a football game this weekend. They are. Everybody's gathered together. I know there used to be a drone drop and. And the likes of that, and I think they got rid of that. But there's like, best cats, like, probably should have looked this up before we just started talking about it. But there's a big one this weekend, I think so. I'm not 100%.
Stugotz
I think it's a. A series of skills competitions. Like, I don't.
Billy Gill
I think that there's a flag football component, Isn't it?
Mikey
A flag football game?
Stugotz
Yeah, but that's not football.
Billy Gill
I mean, it's not.
Mikey
No, but there's a tug of war. There's a quarterback contest that has a trivia component to it.
Billy Gill
Trivia? Wait, what trivia?
Mikey
Yeah.
Billy Gill
So hold on a second.
Mikey
I think a quarter.
Billy Gill
So we've gone too far.
Stugotz
Yes.
Mikey
The quarterback has 30 seconds to throw at targets, but gets 10 seconds added if one of his teammates. Now actual teammates. So, like, C.J. stroud and Nico Collins are doing it. I know that. For the afc.
Billy Gill
This sounds like field.
Mikey
Nico Collins gets something right in the trivia. He gets 10 more seconds.
Billy Gill
This is. Hold on a second. Hold on a second. This is very much Thursday night, the local pub.
Stugotz
I mean, what are we doing?
Billy Gill
No, Fuend has told me, and he's exactly right. This sounds like field day at school is what this is exactly. Like, they have to pay a little bit extra. Then they wear matching shirts. They don't have to wear a uniform. Like, what's going on here? This is ridiculous.
Mikey
In my field day, it was red versus blue, and purple always won.
Billy Gill
Why are we doing that? I don't like that at all. Purple always won. Red versus blue, there's no winners. What was even the point of. I mean, I guess you could argue what's the point of the Pro Bowl? Because this is.
Stugotz
Well, yes. I mean, this seems J.J. watt got all upset saying, hey, when you're a fifth alternate, like, we have jumped the short on Pro bowl and I'm like.
Mikey
Fifth alternate Russell Wilson going, well, Russell.
Billy Gill
Wilson is playing like, no, he's not.
Mikey
Come on, guys.
Billy Gill
Playing what?
Stugotz
That's who he was railing against. That's who JJ Was railing against. Yeah.
Billy Gill
Hold on a second.
Mikey
Josh Allen is not going to the Pro Bowl. And by the time they got down to the alternate, I believe Russell Wilson is going.
Billy Gill
I, I saw somewhere, I think that it was Pat McAfee was saying it, that if you are a Pro bowl alternate, so you are selected now because everybody's backed out or whatever, and you, you make it to the Pro bowl as an alternate, you don't get contractual Pro bowl bonuses. Like, you need to be like, on the first batch of Pro bowl selections to earn Pro bowl money. If not, and you have like in your contract making a Pro bowl as a bonus if you're added as an alternate after 600 people have said, no, you don't get that in your contract. Which seems crazy to me.
Stugotz
It does. It seems like a terrible job by the agent.
Billy Gill
Well, I mean, I guess also like, by the end, every single person in the NFL has made the Pro bowl because so many people back out every year. But that was pre trivia. I have, I have some sad news for you guys.
Stugotz
Sad news?
Billy Gill
Yes, sad news as we're something sadder.
Stugotz
Than the football season ending or.
Billy Gill
Well, yeah. So turns out last night, Thursday night was the skills showdown for the Pro bowl. So we missed that. But good news is Sunday, Pro bowl games, championship. So three to six, you can watch that on ESPN network, family of networks. Espn, abc, Disney xd, all of those, they're gonna have all of that stuff.
Stugotz
So let's be honest, before they install trivia into the proceedings, it never really was a football game. They were never playing a football game. Pro bowl weekend, Billy. Yeah, it was two hand touch.
Billy Gill
I mean, I'm not hearing about it. There was players. There was players.
Mikey
Sean Taylor.
Billy Gill
Yeah, Sean Taylor was knocking punters out, right? Yeah. John Taylor made sure to play every Pro bowl that he could.
Stugotz
But it's been a long time. John Taylor's been with us. God rest his soul, may he rest in peace. But like, since then, listen, give me someone else. You name one name.
Billy Gill
Can I, can I say what I think the downfall of the Pro bowl was? And hey, super bowl is coming up. We'll get to that a little bit later. Can I say what I think the downfall of this, the Pro bowl was? And I don't know why this happened. And I think that it also leads to why so many people back out. Maybe not. When we moved the Pro bowl out of Hawaii, it just felt different, you know what I mean? Like, every year was Hawaii. It was like, you know what? I'm gonna go, I'm gonna bring all my family and hangers on and I'm gonna spend, you know, my entire annual salary and getting all of my friends and family to go see me participate in the Pro Bowl.
Stugotz
And then why was incentive enough for these guys to want to go?
Billy Gill
Well, then they started making it cute. And it's like, let's go to Orlando. Let's go to Las Vegas. Let's go to. Let's go to Disney. Exactly. Wherever. And it's like, guys, no one wants to. Respectfully. Respectfully. To the great city of Orlando. No one wants to go to Orlando for the Pro Bowl. Yeah, you're gonna go to Central Florida. When before the option was Hawaii, like Honolulu or Kissimmee, Florida. Like, come on, what do we think.
Stugotz
Is gonna build up to Orlando? You don't build down to Orlando.
Billy Gill
Once Hawaii's there, you can't scale back to Orlando. You know what I mean?
Stugotz
You've reached Hawaii.
Billy Gill
There's no turning back. There's no turning back. And that's really, if you ask me one uneducated person on the circumstances here, that's what killed the Pro Bowl.
Mikey
How many jobs did the NFL save in their budget by downgrading from Hawaii to Orlando? Like, you don't have to buy round trip airfare or nothing for any of that stuff. Now guess what, guys? Everybody's going to keep their job, but you're not going to Hawaii. You're going to Orlando.
Billy Gill
You know what? I wonder if the players union played a role in this, because so many players were like, guys, we gotta get out of Hawaii. Like, I cannot say no to my mother in law and my cousins and everyone else. And like, one selection to the Pro bowl is costing me $400,000 by the time my entire family makes it there. And I just, I cannot afford to go to the Pro bowl anymore. I'm throwing games, I'm not playing well. I don't want to be selected because if I'm selected, I can't tell them, no, we're not going to Hawaii. I can't not accept it. I have to accept it. I can get an Airbnb in Orlando. One of those houses with eight bedrooms. It has like the Disney princess theme, the arcade and a garage, the pool table, all of that Stuff. There's a Harry Potter room with bunk beds for all the kids. Like I can pull that. If we get that, we can move to Orlando. I can fit 15 people in one house for, you know, a week. That's fine. Or I can very much. Again, cons. I can convince them we don't need to go to celebration Florida for a week. You know what I mean? Like we can go somewhere else. Let's go to, you know, Atlantis in the Bahamas. Still cheaper than going to Hawaii with 600, you know what I mean?
Stugotz
It's too nice. Too many people are going to want to go. I think you're right. Do I think they got together and they said let's pick a city where no one wants to go.
Billy Gill
Well, not that no one wants to go, but like wants to go. Let's pick, let's pick a city where we can very easily convince people maybe we, maybe we take this year off. Maybe it's not the biggest deal in the world.
