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Stugotz
God bless football, Mikey.
Dan Le Batard
Eh, God bless football, Fuentes. God bless football.
Mike Golic
St.
Dan Le Batard
Gods.
Billy Gill
Thank you. Very exciting weekend coming up. The weekend before Thanksgiving. I love Thanksgiving. My favorite holiday of the year. But we have an exciting weekend. Yeah, it is. It's not your favorite holiday. It's not.
Dan Le Batard
It's, you know, it's.
Stugotz
Okay. I don't know about my favorite of all time, Mikey.
Billy Gill
Your favorite?
Dan Le Batard
My favorite. No, no. Christmas is my favorite.
Billy Gill
Really?
Dan Le Batard
Football on Christmas.
Billy Gill
This year we actually get good, you.
Dan Le Batard
Know, Much better football.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
Than what we're getting on Thanksgiving.
Billy Gill
Well, I don't celebrate Christmas. I celebrate Hanukkah. Therefore, Thanksgiving is my favorite day. Yeah, but, you know, you guys get 12 days, I get eight crazy nights. It just doesn't seem fair. Christmas, it dominates Hanukkah. Christmas. It really does.
Stugotz
I mean, by the way, guys, we're presented by Smirnoff. I do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company New York, New York. I little sad. Why it's been a couple years because we're missing the annual tradition that we had for two or three seasons. We didn't have it last year and now we're not having it again this year. So it's. It's sad that we're going to miss this tradition. And that, of course, is the annual tradition of St. Got asking Jabba Chamberlain what he's doing for Thanksgiving for Java that then tells to go, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving.
Billy Gill
Thanks.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Stugotz
Sad, sad. We're going to miss out on that one again.
Mike Golic
Not my thing.
Billy Gill
I've thought my thing. You forgot about it for him. I've thought about it every day since. Since I asked them.
Stugotz
Yeah. And then you ask him the next year, too.
Dan Le Batard
I did.
Billy Gill
Oh, my God. Billy, you miss Java. Today was actually the first day I woke up and I didn't think about that. And now Billy reminded me. It's the first day in years. Yes.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Stugotz
The first day in years. Every day you wake up in that trauma.
Billy Gill
Guys, I cannot believe I am saying this, but the thing I am most excited about at an important part of the year for. For college football and the NFL with many big games on the schedule, the thing I'm most excited for this weekend is a college football game involving Indiana. I just want to see if they're any good. I know they're undefeated, but I have no idea if they're good. You don't have any idea if they're any good? I'm not even certain they know if they're any good. They're going to find out this weekend when they play at Ohio State, and I'm excited for it.
Stugotz
Do you think they are good? Do you want them to be good? What do you want out of this? Do you want them to be good and beat Ohio State? Do you want them to get demolished so that they're out of the picture? Do you want them to keep it close? What are you hoping for?
Billy Gill
What I think is going to happen is I don't think they're very good. Their schedule is one of the worst in the country. I think Ohio State's going to blow them out and Indiana will be out of the playoffs. So that's what I think is going to happen. What I want to happen is for Indiana to spring the upset. I do, but I just. I can't see it. I just don't see it happening.
Stugotz
I mean, they haven't really played great teams and they've been blowing everyone out. I signed the end of the first game of the season because they played against fiu, and FIU is playing them pretty close and then got like a backdoor cover at the end of the game. But it'll be interesting to see how this game goes.
Billy Gill
So, Billy, that's so funny, because I saw Indiana play at Northwestern. My daughter goes to school there. And I said to myself right then and there, that team is not good enough to win a national championship. Like, they. They physically don't look big enough. And they weren't good enough on that particular day where I walked away saying, oh, man, that team's going to be one of the last four teams standing.
Stugotz
It also, by the way. And, like, I know that we've upset a lot of people in Indiana by our coverage of Indiana football, but, like.
Dan Le Batard
There'S that we again. It's not an we again.
Stugotz
Yeah, we. We really got to be better. But, like, it's not an indictment on them. Right. Like, it's their first year with Signetti as their coach. Like, it's only going to get better from here. I mean, assuming he stays and he doesn't leave.
Billy Gill
I was going to say their first and last year.
Dan Le Batard
You got a big contract.
Billy Gill
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Dan Le Batard
I know it doesn't mean much. Is the most.
Billy Gill
Get a bigger one.
Mike Golic
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Is the most important game for Indiana left on the schedule, The Michigan. Ohio State game. Because if Michigan wins, then Signetti is definitely going to Ohio State.
Billy Gill
Oh, that's so funny. Even if Ohio State beats them, that is crazy. What is it? But I think the thing I'm more interested in is how close Indiana needs to keep the game. I can't see him winning. I cannot see Indiana winning the game. I can see a scenario where Ohio State wins by seven to 10 points. And I'm trying to figure out where's the line of demarcation for the committee where they'll say, okay, Indiana hung. And they hung long enough with Ohio State that we're going to put them.
Stugotz
Into the College Football Playoff St. You mentioned a committee. I have exciting news for everyone.
Billy Gill
What's that?
Stugotz
Later today on this episode of God Bless Football, right, Mike Golick is going to be introduced to a potentially new committee. He's going to be introduced to a revolutionary idea in the world of college football. And Mike. Mikey A. Has some, some what ifs for Mike. So exciting episode ahead.
Billy Gill
Yeah, today it is. I have a feeling that Golic's gonna hate both those ideas.
Stugotz
So, I mean, you know, I don't know. I'm not certain.
Billy Gill
Right, you're not, huh?
Stugotz
I feel like he might be open to some of these. And if not, then, like, maybe it's a him problem, you know, like, I agree, I, I, I don't wanna, I don't wanna point the finger, but like, it's always, what are we doing to upset Mike Golic? Maybe it's him.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Have we ever considered that? You're right.
Billy Gill
There's never been a better time to play what if or if the season ended today or any variations of those games because you actually have stuff to do it with, you know? So we'll try out what if with Mike Go coming up later. And a revolutionary new idea for the NFL playoffs, I believe as well. Chris Sims going to join us as well.
Stugotz
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Billy Gill
No.
Stugotz
Nope. Not gonna tell you who's gonna be on my team, because then you're just gonna copy my team because you know I'm gonna finish in first, and I'm not splitting it with any Aus.
Billy Gill
All right. A lot of bye weeks this week, just so you know, Billy. Okay.
Stugotz
Yep.
Billy Gill
Lot of bye weeks. Are you guys ready to try these two games out on Mike Golick? I maintain that he's going to hate them. Are you guys. You still want to keep going forward with this? Well, we have no choice. Mike Golick.
Dan Le Batard
We have to.
Billy Gill
Mike Golick. Next.
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Billy Gill
It.
Stugotz
Bardstown, Kentucky. 46% alcohol by volume. Think wisely. Drink wisely. Oh, I'm excited today, Mike.
Mike Golic
Yeah. Makes one of us.
Stugotz
When's your. When's your birthday?
Mike Golic
December 12th.
Stugotz
Oh, okay. Let me write this down. December 12th.
Mike Golic
I think.
Dan Le Batard
You did this last year, Billy.
Billy Gill
He did. He wrote it down. He. He did. He didn't send them a thing. He did.
Stugotz
It's probably. It's somewhere. Somewhere.
Billy Gill
So. So, people. So. So you understand what Billy just did is he asked for Mike Golic's birthday, and then he said he was going to write it down. And Mikey A. And I are saying that Billy did the exact same thing last year. Asked him his birthday, wrote it down on a piece of paper. Golic, what did Billy get you for your birthday last year?
Mike Golic
I don't recall anything coming to the house.
Stugotz
I have it there. December 12th. It's written down. This isn't for your birthday, though. I was asking out of curiosity, because before we started recording, we decided collectively as a group that we want to honor Mike Golic with a Mike Golic day. So I was wondering when his birthday was to see if we should plan it around his birthday or maybe, you know, because there's a lot of Like December babies. I don't know if you were like this growing up, where you're not close enough to Christmas, where you probably got the two separate presents for your birthday and Christmas. Right. Where, like, if you're in the 20s range, I feel like that's when people start getting away with only giving you one thing. So I'm thinking Mike Golic Day has to be, like, in May or June, so It's a nice six months away from your birthday.
Mike Golic
Well, I have two of my three kids. Sydney was born on December 21, and Jake is actually a Christmas baby.
Stugotz
Wow.
Mike Golic
He would fall into that category of at what point do you kind of get screwed out of gifts? But now, going back to the Mike Golick Day, what would that entail? Would that entail prizes and gifts and trips?
Stugotz
We're in the early planning phases of the Mike Golick Day situation. I wasn't.
Billy Gill
Well, Billy, I. I think one of the things we need to figure out is where Mike would like this day to be, because there are several places that would like to host a Mike Golic Day. It could be Cleveland, it could be Notre Dame. It could be Philadelphia. It could be Bristol, Connecticut. I mean, so, Mike, where. Let's start there. Like, the location of this event. Where would you like it?
Mike Golic
Well, if it's in summertime, probably not Arizona, because it'll be 115.
Billy Gill
Right.
Mike Golic
And if it's winter time, probably not Notre Dame, because there'll be 10ft of snow.
Billy Gill
Right.
Mike Golic
So a lot depends on the time of year that it were to be held.
Stugotz
Let's say late spring, early summer. Where should we hold my goal at day?
Mike Golic
I would probably say in. At Notre Dame.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Stugotz
What a day.
Billy Gill
What a day.
Stugotz
I'm excited. Let me call. Who's the. Who's in charge here now, Father. What?
Mike Golic
I just. This. This is a. This is a waste of exercise.
Billy Gill
My Golic day in Notre Dame would be f. You get a key to the city, you get some good food, you get beers. Everyone is celebrating the Golic name the entire day. You're not in on this? I mean, no.
Stugotz
However. However, I. I will say. I will say this, Mike, you're going to have to cut off all of your public appearances at Notre Dame between now and Mike Golic Day so that we build up, you know, some sort of, you know, demand for it. So you're going to have to cut off all income that comes out of Notre Dame festivities between now and Mike Golic Day. If you. If you'd like Mike Golic Day to be at Notre Dame.
Mike Golic
If you would like to make up said income, then I will gladly do that.
Stugotz
Well, I mean, we'll do so in honor.
Mike Golic
No, no. I like. I like cold hard cash in my hand.
Billy Gill
Right, right.
Stugotz
So Jake was born on Christmas. Immaculate conception.
Mike Golic
No, my friend.
Stugotz
Oh, no.
Mike Golic
Okay, you know what I'm talking about.
Stugotz
Talking about Chef when he breaks news.
Mike Golic
Yeah, how about it? I mean, talk about that wasn't even a humble brag. And to say that Chefty again, for those who don't know, we're talking about Chef said he broke news in Denver right after having sex. And the thing that for me got me was he said it was with the first time with this woman. So what, did he just pick her up in Denver? I mean, talk about your classic one night stand. I mean, what was the deal?
Stugotz
There were lots of follow ups.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Shafty. Yeah.
Stugotz
Oh, boy.
Billy Gill
Wow. Sorry. It deserved it. Like I met the moment. It did. You're talking about Shefter. You're talking about him having sex. I followed it up with an Adam Shafter. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.
Dan Le Batard
You did?
Billy Gill
Yep.
Dan Le Batard
Fair.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Mikey A. He's shaking his head. Oh, really, Mikey A. That's the one. I crossed the line for you, huh, Mikey?
Dan Le Batard
That's the line. That's the line. Adam Shafter.
Billy Gill
That's my line, Shafty. Oh, God. Mike, we have not won but two games that I think are going to. Well, no, Mike, Mike, give us some credit here. You haven't heard us out yet. Okay? Mikey A has some scenarios, a little game we like to call what if. So the College Football Playoff was released and now so more than ever, Mike, you can actually play the games what if? Or if the season ended today. And so we're going to play that with you. And then Billy and I have been talking about changing everything with the NFL postseason.
Stugotz
But first, everything.
Billy Gill
Everything. Mike.
Stugotz
Also. Also, Mike, I have a potential, potential game changer for sports forever moving forward that we would implement in college football.
Billy Gill
Yes, yes.
Dan Le Batard
It's.
Billy Gill
It's.
Mike Golic
Well, you guys have really been putting a lot of time and effort into the. Into things I'm going to shoot down.
Billy Gill
Well, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see. We will see. Mike, you might like our ideas. Yeah, you know, you never know.
Stugotz
Give it a shot.
Billy Gill
I want to start with what if though. So if we could start there. Mikey, he has a series of questions. Mike, before we get to what if, what were your overall thoughts here on the College Football Committee's rankings of the teams for the playoff?
Mike Golic
Well, I mean, we're. We're in the third one, so nothing, nothing is really changing. And we still have on the field things that are going to lay out Indiana playing Ohio State, Texas playing Texas A and M the last week of the season. So you're. You're going to get more shifting. And I think hearing Lane Kiffin complain, and I think there is a little bit to that of saying, what's the good of making a SEC championship game if you lose it and it's a third loss and you don't even make the playoffs, as opposed to not making it and sitting there with two losses and making the playoffs? And I think SEC teams are saying that because SEC teams right now are 7, 9, 10, and 11, as opposed to Big Ten teams, which are 1, 2, 4, and 5.
Billy Gill
Yeah, it's crazy. The SEC, though, I feel like they're deserving to have that many teams. Everyone's making a big deal about the sec, espn, sec, college football committee. I want the best matchups, and I feel like the best teams are in the sec. Am I wrong, Mike?
Mike Golic
No, I think it is the deepest. So what happens first? Do you get rid of the automatic bid of the conferences? Because the lowest conference, you know, seed for the ACC is eight in Miami, and for the Big 12, hell, it's. It's out of the top 12. Boise State. State, at 12, would actually have the number four seed and have a buy. So is that something that everybody is good with? You know, basically, outside of the Sun Belt, all the divisions are gone. In college, there's conferences and there used to be divisions within conferences. Now I think the Sunbelt is the only conference that has division. So do you just have regular season conference champs? Not ever. Conference championship game and go from there?
