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Mike Ryan
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Dan Le Batard
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Mike Ryan
What are you doing here?
Greg Doyle
Cuervo? Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Mike Ryan
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Greg Doyle
Sweet, delicious Cuervo.
Mike Ryan
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Dan Le Batard
Cuervo.
Mike Ryan
So enjoy the tequila that started it all.
Producer Ethan
Cuervo.
Mike Ryan
Cuervo, the tequila that invented tequila.
Producer Ethan
Proximo.
Mike Ryan
Cuervo.com Please drink responsibly.
Dan Le Batard
Cuervo.
Producer Ethan
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats podcast.
Dan Le Batard
Anybody who says applicable instead of applicable is a douchebag. Joe Flacco is to the AFC north. What Ryan Fitzpatrick to the AFC East. All of Dave Damnichek's passwords are Yancey Bigpan.
Greg Doyle
Keep the Panthers name out of your fat, bloated jowls.
Mike Ryan
That goes to that other guy, too.
Dan Le Batard
Hey, Greg.
Jessica Smith
Cody.
Dan Le Batard
If it's neither here nor there, then where is it? Is Montana, Pac12 country, Big12 country, or Big10 country? DJ Flick's name makes it sound like he should look like John Boyd. Hey, how come the shittier the place that you're from, the prouder you are to be from that place? The word bed looks like a bed. If you got a cough while you're peeing, just hold it. I don't even know how to explain what I just experienced. I literally coughed while peeing, and I felt like I was about to lose it all.
Producer Ethan
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Dan Le Batard
Another great batch. I can attest coughing while peeing is not not a fun dangerous game. The most dangerous game, some people say. Speaking of dangerous games, we bring in Jessica Spata. Yeah, Jessica. Before we get into the College Football playoff rankings, version 1.0, we're having a discussion all show long about how many nuggets consists of an appropriate level of punishment for one Christopher Cody. He's supposed to eat 99 during the show. He's up to 49 right now, which is actually great pace.
Chris Cody
50 down the hatch.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, there it is. Y.
Mike Ryan
That one had crunch. The air fryer.
Dan Le Batard
The air fryer. But Jessica, so The question is, does he have to do all 99 for us to consider the punishment complete, or is there like a. A passing grade somewhere at some point?
Jessica Smith
Or is 99 actually you're just giving him a free lunch for the day? Is that also up for debate here?
Dan Le Batard
That's what I thought, but apparently he says he doesn't eat that much in general, so.
Jessica Smith
Well, I guess it depends on the temperature of the nuggets. I think colder nuggets is more of a punishment than hot, crispy nuggets. I think it depends on if he's allowed to use various sauces.
Dan Le Batard
He's allowed to use sauces.
Lewis
He's just gone dry. He hasn't used barely any sauce. We just warmed up the nuggets. So those are hot and crispy. Both grilled and crispy are both warm.
Dan Le Batard
Jess.
Chris Cody
The first 25, I was cooking, I was cooking with gas. I was confident. The last 25 have been a struggle.
Jessica Smith
Is it safe to eat this many nuggets? Have we involved?
Lewis
We're good.
Jessica Smith
We're good regulatory work bodies. Okay.
Mike Ryan
We also don't have that.
Jessica Smith
Yeah, yeah. It's Florida. It just seems like a lot of sodium.
Chris Cody
Yes, it does.
Dan Le Batard
It's.
Jessica Smith
I mean that I'm concerned.
Dan Le Batard
They all be fine.
Chris Cody
It sounds like Jess thinks I'm good. 50, like I made a valiant effort.
Dan Le Batard
It sounds like just saying that. 99 is the number. I need your support, please.
Jessica Smith
I don't want to be the arbiter of how many nuggets is too many nuggets for Chris because I am slightly concerned that the salt could kill him. I don't want this to be an onion situation.
Amin Elhassan
Kill him.
Dan Le Batard
To be fair to you.
Chris Cody
Let me look this up.
Dan Le Batard
To be fair to you, Jessica, I don't know if you can see it behind me. We've got our hat rack here.
Amin Elhassan
When's the last time salt killed someone?
Dan Le Batard
Everyone hung their hats up. This is a committee. We're making an unbiased decision about these nuggets and the nugget count. So don't feel like you are the arbiter. This is a committee. We all have our hats off here. So having said that, your vote would be for what?
Jessica Smith
75.
Dan Le Batard
75. There you go. That's. Listen higher than some of the other.
Mike Ryan
Votes that came to the way there. Then, Chris.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Jessica Smith
You're almost done.
Mike Ryan
Let's get it in motion.
Jessica Smith
He has to do it by the end of the show.
Dan Le Batard
I'm looking up by the end of the show.
Jessica Smith
I'm looking at how much in One.
Chris Cody
Day can kill me.
Amin Elhassan
When's the last time salt hurt somebody?
Chris Cody
Pretty often, I think.
Jessica Smith
Yeah. But in one day, though it's generally not good for your bloodstream.
Mike Ryan
Doctors tend to ask, what do they ask? How much salt you having?