Stugotz
We're not going to go to Orlando, but we're also not going to Hawaii. And you take your family somewhere in between.
Billy Gill
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You can skip it and then you just go on a family vacation. But then it's also like, well, you know, we don't take our cousins on a family vacation. Like we don't take our aunts and uncles on a family vacation. That's not necessary. We don't need to do all of that. Right. So then, then that's how you, you also. I, I'm pretty sure the players union was involved. I don't, I don't know this, but I'm pretty sure players union was involved.
Mikey
I love that. The foundation of your argument is that a bunch of NFL pro bowlers are afraid to tell their mothers in laws.
Billy Gill
No, of course everyone is. Everyone is afraid to you. You be the guy.
Mikey
Disagree with you.
Billy Gill
Come on.
Mikey
Disagree with you.
Stugotz
Wait, Mikey.
Mikey
That's the foundation of your.
Stugotz
Mikey, it's the ramifications of telling exactly right. No, come on, I get it.
Mikey
I totally understand it. Like I picture like scary dude from. From the Hawaii. James Harrison being like, no, I, I can't tell my.
Billy Gill
Exactly right. I'll pay 400000 and not have this conversation because it's going to take.
Mikey
She does need to sit first.
Billy Gill
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Stugotz
Anyway, when you tell your family Orlando, it's not that big Of a deal.
Billy Gill
Yeah, yeah. And then. And then also you could say, like, hey, like, we could go to Orlando for the week and go to Disney. It's gonna be busy, though, and we don't want to go at busy time. Why don't we just go to, like, let's go to Mexico together. You know what I mean? And then that's how you go somewhere.
Stugotz
Let's go to Costa Rica.
Billy Gill
You go somewhere else. Like, let's go to Maldives. You go somewhere else just as, like, your family, like five people. And then everyone's like, well, you know what? They opted not to go to the Pro Bowl. Like, I get it. It was a long year. James is probably beat up. James doesn't want to go and play ring toss or whatever it is that's going on this year. By the way, Stugats Mikey. Also presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company in New York. New York. This has been described by many people who are attending as the walking super bowl because of the proximity that everything.
Stugotz
Is excited about that.
Billy Gill
I was, too, until this morning. What happened when I fell off of a curb taking my daughter to school and sprained my ankle terribly. And you can't see it, but I'm sitting here with it all wrapped up, and I saw it, and I'm.
Stugotz
I want. Can you put it on the table?
Billy Gill
Well, I can just show you. I can show you what I'm working with right now, which is this situation is going on right now.
Mikey
Guys, guys. I'm the third alternate for you. If you need someone else to fill.
Billy Gill
In, well, you're not getting your super bowl bonus. I hate to tell you, the way contracts work.
Stugotz
Yeah. What do you mean you fell off a curb? What happens.
Billy Gill
I mean, as you get older, you don't actually get injuries from doing real things. You just misstep off a curb. You step in a hole, whatever, and then. And this one. This one, I felt. I felt it. Like, I felt. I don't want to say a tear or a pop, but I felt something went. This isn't like, you know, oops, something touched the ground.
Mikey
That doesn't touch.
Billy Gill
No, I felt a clear. When it happened. And I. So I. I went. I dropped my daughter off at school. I went and dropped the other daughter off at school. I got home and I was like, I'm wrapping this thing as hard as I can. I gotta keep moving. As soon as I stop moving, this is done. So then I went. I didn't have an ankle brace. So I went, I got a green Ace bandage wrapped around as hard as you could. I then stopped by, got an ice pack, just slid that in there, drove into work. As soon as I parked and I was walking across the street, oh, boy, I felt it. And I know as the day goes on, I'm gonna feel it because I still haven't taken like an anti inflammatory or anything. So this sucker is swelling and this ice back is hot now.
Stugotz
It's gonna be a fun week, like stress fracture. Are you thinking Achilles is a grade two ankle sprain? Like, what are you thinking here?
Billy Gill
I don't.
Mikey
Questionable for New Orleans.
Billy Gill
No, New Orleans is happening. I'm. Listen, this probably ends with me in urgent care just to get like the meds that I need. But like, I'm going come hell or high water. And maybe I'll be wearing Crocs all week because shoes won't fit. But we're doing this thing right for Mikey.
Stugotz
Mikey has to carry you now from station.
Mikey
I'd rather stay home. Stay home.
Mike Golic
Thank you.
Mikey
I'm good. If this was. If this was a regular season game, Billy might be questionable. Yeah, Super Bowl. You play through real ones.
Billy Gill
Play through it. Yeah, I'm gonna play through it this episode, too, when I get to Golic here or.
Stugotz
You know what, Billy? I call this week getting back to basics.
Billy Gill
Oh, btb.
Stugotz
Yeah, it's the week before we go down to. Or go up in our case to New Orleans. It's a great city for a Super Bowl, I've been told. I've never. I've never covered one there. But I'll be interested to get Golic's thoughts because, you know, Golick loves food. That means he loves New Orleans because New Orleans is known for its food. While colic is there pushing diabetes medication, which is fantastic. This is what I love super bowl for, because Mike Golick is there shoving stuff into his mouth, and then he's on radio row promoting diabetes and how to prevent it. Anyway, so Mike Golic is going to join us next. Got you. I want to tell you a story. I'm serious here. My wife and my two daughters, they begged me to buy a peloton. So I bought a peloton. And then I watched that peloton sit in my office and stare at me. So you know what I did one day? I looked at it, and so I decided to get off my ass, and I jumped on the peloton because no one else was using it. And I paid for it. I mean, so why not? Then I realized eventually that they bought it for me and I got to tell you, way more challenging than I could have ever imagined. Peloton coaches are walking the walk. I love the coaches. I do the Grateful Dead one. It's fantastic. They have a sub three hour marathon runner, military trained athlete, a former college basketball player and so many other well rounded coaches on their team. All this experience really shows in their classes which are never short of challenging, especially for me. So I jumped on it that first time. It was challenging, more challenging than I thought. And then I wanted to beat the bike and so I kept jumping on it and I absolutely love it. I mean I'm the only one who uses it, but again they got it for me. I mean I had no idea. That's a little passive aggressive that you think. Find your push, find your power. With peloton@1peloton.com stugazia from my friends over at Miller Lite. From fireside conversations to football Sundays, winter means more moments with the coolest people in your life. Make these moments even better with Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer for people who love beer. A new year is a perfect time for friends, family and a great tasting light beer tastes like Miller Time. You know we were discussing the baseball hall of Fame this past week and let me tell you something. Ichiro not a first ballot guy. Cece sabathia not a first ballot guy. Ichiro 70 some odd percent of his hits are singles. How about you sprinkle in a double. You know who is a first ballot hall of Fame beer though? Miller Lite. Miller Lite is brewed for taste. It hits different than other light beers. The original light beer since 1975 and still the best one. Miller Lite great taste. 96 calories. Go to millerlight.com gbf to find delivery options near you or you can pick up some Miller Lite. Pretty much anywhere they sell beer tastes like Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Co. Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces. Then you go back to your hotel. Are you going to go to the game? No, back to your room. Watch the game. Get the out of them on the.
Mike Golic
I'll be watching the room the game with our with room service in my hotel room. Mike and I have to do the show Monday in New Orleans and then we fly home.
