Hour 1: I Just Got Hit By A Chancleta (feat. Domino)

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Episode: Hour 1: "I Just Got Hit By A Chancleta" (feat. Domino)
Date: March 5, 2026
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode embodies the signature blend of irreverent sports analysis and Miami-centric chaos that defines the show. Broadcasting live from Downtown Miami, the crew dives into NBA trends—especially the resurgent Charlotte Hornets—while wrapping in local flavor through 305 Day celebrations, games, and a relay obstacle course featuring Cuban coffee, Latin sodas, and (of course) a relentless “chancleta” toss. The conversation weaves playfully between serious basketball discussion, outlandish Miami humor, playful in-studio competition, and rapid-fire pop-culture references.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Sports Talk: The State of the NBA and the Charlotte Hornets (03:38–23:11)

• Play-In Tournament Assessment

  • Dan opens discussion on whether reaching the NBA play-in is an accomplishment, given how many teams are tanking:

    “There are 10 teams in the league...presently on a 44 game losing streak.” (04:01)

  • The panel splits over whether the play-in increases competitiveness or just rewards not being awful.

• Charlotte Hornets’ Surging Season

  • Zazlow and Trista, with support from Tony and others, argue Charlotte’s turnaround is the NBA's most fun surprise:
    • “Charlotte is not looking at...let's get this big three together and see what we can do...this is like, all right, we're playing for year two of this, year three of this, year four of this.” – Zazlow (05:12)
    • “...the Hornets...are on a win streak, a six game win streak, by the way. And they're beating teams...by over 15, which is a larger margin than every other team except for the 2017, 2018 Golden State Warriors.” – Trista (05:30)
  • The Debate: Rookie of the Year
    • Con Knipple ("Khan Kanipple") gets serious Rookie of the Year hype, with Zazlow saying:

      “Bet the castle that Con Kanipple is your rookie of the year over Cooper Flag...” (07:12)

  • Young Core Discussion
    • Dan: “I think I have it right when I say their best player is Brandon Miller...they've put [LaMelo] Ball into a place where he's their third option, not their first...Do I have that wrong, Trista?” (08:10)
    • Trista: “He’s facilitating, he’s playmaking, and he’s still the guy...I am now starting to come back onto the LaMelo Ball train. I think he's a winning player now.” (08:45)
  • Hornets and Miami Heat Franchise Philosophies
    • Tony jokes about the futility of trusting the NBA lottery for the Heat:

      “So we can get guys like Ben Simmons and Markelle Fultz. DeAndre...Or a number two pick like Alex Sarr. A number three pick like Scoot Henderson. Oh, it'd be so awesome to get one of those top picks...” (16:14)

• Wemby and OKC as Playoff Wildcards

  • Dan pivots to discuss Victor Wembanyama’s (Wemby’s) effect:

    “There’s only one team in the sport...that actually obviously scares OKC and distorts them—Wemby’s team. Do you guys believe in the sample size?” (17:16)

  • Trista explains Wemby’s transformational defense:

    “The thing about Wemby is he's like the middle linebacker of an NBA team...Everything changed...he can cover so much floor that even if they get cooked, he's there on the back end.” (18:20)

  • Zazlow and Trista note the Spurs’ over-reliance on Wemby and possible limitations of his supporting cast.

• The Wide-Open NBA

  • Chris Cody points to the appealing parity:

    “I love the association now...In the west, three teams got a shot. In the east, four, maybe five. And this is wide open. This is actually a really good thing.” (20:00)

  • Dan reinforces how unique the Hornets’ surge is:

    “For that nowhere franchise...to be a team that all of a sudden is fun and smoking the last three defending champions...It hasn't happened in 60 years...” (14:08)

• “Stat of the Day”: Con Knipple’s Shooting

  • Dan requests guesses on Con Knipple’s 3pt percentage:
    • Zazlow: “52.”
    • Trista: “54.”
    • Dan: “58% from three.” (21:38)
  • Zazlow: “If Con Kanipple can stay healthy, I think that one day he could maybe try and reach close to Steph Curry as far as made threes in a career.” (22:06)
    • Dan: “You put so many diluters on the front end that you rendered it irrelevant.” (22:42) (Playful needling.)

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2. 305 Day Chaos: In-Studio Competition & Miami Culture (23:51–43:47)

• Domino, the Miami spirit guide, orchestrates a 305 Day relay obstacle course, pitting two teams against each other:
  • Team 1: Zazlow, Trista, Chris Cody
  • Team 2: Mike, Jeremy, Zas
• Stations:
  1. Cuban Coffee (Colada) Making & Trivia (28:30–37:09)
     • Trista and Jeremy compete to craft authentic café Cubano with proper "espumita" (foam), judged by the brave Frankie.
     • Hilarious confusion over devices, technique, and sugar levels.
     • Pitbull vs. Coach trivia interspersed:

       “In my America, you're allowed to cross the state borders. That's the America I know. Jim Harbaugh or Pitbull?” (32:58)

  2. Latin Soda Blind Taste Test (39:02–41:17)
     • Participants sample five mystery sodas—very Miami, baffling the non-natives:

       “Dan, you got a guy from Kitty and a guy from Plantation trying to figure out which one hoopina is.” – Zazlow (40:47)

     • Results: Cody (“You’ve been to ventanida, Z!”), nails 4/5; Zazlow, 0/5.
  3. Chancleta Toss (the show’s titular challenge) (41:22–43:25)
     • Participants must throw a flip-flop ("chancleta") into a trash can, then finish a Pitbull lyric.
     • Tony infamously misses “400 chancletas without making a single one.” (41:32)
     • Pandemonium as Mike, Zaz, Chris Cody compete in barely-controlled Miami mayhem.
     • A finish-the-lyric shootout ensues:

       Domino: “I came, I conquered, or should I say I saw?”
       Chris Cody: “I came, I conquered. Or should I say I conquered, I saw, I came.” (43:07–43:17)

