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Stugatz
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Mike Ryan
This is the Dan Levator show with the Stugats Podcast.
Stugatz
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Mike Ryan
Greg, just a question. May seem random to you. Who's more handsome, Andrew Hawkins or Method Man?
Greg Cody
I had never considered that in my life. I'm gonna abstain until I see a.
Chris Cody
Photo of excellent work on your feet. That's why he's the tap dancer that. He is an improv artist known to all which.
Stugatz
Do you know what they look like? Less, actually.
Greg Cody
I did improv in my acting class and slayed like everybody.
Mike Ryan
Christopher will tell you you introduced Wu Tang Clan via song in Las Vegas at circa.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
So you know what Method man looks like, right?
Greg Cody
I don't know. Walter.
Mike Ryan
Walter.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Stugatz
Walter. Keep working.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Stugatz
Walter who?
Greg Cody
No, what's his name? Walter Hawkins.
Mike Ryan
Andrew Hogg.
Stugatz
That's exactly.
Greg Cody
I don't know him. I'm sorry.
Mike Ryan
You're in the same stable. That's. Wow, that went poorly.
Chris Cody
Former Browns receiver mogul.
Greg Cody
No, don't know him.
Chris Cody
Walter Hawkins.
Greg Cody
No.
Mike Ryan
I'm gonna ask him if he knows who you are.
Chris Cody
He works with us.
Greg Cody
Why would he.
Chris Cody
He's a. Because he's our teammate.
Mike Ryan
He works.
Greg Cody
Sorry, I can't know everybody.
Mike Ryan
He's right about that. I mean, he's. He's right. He can't know everybody. Can't know everybody, right? This is. This. Is this a revelation? You don't know what Andrew Hawkins looks like?
Chris Cody
He has no idea what we're talking about.
Greg Cody
Walter, I thought you said.
Chris Cody
Walter, Andrew Hawkins is a former Browns receiver.
Greg Cody
Okay. I don't come.
Mike Ryan
He had a nice career.
Stugatz
He's been doing shows with us for months.
Chris Cody
Years.
Mike Ryan
Okay.
Chris Cody
Years.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. He's been in this for years.
Greg Cody
I doubt that. But I apologize to Andrew.
Chris Cody
He's. He has worked with us for years.
Mike Ryan
To be fair. Not on a Greg Cody Tuesday or Wednesday.
Jessica
Thank you very Thursday.
Greg Cody
I've never. I've never met him. I've never shared air with him. I now see him. He's a good looking man.
Chris Cody
Okay.
Greg Cody
Very well trimmed beard.
Mike Ryan
Is he better looking than Method Man?
Greg Cody
I wouldn't say that.
Mike Ryan
Oh, wow. So we're just over two now. Walter Hawkins.
Chris Cody
Where are we on George Clooney? Where are we on Clooney?
Mike Ryan
There's an update. There's an update. And this is a segment I Like to call. Mike was right. I love those.
Chris Cody
Do you want to do it as a victory lap?
Mike Ryan
No, especially do I have to? Don't make me. I think you have to. I don't want to. I don't want to pretend I'm running. So George Clooney, who has a dye job but is famously salt and pepper guy. Guy owns the gray look. Everyone here yesterday was having a go for him, not considering that, hey, George Clooney is doing this for a role. So here is him giving an interview to Gayle King, talking about the dye job in question.
Chris Cody
I have to take a moment looking.
Greg Cody
At you with the dark hair.
Mike Ryan
I know it's not good.
Jessica
I didn't say it wasn't good. Oh, it's not good, but it's jarring to me.
Chris Cody
I wonder what it's like for you.
Mike Ryan
When you get up in the morning.
Jessica
And you look, by now I'm sure.
Mike Ryan
You'Re used to it. But I'm not used to it. You never get used to it. You know, listen, I started getting gray. It throws me a little bit.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
So I've been gray most of my life, so it's not my favorite look. And my wife.
Chris Cody
Yes.
Stugatz
She doesn't.
Chris Cody
She thinks it's funny.
Greg Cody
What do your children say?
Jessica
Well, they laugh at it because honestly, nothing makes you look older than being.
Stugatz
63 and trying your hair.
Chris Cody
It's genuinely bizarre to have somebody who's been a sex symbol for the last 30 years in this country be uncomfortable because he. People are able to mock him as not attractive.