Billy Gill
All right.
Stugotz
No one with access to the game will be closer to the game without actually going to the game. Meaning you're so close and you're not going to go to the game. But you can get into the game. I mean. Yeah, yeah.
Mike Golic
I will not. No, no, no, no, no. I will. I will be in my hotel room either with my son Mike or alone with room service.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Mike Golic
And enjoying the commercials. Enjoying the game. Enjoying laying down and watching the game.
Stugotz
After a long week.
Mike Golic
Yes, exactly.
Stugotz
Products.
Mike Golic
Yeah. Pitching products, Going to different events, doing the show every day, all week. Yeah, it's a, as you well know, it's a, it's a long week again, I'm not complaining now. Get to go cover the Super Bowl. But yeah, it's a long week.
Stugotz
Mikey, could you sleep so close to the super bowl, with access to the super bowl and not go to the Super Bowl?
Mikey
I could. My only problem with what he said was the room service. Like, Mike, New Orleans is a food town. Like, let's not, let's not just do room service.
Mike Golic
I will be there. I will be there seven days previous to the Super Bowl. I will get my fill of New Orleans food.
Stugotz
Okay?
Mike Golic
I will get my fill every single day, multiple times a day of New Orleans food. By the time Sunday rolls around, I'll be like the person at the end of a 10 day cruise who has gained 20 pounds and is trying to get back to some normaly.
Stugotz
Right? Yep. We've all been there. That's why he's great. I mean he makes things very relatable. We've all been at the end of a 10 day cruise and we feel like hell.
Mike Golic
Oh my God.
Stugotz
Yeah. The worst. Where does New Orleans rank for you in terms of food cities? It has to be up there, right?
Mike Golic
Oh, it's, it, it's as far as food, as far as hosting a big event, it's right at number one. Because again, when, when the media or we all descend on an event, it's not about the event. You know this Stu. It's about how does it affect us? Yeah, how does it affect our week? Do we have to get in a car? Can we walk? How convenient is where we have to go? And New Orleans is all walkable. You don't have to get. I mean I'm, I'm staying in a hotel that's connected to the convention center. So every day I just walk down a hallway, Radio row, do the show and I'm about a 15, 20 minute walk to the quarter to go get all the food that I want to the events that I'm going to go to. It is so convenient. That's why it's atop the list. And the food is out of this world.
Stugotz
All right, so it's my first time covering a Super bowl in New Orleans. What you're telling us is it's not Las Vegas.
Mike Golic
Oh, it is now, listen, Vegas, you can walk. Vegas, I was fine with. Because I walked to a lot.
Billy Gill
Especially.
Mike Golic
You could walk to the game.
Stugotz
Right.
Mike Golic
Which is fantastic. That, yes, that's one of the great things. And, you know, there's a lot, a lot to do in Vegas. Obviously, it's different in New Orleans. The food is second to none. You could find so many variations of food. And with the French Quarter, you can go to an established place like Brennan's where everybody's going to try and go to. Or for me, man, I like little holes in the wall, little dive places where you can just sit and have a beer or two and have some nice gumbo or something, you know, and. And call it a day. You know, I'm past the point of staying out late. I used to do that when I first went to Super Bowls. I go out and meet guys I played with her against and go to the different parties and wake up and do the show. Man, I'm so past that. I'll go out for an early dinner unless I have an event I have to go to and I'll be in bed.
Mikey
I love Mike. I'm sick of dancing around this thing. Let's just. Let's just go right to it. I need. I need a Mount Rushmore of food cities in America for you. And I want you to take out the event part of it doesn't matter.
Stugotz
Right? Just. Just the places Mike Golick likes to go to eat.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugotz
I imagine Philadelphia might be up in America. Gotta be honest. Yeah.
Mike Golic
Billy's up there. New Orleans is certainly up there. The Carolinas with the barbecue is up there. New York, Vegas, anywhere in the Midwest. Midwest with a good steak. Right. I'm a big steak and potatoes guy. Good steak. I have to be somewhere where there's, like, water to get, like, seafood. I'm not going to be in the Midwest and, you know, order, you know, fish, even though I'm sure there are places that fly it in. And it's really good. So I'm more by region of food, barbecue food, steak and potatoes and seafood type of a deal.
Stugotz
So Kansas City might be up there for you.
Mike Golic
Kansas City is definitely. That was. It's. When I played it, it was. It's the best smelling stadium there is. And when I played there, when we used to leave and go to our buses, there used to be people that would give us barbecue, you know, which was phenomenal. I mean, you got to get on the bus with barbecue. So it was. That's an awesome stadium. Yeah.
Billy Gill
What's the worst stadium, Mike?
Mike Golic
What's that?
Billy Gill
The worst smelling stadium? Yeah.
Stugotz
Philadelphia.
Mike Golic
I don't know about smelling, but the worst to get into and out of is a Buffalo is tough to get in and out of. And obviously the weather can be awful as well. So that, that's, that's probably a place that I'm not. Not all that, you know, hyped up to going. Even though it's a great team to go watch play, it's just. It's tough to get in and out of.
Stugotz
Mike, where are you on Chiefs fatigue? Are you one of those guys? It's like, hey, I'm tired of watching this great team continue to win over and over and over again. Or are you a guy who appreciates the greatness when you see the greatness?
Mike Golic
No, I appreciate the greatness because in this day and age of football, where a team can turn over so quickly, they've kept their core together and they filled in spots every year and they continue to win. So I'm one of those that appreciates greatness. I get it when people say they want something different than Michael Jordan winning a title, than Tiger woods winning a tournament, than Golden State winning an NBA championship. I get people getting fatigue and a wanting their team there instead of that person or that team that's winning it. But I certainly appreciate the greatness. And I don't think. And he gets talked about a lot, but I don't think Andy Reid gets talked about enough. We talk about Mahomes, he's a Hall of Famer already. Travis Kelsey a Hall of Famer, what the Chiefs are doing. But Andy Reid, not Bill Belichick. Andy Reid is going to end up the all time winning winning of playoff games. He's only a couple away from Belichick. He's going to blow by him in that. And I think he's at 301 and Shula's at 347. That's four years of 12 win team game years, which I think he can do. So I think it's Andy Reid that's going to hold all the victory records as far as head coaches are concerned. I don't know if he'll equal Belichick in Super Bowls, but I think he'll pass him in postseason wins and pass Don Shula and wins. Andy Reid is going to go down already. Should go down as one of the great coaches of all time.
Stugotz
You know, it's Interesting, because M. Mike, Yay and I were talking right before you came on with us. We were saying if Nick Sirianni wins this game, he might be considered the greatest Eagles coach in Eagles history. Do you agree?
Mike Golic
Wow, that, that's a, that's a. I mean, listen, you have to go by results, right?
Stugotz
Yes.
Mike Golic
And I mean that, that would be, that would be pretty, that would be a pretty good stamp on his resume. I don't know if anybody will ever consider him that, but he can, he can hold up the sheet that said, look what I've done. I mean, he'll add on his side.
Mikey
But if he loses, he's fired, right?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mike Golic
I mean, is it unreal? I mean, how many games into the season, this year we were talking about his longevity being an Eagles coach. And even the last game when Jalen hurt says, you know, Nick finally took the straight jacket off me. And Nick says, oh, he was just joking around. No, he wasn't. No, he wasn't joking around.