     • Domino slams dominoes to crown the victor amid confusion over which table is “the right one.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Basketball Debate & Miami Heat Futility

• “It is not an accomplishment to get into the basketball playoffs when...you just exist.”
  – Dan Le Batard (04:25)

On Con Knipple’s Meteoric Shooting

• “58% from three.” – Dan (21:38)
• “That’s crazy...Usually to shoot 58%, you have to be dunking the basketball.” – Dan (21:42)

Charlotte Hornets Renaissance

• “If the Hornets end up in the playoffs and they're an eighth seed. Cade Cunningham, watch your ass.” – Trista (05:30)
• “Bet the castle that Con Knipple is your rookie of the year over Cooper Flag. I know that’s crazy.” – Zazlow (07:12)

Local Flavor & Humor

• “I want Dan and his hot ass young wife to put him in a moose hat.” – Trista (13:44)
• “She reacted by looking at him funny, and she should have because he claimed to have a loaf of Cuban bread in his tights.” – Dan (29:44)
• “You wait a day, and it's harder than you in third period in 11th grade.” – Chris Cody (29:54)
• “Tony has thrown 400 chancletas without making a single one.” – Dan (41:32)
• “I'm sorry. I just got hit by a chancleta.” – Domino (42:43) (the episode’s title origin)

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Selected Timestamps for Key Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|---------| | 03:38–07:37 | NBA Play-In & Hornets’ Streak Debate | | 08:10–09:10 | Charlotte’s Young Core Analysis | | 14:08–15:47 | Charlotte’s Recent Dominance & Franchise History | | 17:00–20:22 | Wemby vs. OKC & NBA Parity Hot Takes | | 20:22–23:11 | Stat of the Day: Con Knipple’s Hot Shooting | | 28:30–37:09 | Relay Game Pt. 1: Colada Competition & Pitbull/Coach Trivia | | 39:02–41:17 | Relay Game Pt. 2: Latin Soda Blind Taste Test | | 41:22–43:47 | Relay Game Pt. 3: Chancleta Toss Finish-the-Lyric Showdown |

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Tone & Style

• Playful, Unfiltered, Deeply Miami: The hosts and guests mix insightful NBA discussion with local inside jokes, absurd competitions, and cultural pride. The delivery is quick, self-aware, and often breaks the fourth wall to riff on their own format and each other’s quirks.
• Spirited Debates & Self-Deprecation: Whether discussing Miami Heat’s trust in their front office or the futility of the draft, the tone is both ribbing and wry.
• Unscripted Chaos: The on-air games, particularly the obstacle course, bring zaniness, with the show ping-ponging between competitive trash talk and total confusion.

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Conclusion

This episode is a quintessential blend of the show’s chaotic Miami energy, sharp NBA insights (especially the rise of the Hornets and deep-cut takes around Con Knipple), playful mockery, and inventive in-studio competition. It’s both a celebration of Miami’s culture (305 Day!) and a tour de force in the hybrid sports-variety-show style that only Le Batard and crew can pull off.

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For more: All games and visual mayhem are available for viewing on the show’s YouTube channel. The baseball (and, apparently, more chaos) continues in Hour 2.

Transcript

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[Chris Cody]

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[Chris Cody]

I mean, you don't know anything about what you're talking about. And you have the nerve to pull up here and say to you, say to me that we're trying to upsell the falcons to you, sir. You're not a falcon fan. You haven't been. And if you have been, you don't know what you're looking at. Stop being a homer, bro. Get out of my home. I'm the last one who's a homer. Don't you ever call me a homer. Who the hell do you think has been saying The Truth since 1973 on Atlanta radio? Who?

[Dan LeBatard]

We've got disagreement between Tristan Jeremy on the c. O. No signs. Jeremy is giving that a hearty c. Trista is giving that a no.

[Trista]

This guy is a nut.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, that about covers it. It's a good question. Take it up with trista. You should bow. You take it up with trista. She's calling you a nutball.

[Chris Cody]

Who?

[Dan LeBatard]

I already told you. That's a very limited impersonation you're doing of bobach there. You only got the who. You don't have anything else who. I heard you the first three times. Something that we were discussing yesterday that I want to put in front of the group based on a tom haberstrough stat.

[Mike Ryan]

What do you say?

[Dan LeBatard]

So to mike Ryan's point on the Miami heat aren't accomplishing anything by getting in the play play in game. I was saying there are 10 teams in the league that are trying to lose and if you're just simply not one of them, you're going to get into the playoffs. Those 10 teams together presently have a 44 game losing streak.

[Zazlow]

It's unreal. It's unreal.

[Dan LeBatard]

But they just. They're just existing. They're not. They're not NBA teams. They're only NBA teams in name and uniform. But. But they're only out there to make sure to lose.

[Mike Ryan]

Wow. You're right.

[Chris Cody]

You look.

[Mike Ryan]

You look at the teams that are outside the play in. In both conference. They're all on losing streaks. Matter of fact, only one of them is not on an actual streak.

[Dan LeBatard]

It's not.

[Mike Ryan]

They've lost one game.

[Dan LeBatard]

It's not in Chicago. It's not an accomplishment to get into the basketball playoffs when that's. What's. What are you shaking your head about, Jeremy?

[Tony]

The play in rocks like the play in is the reason the hornets have played hard at this point of the season.

[Mike Ryan]

What are you talking about? The hornets play Hard because they're a good team.

[Tony]

No, the Hornets have tanked for nine years in a row. And if they had been as bad as they were for the first two months of the season, they would have mailed it in and have a bunch of guys with fake surgeries also, just like the rest of these teams. But because they had an opportunity to still get to the postseason, they were able to evolve over the course of the season. It's going to be the coolest test of the play in ever. They might be a 9 or a 10 seed. They might be despite being one of the best teams in basketball during the second half. And this will give them an opportunity to get to the postseason. I don't know how we could possibly perceive the play in as a bad thing when that's a possibility.