Dan Le Batard
What do you answer?
Mike Ryan
A fair amount.
Chris Cody
I'm always like salt. Slightly above average. The lethal dose of table Salt is roughly 0.5 to 1 gram per kilogram of body weight.
Dan Le Batard
You got plenty of time? So much.
Mike Ryan
I have no idea what that means.
Dan Le Batard
Plenty of time.
Mike Ryan
It seems like it's.
Chris Cody
I just feel like I'm good.
Producer Ethan
What you know about that?
Mike Ryan
High blood pressure.
Amin Elhassan
That's my gimmick.
Mike Ryan
That hyper apologize.
Dan Le Batard
Jessica, who should feel most slighted by version 1.0 of the College Football Playoff rankings?
Jessica Smith
Oh, man, that's a good question. I, to be honest, was kind of afraid I was going to get on the Zoom today and everyone was going to yell at me. So I. I guess I assumed Miami fans would feel that way. To answer your question, why is that?
Dan Le Batard
Why would you say that?
Jessica Smith
Because they're all the way down at 18. I think that SMU loss was not the kind of loss they could afford to have. I think had they waited to lose to Pitt at the end of the season, it might have been a different story.
Chris Cody
Well, and don't forget, Gino thinks the ref stole that game.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, they.
Jessica Smith
You know what? Let me just say this. I saw a lot of the complaining about the officiating in the Miami SMU game, and I understand. I think the officiating across the board in college football this year has been pretty bad. There's been a number of. I mean, Wake Forest got totally screwed in their game against Georgia Tech earlier this season. There's been so many calls this season. I mean, the Auburn Georgia game, game we. Did you guys talk about the Kirby Smart timeout thing, the clapping. I mean, that was quite a charade.
Mike Ryan
Auburn, Oklahoma was a shit show. I know Dabo is accusing refs of betting on games. After the PI in Clemson, Duke officiating is bad everywhere.
Jessica Smith
It's bad everywhere. And I don't think that, you know, I think that Miami fans have a point. I kind of see where the refs were going with the specific roughing the passer call with after the whistle. He did hit him really hard. But that being said, it is bad everywhere. It does affect everyone. How your head coach handles it. Whether or not he blames the refs in the post game or takes the high road, you know, that matters too, I think, to the teams that they are able to not feel like they were cheated by it and can stay focused, etc. But I do think that there's significant complaints that can be made this season on college football officiate.
Mike Ryan
I do disagree that losing the last game this season would have been better for Miami because we have an example of that just last year where they lost.
Jessica Smith
Yeah, I know, you're right.
Mike Ryan
Last game. I'm actually encouraged that they have a month to work because the committee already kind of tipped their hand in that they need to see more consistency from Miami. Every other example in the top 25 when there was a head to head matchup where teams had the same ranking, all the teams that won the game were ranked were ranked higher than the loser except for one instance, Miami. But I do not blame them. Miami has played one good half in the last month. If Miami goes four and oh, they will have a solid argument. College football is nutty in November. We'll see then. But right now Miami is zero to complain about. They got to handle their business. There's not going to be anything more difficult than winning four games.
Amin Elhassan
And if I could just jump in real quick here too, Jess. All right, so let's say Miami finishes 40 and they look good in the process. You want Miami to then be included in the College Football Playoff. But then you also have to give in to the idea that the only way they're going to get into the College Football Playoff then would be if three ACC teams winds up making the College Football Playoff because then we're talking about the loser of the title game. And based on the current landscape, how could anyone make the case that three ACC teams are going to get in?
Jessica Smith
Well, okay, let's say Georgia Tech goes undefeated the rest of the season. That means they beat Georgia and then they lose the ACC title game to, I guess, who would they be playing against in that scenario?
Mike Ryan
Maybe Louisville is probably a tricky one for Miami because if you have three teams with the same record, if Notre Dame, Louisville, Miami have the same record, then Louisville has the win over Miami. Who has a win over Notre Dame?
Amin Elhassan
Transitive theory.
Mike Ryan
That could be tricky.
Jessica Smith
But then do they have a loss to Georgia Tech in the title game or do they have a win over Georgia Tech in the title game? Like I think to Mike's point, last year when the rankings came out, we were all screaming about Alabama and South Carolina and all these ICC teams. And then it turned out Alabama lost to Oklahoma in a historic and embarrassing fashion at the end of the season, which no one saw coming. So it is the beginning of November. I think my I was being a little sarcastic about the loss at the end of the season but I think that my, my bigger point is losing the weekend before the first ranking comes out is definitely like one of the worst times to lose I think.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Jessica Smith
Especially to a conference opponent that has three losses already including two, two Big 12 teams that are not even in the Big 12 race right now. TCU and Baylor. So I think yeah it was, it was bad timing for, for Miami loss. But also to Mike's point, they have not been playing well lately and they need to win out and get very, very lucky just like you know, a lot of the other teams in that teens range.
Mike Ryan
I've got loads of questions for you. A month ago everyone said Texas was done in the CFP and they win against a her chamateer edge out Ken need overtime to beat Mississippi State Almost.