Stugotz
Nope.
Mike Golic
I mean, this is a team. But, but listen, Jalen not happy with the passing game. Listen, listen to what Pat Mahomes said after they won the super bowl back to back. He said he wasn't satisfied with the way the offense played. Right. That the defense was, was playing better and he wanted that offense to get back to the powerful offense. I get it. From a quarterback standpoint, you want to be a high flying offense, but this is an Eagle offense that's built around the offensive line in Saquon Barkley.
Stugotz
Yep, it is. It's a great offensive line, Mike. It's such a fascinating game. From this standpoint, I think you would take, you would take the Eagles offensive line, defensive line, linebackers, probably secondary. You would take everything Philadelphia except the coach and the quarterback.
Mike Golic
Yeah, yeah. And listen, like, I picked Buffalo against Kansas City. I'm going to pick Philadelphia against Kansas City. I think Philly is overall the better team, save for, like you said, the coach, which the play calls that Andy Reid pulls out the roll right to get a first down on the last drive. And then that, that third and seven where he had motion trips to the left so he could tell, so he could. Pat Mahomes could tell it was man coverage. Then all three receivers ran, ran crossing routes and Samaj P. Ryan ran out to the left and the man covering him just got caught up in a six person wash and P. Ryan was wide open to catch the ball and run for the first down. That's just incredible by Andy. But I just, man, I like the Eagles. What a Great game. It was the last time, except for as a former defensive player, seeing a 38, 35 game. What was a little rough, even though it was fun to cover, that's for sure. But I. I like the Eagles in this one.
Stugotz
Right, Mike? But this is your dream Super Bowl. You have Spags versus Fangs. I mean, wow.
Mike Golic
I mean, it. It is. It really is something else. I mean, but. But Spagnolo's already the D coordinator with the most super bowl rings. He can add a fifth, get out of fifth as a D coordinator. How the. How the. And I forgot which defender. Was it Chris Jones on Kansas City who said, as long as nobody makes him a head coach, that means we still keep winning.
Stugotz
Yes. Yeah, it's.
Mike Golic
It's truly amazing.
Stugotz
We'll. We'll get to Spags and. Because Billy and I have a thought here on what Spag should do after the Super Bowl. But I heard Billy. I can't see him, but I heard a sound come out of Billy's mouth when I picked the Eagles over the Chiefs. Billy, what is happening?
Billy Gill
It's just one of the. Mike, they keep doing this to us. We keep picking people against the Chiefs, and they keep making us look stupid every single. I don't know how you're so confident in doing so. Like, oh, you know, oh, I'm not confident. You know how it is.
Mike Golic
I'm. I'm. I'm not confident at all.
Billy Gill
Is this. Is this one of those things where just Eagle great Mike Golick has to go out there and say the thing to remain prominent in the Eagles community?
Mike Golic
It has nothing to do with that.
Stugotz
His friend is Andy Reid.
Billy Gill
Well, you know, because some friend. We haven't spoken to him all year. Some friend. Andy Reid. Where's he been this year, Gez?
Mike Golic
I think the guy's too busy winning.
Billy Gill
Exactly right.
Stugotz
Andy Reed will be joining Mike Golic and I and you, Billy Gill and Mike Ea. He'll be joining us at some point here. Don't worry about it.
Billy Gill
We'll see.
Stugotz
Yeah, Mike, it's funny. People talk every year. Should Andy Reid retire? Should Travis Kelce retire? Why on God's green earth would you leave this quarterback?
Mike Golic
It's amazing how people tell other. When Jerry Rice wasn't going to be with the 49ers. Don't go to another team. Retirement. Tim Brown, not with the Raiders. Don't go to another team. Retire. How the hell do you tell people to retire if they still want to A coach or B play. If they still have the want to. To do the work in the off season because that, that's why players retire. They don't want to do what's necessary from February to August to prepare for the season. They're just, they just don't want to do it. And they know they have to be prepared. But if you're willing to put in the work, why the hell wouldn't it? Look at Pete Caroly, 74, and you read 66 and you read as more than a few years left in coaching, as long as he wants to. Same with Travis Kelsey. I mean, to me it's ridiculous to try and force somebody to retire if they still have the want to. To do it.
Stugotz
But Mike, the larger point is you don't leave this kind of guy. When you have this kind of guy, he's just going to keep putting rings on your fingers.
Mike Golic
I mean, it's just a run that you keep, that you stay on again. The core stays together. You fill in the ancillary spots behind that and you just keep winning. You. You ride this for as long as you can. Absolutely.
Stugotz
Mike, did you feel bad for Josh Allen last week?
Mike Golic
I don't feel bad for, for professional athletes in the sense, you know, wow. I feel it's, it's. He is like those that got caught up in the Tiger woods era, those that got caught up in the Michael Jordan era. It happens, right? You can be great. But if you get caught up in the wrong era, there, there's not a lot that you can do because Josh Allen is, has played well. He didn't turn the ball over this year like he has in the past. Right. And they just, I mean, it, it. You literally, you literally have to keep the ball out of Pat Mahomes hand on the last drive. Whether it's A, to score a points or B, get a first down to run the clock out. Because you know Andy Reid is going to go for it. Andy Reid is going to run the ball three times and punt. Andy Reid is going to try and keep possession of the ball because that's the way Andy Reid works. And you have a quarterback in Pat Mahomes that can get it done.
Stugotz
So.
Mike Golic
No, I don't feel bad. I mean, I don't. You just got, you just got caught in the wrong air. Not to say that it can't happen next year for Josh, but man, it's, it's got to be mentally. You know, physically guys are all prepared to play, but mentally, you just have to wonder when you get into the playoffs against Kansas City, it's like, okay, what happens this year? How do we lose this year? What goes on this year? It's just got to be brutal.
Stugotz
How do you feel about Sean McDermott? Do you think that he's, he's keeping Josh Allen from the Super Bowl?
Mike Golic
No, I mean, again, I, I, I don't, I don't think so. I don't think so. This is like, this is like, I remember Marty Schottenheimer took the Browns to a couple of ASC championship games and got fired.
Stugotz
I mean, fired after the Chargers AFC championship game as well. 13, 3. Yes.
Mike Golic
It's like you were going to fire Ryan Day. And again, if There wasn't a 12 team playoff, Ryan Day probably would have got fired because he lost four times in a row to Michigan.
Stugotz
Yes.
Mike Golic
But he ends up winning a national championship. It just seems ludicrous to think that you would fire Ryan Day over one game.
Stugotz
Right.
Mike Golic
Just like, you know, Sean McDermott is successful. Who, who are you going to hire that you say, yeah, that person is going to get us over the hump.
Stugotz
I'm glad you asked. Spags. Now, Billy will back me up on this because Spags, not only is he a great defensive coordinator, he brings all the Kansas City chief secrets with him.
Mike Golic
Listen, Spags is going to get a chance to be a head coach again. I, I, I, I would really believe. But, but, but again, you don't know how somebody who's been a, a lifer coordinator is going to be as a head coach. Right. You, you just, you just, you just don't know.
Stugotz
Right? Well, with him we do know, and it wasn't very good. But not to say he wouldn't be good his second time.
Billy Gill
This is just about secrets.