Billy Gill
I mean, I'm not sure. Didn't Boise State go to Oregon and lose by three points? And Oregon is the committee's number one team in the country, so I'm not even certain how to do this correctly, to be honest with you.
Mike Golic
I. I know, right? I know.
Billy Gill
Yes. It's crazy. Mikey, you have some what if scenarios here for. For Mr. Mike Golick.
Dan Le Batard
I do. Including one that I'm particularly excited about.
Billy Gill
But we'll.
Dan Le Batard
We'll start it off easy, Mike. We'll go right to your wheelhouse. Right. What if Notre Dame beats Army but then loses to usc?
Billy Gill
Oh, wow. I like it.
Mike Golic
Well, if Notre Dame beats Army and Indiana loses Ohio State, Notre Dame will move up to at least to five. So then it's a matter if they lose to usc. So let's just say it's a close game. Do they drop eight spots out of it or seven spots out of it and be number 12 and get bumped out if there's a conference champ that's lower than 12, I think because USC season is so bad right now, and Notre Dame's other losses to a Northern Illinois team, which is just losing game after game now, I have a feeling Notre Dame could be out. I think they literally could be out.
Dan Le Batard
Bad losses.
Mike Golic
Hold on.
Billy Gill
Billy made a sound too.
Mike Golic
Bad losses.
Billy Gill
Hold on. Let's hear Billy out. He made a sound. He's objecting to this. Go ahead, Billy.
Stugotz
Notre Dame is in the playoffs regardless. They can lose the last two games of the season. They're still making it in. Mike, this playoff was designed specifically to make sure Notre Dame gets in every season. You know it, I know it. We don't need to pretend that that's not what's going on here.
Mike Golic
Not going to happen.
Billy Gill
All right, Mikey, you got another one.
Dan Le Batard
All right, I got. I got two more.
Billy Gill
Here's.
Dan Le Batard
Here's the next one. This one's gonna get a little more complicated now, Mike, we're going to the Big 12 here. All right. Kansas State beats Colorado.
Billy Gill
Right.
Dan Le Batard
Arizona State beats byu. Ooh. And Iowa State loses to Utah.
Stugotz
Wow.
Dan Le Batard
So what you would have is a two loss byu, a three loss Iowa State, and a two loss color three loss Colorado. Right.
Billy Gill
Colorado would be out in that scenario. So.
Mike Golic
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mike Golic
I mean, what. What are you looking for for me? I mean, you're. You're only going to get one team in the Big 12 in this. You're only going to get one team. It's going to be the conference winner and that's it. So, I mean, we already have turmoil in the SEC about who's going to be in the SEC title game, but the Big 12 is wide open as well. But it just show you're probably only going to get one of the Big 12 and maybe only one in the ACC. Say SMU plays Miami or Clemson plays Miami and SMU or Clemson win over a Miami team. But I think Miami may drop out, but you're definitely only getting one big 12. So all those teams you mentioned all have the possibility of winning the Big 12. They would be the only team in and most likely be the 12th, the seated 12th ranked.
Billy Gill
Mikey, allow me to translate. He said that what if was terrible. That's what he said.
Dan Le Batard
That's fine. Listen, I'm setting him up.
Billy Gill
All right.
Dan Le Batard
That's the pitch I threw out of the zone. So that he'd look at it. So I can throw this one.
Billy Gill
All right, give me the good stuff.
Dan Le Batard
Ready?
Billy Gill
Yep. We're going to the SEC now. Here we go.
Dan Le Batard
Over the next two weeks, Florida beats Ole Miss, Oklahoma beats Bama, Vanderbilt beats Tennessee. Auburn beats A and M, but beats Texas. So now Ole Miss, Bama, Tennessee, A and M would all have three losses.
Billy Gill
His head is going to explode.
Mike Golic
And I don't know who would be in the SEC title game. I don't know. I mean, but we do know that the winner is in. But I guarantee you, if it's two, three with your scenario, if it's two, three lost teams in the in the sec, then only one SEC team's getting in.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Georgia, Texas or Georgia were the teams I Left out. Suppose one of them wins the SEC title. Will the SEC only have one or two teams in a 12 team playoff?
Mike Golic
I'll put it this way. If there is a three loss team that's going to get it, it's going to be with the sec, which would probably give them a third team in. There is. There is something to Lane Kiffin saying if a two loss team makes the title game and gets blown out that they might drop out and somebody just kind of hanging around with two losses not in the SEC title game might be in it. So it might be a detriment to make it to the SEC title game. I don't know how much I buy it, but if there. I will say this along your scenario that if there is a three loss team to make it in the playoffs, it will be an SEC team.
Billy Gill
I agree.
Stugotz
Or Notre Dame.
Billy Gill
Or Notre Dame. Right. No, I mean Notre Dame's in. Mikey, do you have any more. Are we done here? Because I have one for going.
Mike Golic
No, I think we could be done.
Billy Gill
I am fascinated by Ohio State and Indiana, Mike. And so I want your thoughts on this because I'm not certain outside of winning. Is there a scenario if Indiana loses by seven points, where's the line of demarcation? That's what I'm looking for. Where Indiana loses by too much and therefore it prevents them from getting into the playoff.
Mike Golic
They would have to get really blown out.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Mike Golic
I think. But their, their strength of schedule is awful. It's triple digits. I think it's 106.
Billy Gill
It is. Yes. So.
Mike Golic
So they need at worst a close loss to hang in there. And then even with one loss, there will be SCT C teams that are screaming that their two lost teams should be ranked higher than Indiana's one loss team. And you know what? They're not all wrong. Yes, but. But the Big Ten and the SEC are the two big, two power conferences, so they're always going to get the benefit of the doubt. So I think if Indiana loses a close game, they're still going to be in.
Billy Gill
So, Mike, how do we define a close game here? Is it. They. They're in the game the entire time and they lose by seven. How. How do we define a close game?
Mike Golic
Yeah, I would say the eye test of. Are they in this game? Are they really in this game? Is Ohio State pulling away in this game? Is it not very competitive? Which I don't. I expect it to be because Indiana, their defense is playing some ball for the offense for Ohio State. They have two linemen out now. They lost attack a little bit ago. They lost their center in practice. So. And that defense, that D line for Indiana is really good. So I actually expect it to be a close game. But I think it's one of those stew that you'll kind of know when you see it, you'll say, oh, that game wasn't competitive at all.
Dan Le Batard
Right.
Mike Golic
Which would. Which would put Indiana in a very precarious position. But I do think it'll be a very good game.
Billy Gill
The committee's not going for 24. 7 Ohio State, fourth quarter, and Indiana tacks on a couple of garbage touchdowns at the end to make it 24, 21 or something like that?
Mike Golic
I wouldn't think so. I. I think there'll be a lot of eye test here of just knowing how competitive the game was.
Billy Gill
Yep. Are you concerned about army at all? I mean, undefeated. Take it on. Notre Dame, Yankee Stadium? Really?
Mike Golic
I. I definitely am. But, you know, just like Notre Dame, Navy had, what, two turnovers total when they played Notre Dame? Notre Dame turned them over six times. Now, some of those were just bad plays by Navy, but if you take. And Navy had been a passing team as well. Army is not. Their quarterback has like a million touchdown rushes this year. So you. You have to take their running attack away. And with the triple option, you have to play disciplined football. If they play it like they played against Navy, they should be able to beat an Army. But yeah, I'm always concerned with an option team controlling the ball, controlling the clock and controlling the scoreboard.
Billy Gill
Mike. I would say if Indiana wins, and I would say even teams like SMU and Miami would be upset if Indiana loses. Excuse me. Because that Miami would say, hey, let's say Miami has two losses, Indiana has one, but their one loss is to the one good Team they played, I think Miami smu, if they had two losses, would say, hey, we're better than that team.
Stugotz
Miami's played. No one else.
Mike Golic
The SEC would say that as well. But Miami's been living on a wing and a prayer for a while.
Billy Gill
And you guys are right.
Mike Golic
Lost.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mike Golic
They should have lost a couple of more games, quite honestly, but they didn't. To their credit, they came back and wanted. Yes, Indiana definitely seems to be the linchpin of why are they getting all this love when they haven't played anybody? It's because they're playing in one of the top two conferences in the country and they're undefeated.
Billy Gill
Right. That's why they play the defending national champions. It's not their fault the defending national champions suck this year. I mean.
Mike Golic
That'S exactly right.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
Yep.
Billy Gill
Billy and I have decided we like the college football playoffs so much that we would like to form a committee and try this out in the NFL.
Mike Golic
Oh, boy.
Stugotz
Well, hold on, hold on, hold on, Mike. Before we go to the NFL, Mike, I have a. I have an idea that I had earlier this week in college, and it's been. It's been getting surprisingly positive feedback. And I had, you know, even a respected voice in the college football world, a broadcaster of college football games, reach out to me and say, I love this idea. So let me run it by you.
Billy Gill
He hates it already.
Stugotz
You haven't heard it.
Billy Gill
Yeah, I know. I'm with you, Billy. Right.
Stugotz
Mike, do you have an open mind.
Mike Golic
For most everybody? Yes. But for you, it's already half closed.
Billy Gill
You seem to have that effect on everyone, Billy.
Stugotz
I don't understand it. Like, I'm just trying to kind of. I'm trying to make what is becoming a very good system better, and I'm trying to make a competitive system more competitive. So here's my proposal to you. And obviously there are, you know, a lot of details that we need to figure out, but obviously we have rivalry. Rivalry week. Right. We're going to have conference championship week coming up. Then we're going to have the bowl games. Now, to what we were talking about, Indiana, for example, and you know, the very popular saying is you can only play the teams on your schedule, Correct?
Dan Le Batard
Right.
Stugotz
But what if you could play teams that were not on your schedule? And here's the proposal. I have come up with this idea for a week called swap week. And I'd like swap week to be week 10 of the regular season. And the idea is, if you are a team that could potentially be in contention or you're a team that maybe suffered a bad loss early on, and you're trying to get in the top 12 to make it to the potential college football playoffs. Week 10 of the regular season is before rivalry week, and it's before conference championship week. And what you can do is by week eight, you declare we are electing to opt in on swap week. And what you could do is you then have a database of all the teams who have elected to swap into Swap weekly, and you can choose your opponent for week 10amongst the other teams who have elected to swap out their game. So if they have a cupcake game that's going to do nothing to up their standings, they can switch to a harder game. Or if they feel like they've done enough, they can swap out and say, you know what? We're going to take an easier game this week. We want to be healthy, we want to buy in this situation. You know what I mean? Swap Week so you have a chance to boost your resume towards the end of the season within the teams that have also decided we need to strengthen our schedule here. What do you think?
Dan Le Batard
I'm a master of body language, and I think he loves it.
Stugotz
Because here's the thing, Mike. Here's the thing. And it sounds crazy.
Billy Gill
There's another thing.
Stugotz
Here's the thing. It sounds crazy, but also, so did a 12 team playoff at one point in time, right? And I can envision a world in which we adopt swap week. And again, we have to work out the details because you obviously have deals with the teams, you have travel, you have all that set up, but you adopt swap week, and then what is the committee going to take into consideration? Not just the teams that swapped and who they swapped to play, but the teams who decided not to swap and how did they handle Swap weekly? Did they show courage or did they say, you know what, we're going to take it easy. We're taking this committee for granted. We're just going to coast on in there. Swap Week coming soon to college football.
Mike Golic
You were muted. I didn't hear anything you said.
Stugotz
Okay, so, Billy, I think you did 10 in the regular season. Do something called swap week.
Dan Le Batard
Bad move, Golic.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Chris Simms
Wow.
Billy Gill
Mike, just tell him you like the fucking idea so we can move on.
Stugotz
I mean, again, I'll remind you, I had a very person that you respect, a person that I know for a fact you respect, and a voice of the game of college football reach out to me and say, I love swap Week.
Mike Golic
Oh, they must have been drunk.
Stugotz
So, well, as your son that went well.
Mike Golic
Yeah. And I know he was drunk. Yeah. That's a little. That's a little too involved for me.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Have we asked you a single question that has made any sort of sense to you? Anything? It.
Mike Golic
No.
Stugotz
Well, it's only going to get worse from here, Mike, I hate to tell you.
Mike Golic
Yeah, yeah, I know.
Billy Gill
So.
Mike Golic
I know.
Billy Gill
Mike, here's the thought behind an NFL committee choosing the playoffs. Because not only do I want the matchups that I want, do I want the quarterbacks in the playoffs that I want in there. You have teams getting, you know, they're unhealthy at the wrong times. You have teams who are getting healthy at the right time. And so this is to reward the fans and the teams and put the best actual NFL teams in the playoff. For example, everyone would love to see Joe Burrow and the Bengals in the playoffs as opposed to seeing Bo Nicks and the Broncos in the playoffs. And so this is an opportunity for the committee to get together and say, you know what? I don't think Denver is one of the 14 best teams in the NFL. I think Cincinnati is. Their defense is getting healthy right now. Plus, we'd like to see Joe Burrow take on Patrick Mahomes and they create that matchup for us. You don't like this idea at all?
Mike Golic
No, I don't.
Stugotz
Why?
Mike Golic
No, I mean, you regular. What are you playing the regular season for to get a record if the record's not going to matter?
Stugotz
Practice.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Ask college football.
Stugotz
Yeah, exactly. Right.
Billy Gill
Yep.
Mike Golic
Here's the other thing I would say. I don't know. Even though when I'm done in this business, in a few years, I would like to be on the committee. I would like to be one of the 13 members on the committee.
Stugotz
Swap week, here we come.
Billy Gill
That.
Mike Golic
God. That being said, I really think you almost need to take the human element out of it and pick the top 12 by going back to the old BCS computer way and just punching in all the numbers and seeing the 12 teams. It spits out like nerd.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Mike, we ran through. Just. So you're saying. We ran through our computers to guys'scenario of a committee for the call for the NFL playoffs, if you'd like it. So we kind of tore up the playbook. We don't. We no longer have conferences. We're going to have both conferences together. We're just going to seed teams one through four now. We also, because, you know, this is a TV product, we have themes for the different rounds. I'll have you know. So the first round is no longer Super Wild card weekend. It's super revenge weekend. So every matchup will have a revenge aspect to it because that will get people tuning in. I will also let you know that where you finish in the regular season is taken into account, but it also doesn't necessarily affect your seeding in the playoff bracket. So if you want, our computers have kind of given everything up here, and I can give you who it is that is going to be playing the first matchups of each round of Super Revenge Weekend.