Mike Ryan
I mean, where are we in life if everyone's having a go at George Clooney's appearance? Like, really? This guy could have perennially been sexiest man on the planet for several years running. He's a charming devil, even. Look at how self deprecating he is there. Even with. I might have just fallen in love with dyed hair George Clooney, because I've long since been in love with silver fox George Clooney.
Chris Cody
He looks like a museum piece. Like, he looks like he's made of wax because of the hair.
Mike Ryan
I need a little wispy mustache to go with it.
Jessica
It's like when people those viral stunts where they're like, we pretended to be homeless for a day to see how people. It's like George Clooney's pretending to be ugly and now he's. He's living his life as someone who's not hot. And it's wow. He's like, this is terrible.
Greg Cody
It reminds me of my dad. Well, Bill Cody. When. When I was like, a teenager and he was aging. He's like. He's in his 50s or whatever. He had really gray hair. Okay. He was the kind of guy who. It would be totally gray one day, and then you would see my dad the next day and he would have shiny jet black hair.
Chris Cody
That was my dad.
Mike Ryan
Your dad?
Chris Cody
That was my father.
Mike Ryan
My dad would, like, stun me with his eyebrows.
Chris Cody
No, listen. My mother was mortified because Papi, during his heyday leadership days, would go from straight gray to straight black from one day to the next every six months or so.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, you can't do that. You can't go night to day. You gotta either stay on top of it or progress. That's shocking. It's like, remember when Vince McMahon came out of hiding? Just like, whoa. Why does he look like he's about to welcome you into a haunted mansion?
Greg Cody
Yeah. My dad loved Grecian formula was the name of the product. And. And the funniest part was that nobody would say anything. Like, he wouldn't explain his altered appearance.
Chris Cody
No, it couldn't be spoken. It couldn't be spoken.
Stugatz
What buried was it.
Mike Ryan
What is it with men of that generation? I've never seen my grandfather. He's, I think, 84. I've never seen him with a gray hair. So I think he's got natural black hair the entire time. I don't know.
Chris Cody
This is a. This is.
Mike Ryan
He went to Dan. He went to the hospital.
Chris Cody
Dan. Mike's father. Mike's father has a perfect head of hair that doesn't have a gray hair in it.
Mike Ryan
It's got. It's got some gray on the sideburns, but no. My dad is often accused of dying his hair, and I'd be all over that, too. I've been trying to prove this one for a long time. No, not the case. Although. Lots of Botox.
Chris Cody
The Latin man, though. There's something happening here with the Latin Man. Greg can go from. I think your mom has probably been frustrated by a couple of times where your dad has let it go too gray and then sharply goes rust after that. That McMahon photo is always shocking. You cannot come out of hiding looking like that.
Stugatz
Seems natural.
Mike Ryan
It's the mustache.
Chris Cody
You cannot come out of hiding looking like that.
Mike Ryan
Greg Williams did it too, though. Like, that may be the way to come out of.
Chris Cody
You can't come out of hiding, innocent of crimes with all of that. It can't be that thin mustache.
Mike Ryan
That's the key. It's been suggested on the Internet that this thin Mustache was put in place to cover up a botch of some sort. Because if you've seen him since he's done away with the mustache and he looks much better than he did now. Like, if you look around the lip, it is a little puffy. I think that this was a disguise to distract you from what was going on underneath.
Greg Cody
Yeah, I see that lopsided mustache.
Chris Cody
Stan Van Gundy apologizes profusely from a hotel in Houston. I told him he has nothing to apologize for. We have not had better segments than that recently. In the middle of it though, because I'm trying to reach Stan Van Gundy and we've discombobulated. I discombobulated him. I believe we just witnessed Stan Van Gundy's worst public out of touch moment in the history of out of touch moments.
Jessica
I thought you were going to say that's what he apologized for. When you started saying he apologized, I was like, oh, okay, I'm glad he like thought about it for a few seconds and was like, yeah, that was crazy. It's much better to get fired with millions of dollars than what the vast majority of people get, which is a swift kick in the ass out the door.
Mike Ryan
If. If Samson had merely said what Stan Van Gundy was saying, he might not have been invited back.
Jessica
Oh, please. Yes, he would.
Mike Ryan
Okay, well, he said things similar, but even Samson texted me afterwards.
Jessica
He said, way worse.
