Hour 1: It's The Egg Bowl (feat. Lucy Rohden)

Summary

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: It's The Egg Bowl (feat. Lucy Rohden)

Date: November 25, 2025

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Episode Overview

Live from the Elser Hotel in downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Lucy Rohden, and the crew bring their signature blend of sports, irreverent humor, and pop-culture takes—this time with a heavy focus on the vibe in college football, particularly the fate of Florida and Florida State, the high-stakes Ohio State-Michigan rivalry, the coaching carousel (with Lane Kiffin at the center), and what happens when tradition, futility, and chaos collide in late November. Lucy checks in with Gators fans in Gainesville, and the group reflects on what it means to be a college football “legend” and the unique energies of rivalry games like the Egg Bowl. As always, sidetracks and laughs abound.

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On the Scene in Gainesville: Lucy Rohden’s Gators Dispatch

(01:13 – 07:00)

Key Points & Insights:

• Gators Fandom in Trying Times: Lucy interviews a group of Florida fans tailgating on campus. Spirits are (predictably) low, with near-comical detachment from the actual team this season.
  • One fan admits, “To be honest, I haven’t really been tracking it.”
    —Chris, (02:12)
  • Lucy jokes, “We’re watching a friendship breakup live right now.” (01:50)
• Head Coach Limbo: Most fans express little attachment to recently-fired Billy Napier, nor do they know much about the coaching search.
  • “Did you know they fired their head coach? …Did you know that Billy Napier was the coach?” (03:06)
  • Consensus among fans: Lane Kiffin is the dream hire, with heavy skepticism he’ll actually take the job (03:33 – 04:00).
• Comedic Detachment & Gator Pride: Lucy awards the “Nuttiest Fan” title to a particularly detached (but loyal) fan: “He loves the Gators so much that he doesn’t give a crap about what’s going on.” (05:06)

Memorable Moments:

• Extended riff on the GIANT every-episode Spanish moss and trees in Gainesville.
  • “Look at that tree. Good tree. Breaking news: this is a sable palm, the official state tree of Florida. We’re really just doing tree content. They can’t all be winners, you know.” —Lucy (02:36)

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Florida & FSU: Dysfunction and the Cost of Change

(07:14 – 10:48)

• Florida State’s Stuck Situation: Lucy and Mike break down why FSU has to keep Mike Norvell despite another rough season:
  • “It’s pretty simple why they cannot afford to fire him. I think it’s $56 million to get rid of Norvell, $72 [million] to get rid of his staff… Florida State just feels like they’re cutting their losses right now by being like, you know what, we’re just going to wait another year.” —Lucy, (07:48)
• Transfer Portal Luck: The group points out Norvell’s only real success came from the transfer portal, not high school recruiting, and they’ve “just not gotten lucky with the portal” lately (09:02).
• Big Picture: Both Florida and Florida State are mired in disappointment, facing enormous buyouts and lackluster on-field product, and fan apathy is palpable.

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Ohio State–Michigan: A Rivalry on the Edge

(10:48 – 15:44)

Stakes, Vibes, and Predictions

• Ohio State’s Moment of Truth:
  • Dan: "[Ryan Day] is 81–10…but has lost the last four times to Michigan. They play Michigan this weekend. This is going to feel like a giant epic adventure." (10:48)
  • Lucy: “This is it for Ryan Day…It’s weird because they’re the number one team in the nation and they look like it…this is the hump you can’t get over.” (11:30)
• Chaos Scenarios: The panel discusses playoff scenarios, the meaning if Michigan wins, and the peculiar playoff implications that could follow.
  • “I defy anyone here to stand behind the opinion of Michigan’s going to do that to Ohio State again.” —Mike, challenging the room (13:03)
  • Chris: "I'll say it: Michigan wins. My words mean nothing. That would really, really suck." (15:08)
• The Emotional Toll:
  • “He’s going to lose the game for a fifth time…That’s Rose being pepper sprayed and it’s cruel.” —Mike, referencing a wild past rivalry moment (15:22)

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Coaching Carousel: Lane Kiffin and the Egg Bowl Energy

(19:54 – 24:51)

Lane Kiffin: Unstoppable or Overhyped?

• Lane’s Teflon Reputation: The panel mocks how Kiffin, despite a middling record against ranked teams (“13–25!”), can seemingly get any job he wants.
  • “Everybody is dying to have him…and it’s like, no, Lane’s going to land in a wonderful place because you don’t give a shit if I win or not.” —Dan, (20:56)
• Egg Bowl Weirdness: Lucy predicts Ole Miss could lose to Mississippi State, thanks to the “dark, weird energy in Starkville” and the unique phenomena of the Egg Bowl.
  • “It’s the Egg Bowl. That helps everything.” —Lucy, (21:34)
  • “You don’t get Starkville. You don’t get the Egg Bowl.” —Lucy schooling Dan and Mike, (26:22)
• Coaching Rumors & Fallout:
  • If Kiffin leaves (likely for LSU), it could torpedo not just Ole Miss’s postseason but also leave Florida scrambling—with odd names in the rumor mill.
    • “Do not be surprised if…you’re going to hear Urban Meyer…Don’t be surprised to hear Dabo’s name.” —Dan, (25:17)
  • Lucy: “Arkansas has been trying to make Dabo to Arkansas happen. They have been crazy online.” (25:30)

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College Football Tradition & Ridiculousness

(26:37 – 29:34)

Celebrations and Internet Oddities

• Transfer of the Axe: A tangent on the quirky “Axe” rivalry between Stanford and Cal, with ritualized on-field staring contests and awkward tension.
  • Chris: “A bunch of nerds walk out…they just stare at each other for about three minutes of game time.” (26:45)
• Internet Minute: Lucy shares a viral story of a Missouri judge suspended for excessive Elvis references
  • “He would show up to court dressed as Elvis and he would do Elvis voices…and finally someone reported him.” —Lucy, (28:01)
  • The group begins trading Elvis puns and impressions:
    • Dan: “He’s trying to make the jailhouse rock.” (28:40)
    • “I think you’re the devil in disguise.” (29:06)

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Sidetracks: What Makes a Local Legend?

(34:18 – 40:48)

South Florida Media: Who’s Legendary?

• Legend Status: Debating which local media personalities deserve “legend” status in South Florida sports radio/TV.
  • “Anyone who can work in this market for 15 years is a legend.” —Mike, (39:39)
  • Panel votes on names: ‘Zagaki? Yes. Frito? No. Bob Wischusen? ‘Legend, but not a South Florida legend.’”
• Inside Joke: Lengthy reminiscing about working with old radio pros, quirks, starstruck moments, and “if you just gotta be around for a while."

