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Mike Fuentes
You're listening to DraftKings Network.
Billy Gill
God bless football. Billy Gill.
Stugatz
God bless football. Mikey A.
Mike Fuentes
God bless football. Fuentes.
Mikey A
God bless football. St Gods.
Billy Gill
Thank you, Mike Fuentes. Mikey A was telling me right before we, we came on air here that he did his first win loss. Is that in history or is that just for this season?
Mike Fuentes
No, just for this season. The schedule came out yesterday and I had to go through the jets schedule and go Week one Pittsburgh. That's a win.
Billy Gill
Oh, you gave him a win there, huh? Just.
Mike Fuentes
But I was just doing my. I was just.
Stugatz
Well, it could be, could be double revenge game. If Aaron finally signs there, he will point, right?
Mike Fuentes
He will.
Billy Gill
Someone will exact their revenge. Meaning if.
Mike Fuentes
Exactly.
Billy Gill
Aaron versus Justin Field. Someone's gonna have a day where they, they exact some sort of revenge on the other team.
Stugatz
Yeah, revenge. Revenge will be exacted. By the way, guys, God Bless Football is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings. The Crown is yours.
Billy Gill
Yep. Mikey A, where'd you have the jets in terms of record?
Mike Fuentes
6 and 11.
Billy Gill
Really not good, huh?
Mike Fuentes
6 and 11. I had to stretch for it.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Mike Fuentes
I had to stretch for it, but I got one.
Billy Gill
Billy, what'd you make of the Dolphin schedule? Did you even look at the Dolphin schedule?
Stugatz
So I have, and I have a game, I have a couple games that I want to play with you guys today if you would like to indulge me here on Gobblers football. So we have, here's a headline which we're going to get to soon, but we have some new games that, that we want to debut today. We have a new game called that's a game, which we'll explain when we get to that. We have. Here's a headline. We have more Mikely. We may have blind rankings today. Uncertain. And I have stugats in front of me, something that I'm just going to tease the back of real quick. There you go. That was it. It's very exciting. It's hot off the presses. It's something that we haven't really featured on Goggles Football before. And. And I think that it's going to be the star of. That's a game.
Billy Gill
Oh, wow. All right. Can I see it again? I just. I'm trying to figure out what it is. Can I just see the back of it again?
Stugatz
Yeah, there you go.
Billy Gill
All right. Do you have any idea what it is, Mikey?
Mike Fuentes
Oh, I. I have a. I have a theory, but I'm not sure.
Stugatz
Quick little flash. Quick little flash.
Billy Gill
All right. But you didn't answer my question about the Dolphin schedule. Did you take a look? Did you. Did you do.
Stugatz
I took. I took a little gander. The Dolphins schedule. I haven't done win loss yet. And I have. I have. I'm focused on something in particular on the Dolphins schedule at this moment, and I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm going to be able to make that happen. That's week 11 of the Dolphins schedule. So we'll see what happens. See what happens there. It's the first game in Spain and my wife has, like Washington, right? Yeah, in Spain. And my wife has family in Spain, not in Madrid, but in Spain. So I'm trying to see if we could sneak in a hey, let's go visit your family. Even though they're about an hour plane ride away from where in Spain the game is. But also, I don't want to. I don't want to spend all my time in that one place. You know what I mean? So I'm trying to see. I'm trying to see here if we can finagle something around an international Dolphins game. Dolphins against Washington is going to be an exciting game, I think. Pro. The Dolphins probably are the lower end of that card, obviously, but fun little game. If we can do it in Spain, maybe we go around, take some trains around somewhere, see a different country. We'll see what happens party. Yeah, well, no, because I'll be with. I'll be with my daughters who are 1 and 3, so we probably will not be going to Ibiza, but it's a good suggestion.
Mike Fuentes
Is that what the family is for? Isn't that what the family In Spain is for you guys. Never get to see my daughters. Please take them for I have.
Stugatz
I have enough time having my family in Miami take my daughters so that we can go do things not because they were unwilling to do so. So that's all I'll say on that.
Billy Gill
Billy. It feels like the Dolphins got a ton of primetime games. Am I wrong? Like the NFL think the Dolphins are going to be good and exciting.
Stugatz
No one cares about the Dolphin schedule. Listen, friends, we have three episodes left before we or somewhere else. So let's enjoy this and not talk about the Dolphins, the Dolphin schedule all that much, you know?
Billy Gill
All right, subscribe, rate and review. Do it for Billy. Do it for me. Do it for Mikey A. Do it for Mike Fuentes. Please. Do it for the kids.
Stugatz
Please do it for Fuentes. Do it for all our children so they can continue to eat and have houses to live in and all that. Yes, Fuentes.
Mikey A
Yeah, we're doing it for me.
Mike Fuentes
Can't hear you.
Stugatz
Yeah, he's muted. Mike Fuentes is. He's in a weird mood today. He's usually. Yeah, we don't know if Fuentes.
Mike Fuentes
Take that back.
Stugatz
The next chapter. So who cares about Fuentes? Yeah. Hey, here's a headline.
Billy Gill
Oh, wow.
Stugatz
Derrick Henry agrees to a 2 year, 30 million dollar extension with the Ravens.
Mike Fuentes
Well deserved after last year. But I mean, at some point, right? Just the way he runs and how much he run. At some point, right?
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
Like, I don't want to say it, but you know what I'm saying? Like at some point.
Stugatz
No, you don't want to say that.
Mike Fuentes
No, I don't want to say it.
Billy Gill
I would say it.
Mike Fuentes
He's so good.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
I'll be so upset when it happens, though, because he is so much fun to watch.
Stugatz
Don't say it.
Billy Gill
How old is Derrick Henry?
Stugatz
Ageless, I think I'm looking here and it says ageless.
Billy Gill
I think I agree with that, Mikey. You're thinking Derrick Henry has like one more season in the tank.
Mike Fuentes
I didn't say any of that. I'm just saying at some point it's got to happen, right? At some point.
Stugatz
Isn't it wild? He's by the way, in terms of earth years, he's 31. But really he's ageless. So it's kind of strange that we are two years removed from the running back position being completely devalued. And we had that off season where like all the running backs were available and they were being like swooped up. They were signing not the best of deals. Then you have Saquon, who signs a big deal, has a massive year. You have Derek Henry who now just gets his extension. You have the running back out of Boise State who gets drafted right away. And the second highest paid running back. Like, is the running back position back?
Billy Gill
That's a good question. I feel like it is slowly coming back. Maybe, you know, defense is caught up with the offenses and we're shifting back to the running game now. But Mikey, it does feel like the running game is this kind of back.
Mike Fuentes
I guess maybe the ones that weren't getting paid really weren't worth it.
Stugatz
Oh, wow.
Billy Gill
I mean, you can make an argument. Maybe you can make an argument. Saquon Barkley, Derrick Henry, both those guys, they were in the conversation for MVP last year. It's been a while since we've had two running backs be in that kind of conversation, the MVP conversation.
Stugatz
I think the interesting thing though that you mentioned, Ashton Genty is, you know, a now top two, three guaranteed money running back in the NFL before even taking a snap. So he, I think might be a test case for this. Right. Because if that pick hits, it's going to be interesting to see how you handle running backs in the NFL draft moving forward. Also, though, obviously he had a year that no one has had before in college, so he, he earned being picked there. But with the way money is and the running back position, it'll be interesting to see in the coming years if we now start paying running backs again and if we start taking them so highly in the draft.
