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Mike Ryan
The Chiefs had not lost since Christmas of last year. Joe Burrow is the first quarterback in NFL history to throw for 300 plus yards, three plus TDs, no interceptions in back to back games and lose both of them.
Chris Cody
That's a good loss for the Chiefs though, right? Because they got the Bills right where they want them. The Bills acting like they won the super bowl yesterday. Congratulations. You won a regular season game and they still have home field advantage. I mean what are you doing?
Mike Ryan
Joe Burrow has 3,000 passing yards, 27 touchdowns, four interceptions. They're 4 and 7. Nobody ever has the great quarterback going 47 like that when the quarterback is playing great. But we are joined. Now we have to stop because Stugatz looked into the preview and he was delighted because this man looks more like the face of boxing than Jake Paul does. Jacob Duran Stitch is his name. He's the cut man for one of the best cut men working in boxing and mma.
Chris Cody
What a great Nickname for a cut man.
Mike Ryan
Stitch. Yes, Jacob Stitch Duran is with us and thank you, Jacob. Jacob, you do look like the face of boxing. You look like the, you look like the corner of every corner I've ever seen in a boxing match. Thank you, thank you for being on with us. What were your thoughts of the overall experience on Friday night?
Jacob Duran
Yeah, well, you know, thanks for having me on you guys. But yeah, the energy level is still at its high point right now. Getting a little bit of sleep, answering a lot of questions like this, doing interviews and it's been phenomenal. But you know, I take it all in stride because it was such a historical event, such a historical moment that will never, never be duplicated. But the high probability of working Mike Tyson's last fight, you know, to me that was kind of like a feather on my cat, man. So it doesn't get much better than that.
Mike Ryan
Yes, it does. It was a crappy fight.
Jacob Duran
Yeah, well, regard that, you know, forget the fights, I don't look at that, I look at the events. Right. And then you're looking at a 50 year old man with 27 year old young man. So you are going to see discrepancies in that. So yeah, it was, it's more entertainment than it was a victory value.
Chris Cody
At any point did you feel bad for Mike?
Jacob Duran
Well, you know, I knew that he started slowing down like the start of the third round. You know, I told the Mir Abdullah said look like he hit a wall, you know and people were talking about his leg and all that and you know, I'm focused on his face so I'm not looking from here down and, but in the dressing room and all that, he, he seemed fine.
Greg Cody
How would the fight have had to have gone for Tyson to have a real chance like strategically, what would Jake Paul have had to do that would have really enabled Mike to have a.
Mike Ryan
Shot fight him at the beginning instead of run away?
Jacob Duran
Yeah, I think the conditioning factor, you know, if you got a 58 year old man. So the conditioning factor I think was the overall discrepancy in this whole event. But I saw him train, you know, I saw Mike train and I've known him got over 25 years, we just trained the same gym. So I knew his intensity type of training and the days I was in the gym I saw that and I saw his sparring and I saw that. But you know, I think, you know, the excitement, the adrenaline and everything and then going into a fight and then, you know going combat with another one will drain you right off the bat and I think that's what happened there.
Billy Corben
Jacob, obviously, you've been in the game forever. You're a legend. You've seen and know more about boxing than we ever know. Would Canelo stand a chance against Jake Paul?
Jacob Duran
Yeah, 100%. Yeah. You know, Jake Paul, as, as you. As I break down the events of fighters and all that, there's ABC and D, you know, Jake Paul is a good B fighter. He's a good athlete. And, and the reason I know that, could I say I've done like three events with him at four, I think four or five all together in the same programs, but there were wrestlers, and when I had a school of kickboxing guys that were wrestlers that came into kickboxing, made a good transition because they're athletes, right? So. But Canelo is a horse of a different color, bro. Now, now you're chewing a little bit more often than, you know your ego is letting you do.
Mike Ryan
So, Jacob, I want to put in front of you an accusation by Mike Ryan, who says, and you were in the locker room that the Mike Tyson ass video where he turned around after being interviewed by his son to reveal ass shocking an international audience at old man ass. Mike Ryan says that that was a manufactured for television moment, that it was orchestrated. Can you give us from inside the locker room your personal opinion?
Jacob Duran
Well, you know, I saw Mike walking around, of course, you know, bare ass. And I was going to take a picture, you know, but I said, nah, you know, that's a little too personal. And then I. And then I see it on social media and I don't put it out there. But, yeah, that was. That was Mike at his finest point.
Mike Ryan
Okay.
Roy Bellamy
Not usually part of his normal routine. Interesting.
Jacob Duran
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's, you know, he just finished putting his cup on and walk around and. Yeah, just kind of learn to accept Mike Tyson as. As Mike Tyson.
Mike Ryan
Okay. But Mike Ryan is saying that that is a manufactured for television shock moment to go viral. Do you believe it was orchestrated? Yes or no?
Jacob Duran
No, not at all. Not at all. You know, Mike's doing his thing and. Yeah, it wasn't orchestrated for that at all. That'd be embarrassing to Mike, I'm sure. You know, I'm sure he got embarrassed. I'm sure his family got embarrassed.
Billy Corben
No, he looked great.
Chris Cody
He looked great.
Roy Bellamy
And it's just a weird time to be doing. You've been with him for a long time in his career. It's just an odd time to start doing something for the first time, walking around like that.