[Zazlow]

Charlotte is not looking at being like, all right, let's get this big three together and see what we can do with Miller, with Lamelo ball and with Con Canipple and see if we can make the play in. This is like, all right, we're playing for year two of this, year three of this, year four of this. Let's see what we have here so we know what we have.

[Mike Ryan]

They think they're good.

[Tony]

Yeah, finally. But they would have thought they were bad.

[Trista]

Finally. We have to get to the accuracy because below the heat there is a team, and that's the Hornets, that are on a win streak, a six game win streak, by the way. And they're beating teams in those six games by over 15, which is a larger margin than every other team except for the 2017, 2018 Golden State Warriors. And to that I say if the Hornets end up in the playoffs and they're an eighth seed. Cade Cunningham, watch your ass.

[Dan LeBatard]

Whoa. That sounded like a threat and a warning. Put it on the poll, please. Is Khan Knipple the greatest name presently in basketball? And also put it on the poll. Is Khan Knipple the greatest name ever in basketball?

[Mike Ryan]

It was at least a month ago that like a crazy person, Tony was saying that there could be some good odds on Con Caniple to win Rookie of the Year. Is he now the favorite?

[Zazlow]

Yeah, he is the favorite. Yeah.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah. But you walked it back because Cooper flag had a 49 point game.

[Zazlow]

Walk it back. Said tone instantly when I said it, tone. I don't know, Dan. I can pull. I can have Mike Fuentes pull up because he was looking at it yesterday. I can, I can say, look, the take was they're going to give it to Cooper Flag because of politics. Zazz as you would say, Paula Tricks. There's your dollar right there. Give me a dolly. Okay, thank you. So Paula Tricks, we'll give it to Cooper flag but we know that the better numbers and the better games being played by Conquer nipple and that was my take the next day he had 49 points and I said dan, look what it is. I give you this beautiful take, this tapestry of take and then all of a sudden Cooper flag has 49 points again. That's not walking.

[Dan LeBatard]

We have the proof. We have the proof here that Tony got it right when he said a long time ago he was telling you about con can. He's not wrong.

[Zazlow]

He's just early Bet the castle that Con canipple is your rookie of the year over Cooper Flag. I know that's crazy. I know people are going to say there's no way Cooper flag is generational. If you look at what Cooper of what con caniple is doing for the Charlotte Hornets, you'll be very surprised. He's had a lot of really good games. True shooting percentage of of 63 where Cooper's is more of like 54. Bet the castle Con canipple is your rookie of the year.

[Mike Ryan]

Pretty good.

[Zazlow]

It's decent, right?

[Mike Ryan]

It's pretty good.

[Zazlow]

I do decent work sometimes. And again, like Dan said, not wrong, just early and conceptual. Lamelo Ball, if he can stay, you know, straight on, straight and narrow on his car literally saying in his lane. His lane.

[Domino]

Wow.

[Chris Cody]

Literally. Despite his dad's famous tagline.

[Zazlow]

And also literally stay in your lane. Exactly right. And Brandon Miller making sure that he's also on the straight and narrow. Concanipple is the masterpiece of the Charlotte Hornets franchise to keep everybody in the same way going forward.

[Chris Cody]

Man, I want one of those. A start of build around.

[Zazlow]

He's great.

[Chris Cody]

That sounds amazing.

[Dan LeBatard]

Well, he is great. But I think I have it right when I say their best player is Brandon Miller. Like which is when Lamella ball was their best player. They looked like they looked because he was irresponsible and selfish with the user usage rate. But I don't think the nation at large knows how good that team is. And that team is that good, I believe because they've put ball into a place where he's their third option, not their first option. Do I have that wrong? Trista?

[Trista]

He's still, I mean he's facilitating in playmaking and he's still the guy. There is a one legged sort of Dirk esque step back from the other half.

[Mike Ryan]

He did it again last night.

[Trista]

He is Electric. I am now starting to come back onto the Lamello ball trade. I think he's a winning player now. Truly, the lobs that he's making. I just am so enticed by this team. But I. I gave the photo. I don't know if we have it in queue, but Andy Roddick has jumped on to the Charlotte Hornets train with his hot ass wife.

[Mike Ryan]

Oh, you know about that hot ass wife, Dan?

[Trista]

You know about that hot young wife, Dan?

[Dan LeBatard]

I do not. Whoa.

[Trista]

I think you do.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, no.

[Zazlow]

Dan, you gotta say yes. Dan, you gotta say yes, sir.

[Trista]

You know about it.

[Dan LeBatard]

You gotta.

[Zazlow]

Dad, you gotta say yes, sir.

[Mike Ryan]

We love her.

[Dan LeBatard]

What is the matter with the inner monologue and how it's coming out all fuzzy? So, Andy Roddy, I didn't like that cold feet thing. You know, that goes both ways.

[Chris Cody]

You were a famous bachelor. Maybe it was some symbolism that she

[Dan LeBatard]

was trying to tell us.

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[Chris Cody]

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[Dan LeBatard]

and all men who would wear that shirt in public.

[Chris Cody]

Stugats don't do it. This is the Don lebatar Show with the stugats.

[Dan LeBatard]

Tell me about Andy Roddick's hot ass wife. What are we doing here? What is what? Why is Zaz.

[Chris Cody]

It's Brooklyn Decker.

[Mike Ryan]

She's in that adaptation Sandler movie. Just go with it. I mean comes out of the ocean the early aughts.

[Trista]

I was watching this game and I'm like is that. That cannot be Andy Roddick. I went backwards on my league pass because of course they're still hating on our hornets, you know, putting them on league pass not putting them on prime time, even though the spurs are beating the Sixers by 40. But still a league pass. And I paused it and I Google and I said, brooklyn Decker has Andy, the Andy Roddick in a moose hat. And all I thought was, I need Dan and his hot ass young wife to put him in a moose hat.