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Quick Hits & Running Bits

• Fashion in the Cold: Lucy schools Zaz on surviving Midwest college towns in winter, berating his fashion ("lawn work shoes") and convincing him he needs actual cold weather gear for fieldwork in Madison or Ann Arbor (30:30 – 32:26).
• Miami Hater Revelation: Mike explores Lucy's alleged anti-Miami bias, to which Dan confirms, “She’s happy when anything bad happens [in Miami].” (35:10)
• Podcast Game: The crew plays "Real or Fake Podcast," riffing on the silly proliferation of sports-adjacent content (41:48+).

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Notable Quotes

• Lucy (on FSU’s Norvell):
  “He’s not a recruiter. He just hopes the transfer portal works out.” (09:02)
• Mike (on Lane Kiffin):
  “He’s 13 and 25 against ranked opponents. He can have any job that he wants.” (21:00)
• Dan (on Gainesville):
  “That’s always my takeaway from Gainesville. Such nice trees.” (06:51)
• Lucy (on Ohio State-Michigan):
  “If this is the hump you can’t get over…Ryan Day…has everything in front of him to win this year. It’s just such a weird little, like, monkey on his back.” (11:30)
• Dan (on the Egg Bowl energy):
  “It’s not just the Egg Bowl. That’s the dark arts right there…” (21:42)

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Segment Timestamps

• 01:13 – 07:00 – Lucy at Florida: Fan pain, coaching, and Gator detachment
• 07:48 – 10:48 – FSU money trap and Norvell’s shaky foundations
• 10:48 – 15:44 – Ohio State vs Michigan: Playoff stakes and Day’s career-defining moment
• 19:54 – 24:51 – Lane Kiffin carousel, Egg Bowl chaos, and ripple effects
• 26:37 – 29:34 – Rivalry game rituals, axe transfer, and Lucy’s Internet Minute
• 34:18 – 40:48 – Who’s really a South Florida legend?
• 30:30 – 32:26 – College sideline fashion (Lucy scolds Zaz)
• 41:48+ – Podcast game/inside jokes

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Tone and Style

The show’s tone is deeply irreverent, blending sarcasm, hyperbole, and genuine sports insight. Lucy’s deadpan college football dispatches contrast nicely with the panel’s running bits and hot takes, letting the episode serve as both a roast and a celebration of college football’s weird energy.

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Summary prepared for listeners who want every nuance, joke, and storyline from an episode true to the Le Batard Show’s DNA.

Transcript

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[Jeremy]

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[Lucy]

Hey, Dan, it's me, Lucy. And we are here on the beautiful University of Florida campus. And the thing about off roading is we schedule these trips out months and months and months in advance when things looked a little different for Florida. Thank you, sir. Tell us about this outfit you got on today.

[Mike]

Oh, it was something I created. I'm that hard gator fan. The helmet I painted myself.

[Lucy]

Wow. Painted the helmet himself. You would have never been able to tell. I can't believe you painted that. You have some talent. How do we make our friendship work on a day like this?

[Mike]

It's tough. It's really tough.

[Lucy]

This is the. We're watching a friendship breakup live right now.

[Zaz]

Depends who wins.

[Jeremy]

Honestly.

[Lucy]

Well, that's going in your favor.

[Mike]

He's my ride home.

[Lucy]

So how would you describe this season of Florida football? Underwhelming, unfortunate, depressing. Would you guys die for the program?

[Zaz]

I spent 40 grand a year to come here.

[Lucy]

So that's a yes.

[Chris]

To be honest, I haven't really been tracking it.

[Lucy]

Okay, so then why is your face painted like this if you don't watch?

[Chris]

I mean, I can represent.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Chris]

I mean, it doesn't. I don't have to watch them all.

[Zaz]

The time, but I do like them in my team.

[Lucy]

Represent the team that you don't watch. Is this your first Florida game?

[Mike]

It is.

[Lucy]

What do you think so far?

[Mike]

I actually love the atmosphere so far.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's really nice.

[Lucy]

The trees are awesome here.

[Mike]

Very.

[Lucy]

I feel like the Lorax, the way I speak for these trees. Look at that tree. Look at this tree. Look at that tree. Good tree. Breaking news. This is a sable palm and is the official state tree of Florida. We're really just doing tree content. They can't all be winners, you know. Were you a Billy Napier guy?

[Dan Le Batard]

Hell, no.

[Jeremy]

Not a single bit.

[Zaz]

I love him as a person. I think out of our last few.

[Dan Le Batard]

Head coaches, I will say he had.

[Zaz]

He had a soft spot for him.

[Lucy]

Rough. That was a real long way to say no. Did you know they fired their head coach?

[Zaz]

No, I did not.

[Lucy]

They did a couple weeks ago. Hey, did you know that Billy Napier was the coach?

[Zaz]

No, ma'.

[Mike]

Am.

[Lucy]

I kind of love you.

[Zaz]

I'm here to represent.

[Mike]

That's it. It's my team.

[Lucy]

You keep saying that and you don't know anything that's going on. Okay, so if we had our ideal choice for head coach, who would you guys pick?

[Dan Le Batard]

LeBron. Yeah, he's him. He's him.

[Lucy]

I agree with that. I agree with that 100%. Is that our top choice for the open job is Lane Kiffin.

[Zaz]

100%. 100%.

[Lucy]

Are you nervous he's gonna go to LSU? A little bit. They're gonna offer him a lot of money. If you don't get Lane Kiffin, who do you want?

[Zaz]

Anybody but Mario Cristobal. I know.

[Mike]

He's not even on the board.

[Zaz]

I just don't like him.

[Mike]

Fair enough.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah.

[Lucy]

This is a Miami based show, so we approve of that message. Actually, you got the one Miami hater here who's in a worse spot, Florida or Florida State? Florida State. They owe him like 75 million dol still and the coaching staff over 100 million.

[Mike]

It's like the battle of mid. I'm happy they losing. Yeah. As long as we get that win, it'll be a great season. It's a win for us.

[Lucy]

Sean McGill is here. Son of Ron McGill. He has confirmed that these are real. And I asked, where do you buy a Gator skull like this? And he was like, I don't know. A gas station. How has your experience been with Tennessee fans today? Have you talked to any of them? Not really. We just been tailgating with ourselves. Have you heard Rocky Top? Do you guys know that song? Yeah, we haven't heard it today. We haven't heard it Today. What do you think of it?

[Zaz]

It's a catchy song, unfortunately. Catchy?

[Lucy]

It is a banger. Is it better than Won't Back Down? Absolutely not.

[Zaz]

Absolutely not.