Mike Ryan
Okay, that's fine. You can have your cynicisms if you want. The man is in the corner. The man has given you his opinion.
Jessica
Is he in the production meetings?
Mike Ryan
You want to interrogate him? You want to.
Roy Bellamy
Sounds like you were trying to get the answer you wanted.
Mike Ryan
Okay.
Roy Bellamy
You don't want to believe that this was.
Jacob Duran
I don't see that as being fabricated at all.
Jessica
You know, Jake Paul would know.
Jacob Duran
Yeah. Oh, Jake Paul. Hey, man, you know, I'm new in this social media stuff, so, you know, you guys might have something, but I don't know, you know, I got.
Mike Ryan
Keep going, Mike, keep interrogating. Jacob, Stitch, Duran. Go ahead, keep interrogating. See if you can get the answer.
Roy Bellamy
You want on the cut front. Wasn't very busy for you. What was it? What was the deal with these big goofy gloves? I mean, two minute rounds, everybody was. Everybody had action on knockouts. And it became very evident that after two rounds, like, oh, we're not going.
Mike Ryan
To actually they're playing with clown cartoon gloves.
Jacob Duran
Yeah, those are sparring gloves, you know, and just to see the eight two minute rounds, to me was. Was a surprise. But I understand, you know, this was not to see, you know, who's the best gladiator in the world. It's to see how much attention you're going to draw to this type of fight. And I think it worked out for, you know, everybody, so.
Mike Ryan
That's right.
Jacob Duran
Yeah. The first time I've been in a fight, in a pro fight, in a major fight where 14 ounce blows have.
Billy Corben
Been used, Stitch take out the gloves from it and all the rules. And we were trying to figure out who was the greatest gladiator and they were fighting to the death. Without rules. Who would have won without rules?
Jacob Duran
Just the whole. At the same age level.
Mike Ryan
No, no.
Billy Corben
As it was.
Jacob Duran
Their prime bikes.
Mike Ryan
Not in Mike's prime. He's saying right now, right now, Friday, this Friday, we're going to do a rematch.
Billy Corben
No rules, no jockstraps naked.
Jacob Duran
There's an old saying in an alley. There's an old saying in this sport where you could beat anything, but you can't beat time. So hopefully that answers that question. Right?
Billy Corben
Jake, Paul, Mike Tyson. Stitch, you just said that.
Jacob Duran
Yeah.
Billy Corben
Wow.
Mike Ryan
Jacob, just real quick to put a bow on it. Is this the worst actual boxing match you've ever been a part of?
Jacob Duran
Well, yeah, I don't reconsider it a boxing match, but it's the most entertaining one for sure.
Mike Ryan
Okay, now when I asked you.
Jacob Duran
Well, yeah, you know what I think as the fight's going on and I hear people booing out there and I say, well, you know, they're going to have to pick it up a little bit, right? And. But I expected a total fight for as long as it lasted, to be honest with you.
Chris Cody
You seem to be leading the witness here, dad.
Mike Ryan
I mean, I just asked him, is it or is it not the worst right into the answer.
Jacob Duran
So I try to give you the kind of answer to stroke you, so I go to the next one.
Billy Corben
Wow.
Mike Ryan
I just.
Jacob Duran
How you guys want to play the game? Just play the game, man. Come on.
Mike Ryan
I just asked him the question of whether it was or it wasn't. It was a question, all right?
Jacob Duran
Yeah, but you know what? And, and, and when you look deep into what goes on when guys are making contact, all right, it's a hit sport, it's a hurt sport sport. You got whatever the result is going to be. You got to give those guys credit for just being in there taking a shot, you know, and, but yeah, you know, so respect to them both, you know, and yeah, it was a shitty fight. I agree, you know, and I'm not gonna expected more, a lot more. But in the sense it was good for the entertainment value.
Greg Cody
Listen, people are cynical. They assume the next $20 million offer is going to change everything. Percentage likelihood that we have seen Mike Tyson's last fight ever.
Jacob Duran
Oh, yeah, I would probably say the probability is almost 100%. You know, I think reality will kick in that, you know, you can beat anything, but you can't be time. So, yeah, you know, I think he'll do fine.
Mike Ryan
He's one of the best cut men working in boxing and mma. Jacob, thank you for being on with us. We appreciate the time, sir.
Jacob Duran
No, thank you, guys. I'm gonna go back to sleep now because it's an early call for me, so thanks for beyond, guys.
Chris Cody
You really get it. You get the entertainment value of the thing. You don't care if it impacts boxing or not. And Father Time is undefeated. You really get it, man.
Greg Cody
Great mustache too.
Mike Ryan
And a great mustache. How old is that mustache, Jacob?
Chris Cody
Beautiful.
Jacob Duran
Well, since I was 12 years old, like Pedro.
Mike Ryan
Oh, wow. Since he got 12 years old, you had that much. That must have been shocking to the other 12 year olds to have that teacher.
Jacob Duran
Yeah, and you know, it's funny, in the undisputed game, they, they have me without my glasses. And I said, well, you know, my mustache, my glasses and my hair are my profile. So I'm trying to get it back. Good seeing you to have me on, guys.
Mike Ryan
Thank you.
