The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Episode: Hour 1: Best Back In My Day
Date: August 25, 2025
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Episode Overview

Broadcast from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Greg Cody, and guests deliver their signature blend of irreverent sports conversation, pop-culture commentary, and Miami-centric talk. This hour focuses heavily on NFL power dynamics—especially the Dallas Cowboys and Jerry Jones—media narratives, the unique (and humorous) perils of sports officiating, and the cultural nostalgia of "Back in My Day" bits.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Micah Parsons, Jerry Jones, and Big Cowboys Drama (01:43–12:01)

NFL player empowerment and the Cowboys’ locker room tension:

• Stugotz spotlights the situation between Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and star linebacker Micah Parsons, who has openly clashed with management—paralleling larger trends of player empowerment in pro sports.
  • "Micah Parsons is the biggest star on that team... He's got his own power, his own podcast, and now he fights with management." —Stugotz (02:19)
• Greg Cody frames Jones’ handling of Parsons as "just Jerry Jones being Jerry," emphasizing Jones’ focus on attention over practical resolution. (03:23)
• Dan reviews history: star players holding out for contracts isn’t new in Dallas and in the league, referencing Michael Irvin, Ezekiel Elliott, and others. (07:15)
• The group debates whether this annual contract standoff is a real threat or just business as usual, ultimately agreeing it’s a familiar soap opera with Jerry usually caving.

On the Netflix Cowboys documentary:

• Stugotz and Dan both critique the new Netflix documentary covering the team’s 1990s dynasty, blasting it as sanitized and “formulaic,” lacking any real new detail or honesty about Jerry’s flaws. (05:42–08:03)
  • "Jerry Jones told the story he wanted to tell... He had nothing to do with [the Herschel Walker trade]. And he's still out here with the petty grievances of trying to tell his own story." —Stugotz (06:39)
• They discuss the nature of nostalgia media and how “Old Men Tell Stories” sells, but often at the cost of truth.
  • "You only get the participation in the documentary if they can make money on it, and they'll give you access and in turn, their own truth." —Dan Le Batard (09:40)
• Discussion of how Jerry’s need for validation stems from never achieving true football respect outside Jimmy Johnson’s shadow.
  • "He can have all the money in the world. The hole will never be filled for him unless he can do it without Jimmy Johnson." —Stugotz (11:08)

2. Andrew Luck's New Role and Athlete-to-Administrator Debate (14:55–22:40)

Should star athletes jump to high-power administrator roles?

• After Stanford’s football loss to Hawaii, Dan questions why we assume Andrew Luck—a smart ex-quarterback—will succeed overseeing Stanford’s football program. (14:55)
  • "Just because he was a smart quarterback, does that mean he’s qualified to run a major athletic department?" —Dan Le Batard (15:58)
• Greg Cody bluntly answers, "Nothing on his resume indicated he would be a great general manager... He's good at football, that's fine." (15:58)
• Dan points out that the Luck family’s deep Stanford ties and relationships with donors make the hire less surprising, suggesting raising money is often the central qualification for such jobs. (16:40, 21:12)
• Stugotz and Greg discuss the increasing complexity of managing a major program in a changing NIL/portal era—suggesting that even experienced administrators struggle, so expectations for Luck should be tempered. (20:20–20:52)
  • "The college football realm is more complicated, more difficult, more multifaceted than ever." —Greg Cody (20:32)
• The group ultimately agrees the job is largely about fundraising and relationships now, not traditional “managing skills,” and Luck may have enough credibility to fill that need.