Mike Ryan
Samson texted me afterwards. He's like, I've never even thought that. That is like so crazy. So we even asked him, have you ever been fired from a job where you haven't been paid millions of dollars? And he cited Wisconsin. And we did some research.
Jessica
He apparently had four years left on a five year deal when he was five from Wisconsin. However, all of the articles in the Trib are paywalled and I can't find a exact number, but I'm assuming they paid out his contract. So maybe it wasn't millions.
Mike Ryan
But now I don't want to be tone deaf to the shame that comes with being fired. Like, I've never had to deal with shams tweeting out that I've been fired. And then people say, like yet. Well, knock on wood. But there's that where you get a nice little multi million dollar compensation package or you know, the shame of your family leaving you and not being able to afford a roof over your head or heat in the winter. Or we have to give up the dog because I can't pay for the dog's food anymore. Or asking a friend for a ride for work or explaining this gap in your resume when you're trying to get another job. I mean, it's, there's no comparison.
Greg Cody
Well, a couple of things. First of all, I thought Sam Van Gundy was calling to apologize for his take, that reading a book when you haven't read a book is sort of weird. But in this case, you know what? I agree with everything Sam Van Gundy said. I think when you're fired, and luckily I've never been fired, I imagine that when you're fired, you don't go first to, well, at least I'm still making a lot of money. You go first to the ego blow and to the shame and to the embarrassment and maybe to the anger. If you don't think you deserve to.
Jessica
Be fired because you don't have to, it doesn't have to be the first thing you think about. Because if you're in one of these extremely lucrative jobs, it's probably not something you think about. And that's the luxury of being fired with one of these high paying jobs.
Chris Cody
I am gonna have to make Stan Van Gundy. I'm gonna make fun of him when I talk to him because I do understand how everyone hear. The same way I did with oh, poor Mike Budenholzer. Now he has to listen to us say he's not a good coach.
Mike Ryan
By the way, I was saying he wasn't a good coach when he won coach of the year.
Chris Cody
He won 61 games in Atlanta and I didn't believe he was a good coach. He won Giannis the only championship he's going to ever win him. And I don't believe he's a good coach.
Jessica
Someone please fire me and tell me I'm a bad coach. I want to be a fired college football coach so bad. Tell me I suck. Right about me on the Reddit message boards. I don't care.
Chris Cody
Bad last name, bad last name for a coach.
Greg Cody
Yeah, you can't be a Budenholzer and expect to go through life's success.
Mike Ryan
All right, so I think he's been pretty successful.
Chris Cody
Put it on the poll at Lebatard show. Can you be named Budenholzer and be successful? But I want to go back for a second. Just quickly. Stan sounded out of touch as a competitionaholic. Who's saying it's such a great shame to be fired, to be told by everybody, ridiculed, you're bad at your job, you failed, you failed, you and your friends. But for him not to understand, I'm gonna lose my pet Mike Ryan. Mike Ryan created concocted a scenario where someone has been fired and can no longer afford to have a pet.
Jessica
Hold on. It's a Greg Cody Wednesday. So we have to clarify. You mean an animal, not a fart.
Greg Cody
Yeah, that's a good point. Jess.
Chris Cody
Jess, an excellent point. Thank you.
Greg Cody
Let a pet versus right.
Chris Cody
No. So Mike, Ryan said, I saw a story. I want to give you guys some numbers here.
Mike Ryan
Lewis Riddick sign his beard.
Chris Cody
Is that a. He is. Look at him. He looks like a lothario.
Mike Ryan
I'm sorry I broke into programming there.
Chris Cody
But I'm looking at it now.
Jessica
He is absolutely a spray bottle like you're an animal. And I just stop doing that.
Chris Cody
Mike today is going to watch more ESPN than he's watched in a long time because Kevin Clark and Fine Bob are coming up here soon. But you guys have derailed me a little bit. What are you laughing about? Chris Cody, the watch. He. Lewis Riddick is distracting.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, it derailed me too, man.
Chris Cody
Roy.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, distracting.
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Greg Cody
Don LeBatard Baker Mayfield tearing up Tampa Bay 38 for 45 stugats.
Mike Ryan
This is the Dan LeBatar show with the Stugats.