Billy Gill
Interesting, because Mel Kuiper was on with us and he still swears by the, his theory that he put out there many, many years ago. Don't take a running back in the first round. Never take a running back in the first round.
Stugatz
Take Shador in the first round.
Billy Gill
Take Shador Sanders. No, not in the first round. Number one overall.
Stugatz
Yeah. And number two, if you can.
Mike Fuentes
But to Mel's point.
Stugatz
Have you checked on Mel, by the way, Mikey? Like, have we checked on, on your friend Mel? Because he was, man, I felt for Mel and he was going through with that weekend and then people were coming after him. And then I honestly, I saw you then caping up for Mel and fighting people off on Twitter. Left and right. People were coming after you for Mel Kuiper's takes and you were like, mel didn't say that. Mel said, mikey, listen, I will go.
Mike Fuentes
To war for Mel Kuiper.
Stugatz
I know it's weird.
Mike Fuentes
And even if he's wrong, and I think he was probably wrong about Shador Sanders. But I will go to war for Mel Kuiper every day. The best part for Mel Kuiper is the draft is over. College football doesn't start for 100 days.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
And he is not thinking one iota about anything that's happened. He's just enjoying the boat life.
Stugatz
Okay, so I have. I have two questions for. For you guys.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugatz
And you can choose which one you want to answer first. One is, wow, who would you go to war for? And two is, how do we get a Milk Hyper's boat?
Billy Gill
Wait, do we have to answer both? Or we can answer whichever one in whatever order.
Stugatz
Either one. Either one. Either one's fine.
Mike Fuentes
I've been invited. I've been invited on Milk Hyper Junior Both several times.
Stugatz
Well, what? Several times you haven't been.
Mike Fuentes
Well, because he. He doesn't necessarily live down the block. It's. It's not.
Stugatz
Oh, my God.
Mike Fuentes
It's. It's a trip. It's a. It's a trek.
Stugatz
I would ride a bike from Miami to go on Mel Kuiper's boat if he asked. Sure.
Billy Gill
You would take a boat from Miami to go on Mel Kuiper's boat.
Stugatz
Yeah. Well, honestly, let me rephrase that. I will not ride a bike from Miami to go on. Because.
Billy Gill
Because someone's gonna ask you to do it.
Stugatz
Well, because we saw what would happen with Paul Pierce, and then he had to walk 20 miles to work. I'm not riding a bike to go on Mel Kuiper's boat. But if I was on. Invited on Mel Kuiper's boat, like for a weekend. Where is it? Is up in Baltimore.
Billy Gill
Baltimore?
Mike Fuentes
It's. Yeah, it's. It's in the Baltimore area.
Stugatz
Billy.
Billy Gill
Billy, from where you're at, it's. It's about a two hour flight from where you're at.
Stugatz
Yeah, man. And. And if I could get on a Spirit Airlines flight, get there for like $25, like, this is a weekend out on the boat with the Kuipers. This is a weekend.
Billy Gill
Spirit Airlines big seat to Baltimore is like 120 if you want to splurge.
Stugatz
I'm just saying the big seat, you know, I mean. I mean, and if we get this done in the next three weeks, maybe we get expenses to Meadowlark. Like, this seems like an idea here.
Billy Gill
Yeah, but, Mikey, let's. Let's push it out. How far would Billy travel to go on Mel's boat?
Stugatz
I already went on a cruise with Adam Schefter's mom, so.
Billy Gill
You did, but that Wasn't planned.
Stugatz
If it was planned, I would have gone bigger.
Billy Gill
Okay, but if. But if Mel lived in California, would you fly to California to go out on Mel's boat? Just for a day. Just for a day. That's all you're getting.
Stugatz
Here's a fun fact. I've never been to California, so I. I'm looking for an excuse to go to California. I was thinking maybe we go to California to go to the Allen family, you know, farm and check out what they got going on over there. But if we're gonna go on Mel's boat, let's go on Mel's boat. I'll go out there. I'll go surfing with Austin Eckler if we have to. Like, whatever we need to do to get to California, let's do that.
Billy Gill
By the way, you'll have family in Spain. Austin Eckler will be there. I mean, so you'll have family, Billy.
Stugatz
That is true. I should. I should reach out to the. The Ecklers and see if me and my wife can go out, maybe have a nice. A nice vino with Austin and Mel while we're out there, you know, so wait a second.
Mike Fuentes
Neither of you answered the question. I want to know who you're going to go to war for.
Stugatz
Oh, well, we didn't get war for me or Stugots.
Mike Fuentes
Both of you.
Billy Gill
I'd go to war for Billy.
Stugatz
That's a. Yeah.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugatz
That's a cop out. Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
If Billy says something on Twitter and people start attacking Billy, you're not jumping in the way I did for Mel.
Billy Gill
Kuiper Sanders, number one overall, and people start going after Billy. I will defend Billy. Yes.
Stugatz
I don't think. I don't think. You know, I don't think.
Mike Fuentes
I don't know. I don't think you do. Yeah, No, I don't.
Billy Gill
I don't know my Twitter password. Enjoying being me?
Stugatz
I mean, yeah, I've noticed that. I've noticed that. I think he'd go to. I think that Stugats would go to war for the Golics.
Billy Gill
I'm gonna tell you who I go to war for. I would go to war for the Golix.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
But I would go to war for Greg Cody. That's who I would go to war.
Stugatz
Wow. Okay.
Billy Gill
Billy knows. I believe that.
Mike Fuentes
I think.
Billy Gill
And I think Billy would go to war for Greg Cody. I do.
Stugatz
It depends how long the war is going to be and what the casualty count is going to be. You know, like, there's depends on if.
Mike Fuentes
He was right or Wrong.
Stugatz
Every man has his lines. No, I mean on air. I'll go to war with forever whatever he says off air. Like, I don't know that I'm gonna be fighting with people on Twitter over Greg Cody's opinions.
Billy Gill
Oh, come on. You love Greg.
Stugatz
I do. Yeah. No, I. Well, I don't know about that, but I do. I do like Greg. Yeah. I was thinking maybe Sims, but I feel like if I went to war with Sims, like, he'd be a casualty of friendly fire.
Mike Fuentes
Yeah.
Stugatz
You know that's right. I would. I would be the guy that, like, you can't really trust him. I pull out a pin in the grenade, put in his pocket, and just, like, walk away. Oh, what happened, Chris? You don't have legs now?
Billy Gill
No legs and no spleen.
Stugatz
Yeah. One last thing to clean up. Explain.
Billy Gill
I feel like Sims would not go to war for us, right?
Stugatz
Not at all. No. I'm shocked that he even comes on the show still, honestly. Right.
Billy Gill
But the people who have been on the show. I feel like Golic would go to war for us. I do. No, Joe.
Mike Fuentes
Go, Joe. Go, Joe.
Billy Gill
Maybe better chance with Gojo. He's fought too many wars. Yes.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Do we have another headline, Billy? Are we done with headlines?
Stugatz
Well, usually we all provide a headline, so if you want.
Mike Fuentes
Hey.
Stugatz
Okay.
Mike Fuentes
Yeah. Hey, here's a headline. Trey Hendrickson will not play on his current contract.
Stugatz
I saw that.
Billy Gill
I did. He joined us during super bowl week. He seems like such a nice kid.
Stugatz
He does. And I think he's gonna fold, if I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you.
Billy Gill
Really?