Amin Elhassan
Collapsed Mississippi State Sneaky decent no I.
Mike Ryan
Know and Georgia's got to find out Stark Vegas but Texas is back in there. I think the most interesting thing for me is the lack of discussion when it comes to the Big Ten and how bad the bottom third of that conference is. When you look at these spreads, a lot of good teams are getting fat off the bottom of this conference and you have a team like Oregon who's only favored by six and a half in a very tricky spot against Iowa. You have them in the top 10. They lost their only ranked game, their only game against a now ranked opponent by double digits at home. Their best win is against Northwestern. I don't really understand this one. This feels like a reputation Big Ten propaganda machine and I wonder how much.
Jessica Smith
The Penn State win in overtime on the road is still counting towards Oregon's resume even though Penn State has now been a much worse team since then. Although they also lost their starting quarterback who threw the game losing interception in that game. Mike, your point about Oregon though is well taken. So this season they have beaten Oklahoma State, terrible team. Oregon State, terrible team. Rutgers, Wisconsin. It's. It's just they haven't had to play very many tough teams. But this is where I also think that in a lot of ways the end of the season these things kind of will take care of themselves and especially with Texas too. Texas still has to play Texas A and M. Texas A and M is the number three team in the country. That's going to be obviously very important game. They also still have to play Georgia. They still have to play Arkansas. Arkansas with their interim Bobby Petrino head coach has still given teams a really Tough time in the sec. Oregon still has to play usc who is still ranked. They still have to play Iowa like you said, they play Washington who is ranked. There's still like a lot of these teams have the hardest part of their schedule still coming up. So I think, you know, the first week of the rankings you consider where the committee is putting the teams now and it's informative of where things will head. But there still could be massive shakeups in all of this as these teams still have to play really hard conference teams down the stretch. The other thing is that I think the mega conferences are stupid. I think that like this was, it was a mistake to have divisionless 17 team conferences and we are seeing a just the evidence of that second year in a row.
Amin Elhassan
Why do you say that? Why do you say that?
Jessica Smith
Because there's, if you want to compare like Big Ten teams and common opponents just within the conference, a lot of these teams just don't have to play that difficult of a. Like Mike said, like there's a lot of this Oregon schedule specifically, there's a lot of bad teams in the bottom half of this conference and you get lucky this year that you don't have to play Ohio State. Ohio State is another team. Mike. Let's say that they went out beat Michigan, which is a big if given their history. What is, what is their best win? I guess it's Washington on the road.
Mike Ryan
I guess it all depends on what happens with Texas right now. That was such a marquee game. I don't think people can disassociate that. That was one versus two at the time. It's weird because those are two big propaganda machines going there. But to answer Zaz's question too and supplement your point, last year Indiana didn't really play. Anybody found a way in the CFP just because the conference they're in. Oregon's in that position right now. We have two straight years in the ACC where Miami is Oli and they don't have the opportunity to play Georgia Tech. They don't have the opportunity to play Virginia. They do have, they did have the opportunity against Louisville this year. Last year all the teams in that mix didn't play one another. I do think it gets mitigated some next year with a lot of these conferences moving to a nine game schedule though, right Jaz?
Jessica Smith
I think it actually makes it a little bit harder if the conferences are not willing to play hard out of conference teams. Like if you look at a team like Oregon specifically, I mean they're out of conference this year was pretty easy.
Mike Ryan
Oregon State, why play anybody at a conference? Miami played everybody at a conference and it doesn't matter.
Jessica Smith
I agree. I understand the argument against it, but I think the argument for it is that like if you do lose a couple games, it does. Having one of those wins is going to get you into the playoff. But I think that it makes it harder for the committee and for fans if you there's no common power for opponents between any of these teams. But I understand your point. If like you think head to head doesn't matter, I would say head to head still matters. But Miami just couldn't afford to lose to a three loss SMU team.
Chris Cody
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Dan Le Batard
Don Lebatard.
Chris Cody
I mean, they used to call me Chris.
Mike Ryan
Karaoke stugats.
Chris Cody
K.
Greg Doyle
That back row is bringing it today.
Amin Elhassan
This is the Don Levitar show with his two gods.
Chris Cody
Chris, you okay? That was the roughest bite yet. You going two nuggets at a time.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, we have an update, by the way. A text message allegedly from Chris Cody sent that kind of outlines some of the fraudulence. There you go. Cut those big fried ones in half.
Jessica Smith
Hold on.
Lewis
Who sent that who sent that?
Dan Le Batard
Chris Cody?
Jessica Smith
I don't think that.
Dan Le Batard
Whom. I'm not going. I'm not going to reveal my sources.
Chris Cody
Would never have 200.
Amin Elhassan
Yo, why don't you check some of your unread messages?
Dan Le Batard
Big fried ones in half.
Greg Doyle
You.
Dan Le Batard
You basically. Yeah. You not only announced it on air, but you. You also announced the strategy behind.
Chris Cody
I mean that's actually.