[Dan LeBatard]

We gave the stat earlier in the show that. That Charlotte starting lineup is 20 and 2. They have won 16 of their last 19, and they've beaten the last three defending champions by more than 20 points. They do that in Boston last. They smoked Boston last night from the very beginning of that game.

[Mike Ryan]

Boston, Charlotte first downstairs would be fun.

[Dan LeBatard]

But that's first time in 60 years. Like, I don't know how I could give you guys something more surprising in basketball than that nowhere franchise that has on its Mount Rushmore of moments that a purple shirt guy on their sideline pissed off Dwayne Wade to get them eliminated from the one playoff series that Kemba Walker had a chance to win in his entire career. To be a team that all of a sudden is fun and smoking. The last three defending champions. It hasn't happened in 60 years to take out those. That caliber of team where you're taking out Boston, OKC and Denver that way. I'm not kidding you when I say it represents the best stuff that you've seen in the history of that franchise. And you have to go back to find anything like it. Jamal Mashburn knocking out Anthony Mason and Alonzo Mourning's heat to find anything in that franchise's history that anyone remembers.

[Mike Ryan]

But I even believe that team you're talking about was New Orleans, though I don't even think it was the Charlotte.

[Dan LeBatard]

It was pre. Charlotte.

[Chris Cody]

Charlotte.

[Zazlow]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, they made the trade. It was Eddie Jones, the starter jacket.

[Mike Ryan]

My boss.

[Zazlow]

Yeah, no, that was a bad one.

[Dan LeBatard]

What was that. What was that word?

[Mike Ryan]

My boss. Dolly.

[Zazlow]

He's right.

[Dan LeBatard]

Okay? He's right.

[Zazlow]

I will say this though, Dan. To your point, though, Brandon Miller is probably their best player. He almost feels like a young Paul George in the making, where it's like he can kind of do everything at that size. Where it's like, oh, wow, wait a second. Like, he could be a dynamic player in this league in the next couple of years.

[Chris Cody]

Three young starts.

[Zazlow]

Yeah, they do. They have.

[Dan LeBatard]

Damn.

[Tony]

All it took was being the worst team in the world for 15 years.

[Trista]

And Sion James, another dookie. Really good again.

[Chris Cody]

And Moose, I don't understand.

[Dan LeBatard]

Moose.

[Chris Cody]

I don't understand just the clear lack of confidence that you have In Pat Riley and this front office to nail a lottery pick. It's like everybody's like, why would we take. We're obviously going to shit the bed when we pick somebody. Do you have trust in your team?

[Trista]

No.

[Chris Cody]

I just hope that we could get

[Tony]

a number one pick so we can get guys like Ben Simmons and Markelle Fultz. DeAndre, I gave you the Aion Williamson. Or a number two pick like Alex Sar. A number three pick like Scoot Henderson. Oh, it'd be so awesome to get one of those top picks like Keegan Murray or Jaden Ivey.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, that's what you think the Miami Heat are going to do with the opportunity. And I actually have faith in the hall of Famer Pat Riley and by that.

[Zazlow]

Mike, really quick, what happened last year in the. In the lottery last year where the Miami heats pick. What?

[Chris Cody]

I was multiple years. No, no, last year, what happened where. I'm not going to talk about that.

[Zazlow]

The Dallas Mavericks had the Miami heats pick. And what happened on peace treaty?

[Chris Cody]

Sign a peace treaty. He's not allowed.

[Zazlow]

I didn't sign it.

[Mike Ryan]

All right.

[Dan LeBatard]

They go to the finals twice in

[Tony]

six years and then. Tell me about being the Hornet.

[Zazlow]

I'd rather have Cooper flag.

[Dan LeBatard]

I'd rather be the Hornets.

[Tony]

Ridiculous.

[Chris Cody]

And Wemby, too.

[Zazlow]

That was another one, Dan. I had two of them.

[Dan LeBatard]

I was laughing at Jeremy. I was laughing at how much Zaz, who's meant to look like Pitbull, looked like Michael Chiklis instead. You guys just mentioned Wemby, and I erred, I think, slightly in talking basketball earlier this week when I said if we were going in the most predictable sport with what would and should be the most predictable thing. Boston and okc having those kinds of point differentials would make them obvious predictable favorites. But I really didn't account for something that is a wild card, which is a lot of betting money is coming in on Wemby because of how OKC looks scared of him like that. OkC? There's only one team in the sport. The last, I'm going to say, two and a half years. There's only one team in the sport that actually obviously scares OKC and distorts them. Do you guys believe in the sample size? It's a small one of OKC looking really bad against Wemby only being throttled by Wemby only being able to not stop one someone defensively when it's Wemby's team.

[Trista]

Yeah, I think the thing about Wemby is he's like the middle linebacker of an NBA team. I saw him in the NBA cup, and when he came in, they were down huge, right? And immediately everything changed. And he's telling all the perimeter guys, hey, go over there, go over there. And those perimeter guys, like Dylan Harper, like Steph Castle, like Keldon Johnson, like Devin Vassell, are able to get into the gym shorts of okc, make life just as uncomfortable as the Thunder normally does to their opponents, because they know that Wemby has such the wingspan that he can cover so much floor that even if they get cooked, he's there on the back end. Pause.

[Zazlow]

Hey, yo, Trista. I was thinking about this the other day, and obviously I like the pieces surrounding Wemby, right? I think they have a lot of young, good, young players. My issue is I feel like the spurs are going to end up in a bit of the same situation that the Pistons are in right now, which is you have your one star kind of being the centerpiece of everything. And if, like, Wemby has an off night or he's hurt, or if he's just not playing well, it feels like. I don't know if I trust a lot of those guys right now, this very moment, to go off and. And have this run. If Wemby's not playing well, I am

[Trista]

a little concerned about the shooters. There's a high variance nature to.

[Zazlow]

Castle's great.

