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Greg Cody
This is the Dan Levator show with the ST podcast.
Christopher Cody
I've been asking. Go ahead and keep typing. Don't let us away.
Greg Cody
I didn't know you were starting.
Christopher Cody
You ended this last segment, so the.
Stugats
Countdown usually is where. Oh, you didn't have your headphones on.
Greg Cody
Okay.
Dan LeBatard
Okay.
Stugats
His team rankings are due today, guys.
Greg Cody
He has a deadline. You could clue me in that we're starting.
Stugats
How high do you have the Dolphins?
Greg Cody
I'm not telling you.
Stugats
You're gonna be top.
Greg Cody
Like, oh my God. I happen to have my rankings open in front of me, but it's top secret information.
Stugats
I bet you I'm at 14.
Dan LeBatard
That's too high.
Mike Ryan
Like 17.
Christopher Cody
No, it'll be in the top 15. He would never go against his team.
Mike Ryan
That you don't think 17 Dan like throw people off.
Christopher Cody
Like, there's just no way he's going under the midway point. I guess it would be 16. There's no way.
Greg Cody
Okay, first of all, the, the rankings that I have now, which Christopher probably purloined and and illegally looked at are not the official final rankings. So I'm going to come in there and help you with something.
Stugats
I'm not going to look at your screen.
Greg Cody
No, this is not happening.
Christopher Cody
No, I assure you, Tone, I assure you, I promise you that there's no way that he puts the Dolphins in the bottom half.
Greg Cody
You're not doing anything.
Mike Ryan
17 is just enough to throw the people off the scent, right?
Greg Cody
Oh, there we go.
Stugats
We got a second.
Greg Cody
Oh, no.
Christopher Cody
They're going to be elbows grabbed. They're going to be elbows grabbed. He's furious.
Greg Cody
Okay, I'm going to tell Christopher right now. If he. If you reveal on the air where the Dolphins rank, I am going to be genuinely pissed at you. You do not do that. You're getting into my business now. Seriously. He better not do that. Okay? He steals my computer, breaks the whole screen. There it is. Charge. There it is.
Christopher Cody
He's left you with just a keyboard, Christopher. He took your dignity.
Greg Cody
Just looking. Don't say anything about it. I'm serious. Okay? I'm going to tell you this right now. Are you hearing me? If you say that on the air, I am not hosting the draft party Thursday night. Wow. Period. Do you understand me? Do you understand me? The draft party will not be at my house Thursday night.
Christopher Cody
We got an average.
Greg Cody
If anybody on this show reveals where I have the Dolphins ranked or anything else about my rankings, I am not hosting the draft party Thursday night. Take that to the bank. I'm saying it all my life.
Stugats
So many tabs open.
Greg Cody
I'm saying it all my life. I will not host the draft party Thursday night. If anybody says anything about my rankings on the air.
Mike Ryan
Greg, standing on business right now, talking to you.
Christopher Cody
And now I want to push this because, among other things, I want Chris to actually take that to a bank. I want him to go to a bank and say, listen, my father. See what the teller's reaction is when you say, my father has threatened that if I take that back.
Greg Cody
Give me back my computer.
Stugats
Jack.
Dan LeBatard
Jack.
Stugats
Avery Johnson's father thinks this is aggressive. I may have exited out. I hope you have it saved.
Greg Cody
Oh, no.
Christopher Cody
1440 is the password.
Greg Cody
Oh, no.
Stugats
All right, I'm gonna bring it back in.
Greg Cody
I'm scared.
Christopher Cody
No, no, just hold on to it for a second. I'll stay here.
Stugats
And you can't see our van.
Christopher Cody
Yeah.
Stugats
Look, this is not. Listen, this is a bad idea.
Christopher Cody
I have seen him yell at Christopher this way since Christopher was 4. When he starts throwing around the Christophers, I don't need to see the front of his face to know that he's serious. And the greatest of all the threats, when he threatens not to host a draft party when it's the center of his life, he doesn't want to take away that draft party. That's what he wants to be.
Greg Cody
But he will.
Christopher Cody
But he will if you reveal that the dolphins are 14 instead of 17. If you reveal that and take away his paywall thunder. Really?
Greg Cody
You're just spoke to me in sign language.
Christopher Cody
He. No, it wasn't even sign language. He did not waste words. He just did Keanu Reeves the Matrix and summoned you over with a finger because he didn't want to waste the breath of having you test his rage anymore. He's just sitting here with nothing but a keyboard, and I gotta tell you, it looks pathetic.
Greg Cody
I want my laptop back. I'm not the least bit amused by this. I'm not kidding in how angry I am.
Christopher Cody
I know you're not. Okay? And this is what I'm gonna do.
Dan LeBatard
Give it back, please.
Christopher Cody
Okay.
Dan LeBatard
And Dan stopping us from giving it back.
Stugats
Please.
Christopher Cody
I am gonna. No. I'm gonna send them both to the penalty box.
Greg Cody
I'm not going to the penalty box.
Stugats
Put together. I'll bring this.
Greg Cody
I want my computer right here before I do anything. It'll be in the penalty box. No, I'm not going to the penalty box. I get my computer right here.