Jessica Smith
This brings up a question. What's the proper size of a nugget to make it a nugget and not a tendee?
Chris Cody
Thank you, Jeff.
Jessica Smith
Like, is it. Is it 2 inches? Is it 3 inches? What are we.
Dan Le Batard
I think once you are standardizing the size, once you start getting. Once you start getting elongated, then it becomes a tendy. If it's mostly circular, oval in shape, that's a nugget. If it's mostly breading and air, then that's popcorn chicken.
Jessica Smith
I think it has to be. Yeah, I think it has to have equal length and width to be a nugget. Or at least slightly irregular. I can't have a much longer length than width.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Producer Ethan
Wait a minute.
Mike Ryan
Did you say elongate it?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, it can't be elongated. The more elongated.
Jessica Smith
Can't be a grower.
Chris Cody
That has to be somebody who's in a group text with Mike Ryan because you don't have that kind of.
Jessica Smith
That could be anyone. He's in so many group texts. As we. As we all know.
Dan Le Batard
He just got re. Added into the chat because I mean, we took fireworks today.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. I needed a guest pass. A one day guest pass to the shit chat. I got to see what. I got to see how this all comes out.
Dan Le Batard
It's the Admiral's Club.
Lewis
It might roll over to tomorrow.
Amin Elhassan
Roll over for like a week.
Jessica Smith
I was gonna tell you actually, I was gonna ask you if you liked my shirt. In honor of the end of Eric Adams mayorship of New York City, his lasting legacy. The rats don't run the city. We do. The rats are sadly quietly resigned. I saw the rats are. Which is unfortunate. But I don't know if they will be making a comeback now.
Mike Ryan
They're moving to Miami. They're all moving to Miami with the rest of them that are upset with how he.
Jessica Smith
The rats.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, we were. Congrats too. I don't like that.
Dan Le Batard
Jessica, what was the mood in New York City last night?
Jessica Smith
The vibe was definitely celebratory. I stayed up late to watch the Zoran Mamdani speech, which was the latest that I've stayed up in a really long time. The time change. The older I get, the more it kicks my ass. Guys, I went to bed at 8:30 the other night. Helps that I can't watch Monday night Football, but it was definitely celebratory. I don't live in the quote unquote communist corner, Commie corner as they're calling it, but even where I live it was a stronghold for Mamdani. So very excited people out and about.
Dan Le Batard
One of the perhaps most childish, petty, dumbest things I've seen on the Internet today was the legit literal White House Twitter account putting out a photoshop of the Knicks logo. Instead of it saying New York Knicks, it says Trump is still your president. If that ain't loser mentality, just you go to hell.
Mike Ryan
The Dems reposted with comment with the the two Knicks fans with yellow on their court.
Jessica Smith
I mean the Dems are shitposting again. Guys, are we back?
Chris Cody
I mean woke is back. I don't know if you guys know this woke is back. Put it was a long genders in your bio.
Mike Ryan
Enjoy it for now. Rude awakening coming next year.
Dan Le Batard
Jessica, you're missing it. He's. He's gonna be speaking across the street from us here.
Producer Ethan
Who?
Dan Le Batard
Oh, you know who.
Jessica Smith
Okay.
Dan Le Batard
That'Ll be awesome. 45, we're coming here next with Sharia law.
Amin Elhassan
Look at how they've closed off the road.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I don't know how anyone's getting home today.
Chris Cody
All those cars are stuck there.
Lewis
For now, public transportation is how we're getting home.
Mike Ryan
All this for Rafael Nadal.
Jessica Smith
There was a very interesting thing that was happening in this mayoral election where I, Andrew Cuomo is obviously such a detestable human being and many New Yorkers hate him, Republican and Democrat alike, because of his horrible governorship.
Dan Le Batard
But because he was molesting.
Chris Cody
Right.
Jessica Smith
He was a sexual harassment.
Greg Doyle
Okay.
Mike Ryan
I thought he was just Italian.
Jessica Smith
Well, that's what he. I almost wore my Italian's shirt, but I didn't want that to come across as support. Anyways, I'm Italian, I can make Italian jokes. So the third candidate in the race, Curtis Lewa, who if this were, if this were a Miami race, I know the show would have had a lot.
Dan Le Batard
Of fun with, but we, we kind of let that guy slide.
Jessica Smith
People were not stanning him, I would say, but they were starting to just enjoy, enjoy him being around. His debate answers were very funny. And that's for a politician whose policies are fairly anti Democratic at least. Democratic Party Democratic at least. It was a very unique and interesting thing that was happening. I mean I think it was a very popular Halloween costume this year as well because of his signature red beret.
Dan Le Batard
Like in another time, like in the era of the rent is to a damn high guy.
Jessica Smith
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Curtis Levo was around. Oh, my God. We would have had SNL things about him. It would have been the joke of the summer, basically, of the year. It's just now things seem to be like, everything that we joke about ends up being in charge of everything.
Jessica Smith
Yeah, right. It's like, oh, that's so funny. What if we accidentally elected him as president?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I could see funny.
