Hour 1: The Best Thing In Purple Since Prince (feat. Kathleen Turner & Fibula, the Vampire)

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 1: The Best Thing In Purple Since Prince

Date: March 24, 2026
Guests/Features: Kathleen Turner (voice), Zaslow, Greg Cody, Mike Ryan, Roy, Siegfried, and the ensemble
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic, chaotic edition of the Dan Le Batard Show, blending the Miami sports scene, “Looks Like” tournament updates, clownish impersonations (including a much-maligned Joe Biden and "Fibula the Vampire"), and the team’s signature blend of pop culture riffs and in-studio shenanigans.

Set against the lively backdrop of the Miami Open tennis tournament (with an unexpected iguana guest), the hour veers through segments on college basketball, NFL draft talk, the absurdity of sports commentary, and the running jokes that fans love (or love to hate), like Greg Cody's self-promotion and the infamous Joe Biden impersonation.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Greg Cody’s Self-Absorption & the Infamous Joe Biden Impression

• Greg Cody’s podcast and self-promotion is both mocked and embraced, with Cody smiling to himself about a recent podcast “appearance” by Joe Biden.
  • Dan Le Batard: "I saw something on the show notes that made me smile, my old buddy Joe Biden gave me a call the other day and I played it on my podcast and it just made me smile..." (01:49)
• Cody's Joe Biden impression, complete with a cold, is played and roasted mercilessly.
  • Joe Biden (Greg Cody): "I want to let you know, I don’t know how closely you follow women’s Division 3 hoops, but the University of Scranton reached the national semifinals this year... The best thing in purple since Prince." (06:09)
  • Stugotz: "I cannot articulate to anyone listening to this how profoundly bad the judgment has to be to allow his Biden to go any syllable beyond Scranton." (07:41)
  • Roy: "The judgment exhibited by the producers of this show who thought that he could carry that comedically with a very poor Joe Biden..." (07:56)

2. Miami Open, Iguana Intrusion, and South Florida Vibes

• The Miami Open tennis tournament is discussed, including an incident where an iguana interrupted play—a staple of local color for the show’s Miami fans.
  • Dan Le Batard: "Did we have an infestation or we just had a single iguana...?" (02:19)
  • Mike Ryan: "You don’t get that kind of entertainment in Indian Wells, do you?" (03:24)
  • Kathleen Turner (as analyst): "That’s why the Miami Open is the fifth major..." (03:27)
• The crew discusses past and present Miami Open venues (Key Biscayne vs. Miami Gardens) and the prominence of iguanas in local lore.

3. Men’s Tennis Update: American Hope

• Kathleen Turner (analyst voice): “Carlos Alcaraz lost only his second match of 2026... we have a new American hope, Sebi Korda... his first ever number one overall. Sebi Korda, the son of Peter Korda, his two other siblings are professional athletes. Dan, we might have something to get excited about in American men’s tennis. I don’t believe it.” (03:27)
  • Stugotz: "American women's tennis is fine. American men's tennis, it's not ever hopeful..." (04:18)

4. Pop Culture & Local Comedy Skits

• Scarface homage: Zaslow goes on location to Ocean Drive to re-create the “chainsaw scene” from the film, a visual gag that draws playful derision for alienating audio listeners.
  • Roy: "We've got Zaz being incorporated. You can't tell me we've had anything better on today's show then Zaz is staggering down those stairs." (12:33)
• Tiger mascot bit: A visual gag with someone (Ethan) dressed up as a tiger crawling into the set.
  • Greg Cody: "Wait, I guess it’s not theater of the mind. Theater of the eyes." (38:55)

5. "Looks Like" Tournament Update

• The annual “Looks Like” game, in which the team and fans make lookalike jokes about athletes and sports figures, moves into the round of 32 with hilarious, mean-spirited, and spot-on entries:
  • Stugotz: "Brett Venables looks like the small town sheriff at a movie that ends up being corrupt..." (19:31)
  • Sports Commentator: "Draymond Green looks like he has to sneeze." (19:54)
  • Sports Commentator: “Adam Silver looks like a knitting needle.” (31:37)
  • Sports Commentator: "Aaron Judge looks like the most athletic member of the Adams family." (32:54)
  • Roy: “Would you be totally okay with the commissioner of basketball being an actual Apple Charger?” (33:30)
  • Stugotz: “Brock Purdy looks like a youth pastor.” (36:36)