Stugatz
I don't know. I. He seemed like a very nice guy. Fau. Al. I. I don't. I saw the video where he said, I'm not gonna play. He also said in the video, which I thought was weird. He's like, you know, if I only had four and a half sacks, they would come back and they would want money back. He's like. And I understand that. I'm like, trey, zip it up, buddy. Don't say that. You understand the idea of giving money back because you had enough year. That's a bat.
Mike Fuentes
Don't say that.
Stugatz
Bad thing to say. Don't say that. So then you're gonna play? He's like, no. And I was like, but are you gonna play? And he's like, no. And I'm like, but are you betray. Are you gonna play? Like, yeah, I'm gonna.
Mike Fuentes
Yeah.
Stugatz
Yeah, I'm gonna play still. Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
I'll be there at some point. They'll do the olive branch. Hey, we're gonna give you this. So it looks like we gave you something, but we're not really gonna give you that much. And then you can play and then we'll figure it out later.
Stugatz
He just wants. He just. And this is judged on the 11 minutes we spent with Trey Hendrickson. I think he just wants to feel the love because they went out and they had the absolute worst PR ever, where they're like, he should just be happy. And it's like, don't know that this is not how negotiations should be going. Like, stop kind of trying to crap on him every chance you get. That's not how it's going to work. And now he's not playing because they handled it horribly. But again, you're gonna play like, yeah, yeah.
Billy Gill
He's had back to back seasons of 17 and a half sacks. But I'm with Billy. Like, push comes to shove. Burrow. Chase Higgins. Yeah, I'm gonna play.
Stugatz
Ah, yeah, I'll be there.
Billy Gill
I'll be there. Guys.
Stugatz
Talk to me after training. Kim. I'll be there. Yeah.
Billy Gill
What voice is that? The Hendrickson.
Stugatz
That's Trey Hendrickson. I'm a Trey Hendrickson voice double sometimes. Yeah, I'll be there. Yeah.
Billy Gill
Anonymous sources. Next.
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Stugatz
God bless. Football is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company New York, N.Y. tsugats. You teased One of our more popular games.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Anonymous sources. Yes. I am very much looking forward to it. We also have blind rankings coming up. And. Is that a game?
Stugatz
Yeah. Not is that a game? Just. That's a. That's.
Billy Gill
Oh, I'm sorry.
Stugatz
And more likely. And more likely, we have a lot to get in on this episode of God Bless Football. Also stugot. I was wondering, because I was thinking of doing this as we're kind of winding down our run here, because there's another show that's winding down its run, which is around the Horn. And it had me thinking. I've seen that they've brought back a lot of the luminaries, a lot of the greats of around the Horn. And I was wondering when we might be seeing you on around the Horn again. Had they reached out? Have you reached out? Where do we stand on around the Horn and your return?
Billy Gill
That's a good question. I have not reached out to anyone involved with around the Horn and no one has reached out to me. So that's. That's where we're at. Now, granted, I've been hard to get a hold of lately because I've been traveling.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
But no one has really reached out to me. So I'll have an update for you next week. Billy, you want me to start making some calls? I don't want to. Like, I feel like they should come to me. Me, I shouldn't have to go and call Tony Reali and pitch myself for one of the final shows.
Stugatz
You know, I understand you feel that. I think next week's the final week, so you probably should get on the calls now if you're going to get on those calls. The update next week is going to be. I'm not on. I think next week is the last week, so I thought.
Billy Gill
I thought the show was over after May. Right.
Stugatz
May is winding down, buddy. It's May 15th now.
Billy Gill
I've lost track of time, buddy.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Two weeks. I have two weeks to go. I think May 30th.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
But.
Stugatz
Well, I would. I would follow up on that one and just check and see exactly where they stand because. Don't. Don't. I don't. I don't mean to offend you here. I don't know if you're a last week guy in terms of, you know, the Mount Rushmore. Like, we've already had Sarah Spain's farewell episode.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugatz
Kate Fagan's farewell episode.
Billy Gill
We're.
Stugatz
We're winding down here. And I don't. Not that you're not Deserving But I think that you were on, you know, maybe. Maybe double digits, a little more episodes here. Maybe, like, 15 episodes, if even that. So I think we got to start reaching out and saying, hey, Tony Reali. And then you just make up, like, remember how I did X and Y and Z for you? Like, yes. And then you kind of guilt. Reality's the guy. You got a guilt. I think. Okay, yeah.
Billy Gill
So you're telling me to make the push now? Like, right now, make the push. Like, right when we're done. Right when we're done recording here. I. I need to get on the phone with reality and get on this show.
Stugatz
I wouldn't fault you if you texted him now while we were doing this segment, which is perfectly fine. And then also maybe, you know, made me wonder, should we start inviting back some of our luminaries on our final metal arc episodes? Like, what do you think? Because I'm trying to think.
Billy Gill
Who?
Mike Fuentes
Coleman.
Stugatz
Oh, wow. You know what we do? We. I. That's actually a really good call by you. We should invite all of the meatheads to join us for our final metal arc episode in a couple of weeks and make sure that we do it for the TV portion, just to drive Mike Fuentes crazy so that one of the last things that they get from us is just 80 boxes of guys. Jabbas and Mojos and Kosi Coleman and the Freak. All of our friends, but not Kay Funk. I think that's the move.
Billy Gill
Did you see what happened there? There was a part of him, because Billy is a. Is a fundamentally decent human being. Okay. But for some reason, he totally changes when he gets behind a microphone. There was a second there where he felt bad doing that to K. Funk and then realized the devil. Okay. Beyond the microphone. Realized. Good move, Mikey A. Yeah.
Stugatz
My body actually froze when you said that. I didn't know. Like, if you rewind and watch it, but you're like. And don't tell K. Funking out. Like, stop. And I was like, yeah, yeah, that's what we do. And we have to tell. Obviously. We have to tell Captain Lee also.
Mike Fuentes
Of course, those are all luminaries.
Stugatz
Oh, Nitro. Wow. I have to make a list of all these people.
Billy Gill
A list of luminaries.
Stugatz
Yeah, yeah, Metal. Like, godless football luminaries. Anywho, hey, should we do some. Should we do some anonymous sources here?
Billy Gill
Yeah, we should do them. I. I am, and I'm sorry. I'm a bit distracted. I am reaching out to Tony Reali right now. I started the text by saying, Billy Told me to reach out to you.
Stugatz
Why?
Billy Gill
Because it's time to make the push. You said.
Stugatz
No, I think. I think. I think this is. I think this is the move. Just text them. Hey, big dog. Okay, I know things are wrapping up over there. I think you need to position it as you're helping him out. Like, hey, I know things are wrapping up over there. Trying to fill out your roster. I'm ready whenever you want me back on. I know you probably try. I don't want it. Let me. You should actually position it as I wanted.
Mike Fuentes
Sorry I haven't been able to get back to you.
Stugatz
No, no, just. No, don't do that. Hey, big dog.
Billy Gill
I like that you've been trying to get a hold of me.
Stugatz
No, just say. I know. I know you guys. I know you're probably stressed out with the show wrapping up. Just wanted to take one of these things off your plate. Like, I'll. I'll do. I'm. I'm available next week to take that stress off of your plate. You need to say that you're taking it off of his plate by volunteering.
Billy Gill
I'm doing him a favor. I'll do the entire last week.
Stugatz
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Billy Gill
Wait, who is the last week guy for. For around the horn. It's going to be Woody Page, right?
Stugatz
Yeah. Woody's the last week guy for sure.
Billy Gill
Okay. Frank Guy solo. The Iceman.