Mike Golic
I, I, I'm at a loss for words. I, I'm, I'm, I'm.
Billy Gill
We're giving the people what.
Dan Le Batard
Sounds like he's excited.
Billy Gill
Yeah, we're giving the people what they want. We're giving them speechless games. We're giving great matchups. We're giving the matchups that everyone wants to see. That's what we're doing.
Stugotz
Okay.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
So here we go. Super Revenge Weekend. Now, there are two buys. Okay? The Lions had a buy and the Chiefs had a buy. However, we used the buy nullifier on the Chiefs and gave the buy to the bill because there's a buy nullifier every year. So if one of the teams that gets a buy, it doesn't make sense. There's a buy nullifier. So the Chiefs were hit with the buy nullifier and the Bills now have the buy. So the two teams on the buy are number one seed, lines and the number two seed now, Bills, after the buy nullifier, the first matchup, number three Steelers versus number 14 Broncos.
Billy Gill
That's a doozy.
Stugotz
Russell Wilson, Sean Payton. Revenge game. Super revenge Weekend. What a way to set the tone on Saturday.
Mike Golic
I just thought in the last two minutes ago, you guys had the Broncos out of the playoffs in Cincinnati. In the playoffs?
Stugotz
Well, no, in a scenario. But the computers ran it like you wanted, and the computers had them in.
Billy Gill
You said take out the human element, so we did. Yeah, right.
Stugotz
We took out the human element. Okay, next one. Number four, Eagles versus number 13 Bengals.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Now, you wonder what's the revenge element here? Sidney Brown, Eagles safety, and Chase Brown, Bengals running back, identical twins, the rare house divided game.
Billy Gill
Yep. Oh, Mike, can you imagine?
Mike Golic
I actually like that thought.
Stugotz
Okay. All right. Perfect. All right, now we're moving on somewhere. The now number 5 Chiefs are taking on the number 12 49ers Super Bowl 58 rematch in the first round. Super Revenge weekend.
Billy Gill
You like that, huh?
Stugotz
All right.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugotz
Number six, packers against number 11. Now, this is one of the super wild card spots. The other super wild Card spot went to the Bengals. Number six, packers against number 11, Jets, Aaron Rogers. Revenge been waiting for.
Billy Gill
What do you mean, Mike? Packers, Jets. I mean, let me tell you, more people would be watching that game. Packers and jets to advance in the playoffs. The app. In fact, I'm going to say this. That would be the highest rated game of super revenge wild card weekend.
Stugotz
Well, there's two more. There's two more. There's number seven.
Dan Le Batard
That's your Sunday nighter.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
There's number seven against number 10. The Ravens against the Chargers.
Dan Le Batard
The Harbaugh.
Mike Golic
Getting that this Monday we are getting.
Stugotz
In the first round super revenge weekend.
Dan Le Batard
And then revenge game for one of.
Stugotz
Them, those damn computers this week, double revenge. Then finally we have number eight commanders against number nine, Cardinals, Cliff Kingsvaire Kingsbury and Kyler Murray. And then unfortunately, the first two teams out are going to be the Vikings at 8 and 2 and the Texans at 7 and 4.
Billy Gill
You know what? Don't respond, Mike, respond after this. I don't like the idea either. It was a bad idea by us. I am bailing on this idea. I'm bailing on the segment. So, Mike, you can respond now.
Mike Golic
Yeah, I, I listen, I like the thought of the revenge, the, the different scenarios within the revenge game, but you can't base playoffs just on the revenge factor. Yeah. You have to make the regular season count for something.
Stugotz
All right, we'll take it into consideration.
Dan Le Batard
Hear me out. What if instead of the packers, the jets played the Vikings and it's a Sam Darnold revenge game now? You got the 8 and 2 team back in there.
Stugotz
Yeah. What if.
Mike Golic
No, no, I think he likes it.
Dan Le Batard
I think he likes it.
Stugotz
All right, well, we have some notes here. We have some things to work on. We'll have this cleaned up somewhat for you the next time we do this. Don't worry about that. All right, thank you. Mike Stugott's actually just left in the middle of the segment, so.
Mike Golic
Yeah, your own, Your own guy doesn't even like the idea. He just left.
Stugotz
Yeah, I'll let, I'll let you know, Mike, I sent an email to Father Dowd and we are working on Mike Golic day at Notre Dame.
Mike Golic
All right, I'm excited.
Stugotz
So cancel. Cancel all your future appearances.
Mike Golic
Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen, but, you know, I appreciate the effort.
Stugotz
All right. God bless football, Mike.
Mike Golic
God bless football, Mikey.
Dan Le Batard
God bless football, everybody.
Billy Gill
It is time for this week's edition of Steve you got presented by DraftKings sportsbook. Stay tuned because you'll hear more about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. College football week 13, three and seven a week ago. My apologies. Rough one, bounce back. Here we go. I'm bouncing back. 59, 58 and two on the season. I'm Blaine Gabbard. That's who I am with college football picks. Ohio State, big game this weekend, taking on Indiana. Ohio State is minus 13. Buy it down to 12 and a half. Indiana cinderella, season done. Ohio State wins. They cover the Buckeyes by 21 points at home. Florida plus 10. Take it on Mississippi. Buy it up to 10 and a half. Mississippi wins the game. Florida covers Mississippi by seven points in Gainesville. Illinois plus one and a half, taking on Rutgers. The game is at Rutgers. I'm taking the Illini. They win. They cover Illinois by 7 points on the road. UNC at BC. It is minus 3 for the tar Heels. I'm doing this for Taylor. It was Taylor's pick. Buy it down to two and a half. Take North Carolina. They've been playing better lately. They win. They cover Carolina by 10 points on the road. Taylor, Arizona State minus three. Take it up. BYU. BYU. The BYU coming off a loss. Oh, I don't like teams who had a national championship in sight. And then they have their first loss. You know what that means. They usually lose the weekend after they lose that first game. I just made that up. I have no idea if I'm right or not. I totally made it up off the top of my head. I'm taking Arizona State minus two and a half. They're going to beat BYU. The Sun Devils win by 10 points over BYU. Colorado. They're going to the playoffs. They're taking on Kansas. Kansas is getting three points. I'm taking Colorado. Buy it down to two and a half. Colorado wins and covers Colorado by 14 points over Kansas. Texas Tech minus three and a half. They're at Oklahoma State. Oklahoma State is awful. Awful. Just terrible. I'm taking Tech here. Buy it down to three. Tech wins, they cover. They win by 14 points. Louisiana minus 10 at home. They're taking on Troy. Buy it down to nine and a half. Louisiana wins and they cover Louisiana by 14 points. Texas A and M -2 and a half at Auburn. I'm taking the Aggies here. They win. They cover. They win by a touchdown. Colorado State plus three and a half at Fresno State. Colorado State wins the game outright. They win by four points at Fresno State. They cover as well. NFL Week 11, 4 and 2 a week ago. 49, 29 and 2 on the season. I'm on a heater. If I'm the Blaine Gabbard of picking college football games, I'm the Tom Brady of picking NFL games. How about that? This is where it all goes to right here. Because I'm getting cocky. Dolphins -7 taking on the Patriots. Buy it down to six and a half. Dolphins win. They cover. They win by 17 points at home. Texans minus seven and a half. They're taking on the Titans. Titans not good. Texans very good. Buy it down to seven. Houston wins and covers. They win by 13 points. Broncos Bo Nick sneaky good. Minus five and a half. They're at the Raiders. The Broncos win and they they cover. Broncos by 10 points. Shador Sanders excited yet again on social media because the Raiders have lost. Packers minus two and a half. Ticket on San Francisco. They win. They cover. Packers by 10. It's Arizona minus one at Seattle. Arizona. They're good. I'm convinced Kyler Murray has finally arrived. They win. They cover. Arizona by six points on the road. Eagles minus three at the Rams. Buy it down to two and a half. The Eagles win and cover the Eagles by 10 points on the road. And finally, Chargers plus three. Take it on the Ravens. The Ravens are three point favorites on the road against the Chargers. They are overrating Baltimore, underrating the LA Chargers. I'm taking the Chargers here. Buy it up to three and a half. They get three and a half at home. I have the Chargers winning the game outright. 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Dan Le Batard
Where's Dick Face at?
Stugotz
That's a whole thing, man. Well, I'm here, but Stugott. It's a whole thing. He. It's the week that his book is coming out. It's coming out next Tuesday. So now you know.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, my God.
Stugotz
We have our. We have our.
Billy Gill
You know, I just showed us.
Dan Le Batard
They just showed me an inside look at him selling his book. Oh, my God.
Stugotz
He's just. He's running around selling his book, not even doing his normal obligations. He's just. Guests appearing on other shows. Didn't even tell us this was happening. We find out, like, hey, I gotta go. I gotta go do a promo for my book.
Dan Le Batard
Cheese.
Stugotz
Yeah. Big week next week for you, Chris.
Dan Le Batard
Big week. Why?
Stugotz
It's your family's Thanksgiving football game.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, that's right. Have the lines come out yet on it or.
Stugotz
Yeah, like, where can I.
Dan Le Batard
Not yet. Vegas is still trying to figure out who's playing, who's in, who's out.
Stugotz
Do you know the roster, Bill?
Dan Le Batard
Will he be playing? I don't know. Maybe this year. Do they know that you've been doing CrossFit, and that's.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Move the line.
Stugotz
At least I would.
Dan Le Batard
Probably why they haven't come out with the line. They got a few investigators out, checking my shape, seeing what I'm doing.
Stugotz
I mean, sure, it looks a little looser than last.
Billy Gill
Sorry.
Stugotz
See? Oh, here we go.
Dan Le Batard
What the. Are you kidding me? That was the biggest Billy move ever right there.
Stugotz
What?
Dan Le Batard
I mean, we got a thing scheduled. He scheduled something else for his own personal life. Enjoyment out of his book. I mean, what's he got to write in a book? I moved from Long Island, I moved to Miami, and I talk like an idiot on the radio every day. What a buck. Great book. Thanks.
Stugotz
I don't know if he can even hear you.
Dan Le Batard
I don't even know if he can hear you. But that was wonderful.
Stugotz
There was. I heard him.
Dan Le Batard
I hope you're recording, right? Yeah, I hope we're going.
Billy Gill
Yeah, we're recording. Sims, go ahead. Keep talking about me. Go ahead.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, we're talking about you. Don't worry. We talked a lot about you.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure you did.
Dan Le Batard
Very Billy. Very Billy of you to show up late here and doing other things.
Billy Gill
I'm sorry. I'm promoting my book. That's all I was doing. I mean, damn.
Dan Le Batard
What's the. What's the title of the book?
Billy Gill
The title of the book is Stu Gods's Personal Record Book Book. It is right here.
Dan Le Batard
Got his personal record book?
Billy Gill
Yes, it is my personal record book. The Real winners and Losers in Sports. I use the personal record book as a throwaway line. Once at ESPN when I was talking about Kevin Durant saying, I don't care what the record books say in my personal record book, which I don't have.
Dan Le Batard
But now I do remember that.
Billy Gill
Yeah. I said, durant has no rings in my personal record book.
Dan Le Batard
Right, right. Okay. All right. All right. I understand the title then. That makes sense. At first, it did not make sense to me, and I was like, damn, that's a lot of words, but okay.
Billy Gill
Yeah, well, it is a lot of words. I mean, more words than I ever thought I would write my entire life. Sims.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, you're right. I mean, damn. Writing a book. I was making fun of you for writing a book. And, like, how much are you, really? Well, yeah, I mean, we know he's not writing. He's talking to someone who's writing it for him. We got that.
Billy Gill
I love your support. Thank you, guys.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, we know. We know that. I mean. Yeah. And he's not even talking. Clearly, they have to. To, like, fix his talking as they go, too, and they're like, wait, that didn't make sense. Can you say it in an English sentence for us? The proper way? Yeah. So, I mean, lots of issues.
Billy Gill
Luckily, I got. Luckily I got Ler the right. The forward, and I got plenty of people to contribute. And, Sims, if you're wondering why you aren't one of them, it's because I have you earmarked for chapter 10 in the next book. How about that? You excited?
Dan Le Batard
Oh, wow. Wow. There's going to be a. There's a sequel to the next book. You're. You're already that confident.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
That this will do that well that they're gonna ask you to do another one? I don't know. I'll have to throw the challenge flag on that one.
Billy Gill
Really?
Stugotz
What is the next one, Stugotts?
Billy Gill
I have no idea. I was just making. Okay.
Stugotz
All right. Stugotts, while you were away, before you joined us, Chris Sims was telling us how we shouldn't use microwaves anymore. So. Right. Why you don't want to remove those from your diet.
Dan Le Batard
Microwave takes the nutrients out of your food. Right? Just, you can look it up right now if you want. But yeah, you don't want to use a microwave. It's not, it's not, you're not getting the full nutritional benefits of the food that you're eating when you put it in a microwave. I haven't used a microwave. I told Billy, I'm no joke. It's been 20 years. I don't think I've had a microwave in the last two houses. I've lived in maybe the last three houses. So, yeah, I stay away from that kind of stuff.
Billy Gill
And how'd you guys feel about that? Billy, how do you feel about that?
Stugotz
I mean. Well, because he, we got to it because he's eating breakfast. He has home cooked food that he's eating there and he has tinfoil around it. Then we ask how heats it up. He said the tinfoil and that he doesn't microwave anything. What kind of like your bacon crispy? Like a little.
Dan Le Batard
I used to, when I was younger it was crispy. Now I like a little flop in it. You know, it's like, it's funny as you get older, right? Like you start to like fat and grizzle a little bit more. I don't know what, I used to be the guy that would cut that off and now I'm like the one that's telling my kids, like, oh, you wimp. Eat this right here. That's a great piece. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stugotz
I like my bacon hard enough that I could stab someone in the chest with it if I needed to.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
You know.