6. NFL Draft and Quarterback Talk

• Spirited debate over the value of quarterbacks in the upcoming NFL draft, especially prospects like Ty Simpson and Carson Beck:
  • Stugotz: "Ty Simpson is going to be the number two quarterback taken in a terrible quarterback draft..." (21:14)
  • Discussion on Dan Orlovsky’s endorsement of Ty Simpson amidst potential agency conflicts.
    • Kathleen Turner (analyst voice): "A lot of that is pumped up by Dan Orlovsky and the Internet. Had fun looking at who Dan Orlovsky is represented by and who Ty Simpson is represented by... is why this narrative is out there." (24:32)
  • Mike Ryan: "Is he an eagle or a turkey? I want to play this game..." (25:50)

7. Meta-Humor and Running Jokes

• Regular jabs at Greg Cody for self-absorption, and the show within a show ethos—constant interruptions, in-jokes about the visuals vs. audio for the live streaming audience.
• Several bits spiral into absurdity:
  • Arguing about bone names: the “fibula vs femur” confusion, leading to the "Fibula the Vampire" and patino/Dracula joke. (40:15–41:43)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Greg Cody’s Joe Biden (Impersonation)

• "The Lady Royals, the best thing in purple since Prince... Anyway, congratulations to the Scranton Lady Royals. I gotta go, man. My voice is shocked." (06:09)
• Stugotz: "The judgment... to allow his Biden to go any syllable beyond Scranton." (07:41)

Iguana at the Miami Open

• Mike Ryan: "You don't get that kind of entertainment in Indian Wells, do you?" (03:24)

Visual Gag Frustration

• Roy: "As if we haven't had enough nonsense today that alienates the audio audience, including Zaz stumbling down some stairs. A joke that only works if you're watching visually." (39:00)

"Looks Like" Game Highlights

• "Draymond Green looks like he has to sneeze." (19:54)
• "Adam Silver looks like an Apple Watch Charger." (33:03)
• "Brock Purdy looks like a youth pastor." (36:36)

Show Self-Deprecation

• Dan Le Batard: "It's why Mike never wanted us to go live. You see what happens? It just careens off the rails." (36:01)

Bone Debate and “Fibula the Vampire”

• Mike Ryan: "F is like a lying vampire. I am Fibula." (41:38)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Greg Cody’s mood & Biden cold open: 01:38–04:00
• Miami Open/Iguana/Tennis: 02:19–05:12
• Kathleen Turner Men’s Tennis Update: 03:27–04:45
• Joe Biden Impression & Roast: 06:09–08:13
• Scarface Scene Re-enactment: 08:18–09:56
• "Looks Like" Tournament Results: 19:31–37:06
• NFL Draft/QB Debate: 21:14–28:11
• Visual Gags (Tiger, etc): 38:23–39:09
• Fibula vs Femur, Bone Bits, “Fibula the Vampire”: 40:03–41:43

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Tone & Atmosphere

Classic Le Batard chaos: irreverent, quick-witted, self-referential, and packed with local Miami color. Panelists volley between genuinely insightful sports analysis and intentionally off-the-rails bits, with an inclusive, inside-baseball warmth for regular listeners. Good-natured roasting is the order of the day, especially with Greg Cody’s endless podcast plugs and impersonations.

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For New Listeners:

• Expect a high-energy, loose format (especially when live and with a visual stream).
• Inside jokes abound (e.g. Greg Cody’s Biden, ongoing “Looks Like” tournaments, Miami-specific references).
• Sports coverage is equal parts sharp and satirical—you’ll get both hot takes and hot nonsense.
• Live segments can get delightfully unhinged—visual bits sometimes test the patience (and imagination) of people just listening.

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This hour captures what fans love most: sharp sports banter, spontaneous humor, relentless self-mockery, and affectionate ribbing among friends whose Miami roots and chemistry shine through.

Transcript

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[Dan LeBatard]

This is the Dan Levator show with the Stugats podcast.

[Stugats]

Why does Greg Cody have a sly smirk on his face?

[Dan LeBatard]

It's just my natural disposition.

[Stugats]

You seem happy. Something was making you happy. You were thinking about something there and you seemed amused.