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Chris Cody
Don Leon I want to talk about a team that I actually want to see come playoff time. I want to see the Chiefs.
Mike Ryan
Oh Stugots.
Chris Cody
I want Patrick Mahomes strolling into my stadium with max confidence. I want Travis Kelce. I want Taylor Swift. I want the team that lost to Jordan Love. I want the team that lost to Aiden O'Connell. I want the team that trailed 17 to nothing to Jake Browning. That is the team that I would like to face in the playoffs. That's the team indeed that I would want to face in the playoffs because that team is not very good.
Mike Ryan
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats. We're going to get to Stugatz's weekend observations here in just a second, but I did want to get back Stugatz quickly before we do that to a couple of football related things. The Bears lose in maximum Bears fashion. They allowed one touchdown when they were offside and had 12 men on the field and allowed the touchdown. Anyway, the packers debilitate them at the end. What are you smirking about Jessica?
Stugotz
Me?
Dan Le Batard
Not nothing. I terrible, terrible loss for the Bears. So stinky.
Greg Cody
I'm still trying to Process that guy.
Chris Cody
At age 12 with a mustache.
Greg Cody
With a mustache that looked like that at age please. I couldn't grow that mustache today.
Mike Ryan
You're having some difficulty here with your bad arm day and you've been having an unruly hair situation. Have you cut your hair? Since we publicly cut your hair here, have you cut your hair? Because it seems like it's grown out a great deal and when I came in here, it looked like you had stuck your finger in a light socket.
Greg Cody
Yeah, I had, actually, which is surprising because the light sockets are so small. It's tough to do that and I wouldn't recommend it for anybody else. I have had a haircut since the freebie I got here, which wasn't really free because I had to tip the guy 20 bucks. But I need a haircut. But the arm day, it's. I don't know when it's gonna go away, but I'll be arm week. I thought, you know, well, it's a bad arm week for now, you know, it'll take a while.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, it's bad arm month.
Billy Corben
Yeah.
Greg Cody
I have in the past, it comes and goes, this thing, this condition. And I've talked to my skin doctor about it, was a dermatologist. And she's not overly concerned. She's like, ah, it's sort of an age thing. Don't worry about it, forget about it.
Mike Ryan
The splotchiness on your arm.
Greg Cody
Yes. And I would like a magic cream that just made it go away because.
Stugotz
It'S the red splotchy and you can moisturize.
Greg Cody
It's unsightly, you know, so it is what it is.
Billy Corben
Doctors need to find the perfect balance. Right. Because like, I don't like a doctor that's way too like lax about things. But I also don't like a doctor that's overly concerned about situations. You need a doctor that's like very level headed and meets kind of what you need from them. Right?
Greg Cody
Yeah, I like overly concerned.
Billy Corben
Really?
Greg Cody
Yeah. You know, I have a little bit of hypochondriac in me and so I like to. I want that extra test, I want that extra scan.
Stugotz
What are you talking about? You famously, like, undersell everything to your doctors.
Greg Cody
No, you think I do?
Stugotz
I've had to go to doctor's appointments with you. When your cough was bad, I went with you to a doctor's appointment, that kind of thing. And then I spoke to the doctor and he was like, oh, you haven't told me any of this.
Mike Ryan
Greg, your thoughts? If I were to rewind the last 90 seconds. For the people who are listening. It's like you don't know that you're on the air and you're not performing. It's just you're talking, like around the kitchen, that kind of thing. It doesn't matter whether what you're saying makes sense or not. It's just unspooling gibberish instead of thoughts like you're a professional broadcaster on a Monday.
Greg Cody
Okay, I've heard him make this rant before. It's only partly rooted in truth. I take care of myself like nobody's business. Yeah, we know. I see six doctors. I got scans out the ass. Everybody's always taking X rays and doing this, doing that, popping pills. Six pills a day. Nobody works on their health more than Greg Cody. Nobody. Okay. That kind of thing.
Chris Cody
It seems like you should be concerned, though. I mean, all those scans, medications, I mean.
Greg Cody
But I got it under control. Okay. You know, Good.
Mike Ryan
But you're having a bad arm week, and the way that you have it under control is by wearing a long sleeve shirt.
Greg Cody
Yeah, because she can't prescribe a magic lotion for me. You know, invent one.
Chris Cody
It's on her.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
You're bruising because your dog jumps up because you can't discipline it and scratches you with its talons, right?
Greg Cody
In this case, yeah, a little bit, yeah.
Mike Ryan
And you are now officially a person who bruises easily. You were not that before.
Greg Cody
Yeah, I have a little bit of a crepey skin thing.
Mike Ryan
Well, when it comes to hypochondria, though, I think of Stugant as more of a hypochondriac than you. I think of you as someone who will stubbornly not go to the doctor. Is it because you're a hypochondriac and you don't want the doctor to tell you the truth about what things are happening? Because I know when, for example, you look jaundiced or green or coughing too much, it takes many of us seven or eight times to push you to a doctor because you're reluctant.
Greg Cody
Yeah, I think five years ago all of that was true. When I was at my worst after I'd come out of my fairly major surgery on my abdomen and I had such a chronic cough that I had to leave my own bedroom. I couldn't sleep at night. I had to go to the far end of the house and try to sleep because I couldn't fall asleep because of my chronic cough.