Dan Le Batard
Wow. Yeah. That's stupid. Why would you like that? Why? Why?
Billy Gill
I mean, Sims, what happens when you're in a rush and you just got to nuke something real quick, you know?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I, I, that, that doesn't happen. I just, I, I, I would, I don't know. It doesn't happen. I haven't thought about it in forever. And it's either hot and ready to go or it's just not going to get eaten. Or you just got to turn the oven on before you go. You got to turn the oven on, let it heat up in there for a few minutes and go. But yeah, no microwave in the Sims household right now.
Stugotz
So, guys, I asked him the same question before and he gave me the most dad answer ever. He said, don't be in a rush.
Dan Le Batard
There you go. Or be In a rush and make sure it's hot already and then just take it with you. That's what I do. That's why I have a wife. I mean, those are one of the things that is a benefit of having a wife. And my old, traditional 1950 marriage that we both agreed to.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Is like, hey, where's my breakfast? I'm going out the door here. It better be hot and ready to go.
Billy Gill
Are you certain your wife agreed to these terms? Are you certain of that? I mean, because I'm going to send this audio to her and see if.
Dan Le Batard
She agreed to that. No, she would agree. Like, she wouldn't even fight. She'd be like, no, that's. That's our relationship. And that's why I can go buy a Birkin bag at, you know, from Hermes whenever I want. That. That's. That's where we. And trust me, she's winning. So. Don't worry, Stu. Gods, he lives next to Adam Silver. If he wants me to have that sort of relationship, I'll make sure his breakfast is hot and ready.
Stugotz
Wow. There you go.
Dan Le Batard
You're funny. Yeah. Sorry. I don't want to see you in the kitchen, though, when I get there.
Billy Gill
So I'm guessing his wife is slightly more attractive. Mikey.
Stugotz
Yeah. Chris, if you had to marry one of the three of us, who would it be?
Dan Le Batard
Oh, either. None of them. There's no positive thing to answer there.
Stugotz
Right?
Billy Gill
But you have to. You have to.
Dan Le Batard
You have to live a single life, right? I'm going to live a single life. Right?
Billy Gill
I mean, Sims, come on. I mean, money, you wouldn't factor in anything. You have to marry one of the three of us. I'd go, billy, don't marry any of us for money.
Stugotz
Get out of here.
Dan Le Batard
I'm not marrying any of you. Right. I mean, no way. That's just not happening. Sorry. There's just some things I'll play along with, and this is one that I won't.
Billy Gill
I was using the money to try to get him to marry me. Billy, that's.
Stugotz
I understand, but he's worth more than.
Billy Gill
He's worth way more than I am.
Dan Le Batard
I know, but you're. You're a below average writer, and, you know, I like creativity, so I could never marry.
Billy Gill
Yes. It's why I needed all these people to write my book.
Stugotz
Sims.
Billy Gill
Sims, you should write a book, man.
Dan Le Batard
Nah. I mean, maybe one day, but I'll let the stories continue to accumulate. One day I'll get there. Maybe, but I don't know. I'm also one that's like, am I that interesting to write a book? And I don't want to deal with having to even get it orchestrated or talk to somebody a few hours every day and do all that crap. Maybe when I'm older.
Billy Gill
I think being the son of an NFL quarterback, Super bowl winning champion quarterback, what it's like growing up in that household, what it's like being in that environment. I do think there's some people that would be interested in that he was an NFL quarterback.
Dan Le Batard
I hear that. I hear that.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
No, I. And I got, I mean, I got a ton of stories. That's one thing. It will never, they'll never go away as me and stories. Just whether it's my dad's career into my own career. Been very fortunate to be around a lot of cool, crazy people in a crazy business. So, yeah, we'll. We'll get there eventually.
Stugotz
Chris, you mentioned earlier not being in a rush. You know who wasn't in a rush this weekend? Mike McDaniel and the dolphins. It was a strange game for them, right, where normally it's just fast, fast, fast here, try to get an 80 yard touchdown. If not it's a three and now turn the ball over. And they have a lot of possessions this week. We saw kind of something different from McDaniel on the dolphins offense where they had really long, drawn out drives. He had eight, nine minute drives. I think they only had the ball five or six times the entire game. They scored all of them except the one leading into the half where they ran out the clock. Is this kind of what they're going to have to do?
Dan Le Batard
Yes, yes.
Stugotz
To make things work?
Dan Le Batard
Well, yeah, it's who they are. It's kind of cool, right? Like, you know, you already heard that phrase like three yards in a cloud of dust, right? From like a running football team. You know, it's not dust, but it's like, like three yards and a cloud because they just, you know, they, they're literally playing that way through the pass game. It's like a ball control, passing offense is what I've kind of said to people over the last few weeks. Even the week before that against the Rams, it was similar. And then of course the week before that against the Arizona Cardinals, it's not big plays, right? We've talked about it. They're going to, they're going to just surgically destroy you. A lot of 4, 8, 5, 4, run the ball, run the ball, screen, run it again, do all that, chew up the clock. They're pretty efficient doing that. Going to go down and get points and then you're going to lean on your defense and your defense kind of plays the same way where it's like, well, we're going to make you go the long way and the hard way. And we think that one of those plays of the 10 yard drive you'll mess up and we'll get a turnover. You'll get so far behind the chains that you won't be able to get a first down. They're playing that way. It's effective, it fits their football team. I think they'll, I think they'll win easily this week against the Patriots because of that.
Billy Gill
PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the unbuttoned podcast as well. Football night in America. Chris, are the Bengals going to up Joe Barrow's prime?
Dan Le Batard
Well, I mean, I hope not. I mean of course they, they up this year, that's for sure. Yeah, but you can't say that about other years. So this is the first year of like where you can probably put the, the onus on the, the Bengals organization going. You didn't make the proper moves, you didn't handle certain situations in the off season the right way and that's why you're sitting here at 4 and 7 and really probably got to run the table. Maybe can lose one game maybe. But yeah, you know, not addressing some of the defensive issues and being able to evaluate that at the end of training camp going, man, we need more depth on the D line. Maybe we need to get another corner in the group to help our secondary. Of course, the Jamar Chase contract situation was definitely a distraction. So that is all on the Bengals and ownership and the front office and all of that. Hopefully they don't do that next year. But you know, I mean, to your point, Stugotts, this is definitely one where you can put on them for sure.
Billy Gill
No question about it. How about Josh Allen? Did he win the MVP on that kind of walk off touchdown run against Kansas City? I know Kansas City got the ball.
Dan Le Batard
Back, but yeah, no, no, I don't think it's like mvp. I don't think he wins the MVP yet.
Billy Gill
It was a great moment though for him, man.
Dan Le Batard
It was a great moment and, and him and Lamar, I mean again, I'm not going to be, we can't be, you know, recency bias, right. Lamar has been mvp. Awesome highlight show almost every week the whole year. This last game, of course it was the Steelers. They got his number. He didn't play his best either. So there's A little of all that. But I think as you do look at it, I do think it's those two guys right now. As far as the leaders, the guys in the leader house there. As far as the MVP conversation. And I will say that I think last week is a landmark moment to your points. Dugas, in that in this way, I don't like. The Bills are real this year. This is the most real team they've had in a while. If they play the Chiefs in the playoffs, I'm going to say it right. This might come back to bite me. They're going to beat the Chiefs in the playoffs this year too.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Dan Le Batard
This was the first time the Chiefs couldn't just play. Let's just stop Josh Allen and we'll win the game. The Bills have other guys now. Oh, you want to play man to man and put everybody in the box and stop the Josh Allen run or our run game. Oh, Amari Cooper or Khalil Shakir will beat you in man to man coverage. Sorry, you don't have Legeria Sneed anymore. Your defense isn't as good. The Bills O line is so good that when the Chiefs play at a vanilla defense, they get pushed, pushed around and moved around. So. And then we know the Chief's offense is not good. So yeah, I think the Bills are going to be in this. They're going to be in the race of the number one seed. I would say they're the best team in the AFC. The Chiefs things guy is crazy. 40 years of football intuition wants to tell me they can't do this and go to the Super Bowl. Right. Play defense, just get it done type of thing.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Except they had a five year game run at the end of last year that they did it. So you're scared to say that, but I just find that it'll be hard to replicate and what the way they're playing right now on. On the offensive side of the ball especially.
Billy Gill
I've said it every year. Just keep saying it until you get it right and then hold that one up, you know.
Dan Le Batard
Well, this one's got real flaws to it. That. That's where.
Billy Gill
And real challengers, Chris. Real challengers.
Dan Le Batard
Exactly right. And last year Kelsey was a better player than he is. This year he's, you know, he's on the downward trend of his career at this time of the year. Last year we saw Rasheed Rice starting to come along going, ooh, he's got something to him here. Watch out. Right now there's nobody coming along that I say ooh watch out. We might exceed Xavier Worthy here and there and all that. I get it. The Chiefs, when they just rush four, they can't really get after the quarterback. And like I said, without legerious need, people have forgotten about that. They had legerious need and McDuffie, I would say two of the top four corners in football on their team last year they could basically just go, hey, nine guys stop the run. These two guys will cover the other guy. The receivers, no worries. They don't do that now. There's some different issues there and yeah, I don't think they're as good as last year.
Billy Gill
Chris, is it possible we're looking at a situation in which, and I can't believe I'm saying this, where Bo Nicks might be the best quarterback out of this quarterback class?
Dan Le Batard
I don't think it's like crazy to think that he, he's got skills. This is where, like this is where the draft evaluators and all that got to stop looking at the college offense and drafting the offense. Right? They only throw screens. He must not have a very strong army. Well, wait, what about the four 25 yard lasers he threw during the game? They just going to discount those, Right? So decipher through it. Work a little bit. That's what I don't get. And that's where everybody, everybody I talked to, oh, all he did was throw screens. Now they're talking about Dylan Gabriel this year who's doing the same thing and they're like, hey, he's going to win the Heisman. He's the best player in college football. It's like, it makes, it's just like so why that's awesome. But this wasn't like what the hell is everybody talking about? So it's, it's, it's, it's ass backwards with that kind of there. He's got, he's an incredible athlete, he's very smart, he's played football, he's accurate as hell and his arm is way stronger than people gave it credit for. And all they do is throw power throws. So the greatest offensive mind we've seen in football over the last 20 years. He liked the guy. And he's throwing. Every throw they throw is like 25, 30 yards down the field. He obviously thinks his arms strong enough. And yes, you got, he's, he, they, they're going to be here. They can go to the playoffs.
Mike Golic
They're.
Dan Le Batard
I would bet they're going to be in the playoffs.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
And he's got a good chance of winning. Rookie of the year.
Billy Gill
So you're saying, are you, who are you calling out there? Are you calling out gm?
Dan Le Batard
I'm calling out all the draft, all that. That's all I ever heard.
Billy Gill
Right?
Dan Le Batard
I still hear it. I still hear people on certain texts I'm on where they'll watch Bo Nicks for a minute and they'll send a screenshot of his stats from the first quarter of a game and go, I can't believe this guy was drafted in the first round. And I want to send the text at the end of the game to go, oh, they won. And he threw for 70%. 300. You. You don't know what you're talking about. That's what I want to, you know, say to some of these idiots on my group text. I know. Well, I do. I usually end up just saying in person, don't worry, big dog.
Billy Gill
What do you make of, what'd you make of Joe Douglas being let go by the jets this past week here?
Dan Le Batard
I mean, I'm not surprised. I feel bad for Joe Douglas in some ways. Right. There's just so many issues there with the Jets. And here's my first thing is the talent on the team, which the GM was responsible for. I mean, nobody in football would sit here and go, oh, the jets don't have any talent. I mean, there's a lot of teams in football that go, oh, I'd trade the jets roster for my roster right now.
Billy Gill
Yeah, right.
Dan Le Batard
Like, I'll do it. They got a lot of great stuff. The thing that hurt him, there's two things. His in a or his. Some of the bad coaching hires. You could say that right from the very start. Zach Wilson, he gets a defensive head coach. And Robert, a first time head coach, has no idea how to kind of bring along a young quarterback. Of course you can get into then, I think so you can get into the coaching stuff there, offensive coordinators through those times, all of that. And then you can also get into the Aaron Rodgers thing. And when they brought in Aaron Rodgers, they anointed him king of the organization. And it's very rarely king of the organization works that doesn't work in football.
Billy Gill
Yep. Right.
Dan Le Batard
Tom Brady and the Patriots are awesome. Why? Because Bill Belichick was king and Brady was the General. And that's when football works. Right. As awesome as Peyton Manning was the sheriff, right? He still wasn't the king. Tony Dungy was the king. He was the sheriff. And that king at quarterback never has worked, never will. Even when Brady went to Tampa Bay, Bruce Arians was still King, he made everybody know that, that that was the case. And even in the Chiefs right now, Patrick Mahomes is maybe the greatest thing we've ever seen at quarterback. This King is still Andy Reid. And so those would be the mistakes. I look at a Joe Douglas that, you know, led to his demise.
Stugotz
So what's the order? It's King, Sheriff, General, where General and Sheriff in the.
Billy Gill
I think General is ahead of Sheriff in the pecking order.
Dan Le Batard
It just depends. Is it, Is it a. It's, you know, it depends. Like Peyton's from the south, so I went with Sheriff. I don't know, it just seems like it was better that way. All right. I have no idea. Either way is very high ranking and you should listen to them. That's my point.
Stugotz
All right.
Dan Le Batard
Jets don't even have a Duke. Yeah, you don't have a duke. You don't even have a deputy. You guys are. You guys got a crap. You Bear, you got a, you got a, you got a traffic officer. That's what you got. We can't even fire a 30 and 64 GM the right way. We can't even do that. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, you, you can't do a lot of things the right way. I know, Mikey.
Stugotz
Chris, is that going to be a good job, the jets job? Because there's weapons. You just don't have a quarterback, it seems. Because if you read the reports, Aaron's not going to be back next year. Woody didn't want him to be here this year, so.
Dan Le Batard
No.
Stugotz
Do you want that?
Dan Le Batard
I saw the article Mikey A. Wrote about, you know, Rogers not throwing the ball down the field and like, man, good work, Mikey. Yeah, I mean, spot on.