[Dan LeBatard]

I saw something on the show notes that made me smile, which was that my. My old buddy Joe Biden gave me a call the other day and I played it on my podcast and it just made me smile because it was just so.

[Stugats]

Listen to what just happened there, cuz it is what really happened. I just caught a private thought that Greg Cody was having and it was about his podcast, right?

[Greg Cody]

It was.

[Stugats]

And it was about thinking that we

[Roy]

had not yet promoted his podcast, that

[Stugats]

we hadn't done his catchphrases.

[Roy]

He was just smiling, thinking about himself

[Stugats]

and I caught him. I thought he was smiling about something that had just happened. There are any number of things locally that I want to get to, including a the Miami Open. I don't know whether anybody around here wants to talk tennis, but we had an iguana. Did we have an infestation or we just had a single iguana that was interrupting play because this is a beautiful piece of swamp land, it's very expensive in the Keys and a major, a major tournament really gets played down here every year and brave enough to pick that up.

[NBCUniversal/Comcast Announcer]

Is the umpire going to grab him?

[Dan LeBatard]

That is brilliant.

[Stugats]

He's about to take off now.

[Commercial Announcer]

Board.

[Stugats]

Oh, wow. Oh, they caught it by the tail.

[Dan LeBatard]

You got to treat it right.

[Greg Cody]

Didn't catch it yet.

[Stugats]

This is incredible.

[Greg Cody]

Now it's running on the course court.

[Dan LeBatard]

Dinosaur.

[Stugats]

I legitimately did.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh, my God, Those things are frightening.

[Stugats]

They are harassing that poor thing.

[Dan LeBatard]

They got it.

[Greg Cody]

They were. They released it. What they supposed to do there? You got to catch it.

[Mike Ryan]

You don't get that kind of entertainment in Indian Wells, do you?

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Oh, that's why the Miami Open is the fifth major. And, Dan, we got a major upset at the fifth major over the weekend. Carlos Alcaraz lost only his second match of 2026. He had lost last week in Indian Wells to a surging Medvedev. But now we have a new American hope, Sebi Korda. Finally, through all these injuries, Korda has never been in the discussion as top American male. You've heard the likes of Tiafo, who had a big win over the defending champion yesterday. You've heard Tommy, Paul Taylor, Fritz, Ben Shelton. But Sebi Korda right now is a player that's in the best form, beating his first ever number one overall. Sebi Korda, the son of Peter Korda, his two other siblings are professional athletes. Dan, we might have something to get excited about in American men's tennis. I don't believe it.

[Stugats]

I don't believe it. American women's tennis is fine. Americans men's tennis, it's not ever hopeful,

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

but there's time for hope. And he beat a number one, and he's playing really well. As you know, the Delray Open is the father of form, and he won that.

[Stugats]

I made a mistake putting that tournament in Key Biscayne. How many years has it not been in Key Biscayne?

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

That's five.

[Stugats]

That was straight that.

[Roy]

That iguana normally wouldn't be in that area.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

That's Miami Gardens.

[Stugats]

That's Miami Gardens. And while we have iguanas there, I

[Roy]

don't think the Hard Rock is the place that I would assume to see

[Stugats]

an iguana and scatter across a court. That's where the F1 races are. That's. That's a crunk. That's a concrete jungle over there.

[Greg Cody]

You say it was planted?

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, they had it flown in from Key Biscayne.

[Stugats]

How many years has it been since the Miami Open was in Key Biscayne?

[Siegfried]

It moved in 2019.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, I said five. I was too off lean Back.

[Greg Cody]

Be proud.

[Dan LeBatard]

I'm leaning back, Jack. What do you want me to do?

[Stugats]

Greg, how are. How do you feel today about. You've got your coffee, you have not had your breakfast, you haven't worked in a week. Last time you left coughing, wheezing and. And missed your next day because you had a. Because you blew a gasket. The one day you came off a cruise for 10 days, you drank way too much. Your breakfast was tomato juice and vodka. Vodka every morning called a bloody man for 10 days. And then you go wheezing into the doctor's office after one day of work because you blew a gasket and then you missed the rest of the week.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, correct. Well, Ms. Rest of the week from this show. I did other work, but I had an acute respiratory infection.

[Stugats]

Yeah, but your Joe Biden was healthy, right? Healthy enough to perform.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oddly enough, Joe Biden seemed to have a cold as well.

[Stugats]

Oh, yeah.