Jessica Smith
Weird guy from New York, Chris Cody.
Dan Le Batard
Is in the kitchen right now.
Amin Elhassan
He's kneeled. He's kneeling over by the garbage can.
Chris Cody
I don't think this is bit either.
Dan Le Batard
I don't think so either.
Chris Cody
Actually struggling.
Jessica Smith
He pays himself a little bit more. Well, because he can wait, like, at least an hour until he has to finish it. 39 more close to the end of the show.
Dan Le Batard
You got 39 more, and he's got probably about an hour to go in.
Mike Ryan
Show just adjusted his belt.
Amin Elhassan
Yep.
Jessica Smith
How dog is that?
Producer Ethan
Oh, the belt's gone.
Chris Cody
Oh, that's Percy.
Dan Le Batard
That's Ethan. Oh, it's Percy.
Jessica Smith
Is he.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, yeah. No, he's following people around and. And Ethan's stepping in shit walking.
Jessica Smith
I know you're thrilled.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, oh, my God, I miss Willow. This is how bad it is.
Jessica Smith
I'll let her know. She voted for Cuomo, unfortunately.
Mike Ryan
Jess, I want to play some video here for you. Do you think this qualifies as a dabo crash out and this is not going the right way. I'm curious your thoughts on how this dabo thing ends at the end of the season. Here we go.
Greg Doyle
I'm not criticizing. I'm just. I can't. You know, I can't tell you. I ain't going to tell you the game. I'm not going to say the game, but we're only allowed to turn in. You know, there's a system of accountability, but y' all don't know anything about it. It's behind a curtain. How dare we have accountability in the meantime? We got gambling issues going on, people being suspended, all that kind of stuff, right?
Dan Le Batard
Yep.
Greg Doyle
I mean, refs are people, too. It ain't just coaches and players. And if they're a part of the game, then, by God, they ought to be a part of the game, and they ought to be a part of the accountability, and they ought to be a part of the consequences, not just behind some shadowy curtain like. No, they ought to have to answer for it. And listen, there's judgment calls and all that and I mean we can, we just have to disagree to disagree. But there's also absolute flat out misses. Yeah, but you ain't no public, there's no public accountability. Ain't none of that. So that's the system. The system needs to change. It needs to be changed. There needs to be challenge opportunity and we need full time officials if you're gonna have this type of stakes. Needs to be full time officials and everybody should have consequences.
Dan Le Batard
Shout out to who I think is Greg Doyle in the background typing, because I know that typing anywhere.
Jessica Smith
Jesus.
Mike Ryan
Clemson's a weird landing spot for him. Jess, your thoughts for context, there was a very controversial defensive pass interference which the replay appeared like it actually might have been opi. In fact, everyone in attendance thought that Duke ends up winning the game by one point.
Jessica Smith
Yeah, I, I think he's honestly maybe doing a little bit of fan service there. Like, I think his, his fans are starting to check out on this. This is the worst Clemson team in, I don't know, 20 years since, at least since he took over at Clemson. I was trying to quickly look up their, their FEI ratings, but yeah, fifth in the preseason.
Mike Ryan
I mean, it sounds right.
Jessica Smith
Yeah, it's, it's really bad. And it's neither side of the ball right now. It feels like there's this talent evaluations. It feels like the coordinator hires are definitely not working out. They were supposed to have this like, you know, Tom Allen come in as the defensive coordinator this year. It's just been a mess there and I feel like he's trying to speak to the fans and try to get them behind him and make them feel like he still cares. Make them at least let them know he still cares and is still fighting for this team. But I also think he has, he has some good points. I mean, if you're going to have legalized sports team betting, this level of officiating, to me, sometimes when game outcomes are coming down to some, some really bad calls and like the ACC is even one of those leagues that's getting a lot of credit for the, the re review room, Mike, which I know you've, you've seen this season. So I think they're trying to be more transparent to at least give them a little bit of credit here.
Mike Ryan
Let us show you how bad we are.
Jessica Smith
Yeah, I guess I just.
Mike Ryan
There have been a handful of games.
Jessica Smith
I understand his point. I think he's saying what a lot of fans are thinking.
Mike Ryan
No doubt. I mean, I looked at my friend after it was like seven horrendous calls in Dallas. Again, Miami put themselves in that position where it was a one score game and the refs had that much influence. Although again it was seven. It might have been a one score game because of all the missed calls where I'm like if they told me.
Jessica Smith
Pepsid, I mean come on, if they.
Mike Ryan
Told me this game was rigged for five years from now, I totally believe it. Like what else does it look like? Like that's what it looks like.
Jessica Smith
Yeah, it's just. But it's also like not a college football specific issue which I think comes down like what he's saying about like full time officials I think is what a lot of people are thinking. Right? Like we make this a full time job so that it's something that the people can like help the refs out. Like it's something they can focus on. I mean I know you've done 100 podcasts about basketball officiating too, so you can speak to it. It's obviously a humongous issue in the WNBA women's college baske. I'm sure men's college basketball, which I don't watch quite as much of, has a fair share of controversy as well. So I don't know what the right answer is, but I think he's definitely speaking to his fans and trying to trying to show that he still cares about this team that is waffling right now. And down the stretch.