[Trista]

He can't shoot right. And like, you still have a sell who I think is a really good. Has become a really good three and D guy. And he's an absolute bucket. He's become a lot better. I think the metrics for like, left and right corner shots are like, a little bit interesting. But yeah, I think in general, you saw that with OKC in the. In the Dallas series a couple of years ago. They couldn't shoot for shit, and that's why they got sent home.

[Chris Cody]

I love the association now, honestly, it's been really easy to follow. You literally can jump in right now and kind of get the lay of the land immediately. It jumps off the screen. In the west, three teams got a shot. In the east, four, maybe five. And this is wide open. This is actually a really good thing. And I'm a child of the 90s where the sport was pretty predictable. I'm actually enjoying where we are.

[Dan LeBatard]

I do, though, want to point out, because I really don't think people are paying attention and shouldn't be to what Charlotte is doing. Give me the stat of the day music. Because it's not just that they're the most Fun team in the league to watch the style of play right now. Wait till you hear this stat.

[Chris Cody]

Start of the day, start of the

[Dan LeBatard]

day it is the start of the day. Start of the day, Start of the day it is the start of the day.

[Chris Cody]

Start of the day, Start of the

[Dan LeBatard]

day it is the start of the day.

[Chris Cody]

Start of the day, Start of the

[Dan LeBatard]

day it is the start of the day. Anybody here want to guess on those stats that I just gave that they're 20 and two with that starting lineup? Charlotte is. And they've won 16 of their last 19. You want to guess what Con Knippel is shooting from? 3. This is from Tom Haberstro when Lamelo ball and Brandon Miller on the court creating the chaos that allows him to just get wide open threes. You guys want to take a guess what his shooting percentage is from three? Any of you?

[Mike Ryan]

52.

[Zazlow]

I was going to go exactly 52. Zez.

[Trista]

Yeah, 54.

[Dan LeBatard]

58% from three.

[Domino]

Is that good?

[Dan LeBatard]

That's crazy. That's. That's basically what LeBron James, Steph Curry right now, LeBron James best season in Miami was the one where he shot 58% from the field. He decided, I'm just going to be efficient this year. I don't, I'm not, not going to play the way that I've been playing. It's just going to be. I'm going to make sure that I make the maximum number of shots that I can make. Usually to shoot 58%, you have to be dunking the basketball.

[Zazlow]

You have to be a big getting, you know, shots of bunnies around the hoop. And he's. His true shooting percentage is unreal. And that's why one of the things that I was saying about the Castle all that time ago was like the advanced metrics love Khan canip in a way that people love Cooper flag and what he's doing. And he's got decent advanced metrics too. But Khan is so good that like people aren't realizing what, what it is that they're watching. Last week when you were in la, Dan, I had the conversation with Amino. I was like, look, if whatever number he gets to is going to be a legendary number. But if Con canipple can stay healthy, I think that one day he could maybe try and reach close to Steph Curry as far as made threes in a career.

[Dan LeBatard]

You put so many diluters on the front end of that in order, you rendered it irrelevant.

[Zazlow]

You had to stay healthy.

[Dan LeBatard]

Everything that you said was rendered.

[Zazlow]

He has to shut

[Chris Cody]

it's got to stop Steph Curry.

[Zazlow]

They might have Steph Curry one day.

[Chris Cody]

By the way, we got Tyler hero.

[Zazlow]

He would have.

[Chris Cody]

And the same questions that we've always had about Bama. To buy a question, life concanipple would

[Zazlow]

have to shoot 285 threes for 15 years to get where Steph Curry is right now.

[Chris Cody]

How many decades do I have to ask if this guy puts it all together?

[Dan LeBatard]

Jeremy's pitch clock is coming up later in hour two. So we're going to again segregate baseball over there like we did during Jackie Robinson's day. We're gonna segregate base.

[Chris Cody]

Welcome to the wbc.

[Dan LeBatard]

He's been wanting to talk Marlins as well. He cannot do that. You're gonna find all of your baseball stuff in the second hour of the show.

[Chris Cody]

Have you not watched these spring training games, Dan, with the countries versus the MLB teams? I learned the other day that Jorge Posada is on the Italian baseball staff.

[Mike Ryan]

It's the best.

[Chris Cody]

Jorge Posada.

[Dan LeBatard]

He makes the salad.

[Chris Cody]

Make it the salad. Jorge Posada did.

[Dan LeBatard]

Domino is in the other room and we are celebrating 305 day. We are going to do so here with an assortment of games, obstacle courses. Nonsense. I need some help here from the group on. On how it is that we're going to do this with Domino. Who's going to be competing? What are the rules and what specifically are we doing here, Tony?

[Zazlow]

So we're doing obstacle course with two different teams that have been pre selected. All right, so our team is me, Trista and Chris Cody. That's one team. And then the other team is Mike, Jeremy and Zaz. So we're gonna have three different stations. It's gonna be relay race style. So when you finish one station, you gotta get your baton, pass it to the next guy. He goes off and does it.

[Dan LeBatard]

Mike doesn't seem to like his teammates.

[Chris Cody]

I don't like my team at all.

[Zazlow]

You're gonna have to do a lot of heavy lifting today, buddy.

[Mike Ryan]

Talk about you, Jeremy.

[Tony]

All right, Billy Joel, do you want

[Zazlow]

me to read you the list of obstacle courses that we're going to be going?

[Trista]

I think they're obstacles.

[Tony]

I think Homer Simpson's the best one.

[Zazlow]

You are human. Homer Simpson.

[Tony]

Homer Simpson.

[Mike Ryan]

When did Homer wear sunglasses?

[Tony]

Okay, how about Dean Norris in Breaking Bad?

[Trista]

BALD Jim Belushi, Mr.

[Chris Cody]

Wonderful from Shark Tank.

[Tony]

Paul Schaefer,

[Dan LeBatard]

Breaking Bad.

[Tony]

Hanked.

[Dan LeBatard]

I know, look at him.

[Chris Cody]

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[Tony]

That's right.