[Zaslow]

So.

[Stugats]

So.

[Roy]

So you were very sick and you couldn't come in here, but you're Joe Biden, miraculously, without drugs. This is going to sound like Sick Joe Biden on your podcast. That makes you smile to start this segment.

[Joe Biden (Impersonation by Greg Cody)]

Hey, G.C. it's Joe.

[Greg Cody]

Hey.

[Joe Biden (Impersonation by Greg Cody)]

I wanted a long time no talk. Sorry about my voice. I'm getting over a little bit of a cold. I don't get the medical care I used to since I'm out of office. Anyway, I want to let you know, I don't know how closely you follow women's Division 3 hoops, but the University of Scranton reached the national semifinals this year. They went 310 in the regular season. Coach Ben O' Brien and the gals, they play in purple. The Lady Royals, the best thing in purple since Prince. Their leading scorer, Casey Cranston. Sounds like Scranton. She ought to be called Casey Scranton. I remember sitting around the kitchen table in Scranton, and my dad would say, joey, right now, at this time in history, the women don't get a fair shake. But someday up the road, you're gonna see the University of Scranton women's basketball team reached a national football semifinals. I didn't have much interest at the time, but I tell you, man, I'm wearing a purple ascot right now just giving you this message. Anyway, congratulations to the Scranton Lady Royals. I gotta go, man. My voice is shocked.

[Stugats]

I cannot articulate to anyone listening to this how profound, how profoundly bad the judgment has to be to allow his Biden to go any syllable beyond Scranton. The judgment.

[Roy]

The judgment exhibited by the producers of

[Stugats]

this show who thought that he could

[Roy]

carry that comedically with a very poor Joe Biden when all he's got of

[Stugats]

this impersonation is the Scranton is a failure from the people who support Greg Cody.

[Mike Ryan]

So that wasn't Joe Biden on the phone.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Of course it was Kathleen Turner.

[Stugats]

Zaslow is still in trespassing. Let's put him in picture. In picture as he recreates Zaslo. What are you going to do for us as we put you in picture? In picture. Oh, you're back out on the other side of the chain now. What happened?

[Joe Biden (Impersonation by Greg Cody)]

I.

[Zaslow]

Nothing happened. I didn't want to stand on the steps for, you know, any longer. So, yeah, I'm going to show off my acting chops, and we're going to reenact the. The end of the chainsaw scene, man, because those are the steps right there.

[Stugats]

All right, so it was hugely overacted, and we can. So you. It's the first hotel room. Right. Is there a plaque up there, too, to signify that that's the hotel room, or did you not get up that high?

[Zaslow]

No, no, no. I mean, I can go up that high, but, like, it's. It's clearly blocked off. There's another gate. It's not letting you walk past. But that's where he told Chichi to grab the yayo right there.

[Roy]

Okay, go. All right, go ahead and take us through.

[Stugats]

But you remember how that man overacted into the street and staggered into the street.

[Roy]

All right.

[Stugats]

And because we've got sports to talk, go ahead and do it in picture. Picture. This is silence. It's a silencing. You don't need any sounds or anything. So we'll continue doing our little sports show here as Zaslow recreates this scene with tremendous acting. Yes, Roy, did you want to say something?

[Siegfried]

Yeah, I just wanted to know, like, Greg, you had a cold before, so do you think your Biden would be better now, like, if we laid out and just gave you another, I don't know, a minute, minute and a half to try to do a Biden again, would that be any better this time around?

[Dan LeBatard]

No, I don't do Biden. I mean, you know, he.

[Siegfried]

Well, if you were to do an impression of the call that he made made to you, how do you think that would go?

[Dan LeBatard]

Well, first of all, can I give a quick update? Because Joe. Joe told me. What is Zaz doing a push up in the middle of the street?

[Stugats]

That.

[Roy]

That was amazing. And Greg was too busy wanting to talk about his podcast to notice what anyone else in the room was doing. His Self absorption is at an all time high. And it started the segment with him reading his notes, pondering his podcast because he was amused by that terrible Biden. Terrible flu ridden Biden who couldn't come.

[Stugats]

It's always terrible.

[Dan LeBatard]

He had a bad cold. I can't.

[Greg Cody]

What should.

[Stugats]

Should.

[Greg Cody]

What should have her name have been?

[Dan LeBatard]

What was her first name?