Mike Golic
Appreciate that.
Billy Gill
Sports, he got it all from you.
Dan Le Batard
I mean it was, well, it was great. And he did a deeper dive into it and got in the numbers even farther than me there. And like, I mean, again, again, to only throw the ball in the air over 10 yards four times last week, you should be like fired just because of that. The current NFL, you threw four passes over 10 yards against the ass Colts defense. Like, are you trying to win or are you protecting your numbers? That's, again, it goes back to that conversation. It's that, that's, that's part of the problem again. What? When you play Jet, we play defense against the Jets. You just got to worry about runs and little short passes to the outside. That's all you got to worry about.
Billy Gill
Chris, I'm interested in your thoughts on this. Am I crazy to be okay with Woody Johnson? Because last Year. If you remember the criticism. Hold on a sec. If you remember that criticism of, hey, we don't have a backup in case Aaron gets hurt. And Aaron got hurt and they didn't have a backup and we mocked them the entire season. So this year they went out of their way to get Tyrod Taylor, who was a legitimate backup in the NFL. He has started many games in the NFL. And so Woody, who Jet fans criticize for not taking this thing seriously, not paying attention, not caring the way the fan base cares, he recognized that Aaron wasn't playing well, wasn't throwing the ball down the field, and had the audacity as the owner to walk into an office that he owns and say, hey, how about Tyrod Taylor instead of Aaron Rodgers? I'm okay with that, Chris. And the fact that Joe Douglas and Salah were protecting a guy that has no business being protected by the jets is absurd.
Dan Le Batard
I hear you there. And you know, back to like the jets, when people want to be. Was that a good job? Yes, it's a good job. But there's going to be people out there go, I don't know if I want to deal with Woody Johnson on the quarterback issue. That'll be a thing, right? It will. Whether that's fair or not. And to your point here. Right. I think a lot of what you say there is. Right. But what, what I will push back against is. And what we've heard the timing of that and him saying that was 10 days after I heard the whole jets fan base, like, have you ever seen a quarterback be able to read defenses like Aaron Rodgers? Oh, my gosh. What he did against the Patriots, he was like, he called their defense before they called their defense. So Mike, it was like, like, how does he see it so quickly? Oh, my gosh. And then 10 days later you want to bench him. That's where I can't get behind that. Okay.
Billy Gill
I was one of them, by the way.
Dan Le Batard
Well, right. So everybody was. I'm not trying to get on you.
Billy Gill
So was I.
Dan Le Batard
But, but, so, but so, like, but if that conversation went down two weeks ago, I'd be like, oh, yeah, that's justifiable. The quarterback sucky right now. Maybe they need to put somebody else in.
Stugotz
Right, right.
Dan Le Batard
I don't think you're crazy with that thought. I just don't think the timing of that thought. And what Woody has said, you know, we think he has said whatever through the Rumorville. Well, that. I don't think that timing is correct. Speaking of sucky quarterbacks in New York what did you make of the decision to bench Daniel Jones but not for Drew Lock, who they brought in to be the number two, but for Tommy Cutlets? Oh, I know. Well, I mean, I'm not surprised by the Daniel Jones thing, right. With the 23 million injury guarantee, we all knew this was coming. I didn't know if it was going to come this week. Right away I thought maybe they'd try to, maybe try to win a game or two with Daniel Jones and then put him on ice just to make the record look better. I didn't know how it was going to shake out. Now the reason Tommy DeVito is getting pushed is all about dollars and cents in the fan base. It's a total business decision. That's what it is. How do that goes over in the locker room? I don't know. There's definitely be certain people that go, damn. So we're just not going to play the better player. Now the guy that we've seen in practice be the number two that we talked about benching the first guy for to put in and we're going to put the third guy over all of them like that. There's going to be guys in the locker room like, what the hell is that? But hey, it's, it's, it's Tommy DeVito. He does have a following. He's a Jersey guy. The fans up here are frustrated with the Giants and they've been clamoring for Tommy DeVito. So the Giants owners and front office gave them what they want and I think it's just as simple as that. Mikey, is Brian Day Ball in trouble? Is he on the hot seat with this? I think so. I think so. How could they not all be? I think again, how the year ends and how they play for Brian Day Ball down the stretch and what he does on the offensive side of the ball is all going to go into that first meeting evaluation right after the season's over to where it goes. Now, where I will go crazy and you'll hear me next week is if they break out some different offense this week because this is a pet peeve of mine, oh, we have a good quarterback. He's our starter, this is our offense. Then we get to the backup or the third stringer and they go, hey, we got to help him out. We got to do some more trick plays. We got to do this, do that, that. And I always come on with Orio and go snow. Why the couldn't they've done that with the starting quarterback? Like why was was there, there was A rule like, oh, that play was too good. We don't want to do that to our starting quarterback. And that's where I will go crazy this week. And I won't be surprised if we watch. We'll see some of that crap this week with the Giants will be creative all of a sudden and Daniel Jones gonna be on the sideline going, we couldn't call this play when I was in the game. So we'll see where that goes.
Billy Gill
PFT with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the unbuttoned podcast as well. Football night in America. I will get you out of here in just a second. Chris, I'm wondering, if you're in charge of the Dallas Cowboys, who is the person you're hiring to run that organization?
Dan Le Batard
Oh, I know who.
Billy Gill
It's a tough one.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, I go back to my like, same. I mean, again, I don't think a Bill, I mean a Bill Belichick would be horrible there. I think they could use a guy to get the whole organization in order. I look at that, you know, my love of Mike Vrabel and everything there. But do they change it up? Do they try to go some young, unproven offensive guy to add some life and juice to their football team? I really don't know where it goes, but there are disasters. You know, their offense is not good. They're starting quarterbacks out, they have one receiver they can worry about, they can't run the football and their defense is just okay. And I of course expect them to lose this week against the Commanders by a touchdown or two. And that one.
Billy Gill
How about the Jets? Who would you hire there? Like? Cause Belichick doesn't want that job.
Dan Le Batard
And which job would you rather have? Ooh, I would probably rather have the jets job. The jets one is the one where I look at and go, that's. And I think we said this last week. That's where I look at Mike Vrabel. Mike Vrabel. They need to have a guy that's going to go in there and go, no, no, no. This is how it's going down in the facility. This is how it's going down in the practice field. I've been around football my whole life. We're going to worry about this and this and football and football and football and not hard knocks and press conference and we're cool. And our rookie and second year players are going to make State of the Union addresses all the time and tell us how the state of the team is that to me, you know, I'm a big rainbow fan. He'd be top of my list in a lot of places.
Stugotz
Stu Gots, what's the top job? Jets.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugotz
Cowboys? Bears.
Dan Le Batard
Gosh. Ooh. I think the Bears would probably be that the Bears have a lot of young talent and you have the quarterback but damn, I mean as we look at it right now there's going to be seven, eight job openings I think right. Yeah, I do. But the Bears one I think will be one that is like, like the offensive play caller ones. The Ben Johnson's of the world. They're all going to go, ooh, I'd like to go to Chicago. You know we improve that offensive line. Yeah, we maybe get one more receiver. Ooh, watch out for us. I think that would be, you know, towards the top of the list.
Stugotz
Well, there's also possibly, I mean not officially yet, but I mean we assume it's going to happen. The Jaguars with your beloved Trevor Lawrence might be out here, Chris?
Dan Le Batard
Well, yeah, it could be. There's a lot of people that believe that's what part of the reason Ben Johnson put 52 on the Jaguars last week with the Lions. Right. I had a lot of just to show. Well again that's not going to be the worst job in the world. People are going to look at that and go wait, there's really only to go up right? They the quarterback again. I understand you questioning him Billy, but we have seen him do it like we've seen him go on a playoff run and make some magical games and game winning comebacks. Had the Chiefs on the road so there, there's enough evidence to go, I think I can make it work with this guy. I know maybe not everybody's going to believe that but, but I still think that Jaguars as a whole, they got a lot of young pieces too. They certainly shouldn't have the record they should they have right now with the talent on that team, Chris.
Billy Gill
The team that's starting to scare me. Last one for me, the Chargers because you have Justin Herbert who's a great quarterback but he's simply not turning the ball over. He's got one interception I think the entire year. If he continues to do that, doesn't matter how many touchdown passes he throws for that defense is so good that if he could just not turn the ball over, that team could go far in the playoffs.
Dan Le Batard
Man, they're, they're made for the playoffs. Yes, they're made for it.
Billy Gill
Yeah, right.
Dan Le Batard
They're made for oh tough physical 23, 20, 2017 divisional playoff game and cold weather Whatever. Right? The Broncos are similar that way. They just have a rookie quarterback.
Stugotz
Right.
Dan Le Batard
The Steelers are a little that way, too. But I think the Chargers are the best version of all of them. Them and like Joe Burrow and the Bengals didn't, like, crack the code last week. I did a full breakdown of this on. On my Wednesday podcast. Chris Sims on button. When I watched the Bill, I mean, Joe Burrow and Chase and Higgins just made some absolute baller plays, period. That's all there is, too. It wasn't like the next. Like, the Ravens this week are like, oh, they cracked the code. Now we know how to attack their. We got it. We got it. No, not at all. Their defense is phenomenal. Right. You said it about Herbert. They can run the ball. They got. I think they're dangerous. I think the. The Chargers are one of the top teams. I actually picked them to beat the Ravens this week in la and again, I wouldn't bet on that, but I'm going to take them to win by like three points. I am.
Stugotz
Wow.
Billy Gill
You concerned about the Ravens at all? Because if they lose that game, they're sitting at 6 and 5, I think. Right.
Dan Le Batard
I've been concerned about the Ravens. The Ravens don't play through the run enough. And I, you know, I banged on the table forever about that. And I understand they get away with it some weeks because they're so good and they can get away with it. But, like, you know, there was a game the other day where the run game was there and they just, there's a little reluctance to call it and ride with it a little bit.
Billy Gill
Agreed.
Dan Le Batard
They got to do that. When they play through the run and we don't notice they play through the run, we go, whoa, look at all these yards and points. And I go, well, yeah, look at the start of the game, they ran the ball, they gashed them, and then it just all wide opens up and they don't do that. They're reluctant to do that at times. And of course I'm scared of their defense. Their defense stinks. And that's why it's like, they'll never be a game that's not close. As long as they're playing a team that's in the upper half of football, it'll be a close game with the Ravens because everybody can throw the football on them. And I think, really, you can run the ball on them a little better than people think, too. It's just people want to throw at every play because it's, it's easy pickings that way.
Billy Gill
All right, man. We appreciate it. My apologies for being late. PFT with Mike Florio.
Dan Le Batard
Books to sell.
Billy Gill
Wanted to apologize. PFD with Mike Florio every day on Peacock, the unbuttoned podcast as well. Football night in America. They have the Rams, they have the Eagles, they have the NFL coach of the year, Nick Sirianni, Chris Sims. Guys, big week coming up. Next week we get the Thanksgiving Day Sims football game preview. I mean, this is very exciting.
Dan Le Batard
Lock it in, Lock it in. Big year. First time Big Phil will be there in years. Wow. What's gonna go down there?
Stugotz
Is he playing?
Dan Le Batard
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, if he's playing, he becomes full time quarterback. Oh, no QB for you. I'll be running routes, which.
Stugotz
That releases a weapon, a CrossFit weapon.
Dan Le Batard
It does. That's what the Vegas is not sure what the line of the game is yet because of the quarterback situation. And they want to check my physical status after CrossFit, they know I might be a notch above most years. So I'm dangerous. I'm like, Tyree Kill out there this year.
Stugotz
What about your brother Matt? Is he playing?
Dan Le Batard
Oh, yeah, he'll play, he'll play. The big thing with my brother and them is will they get there before it's dark?
Billy Gill
Right, right.
Dan Le Batard
That's my sister and brother.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
Like the last few Thanksgivings, they get there and we can barely play because it's dark outside. So hopefully I could get them there earlier today.
Billy Gill
Can you imagine Phil if he tells Chris to go on a 10 yard in Route and Chris goes out?
Stugotz
Can you imagine?
Billy Gill
Oh, my God, Phil is going to mother you, dude.
Dan Le Batard
Seriously? Seriously. I'll hear it from my house. Or I'll start taking over and be like, no, no, do this, do this. And they'd be like, well, you shut up, Christopher. I got it now.
Stugotz
Now I'm just imagining. I'm imagining Phil throwing balls out hospital balls out there where Chris is sending his nephews to the hospital. He's just targeting all of them.
Dan Le Batard
Maybe, maybe he better be careful.
Billy Gill
All right, well, we'll get the full preview next week. We might have to have big garage just to preview the game.
Dan Le Batard
That'd be good, actually. I'll. I'll reach out and see if we can get him on there.
Billy Gill
Oh, that'd be so much fun. All right, check him out. PFT with Mike Florio. The unbuttoned podcast as well. Football night in America again. They have. They have the Rams coming up against Nick Sirianni and the Philadelphia Eagles this Sunday night. It's a pretty good game. Both teams still in contention. The Eagles one of the better teams in the NFL. We appreciate it, buddy. Looking forward to next week.
Dan Le Batard
Always, guys, be good. Have a good weekend. Enjoy the games. Love you guys. Long time.
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Dan Le Batard
See dkng co. Bam. Guys, guys, guys. Who's that stranger I see? Who's that stranger in the corner?
Stugotz
Who is that that just joined?
Chris Simms
Carl, my man.
Stugotz
Baby.
Chris Simms
I missed you, buddy. Man.
Dan Le Batard
Come on, man. I've been missing you. I've been talking to you. It's not the same without you. I know, I know.
Chris Simms
I had some family, some stuff with my son, but it's all good. Thank you, though.
Billy Gill
That's the story.
Dan Le Batard
Okay.
Chris Simms
I listen to both shows, so I wrote down a couple notes.
Dan Le Batard
He's back.
Stugotz
What note? What notes did you write down?
Chris Simms
I want to wait till he gets on.
Stugotz
We'll wait for Mojo so you can give us your notes on what we would do. It also is quite coincidental, K Funk, that you're coming on after having a three and two week. And two weeks.