Christopher Cody
You can bring it to me. This is fine. This is good.
Greg Cody
No, you can bring it to me.
Christopher Cody
Craig, you're going to stop that now. Yes.
Greg Cody
No, I'm not.
Christopher Cody
You're. You're going to stop that now.
Greg Cody
No. No, I'm not. I'll leave. I'll go home if you want me to with my laptop, but I am not going in the penalty box until my laptop is connected to my computer. My son is. This is not your fault. My son has gone over the line here. I am genuinely upset.
Christopher Cody
We know.
Greg Cody
Okay, so how about make it right?
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, you're.
Greg Cody
Instead of continuing the joke.
Dan LeBatard
It's partly Dan's fault.
Greg Cody
It's ridiculous.
Christopher Cody
It's partly my fault.
Dan LeBatard
Yes.
Christopher Cody
That we're not able to have fun with Greg Cody's rankings of 14 or 17.
Greg Cody
That's right. Because they're serious to me.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah.
Greg Cody
Okay, Christopher, if I don't have that computer here in three minutes, I am not hosting the draft party Thursday night.
Christopher Cody
Put the clock on the screen, please.
Greg Cody
Do. Do it, Louis.
Christopher Cody
Put up a clock on the screen.
Greg Cody
That gives us our three minutes, and please do that. And, Christopher, you send out a notice to the rest of the league saying that the draft is going to be at your house because of what you did.
Christopher Cody
Give us a second to gather ourselves here for the nature of this threat.
Greg Cody
Okay, where's my three minute?
Christopher Cody
Hold on a second. All right, you're going to start.
Dan LeBatard
Don't wait till 30 seconds.
Greg Cody
Just go in there.
Christopher Cody
No, no, no. I need the. The dramatic tension of the three minutes.
Stugats
I think we have.
Christopher Cody
Of course.
Stugats
Gamble. Tension. Yeah, I got.
Dan LeBatard
I'm good on tension.
Christopher Cody
No, I want it a little more.
Greg Cody
I'll guess who Mike Fuentes is.
Dan LeBatard
Okay, again. Listen to what's happening.
Greg Cody
Greg.
Christopher Cody
Let's play now. Billy. That's a good idea. Let's play the game right now. Does Greg know the name of everyone in this office? Let's. Let's.
Stugats
This is how you make things, Chris.
Christopher Cody
And. And his computer.
Greg Cody
It's on the screen 245. Oh, boy.
Christopher Cody
I don't. Do you guys understand what this threat is? I don't totally understand.
Mike Ryan
It's a big draft party that's happening Thursday. Greg has been gracious enough to open.
Greg Cody
His home to the FBI draft. If Christopher thinks I'm kidding, I am not.
Christopher Cody
He doesn't think you're kidding.
Greg Cody
No, I think he does.
Christopher Cody
No, he does not. We are in a tense situation, though, and we're stuck in it. Like, the discomfort is real. It is awkward, and we are now on the clock, and it's very dramatic.
Greg Cody
It's down to almost two minutes.
Christopher Cody
I know. It's 2:15, which means he's still got a little bit of time. Now, I.
Greg Cody
I cannot express you how serious I am.
Stugats
All right.
Greg Cody
Yeah. No, no. On my life, Greg. I am not hosting this draft party Thursday night. Have we.
Stugats
Have we revealed anything?
Greg Cody
I don't care. I'm giving you an ultimatum. You now have a minute and 50 seconds.
Christopher Cody
It's. Yeah, it's a minute 49 now. This is been.
Greg Cody
I've never been more angry, connected with this show, ever. A minute and 38.
Stugats
We put up the LSU photo, please.
Greg Cody
Oh, I don't care. That doesn't make me nearly as mad as what's happening right now. Anybody who thinks that's me is an idiot. A minute 20, minute 15. It has to be in my hand before it goes to all zeros. In my hand. A minute eight. See, Christopher thinks I'm kidding about not hosting this draft party. Okay? On my life, on my granddaughter's life, on my granddaughter's life, I am not hosting this draft party unless I have that computer.
Christopher Cody
Why does this keep escalating? Who else's life is he going to take before the end of this? Again, I remind people, as a discomfort sweeps over the room dramatically, that this is the difference between the Dolphins being ranked 17th and 14th. And I'm guaranteeing you it's not going to be in the bottom Half of the league. And the only way it's going to be in the bottom half of the league is if he changes it the way that he just alpha ed. This room is the single most impressive thing I have seen Greg Cody do since he had a funeral for his 30 year old deck shoes. Look at the tension in the other room there, Greg.
Greg Cody
Good. There's tension in this room too, emanating entirely from me.
Christopher Cody
I'm fanning it a bit. I'm participating. Well, but you would never. Well, wait a minute though. First of all, you will not tell me that this is not good. You will not tell me that. And I'm watching Mike's hiding behind a plant and the rest of you, I can see your faces. But what he has just done is old man strength. What you just saw was him telling you as he's told you for a little while, I got stamina. And what you could do is you can go to an old fashioned bank and you can tell them that he's not hosting that draft party. If you. I still want you to do that. I want you to go to a bank and find a teller and see what they're. I just want to see an assortment of tellers, what their reaction is. And I wonder if there's some sort of crime that you could be committing that they will make you like a bank robber or something because you're just weirding out people and you're going to be escorted out by security. Do you care at all that you look at, look at what that room looks like right now? Do you do all of them have been reduced to nine year olds fearing a father and a grandfather's wrath? You have, you have reopened the scars here on. Oh, come on. We were just playing with somebody that we respect and like, why are we arguing this way about the fact that he was waving a keyboard at us?
