Podcast Summary
Podcast: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Hour 1: No, It's a Bird (feat. Ron Magill)
Date: November 20, 2025
Main Guests: Ron Magill, Mike Ryan, Amin Elhassan, Greg Cody, Jeremy, others
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Overview
This episode blends classic Le Batard Show banter with Ron Magill’s signature expertise on wildlife, as the crew navigates animal-related mysteries, family moments, South Florida weather oddities, and lively discussions on sports (especially NBA), all while pushing for donations on Give Miami Day.
Key Segments & Discussion Points
1. Give Miami Day & Community Philanthropy
[01:59-04:11]
- Dan Le Batard emphasizes the importance of Give Miami Day, singling out Dave Lawrence (former Miami Herald publisher) as a pillar of local charitable work.
- Ron Magill voices support, noting:
“There’s no single animal life that’s more important than a human life. Human aid needs to always take priority.” (03:25)
2. Ron Magill's Patagonia Family Adventure
[04:17-05:57]
- Ron recounts a “last trip” with his now-adult children before their lives get busier.
- Highlights: Glaciers, mountain cliffs, elephant seals fighting, pumas hunting, condors.
- Quote:
“Breakfast, lunch, and dinner with just the four of us every day for two weeks...I cannot overstate how nice that is.” (05:15)
3. Movie Fraud and Animal Movies
[05:57-06:50]
- Running Joke: The group grills Amin on whether he’s actually seen March of the Penguins, with Ron Magill unmasking him as a “movie fraud” when he can’t name Morgan Freeman as the narrator.
- Quote:
“It’s Morgan Freeman. You’re a liar. You didn’t see the movie.” – Ron Magill (06:19)
“He’s a movie fraud right there.” – Dan LeBatard (06:32)
4. Birds of Prey in the Neighborhood
[06:50-09:03]
- Greg Cody shares a bird of prey sighting; wonders if it’s connected to his dog’s fearful behavior.
- Magill explains:
- Migration increases bird of prey sightings in South Florida during winter.
- Dogs might be reacting more visually or audibly than scent-based.
- Some breeds (like whippets) are inclined to run, not fight.
- Quote:
“Not that the red-tailed hawk would have gone after your whippet, but I’m sure an instinct in the whippet made it aware of its presence and said...let’s be safe than sorry.” (07:18)
5. Strange Bird Behavior
[09:31-10:58]
- Neighborhood mystery: Why do birds all roost on one house?
- Ron Magill: “That’s pure speculation...so many different reasons...could be a source of food, the warmth of a metal roof, or patterns from an alpha bird.”
6. Can Birds of Prey Take Pets?
[10:58-15:37]
- Dan: How common is it for birds of prey in South Florida to snatch pets?
- Ron Magill: Very rare, with exceptions for “teacup” breeds, kittens, or animals rabbit-sized or smaller.
- Quote:
“If you have a teacup yorkie...maybe a great horned owl...but a cat? No, not short of an eagle going after a cat. Kittens, sure. But generally speaking—no.” (15:09)
7. Animal Video Reactions with Ron Magill
[15:37-21:24]
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Bug Surviving Plane Ride
- Dan shows a video of an insect clinging to a plane window.
- Ron: Likely real; insects have minuscule hooks and can survive the fall due to lightweight bodies and parachute-like wings.
- Joke: “No, it’s a bird, you idiot.” – Greg Cody (16:45)
-
New Lions at Zoo Miami
- Ron: Announces arrival of two new lions—“Royalty has returned.” (18:24)
-
Buffalo Charges Tourist:
- Video watched; Ron snarks: “Natural selection, brother.” (19:13)
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Crocodile with Fish Tail:
- Potential genetic deformity or AI fake. “There’s so many things I don’t believe on the Internet these days.” (19:42)
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Cattle Swimming in Ireland:
- Unusual footage of cows swimming; Ron confirms cows (and horses) can swim.
8. Banter, Poll Questions, & Movie Tangents
[21:24-34:46]
- Ongoing playful polls:
- “Are you a movie fraud if you don’t know Morgan Freeman narrated March of the Penguins?”
- “If you haven’t seen Dodgeball, should your movie opinions be disqualified?”
- Extended riff: “Is it horse, horse-i, or horses?”
9. NBA Roundtable: “You Know About That?”
[25:22-34:46]
- Amin and Zaslow quiz Mike Ryan (and vice versa) on NBA storylines:
- Zion Williamson’s injuries and perceived “bust factor.”