Mike Golic
Exactly. I mean, you had a, you had a stint obviously, as, as a head coach. I get it. With the, what the Rams from 2009-11, I think it was. So you have a bit of history there. But I do think it would be, it would be stunning, I guess I would say, if he doesn't get a shot again, if in fact he wants a shot again, and he's what, 6, 65 years old, so who knows? Who know? I don't, I don't know what's on it. His mind.
Stugotz
Mike, I'm sorry. Cause I'm trying to get this worked out with Billy here because I can't see Billy and Mikey, it's annoying me that I can't see Billy because Billy is a bit of a safety blanket and security blanket for me and I can't see him. And I know he has questions for Golick.
Billy Gill
No, it's fine. I guess one of my questions, Mike, and I don't want to, I don't want to rub salt in your wounds here because we're now, you know, a couple weeks removed from this situation. But you told us, great run by Notre Dame, obviously, historic run, what a season. You told us a couple weeks back that you would not be coming down to see them at Hard Rock Stadium because of the bad memories that you had from when Notre Dame lost national championship to Alabama down here in Miami. Are we now adding stadiums to the list where you can't visit anymore because Notre Dame choked in those games in the national championship?
Mike Golic
No.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mike Golic
No, no. In Miami it was a blowout. It wasn't even a game.
Billy Gill
All right?
Mike Golic
This was a game. I mean, Notre Dame started out great. Then obviously Ohio State went on an incredible run and then Notre Dame made it a one score game in the fourth quarter made it somewhat exciting. So. No, that, that, that was only because it was just an absolute destruction in Miami. So now I still go to Mercedes Benz in Atlanta for sure, because we're.
Billy Gill
Running out of major stadiums here. You know.
Mike Golic
The, the issue is going.
Stugotz
So, well, better when you couldn't see me, why did I ask for him?
Mike Golic
The issue with me in Notre Dame is all the players. They're losing a couple of wide receivers in the portal, three offensive linemen, their defensive coordinator, Al golden going to the Bengals. Now they, they did sign Chris Ash who has been a D coordinator for, you know, more than a few big time teams. But they, they, their gm, who obviously every team has a GM now went from Notre Dame to usc. So they needed a new gm. So that's what happens when you're successful. You get, you get, you get poached. And Notre Dame certainly got poached.
Stugotz
Mike, do you think Jason Kelsey is enjoying this?
Mike Golic
Oh, yeah. I mean his former team is in it. His former team, isn't he really? He can't lose if his former team wins, he's happy, but I think he's more happy if his brother wins.
Stugotz
Mike. I mean, from this standpoint, there are year like he's, he's been retired for one year.
Mike Golic
Yeah.
Stugotz
And you would think the offensive line would suffer without one of the all time great centers, but they have actually gotten better. And Saquon Barkley has had a year for the ages. And I'm wondering if Jason Kelsey says to himself, hey, I should have waited one more year before.
Mike Golic
Yeah, I don't know if his body would have held up. I mean that, that's the One he can always lean on. I don't know if my body would have, have, would have held up because, yeah, Cam Jurgens comes in as an, is a Pro bowl center.
Stugotz
Right.
Mike Golic
I mean, it's almost like they didn't miss a beat. They got obviously younger at the position.
Stugotz
Right.
Mike Golic
I, I, yeah, I could see that being one year removed, thinking about, I could have been on another team. But he's got a ring, too. I think. So if he never got a ring.
Stugotz
Right.
Mike Golic
I think it would, it would bug to me even more.
Stugotz
No question. So you were headed down the path of who should Jason Kelsey be rooting for in this game? And I would, I would tell you, pick a side. Like, enough. Pick a side. And it should be the Eagles. It should be your brother.
Mike Golic
I think my point is he's, he's happy either way. If the Eagles win, it's his former team winning. If the, if the Chiefs win, it's his brother winning. To your point. Yes, I do think he should be. And he can root for. He wants. He's his own man. But I would be rooting for my brother at this point. Blood, blood is thicker than the team I played for.
Stugotz
Right. Like, imagine Junior decided to go to Alabama instead of Notre Dame, and they played in that national championship game. You would have been rooting for Alabama, right?
Mike Golic
Yes. Oh, I already said, I always said if, if Mike or Jake went to a different school, I would, I would cheer for that school proudly. I mean, if it was where they wanted to go and where they wanted to be, I would be happy. It's, it's my kids over my school for sure.
Mikey
Even if it was usc.
Mike Golic
Yeah, that, that's, that'd be an issue. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for bringing that up.
Stugotz
That's where he draws. That's where blood is no longer thicker than.
Mike Golic
Yeah, that, that's where they're out of the will.
Stugotz
Mike, as a former defensive player, we'll get you out of here in a second. We look forward to seeing you next week in New Orleans. Pitching product on radio yeah.
Billy Gill
What are we pitching, Mike? What are we, like, let's, let's start working out some of these pitches. What do we have in the works here?
Stugotz
Give us an example.
Mike Golic
Well, there's, you know, diabetes involved again.
Billy Gill
Oh, of course there is. No one has benefited more from diabetes.
Mike Golic
Than you, but it's actually to help with diabetes.
Billy Gill
Yeah, right, right.
Stugotz
And help you.
Billy Gill
I mean, but, I mean, if they, if they found a cure, the checks would dry up, if we're going to be perfectly honest.
Stugotz
Stop it was going so well, Mike. You're right.
Billy Gill
I can't wait to see you next week, Mike.
Mike Golic
Yeah. Yeah, I look forward to it, Billy.
Stugotz
Yeah. No, no, he doesn't. Billy. Mike, what I was going to ask you was, can you tell us, as a former defensive player, just because I don't think we really know what we're watching every Sunday, because we just pay attention to the quarter and not interior play. What makes Steve Spagnola so great at his job?
Mike Golic
Well, I mean, it's. It's the timing. Like the last blitz that he had on Josh Allen. Yes, right. I mean, he was kind of. Kind of saving that. And it's something you can do on the defensive side. You can save stuff. Not as much on the offensive side, but the defensive side, you can save stuff. And he gave. He gave Josh Allen a. A zone look, right? Gave him a safety a deep zone look, right? And. And he kind of had it a little bit overloaded to Josh's left. So Josh slid left. He. He had the line slide left, and sure enough, the cornerback blitzes from Josh's right and he and Carloftis come free and force, you know, the Hail Mary, which, by the way, I mean, unfortunate. Should have been caught, right? Yeah, should have been caught. But regardless, he. He. And that's what you see today in blitzes. You either overload with more guys rushing than offensive linemen and running backs to block, or you try and confuse to where you're not bringing more rushers than the offense has to block, but you fooled them into calling the wrong protection, and you have free rushers. That's exactly what Spagnolo did. He confused them, called the protection to slide left. And what you have to have is players who can disguise, because you'll see before a play a quarterback, you have a hard count, or in college, they'll clap their hands thinking that's going to go. To try and have the defense give up what they're going to do, right? Have a guy step out of position. Oh, he's coming. He's backing off. So try and give them a read. Give credit to the players on Kansas City for disguising, for not giving it up, for that cornerback not showing that he was going to blitz until the ball was snapped. So it's a combination of trying to fool the offense and then having your disguised guys not give away what they're going to do.