Greg Cody
I didn't hear a lot of respect and like in what just happened. I certainly didn't feel any respect for my son.
Christopher Cody
The respect that you did not feel, that is accurate for you not to feel is a respect for a top 20 list of rankings.
Greg Cody
It's a top 32. It's.
Stugats
Any hack could do 20. Who.
Greg Cody
Does a top 20 ranking?
Stugats
It's insane. Before the season starts.
Greg Cody
Ridiculous.
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Stugats
Don LeBatard.
Dan LeBatard
I'm not going to apologize.
Greg Cody
I wouldn't expect you to apologize. Then you're a giant infant, okay? You have no control over your emotions. You have no control over your emotions when you're calling someone. Someone you know, an idiot. I don't deserve it.
Dan LeBatard
Okay?
Greg Cody
I don't deserve it.
Stugats
All right?
Greg Cody
And you're a fool for saying it.
Stugats
Okay? Stugats.
Greg Cody
You're a fool.
Stugats
I was kind of following. Oh, you're locking in right now.
Dan LeBatard
You're locking in on us.
Greg Cody
Yeah. All right.
Christopher Cody
Let's drop the gloves, pal.
Greg Cody
Let's rock.
Dan LeBatard
You should be thanking me.
Greg Cody
For what?
Christopher Cody
Every day.
Greg Cody
For what?
Dan LeBatard
For what I've done around this character. And the second gets real for you. You want to come at me and.
Christopher Cody
Call me a fool?
Greg Cody
Huh?
Christopher Cody
No, no. Seriously, Jeremy.
Stugats
Seriously, pal. I've added 10 years to your career.
Greg Cody
This is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats.
Christopher Cody
So in football, we've got Kenny Pickett going to the Raiders. We have Amari Cooper going to the Raiders.
Dan LeBatard
Can't do that shit. My parents divorced.
Greg Cody
What do you show?
Christopher Cody
You put something in the middle of it here. That is a bit hostile.
Greg Cody
Oh, I put it in the middle of it. That started with me. You're acting like we revealed it when someone stole my laptop. That's me.
Stugats
You're acting like it was revealed. We did it like it was revealed.
Greg Cody
It was revealed.
Christopher Cody
What was revealed?
Greg Cody
You said a number that is much too close to the number.
Stugats
Well, that's just us guessing.
Christopher Cody
I don't remember what it was.
Greg Cody
Anything.
Christopher Cody
You won $12,000 yesterday.
Stugats
Damn it.
Christopher Cody
You revealed the number. I didn't hear it. And he's pointing it out. I didn't hear the number. What is the number he said?
Stugats
Now he's mad again.
Greg Cody
I'm not gonna say.
Christopher Cody
Did any of you hear the number that Chris said?
Mike Ryan
It's 17. Dan, I told you already.
Greg Cody
Whatever number he said will not be where the Dolphins are.
Christopher Cody
Wait a minute.
Stugats
Oh, wait. Now the number's changing.
Greg Cody
Maybe. Oh, no. Depending on how accurate he was. You know, it's ridiculous. You're messing with my. My livelihood when you do stuff like that. Yes. Yes. Okay. And, you know, you're. You're. You're thinking of the show first, which. In that seat. I get it. But I almost wish you hadn't brought it back so you would have seen how serious I am about not hosting the. You should cancel it anyway.
Christopher Cody
You want to take it again? You want to take it seriously? Seriously.
Greg Cody
You want to something else to piss me off. And you'll be sending out a group text and you'll be hosting that draft.
Stugats
Put up the hospital photo. No, I'm kidding. Don't do.
Dan LeBatard
I like the Kenny picket topic. Let's do. That was a good transition. The Mark Cooper thing. That's how like Jacoby Myers you do.
Stugats
What?
Dan LeBatard
Now we're going to get a mark.
Christopher Cody
The hospital photo is as mad as I've ever seen him before this. But the hospital photo is something that we showed only because he had already shown it on social, like he provided it for us, so.
Greg Cody
No, no, no. I provided it to my social media followers.
Christopher Cody
Yeah, you made it out public, though.
Greg Cody
That's putting it out public. Okay.
Dan LeBatard
What does a pick a trade mean for Shadow?
Stugats
If you tweet out a photo, you can't be upset, Gabriel.
Greg Cody
That's fair.
Dan LeBatard
Who's QB2?
Christopher Cody
But this is an anger that I don't know that I've seen from him before. He says you're messing with his livelihood. I don't believe that that's true. I. I don't believe that his livelihood would be impacted in any way whatsoever if you reveal that number. I don't believe that there will be more subscriptions to the Miami Herald to get to that paywall, but. Okay. He's entitled to feel that it escalating from. He was willing to give his life and then he just gave up your daughter's life as well.