[Lucy]

Just asking the questions that I have to because I have a journalism degree. Do you know what they sing at the fourth quarter?

[Chris]

No, ma'.

[Dan Le Batard]

Am.

[Mike]

I know.

[Lucy]

Okay. It's really cool. I think you'll love it. They do Won't Back down by Tom Petty.

[Zaz]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Lucy]

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[Mike]

Am.

[Chris]

Oh, Gators.

[Lucy]

Let's win, Dan. While Alabama was playing Eastern Illinois and Auburn was playing Mercer, Tennessee had their own version of that. Playing Florida today, it was swampy in the worst way. Deeply unpleasant football game. Lane Kiffin, I really do think you're going to like it here. I really, really do. They gave me a Lululemon bag today, and I just know you would love that. I know it, Lane. I know it.

[Mike]

Lucy, I have admired your growth here over two years. Doing these packages, they are harder to do than people understand. But this is your first work of art, to see the energy drained of that swamp because they're losers at football and you not being able to pick it up with your presence because the energy is dead. And the one fan you found with a painted face didn't know anything about what he was there for. Like, that's the most useless environment fan of the game. This is the. No.

[Chris]

Napier was fired.

[Mike]

This is the most useless environment we've sent Lucy into when she says this was planned months ago. No one could have seen what this is coming or everyone. They tried to kill Lucy, but she would not let them. She. This is a tribe, Lucy. You have not had a harder triumph since, I think the Army Navy game where they wouldn't let you anywhere near the facility during these difficult times.

[Lucy]

Yeah, it was tough. The trees were awesome, though. That's a beautiful campus.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm glad you mentioned that. That's always my takeaway from Gainesville. Such nice trees.

[Lucy]

Amazing. The Spanish moss there is gorgeous. It's breathtaking. So at least we had that.

[Zaz]

Had you never been there, Lucy?

[Lucy]

I have. I Went once before. The last time I went, we, like, didn't send Rose with me. We just like met up with two journalism students and they took me to a frat party. So I didn't really get to see the campus.

[Mike]

You, I'm not sure that you've missed much. Congratulations on making your way to like the seventh most important game in the SEC that weekend. It was an understandable choice. But before we get to Florida being dead, Mike has been wanting to talk about what losers they are at FSU since before the season. I don't know whether he's gotten any of his shots off on his private ventures, but Mike has literally for months been wanting to talk about FSU being losers. And so now where are we with Norvell? Where they're stuck with him.

[Lucy]

Yeah. So they announced Sunday following a loss to NC State, a bad loss where Florida State committed a ton of just like stupid, dumb decisions and that's why they lost, which has been the entire Florida State season for the last two years. Mike Norvelli back for 2026. And it's pretty simple why they cannot afford to fire him. I think it's $56 million to get rid of Norvell, 72 to get rid of his staff. And when you look around and you're saying, okay, we're going to spend $70 million to start over and we are not the best job available or the second best job available or the third best job available. Florida State just feels like they're cutting their losses right now by being like, you know what, we're just going to wait another year. They said they're going to take money and invest it into the team during this time? Personally, I think that's just a waste of time, wasted space. Because what quarterback, what coordinator is going to want to come to Florida State next year knowing that everything is going to change?

[Mike]

It's not supposed to go. Lucy, from 131 to 2 and 10 to. Your coach is in trouble immediately. Like, that's not the way that one's supposed to work. Ever.

[Dan Le Batard]

Ever.

[Lucy]

Well, I think what's worth noting is that that season has with the context we have now, that season was the anomaly for Mike NORVELL. It wasn't 5 and 6.

[Mike]

Yeah. But it wasn't a fluke either. But it wasn't a fluke.

[Lucy]

But no, it sort in the sense that Mike Norvell has built Florida State by ignoring recruiting. Basically. He is not a good recruiter. That has never hit been his game. He's hit the transfer portal so hard and he got lucky with a bunch of really good hits. And since then he's not changed the strategy at all. Florida State has done everything exactly the same. They just have not gotten lucky with the portal. It's not just Mike Norvell, it's the system he has built there where like that year was absolutely a fluke. He's six years in, he has two winning seasons. Like he. We know who he is. He's not a recruiter. He just hopes the transfer portal works out.

[Mike]

That hurts though to like I understand how she's coming by the appraisal of fluke, but 13, oh, like when you see how difficult it is with these team losing two games. Like when's 13 and 0 ever? I don't care.

[Dan Le Batard]

This was predictable. I wish we could go back, give Ethan the job to listen to the shows after FSU got screwed. Ethan do that because this was all a house of cards. Because of what Lucy identified, which is they got. They struck on the transfer portal. They didn't supplement with the high school. To Norvell's credit, they're trying to recruit the high school better. And he did fix a lot of the issues from last year. The offense did get better. They hired an offensive coordinator when they.

[Zaz]

Were sitting at three. No, this year. Like you were fooled, right?

[Dan Le Batard]

No, I wasn't. No, no, no.

[Mike]

I'm telling you since before the season. I don't. Look, I don't know what happened to FSU because I did see them beat Alabama like that. We didn't imagine that that's the worst.

[Zaz]

Loss of the season for anyone now. Right.

[Dan Le Batard]

I said we were going to look back on week one between and said this might be a battle of like an 8 win team and a 7 win team. Now Alabama's had some one score luck. I think Alabama's proven that they. They're all right. Yeah, no, they're solid. But they lost to Florida State. Gus Malzahn did improve the offense. It just so happens that he and Mike Norvell hate each other.

[Mike]

Now, Lucy, before I get to your travels this weekend because Ryan Day is 81:10 against everybody but has lost the last four times to Michigan. They play Michigan this weekend. So I suspect that this will be. This is going to feel like a giant epic adventure. I don't know what the best environment you've found yourself in, but Ohio State kind of quietly defending its greatness because they haven't been tested and haven't played anybody. This game for Ryan Day is the only thing about Ryan Day that wouldn't make him better than Urban Meyer. Correct. Like, if. If we're talking, like, Urban Meyer winning the national championship, the game that you're headed to is a legitimately exciting one.

[Lucy]

Yeah. No, this is. This is it for Ryan Day. This is it. Ohio State. The last time Ohio State played anybody of any substance was week one against Texas. So, like, Ohio State has been, like, very. It's weird because they're the number one team in the nation and they look like it. They've just been under the radar because they haven't really had these marquee matchups. Yeah, this is sort of it. Like, you have lost to Michigan four years in a row for the last, obviously, this year, and last year, you're significantly better than Michigan is. If this is the hump you can't get over. Like, we're not at the stage anymore where we can be like, well, Ryan Day is going to get fired because he hasn't beat Michigan. When they're, you know, won the national championship last year, they. They have everything in front of them to win this year. It's just such a weird little, like, monkey on his back that he cannot get off because this Michigan team is a lot better than last year's team. But this Michigan team still is. Like, their offense is not very fun to watch. Ohio State's defense is very good. Everything should trend towards Ohio State winning. But, like, I don't know. I don't know. Vibes are odd.