Jessica
Can I underrail you and get you back on the subject of NBA coaches? Because the athletic put out there, they do this thing every year where they get a bunch of people to vote on like most overrated player and it's, it's like other NBA players voting on it and one of the questions that they asked, there were 73 players that voted on this and said, aside from your own current coach, who is the worst coach in the league? So I was reading all of the results to all of these questions last night to Lehman, and I got to this one, and I was like, I don't know who this person is, so they must be the worst code, because I've never heard of them. And I said their name to him, and he watches a ton of basketball and he's like, I've never heard of this man in my life. But do you guys know who Brian Keefe is?
Mike Ryan
No, no, no, I don't know Brian Keefe is. Does anybody? No, no. Who is Brian Keefe?
Jessica
Apparently, he's the head coach of the Wizards.
Mike Ryan
What? He must be really bad at that. He must be really bad at doing that. But when he loses his job, he's not going to be talking to his wife saying, I think we need to take our daughter out of ballet.
Stugatz
Say, rich guy.
Chris Cody
I want to run some numbers by you guys as Mike Ryan, and thank you for the clarification, Jess. It is not a pet, as in the Greg Cody household, where they refer to farts as the letting of a pet. It's the actual loss of a pet, which is where Mike Ryan lost me and went a bridge too far. However, an article that I read. Okay. About a pill, and there are a lot of ethical questions around it. It's called loyal. It can extend the life of your pets. And when they did ransom numbers, I was surprised by a couple of things. First of all, 47% of American households have a dog. Stunned by that, I did not think it would be that high. At LeBatard show, 47% under or over American households that have a dog.
Jessica
That's a wits and wagers question. Have you guys ever played the board game Wits and Wagers?
Mike Ryan
I'm not even familiar.
Jessica
Oh, my Go. It's so great, Dan. It's a game where there's, like, these questions and every answer is a number. So it's like, what percentage of American families own a dog? What percentage of Americans have tattoos? What year was the Sistine Chapel painted? Like, things like that, where it has to be an answer that's a number. And then you write down your guess on a little whiteboard and you put it all in the middle. Everyone lines it up from smallest to biggest, and then you wager on whose number is closest. And once you get going, you get a lot of money in the bank and you start wagering more and more. And you're like, I know what year the Mona Lisa was painted.
Stugatz
I'm go.
Jessica
I'm betting the house on this. But you can also put a fake number and try to get people off the scent. Because if my sister's playing with me and I'm like, she knows I know my art history, and whatever number I put down is going to be close, I'm going to put down a different number. Then we can play mind games with each other. Oh, it's the greatest game on earth. But this pet question was one of them.
Chris Cody
47% sounds ridiculous.
Jessica
It is ginormous. And the other thing that was in it. How much do you think a gallon of milk weighs? How much do you think it weighs?
Mike Ryan
Weighs.
Greg Cody
I know.
Jessica
Go ahead.
Greg Cody
Three pounds.
Jessica
Wrong. You would have lost. I would have wagered the over, and I would have won because it's like £8.
Mike Ryan
Really? It's crazy.
Jessica
This game blows my mind consistently.
Mike Ryan
That's insane.
Jessica
Anyways, that's a plug for my second favorite game behind Monopoly. Deal. So you're welcome.
Mike Ryan
But there are families that if. If you lose their job, that is one more mouth to feed that. That service that feeds my dog is on autopay. You know, you're gonna look at every single itemized thing in your bill and look at where to cut, and some people will settle on, yeah, I can't have my dog anymore.
Chris Cody
The other number that surprised me. And again, it's an ethical debate because the pill has not been FDA approved. But it is lengthening the lives of pets. And this particular pill that some of the testing that they've done. 76% of pet owners. 3/4 of pet owners would go into debt for their pet. What are you laughing about?
Greg Cody
Just the rhyme, you know, it was great.
Chris Cody
Just the rhyme.
Greg Cody
Yeah. And the rhythm. You said it would go into debt for their pet.
Chris Cody
3. Three quarters of pet owners. And I'm assuming birds are in here, too. I love animal fish. I love animals that way. But debt. Mike Ryan is concocting the scenario where you have to throw your pet in the street because you've been fired from your job.
Mike Ryan
No. You could either give it to someone else or take it to a pound. I'm sure they'll be fine.
Greg Cody
I actually took that pill myself because I got a dog in me.
Stugatz
That dog.
Jessica
Well, if you.
Greg Cody
If you got that dog in me.
Mike Ryan
It would have been so good. If you nailed it.
Stugatz
You have a dog in you.
