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Paul
Start of the day, Start of the day it is the start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day it is your start of the day. Start of the day. Start of the day it is your start of the day. Start of the day Start of the day it is the start of the day.
Juju
All right, Juju, what do you got for us here? Let's get started here with the stat of the day.
Mike
Yes, sir. Man, Trans women trying to play in the wnba. Zero. Weirdo goofball men trying to play in the wnba. Two.
Zaz
At least two.
Mike
Back to you guys.
Juju
Yeah, at least two. I mean, at least two. Those are the first. I just. I don't understand. Like, clearly they don't believe that, that men should play in women's sports. So their solution is, I'm going to play in a women's. Like, what? I don't. You're trying to do the thing that you think is bad.
Tony
Let's do this. Let's see the whole thing out. Mike. Enos Freedom. You're a Phoenix Mercury. Congratulations. You did it. All right. You did it.
Zaz
But then he's doing the thing that
Juju
he says shouldn't happen.
Tony
You see, this is unfair.
Mike
All right. Exactly. I'm of the opinion too if you think that what them brothers is doing is remotely entertaining at all. Unfollow me. Block me online. Don't mess with me in real life. Because this to Me is mental health issues. I'm not trying to make fun of them. Them brothers is clearly going through something that I don't understand. Salute to them. Not that. Get them out of here, bruh.
Tony
So you see this, this could be a problem. It could be we're not for my actions.
Juju
So are these also then qualifying as the jokers of the day, Juju or their other day because of the day, they.
Mike
As a matter of fact, they are definitely the jokers of the day. But since we brought up the wnba, before we go to the jokers of the day, let's highlight the W before we do that. Yeah, my dog Caleb. Bride bit, 43 perks, man. Better not leave six open, dog. Come on, man.
Zaz
Juju, let me ask the question because I watch and I was like, yo, how many threes she gotta hit before they realize that we can't help off of her?
Mike
I was like, what are we doing exactly?
Zaz
What are we doing?
Mike
Right, right. I think we should hold some of these coaches feet to the fire a little bit more. The same way we do Kenny Atkinson in the playoffs. That whole analytic. I think some of these coaches be making big blunders at the end of the game.
Zaz
I'm watching, I'm watching the guard dribble. I think it was Miles dribbling baseline. And this one, Kayla McBride has hit like five or six threes at this point. She's having a great game. Zaz, the lady that's guarding her leaves completely. Goes all the way into the paint to help out. For someone who's under the rim, there's no. She's got no avenue to make a layup from there. Of course, Miles is like, oh, she wide open. And I'm like, what are you doing? There's a couple of times where they like, they didn't have a hand up on the closeout. They're just kind of like, well, I guess this is happening.
Mike
What are we doing right? Also, also over the weekend, salute to the hero of the weekend, Chelsea Gray.
Zaz
Oh, yeah.
Mike
Oh, my goodness. Not only a buzzer beater to go to overtime. Trey ball, wet ball in overtime. The game winning Trey ball at the buzzer. Oh, my God. Silencing the entire Indiana crowd. You had to see it to believe it. Caitlin Clark, salute you a great sister, you a great basketball player, but that was a disgusting isolation against Asia Wilson.
Juju
Boo.
Mike
You turned the ball over, tried to flop. Game winning on your head, top man. Back to you guys, man.
Juju
Juju, what. What do you make of our wedding conversation where, you know, I'm the only one in the room here. Although Amin would not disclose the gender of his children, I'm the only one here who. Who is not a girl, dad. So I have not spent any time thinking about paying for a wedding.
Mike
Yeah, man, I. I like to just chime in on that because, yes, it's a rough responsibility to have to be the father of the bride sometimes, but guess what? True love exists. I know we. We think we need to pay for all this stuff to. For the. To celebrate our kids and our weddings, but y' all, check out this video. This is true love, man. The white. The bride walking down the aisle. Guess what this aisle is in Mickey D's. Yeah, it don't matter. Come on. Look at sis. Oh, my beautiful. Oh, no. You dig? Come on now. This is true love. Got the whole thing set up. I'm not sure how much this cost. It costs something, but it don't cost as much as y' all think. That love gonna last forever. Look at my boy. That's sharp. Salute to real love, man.
Zaz
Was it catered? Do you think it was catered?
Juju
I feel bad, of course.
Zaz
Do you guys. Do you guys think Hunter. Hunter Pence has seen.
Mike
Damn, you forgot the movie.
Zaz
Oh, father of the bride. You think it was like, wait till Tuesday. That's a basketball movie.
Tony
Go back into the podcast and hear our interview with Hunter Pence, where we just ask him, have you seen that?
Mike
Good segment, right? Great game. That was a great. Save it for sure. Also, too, before we leave the wnba. I know we left it already. Dijonay character, my sister. Look, it was a hard file. I know the world is set up against us sometimes, but, sis, not this one. Bro, you fouled the hell out of something.
Zaz
But, Juju, this is what I also don't like. I feel like they're not even allowed to be funny anymore. Like, I thought that was a funny tweet. I don't. I don't think she was actually. Maybe she was, but I took it as like, that's a fun. That's a funny response to what happened.