- Sixers and Joel Embiid’s fragility.
- Toronto Raptors’ roster construction.
- OKC’s historic margin of victory and the impact of Jalen Williams’ absence.
- Chicago Bulls’ recent victories and style.
- Notable Quotes:
- “Zion Williamson is a massive bust. Right?” – Amin (27:12)
- “When he plays, he’s amazing. It’s just he’s hurt a lot.” – Mike Ryan (27:19)
10. Critiquing the Show: Yesterday’s Grievances
[34:46-39:57]
- Jeremy provides “ombudsman” feedback on previous episode:
- Cream cheese drama: Zaslow and Ethan eating all the cream cheese, with the subtext of being “the Jews eating all the cream cheese.” (36:28)
- Poll questions about Eddie Murphy’s legacy with younger generations.
- Debate: Who ruined their legacy more—Ben Stiller or Bill Belichick? “Stiller loser. Nepo baby. Father’s the GOAT. He’s Marcus Jordan. Scrotum face. Good insult.” – Jeremy (38:12)
11. College Football Playoff & Media Conspiracies
[39:57-43:53]
- Heated discussion about the reasons Miami is being excluded from the college football playoff, questioning shifting explanations, inconsistent ranking criteria, and the TV-driven nature of the selection process.
- Quotes:
- “They rig the entire system. They reverse engineer it with the bottom of the rankings because you don’t care about Team 26...We just cut it off hard at 25.” – Greg Cody (43:11)
- “It’s all a giant conspiracy against Miami.” – Jeremy (43:13)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- “If you have anything extra, you can go to the Zoo Miami foundation and donate for that. But...make sure you’re doing things for people like David Lawrence who are really helping the core of our community.” – Ron Magill (03:25)
- “I wanted one last trip and appreciate it with just the four of us. I think sometimes we don’t do that enough.” – Ron Magill (05:15)
- “It’s Morgan Freeman. You’re a liar.” – Ron Magill to Amin Elhassan (06:19)
- “Royalty has returned. The boys are back in town.” – Ron Magill on the new lions at Zoo Miami (18:24)
- “Natural selection, brother.” – Ron Magill on tourist being charged by bison (19:13)
- “If you don’t know that Morgan Freeman narrated March of the Penguins, are you a movie fraud? Yes or no?” – Dan LeBatard (06:32)
- “There’s so many things I don’t believe on the Internet these days.” – Ron Magill (19:42)
- “He’s a movie fraud right there.” – Dan LeBatard (06:32)
- “All a giant conspiracy against Miami.” – Jeremy (43:13)
- “Stilla loser. Nepo baby. Father’s the GOAT. He’s Marcus Jordan. Scrotum face. Good insult.” – Jeremy (38:12)
Timestamps for Important Segments
- 00:00-01:59: Advertisements (skipped)
- 01:59-04:11: Give Miami Day & Philanthropy
- 04:17-05:57: Ron Magill’s Patagonia story
- 05:57-06:50: March of the Penguins Movie Fraud bit
- 06:50-09:03: Dogs’ fear of birds of prey; animal behavior
- 09:31-10:58: Birds roosting on one house mystery
- 10:58-15:37: Birds of prey & pet safety
- 15:37-21:24: Animal video reactions with Ron Magill (insect, lions, buffalo, crocodile, cattle swimming)
- 21:24-34:46: Polls, movie and animal banter, NBA “You Know About That?” discussion
- 34:46-39:57: Jeremy critiques the previous show, cream cheese controversy
- 39:57-43:53: College Football Playoff media conspiracy debate
Tone and Style
The episode is true to The Dan Le Batard Show’s mix of irreverence, sharp insight, South Florida flavor, and running inside jokes (from the "movie fraud" grilling to the cream cheese tangent). Ron Magill’s animal wisdom provides gravitas amid the zany debate, while the sports and pop culture discussions keep the energy light, rapid-fire, and humorous.
Final Thoughts
- Community focus: The episode repeatedly circles back to community giving and meaningful local philanthropy, with Ron Magill and Dan underscoring the importance and urgency of Give Miami Day.
- Ron Magill’s return: Marked by warmth, humor, and his trademark blend of animal factoids and life philosophy.
- Banter & absurdism: Movie fraud tests and sports trivia highlight the show’s love affair with playful shaming and pop culture deep cuts.
For listeners, this hour is an energetic blend of good-natured broadsides, animal education, and top-tier Miami (and national) sports chatter.
