The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz Episode: Hour 1 - Can David Samson Get an Amen? (feat. Gary Owen) Release Date: June 4, 2025
Hosted by Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, this episode features comedian Gary Owen as a special guest. Recorded from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, the trio delves into a range of topics spanning stand-up comedy, pop culture, and sports, particularly focusing on the New York Knicks.
1. Guest Introduction: Gary Owen
The episode kicks off with Dan Le Batard and Stugotz welcoming Gary Owen, a prominent comedian known for his work on Mint Comedy and his upcoming shows in Dania.
Stugotz [01:04]: “He's coming to Dania. Gary Owen. He's got a new comedy special, Gary Owen No S. It's available now exclusively on Mint Comedy and it's five shows.”
Gary Owen [01:35]: “I'm in Seattle right now.”
The hosts engage Gary about his hectic tour schedule, highlighting the challenges of managing performances across various cities like Seattle, Tuscaloosa, and Dania.
2. Gary Owen on Touring and Stand-Up Comedy
Gary shares insights into his stand-up career, emphasizing the immediate gratification of live performances compared to the delayed feedback from acting in movies.
Gary Owen [02:26]: “That the tour does now stand up, it's so immediate. Whereas when you're doing the movies, you're not getting the reaction until nine months later when it comes out.”
Stugotz [03:01]: “Making a life at this on laughter is pretty hard no matter what your age is like. I don't think people understand what a grind it is.”
Gary candidly discusses the grind of touring, highlighting travel as the most challenging aspect, despite enjoying decent accommodations.
Gary Owen [03:17]: “I always tell people the hardest part about my job is the travel. The standup's the easy part.”
3. New Comedy Special: Gary Owen No S
The conversation shifts to Gary's latest comedy special, Gary Owen No S, which he describes as a spontaneous and less tortured creation compared to his previous work.
Gary Owen [10:17]: “This one was more like just spur of the moment, kind of winging it a little bit. So it came out kind of dope.”
Stugotz [10:49]: “It was easier. It was easier.”
Gary appreciates the freestyle nature of the special, likening it to a "freestyle rap," and expresses excitement over its release.
4. Challenges as a Stand-Up Comedian
Gary recounts some of his more challenging performances, including a gig at an all-black church in Miami where he had to deliver a sermon to gain support for a stadium project.
Gary Owen [29:01]: “I gave a whole sermon to a major black church in Miami because I needed their support for public money for the ballpark.”
The anecdote underscores the difficulties comedians face when navigating diverse audiences and expectations.
5. Pop Culture Discussion: Diddy and Listener Questions
The hosts pivot to pop culture topics, with Dan initially posing a general question about current issues. Gary humorously redirects the conversation to comments about Diddy's physical attributes.
Gary Owen [08:31]: “My biggest thing is, like, it's nice to know that his penis is like a tootsie Roll, because so far, black guys have all had just huge dicks.”
The banter showcases the show's trademark humor and ability to navigate spontaneous topics.
6. Boldest Take Segment
In the "Boldest Take" segment, listeners submit their wildest opinions, which Dan, Stugotz, and Gary react to humorously.
Listener Submissions Include:
- Devastating Leopard is the Nickelback of the '80s.
- Every NBA and WNBA coach should run a wind sprint if they lose the coach's challenge.
- George Kittle's shoe design.
- Mother's Teresa being the most famous mother.
Gary and Stugotz provide witty and sarcastic responses, maintaining the segment's lively and irreverent tone.
7. Sports Talk: New York Knicks Analysis
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to analyzing the New York Knicks' recent performance and management issues. The hosts critique James Dolan's leadership and head coach Tom Thibodeau's ability to elevate the team.
Stugotz [33:11]: “He is meddlesome. He's the worst of what rich owners are. That he disrespects Knicks royalty...”
Dan Le Batard [35:04]: “It's a bummer that in New York, after giving them something that they've been yearning for for decades, that's not viewed as enough.”
The discussion evolves into a broader critique of the Knicks' strategic decisions, player performance, and comparisons to other successful coaches like Larry Brown and Rick Carlisle.
Stugotz [35:48]: “Can I just talk to you guys about this part of it though?... These are the furthest steps the Knicks have taken.”
The hosts express frustration over perceived mismanagement and the team's inability to sustain success, highlighting specific games and player performances.
8. Upcoming Events and Watch Parties
Towards the end, Dan and Gary promote upcoming watch parties for major sports events, including the FIFA Club World Cup and UFC fights. They encourage listeners to join these events at local venues like the Dead Flamingo and Grails in Miami.
Dan Le Batard [21:30]: “It's the FIFA Club World Cup. I'll be present at the girls watch party. Very exciting.”
Gary Owen [19:19]: “So that's gonna be a lot of fun coming out. Watch it with us.”
Additionally, they discuss a playful bet involving Stugotz attending a UFC event, adding a layer of camaraderie and humor to the promotion.
9. Closing Remarks
The episode wraps up with a blend of humorous exchanges and final promotional segments, maintaining the show's engaging and dynamic energy.
Dan Le Batard [42:22]: “Super excited to see where Inter Miami stacks up against the world's elite.”
Gary Owen [43:10]: “Smirnoff isn't just a vodka. It's the number one vodka in the world and the official partner of the NFL.”
The hosts encourage responsible enjoyment of upcoming sports events and the continued support of their various sponsors.
Notable Quotes:
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Gary Owen [02:26]: “That the tour does now stand up, it's so immediate. Whereas when you're doing the movies, you're not getting the reaction until nine months later when it comes out.”
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Stugotz [35:10]: “We can agree on that, right?”
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Dan Le Batard [35:04]: “It's a bummer that in New York, after giving them something that they've been yearning for for decades, that's not viewed as enough.”
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Gary Owen [29:01]: “I gave a whole sermon to a major black church in Miami because I needed their support for public money for the ballpark.”
This episode provides a comprehensive look into Gary Owen's comedic journey, the intricacies of managing a career in stand-up, and an in-depth critique of the New York Knicks' current state. Listeners are treated to a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and passionate sports analysis, making it a valuable listen for fans of the show and newcomers alike.