Juju
But isn't there also a little bit of read the room right here? Like, you know, that's not going to land. Even if you are making a joke, that ain't going to land the way
Zaz
you want me to tell you something. I don't even know if I can say this one. Sidney Coulson, who is a menace on threads, had one this weekend that I fell out of my chair. It was. I'm just paraphrase. You know, the one I'm talking about. Right? Yeah, but fouls in transition. Except she didn't say it like that.
Juju
All right.
Mike
Salute to see it, man.
Zaz
The best.
Mike
But yeah, bro, I wanted to do the Andre Iguodala meme to Dijonay like, come on, sis, not this one. Come on, man, let's.
Juju
Let's spin it in a positive direction here. Juju, we have any. Anyone worthy of a post show award today?
Mike
Ah, yes, man. Yes, absolutely. Of course. I was so happy to wake up on Monday morning, not let alone have a job, but just to wa up and then. You brothers perform so well, man. First off, I like to give the Pat Paul award to my brother Monday, Chris.
Tony
Damn.
Mike
Monday, Chris.
Chris
Tomorrow will be better.
Mike
Good job, Chris.
Tony
Good job.
Chris
When I heard that live on air and I heard the Pat, I just pretended like I didn't. I'm like, maybe none of them heard it.
Zaz
You try to. Someone Pat ball.
Juju
Yep.
Mike
I also like to give the psychic award to my brother Zaz for knowing that Mike would not be surprised.
Juju
You knew.
Tony
You knew it.
Juju
You knew.
Paul
Yeah.
Mike
You knew.
Juju
You weren't surprised. He knew.
Mike
Also, the football is back award to my brother, the handsome Tony man. Yes, sir.
Paul
Good job, Tony.
Tony
Football's back.
Juju
Tony, you get on that Aaron Donald workout this week. All right, let's.
Zaz
Let's plan it.
Juju
Yeah.
Mike
All five gallons. Next. Next, I would like to give the world building award to my brother Amin El has. Good job building it.
Juju
Thank you.
Mike
The world building job built the hell out of that damn world. Also like to give the I remember everything except photos award to my brother Roy.
Chris
Good job, Roy.
Mike
Thank you.
Paul
I appreciate you.
Tony
Everybody gets an award. Those rings are stolen, man.
Mike
And lastly lastly, man, the courage award. Because I don't like the content. I don't like what he's saying. I love him. But at the same time, bravery and courage is due to my brother Mike, man.
Tony
I can pretend like I watch it, but I have the bravery to not. Yeah, Took balls.
Juju
That's a good job right there. Juju. I don't think we have very many polls today. What do we have to revisit?
Mike
Yes, sir. Is Adam Venateri a shy guy? 63% of the audience says no, he is not.
Tony
Paul, you got him.
Mike
And last poll. Before the last poll, I had to give a little advice to you, Zaz, for what I do on Uber eats when you. When the Uber comes, zero tip. Now I'm talking about zero tip. And then after the handoff, is there. Okay, $3. But juice dollars if.
Zaz
If you start with a zero tip. Won't that make them message even more?
Mike
No, they don't see it. They don't see it after the delivery is done.
Juju
Well, why do plenty of people tell me that they. They're going to take their damn sweet time if there isn't a good tip? Those people are full of. All right, that's good. That's good note, Juju. Thank you.
Mike
Yes, sir. I think this poll. Go ahead, Chris.
Chris
The only funny business.
Tony
Chris, go ahead.
Chris
On Tuesday, I think the only funny business that they can pull is when they pull up to your house, they can then mark it as delivered before they've actually delivered it. So they can, like at the very end see the tip before. That's what I've. I've been skeptical that that can happen.
Juju
Okay.
Mike
Spit a hawker in your soda.
Tony
Like, what are they gonna do?
Mike
Maybe it's not tipping. A pleasure. Close 1. 52% of the audience says no. And those are your polls, Paul, you got them.
Zaz
They like to tip.
Juju
Thanks, Juju.
Mike
Thank you, guys. Thank you. Good night, everybody.
The Dan Le Batard Show | Aug 10, 2026
Live from the Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
This postgame show, hosted by Dan Le Batard's crew, centers on the WNBA’s latest standout performances, comedic takes on men attempting to join the league for political stunts, and the panel’s signature blend of sports breakdowns and pop culture banter. The conversation seamlessly flips between basketball analysis, social commentary, and running inside jokes, offering both insightful breakdowns and light-hearted awards to the show’s participants.
“How many threes she gotta hit before they realize we can’t help off of her?” – Zaz (03:13)
“Buzzer beater to go to overtime. Trey ball, wet ball in overtime. The game winning Trey ball at the buzzer… Oh my God. Silencing the entire Indiana crowd.” – Mike (04:18)
The crew gives out a series of tongue-in-cheek awards to each other, celebrating camaraderie and running jokes:
The episode maintains the Le Batard Show’s irreverent, conversational style, blending sharp sports analysis with humor, sarcasm, and earnest praise, while making room for playful jabs and social commentary.
This summary brings you up to speed on the main content and character of the episode, capturing both the sports analysis and the show’s unique personality. If you missed the episode, you’ll walk away with the highlights, headline quotes, and spirit of the conversation.