Stugatz
The Iceman is. I mean, you have the complication of Jay Marioti, who's probably not going to be on the shows at all going forward, but he was like a Mount Rushmore guy.
Mikey A
What about Bill. What about Bill Plasky?
Stugatz
Oh, yeah. Bill Plasky's got to be there. Jackie McMullen's got to be there. Yeah, she's got to be there. Wow. I'm surprised with a few. Few seconds.
Mike Fuentes
Tim Calashaw.
Stugatz
Let's see here.
Mikey A
The old Boston sports writer, too. Oh, maybe.
Stugatz
Nah.
Mike Fuentes
Brian. Bob Ryan.
Stugatz
Oh, Bob Ryan's got to be there. Yeah. You see why you gots. I'm telling you. You really gotta.
Billy Gill
Right. You're right. There's only like 10 more shows and they got a bunch of people they have to get to. You're right. Doing it right now. I am. I'm making the push. I told him I'm available to finally take this off his to do list is what I said. I am good for the final week.
Stugatz
That's what I told him.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugatz
Yeah, any day. Any day. Just not Thursday or Friday or Tuesday. Really just.
Mikey A
I could see that totally happening. Like, they book him on a random day as dudes. Like. Ah, I got something.
Stugatz
That's Kevin Blackistone.
Billy Gill
Oh, he's a lock.
Stugatz
J. A Adande.
Mikey A
Oh, J. Yeah.
Stugatz
Bomani had a nice run on there too.
Billy Gill
He did have a nice run.
Stugatz
A very nice Michael Smith. Mina.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugatz
I mean, there's. Yeah, there's. There as. I'm going down stugots, and you're.
Billy Gill
No, no, listen, I just sent the text. I hit send to the text. I'll see if I get a. A live response here for us, hopefully.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
On the air.
Stugatz
All right.
Billy Gill
Anonymous sources. Are we.
Mikey A
Are we ready?
Billy Gill
I'm ready for that.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
Don't. Guys, don't sound so excited, all right?
Billy Gill
I am excited, but now Billy's got me. He. I'm frazzled now because Billy's right. I only have two weeks left to get on.
Stugatz
Yeah. Lies. A lot of class games. You lose track of time.
Mike Fuentes
It's almost like Billy knew you were going to get frazzled before the show when he decided to do this.
Billy Gill
Yeah, yeah.
Mike Fuentes
But, you know, just saying. So these are about NFC teams. Anonymous executives talking about NFC teams after the draft.
Stugatz
Ah, NFC teams after the draft.
Mike Fuentes
NFC teams. Okay. Quote, they had conviction and confidence, and then they had the execution as well. So you have to give them credit. They had a good draft. Whatever. It all comes together. Whether it all comes together, who knows?
Stugatz
Oh, my God. There's, like, no hints there.
Mike Fuentes
I know.
Billy Gill
Yeah. I gotta be honest. I didn't listen because reality already responded.
Stugatz
Oh, no.
Mike Fuentes
What'd he say?
Billy Gill
He said, hey, big dog. He said, who do you want to knock off? Knock off the air for the last show, Ryan or Woody? Yes.
Mike Fuentes
The answer is yes.
Stugatz
Just some dealer's choice. Tell him you'll fly up. You'll be. You could be there in studio if he wants. He could tell me. He could take the day off. You could host it.
Billy Gill
For reality.
Stugatz
You know? You know what you got to do. You know what you got to do. You might not like this idea. You know what you got to do is you go on, like, whatever. Whatever episode you're on, and you go in. In full costume. You thought. I thought we were doing the Halloween episode today.
Billy Gill
Well, he just said you can't tell the story of around the horn without stigots who once dressed up. Weren't you a spleen with mono?
Mike Fuentes
Sam Darnold's spleen.
Stugatz
I'm gonna say the Seahawks because you gave us no clues. So I'm just. This is a burn vote.
Billy Gill
I'm gonna ask for the headline again.
Mike Fuentes
They had conviction and confidence, and then they had the execution as well. So you have to give them credit. They had a good draft. Whether it comes together, who knows?
Stugatz
There's no clues there whatsoever.
Mike Fuentes
That's a hard one.
Mikey A
That might be the worst.
Mike Fuentes
But I made it. But it's an easy team.
Billy Gill
Chicago Bears.
Mike Fuentes
There's your hand.
Stugatz
An easy team.
Mike Fuentes
Fuentes.
Billy Gill
Oh, Saints.
Mikey A
I don't know. No, the Packers. I don't know.
Stugatz
Giants.
Mike Fuentes
It was the Giants.
Billy Gill
Wow. How'd you get that?
Stugatz
I'm great at this game.
Mike Fuentes
Because he's good at. Billy is fantastic in this game. All right, here's another one.
Stugatz
All right, wait. I'm hot. Now I'm in. Before I was like, this is a stupid game today. Let's just mess with around the horn.
Mike Fuentes
Well, here. Here you go. Quote. They are realizing that they lost their way a little bit in the past year or so. It is more of them retooling that defense with the guys that fit what has made them really good in the past. They. The draft led them to defense, and an offensive coach like theirs thinks he can manufacture it enough.
Stugatz
Bears.
Billy Gill
Bears.
Mikey A
Bears.
Mike Fuentes
Fuentes.
Mikey A
Bears. Bears. Bears.
Mike Fuentes
You're all wrong. Think tattoos.
Billy Gill
Tattoos.
Stugatz
I was gonna.
Mikey A
I was gonna say the Raiders, but they're an AFC team, so.
Stugatz
You know, when he said tattoos, I thought the Raiders, too.
Mikey A
Yeah. Max Crosby's.
Mike Fuentes
The draft led them to defense, and an offensive coach like theirs can Think he can manufacture it enough.
Stugatz
Oh, 49ers tattoos. Chris Sims. Come on.
Billy Gill
Tattoos.
Mike Fuentes
Chris Sims. You got it.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugatz
Come on, gang. Keep up here.
Mike Fuentes
I'm sorry.
Billy Gill
I'm distracted by reality now.
Stugatz
Let me give myself a half point on that one half point because I got it wrong. 1.5.
Billy Gill
Reality seems to want me on one of the next two weeks, so.
Stugatz
But. But reality also, he seems like. He seems like the guy that. He doesn't want to break your heart. Yeah. Oh, right. Home said that. I can't. I really wanted to.
Billy Gill
Oh.
Stugatz
You know, he's not letting me. I tried.
Billy Gill
Right. Okay. You're right. Damn it.
Stugatz
Yeah. Sorry. Anywho.
Billy Gill
All right. Sorry. I'll. I'll stop being distracted from reality. Lying to me.
Stugatz
Yeah, go ahead.
Billy Gill
You're right, Billy.
Stugatz
He's a bit of a liar, if we're gonna be honest.
Billy Gill
He's not a liar. He's just such a nice guy that he doesn't want to hurt anyone. That's.
Stugatz
You know, what a nice guy does. He tells his friends the truth, even if they're hard. Truth.
Billy Gill
Well, they finish Last.
Mike Fuentes
True.
Stugatz
That is true. And look, you're right, his show is canceled. So, anyway, wow.
Billy Gill
He had a great run. Let's bring rock football. Everyone loves Tony.
Stugatz
Well, we got canceled, too. So.
Billy Gill
Anyway, subscribe, rate and review, please. Do it for Billy's kids. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God.
Mike Fuentes
Do it for his trip to Ibiza.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mike Fuentes
Quote they are confidently aggressive. Maybe that is the coach just saying we're going to kick ass and take names forever.