Stugotz
All right, Mike, we. We appreciate the time, as always. We'll see you next week in New Orleans. What a game. It's going to be Andy Reid either becomes the greatest coach of all time or Nick Sirianni becomes the greatest coach in Eagles history.
Mike Golic
I mean, you know, it's a storyline either way, right?
Stugotz
It is. I look forward to eating with you.
Mike Golic
Yeah. Oh, definitely. We'll gain weight together.
Stugotz
All right. You gonna punch Billy when you see him or what are you gonna do?
Mike Golic
No, I'm gonna give Billy a hug.
Stugotz
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Mikey
That, but I think there's one person who'd be upset if we don't.
Billy Gill
Well, there is.
Mikey
We don't really care about upsetting that person.
Billy Gill
No, there's one person that wouldn't like it. And we need to figure out a strategy for next week in terms of picking the super bowl because essentially, if you have been listening to us all season long on the podcast, form a Video we haven't really included in the DraftKings network that much, I don't think, but it's been on YouTube. But if you've been following along our guest picking segment that's. That's locked up. That. That has not been determined, but. Or it basically has been determined. There's. And there's only one game left, so people aren't within one game of each other. So we already essentially know our champion unless we get creative. Which is why I think maybe next week what we should do is I think that we should have everybody pick the games, but have K. Funk come in because he's so far behind everyone else and just have him pick his own prop bets to give himself a chance to get back in this situation. What do you guys think?
Stugotz
You're saying these prop bets are exclusive to K. Funk. He's the only one who has a chance to pick them.
Billy Gill
I think. I think we extend him the courtesy of also letting him pick whichever ones he wants, because that. And that is honestly just for time's sake, because if we go there and we go back and forth, he's going to complain about how the line's gonna move and this and that, and he's gonna take 10 minutes to pick an over under on receptions for, like, the third wide receiver for one of the teams. So it's like, just come in and tell us what your props are and then we can move on and then. See ya. We'll see you in, you know, September. You know, what do you think?
Stugotz
Is that how you do it? When you're done with that, just. See ya. We'll see you.
Billy Gill
No, just with him. Just with him. And unfortunately, unfortunately, I know with him it's not going to be September when we hear from him.
Mikey
No, it is not.
Billy Gill
Very.
Stugotz
I'll hear from him next week.
Billy Gill
It will very much be Sunday. It'll be next week. He's going to pitch a segment where he does March Madness. Like, I already know the way he has training camp. Yeah, I know the way this man's mind works.
Stugotz
I mean, there'll be some sort of pickleball podcast with Justin Verlander. What?
Billy Gill
We actually had that meeting with him three years ago. Dude, we had a meeting with him about a pickleball podcast. Like, three years ago before pickleball, like, blew up. And we're like, okay, Funk, whatever you say. Right. And looking back, maybe there was something there. But also, you know, that comes with K. Funk being the host of that. That podcast. So that there was nothing there.
Stugotz
Right. It came with conditions.
Billy Gill
Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Right. Came with conditions. So anyway, yeah, sad time. Sad time. Football. Yeah.
Stugotz
Do you like betting prop bets, Billy? Do you like. For the Super Bowl? Are you a. A prop. Better.
Billy Gill
Are you not aware of what Billy's big board bets has been the entire season? It's been.
Stugotz
No, I know, but that's all.
Billy Gill
I live off of prop bets.
Stugotz
I live. No one loves football more than you. I'm sorry.
Billy Gill
It's the truth.
Stugotz
I was just. I was. I was just wondering, like, three prop bets in a game is one thing.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Having like, a dozen or so prop bets on a Super bowl game is something I'm not really down with.
Billy Gill
It makes you feel alive. You know what I mean? How do you guys feel about the squares? The squares is what everyone's getting in on this year. And we already. We have, like, a company square game going on, and then we have people within the company. Company saying, I'm boycotting football, and they're not participating in the square game. But how do you guys feel about the square game where you just go and you buy, like, two or three squares and then they do randomly, like, the numbers, and then maybe you win, maybe you don't?
Mikey
Here's. Here's my problem with the square game is everybody that asked me to do it, the squares are like $2,000 each, and I'm like, I. I don't. I don't. They're like, yeah, my buddy's putting together one at a bar, and you want to go half? He's on a square for 2000. Who are you?
Stugotz
Circles are you rolling in?
Billy Gill
Who are you friends with?
Mikey
I roll deep.
Billy Gill
Everyone that asks, I have never once.
Mikey
But I was like, I'll give you $5, and that'll get me in on a square.
Billy Gill
I'd go to, like, my aunt's house, and she bought, like, the square game at Party City. And you just go and you write your name, like, in a square. You don't even pay. And then at the end, you get, like, a little, like, one of those brown paper bags with, like, a ribbon from Party City, says first place or whatever, and, like, some candy, like, Tootsie Rolls. $2,000 a square.
Mike Golic
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Are you, like, what. What kind of double life are you living?
Stugotz
Right? Wait, wait, Billy, are you not familiar with some of these. Some of these square bets, like, for the super bowl, they're higher than $2,000.
Mikey
Not with, like, that's, like, around the block.
Billy Gill
I'm asking how this hat, like, do you have a situation where, like, if the Square game doesn't work out. Like someone takes out your kneecaps. Like, who are these people that you are hanging out with? Friends, because I'm concerned and also kind of glad you're not coming to New Orleans now, because I don't want to see these people. They're coming after you.
Mikey
Well, I get asked to do them. I've never once participated in one of them. They just all assumed that I would be in because I do like to. I do like to throw a few shekels on a game. I mean, a dozen prop bets in a Super bowl, that's my, that's, that's my gravy right there.
Stugotz
But a dozen ten dollar bets, like.
Billy Gill
A dozen five dollar bets, like 70 bucks. Like, that's. Man.
Mikey
I mean, who am I doing this show with?
Billy Gill
Who are these people?
Stugotz
Yeah, I'm in. One.
Billy Gill
Four.
Mikey
I'll get, I'll get like four, eight.
Billy Gill
Do you guys.
Stugotz
For $10,000.
Mikey
$2,000. Exactly.
Billy Gill
Do you guys.
Stugotz
Eight's not bad though. It's not terrible actually. Right, you guys, it's the five. You know what?
Billy Gill
Last year, five, two. Do you guys remember last year we had a game that we were all going to go in on together and put money. I don't remember what the game was, but like Carl was going to go in and share. Bear was going to go in and. Okay. And ever. We were all gonna make like a group bet together.
Stugotz
And it was Michigan.
Mikey
It was Michigan, Iowa. It was the under.
Billy Gill
Oh, yeah.
Mikey
For Iowa. Yeah, exactly.
Billy Gill
I remember.
Mikey
And then it hit. But somebody didn't actually place the bet.
Billy Gill
Well, also, no one paid, so we were fine. It wasn't a thing where, like I sent someone money. No one placed the bed. And then all of a sudden, whoops, I forgot. Like, no one placed the bet. But also hit.
Mikey
I was asking, but I paid.
Billy Gill
Yeah, but we were also committing like a lot of money to this. And I was like, I think it was like a thousand dollars each. I'm like, I am giving you a thousand dollars.
Mike Golic
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Cover everyone. I got everyone.