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Dan Le Batard
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Chris Cody
We're confident against the lighting. This is a different team.
Dan Le Batard
You're a Panther group chat.
Chris Cody
No, no, I think no. But dude, you're. You're so wrong on that. We've been terrified of this team forever and I think there's a different energy where the Panthers, they want the lightning st.
Dan Le Batard
I want T shirts made for this Panther run. What could be this Panther run?
Greg Doyle
Our Panther group chat.
Dan Le Batard
We're not afraid of the lightning.
Mike Ryan
That's a Tagline for World Raw 3.
Amin Elhassan
This is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats.
Dan Le Batard
Okay, I'm sorry, Jessica. I've been laughing.
Jessica Smith
It's okay.
Amin Elhassan
In such rough shape.
Jessica Smith
He looks terrible on the couch.
Dan Le Batard
They just threw Pepto Bismol at him.
Jessica Smith
I think if Chris expired right now, Percy would eat him.
Mike Ryan
I gotta tell you, he would look.
Jessica Smith
Him like a little salami roll.
Mike Ryan
This may not be the 60 count. It might be the 20 milligrams.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, for sure.
Mike Ryan
Absolutely.
Dan Le Batard
For sure.
Jessica Smith
Hang on a second.
Mike Ryan
He gummied up.
Chris Cody
Performance enhancing drugs.
Dan Le Batard
Pedis.
Jessica Smith
Oh, God. He must feel awful.
Amin Elhassan
Awful.
Jessica Smith
Just take a nap, Chris.
Dan Le Batard
I don't know if he's gonna be able to take a nap.
Chris Cody
He might choke on his originally. Talk about 60.
Amin Elhassan
If you lay him on his side, he won't.
Chris Cody
60 was. Was the mode on the list. Yeah, we said that. That would have passed by the 59. That was originally a passing grade of A. We're close. Look, there's still. What?
Dan Le Batard
He's got an hour?
Chris Cody
Yeah, he's got an hour.
Dan Le Batard
I think he can get to the 99.
Chris Cody
Oh, man.
Dan Le Batard
I'm at a point now where. Chris, you got this, man. It looks like.
Chris Cody
I think the smell of nuggets will make him cry.
Dan Le Batard
He just threw up.
Chris Cody
Double Mike is bringing the nuggets out to him now, and I kind of think that might be the thing that sends.
Amin Elhassan
Back to work, player.
Lewis
Yeah, back to work, exactly right.
Dan Le Batard
Throws the Pepto Bizzle.
Chris Cody
There's one.
Dan Le Batard
He's going right to the face. He just.
Chris Cody
That's another one. It's 61 now.
Dan Le Batard
It's like a feedback.
Jessica Smith
He just stuck his.
Dan Le Batard
His face of the plate just to.
Chris Cody
Paint a visual for the audio audience. Chris is currently laying down on his side on the couch. We have handed him a plate of nuggets, which he is slowly eating. It's. It's rested next to his face as if almost like a telephone. And now he's just slowly eating. He's now at 62 Nuggets.
Jessica Smith
I'm concerned.
Chris Cody
This is disgusting.
Dan Le Batard
His face is getting rounder. He looks like a nugget with sunglasses.
Jessica Smith
He looks like he's doing the Chris Reply guy meme again with the sunglasses and the hat. You know what I'm talking about?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. Oh, my gosh.
Jessica Smith
Good stuff.
Dan Le Batard
It's called the Echoes, her podcast. She does it with Michael Jr.
Jessica Smith
I didn't even send you guys my topics today. I was going to talk about Red Panda being back.
Dan Le Batard
Okay.
Amin Elhassan
Oh, don't worry. We're gonna get.
Jessica Smith
Yeah, well, you could do it now.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, let's do it now. Let's. You know what? Yeah, let's do it now. What do you got on Red Panda coming back? Who, by the way, I'm one of the people say, you had a great career. You're doing yourself a disservice. Just stay retired.
Lewis
You come back wearing the 4 5, though.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, my God.
Jessica Smith
Like, you can't go out like that. She's had a prolific career, and I think wants To. This is her livelihood. Right.
Dan Le Batard
She wanted to get her out.
Jessica Smith
You can't go out. But she did, and she came back. I think it's a great story. She performed last night at the Bulls game for those. The Bulls 76. Yeah. Billy Donovan and them boys. What do you know about them, Amin?
Dan Le Batard
Oh, man, I love everything they're doing. I love the way they play.
Amin Elhassan
That's my gimmick.
Jessica Smith
You're absolutely right.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, wait. Speaking of gimmicks, I've never heard this music before.
Amin Elhassan
That's. That's right. We got imaging now, Amin, you ready for this? You ready for another edition of you know about that?
Dan Le Batard
Oh, yeah, no, we got imaging. Okay, let's do it.