Billy Gill
They are confidently aggressive.
Mikey A
The Detroit Lions.
Stugatz
Is this in regards to the draft or just.
Mike Fuentes
This is all in regards to the draft? Yes.
Billy Gill
Say it again. Let me hear the quote again.
Mike Fuentes
They are confidently aggressive. Maybe that is the coach just saying we're going to kick ass and take names forever.
Billy Gill
Yep. Lions.
Mikey A
Detroit Lions. Yeah.
Stugatz
Eagles.
Mike Fuentes
No, Billy. Billy, you're off the other two. Got it. It is the Detroit Lions.
Billy Gill
I mean, who else would say that?
Mikey A
Yeah. Most obvious thing to say.
Mike Fuentes
See, my problem is I read the wrong one to start and I gave you guys the really hard one as opposed to the ones that I should have started with.
Stugatz
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll get points then for the first one.
Billy Gill
Okay. Really? Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
You should get two points.
Billy Gill
I didn't know you were keeping score.
Stugatz
I. Of course I'm keeping score. Right here.
Billy Gill
Well, what's the score? Right now?
Stugatz
It's one and a half to one and one.
Mike Fuentes
Yes.
Billy Gill
All right. So this is for everything, right?
Mike Fuentes
We have one for everything.
Stugatz
Really? This is it? The last one. Oh, man.
Mike Fuentes
Yeah. Yeah. Quote I have to hand it to their gm. They have upgraded in a lot of ways this offseason. Your first pick is, in some way a statement about what this team needs and how they're going to play and how they are going to win. The pick is an interesting choice, and I think you can tell it was coach driven.
Billy Gill
Huh. I didn't hear that one as well, because Reali just texted me. He wants me to have the final parting shot.
Stugatz
I mean, now. Now he's just playing cruel games. Now he's just.
Mike Fuentes
Now he's just messing with you.
Stugatz
Now he's just playing cruel games with you.
Mike Fuentes
They're all sitting around watching. And watch what he's gonna say.
Billy Gill
Let's see what he says.
Mike Fuentes
This is just looking at his phone.
Stugatz
This is mean. This is mean, what he's doing to you. I don't support this. In fact, I'm gonna go back. He's not a nice guy. What he's doing to you is not nice.
Billy Gill
He's teasing me.
Mike Fuentes
There's a bunch of people standing around looking at his phone. Seeing what you're gonna say.
Stugatz
Yeah, this isn't nice.
Billy Gill
He knows I'm on the air. I told him I'm on the air with you guys doing this. So.
Stugatz
Yeah, this is.
Mike Fuentes
This is. This is almost cyber bullying.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Did Billy guess yet? This is.
Stugatz
No, I haven't guessed.
Billy Gill
For everything. Yes.
Stugatz
Yeah, it's for everything.
Billy Gill
Can we hear it again? Just so I'm not distracted?
Stugatz
Yeah. Pay attention.
Mike Fuentes
Yeah, sorry. I have to hand it to their gm. They've upgraded in a lot of ways this off season. Your first pick is in some way a statement about what this team needs and how they're going to play and how they're going to win. Their first pick is an interesting choice, and I think you can tell it was coach driven. A lot of upgrades.
Mikey A
I have a guess.
Mike Fuentes
Interesting first pick.
Billy Gill
You have one.
Mikey A
Carolina Panthers.
Stugatz
Really?
Billy Gill
By the way, the jets play Carolina. Last year I would have been thrilled with that. This year it's a loss.
Mike Fuentes
Oh, that's. Go ahead. And A to Z sports dot com. New York Jets. That's a loss.
Billy Gill
All right.
Mike Fuentes
That's a loss.
Billy Gill
I'm gonna say the. Who did Fuente say?
Mikey A
Carolina.
Mike Fuentes
The Carolina Panthers.
Stugatz
I'm saying Bears.
Billy Gill
You're saying Bears, huh? Yeah, I'm saying Raiders.
Mike Fuentes
NFC teams, buddy.
Billy Gill
Reality.
Mike Fuentes
Ask reality.
Billy Gill
I'm not asking reality. NFC team. The Eagles.
Mike Fuentes
Billy wins. The Chicago Bears.
Billy Gill
Jesus Christ.
Mikey A
I feel like. I feel like half of these have been the Chicago Bears, if we're being honest. Like, since you're right, these have just been the Bears.
Billy Gill
Bears.
Mike Fuentes
You guess the Chicago Bears every time. Except the time that it actually was the Chicago Bears.
Mikey A
Yeah, it's been The Chicago Bears 15 times. Yeah, it's nuts.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
They're really making headlines, huh?
Stugatz
When we come back.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Stugatz
Blind rankings.
Mike Fuentes
Yes.
Stugatz
Tony, guess what?
Billy Gill
What?
Stugatz
Big celebration for me, for all of us. Okay. It's the 50th anniversary of Miller Light. You're kidding. Oh, I couldn't even make that up if I wanted. It's been 50 years already. 50 years.
Billy Gill
Wow.
Stugatz
The original light beer since 1975. I mean, let's raise our Miller Lights right now. Oh, I got mine up here. Here, here, here. To 50 years of Miller Light. Mine's really cold. It's the cold freezer. Can I put mine down? Put it down so that you don't over chill your hand. Hey, you know when you can drink Miller Light anytime? From game nights to parties with friends or special anniversaries, celebrating important occasions means more moments with the coolest people in your Life. And Tony.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Stugatz
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Billy Gill
All right?
Stugatz
So I don't. I don't like what he's doing. I don't like it one bit. I'm on the record. I don't like it. But I apologize for the fact that I put this on your plate and your radar, and now you're like a dog with a bone on this one. And I feel like he's having you chase your own tail.
Billy Gill
So you don't think this is going to happen? I will tell you that the reason I got on around the Horn in the first place was because of Tony Reali. And so. And he was very supportive as I was doing that show and has been since we left espn. So I think maybe you're right. Maybe he just doesn't want to break my heart and tell me I'm not going to make the final cut. Yeah, you're probably right, because I think I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that, Billy. I am. Because it's something that I would do. You tell a little. You dangle. You dangle. You dangle right up into the final show, and then you call him up, you say you're sorry. What can you do?
Stugatz
Yeah, but he's. He's leading you on a little bit here, I feel like. And. And I think. I think that they probably have the final shows already planned out. There's only a handful left. I'm pretty sure it would already be booked. So I don't know why the plans.
Billy Gill
Right, right.
Stugatz
I think you'd know about it. That's why I don't understand why, you know, he's doing this to you, but that's fine. So, guys, we have one of our favorite games, Blind Rankings. And also I have. I have that for later in this show.
Billy Gill
What was that?
Stugatz
The audio audience waiting for you. I'm doing it too fast. TV's not even get. I have that later on in the show, by the way, in case you guys are wondering, because I know some people here were asking you in particular, Stu Gods, Mikey. People were saying, hey, blind rankings, is there a sponsor? Yeah, it. There is, actually. It's presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka, please. Drink responsibly. So here's how Blind headline works for those of you who are new to this and don't have an Internet connection. So Fuentes will say the name of a certain player of said position, and we will rank that player 1 through 10 at that position without knowing who is to come. And then at the end, we will reveal our top 10 of said position. Mike Fuentes, what position are we blind ranking today?