Stugats
That's where the game ended for me.
Greg Cody
Yeah. Because I needed to inform you how serious I was. I was aware. No, you weren't.
Christopher Cody
I don't think you were. I feel like we all were, Greg. No, Mike was hiding behind a plant.
Greg Cody
I don't think Christopher honestly thought that I would stand firm and not host that draft Thursday night.
Stugats
You don't think I can tell when you're really upset?
Christopher Cody
Can I?
Greg Cody
You didn't come back very soon with the left.
Christopher Cody
Okay, that was. That was my fault. I just want to examine for a second before we move off of this.
Greg Cody
Please just.
Christopher Cody
Well, I don't want to move off this part, though. It's such a funny threat to get to the height of rage and say, you're going to have to host your own party. I'm going to pull the Party. I don't think Chris particularly cares. I don't know. I know you care about made it work. I know you care about that as a threat. That threat was something meaningful to you. But it wasn't. It clearly wasn't working as a threat.
Greg Cody
It's like one text.
Stugats
Hey, we're having it at John's house now.
Greg Cody
Well, great.
Stugats
Like this.
Greg Cody
Okay.
Stugats
What does that draft party mean to you, Greg? Just so we have an understanding. Because it seems as though they're not taking this seriously. Like it would just be a text to change.
Greg Cody
I mean, I. I enjoy the league. It's a keeper league, which is itself a pain in the ass, but I enjoy the league.
Christopher Cody
I feel like you're punishing yourself with that threat though, that you want to host that party. And if you don't get to host that party, it's. The punishment is greatest for. For you.
Greg Cody
No, no, that's not true. Christopher asks me to host the party every year. You have a bigger house than I do. Okay? And. And I'm happy to do it, but in the buildup to me hosting the draft, you don't want to piss me off. You know what?
Stugats
I feel bad for what's happened here. Let me set you up for to.
Greg Cody
Talk about this more.
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Stugats
O.
Christopher Cody
Look at that. They're trying to cheer you up.
Greg Cody
I don't have their ho up.
Christopher Cody
This is makeup sex right here.
Stugats
Just did your draft on Saturday. You had a good draft.
Greg Cody
I haven't memorized my lineup yet.
Christopher Cody
He's not ready for a lobozoma.
Greg Cody
I'm not ready for a lobozoma. You stick ready. Scott, you're springing on me.
Christopher Cody
All right, so hold on a second there, will you? Now Honor.
Stugats
Minor penalty.
Christopher Cody
Two minutes.
Stugats
Murdering the show with your bare hands and a dismemberment kit in cold blood.
Christopher Cody
Murdering the show with a dismemberment kit with your bare hands in cold blood. That's a two minute penalty.
Greg Cody
Yeah, for Greg. Well, because he was a victim of a crime. Thank you, Billy.
Christopher Cody
That's okay. We're victim blaming. And now that he's shown everybody who's boss because he. He. Look, it's only happened one other time where Dominique just refused the penalty. You have to respect the system here. Even though we've disrespected you, your rage has subsided. And perhaps you can respect the delayed.
Stugats
You can leave the laptop. Just leave the laptop.
Greg Cody
But the way, you know. But the way to make up for what just happened is to send me to your ridiculous penalty books. That's a good way to make me happy.
Christopher Cody
Well, I'm sorry we're not making you happy, but he's gonna go to the kitchen.
Stugats
What are we talking about here?
Christopher Cody
Rage fueled. Rage fueled. 20 minutes where I can see everybody's scorched eyebrows in the other room because I felt like he was yelling at you the way that he yelled at you when you were five. Like it was just a completely unreasonable escalation of things.
Greg Cody
That's right.
Stugats
I've seen that yell many a time.
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Christopher Cody
You say you'll never join the Navy.
Stugats
That you'd never track storms brewing in.
Christopher Cody
The Atlantic and skydiving could never be.
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Christopher Cody
You owe me everything.
Greg Cody
You have added 10 years to my career. Yes, I have. This man has. You have it.
Christopher Cody
That man.
Greg Cody
Who the hell are you?
Stugats
Who are you, Stugats? I am.
Greg Cody
Who the hell are you? Bullshit. You're a rude young man.
Christopher Cody
You're a fool. You're a fool.
Greg Cody
I already called you a fool.
Christopher Cody
Right.
Greg Cody
You can't call me. You're an idiot.
Christopher Cody
Again, it's a fool.
Stugats
You're an idiot for dismissing how much I've helped you.
Greg Cody
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.
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Christopher Cody
Introduction. Is that for John Isner? We've been wanting to talk to John Isner forever. John Isner's a hero of ours.
Dan LeBatard
Usually he's the guy taking part in something that's dragging on too long.
Stugats
Big highlight fan.
Christopher Cody
That is correct. John Isner. This is very exciting. I. We have not gotten to speak to you before, but we have spoken of you for a long time because your. Your serve is the most majestic thing that any of us have ever seen in tennis. So thank you for joining us. We appreciate it. It feels like. I don't know if we've talked to you about this or if I've read about this, because. Thank you for joining us. As I said.
Stugats
Yeah, thanks for having me.