Mike Ryan
A special kind of torture, that one.
Greg Cody
Yes, it was. And we finally got that under control. With medication. And that taught me that this isn't going to take care of itself. I need to really start seeing doctors and medicating myself and figuring out what's going on.
Mike Ryan
Your son is rolling his eyes at you right now because your son, famously, I'm always chasing after your son on stay after your father because he's rolling his eyes at you because of how hard it is to get you to take care of yourself.
Stugotz
You've gotten better about this, I'll give you that. But you're not a hypochondriac. Like, you're. You're like going to the far end of the spectrum. Like you're now every single thing I go into the, like mom is still having to be like, oh, you're coughing bad this week. Why don't you make an appointment?
Chris Cody
Like, I mean, Greg, he is right. Because hypochondriacs and AM1, they just show up to the doctor without an appointment.
Mike Ryan
Can't get enough.
Chris Cody
Doctor can't get enough. Give me a reason to come back.
Greg Cody
Yeah, I'm not. I'm not quite there. I'm not quite that bad. But if I, If I have a tickle in my throat and I clear my throat, your mother wants me to get some more prednisone. You know, I don't want to like, doctors don't like to prescribe steroids.
Stugotz
Well, that's the issue is that your fix for this is a steroid.
Greg Cody
Well, that's my. That prednisone is my magic drug.
Stugotz
That's not a long term solution though, is what I've always argued.
Greg Cody
You're right, it isn't. It helps when I'm taking the pills and a few days after that. But you're right, it isn't. But that's why I puff inhalers and take other pills, you know, I mean, it is what it is. You know, I'm 70 years old, I have asthma, mild COPD, and I'm doing the best I can.
Dan Le Batard
Can you rub the prednisone on your arms? Since it's a magic pill.
Greg Cody
Is it?
Mike Ryan
Can someone explain to me why it is? Any of us ever say it is what it is. Like, just as an excuse. I don't know.
Dan Le Batard
But I hate it so much. It drives me. I hate when I say it. And when I say it, I get mad at myself.
Chris Cody
But sometimes it is what it.
Mike Ryan
Roy loves this one. But as a signature catchphrase, it stinks. It doesn't mean anything. And I don't know why it is anyone would utter it, it's terrible.
Dan Le Batard
It's thought terminating. You say it is what it is. And like, yeah, it is like what?
Mike Ryan
No, but it's because you don't have anything to say. It's a bridge to other thoughts. It's not a use. It's not useful commentary. It's a waste of breath.
Greg Cody
Well, you mentioned earlier the phrase time will tell. It's in that similar category.
Mike Ryan
Well, I objected to that too when Billy said it. Just in terms of useless commentary, I'd like useful comment. I've got plenty of useless commentary. Yeah, well, time will tell and it is what it is. It's just not helpful.
Billy Corben
I mean, time will tell. You want me to do go game by game in the Marlins schedule, tell you how the manager is going to do? We don't even know who's on what teams yet. Free agency is going on.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Billy Corben
You know, I can do the game by game. You want to do game by game for the Marlin season?
Mike Ryan
We're going to get to Stugatz's weekend observations here in a second. I did want to ask you guys, though, because you guys rose up on me last week when I probably got carried away and I said that Cam Ward had lost the Heisman because he doesn't have enough Heisman moments. And what I wanted to ask you because I saw it revealed to me on Saturday. Fox goes to its studio and they go to Emmanuel Acho. This. God, this made me laugh out loud when they did it. So it's the Acho room and he's going to be maximum televised Acho. And for some reason they're playing the highlight package of Travis Hunter, who had three plays in that Colorado game that are the kinds of plays that you need to win this trophy. Plays that are played over and over again. But they go to Emmanuel Acho and all they're going to him on is to cover those three plays which are being played under his feet. Like it's not being played on the screen behind him. It's just to show you that they have the technological capacity to show you Travis Hunter running around on the floor beneath Acho's feet as he points right and left to where the plays are going. But it was simply for Fox to show you that they have the technology to do this with the floor, which is exactly how it is. You end up getting the kind of pub that you need so that everyone is noticing your big plays in a way that they haven't had signature memorable plays for Cam Ward.
Roy Bellamy
Fox also trotted out a hologram Tom Brady creepy in their pregame show. What creepy that everybody apparently didn't like magic.
Mike Ryan
Tell me more.
Roy Bellamy
He was standing next to the guys in studio, but he wasn't actually standing there. It was a hologram of Tom Brady. And they would talk about it and they would talk to the hall.
Stugotz
They're like, facing each other. You see Gronk looking.
Roy Bellamy
They're talking to.
Dan Le Batard
But real Tom Brady is somewhere else talking back.
Mike Ryan
Right.
Roy Bellamy
He's where they're. He's broadcasting the game of the day. So imagine explaining to Gronk, look to your left. As if Tom Brady was there, but he's. He's not. And you're talking to him.
Chris Cody
We're getting carried away, aren't we?
Roy Bellamy
I mean, I mean, it's cool. It's getting the people talking. I mean, change up studio.
Mike Ryan
We are no longer criticizing Tom Brady as a broadcaster. He can now just sort of ease into being $375 million guy.