Mikey A
Well, you started the show with a headline about Derrick Henry. So we're doing running backs today. We're doing running backs, wide receivers. Last week there was a bit of confusion because you guys don't know that Matthew Golds is number one receiver for the Green Bay Packers.
Stugatz
He's not. And that was even though the GM had a meeting. Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
So what does that mean?
Billy Gill
Guess what?
Mike Fuentes
You're still the number one receiver.
Mikey A
Yeah. That's what you tell everybody. Anyway. Anyway. So anyway, we're moving on. We're going running backs, and we're going to start off one of the best running backs in the league. Right off. The top guys choose carefully. Christian McAffrey of the 49ers.
Billy Gill
Wow. Christian McAffrey had a dead show, by the way, at the Sphere. He was backstage with Bob. We are him and George Kittle. Your boy kd, Billy. How about that?
Stugatz
I did. I did see the picture of KD there. I'm putting him at 5.
Billy Gill
McCaffrey, you have four running backs being better than him.
Stugatz
I'm putting him at five. Just because he's never healthy.
Billy Gill
Okay?
Mike Fuentes
Moving stability is availability. Put him at five.
Stugatz
Mikey gets it. I'm putting McCaffrey at five. For now. Just based on.
Billy Gill
For now. It can't be for now. It stays there. Once it's five, it's five.
Mikey A
We all know that these are eternal and he could never be moved.
Mike Fuentes
Yes.
Stugatz
Okay. But what I'm saying is I'm doing this not based on past performance. I'm doing this on future prediction. I have him at number five. I'm going to put them right down the middle because I feel like we're going to get some. Some running backs here. Fuentes, quick question. Are these all number one running?
Mike Fuentes
Number one running backs.
Mikey A
These are all Herbert in there on their teams. That's all I'm saying.
Stugatz
Number one running backs on their teams.
Mikey A
Nope, they're just running backs. I don't want to hear no, like last week where I had to argue about Matthew Gold.
Stugatz
The bullshit has begun because you're now just running back. Number three running backs.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Mikey A
And then clear, put them, like, once again.
Stugatz
Okay, well, so I put Christian McCaffrey at number five. And now I know I'm gonna get a bunch of number three running backs here. And then you say, oh, I went through this randomizer, and it's never random. It's almost like the last one is always a dub.
Mikey A
It's almost like we're doing it blindly. Stu Gotz, Christian McCaffrey, Mike Youssef.
Billy Gill
I'm gonna put him at number two.
Stugatz
I can't imagine it's gonna be running backs the entire time. He just told us what his game.
Billy Gill
Number two is going on. That's why I'm good at the game. I put him at two, Mikey.
Stugatz
Well, because he didn't tell us the rules.
Mikey A
Second guy. Mike. Yeah. You said five for McAfee, right?
Stugatz
Yeah. Change it.
Billy Gill
Sure.
Mikey A
Bucky Irving is your second running back off the board. Bucky Irving of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Billy Gill
Is he their number one?
Mikey A
I could make a claim that he is, but I'm sure he has some information about Rashad White. Yeah, that is. That's. He's really the number one.
Stugatz
So, wait, so are they. Are they number ones or are they not? Like, am I gonna get Ray Davis?
Mikey A
They are running backs in the NFL. Running backs in the NFL.
Stugatz
Okay. The last one he gives us, I'm telling you. Yeah, it's gonna be. It's just. I mean, Cam Acres, like, get out of here.
Mikey A
Bucky Irving, Tampa Bay Bucks.
Billy Gill
I'm putting Bucky Irving at number eight. Guys, number eight.
Mike Fuentes
Bucky Irving is really good.
Stugatz
Yeah. Bucky had a season, man. He needs forward.
Mike Fuentes
Really good.
Stugatz
I'm gonna put Bucky at four. Honestly.
Mike Fuentes
I'm gonna put him at six. Just so I'm a little different than.
Stugatz
Billy right now, but four is a good spot for him, right, Mikey?
Mike Fuentes
I. I had him. I. I had him written at 4. And then you said it. And I don't want to have the same list as you, so I'm gonna put it.
Stugatz
We can change if you want. You want to swap? You want four, and I'll take six.
Mike Fuentes
I'll keep them at six.
Stugatz
Okay. You got Tatum at eight.
Billy Gill
Next.
Mikey A
Running back off the board, the Baltimore Ravens. Newly resigned. People called him Wash last year. He clearly was not Derrick Henry.
Stugatz
All right, I'm putting him at one because I don't know who else you're gonna put on here. I'm putting him at one. I, I. This is a game where you're not gonna have Saquon. I already know your games. Derek Henry's at 1.
Mike Fuentes
For me, I'm happy to put Derek Henry at 1, and if I get Saquon and put him at 2, I can justify it.
Billy Gill
Yeah, I'll put Derek Henry at 3. I have faith in Fuentes. He will give me Saquon Barkley, so.
Stugatz
But I'm fine putting Sake on a two. It's just, I know him. I know. I know where this is going. I. I know where this is going. Breeze Hall. It's like. Okay, thanks.
Mikey A
Running back, off the board, Los Angeles Rams. Kyron Williams. Notre Dame guy.
Billy Gill
Oh, he's good.
Mikey A
A lot of touchdowns.
Mike Fuentes
Kyron Williams at 3.
Billy Gill
I'm gonna put him at 5.
Stugatz
I'm gonna put him at 7.
Mike Fuentes
Oh, that's not nice.
Mikey A
Insulting.
Stugatz
I'm putting him at 7 because I want some wiggle room here.
Billy Gill
Where'd you have Bucky?
Stugatz
I have. I have Bucky at 4.
Billy Gill
Next.
Mikey A
Running back off the board, the league leader in touchdowns last season, Buffalo Bills.
Stugatz
James Cook, nine.
Mikey A
Wow.
Mike Fuentes
Eight.
Billy Gill
I'll go four on Cook.
Stugatz
Oh, boy.
Billy Gill
Well, I mean, I have to.
Stugatz
Let me down.
Mike Fuentes
You really don't.
Stugatz
There's so much room left.
Mikey A
Number six.
Billy Gill
I won the game two weeks in a row. I'm Putting them at 4.
Stugatz
Next.
Mikey A
Running back, Kenneth Walker, Junior. Seattle Seahawks.
Mike Fuentes
10.
Billy Gill
I'm gonna put him at 7.
Stugatz
I'm gonna put him at 8.
Billy Gill
Okay. That's where I had Bucky Irving.
Stugatz
Me and Mikey have very similar lists, and I'm moving things around also based on where he's putting them. So we don't have the same one. Next.
Mike Fuentes
I have two, four, seven, and nine left.
Mikey A
Atlanta Falcons. Bijan Robinson.
Stugatz
I'm putting him at three.
Billy Gill
I wish I had that four spot back.
Stugatz
I'm putting him at three, hoping that. Hoping that we get Saquon, knowing we won't, but I could still put someone ahead of him. I'm gonna Put him at three.
Billy Gill
I'm gonna.
Mike Fuentes
I'm gonna put him at. Go ahead.
Billy Gill
Six for me.
Mike Fuentes
I'm gonna put him at four.
Stugatz
Okay.
Mike Fuentes
And there's only. He could give me two names now. That could ruin my day.
Billy Gill
I'm not certain why there's so much tension with this game, but I feel it. I feel it. I feel it every time.
Mike Fuentes
Because of how Fuentes plays it.
Stugatz
Yes, exactly right.
Mikey A
The fear of the unknowns do.
Billy Gill
Next.
Mikey A
Brian Robinson, Jr. Washington, Commanders.