Dan LeBatard
How long is this question? Longer than your matches.
Stugats
Yeah. This is a long one. Spit it out.
Christopher Cody
Your physical advantages. Is there a way that physics allows you to serve better than anyone else in the sport?
Stugats
Well, yeah, absolutely. I'm able to create angles when I was playing that most of my opponents aren't. Aren't able to pull off. You saw that a little bit last night with Riley Opelka, although he lost, of course, to Carlos Alcaraz last night. He's about my height, and he can create some serious angles when he's serving. So when you're almost 7ft tall playing tennis, the serve is 100% going to be your best weapon. And if it's not, you shouldn't be playing tennis at all.
Christopher Cody
I should mention that he's won 16 ATP Tour singles titles. He's the tallest top 10 player in history. Your history. When did you know you were going to do this? As a career?
Stugats
Oh, that was. That wasn't until my junior year of college, I didn't have pro aspirations. And typically in tennis, like bigger players take much longer to develop. It just takes a lot longer time to grow into your body. So that was definitely the case for me in my junior year in college. I got pretty good and decided that, you know, I didn't want to work a regular job. So I pursued professional tennis after my senior year. I mean, I still. I went to all four years of school at the University of Georgia and had a long pro career after that. So going to college was. Was critical for me. But it actually, like some players, when they leave high school, they face a tough decision whether to turn pro or go to college. For me, it wasn't tough at all. I had to go to college. I just wasn't good enough.
Christopher Cody
Do players or fans get mad at how you play tennis because you're so singularly excellent at aces?
Stugats
Yeah, players do, and that's a good thing. That's what I wanted. I wanted them to get mad and get frustrated because that's. That's basically when I knew I was doing my absolute best out there. Has been frustrating my opponents when they can't get a racket on my serve and they don't have much rhythm. That's typically when I was playing my best ball. Sometimes I would even feel uncomfortable out on the court. But at the same time, I needed to realize that my opponents were feeling more uncomfortable than I was. Fans alike, big servers. We're affectionately known as serve bots, as Mike Ryan definitely knows about that term. And yeah, like, fans like to poke fun of us as, like, being serve bots, but, like, what do you want us to do, right? Like kick a serve in and rally 30 balls with Carlos Alcaraz. It's not going to happen, so. Yeah, but really, I mean, most of that rage comes from, you know, the Twitter spaces and stuff like that. So it's really not in real life. I think at tournaments, fans are much nicer.
Christopher Cody
I should tell the folks that we're in the middle of the US Open here, the first round, and it's been interesting so far, isn't there? Joining us from the US Open and have you seen what happened with Medvedev? I know we have hotheads throughout the sport, but where you've got a match point and the photographer seemed to feel really bad about what happened there. Your thoughts on what happened there where Medvedev is just going crazy?
Stugats
Yes. So I have a bit of a different take for. For first of all, I don't think that photographer's credential should have been revoked. He clearly made a mistake. He clearly felt awful about it. Kicking him out of the tournament, I think that's a bit harsh. If I was the umpire. I think the letter of the law, he made the right call. But in that situation when Medvedev was already losing his mind, that's much easier said than done. When you're watching this match, you know, from tv, he should not have awarded Bonzi a first serve just knowing that Medvedev would lose his shit if, you know, had he got a, had he got a first serve. So I think you should just let it be. You know, it's just a four or five second delay. No one would have complained if they just, if he just let it go and just said second serve.
Dan LeBatard
John Medvedev, since blowing it against Sinner at the Aussie, is a totally different player. This is a guy that was thought to at once be challenging the kings of the sport. And I believe this is his third first round exit in a major in his last four attempts. It's manifesting. I mean, he's always been a hothead, but, but he's breaking rackets, he's doing BJ signs to, to opposing players. Is this, is he long for this sport? It feels like that was. That might have been it.
Stugats
Yeah, he's losing his mind. I mean, three first round losses in a row for a guy like Daniil Medvedev, who's made lots of slam finals, has won a Grand Slam, this one, the US Open, it's been number one in the world. He's just losing his marbles. I think truthfully he's just mentally exhausted. Trying to chase perhaps at the front end of his career, Djokovic and Rafa, and maybe even fed a little bit. And towards the mid to late part of his career, center and Alcaraz come along and just the prospect of him winning a big tournament has just become a lot more challenging. And I think that chase has just worn him down. But also, you know, he's a big guy and he plays, as y' all know, he plays 13, 14ft behind the baseline. He's big and he's skinny and maybe his body's just wearing out on him a little bit because he plays such a physical game out there. Moves so well for his size, but he's very wiry and just maybe his body's taking a little bit of toll. It definitely does seem like he should take a break, put the rackets away, mentally Refresh and, you know, try to come back strong next year.
Greg Cody
Boris Becker said Medvedev needs professional help. If you're a friend of Medvedev or a family member, would you tend to agree?
Stugats
I don't know about professional help. I think he would need to. In my mind, he would need to just, you know, sit down and talk with those closest to him, his wife, his coach, his trainer. I think, just putting the rackets away and. And not focusing on the next tournament and having to practice. And he's got two kids, I believe. Just spend time with your family and don't focus on tennis and realize, in my mind, like, that dude's made a crap ton of money. He's been very successful. Life is all good. Take a break from it, and then come back, and he should be all right.