Roy Bellamy
I think they're pretty much really doing that week to week on. On the social media front. I know Mad Dog Russo had a take out of him. It. It hasn't gone the way that we'd hoped. He's had some bright moments, but this is also a really kooky dynamic that he has over there. It might actually lead to harsher criticism, and hopefully he gets a little bit more comfortable because he's not interfacing with these people when he's calling these games because he's a part owner of the Raiders. It's not. It's not going great. I thought it was going to be a lot better. I think I have to capitulate on this one.
Stugotz
He just got to tighten it up. He just goes too long. He's always talking and it's like, okay, you're doing well. Just stop. And he just goes always, like five or seconds too much.
Chris Cody
Hmm.
Stugotz
Five or six seconds too much.
Chris Cody
We got it.
Mike Ryan
We got it.
Billy Corben
He was trying to save time.
Greg Cody
Take a note.
Billy Corben
Tom Brady.
Greg Cody
What Brady needs to do.
Mike Ryan
Tom Brady is getting panned. But I thought it was a lot quieter than it was after game one. Like, we're going to complain on whoever the broadcaster is. We're not giving a whole lot of praise to anybody these days for broadcasting.
Chris Cody
We didn't complain about Olson, did we?
Mike Ryan
No, but he's not the one that's getting the praise now because he's not on the main game. And there were no expectations for Olson. He was an unexpected surprise. I've told you, one of the great theater experiences of my life, movie theater was the Matrix because I don't like Keanu Reeves and I don't like science fiction. So I go in and I see the Matrix and I'm like, whoa. I didn't expect anything. Nobody expected anything from Greg Olson, and he was able to consistently surprise us. Tom Brady walks in $375 million. It's all we're talking about before he started. The expectations are totally different. The expectation of excellence is a crippler. But I thought the criticism had been diluted. It doesn't mean there's not going to be criticism. I just thought it was worse on week one that it's been since, that he's since become a bit of an afterthought. It's not one of the main talking points of the weekend that Tom Brady is less good at his job than you'd like him to be.
Roy Bellamy
It was up there with the Russo thing. And I think most people generally have the same complaint that Chris has. He's talking too much. My criticism is he's not leaning on his own personal experience all that much and not becoming really a storyteller. Because if you're not going to have inside access in these rooms, if you're not meeting with a coach, I just want to hear Tom Brady's true thoughts. And he's had those moments, like with Baker Mayfield. They were essentially beefing on air because they didn't have the opportunity to clear the air face to face. And when he was also calling Baker Mayfield on that boast of play, saying, that's the greatest play I've ever seen a quarterback make. These are where Tom Brady speaks with authority. And I think I wish he would be encouraged to do that more.
Chris Cody
Mike is so right about that, because Tom Brady has been in every possible situation, a quarterback whose game he's calling is going through at that time. And he never draws on those past experiences to explain to the audience, this is what the quarterback is thinking. This is what I went through, and this is what you need to do. He needs to do more of that, and he needs to just relax. He is very stiff in there. He just seems stiff, seems nervous.
Dan Le Batard
So why didn't you like Keanu Reeves?
Mike Ryan
Yeah. Just wasn't a fan of his.
Dan Le Batard
Johnny Mnemonic.
Mike Ryan
Just wasn't a big fan of none of them. Like, didn't love the Bill and Ted stuff. Didn't love any of it.
Roy Bellamy
I rewatched Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Jessica
His hair color. Did you see Point break changes like.
Roy Bellamy
Camera shot to camera shot. Sometimes it's white Hair sometimes. What is happening there? Sometimes it's brown, sometimes. Sometimes it's salt and pepper. Sometimes it's just straight up white.
Mike Ryan
You say, what is happening there? And I ask that question of the San Francisco 49ers because you mentioned Bosa and that play with Baker Mayfield. Very quietly yesterday, under the avalanche of everything that happened in football, a team we believe to be playoff Good, San Francisco 49ers take a hit yesterday. And it was funny to see them lose against Seattle at home. As soon as Bosa left the game, Geno Smith, two touchdowns. Like Bosa leaves the game with a hip injury, and it's like, oh, there goes their pass rush and there goes everything they just lost because they can't stop Geno Smith from any angle. They can't get a pass rush, and they just lost to Seattle at home. When none of us think that that's what the San Francisco 49ers season supposed to be this year.
Chris Cody
Seattle is confusing, huh?
Mike Ryan
Not really, no. They'll be 500 with. 500 with Geno Smith, and he'll come close to leading the league in passing. And you won't win it Anything.
Dan Le Batard
The Lions have to win the Super Bowl. The Lions have to win the super bowl this year.
Roy Bellamy
They added a game. It's hard. You can't go 500.
Mike Ryan
I'm just saying there'll be a medium tie.
Billy Corben
You can.
Roy Bellamy
Oh, that's true. Good point.
Dan Le Batard
What are we doing with odd numbers?
Mike Ryan
Beloved time.
Billy Corben
The NFC west, by the way, is still very much up for grabs. Even after yesterday's game, they're still only a game out of first place.
Roy Bellamy
I also happen to think it's actually really good. They're just beating each other up. So the general impression of the division as a whole is not proper. Probably where it should be.
Chris Cody
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Jessica
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Mike Ryan
It's Game Time.