Stugatz
I put him at six.
Billy Gill
Put him at nine.
Stugatz
Nine, actually, I'm gonna put him at 10. Yeah, he's a 10 for me.
Mike Fuentes
I like my list so far. Gotta tell you, I like my list.
Billy Gill
Well, I don't like my list if he gives me sakewad.
Stugatz
I don't hate mine. But I know where this is going now.
Mike Fuentes
There's one. There's two names he could give me. And I'll feel really bad if I have to put one of them at seven.
Stugatz
I'm. I'm glad that I put him at ten.
Mikey A
Okay, next up next, Naji Harris, newly signed Los Angeles Charger.
Mike Fuentes
It's not great. All right, six, seven.
Stugatz
I have him at six. And here we go with his bs. Go on. Who's my. What number. What numbers do we have left? What number do you have, Mikey?
Billy Gill
How many do. How many.
Mike Fuentes
This is my second ranked running back. Whoever.
Stugatz
Me too. This is number two.
Mike Fuentes
Two names. I'm.
Stugatz
Who do you have?
Billy Gill
Hold on a second. How many running backs do we have left?
Stugatz
One. Last one. I'm keeping track.
Billy Gill
Okay, so this is gonna be number one for me. Whoever he says is my number one running back.
Stugatz
Exactly. Okay, who is. Who is it?
Mikey A
So where'd you put Naji, Stu? I missed it.
Billy Gill
10.
Mikey A
10. Number one.
Stugatz
Now she's gonna make up a name to make us all look stupid.
Mikey A
You guys held the faith. Saquon Barkley, number 10.
Mike Fuentes
Okay.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Mike Fuentes
Okay.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Stugatz
Look at that.
Billy Gill
But again, so two.
Mike Fuentes
The only name I was fearful there that I was gonna get is Jameer Gibbs. Because if I got Jameer Gibbs and I had to put him at seven, I'd have felt better.
Stugatz
Yeah, because I thought Devin HN was coming up, to be honest. JK Dobbins.
Mikey A
Honestly. Jameer Gibbs.
Mike Fuentes
JK Dobbins. Not on a team.
Mikey A
Yeah, but Jameer. Jameer gives me on one at one. I don't hate that.
Stugatz
He's always on the team. Jameer Gibbs.
Mikey A
Very good.
Mike Fuentes
Oh, Jameer Gibson won. I wouldn't hate that.
Mikey A
Yeah, very good.
Stugatz
All right, so just a quick recap here. My top 10 running backs are Derrick Henry, Saquon Barkley, Bijan Robinson, Bucky Irving, Christian McCaffrey. I don't even know what I wrote for number six.
Mikey A
Yeah. Naji.
Stugatz
Naji Harris. Okay. Williams, Walker, Jr. Cook, and Robinson Jr. James Cook.
Mikey A
I was insulting.
Mike Fuentes
I was. Derrick Henry, Saquon Barkley, Kyron Williams, Bijan Christian McCaffrey, Bucky Irving, Naji Harris, James Cook, Brian Robinson Jr. Kenneth Walker. The only thing I hate is Naji.
Billy Gill
I think I nailed it. Fuentes. Fuentes. I had Saquon McCaffrey, Derek Henry, James Cook, Kyron Williams, Bijon Kenneth Walker, Bucky Irvin Robinson, and Naj Harris.
Mikey A
You have Bucky Irving. A little low for me, but other than that.
Mike Fuentes
Yeah, yeah. You. You sold low on Bucky Irving, and I think he got cmc too high.
Mikey A
Yeah.
Stugatz
When we come back. When we come back.
Billy Gill
Oh. Oh, this.
Stugatz
Stugatz. Mikey. A. Mike Fuentes audience. I've been teasing it all day.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugatz
This right sheet of paper. And what is that sheet of paper, you ask? It is the 2025 NFL Sports Schedule grade.
Billy Gill
Wow, that is so exciting.
Mike Fuentes
Gorgeous. It's beautiful.
Billy Gill
I want your masterpiece.
Stugatz
I mean, I want to make this wallpaper and just plaster this all over my wall, but my wife won't let me, so I'm gonna probably have to just tape this little tiny version anyway. This is going to be my key tool.
Billy Gill
I'm sure the wife will be fine with you taking down the Sims jersey if you want to replace it with the grass.
Mike Fuentes
How dare you.
Stugatz
It is starting to collect dust. We may have to replace that one soon. So, anywho.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Stugatz
This is our key tool for that's a game. So here's how we can do this. We can do this one of two ways. You can give me a team in a week, and we can say, hey, that's a game.
Mike Fuentes
Right.
Stugatz
Or I can give you some. That I highlighted. I kind of think a team in a week might be the way to go, because, like, for example, here's one that I highlighted. Baltimore, Week four at Kansas City. That's a game.
Billy Gill
That's a game.
Stugatz
That's. That. That's.
Mike Fuentes
That's a game.
Stugatz
That's a game.
Billy Gill
Yes, that's a game.
Stugatz
Also, Tennessee, week 18 at Jacksonville. Number one pick versus number two pick. That's not a game.
Mike Fuentes
Yeah, I mean, that's a game.
Billy Gill
I mean, technically, they're all games, but not a game.
Mike Fuentes
I mean, that's a. That's a game.
Stugatz
Yeah, it's. Man, it's a Christmas day Detroit At Minnesota. That's a game.
Billy Gill
That's a game.
Stugatz
That's a game.
Billy Gill
That's a game. Well, we don't know who Minnesota's quarterback's gonna be, but we. But it's a game.
Stugatz
That's a game.
Billy Gill
It's a game.
Stugatz
Christmas Day, Denver, Kansas City, man, it's a game.
Billy Gill
That's just a game. Can you give me Colts, week nine, just out of curiosity.
Mike Fuentes
Of all of them, you're gonna start with the Colts? I can already tell you it's not a game.
Billy Gill
We'll see. Week nine. We'll see.
Stugatz
Colts, week nine at Pittsburgh. That's a game.
Mike Fuentes
It's a game.
Billy Gill
It's just a game.
Mike Fuentes
Give me.
Stugatz
Give me Lions Week 7, Lions, Week 7 versus Tampa Bay.
Billy Gill
That's a game.
Mike Fuentes
That's a game.
Stugatz
That's a game.
Mike Fuentes
That's a game.
Stugatz
That's a game. I'm circling that one. That's a game.
Mike Fuentes
That's a game. That's a game.
Billy Gill
I'm so jealous. He gets a circle.
Stugatz
Not just. Not just. Is that a game?
Billy Gill
Right?
Stugatz
That's a Monday Night Football game.
Billy Gill
Yes, it is. My God.
Stugatz
It's a Monday Nighter. And I don't. Spoiler alert. In case you guys don't have the NFL schedule grid. That is a two. Monday Night Football week. Week seven.
Billy Gill
What's the other game?
Stugatz
Houston at Seattle. That's a game.
Billy Gill
Just a game.
Stugatz
That's a game. That's a game. I don't know what we're doing there. That's a game.
Mike Fuentes
I mean, we have that. We have a game.
Stugatz
Yeah. And then it's a game.
Mike Fuentes
And then we have something to watch. A commercial.
Stugatz
We know. We know which one. We know which one Peyton and Elay are going to be that night. That's a game.
Billy Gill
Yes. Can you give me bills week 10?
Stugatz
We know. We know where. We know where. We know where Joe and Troy are going to be that week.
Billy Gill
Yes, we do. You're right. Bill's week 10. What do you guys.