[Chris Cody]

This happened to me just last week. I grabbed a six pack of Miller Lite, said I was on my way, and next thing you know we're arguing about rotations like we're on the coaching staff yelling about a missed call and the game's coming down in the final possession. It was one of those nights that you look around, you take a sip and you think, yeah, this was the right call and my friendship's stronger for it. Cheers to legendary moments with Miller Lite. Great taste 96 calories go to millerlight.com dan to find delivery options near your you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. It's Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Co. Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

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[Chris Cody]

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[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, wow. That's pretty.

[Chris Cody]

Think I haven't been practicing stugats?

[Dan LeBatard]

I didn't realize we had a substitute. Complicated legacy brought to you by headquarters. Toyota 441 Powerline Road.

[Zazlow]

Second down to nine.

[Chris Cody]

This is the Don Levatar show with the stugats.

[Dan LeBatard]

Domino. What are the games that we are playing and which team would you like out there first? Mike doesn't like his teammates. Tony seems overconfident. Which game are we playing? First domino.

[Domino]

All right, first AGI to see who is active mode is going to be who can collad the best Cuban coffee with the best espumita and pass the taste test by our very own Frankie over here. Who is the best Cuban coffee maker here in the studio? All right, so first up, representing team 954 and 786, we have Jeremy and Trista with the first challenge.

[Tony]

All right.

[Dan LeBatard]

All right. So you guys definitely know how to do. And, yes, Jeremy has no idea.

[Zazlow]

Exposure station Dan,

[Tony]

if you like, peen.

[Domino]

Yeah, no, it was latte station.

[Zazlow]

Jeremy would have had it a little nice lavender latte.

[Dan LeBatard]

Look, this is. I don't know if it's the opposite of pina colada, but it's. It's very far from whatever it is.

[Domino]

This is cafe.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah. This is what ruined Trey Wingo's career.

[Chris Cody]

Frankie's being very brave here.

[Zazlow]

Yeah, he is.

[Domino]

Please note that this Cuban bread you see here is the baton that will be passed throughout the relay race.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, that's nice. Okay, That was sexual harassment in Spanish.

[Chris Cody]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Dan LeBatard]

She reacted by looking at him funny, and she should have because he claimed to have a loaf of Cuban bread in his tights.

[Tony]

Hard loaf.

[Zazlow]

Yeah.

[Chris Cody]

You wait a day, and it's harder than you in third period in 11th grade.

[Dan LeBatard]

That's actually two days old.

[Domino]

It's pretty hard.

[Dan LeBatard]

All right, so forgive me, Domino, for not understanding. Is this a speed. Is this a speed relay? Do they have to hurry up and do this? Like, why is a baton being passed? How is the game being played?

[Domino]

This is quality. Quality of the coffee. This is a taste test they have to pass. Frankie will anoint who has made the best Cuban coffee, and he will say,

[Dan LeBatard]

okay, so let's go ahead and get started. And, Domino, you lead. Please help us for the audio audience. And you can watch all of this obviously on YouTube, but give us some play by play as we go here. Domino confused.

[Domino]

She doesn't know which device to grab. She doesn't know which way to turn the apparatus. Jeremy here, you can see that he has been surrounded. He is Cuban by association. He is putting water. All right. Properly.

[Dan LeBatard]

I think he's putting watermelon water in the cafeteria. This is dangerous. Those are flavored waters, Jeremy. You can't be just putting any old water in there.

[Domino]

Trista, I think, is playing Legos. Oh, no. She's got it. She's got the water. She's got the water.

[Chris Cody]

Now, we did mention that this is a relay, so there are other events quickly. Do you want to lay that out for the audience?

[Domino]

Yes. So there will be. After this, there will be a Latin soda blind test as well, and they will have to guess which soda they are tasting.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, that's a good event to have Zaz as my teammate in. Look at his body.

[Domino]

And then there is also a Chancleta toss. Think a game knockout. Think the game knockout. Basketball, but for Chancletas. And then there will be a question that they'll have to answer as well. And finish the pit bull quote.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, okay, so we've got four. This is four games we're playing. And one of them starts with Galata. And Mike Ryan's teammate mates don't have any. Have either of them ever had a colada? What is Ollie doing near the food with its ass? What is happening here? Why is that dog?

[Domino]

We're packing the coffee. All right, There's a bunch of pictures of Zazlow here on the countertop for some reason. All right, we're getting there. This is a pretty even race right now. There's a pretty even race. I think the dog may jump off the counter.

[Chris Cody]

Jesus.

[Domino]

It's okay. It's okay.

[Chris Cody]

I can't believe I'm on the same team as Jeremy.

[Domino]

It seems like Trista's taking the lead here.

[Dan LeBatard]

Okay. Yeah, she is moving a little bit faster than Jeremy is. Have either. Domino, would you do the. Do me the favor of asking both of these people if they've ever had a colada?

[Domino]

Have you guys ever had a colada before? Do you know what a colada is? Can you tell the. Can you tell the audience what is a colada?

[Trista]

It's Cuban coffee.

[Chris Cody]

Okay.

[Dan LeBatard]

Okay.

[Domino]

She knows. She knows. Jeremy.

[Tony]

Yeah, same.

[Domino]

Okay.

[Chris Cody]

Yes.

[Domino]

The answer is yes. All right, here we go. So the coffee is colando. I have some questions, though. All right, I need you guys to play a game. Play Along. We have to figure out here who said this. Pitbull or a coach. As the coffee is brewing as Jeremy's almost done. Did you press the on button on your.

[Tony]

Did I.

[Chris Cody]

Not yet.

[Domino]

Relax, all right. We're gonna play in my America. You're allowed to cross the state borders. That's the America I know. Jim Harbaugh or Pitbull?

[Trista]

Pitbull.

[Tony]

I mean, that has to be Jim Harbaugh.

[Domino]

Jim Harbaugh is the correct answer.

[Chris Cody]

All right. It's good for like a true.