[Zaz]

Lucy, if Michigan wins this Saturday and Oregon loses at Washington, Michigan's in the title game, right?

[Lucy]

Yeah. Yeah, that's totally possible.

[Dan Le Batard]

It really screws everything up for all the other teams.

[Lucy]

Don't love that. It's very weird that Michigan is still in playoff condition. They shouldn't be. I don't know. If you want.

[Chris]

Could they get in if they don't. If they. If they beat Ohio State but don't get in to the conference championship game, could they still then be in conversation?

[Mike]

They're not lost, Chr.

[Dan Le Batard]

They're going to be ranked pretty high tonight. And if they get.

[Zaz]

They're saying best win of the season.

[Chris]

If you're Michigan, you don't even want.

[Mike]

To make the conference conversation, honestly, in front of everybody. Okay, I want to ask everyone this question, and I want to ask it aggressively. Tell me what's going to happen in Ohio State, Michigan, because I defy you people to tell me Michigan's going to do that to Ryan Day. Again, I defy anyone here to stand behind the opinion of Michigan's going to do that to Ohio State again.

[Lucy]

I'm staying quiet. Don't talk to me.

[Zaz]

It was a lot more unlikely last year.

[Dan Le Batard]

I don't think Jeremiah is going to play in that game. Tate. They should be getting tape back, which is, you know, you contextualize the last couple of games that we've seen from Ohio State. They have a great wide receiver duo that's hampered by injury. But I'm really worried about this because the. The ultimate chaos factor and the CFP that deeply affects somebody. Teams. I'm making a Miami point. Somebody stake those fringe Miami teams. Like, if Michigan, like, wins that game, Miami's properly effed.

[Mike]

So did we.

[Lucy]

Yeah, for sure. Michigan has, like, the ability, I think this year's rivalry week, like, most of the things that are going to cause chaos with the playoff or actually things going according to plan aren't going to be upsets, with the exception of Michigan, because if Michigan wins, they can find their way in the Big Ten championship, which they will need that to get in because they do have two losses to Oklahoma and usc. I don't think Michigan wins. I watched that Northwestern game. I don't have any faith that Michigan beats Ohio State, but whatever. I didn't have any faith at all last year that that would happen. And then Rose got pepper spray, so everything went kind of.

[Mike]

That's a great sentence.

[Lucy]

Yeah, I know. It's wild that that still happened. I can't believe that that was a year ago. Yeah, Michigan is. They have so much potential to sneak their way into the playoff and do something stupid if they beat Ohio State. But that's a big if. And I got to be honest, if you haven't watched Michigan football, which they've also been a team that's kind of been under the radar, I promise you, you don't want to see them in the playoffs. We already have our own version of Michigan in the playoff with Oklahoma. You don't want Michigan there, too. You really don't.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. It would be so funny, though, if it can't happen again. I just defy any of you to stake the claim. None of you are willing to state. Somebody show me the. Who is. Who is. Is the shit stir. Joey Galloway doing it? Who's taking.

[Chris]

I'll say it.

[Dan Le Batard]

Michigan wins. My words mean nothing. That would really, really suck.

[Chris]

Oh, I hope it happens.

[Mike]

So nobody's willing to stay. Wait. I just.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm afraid of it. I'm afraid of it because. Ryan Day. This is the. Come on. The right, um, will make the play.

[Mike]

Ryan Day. Come on. That can't be a thing. Right. We're not going to say that's a real thing. That 81 in 10 Ryan Day doesn't know how to beat Michigan. Even if they're vastly, vastly inferior. He doesn't know how to do it. He's going to lose the game for a fifth time. He's going to be one of the. He's going to know what that is. He's going to be. Yeah, I know what that is. That's Rose being pepper sprayed and it's cruel.

[Dan Le Batard]

Bird of prey.

[Mike]

It sounds like. And it sounds like a bird is attacking my arm argument. You think this is how Ryan Day feels? Michigan week. Like I got a number. I'm. I'm the greatest there's ever been except for this one thing, and this is that Jim is that Zaz thinks Jim Harbaugh is the greatest just because of what he started doing to me.

[Chris]

Sucker with that take.

[Mike]

All right. I want to get to. Because this.

[Dan Le Batard]

He's laughing, Dan. He knows it's a bad take.

[Zaz]

I don't know that. Yeah, you do.

[Mike]

You do know that. You now know that it's a ridiculous.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Chris]

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[Jeremy]

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[Mike]

Don LeBatard.

[Lucy]

He seems like a not nice guy, and he's always been a not nice guy. I don't care for him and I hope he has the day he deserves.

[Mike]

Oh wow, let's see.

[Dan Le Batard]

Stugats.

[Mike]

I hope he has the day he deserves.

[Lucy]

That's how I get people when they're really mean to me. I'm not like, go f yourself. I'm like, I hope you have the day you deserve.

[Mike]

It's a great kind. It's a great kind. Insult. Yes, it's beautiful. It's leaving it to the cosmos to sort it out.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's a less Southern.

[Mike]

Bless your heart. This is the Dan lebatar show with the Stugach. The thing that I want to go back to, though, because this is funny, okay? What I'm presently watching happening in college football, if you have any sense of history, is amusing. Lane Kiffin, who. Who is 13 and 25 against ranked opponents. Everybody is dying to have him. And I'm reading stuff on the Internet that's like, lane better win this one on Friday. And it's like, no, Lane's going to land in a wonderful place because you don't give a shit if I win or not. Lane could right now say, yeah, lsu, I'll pick you up in about six weeks. Can you have Orgeron handle the recruiting for me? I've got to get to the beach this weekend in Boca for a couple of.

[Dan Le Batard]

He had a great answer to, like, what about the kids? He's like, it's different now. They can leave whenever they want. We're good.

[Mike]

He's 13 and 25 against ranked opponents. He can have any job that he wants. He's been embroiled in scandal two or three times with, as Mike likes to say, burning mattresses. Where's this going to end up? Because it's laughably funny how Lane Kiffin can do whatever he wants.

[Lucy]

I think it ends up with Ole Miss losing to Mississippi State.

[Mike]

Mississippi State.

[Zaz]

Sneaky, decent, Lucy.