Chris Simms
I was three and two the last two weeks when I wasn't on.
Dan Le Batard
Right?
Stugotz
Yeah. I mean, you seem to be doing better when you're not here than when you are here. Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
That's been a trend on the show this year. That's interesting.
Stugotz
That should be studied, I think.
Chris Simms
Yeah. Mojo. Mojo. When Mojo doesn't come on and he goes opposite me, he wins. When he makes his own picks, he loses. Yeah, it's the same. It's.
Stugotz
I mean, Carl.
Dan Le Batard
Carl's hot streak started when he wasn't on the show.
Stugotz
When I wasn't on the show.
Dan Le Batard
Exactly. Gordy, did you have a good week last week? Well, I know last we all went.
Stugotz
Yeah, same thing happened.
Chris Simms
We all went three and two except Mojo. I think Mojo went two and three.
Stugotz
No, there was someone else who didn't go three and two, and it was Carl Douglas who went four and one last week.
Dan Le Batard
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stugotz
He's immune to the show now.
Chris Simms
Nice, Carl.
Dan Le Batard
He's live. Are we recording? Are we recording out?
Stugotz
We are recording. I will share with all of you this information. After Carl's four and one week and Mojo's two and three week, we have a new head of the leaderboard here. So if we go to the standings, Carl has now surpassed Mojo in the standings at 30, 20 and 1. Carl has a.598 win percentage. After a two and three week, Mojo has fallen down to 32, 22 and 2, and he has a.589 win percentage. Okay, now also a very slow path, but we got here. Mike Rollis is back at.500 at 20 and 20.
Dan Le Batard
Big Mike, can I ask you a water?
Chris Simms
And I love Mike. Mike's awesome. For. Especially the. That he talks about Mojo. I love that.
Stugotz
Here we go.
Chris Simms
Let me ask you a question. That Owen, five week of mics. Did we just. Did we just delete that from the.
Stugotz
What? Oh, and five week of Mike. Mike's.
Chris Simms
He went on five one week and we just deleted it.
Stugotz
No, all of his. All of his weeks have counted so far.
Chris Simms
All right. Hey, Mike. Props to you, baby.
Mike Golic
I love you.
Stugotz
The only weeks of Mike that didn't count were his. His first three weeks that he missed that. He went 15. 0. We didn't count those. If that was the case, he'd be 35 and 20. So.
Chris Simms
All right, continue on.
Stugotz
Yeah, well, and then we also had. We had a little bit of movement at the. The bottom of the rankings as well. Where. Well, Share Bear staying kind of where he's right. Been the entire season. He's 24, 30 and 2. He has a 431 win percentage. And Gordy has passed K Funk, he passed him a couple weeks ago and had the exact same record as K. Funk last week at 3 and 2 each of them. So Gordy's 21, 34 and 2 is a.386 win percentage. And K. Funk, thanks to all of his college games that he sends us that lose, he is 21, 35 and 2 with a.379 win percentage.
Chris Simms
All right, well, that's. Like I said, those college games don't count, so let's get those off. I'll talk to my attorney, Carl, on this one, because first of all, I'm two. And if you look at the group, I'm with you.
Dan Le Batard
I'm with you. The college game, Billy, come on.
Stugotz
The college games don't count because I took his picks.
Billy Gill
Okay, perfect.
Chris Simms
Hey, let me talk.
Stugotz
Carl.
Chris Simms
I never said anything about. Hey, this is for the show. We have a group chat where we talk to each other about everything. And I said, oh, I bet on this game. I bet on this game. I not once involved that in the show, Billy. And Mikey ages.
Stugotz
You.
Dan Le Batard
You gave your own hashtag thank UK Funk.
Chris Simms
Yeah, that counts.
Dan Le Batard
I didn't know that. K. Fuck. Did you have your own hashtag, man, Come on.
Stugotz
Yeah, he called those locks of the week also. Carl, Carl, that's. That's gonna be hard to abracadabra.
Dan Le Batard
Hey, wait, wait. He said locks of the week came from.
Chris Simms
Did you say locks of the week? Carl, listen to me. Did you say they were.
Dan Le Batard
Did you say locks of the week?
Chris Simms
Can I talk to you? Can I talk?
Dan Le Batard
Yes or no?
Chris Simms
All right, Can I speak yes or no? Okay, just listen. One of. One of the games, I did say it was my lock of the week. That had nothing to do with put the show. That was my gambling, my. I put my hard earned money into that. Okay, second of all, second of all, the two wins, the two wins that I posted on the group chat, Billy, did not count. He only counted the two losses.
Stugotz
So I don't know about that.
Dan Le Batard
Well, I mean, it's funny because when I went to the casino and I said, can I have my money back? Because they don't count for the show. They seem to say, no, I can't have it back.
Billy Gill
So I don't know.
Chris Simms
I told you I pay you. I told you I'd give her your money back.
Stugotz
You pay him.
Chris Simms
I'm saying I told him I'd pay for his bet. I felt bad. I feel bad because he don't make a lot of money stuff. Don't pay that guy.
Stugotz
I guarantee you that wow. Okay, okay, okay. Well, Carl Venmo request.
Dan Le Batard
He's not wrong.
Stugotz
Carl. I will say this. One of his locks of the week was Florida State University.
Dan Le Batard
I heard about that one. Right, right, right. Value. But Billy, in fairness.
Mike Golic
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
You're going to count as losses. You have to count as wins as well.
Chris Simms
Correct.
Stugotz
We'll look into it. These might be. Well, no, because Carl, this. This is what happened is this is what was going on. Is that because he was doing so poorly, he would give us his lock of the week, like shortly after we would record or like early in the day. And then once things started going south, he would then give us like an additional five games and it got out of control. Where like K Funk. You cannot just be coming up with all of these games to try to improve your record. Billy works.
Chris Simms
None of this had anything to do with my record.
Stugotz
It's on our.
Chris Simms
I was talking about gambling and I only did four picks total and I went 2 and 2. None of that had to do with the show. I would say it right now. I would say, hey, I want to get more games.
Stugotz
Yeah. If I remember. If I remember correctly, and I think Mikey Mojo's not here, but if I remember correctly, I think some of them were like in game bets as well, where games were kind of already in hand. Thank you.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, they're already.
Stugotz
Share Bear. Thank you, Share Bear.
Dan Le Batard
It was like Biff on Back to the Future. He got that special book.
Stugotz
Exactly right.
Chris Simms
Anyway.
Stugotz
Exactly.
Chris Simms
My art group chat has nothing to do with the show.
Stugotz
What do you mean?
Dan Le Batard
If you count the win, if you count the losses, you gotta count the wins.
Stugotz
Well, the wins. The wins were suspect at best, Carl. At best.
Chris Simms
Thankfully, I have them. I have records and receipts. So we'll figure that out.
Stugotz
Okay? Please, Please. Actually, you know what? I would like that cave on. Can you bring next week all of your receipts and can you give us what you believe you're acc. Accurate record would be.
Chris Simms
I have no idea what my record is, but I'm gonna say it's probably the same as Gordy's because two weeks ago on the show you said I had the same as Gordy's and I went three and two the last two weeks. So I don't know how I'm below them now.
Stugotz
Well, you're. You're. You're only. You're only percentage points. Mere percentage points below Gordy, and it was because of one of your bonus picks. So Gordy's 21, 34 and 2 and you're 21, 35 and 2 and it's because one of your bonus picks was a loss.
Dan Le Batard
How did I do that week?
Chris Simms
Gordy and I. Gordy and I have the same record, and we'll call it a day, and we'll move on from here.
Stugotz
Hold on.
Chris Simms
Otherwise, I'm gonna get Carl involved, and you're not gonna like that.
Stugotz
You're gonna eliminate a loss. I don't know about that.
Chris Simms
It's not a loss from the show, Billy.
Stugotz
You said counted towards my record specifically.
Chris Simms
I never said that. I never said count towards my record.
Dan Le Batard
Let me get this straight. You only want to count the record of. Of picks you made on the show?
Chris Simms
Yes. NFL picks.
Dan Le Batard
Not.
Chris Simms
We don't do college picks.
Stugotz
Well, hold on a second. Hold on.
Dan Le Batard
What about Miss America? Billy, I got this. So you only want.
Mike Golic
There we go.
Dan Le Batard
Picks you made on the show to count the NFL picks you made on the show?
Chris Simms
What?
Stugotz
No.
Chris Simms
Whatever.
Dan Le Batard
Every.
Chris Simms
Every pick that we make on the show is on the show.
Stugotz
You said only NFL.
Chris Simms
Okay, not true. Not true. Any pick. Any pick on the show is a pick on the show. Oh, okay.
Dan Le Batard
And which picks did you make the last two weeks?
Chris Simms
Kind of story, huh?
Billy Gill
Those.
Dan Le Batard
That.
Billy Gill
That.
Dan Le Batard
Those two, three, and two weeks.
Billy Gill
Which of those?
Chris Simms
I tried to, but Mojo told me that and Billy. Or they told me that Mojo picked for me.
Dan Le Batard
Well, if he tried to, I guess.
Stugotz
It seems like 6 and 4 might need to be erased from the record.
Dan Le Batard
I'd also say eliminate those college picks if I get rid of the six and four, too.
Chris Simms
All right. Anyway, getting back to my notes.
Stugotz
Hold on. I'd also say, pretty good.
Dan Le Batard
I'm not doing it. But that was. Micah. That was well thought through. I'm not. Hire me.
Billy Gill
I'm free.
Dan Le Batard
That was well thought through. I love that. I don't agree with her, but I love that.
Stugotz
Okay. K. Funk, you said that you have notes on the show. I'm interested in hearing what those notes are exactly. When you were listening to the show, did you hear that an offer was made to remove your record from last week? Now, it was a winning record, so I don't know if you necessarily want to take us up on that offer, but.
Chris Simms
No, that was my. My main notes for this one. The first one is just. Mikey A. Is just such a hater, dude. I. I just. Jesus. I mean, I don't know what you guys pay this guy to hate on me. I mean, this guy came down to Tampa. I rolled out.
Billy Gill
Was the hashtag.
Dan Le Batard
It was the hashtag, hey, I treated.
Chris Simms
This guy like a king in Tampa.
Dan Le Batard
You did.
Mike Golic
Thank you.
Dan Le Batard
Love you.
Billy Gill
Don't hashtag.
Chris Simms
It's just a hater. And, Billy, you're a little under him.
Dan Le Batard
But.
Chris Simms
But that was my main. That was my main.
Dan Le Batard
That was a no. Hey, K. Does roll out the carpet. K. Funk rolls out the carpet.
Billy Gill
I'm not gonna lie.
Dan Le Batard
We had a great time. He really does. He really does.
Stugotz
Great time.
Chris Simms
I love you. I love you all, though.
Stugotz
So that was your note? Just Mikey A. Oh, and.
Chris Simms
And also my. My second note is just that everyone's, like, sweating Mojo. Like, he. Like his record is like, he got the record. His three weeks that he went. Went 14 and one was just going opposite me. He didn't make the picks. The two weeks they listened. The two weeks that Mojo made his own picks, he went 0 and 5 and 1 and 4. So to me, he's just, you know, whatever. He has a good scheme going. That's fine.
Stugotz
What is it?
Dan Le Batard
He's a paper champion.
Chris Simms
Exactly. He doesn't. He's not a spread master. He doesn't. He's not good when he has to pick under pressure. He's good when, you know, he rides like. I was on a cold streak and. Yeah, he rode the cold streak, but.
Dan Le Batard
I wrote that cold streak with you.
Chris Simms
He wasn't even on the show. He didn't even know who he was picking opposite. K. Funk. And he signed off.
Stugotz
Huh. I'm gonna have to look into that. I'm not sure that's exactly how it went.
Dan Le Batard
I gotta hear from Mojo. You gotta get from. Get here from Mojo.
Stugotz
Where is Mojo? K. Funk. Weren't you in charge of getting him on here?
Chris Simms
He said, I'll be here.
Stugotz
Okay. All right. Well, I think Mojas are only multiple time champions, so I'd be. I'd be careful the way you're speaking of the spread master, K. Funk.
Billy Gill
He'S.
Stugotz
Why he's won this show multiple times. If I remember correctly, he won the.
Chris Simms
First season, and I won the second, too. So you're totally.
Stugotz
I think, if I'm remembering correctly. No, I think Mojo's. I think Mojo's won two times, and I think that you finished second three times. If I remember correctly, I won last.
Chris Simms
Year and the year before. Nice try, though.
Stugotz
I don't think that that's how that went.
Chris Simms
Season two, I was 70. Stugott said he's never seen anything like that.
Stugotz
I'll consult the record books, and I'll have a report for you next week. But I don't think that you've won two years in a row. I don't think you've ever won.
Chris Simms
Okay, well, consult the record books.
Stugotz
Hey, Gordy, how are you? I'm fantastic. I've been just listening to some great conversations.
Dan Le Batard
And.
Chris Simms
He'S gone.
Stugotz
Sherbert did very discreetly ask if we could send him a microphone and a camera this week.
Dan Le Batard
Was that the smartest idea of all time? How was that discreet? How did it do? Discreetly. How was it discreetly done?
Stugotz
He just said this year for Christmas presents, you should send us microphones and cameras.
Chris Simms
He wanted like a whole communication package. Okay.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
No cookies today.
Dan Le Batard
No cookies this year. Coconut water. And I want. I want us to be up for free to use Billy and Stu because they're legends, to get a free tablet and some stuff. Why wouldn't we want to get it?
Chris Simms
Oh, my God. Wait a minute.
Stugotz
Mojo, welcome to the party. K. Funk has joined us again this week for the first time in a month and he has been quite defensive.
Dan Le Batard
Hey, Funk, how you doing, man? It's good to see you, pal.
Chris Simms
Doing well, buddy. Doing well. Good to see you.
Dan Le Batard
The show has not been the same without you, Funk. Everybody's missed you. The fans ratings are down. The teams are playing poorly on Sundays.
Mike Golic
Funk, we.
Dan Le Batard
We need you, Funk. We missed you and we love you, Funk.