[Domino]

A true Miami. And move here with Jeremy using the cafecito little 1 ounce cup to put sugar to make his espumida. And then Trista looks like she's trying to give diabetes to everybody.

[Dan LeBatard]

Buddy, that's a lot of sugar. Yeah, it's a lot of sugar, but it's going to be better with a lot of sugar.

[Chris Cody]

Hey, no helping.

[Domino]

We got the second question here. If you break down the word success, the word suck is in it. And when you're successful, you're giving people access to sucking excess. Jim Mora senior or Pitbull Chimora?

[Tony]

Pitbull.

[Domino]

Pitbull alley.

[Chris Cody]

Yes, Those. These should count as points. Jeremy's killing it.

[Domino]

Are we gauging? Are we gauging the. No, the sugar. Are we gauging the sugar? Have you guys put the appropriate amount of sugar here?

[Mike Ryan]

Eyeballing it.

[Domino]

All right, it's brewing. It's brewing. All right, number three here. He opened the can of worms and I closed it. Buddy Ryan or Pitbull?

[Trista]

Buddy Ryan.

[Chris Cody]

This is hard.

[Tony]

I think that's Buddy Ryan too.

[Domino]

Buddy Ryan is correct.

[Dan LeBatard]

How is Jeremy speaking Pitbull's language?

[Mike Ryan]

Who knew Jeremy would be good at.

[Domino]

Coffee is brewing. We're trying to see how the electricity here is working and see who it's favoring. All right, fourth quote. We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking John McKay or Pitbull.

[Dan LeBatard]

Wait a minute.

[Tony]

Not Pitbull.

[Mike Ryan]

Pitbull.

[Dan LeBatard]

Why would it be. Why would it be Pitbull? Could be. Why would it be Pitbull?

[Trista]

Pitbull.

[Domino]

Jeremy.

[Tony]

John McKay.

[Domino]

The answer is yes. Both.

[Chris Cody]

All right.

[Dan LeBatard]

What do you mean both?

[Domino]

It's both John McKay and Pitbull. Actually, as a matter of fact, pitbull. After the 2023 Week 4 loss versus the Buffalo Bills. I told you could be Pitbull. All right. And we have the final one.

[Tony]

Who?

[Domino]

No. Frankie. Frankie. She's gonna poison somebody here. Yeah, I think the whole cup is filled with. The whole cup is filled with sugar. It's okay. All right, here we go. The final one. Actually, you know, like your cooking shows, you know, we've prepped everything beforehand. We have coffee already made. You don't have to worry about the electricity here. What preparations? So you're going to finish the coffee with the final quote?

[Tony]

Them.

[Domino]

Who said it? Who said Dale Mario crystal ball or

[Trista]

pitbull Mario crystal ball.

[Tony]

Both.

[Domino]

The entire city of Miami. No. Yeah. It's on the wrist, not in the fingers. You have to move the wrist. Move. Circle. A circle. Motion. Figure 8.

[Dan LeBatard]

She's afraid of you and your tight pants and. And that hard loaf of.

[Domino]

Yeah, I'm afraid of my tight pants also. Oh, well, look, the electricity is working here. We have the coffee, but they're already at the espomita phase. Here we are. I think Trista's still figuring out the motion of the wrist action here for this pumita. Jeremy looks like he is an actual true Miami. No, there's no cheating. Guys, at your state stations, please. At your stations. Don't. Don't proceed to the next area.

[Zazlow]

Whip his ass.

[Trista]

This is bad.

[Domino]

And we have Ollie here still overlooking on top of the counter.

[Tony]

Dog, the water was too cold.

[Domino]

All right, now let's go ahead and pour a shot for Frankie over here.

[Trista]

Dog, it's not ready.

[Domino]

Oh, that is some fine looking. That is some fine looking at pumida. That is some fine looking at pumida.

[Dan LeBatard]

Domino, do you have any projections here? It seems like Jeremy's going to win this.

[Domino]

I think Jeremy Trista had taken over in the middle of the competition. And then now it looks like Jeremy's taking the lead. And it looks like his espumida is pretty fine. He's being gentle with his stir chef like. All right, let's pour it up. We have our ounces shot glasses here. Frankie. Suspicious for those that may.

[Dan LeBatard]

Frankie is. Is brave. Let's see. Frankie, you give it a 1 to 10 here on how good this is. Go ahead. This is Jeremy's.

[Domino]

He's kind of nervous.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, he should be. They're amateurs.

[Domino]

He consumed the whole. The whole shot. The baton. The baton has passed.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, wow. Wait. Oh, wait. He's got a hand together. All right. But he's got a trace. Yeah. Okay, let's see here. But Jeremy gets to go here. Trista seems to be leaking confidence. She does not.

[Domino]

I think she's no nervous because of my tights.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, she. She seems to be in a state of disrepair. This has got a lot of sugar in it. Frankie, you tell Us. Whose is better here? Mike is optimistic because he. He's very happy with what Jeremy did there. Oh, he spit it out, all right. But he.

[Domino]

But he tasted it. Tasted it.

[Dan LeBatard]

You keep going.

[Domino]

Pass the baton. Pass the baton.

[Dan LeBatard]

She gets the baton.

[Domino]

She gets the baton, but she can't get married is what Frankie's saying.

[Dan LeBatard]

Okay, that is no good. He spit it out. And now we. We move the Cuban bread over into another obstacle course where Domino is shuffling into position. Way too much navel, way too much tight pants, Way too much discomfort. Every I fe. I see people scurrying in the room away from Domino's pants, his tights. What Domino. So what's the next game we're going to here?

[Domino]

So right now, they are consuming five different Latin sodas.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, wow. So this is good here. All right, so this game here, I'm not going to tell people what any these things are, but let's see how we play this. Explain to us how we're gonna do this taste test, Domino.

[Domino]

So right now, Cody just had consumed his first soda, and he's going to guess what he consumed. So he has five cans that he's tasting and the five cans behind him, and he's going to place what he's consuming. Cody, what was that first one you think you taste?