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Oh, God.

[Dan LeBatard]

Eric. Erica.

[Greg Cody]

Erica Scranton.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, because it was like something that sounded like Scranton. Quick, quick update. The Scranton Division 3 women's basketball team that Joe mentioned reaching the national semifinals. They reached the championship game but then lost. But then lost. So that's a quick update. Schumpeter, who was lying. He was talking about a legit thing with The Scranton Division 3. William Scheastler Schalkfeener. It's a big event. Big. It's a big deal in Scranton.

[Stugats]

Zaz, what do you have for us before you get out of there?

[Roy]

Thank you.

[Stugats]

That was exceptional. An amazing performance. I hope we could put them side by side on social so people could

[Roy]

see you were really in character there.

[Stugats]

Zaz. That was a tremendous recreation of a 40 year old movie.

[Zaslow]

Dan. Dan, two things about me. Everybody knows I'll never be a cuck and I'm a great actor.

[Stugats]

I was surprised by that. You. You caught me off guard.

[Roy]

Come on home.

[Stugats]

You caught me off guard from the. From the wrestling match. You were a very good wrestler. Know that.

[Dan LeBatard]

You.

[Stugats]

You were as a character, you realize your.

[Roy]

If you want the lane of being

[Stugats]

a wrestler, cuck is your lane. I know you'll never be a cuck, but cuck is your lane.

[Zaslow]

That. That's a terrible gimmick. That will not be what I'm doing. But I appreciate the advice.

[Stugats]

All right. Come on home. We miss you and.

[Zaslow]

Okay. I miss you too.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

You're hanging up on him like a significant other.

[Stugats]

I want, I want, I want.

[Dan LeBatard]

Greg, come on home.

[Stugats]

Shout into the microphone. Shout in the microphone as if he's shouting at Zaz. Craig, your performance today.

[Dan LeBatard]

Thank you. Cuckadoodle doo says seeing a few. Go on. What were you saying?

[Stugats]

You wanted to get off your cockadoodle line.

[Roy]

You had it lined up there for.

[Dan LeBatard]

I did. It was all. It was in the queue. It was waiting.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Timing has just been a little off today. Just across the show. It's not a compliment.

[Dan LeBatard]

Oh,

[Roy]

it's.

[Stugats]

It's because we're interacting with the outdoors. We've got Zaz being incorporated. You can't tell me we've had anything better on today's show then Zaz is staggering down those stairs. He was on Ocean Drive.

[Roy]

He went on to the street.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

I won't tell you that.

[Stugats]

And Greg, Cody. And Greg. Cody wasn't even paying attention to it. Didn't even know what we were doing. Like, had no understanding because he simply wanted to talk about his podcast.

[Dan LeBatard]

I just looked and I saw him doing push ups in the street and then getting run over by a Waymo.

[Stugats]

Not what he was doing. Okay, I'm sorry, Greg. We're going to have to cut your microphone off.

[Mike Ryan]

No, man, just let him keep rolling.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

I'm with it. Hey, Roy, buddy.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yo.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

You know that energy shift when the game gets good and everybody all together in unison knows to stand up on their feet? Oh, absolutely, Mike.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

You've been at many big time sporting events. You know that moment quite well. That's what it's like when you take your first sip of Cuervo.

[Stugats]

Oh, delicious.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

It's the signal that says, we're not checking the time anymore, pal. It's when small talk turns into stories. Cuervo, man. It's that high five. A random stranger effect. That's right. The game is popping. You're hugging people you never met before. That's the kind of energy that Cuervo brings. It's so smooth, so delicious. That's the Cuervo effect. Keep it Cuervo.

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[Roy]

You're kind of like me.

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[Joe Biden (Impersonation by Greg Cody)]

I know.

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[Dan LeBatard]

Don LeBatard Baker Mayfield tearing up Tampa Bay 38 for 45 stugats.

[Stugats]

This is the Dan LeBatar show with the Stugats. Let's update our tournament. You're with me because nobody else is with me. And this is the constant tension we have on Cody Tuesdays. This has been a throwback performance from him.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

He's a victim of bad editing. The Kathleen Turner call should have been, like, half that length.

[Mike Ryan]

Wait, so was it or was it not Greg?

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

That was Kathleen Turner.

[Dan LeBatard]

It was Joe.