Dan Le Batard
Don Levitard Greg, how's your birthday going so far?
Greg Cody
Hey Benedict, it's going fantastic. My wife and I are staying home tonight. We're watching the debate on tv. We're going to do something special for Dan baby. It's a nice day for me so far.
Dan Le Batard
Stugots that sounds like not a super nice night. The debate.
Billy Corben
Old people love that shit.
Greg Cody
Yeah, that's exactly right. Yeah, that's exactly right. Old people do love that. And I'm old now. I Can't deny it anymore.
Mike Ryan
Now, this is the Don Levatar show with the Stugats. We will get to Stugott's weekend observations in a second. But from among the football things from the weekend, because we haven't gotten to college football yet, there were two things from that Titans game that were worth talking about. One of them is that they had the longest play in the Sport this year, 98 yards. The other one was. This bothered me. The Titans are on defense, the Vikings have fourth and goal, and they throw into the end zone and the ball is broken up by what has been throughout my entire lifetime, a perfectly legal hit right in the chest. And a flag comes out and then it puts it. Goal line situation, first down. It's just a really damaging penalty to get wrong. It's worth way too much in a sport where the points are hard to come by and it's hard to score against Minnesota. And I end up getting bothered because I legitimately don't know anymore what is a legal hit in football. Because if you hit someone too hard, I'm like, that's a penalty. Even when you hit them with your shoulder in the chest, which is what happened. Like, they accused him of launching and a bunch of other different things. And I'm like, no, that's just a, like, that's a hit. You're allowed to hit somebody in the chest with your shoulder. It's not. The sport is too violent that you're gonna change the way that this game is recorded because you're making a call that is so punitive on something that doesn't seem to be the right call. And what you're penalizing, ah, that looked too violent on television, is that's what you're penalizing. It's no longer that you're actually penalizing football. It's just that looked bad is what it was. And I guess we're now protecting sternums. And when I'm watching that, given how hard it is to get points in that game, given, given that it seems like everyone's playing in a phone booth, even though that game had a 98 yard play, will Levis is running around out there trying to kill himself to not score. Like, they're not scoring against Minnesota. So if Minnesota gives, you give Minnesota free points, you're not going to be able to be in that game if you're Tennessee.
Jessica
Right.
Mike Ryan
And I'm just wondering if you guys are watching any of this and being like, this isn't even me being like, you know, I understand how you have to make the game safer. I understand the moral conundrums involved with the general violence of the game, but once you've gotten to the point that you can't hit someone in a way that looks like it hurts without being penalized, I'm like, you're no longer legislating football, you're just doing pr.
Greg Cody
Yeah. I would argue that there's an overprotection of the quarterback right now and that there's also an inconsistency on what and what isn't unnecessary roughness. I saw a play yesterday where the defender shoves the quarterback in the chest.
Chris Cody
Yep.
Greg Cody
And the quarterback theatrically, I thought, falls backwards.
Chris Cody
Well, you have to, you have to sell it now because you know they're going to call it right or there's a chance they're going to call it.
Greg Cody
Yeah. And that was a flag and I didn't think it should have been. I thought it was a shove. It was a what seemed like a pretty mild shove to the chest. The quarterback didn't have to fall, but the flag flew. And I think that's an example of over protecting the quarterback.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. Dan, there's also like an in in the non quarterback category. This happened in a play in a Steelers game a few weeks ago where Minka Fitzpatrick got flagged for the same sort of hit you're talking about where he. It was a really, really like bone crushing hard hit, but it was legal. And so I think it was against the Colts. They got 15 yards, ended up scoring, won the game by like three points. And afterwards the ref said that that was an incorrect call and it was actually shouldn't have been penalized. And so like just from watching football all weekend, like the Pitt Clemson game on Saturday, there was inconsistencies with the roughing, the passer call where Kate Klubnik got roughed and they called it on Pitt. And then like a few plays later, Pitt's quarterback had a like massive shot to the helmet that they didn't call initially. And then eventually the refs did call it after everyone booed them for five minutes. It was just a disaster. The Notre Dame Virginia game had a ton of bad calls in it. Like the officiating just. I don't know what to say about it other than it is wildly inconsistent. It's for frustrating as a fan, especially when there's points being put on the board because of calls like this in late game situations. And I just don't know what else.
Mike Ryan
There is to other than it thinks about. I keep saying forms of the following Though the reason it's wildly inconsistent, it can't humanly be done consistently. It's moving too fast. Like we can put all sorts of stipulations in there. You know what you could do. If something is too punitive to be game altering, we're always reviewing that. We don't care if it slows up the game. You can't have something go from fourth and short. You've turned over the ball to that seven points because of what you just called. You should review that until you get that right. Like there's no circumstance under which a penalty should be that punitive where it's worth more than all the other things in a sport we're watching where we're like, oh, look, the Ravens and the Steelers are trying to kill each other. What's the difference in that game? The kicker can't make a couple of kicks. These calls are worth too much to do it poorly. And you're trying to govern something that simply can't be governed consistently. It's not a problem of these people aren't competent or they're not putting in enough hours. All of that shit's moving too fast for old human beings to be able to get everything right.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I mean, I agree with you. I sort of empathize with having to make those splits, split second decisions. But I don't know what the solution is because I do think people care about the game being slowed down a lot. People hate reviews. Especially if you're at a game and you're wasting three minutes on a total slowdown. It kills the momentum, it kills the fun. Like it. No one wants to see football games get even longer because of long, slow reviews after just.