Stugatz
Bill's week 10. All right, here we go. Buffalo, week 10. Buffalo, week 10 at Miami.
Billy Gill
That's a game.
Mike Fuentes
That's a game.
Billy Gill
That's a game.
Stugatz
It's a game.
Billy Gill
It's a game. Look at him downplaying the importance of that game.
Stugatz
It's a game. It's a game.
Billy Gill
It's a game.
Stugatz
I'm not circling it, but I'm underlining that one, Right? Yeah.
Mike Fuentes
Rams, week 14.
Stugatz
Rams, week 14.
Billy Gill
I like it. I like it. I like it.
Stugatz
At Arizona. That's a game.
Mike Fuentes
That's a game.
Billy Gill
It's just a game.
Mike Fuentes
Bird gang, Billy. Bird gang.
Stugatz
I mean, I'm all. I'm decked out of my bird gang today. Head to toe.
Mike Fuentes
That's a game.
Billy Gill
Give me Dolphins Week. Week 13, Billy.
Stugatz
Dolphins Week 13 against New Orleans. Yeah.
Billy Gill
Not a game. What a terrible game. It's a win, too.
Stugatz
I'm gonna. I'm actually gonna write down W on that one, which means it's probably an L, so.
Billy Gill
Right.
Mike Fuentes
W. Chargers, week eight.
Stugatz
Chargers week eight. Chargers, week eight. Hosting Minnesota Thursday. Thursday night football.
Billy Gill
Thursday night. It's a game.
Stugatz
Thursday night. Good start to the week. That's a game. That's a good start to the week. That's a good game.
Billy Gill
That's what it is.
Stugatz
Good start to the week. That's a game. That's a game.
Mike Fuentes
This might be my new favorite game, by the way.
Stugatz
Yeah, this. This. This a game. This is a game. This is the game. And also, this concludes the episode of God bless Football, guys. So God bless football, everyone.
Billy Gill
God bless football. Subscribe, rate and review. Do it for Billy's kids. Thank you.
Stugatz
Do it for reali.
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Billy Gill
What?
Stugatz
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Detailed Summary of "GBF - That's a Game" Episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Release Date: May 16, 2025
Introduction
In the "GBF - That's a Game" episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, alongside co-hosts Mike Fuentes, Billy Gill, and Mikey A, delve into a myriad of sports-related topics. From NFL schedule analyses and player rankings to behind-the-scenes discussions about podcasting and potential guest appearances, this episode offers a comprehensive and engaging exploration of the current sports landscape.
DraftKings Network and Opening Banter
The episode kicks off with light-hearted exchanges centered around football enthusiasm. The hosts collectively chant "God bless football," setting an energetic tone for the discussion ([01:17]-[02:18]). This camaraderie underscores their passion for the sport and primes listeners for the in-depth conversations to follow.
NFL Schedule and the New "That's a Game" Segment
Stugotz introduces a new interactive segment titled "That's a Game," teasing a unique game concept that the listeners eagerly anticipate ([02:07]-[03:34]). The hosts express excitement over the debut of this segment, hinting at its potential to become a standout feature of the show.
Dolphins' International Game Prospects
A significant portion of the episode revolves around the Miami Dolphins' schedule, particularly their Week 11 game slated to take place in Spain ([03:36]-[05:21]). Stugotz shares personal anecdotes about attempting to balance family commitments with the opportunity to attend the international game. He discusses the logistical challenges, such as coordinating travel to Spain to visit family while managing time effectively with his young daughters. This segment not only highlights the global reach of the NFL but also provides a personal touch from the hosts.
Notable Quote:
Stugotz at [04:30]: "If we can do it in Spain, maybe we go around, take some trains around somewhere, see a different country."
Running Back Position Resurgence and Derrick Henry's Contract Extension
The discussion shifts to the NFL's running back position, sparked by Derrick Henry's recent two-year, $30 million contract extension with the Baltimore Ravens ([06:15]-[08:28]). The hosts debate whether the position is experiencing a resurgence after a period of devaluation. They reference other notable running backs like Saquon Barkley and emerging talents from the draft, pondering if the market for running backs is strengthening again.
Notable Quote:
Mike Fuentes at [07:12]: "Is the running back position back?"
Mel Kuiper's Draft Strategy and Supporting a Colleague
Mel Kuiper's draft strategy comes under scrutiny as the hosts discuss his long-standing theory of avoiding first-round running backs ("Never take a running back in the first round") ([09:09]-[10:27]). Mikey A shares support for Kuiper amidst criticism, emphasizing loyalty and camaraderie within the sports broadcasting community.
Notable Quote:
Mike Fuentes at [10:01]: "I will go to war for Mel Kuiper every day."
Who Would You Go to War For? – A Lighthearted Debate
In a humorous segment, the hosts engage in a playful debate about which colleagues and friends they would "go to war for." This exchange showcases the tight-knit relationships among the hosts and adds a layer of personal connection to the podcast.
Notable Interaction:
Billy Gill at [13:17]: "I'd go to war for Billy."
Stugotz responds humorously, leading to back-and-forth banter.
Blind Rankings Game: Running Backs Edition
One of the episode's highlights is the Blind Rankings game, where the hosts rank NFL running backs without prior knowledge of their identities. This segment tests their knowledge and intuition about player performance and potential.
Notable Quotes with Attribution:
Stugotz at [41:03]: "Derrick Henry, Saquon Barkley, Bijan Robinson, Bucky Irving, Christian McCaffrey, Naji Harris, Kyron Williams, James Cook, Brian Robinson Jr., Kenneth Walker Jr."
Mike Fuentes at [47:15]: "Derrick Henry, Saquon Barkley, Kyron Williams, Bijan, Christian McCaffrey, Bucky Irving, Naji Harris, James Cook, Brian Robinson Jr., Kenneth Walker."
This engaging game not only entertains listeners but also provides insightful perspectives on the running backs' current form and future prospects.
Plans for Final Episodes and "Around the Horn" Integration
As the hosts speculate about the winding down of another show, possibly "Around the Horn," they discuss the potential return of luminary guests and the logistics of guest appearances ([19:24]-[26:31]). Billy Gill shares his efforts to join "Around the Horn," highlighting the competitive nature of securing a spot on popular sports shows.
Notable Quote:
Billy Gill at [25:02]: "I have two weeks to go. I think May 30th."
Celebrating Miller Lite's 50th Anniversary
In a celebratory segment, the hosts toast to the 50th anniversary of Miller Lite, intertwining promotional content with genuine enthusiasm ([36:00]-[37:50]). This segment underscores the show's blend of sponsorships and authentic celebrations of milestones within the sports community.
Notable Quote:
Stugotz at [36:12]: "Cheers to 50 years of Miller Lite, the great tasting light beer."
Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts
The episode concludes with final reflections on the ongoing games, the hosts' excitement for upcoming segments, and light-hearted interactions regarding their standings in the Blind Rankings game ([52:26]-[54:05]). The camaraderie remains strong as they wrap up the episode with shared enthusiasm for football and their podcasting endeavors.
Notable Quote:
Billy Gill at [53:53]: "Do it for Billy's kids. Thank you."
Conclusion
"GBF - That's a Game" is a quintessential episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, blending serious sports analysis with personal anecdotes, interactive games, and humorous banter. The hosts' deep knowledge of the NFL, coupled with their authentic relationships and engaging format, make this episode a valuable listen for sports enthusiasts seeking both insight and entertainment.