Christopher Cody
You played 17 years. So can you explain to us physically what it is that Djokovic is doing, having had a career longer than 17 years? What does. Do people even understand what this sport does to the body?
Stugats
Yeah, it's. It's brutal. I mean, especially when you. For the most part, we're playing on hard courts, which is very, very tough on your body. So what Novak is still doing is otherworldly. I mean, he's 38 years old right now. Of course, he's playing a limited schedule, but, like, for his ridiculous standards, he's been, like, the fourth, the fifth or sixth best player in the world, like, to date, having not played many tournaments this year.
Mike Ryan
Year.
Stugats
It's just crazy. But for him, as you get older, you certainly have to pick and choose your spots. And obviously, he's just focused on the Grand Slams. He wants to get to number 25, but he's, in my mind, the most dedicated and professional player I think our sports ever seen. Like, everyone works hard on the court and off the court. You know, Rafa is a great example that I think what Novak does off the court with his diet and his sleep and his habits, he's a bit like Tom Brady in that regard, and that's why he's the greatest of all times. Just like someone like Thomas. I hate to confess can, you know, compare two goats like that, but they take care of themselves so well. He's so strict on his diet, his hydration. He sleeps in a hyperbaric chamber. I mean, he's sort of obsessive about his recovery, and that's a big reason why he's still doing what he's doing at 38 right now, having played all these matches in his career. It's. It's very remarkable. In my mind. He's one of the greatest athletes of all time. Not just tennis players, we know that, but I think greatest athletes of all time. He's. He's remarkable.
Christopher Cody
How was he different from you in terms of being obsessive compulsive about taking care of himself? Because I would assume that you were similar. You're all. You're. You're all looking for edges, wherever it is that you can get them. And you spent 10 years in the top 20.
Stugats
Yeah, I was. I was very dedicated to my body. I mean, I just did a lot of things. I took care of myself. Being so big, I have to spend a lot of time in. In the gym to keep myself healthy and keep myself feeling strong. I. I don't know. I mean, he knows his body, like, better than anyone knows their body. He knows exactly what to put into it. Early on in his career, he figured out that gluten was not for him. He's a vegan. He has his own supplement company that. That he promotes and drinks. And just like everything he does, like, he just knows exactly what fuels him perfectly. I was very good in that regard. I'd like to think I was. I was one of the best. But Novak just takes it to another level. What do you love being able to do now, John, that you couldn't do while you were an active player? Oh, well, I like. I like being on the other side of tennis. I'm doing some work for ESPN during. During the first week of this, so it's certainly less stressful. But truthfully, like, I miss it a lot. Like, I would prefer the stress of waking up and having a match and having those butterflies and having to warm up and stretch and get your body ready. The feeling of winning a match at a Grand Slam and then knowing you have the next day off to just totally chill and try to recharge is something like, I seriously miss, because these are the. These tournaments are obviously the. The pinnacle of. Of our sport. And, you know, you don't get that anymore when. When you're retired. I get my. My fun out of sports with a hockey chat that I'm in with. With Mike Ryan, and I'm even in a tennis chat as well that. That he's the commissioner. Don't forget about highlight.
Christopher Cody
Highlight chat.
Stugats
There's a highlight chat. Yeah, that's an unbelievable chat. There's a chat about pickles.
Christopher Cody
Yeah, that's a good one.
Stugats
Yo, my movie, the South. Pickles. Yeah. So anyway, I think the pickle chat's my Favorite one anyway. So, you know, I'm always going to stay tethered to the sport of tennis and just tethered to just sports in general. I'm a sports nut. I like to talk about it. But it's very fortunate. I mean, I had a. I had a good career and I was an American. I've got a lot of, you know, cool opportunities because of that. And one of those is this week at the U.S. open. Being able to. To talk about this tournament.
Christopher Cody
But just to be clear, when you say that you miss it a lot. The chats about pickles and high lie, they have not replaced what it is to play the longest match in w. Wimbledon history. Like you haven't been able to recreate it with the text chats.
Stugats
Williams. Not quite. The highlight chat is. Is closing that gap, though.
Christopher Cody
Okay.
Stugats
That's a special chat. I'm a Cyclones. I'm a Cyclones guy for life now.
Christopher Cody
Okay. Yes. The owner is Chris Cody. This is his father, Greg. You walked in on him.
Stugats
Yeah. Is that Greg?
Christopher Cody
Yes.
Stugats
Is that Greg of the mc? Overrated take.
Greg Cody
There we go. Thank you.
Stugats
Yeah.
Greg Cody
Gotta be famous for something.
Christopher Cody
Venus Williams is playing at 45. Greg Cody has had some opinions on that. She's playing in the US Open or she was, yes.
Greg Cody
I mean, and she apparently looked. I didn't see the match, but she drew raves for her match even though she lost. I give her all the credit in the world. You know, one of the hardest things to do and maybe you can relate to this, John. When you age as an athlete, it's tough to know when to retire and how to retire because it's so much of, of who you are. And for her to still be doing it at 45. Mad, mad respect and love for what.