Mike Ryan
It's an either or situation, though. You get one, not both. Sports fan. You either get your sport properly officiated or you deal with longer games. You don't get to have both of those things.
Chris Cody
I'll take the longer games with them. Getting it right. Yeah, the Vikings yesterday, huh?
Mike Ryan
I mean, I did not have the Vikings.
Chris Cody
Vikings, Titans.
Mike Ryan
No, I know. It was just when it was. They were in the red zone twice. One was a 98 yard play and the other time was I'm looking at a call. I'm like, that's not right. That's not. You can't do that. And did anyone else have trouble with the glitchiness of the red zone? I saw a ton of complaints about it, but no one here had glitchiness with the red zone. Put it on the poll, please. At LeBatard show was your red zone glitchy this weekend? Because. Because this weekend reminded me with the technological issues of the advent of people getting addicted to the cell phone before, the cell towers had totally the technology that they needed, so calls were always breaking up. But we had already gotten used to. This is something that we do in the car, so it needs to work. So we complain about the cell towers. This weekend, you notice what the danger is in live sports because think the reason I saw a lot of complaints is manifest. You make it glitchy during the witching hour. You're messing with people's addictions now. You're now invading the where winds turn to losses. The entertainment being diluted there is not allowed because you've gotten too used to consuming it without dilution. So when you tune into Jake, Paul and Tyson and you get buffering, or where you turn into the red zone and you get buffering, people get angrier about that than any other kind of buffering.
Roy Bellamy
There is a commercial that airs occasionally when I'm watching games on YouTube TV, and I have an Android TV and the commercial. In the commercial itself, the actor goes, hey, Google. And that automatically sets off my remote and it pauses the entire thing. I'm doing it to someone else right now, and I apologize, but I feel like this should have been considered when we put this ad out there, because you have a solid chunk. I imagine like 30% of the people watching that in that moment all of a sudden have to pause and tell their tv. No, that wasn't me. I didn't mean to do that.
Dan Le Batard
I'm confused, though. When you guys talk about boxing, you always talk about buffer this, buffer that. But then when Netflix buffers, you don't like Buffer anymore.
Chris Cody
You know what I Love on YouTube is the moment of, oh, it's the best. It is unbelievable.
Stugotz
So good. Yes, I'll skip that ad.
Mike Ryan
Valhalla. Mike, Is there anyone in our audience whose wife is named Siri who has this problem?
Roy Bellamy
No, but maybe there's some Alexa's over there.
Greg Cody
Yeah, I've said the word Alexa in my kitchen. And you know the person Alexa answers me, and I didn't even mean her.
Chris Cody
Why were you saying Alexa?
Stugotz
Just for fun.
Greg Cody
It happened one. We were. My wife and I were discussing Billy Joel.
Jacob Duran
Yes.
Greg Cody
And he's got a song. I think it's about his daughter, and Alexa's in the title. So I'm saying to my wife, what's that Billy Joel song about his daughter Alexa. And then over there, disembodied voices going, may I help you or something?
Roy Bellamy
No, that's happened to me too. I'm having a discussion with my wife in my room, and it's a serious discussion. And then it's like Moving out by Billy Joel. I don't have access to that right now.
Mike Ryan
What are you talking about? We weren't talking Chris Cody on Thursday night. If people want a riveting conversation like this over nachos and rib rolls. Rib rolls and chicken wings. Do you have a favorite Flanagan's item, Billy? Is there one item among all the items that you like more than the others?
Billy Corben
How can you pick just one? You know, so many good options.
Chris Cody
The cup.
Billy Corben
The cup is good. The wings are good. The ribs are good. It's all good.
Mike Ryan
We're doing this on Thursday night. The Steelers bring their culture of violence to the Browns. I fully expected someone to pull out a samurai sword during that Ravens Steelers game.
Dan Le Batard
Thursday night's a Steelers trap game. Dan, we should do custom LeBatard show Flanagan's cups.
Mike Ryan
Oh, with my face on two days notice.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, we don't have to do it now, but we could do it at some point.
Mike Ryan
We should put my face where. Where Flanagan's face is.
Billy Corben
Greg. Greg kind of looks Dan again.
Greg Cody
Yeah, I've been told that.
Billy Corben
Have you?
Greg Cody
Yeah. Joe Flanagan, Jeffrey Luria. You know, I look like all kind of people.
Chris Cody
You do look like Jeffrey.
Jacob Duran
Yeah.
Greg Cody
Zellig. I'm everywhere.
Mike Ryan
Are you going Thursday night?
Greg Cody
I had not planned on it.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Greg Cody
Which is not the same as saying no or yes.
Roy Bellamy
What if I told you the Browns were playing?
Greg Cody
Then I definitely would not go.
Billy Corben
It's right by your house. It's in North Miami Beach.
Greg Cody
Yeah. It's such a quick hike, you know. Can I say one thing about the Pittsburgh Baltimore rivalry?
Jacob Duran
Yeah.