3. Greg Cody's “Back in My Day” — Cruise Ship Edition (26:20–28:20)

A comedic nostalgia rant about cruises, modern excess, and simple pleasures:

• Greg laments the transformation of cruise ship culture from relaxation to adrenaline-pumping chaos:
  • "I didn't sign up for a thrill ride. I want to relax on my cruise, get my money's worth on the drink card, and doze on the deck in a chaise lounge." —Greg Cody (26:52)
• Complains about activities like bungee jumping and gyms, longing instead for “an open buffet and bar every 25 feet. Make cruise ships dull again.”
• Segment concludes with the announcement of the “suey” voting for Best Back In My Day.
  • "That's it. C’mon. I think that one's got a good chance." —Stugotz (28:20)
• Running joke: Greg is accused of recycling old material, with Dan asking if he has a fresh rant.
  • "Do you have a fresh one this week?" —Dan Le Batard (28:45)
  • "I do not." —Greg Cody (28:47)

4. Sports Officiating: “Stay Alive Brian!” and the Plight of the Umpire (33:10–38:02)

Hilarious and excruciating breakdown of a Little League umpire suffering three groin shots in one game:

• Dan and Stugotz recount the video, emphasizing the universality of slapstick humor—getting hit in the groin and falling down.
  • "Somebody falling down—always funny. Somebody hit in the groin—always funny. Combine the two, you’ve got gold." —Stugotz (37:17)
• They play and replay the audio of the umpire’s reactions, rating the increasing pain and audience reaction.
• Running gags:
  • Repeated calls for the audio isolation: "I want to hear the three of them, and I want to hear them in order..." —Stugotz (36:02)
  • “Way to stay alive, Brian.” —Unidentified coach/umpire (36:30)
• Comparison to classic sports photography, joking that the photo of this umpire “could top Muhammad Ali standing over Sonny Liston.” (38:17)
• Concludes with lament about the dangers (and pay) of little-league umpiring: "I'm getting $12 for doing this Little League. I've got to get a real job." —Greg Cody (38:02)

5. Fat Baseball Player Discourse — “Big Sugar” and Representation (41:02–42:52)

• In a digression on baseball “body types,” the crew celebrates Cincinnati Reds pitcher Zach “Big Sugar” Maxwell for his old-school build:
  • "Look at this guy. He's got a belly on him... 6'6", 275 pounds, and hits 102 miles an hour on the radar gun.” —Greg Cody & Dan Le Batard (41:26–42:08)
• Discusses Seattle Mariners’ Cal Raleigh (“The Dumper”) and the shifting standards of athletic bodies in pro baseball.
  • “Are we doing chubby there? It’s like Schwarber—it’s not chubby, it’s just thick.” —Stugotz (42:18)
• Joyful banter about what constitutes being “in shape” for pro athletes versus civilians.

Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• On Jerry Jones:
  "He wants to be responsible for the football success, the attention, the circus—not worth eight episodes. It was fat by four episodes..." —Stugotz (06:31)
• On Andrew Luck:
  "Just because he was a smart quarterback, does that mean he’s qualified to run a major athletic department?" —Dan Le Batard (15:58)
• On modern cruising:
  "I don't want to compete. I want to relax on my cruise, get my money's worth on the drink card and doze on the deck in a chaise lounge..." —Greg Cody (26:52)
• On the umpire saga:
  "Somebody falling down—always funny. Somebody hit in the groin—always funny. Combine the two, you’ve got gold." —Stugotz (37:17) "Way to stay alive, Brian." —(Unidentified, possibly the ump) (36:30)

Timestamps for Important Segments

• Micah Parsons & Cowboys Power Dynamic: 01:43–12:01
• Cowboys Documentary Critique: 05:42–11:08
• Andrew Luck/Stanford Administrator Debate: 14:55–22:40
• Best “Back in My Day”—Cruise Ships: 26:20–28:20
• Little League Umpire Groin Saga: 33:10–38:02
• “Big Sugar” and Baseball Body Types: 41:02–42:52

Final Thoughts / Episode Tone

The hour seamlessly weaves together classic Le Batard show elements: deep dives into league politics and owner egos, sharp media criticism, nostalgia-soaked comedy bits, and juvenile delight in slapstick sports moments. The tone is equal parts skeptical, playful, and warm—with self-deprecating humor and in-jokes about recycled material, “text buddy” relationships, and the absurdities of modern sports media.

For fans of the show, this episode is a quintessential blend of sports analysis and comedic storytelling—full of both insightful debate and the kind of infectious silliness that sets Le Batard’s crew apart.