Stugotz
Well, I'll tell you, speaking of me covering stuff, if you want to get into one of these super bowl boxes, I will pay the $2,000. Me and you 50. 50. How about that? Let's do it.
Mikey
Done.
Billy Gill
That's it. That's a great. Yeah. Why wouldn't he take that deal? We split it 50. Why would you put all the money up?
Mikey
No risk.
Billy Gill
What is it?
Stugotz
This is for Mikey.
Mike Golic
I'm not.
Stugotz
I'm doing it for Mikey. For, for. I'M going to buy one for myself and one for me and Mikey. You want in, Billy?
Billy Gill
No, I mean you're doing one for yourself because I'm not involved in that. You're doing one for yourself and one for Mikey. I'm not in that. That's it.
Stugotz
Third box for, for me and you.
Billy Gill
No, I got it. I, I, I'll let you guys have this one because I don't want to, I don't want to run into a situation where the people that Mikey, you know is in these circles with the ones that go after the kneecaps come.
Mikey
You know, you pay the 2000 beforehand. So like there's no kneecaps coming. I would have to break kneecaps if I don't get the money afterwards.
Billy Gill
Here's the thing, here's the thing about that is that I think that there's, this might be one of those situations where Stu Gotz's name brings a certain gravitas to the, the scenario, right? Where they don't know that he's not gonna pay. So they come in and they're like, yo, he's good for it. He's stugat espn, blah, blah, all this stuff. Metal arc media. He's gonna, he's good for it. We'll just, you know, and Scott's like, yeah, buddy, I'll give it to you next week. And then when nothing comes in, then it's like, well, Billy, for 5050 or you know, Billy says he was going to cover this one. And then they're coming after my kneecap.
Stugotz
They're not going to give me a box unless I pay up front.
Billy Gill
Can I, can I, can I bring you guys in the book now that the football, the football season's coming to an end? Can I give you, bring you guys in on a situation that is quite the controversy and, and Fuentes is going to be, Fuentes is going to be irate with this situation. But there was some scumbaggery done by Mike Fuentes in our company fantasy football league where we did a company fantasy football league. And at no point was there discussion of a buy in. It's just, do you want to be part of the company fantasy football league? And I was asked like the day before and I was like, yeah, absolutely, sure, I'll do it, whatever, right? People, you know, camaraderie, let's, you know, do things as a group team play. Exactly right? Then the fantasy championship happens. Mike Fuentes wins and he goes, Everybody owes me $10. That was the buy in for the league. And we're like, what buy in was this? This is like, I'm fine with giving you the $10. But this was never discussed before you won. There was a draft. No one ever at any. Like at least 50% of the league is like, this was never mentioned until you won. And now you're just asking everyone for $10. And he play by waving his hand saying, no, that's not the case. And I was perfectly fine.
Stugotz
I hope it's the case.
Billy Gill
I mean, I was perfectly fine to send him the money on Venmo until multiple people came up to me. They're like, did you know that we were supposed to Send Mike Fuentes $10? And I was like, no, I was going to. I assumed everybody knew. He's like, they're like, no, I think he just made this up. Like, none of us are familiar with this scenario. And a lot of the people sent him money because they didn't ask around. But like now it's more of a principal thing. And, and I forgot until right now when we mentioned it. So I'm probably sending to him after this because I don't want to be like the guy that doesn't send it to him. But I'm pretty positive that he just decided that he won and everyone needed to send him $10 because no one's paying attention.
Stugotz
It's a heady play.
Billy Gill
I think that's exactly what he thinks happened here, is that no one was paying attention. And everyone's like, was there a buying? Was there not a buy in?
Stugotz
And let's wait until he doesn't think this happened. You think this happened?
Billy Gill
No, no. I've been approached by, this is a 16 team league league. So like he's looking at like 160 bucks that he's gonna just con out of people. Because no one discussed this until winner take all too. Exactly right. It is all of a sudden, winner takes all. He's the only one collecting any money in this league.
Stugotz
And he said this 50 stake and fudges his team. How about that?
Billy Gill
There was no mention of guys, remember your, your dues are, are due before championship game. Then the guy wins the championship. And then it's like, Everybody owes me 10 bucks. And it's like, hold on a second. Weird. I, I thought I was out of the loop because I was a late addition. I'm like happy to do it. I think you guys should have told me before this, but that's fine. I'm happy to, to do this and pay the $10 because, like, I want to be A team player. And then a lot of people were asking where this do situation came from.
Mikey
A little. A little good on Fuentes's part is making it $10. Because if he made it 50, every would have been like, no, I would have never.
Billy Gill
More people would have pushed back.
Stugotz
Perfect.
Mikey
Oh, okay. Here.
Mike Golic
Here's your.
Stugotz
Yeah. Mikey' have a little secret for you. He'll take five. I mean, just send them five. He'll take it.
Billy Gill
Well, I was. I. I seriously went on Venmo. I, like, was like, what is his name? I was about to hit send, and then, like, I got, like, two texts like, is this real or are they just making this up now? And I'm like, hold on a second. Let me not. Let me remove my thumb from the screen and not hit send just yet until I investigate this situation further.
Stugotz
Right.
Billy Gill
He made.
Stugotz
You got me thinking. Yeah, you got me thinking about, like, gambling scams. I'm not certain. Like, Mikey, I think you send that guy $2,000 and there is no box.
Billy Gill
I mean, that's. I'm. I'm.
Mikey
Well, I gotta. I gotta go sign my name in the. In the. In the box.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mikey
Yeah, actually go sign my name in the box.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Because I think what. I think what The. What the guy.
Stugotz
You have to go there. Yeah, Okay.
Billy Gill
I think. I think. I think what happens there, right? You go. And then, like, this person just sends everyone out. Like, he waits until after, like, one of the quarters, and then he just sends everyone different numbers so no one actually has the winning thing, right? Like, he takes a picture of all the names and there's no numbers filled out. And then he will send it so that no one wins the first quarter, Right? And then if anyone happens to win any of the other numbers the other quarters, then he'll, like, figure it out. But I think he just waits until after the game. And you think like, oh, look, like John actually won the first quarter. And John is like, oh, well, you know, Larry won the first quarter. And Larry's like, well, Mike won the first quarter like Paul won the first quarter because they all have a Microsoft Super Bowl. Exactly right. Exactly right.
Mikey
No, what you do is you make up a whole bunch of names, except for, like, two people who get. You get to give you $2,000 and you walk away with $4,000. Hey, Jim. S1. There is no gym.
Billy Gill
S. That is great. That.
Stugotz
Let's do this.
Billy Gill
Are you writing that down? Fuentes? You get that for next year? Oh, he just gave me the middle finger.
Stugotz
Oh, boy.
Mikey
He called you number one.
Billy Gill
He Said Billy, you're number one. Who did Fuentes?
Stugotz
Billy, how do you feel about doing this to K Funk?
Billy Gill
Some sort of getting him to super bowl box scheme, getting him to buy in and then like, yeah, we can. We can have him pick it. We can send him a real thing, but it's all just other made up people. And then on the off chance he wins, he just wins his own money back.
Mikey
He wins his own money back.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
But the chances are he's not gonna win. I like it.
Mikey
One in 100. You're taking all that money from K. Funk?
Billy Gill
Yeah. All for it. Yeah.
Stugotz
I want to put Mojo's name in K Pop's boxes.