[Stugats]

That's what I thought. Mike.

[Greg Cody]

Guys, Joe.

[Dan LeBatard]

Joe had a cold.

[Stugats]

Half that. Half that length. That impersonation needs to be two syllables.

[Roy]

It. Talking any more than that is a disaster in any form that it's been used.

[Greg Cody]

The Scranton team made the semifinal.

[Siegfried]

What impersonation?

[Dan LeBatard]

Yes. What is he.

[Stugats]

Let's update our tournament.

[Dan LeBatard]

What are you talking about?

[Stugats]

I don't understand.

[Siegfried]

Siegfried, you know, let's update.

[Stugats]

No, that's a bridge too far. That's a bridge too far right there.

[Roy]

Siegfried and Roy making an appearance after we've annoyed the audience for this long. This way.

[Mike Ryan]

Well, if you think that's a bridge too far, some folks across the aisle might have something to say about that.

[Roy]

So what happened to you at the Sloan conference when you were doing your Obama?

[Mike Ryan]

Is that Kathleen Turner?

[Greg Cody]

Hey, can I play, too?

[Roy]

No. Now, that's a good look.

[Stugats]

You.

[Dan LeBatard]

Come on, man. We gotta come together.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Fool. Kinky fooled.

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Ken.

[Stugats]

What happened?

[Roy]

You broke out your Obama at Sloan and the audience did not get it.

[Stugats]

They didn't.

[Mike Ryan]

They didn't know what I was doing. They were just like, just silent staring. And so Pavel said he does his awful Obama's like, no, hold on. Wasn't awful. They just didn't know what was happening because this is a serious crowd here to watch a serious panel about us uncovering truths, which we did. But when I brought it back around the second time, I brought the house

[Siegfried]

down like Howard Dean in Iowa.

[Stugats]

I mean, as performance art. You going before Sloan when Pablo, poor Pablo, is trying to do a live show with a degree of difficulty that was really uncommon.

[Roy]

Right.

[Stugats]

Putting the pressure up. Let's break this investigation at Sloan. Like, he was nervous and should have been. That's all very hard to do for you to be comfortable enough to go impersonation on stage. I was proud of you. He was proud of you for trying to lighten the everything of it, but that he was working to that crowd

[Roy]

and they didn't recognize you're Obama.

[Mike Ryan]

Yeah, Dan. He wasn't actually nervous. Truth be told, me and David Sampson were way more nervous because, again, when we typically do these episodes, there's a lawyer either in the room or on the call who makes us stop and re Say things. And so we're kind of stressing backstage, Pablo, Pablo, there's no safety net. Well, how do we know what to say, what not to say? And Pablo's like, it'll be fine. It'll be fine. And so I did that in part because I wanted to avoid saying something salacious that might get us all sued.

[Stugats]

Yeah, that's good. That's the danger of live and the danger of all the work that he's doing around this stupidity that we do here to fund it. Let's get to our tournament at Lebatard show. I've got the round of 32 results. So this has been very good this year. I've been really proud and happy to have this thing reach its previous standards, because at the best of this game, and visually, if you have not seen this, visually, you should check it out on YouTube because visually, if you don't know the people involved, they're all sold by the visuals of this, even though some of you don't need visuals for most of these. So in the Midwest, St. Louis is gone. Number nine seed. That means this is gone.

[Sports Commentator]

Brett Venables looks like the small town sheriff at a movie that ends up being corrupt after you spent the whole movie telling your wife he's corrupt.

[Stugats]

You got to root here for Michigan. You got to root for this to advance, because it deserves to advance, because it's as good as it gets.

[Sports Commentator]

Michael Smith looks like the high school teacher that motivates his students by sitting in a chair backwards.

[Stugats]

This one crushed me. Seeing TCU lose, seeing this lose.

[Sports Commentator]

Draymond Green looks like he has to sneeze.

[Stugats]

Always, always Yes.

[Roy]

I mean, that's a good impersonation.

[Stugats]

Yeah. I mean there.

[Roy]

I don't know that we've ever had

[Stugats]

a better one than that.

[Roy]

That he always. He's in. He's the defensive player of the year many times and he always looks like he's in mid sneeze.

[Stugats]

Put it on the poll at LeBatard show.

[Roy]

Does Draymond Green always look like he's in mid sneeze?

[Mike Ryan]

Quite frankly.