[Zazlow]

Apple.

[Tony]

Tastes like apple.

[Domino]

That one, the first one tastes like what? Apple, apple, masana.

[Dan LeBatard]

Okay, so. But Zaz doesn't have any idea what he's tasting here. He is a soda drinker's body, but he doesn't. He's not tried any of these things. He's not gonna like any of them. Them.

[Mike Ryan]

That's the problem here. It's.

[Zazlow]

It's.

[Mike Ryan]

It's totally a guessing game for me. I. I don't know soda well, but

[Dan LeBatard]

these sodas wouldn't be sodas. You'd know anyway, so you've just got to give us.

[Mike Ryan]

How do you know that? You're stereotyping me.

[Domino]

Zaz, have you ever been to a ventanida?

[Mike Ryan]

Yes.

[Domino]

You should definitely have had these at your nearest ventanida.

[Tony]

I'm just guessing.

[Domino]

What are we tasting? What are we tasting? Give me some tasty notes. Give the people at home some taste.

[Tony]

It's like fruity. I can't tell what fruit the first one tastes like. Apple. I'm just guessing on the rest. I have no idea what I'm drinking.

[Domino]

All right, we're on to the fourth soda. Cody here. It seems like Zazzle is going on to the fourth soda as well.

[Dan LeBatard]

Zaz is not gonna like My third. But

[Domino]

what are we tasting?

[Mike Ryan]

I'm giving that a go.

[Domino]

All right, here's the guesses here. The first guesses. Carmen over here. The lovely Carmen is going to tell.

[Dan LeBatard]

None of them are right.

[Tony]

None.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, no.

[Domino]

How about Cody over here?

[Zazlow]

Me?

[Dan LeBatard]

You guys are terrible at this one, right?

[Domino]

Only one right.

[Dan LeBatard]

10 between.

[Domino]

Has zero right between the two of them.

[Chris Cody]

Come on. Says you got. Shuffle them up.

[Dan LeBatard]

One out of ten, right?

[Zazlow]

Dan, you got a guy from kitty and a guy from plantation trying to figure out which one hoopina is.

[Chris Cody]

Give me a break.

[Dan LeBatard]

Is a great word. It's got a pineapple on the COVID guys. Pineapple. You didn't taste the pineapple in the four in the hoopina, right?

[Mike Ryan]

Four, right.

[Domino]

Four right. We have four. Cody went from one to four correct. Zazlo still has zero correct. Cody Anthony. He has got it. Pass the baton.

[Dan LeBatard]

Cody knows.

[Domino]

Cody knows. He's been to event Z.

[Dan LeBatard]

Z. You got nothing right.

[Domino]

You got zero correct.

[Tony]

I gave Zaz such a lead.

[Domino]

One right.

[Chris Cody]

No, you didn't.

[Domino]

And we have the Chun toss happening right now. Tony is trying to complete the knockout round. Once he scores a chancleta, he will have to finish a pitbull lyric.

[Dan LeBatard]

Chris, Cody, you once again overachieved and surprised people. And now Tony is just spending the entire time trying to toss chancletas into a garbage can with a giant lead. Zaz, you gotta get Mike Ryan in the game. Tony has thrown 400 chancletas without making a single one. Mike's gonna get a chance. You gotta get the hard loaf of bread over to Mike. Zaz, let's go.

[Mike Ryan]

Keep yelling at me. That helps.

[Domino]

I think Zaz is sabotaging Mike on purpose.

[Chris Cody]

How many?

[Domino]

Three right. Zazlow stood three sodas correct.

[Mike Ryan]

This one's right.

[Tony]

I don't know how I got it right so fast.

[Domino]

As Tony proves that he's never shot a free throw.

[Dan LeBatard]

No, he. He came very close to making that.

[Domino]

And the baton is being passed fast.

[Tony]

That's as fast as Zaz moves right there.

[Dan LeBatard]

Okay, so Mike's in the game. Tony has. Tony has missed 400 CH. Mike Ryan is now trying to get in the game.

[Domino]

I would have been stiff. Arms are happening to grab the shankleta.

[Tony]

Oh, no.

[Domino]

Shoulder block.

[Dan LeBatard]

Domino. Can you please tell me what happens after this once?

[Domino]

I'm sorry. I just got hit by a chunkleta.

[Dan LeBatard]

Once one of them makes a chancleta, what ends up happening next?

[Domino]

They will have to finish the pitbull lyric that I provide. The first one to provide to finish The Lyric will win and have to go slam a double anyway on your. On your countertop.

[Tony]

This is chaos.

[Dan LeBatard]

So that is what's wind. What wins here at the end is a domino being slapped down after somebody has successfully. Oh, my God.

[Domino]

I came, I conquered. Or should I say I saw?

[Chris Cody]

I came, I conquered. Or should I say I conquered? I saw, I came. No, I. I conquered. I saw, I conquered, I came.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yes.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah.

[Tony]

Damn it, Tony.

[Dan LeBatard]

Domino. Slam the domino. That's it.

[Domino]

Okay, Tony, but the time is money. Only difference is I own it. Now let's stop. And I think. Mike. Oh, my.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, Tony.

[Chris Cody]

He didn't do it on the right one. Mike,

[Dan LeBatard]

he didn't slam it on the right table. He's winded. What's the right table? Okay.

[Domino]

No, that's the wrong table.

[Dan LeBatard]

Why did he slap.

[Domino]

Only difference is I own it. Now let's stop.

[Dan LeBatard]

Is it a table out there? Why is there a loaf of bread on the floor? Close your eyes. Exhale.

[Trista]

Feel your body relax. And let go of whatever you're carrying today. Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts

[Dan LeBatard]

in time for this class.

[Trista]

I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, my gosh. They're so fast. And breathe.

[Trista]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry.

[Domino]

Namaste.

[Trista]

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[Domino]

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