Mike Ryan
The an at. Very important. You have a dog inside of you.
Stugatz
Major penalty. Five minutes spooning Comedy. You can hear his confidence.
Chris Cody
I heard in your ear them say liar. Still got some. His headphones are so loud, I can.
Greg Cody
They are loud. Where's the button to turn them?
Mike Ryan
He was so unfamiliar with the term that he was like, that surely has to be improper grammar.
Chris Cody
Corrected the grammar just enough to ruin the joke.
Stugatz
I have a dog in me.
Mike Ryan
I have a dog. Presently, there is a dog that is fully inside me.
Chris Cody
Get out of here.
Jessica
They found it when they did.
Mike Ryan
Yes.
Chris Cody
How do you not know how penalties work? Yes. Five minutes. Oh, it's a pull door forever.
Stugatz
We have a replay of him trying to push that door.
Chris Cody
I'll tell you what happened. Please get the replay, Chris.
Mike Ryan
No wonder he doesn't know who Andrew Hawkins is. He doesn't even know how to. Walter. Walter doesn't even know how to exit the studio.
Jessica
I like that there's some, like, scenario in an alternate universe where, like, Roy and Jeremy have never worked on the same day and they've never heard of each other.
Stugatz
Right?
Chris Cody
Yeah. Jessica, some of your co workers yesterday got together for a party and I'm sorry I did not make it. I wished to make it, but I was told very late in the proceedings that such a party existed and I missed it in the slack. I don't know where it was in the slack. Who attended. That moved you?
Jessica
The people that had to drive a far distance moved me because I would not have done the same for them.
Mike Ryan
Some people a hard drive. Some people were on a red eye that morning.
Jessica
Some people showed up off a red eye from Vegas and they looked pretty tired. And I said, I'm surprised you're here. But then I realized this is a hair of the dog situation. You got to keep it rolling as soon as you hit the pillow.
Mike Ryan
PK can't fix it. A little tso. Pk. Three little tso. But I was very tired. I was very tired, and I definitely needed that drink. But I also said, this means a lot to me. And it was just a normal Tuesday where we could drink, but that's all it was. Hey, let's go out and have a couple of drinks. I'm like, I need to be here for this because I love drinks. I have a dog inside of me.
Chris Cody
Just another Tuesday in Miami. Were you surprised by any of those numbers? 76% of pet owners would go into debt for their dog. Would you go into debt for. For Willow?
Jessica
Well, the reality is, like, owning a pet is really expensive. If something goes wrong, like, I know Mike's dog had to get, like, a really expensive surgery done and a lot of people are in the position where they're like my dog is sick. They go to the vet. The vet's like you, we need to do this like emergency surgery. If you don't like your dog's going to die or your cat's going to die and it's going to cost ten grand and maybe you don't have that money just laying around. Most people don't. And yeah, I could easily see why you'd go into debt paying for something especially when it's like a life or death situation. You care about your pet and you don't know what to do.
Mike Ryan
Did go into debt paying for my dog who had an autoimmune disease and it was life saving but she got it within the first eight months of her life. Turned out to be great because she's lived a happy and full life there. But it was ten grand to save my dog's life in a single income family that was, you know, it wasn't.
Chris Cody
Easy so bad to get fired cuz you might lose your pets. Yeah Greg, how is it Chris? And you helped me with this cuz we have not done enough of a job today promoting your father's exactos and your father's mock draft and your father's pop podcast, the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody. But, but you have seen Chris, you've been front row seat witness to today's show through Stan and Sampson careened live out of control for a long time and your dad spun out and then he spun out and tried to leave the studio. Didn't know how the penalty box worked anymore and tried to leave through a door as if he didn't understand how.
Stugatz
Doors push the door. Called Andrew Hawkins, Walter Hawkins. It's not just one out, nothing great for you.
Greg Cody
In fairness. Andrew Hawkins, a generic name. Okay. If it's a. If you have a particularly unusual name, I'm more apt to place a face than if you have a name John Smith or you know.
Stugatz
So Hawkins is.
Mike Ryan
I only know one other.
Greg Cody
Andrew Hawkins is a very good looking man. So is Method Man. They both look like they could be people. Sexiest man of the year.