[Stugats]

Duke. Duke advance.

[Roy]

That means TCU is gone.

[Stugats]

But this advances.

[Sports Commentator]

Fernando Mendoza looks like the cashier in a 1960s McDonald's poster.

[Stugats]

That's great. It just.

[Roy]

It's really great.

[Dan LeBatard]

Top notch, perfect.

[Stugats]

And I would say, I'm not sure that's what you want. Number one at quarterback. Just that aesthetic. Just if I say to you, do you want your future franchise quarterback, no matter how good he is, to look like somebody who starred in the McDonald's ad in the 50s, you'd say no. Correct. Now, let's not make it about him. Let's just say you're optics, all optics. You draft in that number one.

[Greg Cody]

Does Ty Simpson look like that?

[Stugats]

He's £190. I don't know how that's going second in the draft. I really don't. How is that possible? The second quarterback in the draft.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

I mean, Drake May kind of looks like that 190.

[Mike Ryan]

Oh, he looks like Mendoza.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

No, he looks like Mendoza. He looks like someone that would be behind the. The cashier at a McDonald's. No, chick fil A. Drake May looks very young.

[Stugats]

Ty Simpson is going to be the number two quarterback taken in a terrible quarterback draft. When quarterback is the thing that you need the most. As Miami's got scouts all over the place for four first round picks. That's not Alabama good, but that's sort of top of the food chain. Like wherever it is that you go. Get your draft picks. If Miami has four of them, Indiana is the better team. Better team for all time. Indiana just produced the greatest regular season there has been in that sport longer than any other. And slayed dragon. Every dragon that needed to be slayed, including slain four first round picks for Miami, which Indiana will not have. Like Miami lost with the more talented team. By the metrics of how we do this, their quarterback was better than Miami's quarterback. Who is the third, fourth, fifth round pick. What is Carson Beck going for?

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

I think he'll be a day two guy between second and third round now. I think he's done so much this draft buildup to improve his Stock. And in the interviews, people are really going to appreciate how much, how smart he is about the game, how many

[Stugats]

quarterbacks will be taken before him at a position where everybody wants to hit for value at the quarterback? Because Carson Beck is coming into the pros with an unusual resume right wherever it is that we've sped up everything at that position in a way that's a bit insane, right? Like I'm giving this kind of pressure when it's that hard to play that position to a 21 year old fresh out of college and saying, hey, value at quarterback. You got a year, you got 18 months, you got, you can go from Carson Wentz, you're the highest paid quarterback in the league to never mind. It's all going to happen very fast to you. How did we get to the point where the quarterbacks are so bad in this draft that Carson Beck climbs higher than I would have thought of him as a professional ever? Because he's just been playing professional football in giant games on television for four years.

[Roy]

How do I, how do I get

[Stugats]

bring a quarterback into the league who's got that resume four straight years of I'm playing in all the biggest games and I'm winning most of them.

[Joe Biden (Impersonation by Greg Cody)]

Them. Right.

[Dan LeBatard]

I mean, he's got the experience, he's got the winning record at the highest level. He just reached the championship game. I mean, I would take a shot on him. I think he's what, the fifth or sixth quarterback?

[Siegfried]

ESPN has him as fourth. So they've got Mendoza, they've got Simpson, then they have Nussmeier, and then it's Carson Beck as their fourth quarterback moving up like so.

[Stugats]

I don't know what the experts are saying on this. And I'd be curious, Greg Cody, because you're the king of the exactos.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah.

[Stugats]

I can't believe you agreed with that.

[Dan LeBatard]

No, I am the king of the exactos. Ask Mel.

[Stugats]

You've beaten Mel Kuyper several years in a row. And I think you lost last year though, right?

[Dan LeBatard]

Didn't he have to check the records?

[Stugats]

Well, you'd know if you'd won because you remind me every year whenever it is that you take out Mel Kuiper. Ty Simpson, being thought of this way after what I saw from Alabama and they had a ton of drops, okay, they did because they were learning how to play football. But 190 pounds, I don't buy on that. And we're, we're, we're. We've gotten very fast at chewing these people up. You don't have time to get to 250 or 213 or 215 or 225 in the weight room because you got to grow up physically to play in this league.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

I'd be more concerned about the snap counts. It's usually a bigger indicator of a bust factor. Trey Lance, Anthony Richardson. These are quarterbacks that have had comparable snap counts. Ty Simpson just hasn't played that much ball. And when you haven't had that much experience, it seems like, especially in the nil age, guys with a lot of experience and snap counts less likely to bust out at that pick. So that's where the risk is. But Ty Simpson has a lot of positive momentum behind him. A lot of that is pumped up by Dan Orlofsky and the Internet. Had fun looking at who Dan Orlovsky is represented by and who Ty Simpson is represented by is why this narrative is out there.