[Lucy]

They're sneaky good. And there is a dark, weird energy in Starkville. There always has.

[Mike]

Come on. They're not going to fumble. It's not going to be fumbled at the Egg Bowl.

[Dan Le Batard]

This is a recipe.

[Mike]

It's the Egg Bowl.

[Lucy]

Yeah, it's the Egg bowl that helps everything.

[Mike]

You guys are just going to keep doing this with rivalry.

[Zaz]

You know about that Egg Bowl?

[Lucy]

No, but it's the Egg Bowl. It's different.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's not just. It's not just the Egg bowl on that. That's the dark arts right there. But also it's a coach that is clearly checked out. I mean, when have you ever seen a statement like, you've seen, like, from Ole Miss? His future will be addressed after the Egg Bowl. This is. This has all the makings of this team losing. And, Lucy, if Ole Miss loses and Lane actually leaves, that has ramifications.

[Zaz]

Come on, committee.

[Lucy]

No, I agree with that. So I think that one, if You're a player at Ole Miss. This is the weird situation. You're standing on the sideline at Starkville, Mississippi, getting, like, cowbell psychosis happening, and all you can think about is, is, is this going to be my head coach in five hours? Because you don't know, like, the decision is happening then. I understand the ultimatum on Ole Miss's part because you want an answer, but also it's like, all right, you have just completely overshadowed this game that is already weird against a team that may not win a lot, but is very good and can be very sneaky and difficult to play against. You have all of that. If Ole Miss loses that game, which is a very, very possible outcome, and Lane Kiffin leaves, the committee, I believe, has already come out and and said that that is something they will take into account. You could very well see Ole Miss get left out of the playoff because they do not have a head coach because he has to make that decision by the Egg bowl, which hurts Ole Miss.

[Zaz]

He's already made his decision.

[Lucy]

Yeah, and I'm sure he's already.

[Dan Le Batard]

He made it on Friday. He made it on Friday. And that Ole Misstatement tells you everything. That doesn't scream he's coming back. I can tell you that Florida is trying to do what LSU did to them, which I can tell you. And I can tell you I happen to know Florida's.

[Chris]

He happens to know.

[Mike]

Second risk, Scott.

[Chris]

He happens to know. He happens to know.

[Dan Le Batard]

Gather everyone.

[Zaz]

Get the children.

[Chris]

He happens to know. So wise.

[Dan Le Batard]

He made his decision on Friday.

[Lucy]

Text me where he's going. I want to know.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, I, I, I think he's going to LS.

[Zaz]

He's the next coach at.

[Mike]

LSU's already reported that.

[Zaz]

I already reported it on ESPN.

[Mike]

Zazlow has reported that on ESPN. You guys keep pretending to be journalists as Zazzle continues to kick everybody's ass. Sasso's already reported on ESPN that, hey.

[Dan Le Batard]

So get that info.

[Zaz]

Don't worry. I'll never give you my sources. Don't worry about that.

[Dan Le Batard]

He texted me before your show.

[Zaz]

Yo, I don't know why you guys chattering, too.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, Lane is the. The ship doesn't have any leaks now, but I think a decision was made after Friday. I do know that Florida is trying their best. I like it the way that LSU hijacked it, but I think Lane Kiffin is leaving, and I think when the dust settles, he's got to be at lsu.

[Zaz]

That's what I heard, too.

[Lucy]

This leaves Florida in such a weird spot because it seems like, the next guy that you would want is John Sumrall, who already was like, no, not Florida. I don't know where they go from here.

[Dan Le Batard]

The summerall thing I was hearing was just both schools kind of collaborated on, like, let's make Auburn hire him.

[Zaz]

Oh, that's.

[Lucy]

No, that's where I think he should go. That's how that's the most natural fit. I actually like that hire, which is weird because normally if Auburn wants to hire a guy immediately, I'm like, like, oh, that's bad. That's not a good look. I just don't know where that leaves forward at all. I don't know who they go for after that because I haven't heard a ton of names outside of just Kiffin.

[Dan Le Batard]

I've heard. I've heard a couple of names and one of them is frigging shocking.

[Chris]

Go on.

[Mike]

You can't do that.

[Zaz]

Come on.

[Mike]

You can't do that.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, he can't say it.

[Chris]

I'm going to speak for Mike here.

[Dan Le Batard]

He can't say it.

[Lucy]

Text me. Text me.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay, I'll text you.

[Mike]

Wait a minute. So now he was about to say it.

[Dan Le Batard]

Lucy, I was about to say it.

[Zaz]

But say it to the mic while you're going to text her.

[Chris]

Just say it.

[Lucy]

Just say it.

[Jeremy]

Just say it.

[Mike]

Against journalism being done on this show, wherever it is you're telling us you got.

[Lucy]

That was popular.

[Mike]

A shocking name.

[Dan Le Batard]

Do not be surprised if Florida does fall on its face here and Lane Kiffin goes to lsu. Do not be surprised. You're going to hear the normal names say Urban Meyer. Do not be surprised to hear Dabo's name.

[Lucy]

Arkansas has been trying to make dabo to Arkansas happen. They have been crazy online.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dabo camp has been about. Talked, talking.

[Mike]

No, put it on the poll at Lebitard show. Dabo camp has been talking. Yes or no? Lucy, I want to get to some other things with you, but I'm gonna say it again. 13 and 25 against ranked opponents.

[Dan Le Batard]

Can't believe you made me say it.

[Mike]

13 and 25 against ranked opponents. 13 and 25 against ranked opponents.

[Lucy]

But he tweets all the time. It's so funny.

[Mike]

Might lose the egg Bowl. Sneaky, decent Mississippi State. Don't be surprised. Get out of here. What are we doing? Okay, what are we doing? Sneaky, decent Mississippi State 11 conference game in two years. He's doing a bit on sneaky, decent Mississippi State. You guys are expecting him to lose? I don't the egg bowl because of dark energies.

[Lucy]

What kind of analysis that, that is the egg bowl.

[Dan Le Batard]

Darts.

[Lucy]

You don't get it. You don't get Starkville.

[Dan Le Batard]

You don't get the egg ball on a Friday day after Thanksgiving.

[Zaz]

You know about that egg bowl?

[Dan Le Batard]

You don't know.

[Mike]

Well, so Zaslow says, do you know about that egg bowl? And you've had a couple of.

[Dan Le Batard]

You have a guy doing like a.

[Mike]

Dog urinating celebration about this Ax celebration.

[Chris]

Or the transfer the axe, Dan?

[Mike]

The Stanford California celebration.

[Zaz]

Be awesome.

[Mike]

Why are you, why are you yelling at me?