Chris Cody
Okay, very good. I'm glad we finally closed the loop on that. One thing that I wanted to do here today before we got out of here is to remember and celebrate because the sports machine can move very fast and it seems. I don't think I have this wrong. More often than not we're talking around here about somebody who died. I don't know if it's More often than not.
Mike Ryan
I would. I would. I would doubt that.
Chris Cody
It's. It's too often. We're. More often than we ever have. We're stopping to take a somber tone about somebody who left a mark on us in the sports world. When Mike Patrick, during a time in football, when it was growing in this country, when ESPN had the kind of signature voice for 18 straight years on Sunday Night Football because ESPN was getting into the football game, making it bigger and bigger in America, one of the signature voices was Mike Patrick. And quietly, a great broadcaster for 20 years on Sunday Night Football, somehow, I would say, escaped much of the withering criticism that will come down on the head of every broadcaster today, including Al Michaels, because, oh, your tone's not good there. Your energy's not good. You sound like an old man. Get out of the way, old man. Mike Patrick, universal praise, dies at the age of 80. And Mike, I don't know what you associate with him, but what I associate with him is talking to him, hearing his dulcet voice, and then being surprised when he said what a rigorous smoker he was like that. I just. Just being taken aback, just assuming that he would be somebody who would. Who would always protect those blessed pipes.
Mike Ryan
I loved Mike Patrick on ACC basketball. Did a lot of great memorable games with Dick Vital. I saw Dick Vital posted a tribute to Mike Patrick when he was the voice of Sunday Night Football paired with Joe Theisman. And I know people had some feelings and they were replaced, but for me, that was when I was in high school watching Sunday Night Football, and it was marquee game, and he was the voice attached to it, and he was one of my favorites. I love that broadcast team. I thought they were hilarious. I love Mike Patrick's style of doing those games. So I was made very sad by that. I know he hadn't been doing it for a while, and, yeah, it's just another reminder that the older that you get, the more of these people that have had influence on your life, on your career, even, are gonna go.
Chris Cody
Do you know how rare it is these days when criticism is the main sport? To be a broadcaster that can live your lifespan and then die and you will not hear very much of a bad word as any of that was happening. Like, even. Even Joe Buck, like a child prodigy, is viewed as someone that, oh, he doesn't root for my team, or he's partial if you're always broadcasting the games. I just. I don't think that people understand how difficult it is to be someone who is quietly professional in the broadcast space never to look at me. So it never becomes Gus Johnson, or whatever it is, has personality that evolves the game but doesn't stay totally out of the way of the game. Because Mike Patrick was sort of like Vern Lundquist in this space where you're like, oh, my God. His voice reminds me of a Saturday afternoon or a Sunday night raspy. It seems like he's got a drink in his hand. It sounds like he might. He might be wearing a. A broadcaster. Colorful broadcaster coat. And I might hear the tinkle of a glass of ice. He's calling Sunday Night Football.
Mike Ryan
There might be a reason for that. There might be a reason that that type of broadcaster that remind you. That reminds you of, hey, they could be doing this with a cocktail in their hands. It's because they probably were back then because it was more acceptable. And we're never getting those guys back. Guys with that vibe don't exist anymore.
Chris Cody
Who's allowed to skate now? I say this, I'm asking you guys this question genuinely. Who's allowed to skate as a broadcaster who lives an entire lifespan on a stage as large as something like 18 years on Sunday Night Football? Because you guys saw how the fangs came out for Dick Vital and Lee Corso. Like, you're not. Mike Patrick bowed out before the criticism got to him.
Mike Ryan
No, I don't think so. I remember there was a website that, you know, Fired Joe Morgan was a blog that. That popped up when I was in high school. Wasn't so much social media, but it was these blogs. And Mike Patrick got replaced from Sunday Night Football because people felt a certain way about him. And then his assignment started getting worse and worse as he got older. And then social media came along, and then you realize, oh, people don't feel the way that I feel about Mike Patrick, who I thought was generally awesome. And I just miss the time where, yeah, people had their opinions, maybe, but they weren't just totally pushed into those opinions because of social media. Just trying to gather steam behind a take. I thought broadcasting when I was growing up was amazing. I didn't have any bad opinions about anybody. Hell, man, I thought Phil Sims was good. And now you open up the Internet and you find out, like, wait, no one thinks anyone is good. This is kind of bullshit.
Chris Cody
Is that where we are? Like, no one's any good now? No one. Noah Eagle is getting a lot of praise, right?