Stugotz
That's true.
Dan Le Batard
We're here for you, pal.
Chris Simms
Carl already told me, baby. Thank you.
Stugotz
Though I told Emoja that I believe you're our only multiple time winner. And the K. Funk has finished third place two different or second place three different times. K Funko has said that he has won multiple seasons and you've only won once. So there's a lot being disputed today. Also, Mojo, Carl went four and one last week and he has overtaken first place. He has jumped over you after your three and two week, which is impressive showing by Carl. And K. Funk has fallen to last place behind Gordy and he has disputed that as well.
Dan Le Batard
Well, here's the thing, guys. This is going to be K. Funk's moment. Yes, he hasn't won a season yet, but that doesn't matter. His heart has been there and he's been a valuable part of this show. And I think that he's going to turn this thing around.
Mike Golic
I think he can win this year.
Dan Le Batard
I think it's the year of funk. It's time to get funky.
Stugotz
How many, how many people are on this? Let's see. Picking games. It looks like there's six. So, K. Funk, I have an idea. So since you're. Since you're in last place and there's six guys, I propose and you guys can vote on this, and it's early in the season, but I propose that K. Funk should be six man of the Year this year.
Chris Simms
Well, Billy, once again, no one's interested in your jargon over here.
Stugotz
Well, it's a real. It's a real award in the NBA for the best bench player.
Chris Simms
Hey, Season two. Season three. I won. Mojo wasn't even here. Mojo. Chris and Jabba just ditched the show. Ran off, said they were. They were not good enough for us. And what did I do? I jumped in. I grabbed the reins. I invited Sherry. I invited Gordy. I saved the year last year. I saved the year last year, and what do I get out of it? I get Mike Yates talking and hating on cake. Funk.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, I will say that, Funk, even though you've always been last in the standings, you've always been first in our.
Mike Golic
Hearts, and we love everybody.
Stugotz
That is true.
Dan Le Batard
That's true.
Stugotz
Applause for that. Yeah, well said.
Billy Gill
He's the leading candidate for the sixth.
Dan Le Batard
Man of the Year. Let's go.
Stugotz
Sixth man of the Year.
Dan Le Batard
Not yet.
Chris Simms
And we have a special pick this week, too, so.
Stugotz
Okay, here we go with your bull. What is the special pick this week?
Chris Simms
It's. Oh, well, if you think it's. What's the sex of Mojo's baby that's due next week, so. It's not.
Stugotz
We already know the answer. He told us.
Chris Simms
No, you did. No, you didn't. Are you kidding me? No. Did you, Mojo? I won't say. I won't say anything ill about his child, but that guy, I got something for him.
Stugotz
Why would you say something ill about his child?
Chris Simms
I don't know. He said. Yeah, he said we were doing a gender reveal.
Stugotz
Well, he did. You weren't here for it.
Chris Simms
Well, when was this? Because I didn't hear about it.
Stugotz
Do you not know what it is? No one tell him.
Chris Simms
I don't know. I mean, I think I know, but.
Stugotz
All right, well, what do you know about this? Buccaneers at Giants. Giants plus five and a half. K function.
Chris Simms
Well, I'm not going first every time, so you got.
Stugotz
You have to. This way.
Dan Le Batard
This way.
Stugotz
You can't be influenced by anyone else. Come on.
Dan Le Batard
I don't mind going first. I'm very supportive of my friend Preston Lagerman.
Stugotz
Okay, fine. Mojo, you can go first then. Buccaneers at Giants plus five and a half.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I'll take the buck.
Stugotz
Okay, perfect.
Dan Le Batard
Bucks, you're welcome to pick the same team as me if you'd like.
Chris Simms
All right, I'll go first.
Dan Le Batard
We're not Gonna make fun of anybody today?
Stugotz
Yeah.
Chris Simms
I'll go first on the rest of the picks. I'm not dealing with Mojo.
Stugotz
Okay. Who do you want for this game?
Chris Simms
Who do you think? You think I'm gonna go with? I mean, as long. As much as I like to take Tommy Cutlets, I can't do that. I'm taking the books.
Stugotz
Oh, you're copying Mojo.
Chris Simms
Yep. So I'll go first.
Dan Le Batard
We're. We're just really good friends. We see eye to eye. Creston knows half the players on the Bucks, and, you know, they like him. And they're here for him, too. I talked to the head coach today. He said we all support Creston. We got his back. We know he's going to do a dynamite job with his picks, and his friendship means a lot to us.
Stugotz
I love that. Okay, Gordy, who do you have? Buccaneers at Giants plus five and a half. I'm jumping on the bandwagon. Okay.
Mike Golic
I'm going with Creston.
Stugotz
Everyone supports this week. Okay. Share Bear. Who do you want to go with?
Dan Le Batard
Thanks, Gordon. Buccaneers at where? Giants.
Stugotz
Yeah, Giants plus five.
Dan Le Batard
Actually, last minute. I'm flying to New York tomorrow. Just like I got pickleball in espn. You got to hear this.
Billy Gill
Bike polo.
Dan Le Batard
My buddy's doing the production for bike polo's got be at espn, the Ocho. It's gonna be the Kings versus the Queens. The King of Manhattan Bike polo, Manhattan district.
Mike Golic
I'm going.
Dan Le Batard
I'm gonna color commentate. What? It's like. It's like the Subway Series.
Billy Gill
Mets versus Yankees.
Stugotz
I'm not joking.
Dan Le Batard
I'm serious. I'm not that funny. It's actually serious bike polo, baby. So I'm going. I'm gonna be in New York, so I'm going all Giants.
Chris Simms
Tommy.
Stugotz
All right, Mike.
Dan Le Batard
Well, I just wanted to say he just disappeared, but it sounds like Mojo's kind of getting an early jump on. He's getting into his Dean mode here. Yeah, almost coach mode. It sounds like he's very politically correct. He's coming out like he's given a press conference. Almost.
Stugotz
And, you know, he's.
Dan Le Batard
He's back in K funk. It's pretty respectable to see. And I'll get on the bandwagon. Mike Evans supposed to be back this week. I think that the Bucks are too good.
Stugotz
They beat him by a target. Are we seeing the beginnings of Daddy Dean?
Dan Le Batard
That's what I think.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Coach Dean, maybe.
Stugotz
Yeah. All right, Carl.
Dan Le Batard
I've been called that before, you know.
Stugotz
Well, I think this is a different context.
Dan Le Batard
I'm going with. I'm going with Dean and Creston. And I'm gonna take the bucks, too.
Stugotz
Wow, look at that. K. Funk, everyone supports you this except Share Bear. Because of bike polo. Yeah. Okay. K. Funk, you wanted to go first this week.
Chris Simms
This.
Stugotz
This one. So that you're not copying Mojo again.
Chris Simms
Yeah, sure.
Dan Le Batard
NFL picks history. That's the reason has been bike polo. Yeah, bro. In four years ago, though, pickleball, everyone said the same thing.
Stugotz
And the Kings versus the Queens.
Dan Le Batard
Who better to freaking. To start off with?
Chris Simms
Stugots and Billy were laughing at me when I was hyping up pickleball.
Stugotz
Yeah, I. I support you in all your grips, but this one Mike Polo, I don't think is gonna catch up.
Dan Le Batard
Imagine just hitting people, Mojo. It's unreal. It's unreal.
Stugotz
This seems not like it's gonna catch on.
Chris Simms
Billy.
Dan Le Batard
Billy. 20 years ago, getting to a stranger's car and going somewhere was unthinkable.
Stugotz
That is true. That is true.
Dan Le Batard
True.
Stugotz
You know, okay, fine.
Dan Le Batard
Maybe.
Stugotz
Maybe bike polo. Yeah, well, buy low on bike polo, I guess. Okay.
Dan Le Batard
What you guys were talking about, I thought that's what Gord's shirt was called, the bike polo. I didn't know what was happening. He's an auctioneer.
Stugotz
K. Funk, who. Who do you like in this one? 49ers and packers minus two and a half. Packers.
Billy Gill
Oh, God.
Chris Simms
This is a tough. This is. I think this is the toughest game on there. I want to take the pack at home. Give me the packers at home.
Stugotz
All right, Mojo.
Dan Le Batard
You know, I just think that was a brilliant observation by K. Funk, and I think he's on to something here. And he's made a career out of sports betting for decades. And he always does such a swell job with us. Really, really neato what he's been able to produce here on the show. So I think I will also copy his pick and go with the Green Bay Packers.
Stugotz
Wow, look at you guys on the same page. Share Bear, who do you like?
Billy Gill
Who?
Stugotz
The packers playing 49ers at Packers. Packers minus two and a half.
Dan Le Batard
You know, I had. I had a buddy, my physio, he. He's actually Gardener Minshaw's physio, too. Almost had a tough. Almost got the Dolphins last week until about a couple. Couple rough ones. But I got him some packers tickets this week, so I had a buddy. Do me a favor. So I'm gonna go with the pack. You know, give me a favor and let's go to the pack this week.
Stugotz
All right? Gordy, 49ers at Packers. I would really like to take it at three. Okay. And the points, but I don't know. I don't think they're gonna get blown out again. San Fran has to win. They're too good not to. I'm gonna go with San Fran. I know it's a west, east coast game, but I'm taking the 49. All right, Mike.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. I mean, I'm going. It's interesting.
Stugotz
There's a lot of NFC west games that are. That are on the schedule late this.
Dan Le Batard
Week, and, you know, it's near and dear to my heart, so I'm gonna just go with. Go with my heart over my mind and go pack as well.
Stugotz
Okay, Go pack.
Dan Le Batard
Go.
Stugotz
Carl, who do you have?
Dan Le Batard
This is a hard one, man. And, you know, it's funny because I study this and share. Bear just picks a city because he's going to bike polo and some. But I. The Niners have a lot of injuries, man, but I think they're gonna want it more. So they're gonna cover niners to cover two and a half.
Stugotz
Your studies showed you that the 49ers wanted it more.
Chris Simms
They're gonna win by one or two.
Dan Le Batard
He says, Help me.
Stugotz
That's what I'm saying. Okay. K. Funk, Cardinals at Seahawks. Seahawks minus one.
Chris Simms
This is another tricky one. And this is. To me, it's kind of a coin flip, too. There's three coin flip games here, but I am going to go with. My guy. Rawl is here. His brother, man, I tell you, ever since I talked about his brother, he's been putting it on. So give me the Arizona there.
Stugotz
Yeah. Did you. I don't know if you witnessed. If you were here for that, but I apologize on behalf of everyone.
Chris Simms
I listen to the show when I'm not on.
Stugotz
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
Is there anything else that you would like to add to that, K. Funk?
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
The apology episode.
Stugotz
Yeah. In your notes, did you take any apology notes, additional apologies that you'd like to add? Just want to make sure you have the chance, you know? Yeah.
Chris Simms
For saying his brother sucked. That was like a month ago.
Stugotz
I like that now. Well, that's the last time you were on.
Billy Gill
Long time.
Dan Le Batard
Ancient history in NFL years.
Chris Simms
You know, I'm team Rollis now.
Stugotz
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
Love it.
Stugotz
Mojo. Who do you like in this with? Cardinals at Seahawks -1.
Dan Le Batard
You know, I just. I just want to take after my. My guy K. Funk over there because I also insulted Rollis. His brother. Well, really Rollis and mostly Rollis, but his brother by default. And, you know, maybe Maybe I should take a page out of K. Funk's book just because he's such a. A, you know, humble, gracious human being. So I think I'll. I'll follow Creston's pick once again.
Stugotz
Okay. Wow. This is incredible. Okay, Carl, who do you like in this one? Cardinals at Seahawks, minus one and a half.
Dan Le Batard
You know, the Cardinals are playing really good ball right now. They may even win the division. I have James Connor and Marvin Harrison on my fantasy team, so I'm going with the Cardinals as well.
Stugotz
Okay, Mike, do I even need to ask you?
Dan Le Batard
No, but I just wanted to ask Carl if he, in his research, saw that the Seahawks don't have power at their facility currently. Oh, I didn't see that. Practicing without power.
Stugotz
So.
Dan Le Batard
The Bone Cyclone is coming through.
Billy Gill
That's what's going on.
Dan Le Batard
Sounds like sabotage.
Stugotz
Yeah. Or adversity to overcome.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They could rally around it, but I'm going.
Stugotz
Car. All right. Gordy. Carl.
Dan Le Batard
I was just wondering.
Stugotz
It didn't sound like you did much research for that game. It just sounded like you picked that team because of your fantasy guys.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, Karma, man.
Stugotz
I got.
Dan Le Batard
I can't go against exactly that.
Stugotz
Right.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, you just gotta win in fantasy, so you gotta.
Stugotz
Right.
Dan Le Batard
They could lose.
Chris Simms
The.
Dan Le Batard
Conor had two touchdowns. Fine with me.
Stugotz
Hey, I'm. You know what? I went with Rollis, because the first time I. You know, I loved az. It wasn't Rolls that insulted us.
Dan Le Batard
AZ insulted us that week, and they've.
Stugotz
Been on fire since.
Billy Gill
I gotta go.
Stugotz
I gotta roll with az.
Dan Le Batard
I think they're gonna blow them out.
Stugotz
I don't know why.
Dan Le Batard
I just. I don't think it's gonna be a tight game.
Stugotz
I know it's a division game. All right, Share Bear. Murray's good.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, it's a tough one. I like Spears Natal. But God had many Gronk beach events, you know? I mean, you gotta love Scottsdale. I mean, you got. Got some Migos. What a great spot. Riot House. I mean, Old Town, Toca. Toca Madera. God. But I've been looking at the weather right now, and it looks like it's me raining hard in Seattle on Sunday. And you guys are gonna probably say, oh, they play indoors, but it doesn't matter. Like, it really affects the whole. It affects the whole flow of the game. They're playing indoors in the rain, like, the way the fans are. And I was happy to go.
Stugotz
I'm gonna go with.
Dan Le Batard
I'm gonna go with Seattle. I don't think the away team's gonna like the rainbow.
Stugotz
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
It's the bus.
Billy Gill
It's just tough.