[Chris]

So they have the transfer of the axe. Cal, Stanford, every year, whoever wins the game. And the best part about this is with like two minutes left in the game, a bunch of, I'm going to say it. A bunch of nerds walk out onto the side of the field and they just stare at each other. I'm telling you, we're. We're looking at a photo here with 1 minute 30 left. This started with about in game time, about 2 minutes and 50 seconds left. And it goes through the end of the game. Game. And they don't break. They just stare at each other for about three minutes of game time. Which is what in real time?

[Dan Le Batard]

10 minutes.

[Chris]

Like 10. We're talking like two minute warning. Commercial break.

[Dan Le Batard]

And then Simon Cowell walks between them and everyone starts dancing.

[Chris]

And who won this year? So Stanford won. So they had to give it up this year. Cal has holding it. So this is the passing.

[Mike]

You've won accelerated. This is electric dance.

[Zaz]

Can you feel the tension in the air right now?

[Dan Le Batard]

This is one of the better rivalries.

[Mike]

I love this, as I called it, the ax celebration. I don't believe that that's what it is, but I don't know what. It's not like I. There's an ax involved. There's a transferring of an axe.

[Chris]

It's an odd looking ax. We can put it back up. It doesn't look like a normal ax to me. It looks like a.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's Cal in Stanford. I mean.

[Mike]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh, really? We're gonna do that? All right. It's an Internet minute. All right, let's go. Sorry. Time to get in it.

[Chris]

It's Lucy's Internet minute.

[Lucy]

So we have some breaking news out of some lower courts in Missouri. A judge has been suspended for, I believe, six months because he got in trouble for making too many Elvis references. And he would show up to court dressed as Elvis and he would do Elvis voices and he was always making these weird Elvis references. And finally someone reported him and they were like, hey, dude, you're a judge. You really gotta stop doing this. And he was like, oh, I didn't realize it took this bit too far. I'm sorry. I didn't know that everybody didn't love Elvis. I guess I realize now, in retrospect, maybe I shouldn't address Step as Elvis so much. I was just trying to make court a little bit fun, and that's what happened on the Internet this week.

[Mike]

Okay, so overruled.

[Dan Le Batard]

He's trying to make the jailhouse rock.

[Zaz]

If I show up to court and the judge is doing, I'd throw the book at you.

[Dan Le Batard]

Just looking at you, he's so pissed, you got a real suspicious.

[Lucy]

And also, it's doing, like, bad things too. Like, I think he was, like, taking bribes and stuff like that. Allegedly. I'm not 100% sure, but really, it was the Elvis thing that did it.

[Mike]

If you've got any others. Blue suede shoes, if there's anything you got in the holster there. As.

[Dan Le Batard]

As Elvis, sir, I think you're the devil in disguise.

[Mike]

You're. You're.

[Dan Le Batard]

Thank you very much.

[Jeremy]

Good.

[Dan Le Batard]

Limited fake there from Jeremy the Rare.

[Mike]

Yeah, thanks.

[Dan Le Batard]

He's got one. He usually offers us nothing, so that's great. Thank you.

[Chris]

I'm really upset right now.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, no, you're right about all of it, Chase. The look that you gave Zazz when.

[Mike]

He said Eskimo Lucy is heading to Ann Arbor for the game this week, and Ohio State looks to beat Michigan for the first time since 2019. One last thing, Lucy, before you get out of here. Tony has been riddling Zazz with judgment because he's a now veteran of going into college football winters, but he does not know how to dress when representing ESPN and the top of the audio ESPN food chain. So his teeth were chattering. I could hear it in his broadcast because it's like 300 radio stations. I like to text him that I'm listening on. On. On Saturday mornings when he's, like, dominating the airwaves. But I can hear that he's cold because he's outdoors and it's Madison and it's 20 degrees and he's gonna dress like this again this weekend.

[Lucy]

You did that in Madison, right by the lake?

[Zaz]

That's right. I'm brave, right? No, I didn't know that there was a lake.

[Lucy]

You didn't know that? That's, like, Madison's whole bit.

[Dan Le Batard]

But also.

[Lucy]

Did you just look at the forecast?

[Mike]

No, he didn't, Lucy. It's wind off a lake in the winter in Madison. Like, oh, it's awful. It's lunacy.

[Chris]

It's lunacy wearing his yard work shoes.

[Lucy]

I. I have been to Madison in November. It is. That is unreal. So you need one. A new jacket. Because you can't just be wearing a sweatshirt. You need more layers. You need winter shoes. I didn't see gloves.

[Zaz]

No, no gloves.

[Lucy]

You probably get a scarf. Did you have hand warmers?

[Zaz]

I didn't wear my long johns. I look good in my long johns. Lucy, you know about that.

[Lucy]

Why would you not wear that to Madison?

[Chris]

I want to see that photo place.

[Lucy]

You have to do that.

[Zaz]

It used to be bookshom be screensaver on his phone when I would call. Picture me and my long johns.

[Chris]

Oh, man.

[Dan Le Batard]

Lucy, see, that's. That's how a radio professional dresses, right? But the thing is, you want to elevate your game, you got to be better than that, right?

[Chris]

It's not just about radio.

[Dan Le Batard]

You got to be out there with the people like Zazzle thinks he is.

[Chris]

Why do you have a cigar?

[Dan Le Batard]

What do you mean?

[Chris]

In this photo that we're showing.

[Dan Le Batard]

What do you mean?

[Chris]

That's because you look ridiculous.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dan, you tell me. Cigar, the vibe or not the vibe? Dan, you tell me.

[Mike]

I wish Tony was having these opportunities as low squanders. Don't Tony. Tony would be dominating college football by dressing better than anyone in Madison. On his side, he'd be like, who is this guy?

[Dan Le Batard]

And then show up in a chinchilla.

[Zaz]

Like, yeah, what's up?

[Dan Le Batard]

At lion eye by 30, it said.

[Mike]

Zazlov's doing it maximum Daytona style.

[Dan Le Batard]

He's doing it. 790 the ticket. Dude, this is bigger than that.

[Zaz]

That's right. I represent home team all the time. You know when the never forget where I come from.

[Dan Le Batard]

You know, in like any movie about the Invisible man, when he goes out in disguise and puts on makeup. That's what Zaz looks like. Zaz looks like the invisible man in disguise. Looks like Hancock. Yeah.

[Mike]

Lucy, good seeing you. Thank you. Enjoy Ann Arbor this week and you will both be there. So he would.

[Lucy]

What are you gonna wear?

[Mike]

Same thing.

[Lucy]

Really?

[Zaz]

I'm not gonna be in Ann Arbor?