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Chris Cody
But you also get Ernie Johnson, Harlan's who's above reproach, who.
Mike Ryan
So I think that there's like, a few Guys and I think Buck is like coming out of the other side. Like he's not nearly as polarizing because now he's been around for over a generation. There's like the people that are tastemakers right now were kids growing up recognizing that Joe Buck is a soundtrack of a big game.
Jessica
He's had like a I don't give a shit vibe for the last like six years that I think has resonated.
Mike Ryan
And I think that Harlan Joe, Tess, Bob Washoes and on the hockey side, Joe Buck, Ian Eagle, like Spiro Didas. Well, no one can say Mo Ali Cox the way that spirit is can 1:00 window mo Ali Cox that Spiro Adidas. But yeah, there's a few guys there. Not true, Dan. No one can say Chris Willingham so.
Chris Cody
Many Mo ali Cox over 13 and.
Mike Ryan
A half yards because he catches a 12 yard touchdown. That's the thing. You got to bet the anytime touch. Can we put it on the poll? Can anyone scream touchdown Mo Ali Cox the way that spear odita stands.
Chris Cody
Two catches, Just two.
Greg Cody
You're getting one.
Mike Ryan
Just two. But it might be over seven and a half yards.
Chris Cody
One for six yards.
Mike Ryan
It's a touchdown though. AFC south at one o'clock. Window spear up. That's beautiful. It's a great day. It's like Colts, Raiders, 1 o'clock. They gotta come over to this side. Voices that belong long in time zones. Spiro DDIs, one o'clock, AFC South. Get me there, pal.
Chris Cody
Ernie Johnson is above reproach, right? Every. Everyone likes like if I were to say highest of the Q ratings anywhere. Not going to cause any polarizations. What's the top of the food chain on? I like just hearing this person around sports. I have no bad opinions of him. I don't think he roots against my team. I don't think he's an asshole. I don't think he's an egomaniac. I don't dislike his opinions. He's just a nice man on television. Nice person on television.
Greg Cody
I think Bob Lee was like that. Yeah, I think Mike Tirico is sort of like that. Just benign in a good way. Not polarizing, very professional.
Jessica
You'll never hear a woman on this list because I was going to say.
Chris Cody
Doris Burke at their job. But she's right. She's right that you by virtue of simply being a woman talking about sports, she could be all of these people and it's polarizing when it need not.
Mike Ryan
Be Chris Whittingham, Steve Martin also. How'd that poll come back by the way does he suck at everything except.
Chris Cody
Soccer at Lebatard Show. We will update the polls after the show.
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Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Hour 1: Greg Cote Has A Dog Inside Him
Release Date: April 23, 2025
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz kicks off the episode with a blend of humor and candid conversations. Hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, along with recurring guests Mike Ryan, Greg Cody, Chris Cody, and Jessica, delve into a variety of topics ranging from celebrity appearances to the emotional impact of job terminations. This summary captures the essence of their discussions, highlighting key points, notable quotes, and the dynamic interplay between the hosts.
The episode opens with light-hearted questions aimed at Greg Cody, setting a playful tone for the show.
Mike Ryan [02:40]: "Greg, just a question. May seem random to you. Who's more handsome, Andrew Hawkins or Method Man?"
Greg Cody [02:45]: "I had never considered that in my life. I'm gonna abstain until I see a."
The conversation quickly shifts as the hosts joke about Greg not knowing who Andrew Hawkins is, leading to a humorous exchange about celebrity appearances and recognitions.
A significant portion of the episode centers around George Clooney's recent decision to dye his hair, sparking debates among the hosts about age, appearance, and public perception.
Mike Ryan [04:39]: "George Clooney, who has a dye job but is famously salt and pepper guy. Guy owns the gray look."
Jessica [05:08]: "I didn't say it wasn't good. Oh, it's not good, but it's jarring to me."
The hosts discuss the implications of Clooney's change, reflecting on societal expectations of male celebrities and the personal impact of aging. They share personal anecdotes about their own experiences with gray hair, adding depth to the conversation.
This segment blends humor with genuine reflections on aging and self-image, illustrating the hosts' ability to balance light-hearted banter with meaningful discussions.
The discussion takes a more serious turn as the hosts analyze former coach Stan Van Gundy's public apology following his termination from a coaching position.
Chris Cody [09:13]: "I told him he has nothing to apologize for. We have not had better segments than that recently."