Christopher Cody
She'S mad, mad respect.
Stugats
Mad respect.
Christopher Cody
You were mad before because of the disrespect.
Greg Cody
Well, it's too easy to say. Has been, you know, know when to retire, get, you know, get out and let the younger people do it. If she still wants to play at 45 and can be competitive of I give her all the credit in the world.
Stugats
No, I'm with you there. I think, I think for me, with, with Venus, it's, it's easy to gear up for Washington D.C. where she played a few weeks ago in Cincinnati where she played two weeks ago and in the US Open. But her rankings, nothing right now. She's like, I don't know what she's ranked. It's super, super low 7, 800 in the world. So what is she going to do from this point forward. Does she want to, like, go down and play challengers or she want to go to Asia and play the Asian swing? Like, so that. That's tough to do at 45, especially when you've been so accomplished. Like, like she has been ob. Get to play on Arthur Ashe Stadium in a night match. Like, I'll come back for one match for that for sure, because you can't replicate that feeling of playing in that court under the light. But it's not all glitz and glamour on the tour. It certainly is at the US Open. So it's a lot more difficult once this tournament ends and you look at what the rest of your tournament schedule looks like.
Christopher Cody
I would think that tennis, though, might be something. And I don't know whether you're missing the routine here as well, just the form of what your life used to be. But tennis is so lonely and eats up so many of your childhoods that I would imagine that after 17 years. Years, there would be some relief on finally, like, I. I get to rest a little bit. This has been a really lonely pursuit.
Stugats
Yeah, no, like, for. For me for sure. Like that. That rest period is. Was. Has been nice, but like, I, I still miss it. I get to recreate my childhood, a sense like through my children now, which is, which is very special. And maybe they'll go on that. The tennis journey that I went on as well, which I would love for them to do. But definitely, like, rest is, is nice. My body isn't beat up as, as much anymore. And you know, it's. Life's all good after tennis, but, but when you play for 17 years, as you mentioned, Dan, it's like you become so routine and just so ingrained. You wake up and you ask yourself the question, like, how am I going to get better today? Even if you're not practicing on that day, you're still trying to get better, get your body better, and that's what you don't have when you retire. So it becomes difficult. It was a difficult adjustment for me. I think a lot of athletes, not just in tennis, face that, of course, when, when, when they retire.
Dan LeBatard
John, you have one of the healthier relationships with tennis out of all the former pros. You're hosting the Nothing Major, co hosting the Nothing Major podcast. You're constantly covering the sport. Is that because you were a sort of late bloomer in the sport, you kind of got really good at it later? Because there are other tennis players, Marty, that hate tennis now, and that seems to be the norm.
Stugats
Yeah. You know what I always said, like, midway through my career and towards the end of my career that you wouldn't really see me on the tennis tour after I, after I retired. Clearly I didn't hold myself to that. I just quickly realized that this sport for me, it gave so much to me and there's still a lot of opportunities I can gain from in the sport of tennis after I retired. And our podcast has been a great way for us to stay relevant because unless you're an all time great, very quickly forgotten on the tennis scene. So our podcast has been great to keep us relevant in that regard and again, like, be able to talk tennis and New York City for espn. Like, that's really cool. So these great opportunities that have come my way, I've jumped at the opportunity to do them and hopefully I can continue to do this for quite some time. I really do enjoy it. You work with some great people and it's a lot of fun. You get treated great. And so I think a lot of people would trade positions with me right now to be able to, I guess, wear a suit and talk about a sport which I should know a lot about.
Christopher Cody
Again, the podcast is called Nothing major. The U.S. open continues today. First round, men's and women singles on espn. Do you agree with Mike Ryan's assessment? If I said to you I'm polling all former players now, what's the percentage that hate tennis?
Stugats
I don't think it's as severe as Mike maybe said. I would say I'd give it 40% that, like, don't have the healthiest relationship with this game because it just, it, this game can torment you. I mean, you have, you know, so many tough losses and so many horrible nights of sleep after a tough loss. But I think overall the good definitely outweighs the bad. So, yeah, there's, there's some, here's some good friends of mine.
Christopher Cody
That's a high number, though, John. You're. I mean, that's a high number.
Stugats
It's a very high number. This game, this game can be, this game can be tough. And Mike and I, Mike and I have some friends in the tennis world that don't love the sport. I like it and I still very happy to be a part of it.
Dan LeBatard
Jon, how much of that is this generation, both on the women's side and in the men's side, they went up against generational talents that hung onto the sport at unprecedented ages. And how much of that was not just the sport and the loneliness of the sport breaking them, but the fact that they're trying to conquer the unconquerable.
Stugats
Yeah, I think for top of my head, like you name some European players, like if you guys would know, like a Thomas Burdick is an unbelievable Czech player who's never able to win a Grand Slam because of those three. I mean, like, for me, like, I consider myself lucky to play in the same era of, of those guys, but it's not like I was getting like thwarted by one of those three guys at every single Grand Slam in the quarters or the semifinal. So I don't have like, I don't have that, that feeling, but certainly a lot of players do. There are a lot of incredible players. David Ferrer of Spain, with that, Rafa probably has a Grand Slam on his resume and might be in the hall of Fame, but he doesn't now. There's a heck of a player ridiculous career, but those players were very selfish. In the top two players in our game right now, Corson center and Alcaraz are also selfish. They're going for eight straight Grand Slam wins between the two of them here at the US Open.