Amin Elhassan
All right, here we go. I mean, the Philadelphia 76ers, last night, they lost at the Bulls. Joel Embiid was 1 for 10, which is 2 points in the second half. You know about that?
Dan Le Batard
I do know about that. Not a great showing by Joel Embiid. He's still on the minutes restriction. He's trying. Last week, we talked about how the Sixers for the first time look like they have a positivity beyond the Joel Embiid era. The problem is we are still in the Joel Embiid era. And he doesn't look good. He doesn't look healthy, but I don't know what good it is to keep trotting him out there for 20 minutes at a time.
Amin Elhassan
All right, you know. You know about those Sixers, all right. I mean, the New Orleans Pelicans, they finally won their first game last night.
Dan Le Batard
God bless the Hornets.
Amin Elhassan
They beat the Hornets. No Zion. No Lamelo either. So we're in mid season for both these teams. You know about that?
Dan Le Batard
I know about that. Yesterday, Jessica, we were trying to figure out who Greg Cody is. There were some disrespectful people who called him the Adonis Haslam of this show. Oh, wow. I said he's Zion Williamson because when he plays and he's healthy, he's amazing. Problem is, he's rarely healthy as he's under surgery.
Jessica Smith
We talk about his shoes. Wait, too much.
Dan Le Batard
That too, yes. So Zion being out again, hamstring issue. He's doing the great Cody, man. And at some point, you just kind of have to accept that this is kind of the. The submission you're going to get from him from night in, the night out again. Shout out to Greg. Cody went under the knife today. We hope he's okay.
Amin Elhassan
A. All right, Amin, you know about those Pelicans, Clearly, Amin. The Oklahoma City Thunder, we Didn't even.
Dan Le Batard
Talk about Derek Queen, by the way, yesterday, big fourth quarter.
Amin Elhassan
Oh, Joe Dumars won that trade. The Oklahoma City Thunder. They moved to 8 and O for the first time in franchise history. They won at the Clippers last night. I mean, you know about them Thunder.
Dan Le Batard
I know all about them Thunder. They're amazing. They're incredible. They're deep. The MVP still playing like an mvp. We got new guy.
Amin Elhassan
Jaylen Williams hasn't even played yet.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, Jalen Williams has not played. He's recovering from that wrist injury. We got A.J. mitchell, who has stolen the hearts and minds of a lot of basketball heads like Tony Isaiah.
Lewis
Joe too, by the way.
Dan Le Batard
Shooter. God, Shooter. I love. I love that his. His job is just everyone else on that roster. The 10 shoot him. I just shoot. That's all. I do love the Thunder.
Amin Elhassan
All right, you know about them Thunder. Amin the Boston Celtics.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, man.
Amin Elhassan
Lots of complaining the other night from Jaylen Brown. What a shocker. That if Jaylen Brown's your best player, your team may not be that good. The Celtics drop to 3 and 5. They host the Wizards tonight. You know about them Celtics.
Dan Le Batard
I know about them Celtics. 3 and 5 doesn't begin to describe how bad it is. How bad is it? They lost to the Utah Jazz at home and they blew a big lead. And I know Utah's playing better this year, but not that much better for Boston is having these problems. Meanwhile, Chris Cody is knocked out on the ground. The dog is staring at him. Remember Chris Cody, Ethan walked his shit shoes all over that ground yesterday.
Jessica Smith
Why are they shit shoes?
Dan Le Batard
Because he stepped in shit when he was walking his dog shoes. And then he. Yes, and then he walked upstairs and then realizing that and washed his shoes in the bathroom after the fact.
Mike Ryan
What?
Dan Le Batard
But he had already walked all over our floors, man.
Jessica Smith
That's disgusting. And don't bring your dog to work. That's disrespectful.
Producer Ethan
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Thank you.
Jessica Smith
Can I just say really quick how different this segment's gone than how I expected it to go?
Amin Elhassan
What do you expect?
Jessica Smith
I thought you were gonna yell at me. Nah, I thought you were all gonna be really mad.
Amin Elhassan
I mean, it's only the first week, Mike. Right, at the college football play. This is week one.
Jessica Smith
This is a sports media show. People are rational.
Mike Ryan
I'll yell at you a month from now.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, a lot of football to be played.
Jessica Smith
And you know what? I will also say Notre Dame, who everyone's going to be mad at because they're number 10. They still have to win out and they still have to play Pitt and Pitt is a good football team.
Mike Ryan
Let's remember that the final week of the season, please. Let's. Let's remember that we all called Pitt a good football team the final week of the season.
Jessica Smith
Well, if Notre Dame beats them by too many points, then they won't be a good football.
Mike Ryan
And also if Miami beats them, they're also not good, right?
Jessica Smith
Well, yeah, then they have four losses and they lost to West Virginia, Mike. I mean, come on.
Mike Ryan
They have to somehow beat Pitt, but have Pitt maintain their record and then they're in.
Dan Le Batard
I think the dog is starting to eat Chris Cody. I'm seeing it chew and Chris is just kind of laying there.