Mike Ryan [10:05]: "If Samson had merely said what Stan Van Gundy was saying, he might not have been invited back."
The hosts debate the nature of public apologies, media scrutiny, and the personal toll of job loss. They explore the different emotional responses individuals may have when facing termination, contrasting high-profile cases with personal experiences.
This segment highlights the complexities of professional setbacks, emphasizing empathy and understanding toward those who experience job loss.
In a heartfelt tribute, the hosts remember Mike Patrick, a beloved football broadcaster who recently passed away.
Chris Cody [27:18]: "Mike Patrick was quietly professional in the broadcast space never to look at me. So it never becomes Gus Johnson, or whatever it is, has personality that evolves the game but doesn't stay totally out of the way of the game."
Mike Ryan [28:41]: "I loved Mike Patrick on ACC basketball... I thought they were hilarious. I love Mike Patrick's style of doing those games."
The hosts express their admiration for Mike Patrick's broadcasting style, reminiscing about memorable moments and his influence on sports broadcasting. They contrast his understated professionalism with the more flamboyant styles of modern broadcasters, lamenting the loss of such authentic voices in the industry.
Transitioning back to sports topics, the hosts delve into the performance of NBA coaches, particularly focusing on Brian Keefe, deemed the worst coach in the league based on player votes.
Jessica [17:52]: "It turned out to be great because she's lived a happy and full life there. But it was ten grand to save my dog's life in a single income family that was, you know, it wasn't."
Mike Ryan [18:30]: "No, no, no, I don't know Brian Keefe is. Does anybody? No, no. Who is Brian Keefe?"
The conversation uncovers a lack of awareness about Brian Keefe among the hosts, leading to a broader discussion on coaching efficacy and recognition in the NBA. They debate the criteria for evaluating coaches and the disconnect that can exist between players' perceptions and public awareness.
A poignant segment addresses the financial challenges pet owners face, especially in the context of unforeseen circumstances like job loss.
Chris Cody [19:35]: "3/4 of pet owners would go into debt for their pet... how much do you think a gallon of milk weighs?"
Jessica [20:13]: "Owning a pet is really expensive... Most people don't."
The hosts explore the emotional and financial bonds between pet owners and their animals, discussing the ethical dilemmas of prioritizing pet care over personal financial stability. Personal stories are shared, highlighting the lengths to which individuals will go to ensure the well-being of their pets, even at significant financial cost.
This discussion underscores the deep responsibilities and emotional investments involved in pet ownership, resonating with listeners who may face similar challenges.
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts reflect on the evolution of sports broadcasting and the increasing polarizing nature of public criticism.
Chris Cody [29:25]: "I don't think people understand how difficult it is to be someone who is quietly professional in the broadcast space never to look at me."
Mike Ryan [31:19]: "I just miss the time where, yeah, people had their opinions, maybe, but they weren't just totally pushed into those opinions because of social media."
The hosts lament the decline of the professional broadcasting demeanor exemplified by Mike Patrick, attributing the shift to the rise of social media and instant feedback culture. They discuss the rarity of broadcasters who maintain professionalism without becoming flamboyant or overly partisan, emphasizing the importance of authentic and steady voices in sports media.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz delivers a multifaceted episode that seamlessly transitions from light-hearted humor to serious discussions about personal struggles and industry changes. Through engaging dialogue, the hosts provide insightful commentary on topics ranging from celebrity personal choices to the emotional impact of job loss and the evolving landscape of sports broadcasting. Memorable quotes and relatable anecdotes make this episode both entertaining and thought-provoking, catering to both long-time fans and new listeners alike.
Notable Quotes:
Mike Ryan [04:39]: "George Clooney, who has a dye job but is famously salt and pepper guy. Guy owns the gray look."
Greg Cody [06:58]: "That was my dad."
Greg Cody [11:55]: "I think when you're fired... you go first to the ego blow and to the shame and to the embarrassment and maybe to the anger."
Chris Cody [27:18]: "Mike Patrick was quietly professional in the broadcast space never to look at me."
Mike Ryan [31:19]: "I just miss the time where, yeah, people had their opinions, maybe, but they weren't just totally pushed into those opinions because of social media."
This summary encapsulates the diverse range of topics covered in the episode, providing listeners with a comprehensive overview of the discussions and insights shared by the hosts and guests.