Christopher Cody
We've got less than 30 seconds left here, but I just want you to entertain a hypothetical with me. If I put you in your prime time serving to John McEnroe, beyond Borg, Boris Becker, all of these people, what would happen?
Stugats
I can, I could hold my own with my, with, with my serve. I actually saw some highlights of Rod Laver playing on grass years and years ago. He was an absurd athlete. So I think even a guy like labor would do well in today's modern game. But yeah, you gotta favor of course the greats like Johnny Mack and no, you know, Bjorn Borg over someone like myself. Although I haven't said that I, I could definitely hold serve against those two and make them, make them sweat a lot.
Christopher Cody
Isner you would embed tennis balls in their forehead. Thank you for being on with us. We appreciate the time. The name of the podcast is nothing major. U.S. open ESPN men's and women's singles first round on ESPN. Thank you, sir.
Stugats
All right, thank you, guys. See you. Go Clones.
Dan LeBatard
Go Clones.
Stugats
Go clones. Let's go.
Christopher Cody
Greg Cody is still rabidly enraged.
Mike Ryan
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Date: August 26, 2025
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Greg Cody, Christopher Cody, Mike Ryan
Special Guest: John Isner
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
This episode is a quintessential stew of the show’s trademark chaos: family drama, playful threats, rankings secrecy, and sports insights—punctuated by a passionate, if comic, standoff between Greg Cody and his son Chris over the sanctity of Greg’s NFL team rankings for the Miami Herald. The second half features a revealing conversation with tennis great John Isner, exploring both the physical toll and emotional aftermath of elite tennis stardom. The show blends tense and hilarious conflict, with introspection and admiration for the sports world’s mental and physical demands.
The Setup:
Greg is furiously completing his NFL team rankings, while the rest of the crew jokes about his habitual over-ranking of the Dolphins. Chris and the crew needle Greg about where the Dolphins will land this year.
Escalation and Family Comedy:
The Ultimatum:
Greg tells Chris (and the group), “If you reveal on the air where the Dolphins rank, I am going to be genuinely pissed at you… If I don’t have that computer here in three minutes, I am not hosting the draft party Thursday night. Take that to the bank. I’m saying it on my life.” (03:14–07:02)
“On my life, on my granddaughter’s life, I am not hosting this draft party unless I have that computer.”
— Greg Cody (09:01)
Intensity & Comic Discomfort:
The team attempts to defuse Greg with humor and a penalty box threat, but Greg “stands on business,” refusing to budge without his laptop and escalating the drama for several minutes.
Reflective Moments:
Post-standoff, Chris and the group rib Greg over the “threat” itself, arguing that losing the draft party would hurt Greg more than anyone—a recurring comic motif about performative threats in families (19:39).
Sarcasm and Insults:
The group lightly insults each other over who deserves credit for extending careers and whose emotions are out of control.
Paywall Drama:
The crew debates whether revealing Greg’s rankings actually affects his “livelihood” or is paywall “thunder.” The consensus: probably not, but the sacredness of the list is real for Greg.
Comic Analysis:
Chris: “You will not tell me this is not good… What he has just done is old man strength… This is the single most impressive thing I have seen Greg Cody do since he had a funeral for his 30-year-old deck shoes.” (09:46)
Discussion of his Massive Serve:
Career Path:
Photographer Incident:
Boris Becker Says Medvedev Needs Help:
“…that dude’s made a crap ton of money…Life is all good. Take a break…he should be alright.” (31:43)
“What Novak is still doing is otherworldly. He’s 38…he’s sort of obsessive about his recovery, and that’s a big reason why he’s still doing what he’s doing.” (32:28-33:50)
Missing the Stress:
“You wake up and ask yourself…the question: how am I going to get better today?…That’s what you don’t have when you retire.” (38:44)
Venus Williams’ Longevity:
Tennis & Unfinished Business:
“I could definitely hold serve against those two and make them sweat a lot.” (43:05)
“If you reveal on the air where the Dolphins rank, I am going to be genuinely pissed at you… The draft party will not be at my house Thursday night.”
— Greg Cody issues his iconic draft-party ultimatum (03:14)
“On my life, on my granddaughter’s life, I am not hosting this draft party unless I have that computer.”
— Greg Cody (09:01)
Chris Cody: “What [Greg] just did is old man strength… This is the single most impressive thing I have seen Greg Cody do since he had a funeral for his 30 year old deck shoes.” (09:46)
John Isner on big-serve criticism: “Fans like to poke fun of us as, like, being serve bots, but, like, what do you want us to do, right? Like kick a serve in and rally 30 balls with Carlos Alcaraz?” (28:20)
Isner on Novak Djokovic: “He’s sort of obsessive about his recovery, and that’s a big reason why he’s still doing what he’s doing at 38…He’s remarkable.” (33:50)
Isner estimating pro relationships with tennis: “I’d give it 40% that don’t have the healthiest relationship with this game…” (41:06)