[Mike]

Oh, I thought you were. Oh, my bad. Even worse.

[Lucy]

Oh, then you're fine.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's a guy in Norman.

[Lucy]

He's fine.

[Mike]

He's fine in Oklahoma. Norman, Oklahoma. This time of year is going to be okay.

[Zaz]

I'm packing the same get up.

[Lucy]

Could be nearly as bad as. As miss. Yeah. That is a perfect outfit to wear to Norman.

[Dan Le Batard]

I don't know about perfect outfit. What does Amber say about your getups when you. When you walk into the studio.

[Zaz]

Not. Not that big of a fan.

[Mike]

Settle down. Figured. Okay. Yes, it's a fine. I think you've eliminated college Town.

[Dan Le Batard]

You actually paid to me in perpetuity, remember?

[Mike]

Thank you, Lucy. What is the fine? Okay. Good talking to you, Lucy.

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[Lucy]

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[Mike]

Don LeBatard.

[Zaz]

I've never stepped foot on that campus.

[Mike]

I.

[Zaz]

If you told me right now your life depends on it. Go to Santa Fe University and just, just, just take a picture.

[Dan Le Batard]

Stugats.

[Zaz]

I would die. I don't know where it is.

[Mike]

This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugach. I wanted to backtrack for just one second. Oh, I forgot to ask her. I think she admitted to being a Miami hater during that video. Yes, I let her.

[Chris]

There's not, there's not much to ask.

[Dan Le Batard]

Right.

[Mike]

Okay. Well, I didn't know. I didn't know it had been confirmed. I did not know that she had confirmed. That was the first confirmation. I'd gotten that from inside. The calls coming from inside house that Lucy, a Meadowlark employee, was an anti. She's a Miami hater. I did not know that.

[Dan Le Batard]

I knew it when she moved away.

[Mike]

No, people can move. People cannot like Miami without being Miami haters.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, she's happy. When anything bad happens in the industry.

[Mike]

That'S a different thing.

[Dan Le Batard]

Maybe he has a city, too.

[Mike]

All right, but that's a different thing, though, Am I not. Am I wrong when I say that that's the first confirmation that we have that Lucy is a Miami hater?

[Dan Le Batard]

More the last three years.

[Mike]

Okay, that's. All right, fine. So proof but confirmed. And now we've got it in the highest form of honor this show gives, which is. Yes, the echoing Gary Furman. That's the height of journalism. Gary Furman, local legend. If he stamps it, it's confirmed. Lucy's a Miami hater.

[Dan Le Batard]

Getting carried away with legends. Yeah, everybody's a legend around here.

[Chris]

You roll shook up.

[Mike]

Wait a minute.

[Dan Le Batard]

Local guy that's been around.

[Mike]

All right, so. All right, so who's a legend? Is Fredo a legend? Because no.

[Zaz]

Legendary Smelly Mike.

[Mike]

Wait a minute.

[Dan Le Batard]

Frito's not a legend. Is he still doing it?

[Jeremy]

No.

[Mike]

Hold on.

[Dan Le Batard]

Everyone. Not everyone gets to be a legend.

[Chris]

He's got to have a podcast earlier.

[Dan Le Batard]

Do you want to know. Do you want to know if he has a podcast? Because I'm good to go.

[Mike]

Let's play that game.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'd much rather this game because I actually happen to like Josh Friedman.

[Mike]

I. What?

[Jeremy]

No.

[Mike]

What? I was. I. Look, there is no.

[Dan Le Batard]

Loves him.

[Mike]

There is no bucket I like to rummage in.

[Zaz]

Not even a little.

[Dan Le Batard]

You know what time it is?

[Mike]

Listen up. Time to think fast.

[Dan Le Batard]

Is this a real or fake podcast?

[Mike]

Wait. Just. Just slow down for a second so that I don't exclude listeners who don't go right back to the beginning when I was sounding like I was wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving, and I did not know whether the microphone smelled like Frito or Fritos. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. This microphone smells like crap. When I was asking the question. The question of the microphone because we were using all the same microphone, it smelled like. Also Fritos and Frito. It smelled like both of those things. So Zaslow wants to talk about this, but he doesn't want to talk about it. And I don't think we want to bury.

[Zaz]

I'm fine talking about it.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, I.

[Mike]

You better not say that.

[Zaz]

I threw at you again.

[Dan Le Batard]

You did, by the way, but this is a different story. There was one time as a seven Day Ticket Promotions assistant that I went.

[Zaz]

Which I don't remember.

[Dan Le Batard]

Of course you don't, because you didn't think of me at that point. But now you see me every single day. But there was one time where I went after the. Into the bathroom after Frito did. Mistake.

[Mike]

Now, wait a minute. That's.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm just. I'm just telling you my experience.

[Chris]

All been there.

[Dan Le Batard]

Come on.

[Mike]

That's.

[Dan Le Batard]

Look, I'm just telling you my experience. Oh, you gotta go.

[Mike]

Listen to me.

[Dan Le Batard]

Those bathrooms were not.

[Mike]

Hold on. So. So Frito's not a legend? Like.

[Lucy]

No.

[Dan Le Batard]

Come on, man. Talking about he's, you know, he put in a shift.

[Mike]

All right. Who are you guys willing to give? Legendary staff. Wait a minute. Is. Bob was choosing a legend, not a South Florida legend.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean, he's the best voice in hockey.

[Mike]

Wait a minute. He just said yes. And you said, not in South.

[Zaz]

He's a legend, but not a South Florida legend. You're right. I think you're right about that.

[Dan Le Batard]

I think he's like a New York legend.

[Zaz]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

He's not a South Florida legend just because he was here too short a time.

[Zaz]

I think most people don't know that he did work here.

[Dan Le Batard]

You're. You're alerting people to the fact that he started down here.

[Mike]

He learned at the knee of boogie.

[Jeremy]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

Most people don't know that. That the illustrious career of Chuckle started right down.

[Zaz]

He is a legend, but not a South.

[Mike]

So who are you guys willing to get Bug?

[Chris]

A South Florida legend?

[Dan Le Batard]

Of course. Yeah.

[Zaz]

Yeah, of course.

[Chris]

Very quickly. Chuckle will join us tomorrow at 9.

[Dan Le Batard]

25. Good. I'll give him a piece of my mind. Of course.

[Mike]

All right. So I give away legend too freely. Then when I say.

[Dan Le Batard]

All right.

[Mike]

So. So what are you laughing at? They put up his picture.

[Zaz]

Oh, my God.

[Mike]

He makes me happy.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah. I mean, he was nice to me.