Amin Elhassan
All right. I mean, last night the Orlando Magic dropped a 3 and 5 after losing to the Hawks. Desmond Bain, who they gave up four first round picks for and pick swap is averaging career lows across the board. He was ejected from the game last night. You know about the Orlando Magic?
Dan Le Batard
I know about the.
Jessica Smith
Because a woman ref injected him. Shame on him for Bane. I actually don't know if a woman repped that game.
Mike Ryan
I just assumed it was safe assumption. It's part of the problem.
Dan Le Batard
They lost to the trae younglist Atlanta Hawks, by the way. We gotta point that out. That's Desmond Bayne, career lows. But I think the biggest One is the three point shooting. He's a career 40 plus percent three point shooter. He's been at 38 or higher pretty much every year of his career. This year he's shooting 28.6%. Folks. They brought him in because they have shooting problems if the shooter can't shoot. This is the second year in a row they went out and got a shooter and that guy forgot to shoot at some point. When is it Orlando's fault? Maybe they're doing something wrong.
Jessica Smith
I say that to men all the time. Shoot or shoot. All right.
Amin Elhassan
I mean, you know about Desmond Bane. Finally got one more for your ass here. As Jessica mentioned a few moments ago, Red Panda made her debut. She broke her rich, she fell. Last year she made her return in Chicago at halftime. You know about that Red Panda.
Dan Le Batard
I know about that Red Panda. I worry about that Red Panda. She's had such a great, illustrious hall of Fame career. She's defied the odds and, and defied death and all these things. And then last year she got. She actually came back from retirement last year and that's when she got hurt. And I said, you know what, man, you were on top. Well, now you're just kind of Extending it feels very Michael Jordan Washington.
Amin Elhassan
She's a little bit of a compiler on a compiler.
Dan Le Batard
Just like, you gotta learn when to say, enough's enough.
Jessica Smith
Yeah, but, like, if Michael Jordan scored 50 points last night, you wouldn't be like, why did he come back? No, no, she still did a routine.
Dan Le Batard
No, I, I, I. Sure. Yes, she was awesome last night, but we're not talking about how she did last night. We're talking about. I'm worried about her. I want her legacy to remain stellar. I don't want. What if she gets hurt again? Then what we're gonna say?
Jessica Smith
I don't think there's anything she could do to ruin her legacy at this point.
Dan Le Batard
I think there's a couple of things.
Jessica Smith
Well, okay, I guess, I guess technically.
Dan Le Batard
Within the context of what she does for a living, yes, I don't think she could ruin her legacy. But I do think, like, I don't want her career to end on a sour note, right? Because she, she got, God forbid, an injury worse than what the last one was.
Amin Elhassan
I mean, you clearly know about that rep. Oh, man.
Dan Le Batard
Thank you. Thank you.
Amin Elhassan
Good job. Excellent work.
Dan Le Batard
And thank you to Jessica Smithana. Again. The Echoes is the name of podcast. You get it wherever you get.
Chris Cody
Hold on a minute.
Dan Le Batard
What?
Chris Cody
Chris went back there and gave 20 bucks to the studio team, and now the graphic says 99 nuggets.
Producer Ethan
What the hell is going on here?
Chris Cody
This is ridiculous. I told you, this is acc. Ref.
Dan Le Batard
Level of corruption. This place is riddled with corruption up and down. It's not just the Fuentes family. All five families in here, they're all corrupt. Sick of it.
Lewis
There's 100 bucks there. Lewis had a hundo.
Dan Le Batard
A hundo?
Mike Ryan
Chris.
Dan Le Batard
Damn, Chris. You could have just came to me, man. I would have done 20. I would have.
Chris Cody
This would have been easy. Yeah.
Jessica Smith
Is Dan here? Where'd that hundo come from?
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – "66 Nuggets" (feat. Jessica Smetana) – Hour 1
Air date: November 5, 2025
Broadcast from the Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
This lively episode serves up the signature blend of sports discussion, absurdity, and rapid-fire banter for which "The Dan Le Batard Show" is known. The main throughline is an ongoing challenge where Chris Cody attempts to eat 99 chicken nuggets in one show—a feat which inspires debate, concern, and comic relief throughout. Jessica Smetana joins to break down the first College Football Playoff rankings of the season, while the crew also dives into college football officiating, New York City politics, and their usual offbeat takes on sports and pop culture headlines.
Chicken Nuggets Taxonomy:
NBA Rapid Fire with Amin (‘You Know About That?’ Segment):
Red Panda’s Comeback:
In classic Le Batard Show style, this episode weaves together sports analysis, hijinks, and irreverence. Chris Cody’s cartoonish nugget challenge is both a physical ordeal and a through-line for comedic banter, while Jessica Smetana elevates the sports discourse with sharp insights on college football’s playoff picture and its officiating woes. NBA talk is fast and fun, New York City’s political chaos is lampooned, and even halftime legends like Red Panda are given thoughtful (if tongue-in-cheek) scrutiny. There’s no better snapshot of the show’s ability to oscillate from absurdity to insight—and back—often within the same breath.