Dan Le Batard
It messes up the way, you know, the transportation from the hotel, it just messes things up. I'm. I'm happy to see that. It's not everyone's on the card, so.
Stugotz
Thank you, Share Bear.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, yeah, I'm not on the cards, but just, you know, the city, you know. Lord, we got Gronk beach this year in New Orleans or. What's up, man?
Stugotz
Yeah. What is going on with that? Unfortunately, I don't like this.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. Oh, no, no.
Stugotz
I know. I'm gonna let you talk to your best friend Dan.
Dan Le Batard
Mojo. No. Is this Dan's fault?
Stugotz
No, I just don't. I don't think that it felt like.
Dan Le Batard
It was the right city to do.
Stugotz
Gronk beach this year, so.
Dan Le Batard
There has never been a better city, I think, for Gronk Beach.
Stugotz
Maybe you should have a discussion. You know how I feel about Grind Beach.
Dan Le Batard
Let's get rid of Rob and let's make this, like, Gordy beach or just all beads. Just.
Billy Gill
Just control the whole upstairs.
Stugotz
Oh, Gronk beads.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, and have, like, a little.
Stugotz
Like a little.
Dan Le Batard
The little things that lift you up, like the power things. And you just bring the girls, they lift up and come on up. Lift them up. Come on up.
Stugotz
Yeah. Change the name Gronk Beads. We'll get on this.
Dan Le Batard
The lineman.
Stugotz
You're on to something.
Chris Simms
I don't care if I'm watching.
Dan Le Batard
Gene is being created. It's amazing to watch you guys talk.
Stugotz
Abracadabra.
Chris Simms
Super Bowls in Minnesota.
Dan Le Batard
You know, the good thing is, is there's a lot of people that throw up at Gronk Beach. But now if it's in New Orleans, nobody cares because vomit is part of the culture. It's literally based on the next.
Stugotz
That is true. All right, K Funk, who do you like in this one? Eagles at Rams plus two and a half.
Chris Simms
I'm taking the Rams in this one.
Stugotz
Okay, Mojo.
Dan Le Batard
You know what? I funk. Is it okay if I take opposite you here, buddy? Is that okay?
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Okay, guys, I can't do the same pick as Funk everywhere. I think he made a sensational pick. I know he did his homework and he worked really hard on this, and he's going to do a good job. But I'm going to take Philly, please.
Stugotz
Okay. You've been supportive enough, I think. Gordy, who do you like? Dude, this is a tough. This is a tough matchup. I wish it was at 3 again. My college roommates are all From Philly.
Dan Le Batard
They're playing good right now.
Stugotz
I know it's a tough game, East, west coast, but I'm going Philly. Okay. Carl, who do you like? Of course, man.
Dan Le Batard
Rams.
Stugotz
All right, the Rams.
Billy Gill
Better.
Dan Le Batard
Getting better, getting healthier.
Stugotz
Maybe I should switch. Carl's on fire. Okay. Oh, sure, you can switch. So you want the Rams now? Yeah, Carl's this guy. This guy's doing great, man.
Dan Le Batard
There you go.
Stugotz
All right, Mike, who do you like?
Dan Le Batard
You know, my brother coached for the Eagles a couple years ago when they.
Stugotz
Went to the super bowl.
Dan Le Batard
And I was flying back on the. On the flight from my wrestling show over to the super bowl with a bunch of Eagles fans from the East Coast. And when they're not on your team, you hate them, but it's fun to be a part of that fan base.
Stugotz
When you're on the same side. And all that to say, really, I.
Dan Le Batard
Just need them to beat the Rams.
Stugotz
For the Cardinals sake.
Dan Le Batard
So I'm going Eagles.
Stugotz
Okay. Share Bear.
Dan Le Batard
I feel like. Like Mojo's got a wedding coming up.
Stugotz
And he needs a babysitter.
Dan Le Batard
That's why, being so nice to Funk. I have a feeling he's married.
Stugotz
I know.
Dan Le Batard
Not his wedding. He's saying it's near Tampa.
Billy Gill
He needs a babysitter.
Stugotz
He's got.
Dan Le Batard
There's got to be a reason why he's being so nice.
Stugotz
I want to see what happens.
Billy Gill
I like it.
Dan Le Batard
Some good. Something good's happening. Here I am, you know, the Eagles, My good old friend, the underdog. She had a big week. She is the leader in the clubhouse, right? With. With picks.
Stugotz
I think that is true. A couple days here, she said she.
Dan Le Batard
Might get a little once we hit up Twin Peaks, so I'm gonna go Eagles.
Stugotz
All right. Perfect. Last game, K. Funk, Ravens at Chargers. Chargers plus three.
Chris Simms
I'll tell you what, Bill. You picked some good ones this week. This one's tough, too. Another toss up here.
Dan Le Batard
There's only two teams, Billy. Say thank you to Funk for that.
Chris Simms
No, there's more to it than that.
Stugotz
I gave K. Funk also the option to pick the games yet again, and he declined on that.
Dan Le Batard
So.
Billy Gill
Yeah, I don't.
Chris Simms
I don't need any advantage here, you know?
Stugotz
Well, I don't know that it would help you.
Billy Gill
This is tough.
Chris Simms
I mean, I. Chargers are hot. Baltimore just lost. Ah, give me. Give me the Ravens.
Stugotz
Okay. Ravens, Mojo.
Dan Le Batard
You know, I. I just still really feel guilty about going opposite Funk.
Stugotz
Last pick.
Dan Le Batard
I don't know if I'm going to be able to sleep at night. Obviously I gotta go back to this good state of Maryland over here. And I'll take the Ravens as well.
Stugotz
Okay. Share Bear. Were they playing Ravens at Chargers? Chargers plus three.
Dan Le Batard
San Diego's a great spot, you know.
Stugotz
Yeah. Even though they're playing. They're la.
Dan Le Batard
They're LA now.
Stugotz
Yeah, they're LA now.
Dan Le Batard
It doesn't matter. They still. I still feel San Diego.
Stugotz
I used to love going to San.
Dan Le Batard
Diego and hanging out with Siler and then going to Tijuana, missing the game. But he didn't know I missed the game. So as long as I was back, by the time they finished the game, finished press conferences, he would never have known I was in Tijuana. So I'm gonna go with the Chargers.
Stugotz
All right, Gordy, who do you have? Ravens at Chargers. Chargers plus three.
Dan Le Batard
I got a.
Stugotz
The Ravens too. Good, let's go. Okay, Ravens. Rollis, who do you like?
Dan Le Batard
Well, it's a Harbaugh Bowl. No one said that yet. And yeah, this is not a traditional pick em show. It's kind of a weird pick em show.
Stugotz
And so I'm going to err on the side of the weird Harbaugh here and I'm going to take the points and the Chargers. Okay, Carl?
Dan Le Batard
It's a tough one because everybody who's.
Billy Gill
In LA who loves the Rams hate the Chargers.
Dan Le Batard
I think the Ravens need to win more.
Billy Gill
They can't go two losses in a row.
Dan Le Batard
I'm taking the race even to get up the points.
Stugotz
All right. Wow, what a week, guys. This was a lot of fun. Who has something to promote? Mojo. You have something to promote Mojo. Is he here?
Chris Simms
So who, so what's going on? I. I still don't believe you guys that Mojo told you what the baby was.
Stugotz
So what do you mean?
Chris Simms
I don't believe it.
Stugotz
Okay, okay, let's hear it. Well, hear what?
Chris Simms
What's the sex of the baby?
Stugotz
Well, hold on. I mean that's. I mean, maybe it was an off air conversation we had and he's not ready to do this on air. Okay, Funk, you could just reach out to him as a friend and ask.
Chris Simms
You think he told you before he would tell tmz?
Stugotz
It's a fair, fair point by you, Mojo. Okay, Mojo, do you have anything you want to promote this week? Mike, do you want to to promote your website? Sure.
Dan Le Batard
Rollisregimen.com Go get a custom workout. We'll tune it to exactly what you need.
Stugotz
All right, Gordy. My good friends as Mojo would start over at.
Dan Le Batard
Pit Viper.
Stugotz
I just want to give them A shout out for always making me look.
Dan Le Batard
So classy and smooth, Especially last night at my brother's legacy hall of Fame event at TD Garden. I look fabulous.
Stugotz
Thank you, pit Viper, for always making me look fresh. Mojo, you want to promote anything?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I'd like to promote something that's very near and dear to my heart. And that's, that's my good buddy K Funk, Preston Lagerman.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
You know, this is, this is going.
Mike Golic
To be the week of the funk.
Dan Le Batard
We know. We've all been waiting for it. Honestly, he's such a good guy that I think he's made this record this bad just to shine us all up and make us all feel good about ourselves and, and give us a moment every week. But I think the time has come where he's going to flip the script and that's going to be this week. And that's why we're all standing by our guy and supporting him, because we need Funk to do better. And it's going to happen.
Mike Golic
We know it.
Dan Le Batard
Funk going to be the Godfather. Is he in the vote?
Stugotz
Oh, great question. Share bear. I mean, is he in the voting at least?
Dan Le Batard
Is that another pick we're making? But is he in the voting?
Stugotz
Like, is he at least on the ballot? Yeah, he's in contention.
Dan Le Batard
I vote no. If that's the case, we just want to know if he's on the ballot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on the ballot.
Stugotz
All right. Well, that's great.
Chris Simms
Of course I am.
Stugotz
Great. Sherbet, you want to promote anything besides bike polo?
Dan Le Batard
No, I mean, it's gonna be big. I mean, it's been big.
Stugotz
You're selling us on this, man.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, hey, I said I, I'm pickle ball. Four years ago, people thought I was crazy, but I mean, is what it is, right? But with that, me and Gordon, a great time in Puerto Rico. Want to promote the Raisin and Rain Foundation. We had a blast. They literally, you know, flew us first class. You know, 2,000 all night rooms at the Ritz 50 Cent private party.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Dan Le Batard
As a group, we got to figure out to get everybody down there next year. I didn't know what I was getting myself into, but wow. And Gordy got lost a few times in the community. I didn't make it home a few nights. I mean, lost a golf cart.
Billy Gill
What a weekend.
Dan Le Batard
So I just want to thank them for everything.
Stugotz
Okay. If anyone wants details we can discuss off air. Okay, perfect. Carl. Carl.
Dan Le Batard
You know, I'm just, I'm just so impressed by the love today. I'm gonna just close honoring Crested Lucker and myself. I love the guy and may God bless and God Bless football.
Stugotz
God bless K Funk.
Chris Simms
You guys are funny. You really are.
Stugotz
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Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – Episode GBF- Swap Week
Release Date: November 22, 2024
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Billy Gill, Mike Golic
In the "GBF- Swap Week" episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, the hosts—Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Billy Gill, and Mike Golic—delve into innovative ideas to revamp the structure of college football and the NFL playoffs. Filmed from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, the episode blends sports analysis with engaging banter, delivering fresh perspectives on current sporting events and proposed changes to enhance competitiveness and viewer engagement.
Stugotz spearheads the episode by presenting a groundbreaking concept aimed at increasing the competitiveness and intrigue of college football schedules. The idea, termed "Swap Week," proposes a mid-season opportunity for teams to alter their Week 10 opponents based on their performance and strategic needs.
[28:43] Stugotz: "What if you could play teams that were not on your schedule? And here's the proposal. I have come up with this idea for a week called Swap Week."
How Swap Week Works:
[31:00] Stugotz: "Swap Week so you have a chance to boost your resume towards the end of the season within the teams that have also decided we need to strengthen our schedule here."
The hosts shift focus to the current state of the College Football Playoffs (CFP), particularly scrutinizing the inclusion criteria and the impact of team performance throughout the season. Billy Gill expresses skepticism about teams like Indiana, highlighting their challenging strength of schedule.
[05:10] Billy Gill: "What I think is going to happen is I don't think they're very good. Their schedule is one of the worst in the country. I think Ohio State's going to blow them out and Indiana will be out of the playoffs."
Discussion Points:
[25:14] Billy Gill: "So, Mike, how do we define a close game here? Is it. They. They're in the game the entire time and they lose by seven. How do we define a close game?"
Mike Golic provides a critical perspective on the Swap Week proposal, questioning its practicality and potential impact on the integrity of the sport.
[33:43] Mike Golic: "No, I mean, you regular. What are you playing the regular season for to get a record if the record's not going to matter?"
Key Insights:
[34:12] Stugotz: "Swap week, here we come to college football."
Despite Mike Golic's reservations, Stugotz remains optimistic about the potential benefits of Swap Week in creating more dynamic and competitive matchups.
Expanding beyond college football, the hosts brainstorm ideas to revolutionize the NFL playoff structure. Stugotz introduces a visionary concept aiming to replace traditional records with a committee-driven selection process focused on current team performance and quarterback prowess.
[33:41] Billy Gill: "How about the other thing, the committee choosing the playoffs? Because not only do I want the matchups that I want, do I want the quarterbacks in the playoffs that I want in there."
Proposed Changes:
[37:18] Billy Gill: "All right, give me the good stuff."
While Golic remains skeptical about the feasibility of such drastic changes, the discussion underscores a creative approach to making NFL playoffs more engaging and merit-based.
In a spirited segment, the hosts engage in a friendly pick'em contest, forecasting outcomes of upcoming NFL and college football games. This interactive element showcases the hosts' camaraderie and deep knowledge of the sport.
Notable Exchanges:
[48:05] Billy Gill: "The title of the book is Stu Gods's Personal Record Book Book. It is right here."
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the proposed changes and their implications for the future of football. They express enthusiasm for upcoming episodes, where they plan to further explore Swap Week and the NFL playoff committee idea, potentially involving guest appearances from influential sports figures like Mike Golic.
[77:04] Stugotz: "Feeling lucky. Put your money in Larceny weeded bourbon where your mouth is."
The episode closes with promotional segments and ongoing banter, setting the stage for future discussions and innovations in the world of sports.
Notable Quotes:
This comprehensive summary captures the essence of the "GBF- Swap Week" episode, highlighting key discussions, innovative ideas, and the dynamic interplay between the hosts. Whether you’re a regular listener or new to the show, this episode offers valuable insights into potential future developments in college and professional football.