[Chris]

When I was editing. I was first working on the show.

[Mike]

He.

[Chris]

He was in the. He would. His show would be right after ours.

[Mike]

He wasn't nice to everybody, though.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, he wasn't nice to everybody, which I have a problem.

[Chris]

He may have yelled at me on air when I didn't put the city of the caller.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, that. That's true. He did do that.

[Chris]

I was trying to go above and beyond. Our show ended. I'm like, you know, I'm gonna stay and do some calls for Fredo. And I just put the name up there. And he's like, why don't I see the city?

[Dan Le Batard]

It's gotta be Ken from West Palm. Not just Ken. What kind of shop you running over there?

[Mike]

In the afternoons, I side with Frito. Here I side.

[Chris]

Gotta put the city.

[Dan Le Batard]

Did you do that on purpose? Frito here. That was his tagline. Rito here.

[Mike]

So who are the legends who aren't legends that I give legendary status to? Too freely? You guys have. Because I think of anybody who can work in this market. This is how I do this. Right? I do this with Steve Shapiro. I do it with Jim Barry.

[Zaz]

South Florida legend.

[Mike]

No. But if you guys can. What about deepest quality, deeper squally, too?

[Dan Le Batard]

If you just got to be around for a while.

[Mike]

No, no, not just be around for a while. Not just around in a transient place.

[Dan Le Batard]

Do you think he Has a podcast?

[Mike]

15 Years is the cut off. What's the cut off? Where you're willing to give me if you're able to make a media career, Years and impact.

[Zaz]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

How do you quantify impact?

[Mike]

So how do I give it to freely?

[Zaz]

It's like, you know, when you see it.

[Mike]

How many. Okay, so how many legends in the history of the South Florida market are there that you're willing to give it to in radio?

[Zaz]

Like, there's a lot. I think there's a lot.

[Mike]

There's a lot.

[Zaz]

Yeah. I think there's a lot of South Florida.

[Dan Le Batard]

Stevenson.

[Mike]

No.

[Dan Le Batard]

Brandon Guzio.

[Zaz]

No.

[Mike]

Josh Darrow. No.

[Dan Le Batard]

Love that guy.

[Mike]

Joe Zagaki.

[Zaz]

Yes.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yes. Kane's voice. Yes.

[Mike]

I like zaz as judge for whether Rogers.

[Zaz]

No.

[Mike]

What? No.

[Dan Le Batard]

K. Roj, come on.

[Mike]

No.

[Dan Le Batard]

His toe was falling off the room.

[Chris]

Heard the room react to that out there.

[Lucy]

There.

[Mike]

His tongue was falling off. Get the Kevin Rogers couple of clips that we have there of him being lonely at the super bowl because Kevin Rogers will be furious.

[Chris]

Your tongue ever fall off?

[Dan Le Batard]

Does anyone care this. Does anyone care or know what we're talking about?

[Mike]

We're gonna do faker real podcast in a second, Mike, but I just want to get to the bot. I do want to get to the bottom of zaz proclaiming whether people are legends in the market or not.

[Dan Le Batard]

Jonathan Grundfast.

[Mike]

Let's play money. Mark Eisenberg. Let's do real or fake podcast.

[Chris]

I had K. Raj, but okay.

[Mike]

Okay. Go ahead. That's fine. Lincoln Kennedy.

[Dan Le Batard]

What's up, man? Yeah, I'm working. Where you going?

[Mike]

You want the FHM party tonight?

[Dan Le Batard]

You going to FHM tonight? All right, I'll see you later. It's such a 2005 clip.

[Zaz]

I was there.

[Dan Le Batard]

You're going to the FHM party tonight? You know that hot magazine that's kind of like Playboy, only they're not totally naked? You're going to that party? They always throw a good one. Lincoln Kennedy.

[Jeremy]

All right.

[Dan Le Batard]

Real or fake podcast time? Wingman with Matthew and Brady Kachak. Real or a fake podcast?

[Zaz]

Real. It's been getting some run lately.

[Chris]

Is that the name though?

[Dan Le Batard]

Hey. Your conviction is not helping. Tricky Dan. So adjust according.

[Zaz]

Play the game.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah. That's a real one. Thank you for being so certain.

[Zaz]

Why do I not get to play the game?

[Mike]

Way to know. Because.

[Dan Le Batard]

Because Dan was nervous. I saw it in his eyes. He had no idea.

[Chris]

Let Dan answer first.

[Mike]

If you know I'm going to be like Cody. Yesterday I was unsurprised that I'll never forgive him. I can't get over that.

[Dan Le Batard]

He's like, what?

[Mike]

Can we readdress it, please? Just very quickly before Mike continues. Because Jeremy worked hard on that bit. Four hours for a buildup. Chris was enraged that your father can't be surprised by. I just know he's existing.

[Chris]

I know this move of my dad's, of when he's confused on something and he feels like he might be getting got. He just goes into what Jeremy's enraged. Like. It was just this, like, indifferent of. Of course.

[Zaz]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

I thought I've been talking to a different person for three hours. I thought you hired a guy.

[Chris]

Ran through a thousand scenarios in my mind of how yesterday could go. Indifference was not something. Not the one we were like, oh, maybe because he. He wants to be sure that he doesn't look senile.

[Dan Le Batard]

He won't ask even when he thinks it's somebody else.

[Zaz]

I didn't think that because he didn't.

[Chris]

Want to look senile. He would just pretend. It didn't surprise him. I was eating. There was another human here. I was having dinner with my family last night. Not even talking about it. And I just started shaking my head. And my wife's like, what's wrong? And I'm like, my dad ruined everything.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dad spoke to somebody for three consecutive hours. Was then revealed to him that the person he thought he was talking to was not that person and was like, huh, would you look at that?

[Mike]

Can I. Can I just. I know that I've. I'm out of time here, but I do just want to explore for one moment here what happened there. Because I felt like you guys not guarding against his senility was you guys not knowing your teammate there. To assume that he would have a surprised, befuddled reaction to Jeremy appearing in a different form suggests that he was thinking about anyone other than himself during yesterday's show. Like that he doesn't care.

[Dan Le Batard]

You think that that would stir up some kind of thought about he will.

[Mike]

Not have a real relationship with Jeremy. He would just be a person in the corner who's not Billy who doesn't support him the way Billy he was.

[Chris]

Just excited that there was a George Harrison he could name facts about.

[Mike]

Right on. We could have had Roy in that costume and it would where my church.

[Chris]

People at that minute on Ruth was great.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Mike]

Cuervo? Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Mike]

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[Dan Le Batard]

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[Mike]

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[Dan Le Batard]

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[Mike]

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