Billy Gill
Oh, I do. I do. Like, we have him fill it out and we send him a copy of it and it has like all of the numbers and he thinks he has these boxes and we're like, oh, guys, sorry. We updated it and then we sended him a. Mojo has all of his boxes instead of him. You know what I mean? Or he. Or. Or what the. Whatever wins. Mojo's in those boxes instead of K. Funk.
Mikey
You send him the. You send him the picture of the boxes and there's two K Funk boxes and the rest. Said Mojo.
Billy Gill
I like that. Here's. Here's the other thing, by the way. When we say stuff like this, people assume that we are intentionally out to get him and that's why he had a bad season. And he fully believes that we have done very little to actually get him throughout this season. Almost nothing to get him.
Stugotz
I mean, don't get me wrong, when he accused he's bad at picking games.
Billy Gill
We have done nothing to screw this guy over the entire year. But he's so convinced that we are. He's just terrible at picking. And even when he picks a winner, he changes it five minutes later into a loser.
Stugotz
Lashes out at us.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Yeah. Super bowl box game. K Punk.
Billy Gill
Next week.
Stugotz
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Summary of "GBF- Super Bowl Box Scheme" Episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Release Date: January 31, 2025
In the "Super Bowl Box Scheme" episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, hosts Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and guest Mike Golic engage in a lively discussion centered around the upcoming Super Bowl, the Pro Bowl's evolving format, personal anecdotes, and the intricacies of fantasy football and betting. The conversation interweaves humor, insightful commentary, and candid opinions, providing listeners with a comprehensive take on the current state of American football.
Discussion Highlights:
The hosts delve into the recent changes in the Pro Bowl's structure and location, expressing confusion and disappointment over its departure from the traditional Hawaiian setting to Orlando. They critique the shift from a celebratory game to a series of skills competitions, questioning the essence and allure of the Pro Bowl in its current state.
Notable Quotes:
Stugotz [04:05]: "A flag football game? Yeah, but that's not football."
Billy Gill [07:21]: "Can I say what I think the downfall of the Pro Bowl was? And I don't know why this happened."
Mike Golic [08:23]: "I wonder if the players union played a role in this, because so many players were like, guys, we gotta get out of Hawaii."
Key Points:
Format Degradation: The Pro Bowl has transitioned from a competitive football game in Hawaii to non-traditional formats like flag football and skills competitions, diminishing its appeal.
Location Shift Impact: Moving the Pro Bowl from Hawaii to more accessible but less exotic locations like Orlando has led to decreased enthusiasm among players, primarily due to personal and financial inconveniences.
Player Incentives: The lack of substantial incentives for players to participate has resulted in many opting out, further weakening the event's prestige.
Discussion Highlights:
Mike Golic shares a personal story about spraining his ankle, injecting humor into the conversation while highlighting the physical toll of covering major sporting events like the Super Bowl.
Notable Quotes:
Billy Gill [12:53]: "What happened when I fell off of a curb taking my daughter to school and sprained my ankle terribly."
Mike Golic [14:18]: "I'm. Listen, this probably ends with me in urgent care just to get like the meds that I need."
Key Points:
Injury Experience: Golic recounts the suddenness and pain of his ankle injury, underscoring the unpredictable nature of life even outside the sports arena.
Commitment to Coverage: Despite his injury, Golic expresses determination to partake in the show's activities, showcasing dedication to the podcast and its audience.
Discussion Highlights:
The hosts discuss their upcoming coverage of the Super Bowl in New Orleans, comparing it to previous events in Las Vegas. The conversation emphasizes the culinary delights of New Orleans and its conducive environment for covering such a significant event.
Notable Quotes:
Mike Golic [20:11]: "I'm a big steak and potatoes guy. Good steak. I have to be somewhere where there's, like, water to get, like, seafood."
Stugotz [21:08]: "I'm glad you asked. Spags. Now, Billy will back me up on this because Spag is a great defensive coordinator."
Key Points:
Culinary Focus: Golic highlights New Orleans as a top-tier food city, which aligns with his personal interests and adds a unique flavor to the Super Bowl experience.
Logistical Advantages: The walkable nature of New Orleans and its infrastructure make it an ideal location for covering the Super Bowl without the hassles associated with larger cities like Las Vegas.
Discussion Highlights:
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to analyzing the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia Eagles, focusing on coaching strategies, team performance, and the legacies of their respective leaders, Andy Reid and Nick Sirianni.
Notable Quotes:
Mike Golic [24:14]: "Andy Reid is going to end up the all-time winningest head coach of playoff games."
Billy Gill [29:43]: "We were saying if Nick Sirianni wins this game, he might be considered the greatest Eagles coach in Eagles history. Do you agree?"
Key Points:
Andy Reid's Legacy: Golic praises Reid's strategic acumen and predicts his ascent to the top ranks of NFL coaching history, potentially surpassing legends like Bill Belichick and Don Shula in postseason victories.
Nick Sirianni's Potential: There's a speculative debate on whether Sirianni, contingent on a Super Bowl victory, could cement his status as the greatest Eagles coach, mirroring Reid's trajectory.
Team Strengths: The discussion touches on the Chiefs' consistent performance, their coaching prowess, and the Eagles' robust offensive and defensive lines, including standout players like Saquon Barkley.
Discussion Highlights:
The episode shifts focus to the world of fantasy football and betting, with the hosts critiquing the complexities and pitfalls of organized betting schemes. They recount personal experiences with fantasy leagues and propose humorous schemes to navigate betting challenges.
Notable Quotes:
Billy Gill [46:38]: "No, there's one person that wouldn't like it. And we need to figure out a strategy for next week in terms of picking the super bowl because essentially, if you have been listening to us all season long on the podcast, form a Video we haven't really included in the DraftKings network that much."
Billy Gill [53:27]: "I'm probably sending to him after this because I don't want to be like the guy that doesn't send it to him."
Key Points:
Fantasy League Controversy: Gill narrates an issue within a company fantasy football league where a participant unilaterally declared a buy-in after winning, leading to confusion and frustration among members.
Betting Schemes Humor: The hosts entertain the idea of orchestrating a deceptive "Super Bowl Box Scheme" targeting a peer, K. Funk, highlighting the playful yet contentious nature of their interactions.
Betting Props and Squares: Discussions reveal skepticism towards high-stakes square games and prop bets, with the hosts expressing concerns over large financial commitments and the potential for scams.
Discussion Highlights:
As the episode wraps up, the hosts tease future segments, including the upcoming Super Bowl coverage in New Orleans. They also make lighthearted plans about participating in betting schemes and reflect on the season's end.
Notable Quotes:
Mike Golic [42:08]: "I look forward to eating with you."
Stugotz [58:17]: "Super bowl box game. K Punk."
Key Points:
Future Segments: The hosts hint at collaborations and special segments for the Super Bowl coverage, promising engaging content for listeners.
Community Engagement: Emphasizing camaraderie, they discuss the dynamics of their podcast community, including playful jabs and plans to involve regular listeners in interactive segments.
The "Super Bowl Box Scheme" episode offers a multifaceted exploration of current NFL events, personal stories, and the ever-evolving landscape of fantasy football and betting. Through candid conversations and spirited debates, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and Mike Golic provide listeners with an entertaining and insightful perspective on the world of sports.
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