Greg Cody
The only good rivalry in the NFL. That's the one thing that college football does better, is rivalries. When I think of an NFL rivalry, I start and stop with Baltimore, Pittsburgh. What's the second best?
Mike Ryan
I mean, there are a lot inside of divisions. There are.
Greg Cody
Name one that rivals us. Eagles.
Dan Le Batard
Cowboys is pretty good when they're good. There's packers. But the packers own the Bears so.
Greg Cody
Well.
Mike Ryan
But is the owning the part of it? Because the Steelers have owned the Ravens. It's a weird. You're damn right it's a weird thing.
Dan Le Batard
They give no credit.
Mike Ryan
They've won over the last four years. Think about what I'm about to say here. Over the last four years, one of the teams has the mvp and that team has lost eight of the nine games it has played like that's not how that one usually goes.
Greg Cody
And if you look at those nine games, right? Eight, one disparity. Every one of them is close and every one of them is like a 1917 score. It's amazing. I'm not even lying. Look up all the same game.
Roy Bellamy
Well, this one's Ravens, this one's Brown Steelers. No. So no Ravens. So it's probably going to be a bit of a different matchup.
Mike Ryan
One culture of violence.
Roy Bellamy
But Kadarius Toney is there and that's been pretty fun. He almost scored yesterday. Granted, he finished the game with negative 7 yards, but he did almost score. You had to watch it to make sense of it. But again, come out. Join us this Thursday night Flanagan's in North Miami Beach, 13205 Biscayne Boulevard for a Thursday Night Football watch party presented by Miller Light, a long partner of ours. We're so honored to have that relationship.
Jessica
It's the Steelers, it's the Browns, and.
Roy Bellamy
It tastes like Miller Time.
Jessica
Season's Greetings podcast audience. It's Mike Ryan and now is that time of year where you start hosting your family gatherings. Be it Thanksgiving, be it the upcoming holiday season. You're gonna have some fun folks in town. You gotta be doing some entertaining. So why don't you make your family time a Miller Time?
Roy Bellamy
It's the first thing that I roll.
Jessica
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Stugotz
Game Time.
Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – Hour 1: 5 Or Seconds Too Much
Release Date: November 18, 2024
Introduction
In the premiere episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz," broadcasted from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz dive deep into the latest happenings in the sports world, interspersed with lively banter and insightful commentary. This summary captures the essence of their discussions, highlighting key topics, notable quotes, and the dynamic interactions that define the show.
The episode kicks off with an in-depth analysis of the current NFL standings and team performances.
Chiefs and Big Suey Segment:
Chicago Bears and Packers Breakdown:
San Francisco 49ers vs. Seattle Seahawks:
A significant portion of the episode features Jacob Duran, a renowned cut man in boxing and MMA, discussing his experiences and insights into the sports world.
Discussion on Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Fight:
Insights on Fight Conditioning and Entertainment:
Future Fight Speculations:
A heated segment critiques Tom Brady's transition into broadcasting and his performance in that role.
Criticism of Brady’s Commentary Style:
Desire for Authentic Storytelling:
Comparisons to Other Broadcasters:
A passionate discussion unfolds around recent NFL rule changes, particularly focusing on penalties for hits.
Overprotection of Quarterbacks:
Inconsistencies in Officiating:
Impact on Game Dynamics:
The hosts touch upon notable college football games, highlighting key plays and officiating controversies.
Tennessee vs. Minnesota:
Officiating Disasters:
The episode balances serious sports discussions with personal anecdotes and humorous exchanges among the hosts.
Greg Cody’s Mustache and Health:
Technology Glitches and Voice Assistants:
Ribald Humor on Family Gatherings:
Looking ahead, the hosts discuss anticipated matchups and enduring NFL rivalries.
Steelers vs. Browns Thursday Night Football:
NFC West Dynamics:
Throughout the episode, several sponsors are mentioned, seamlessly integrated into the conversation.
Simplisafe and Game Time Ads:
Miller Lite and Game Time Pix:
Conclusion
The first hour of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz" effectively blends in-depth sports analysis with entertaining discussions and personal stories. From dissecting NFL performances and controversial officiating to critiquing Tom Brady's broadcasting stint and sharing light-hearted moments, the hosts provide a comprehensive and engaging podcast experience. Notable guest appearances and sponsorship integrations add layers of depth, making this episode a compelling listen for both dedicated fans and newcomers alike.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Greg Cody: “I want Patrick Mahomes strolling into my stadium with max confidence. I want Travis Kelce... that is the team that I would like to face in the playoffs because that team is not very good.” [12:57]
Mike Ryan: “Joe Burrow is the first quarterback in NFL history to throw for 300 plus yards, three plus TDs, no interceptions in back-to-back games and lose both of them.” [01:26]
Jacob Duran: “No, not at all. Not at all. ...that was Mike at his finest point.” [06:45]
Stugotz: “He just goes too long. ... five or six seconds too much.” [23:54]
Greg Cody: “I thought it was a shove. It was a pretty mild shove to the chest. The quarterback didn't have to fall, but the flag flew.” [34:08]
Dan Le Batard: “Terrible, terrible loss for the Bears. So stinky.” [14:00]
This comprehensive summary encapsulates the dynamic and multifaceted discussions from the episode, providing listeners with an insightful overview of the topics covered.