[Stugats]

How do you guys feel about that one? How do you guys feel about that?

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

I mean, it happens all the time and sometimes it's not the only deciding factor. I'm sure Dan would say that that's not what's going on there. But it is a data point. And I think we're in a day and age when it comes to sharing information, be it from insiders or analysts, where that needs to be taken into account.

[Stugats]

Okay, but you understand. I mean, you understand that what Mike Ryan is doing there. Dan Orlofsky's great. He's a rising star in the business. Already is a star, really. But is going to have options at a place where they're feeding the eagles and starving the turkeys because the industry is rattling and it's rattled.

[Mike Ryan]

Ooh. Is he an Eagle or a turkey? I want to play this game.

[Dan LeBatard]

Sounds like an Eagle.

[Stugats]

We can. Let's play the game if you want to play it there or at Fox or anywhere else with Eagles and turkeys. But Arlovsky has now become. He's gone. This is a fairly amazing evolution. Guy mocked as part of a winless season where he's the quarterback symbol for running out of the end back of the end zone, scared from a pass rush in a way that made him lose sight that he's five yards out of bounds. No awareness about the size of the situation. He was the visual incompetence for winless in that league.

[Mike Ryan]

He was the quarterback on that Lions

[Stugats]

team that went one of many. He was like the last of. They went through a bunch. They got a bunch of people hurt and.

[Roy]

And.

[Stugats]

But that. That's the moment I think I have My timeline, right. That was a winless Lions team. Correct.

[Roy]

That was the Lions team that shamed

[Stugats]

me because I thought they were going to make some noise in the playoffs

[Roy]

after Jon Kitten had a giant preseason.

[Stugats]

Roy Williams, I said they're getting to the playoffs and they didn't win a single game. And that was the play everyone remembers from that season. If I, if I'm remembering correctly now,

[Mike Ryan]

that's a data point.

[Stugats]

Is it correct though? So, okay, I've, I've yammered. But if you're telling me the way that information is being processed now is that in our most unscientific of measurements,

[Roy]

trying to measure all of this meat

[Stugats]

market of who's the best athlete out here, somebody's needle is moving up the

[Roy]

charts because they've just got access to ESPN and they're represented by the same agency and the Internet is clocking about is he conflicted on is he doing

[Stugats]

sales on television or does he really believe 190 pound quarterback can be a

[Roy]

first round pick in this league in a, in a first round where there

[Stugats]

are no good quarterbacks except the first one?

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

I think, I think you're taking some obvious catnip there. It's just something that people should consider. Orlovsky is known as because he's out there with a hot take saying this is flatly the best quarterback prospect. He's better than the Heisman Trophy winning national champion in Fernando Mendoza. Not many people are saying that. And so people are picking that part apart. I do think that Ty Simpson, look, Miami was in on the pursuit there and Ty Simpson was told by pretty much every front office in the NFL you're a first round draft pick despite the snap count and despite the measurables and if that, that's the feedback that you're getting from highly respected front offices, you take that. We'll see. Like I said, I'd be worried about the snap counts. I think that that's a huge data point in this day and age.

[Dan LeBatard]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I mean if you trust the credibility of Orlofsky, which I tend to, then you have to think he's not going to get behind Simpson if he doesn't believe it to some law.

[Stugats]

Okay, look, Mike accuses me of taking the catnip and I'm just saying he says the Internet is clucking on something and I'm asking, mean as somebody who wants to play Eagles or Turkeys, you guys know how I feel about information and its sources and its gathering. Okay, we, we know how I feel journalistically about some of that.

[Roy]

I can't say as I sit here

[Stugats]

other than seeing Alabama stink and that quarterback be too small all of last year as Alabama stunk. Like I know it's Alabama's quarterback. Alabama stunk last year. Worst version of Alabama I've seen in probably I don't know. I don't know how long I have to go.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

They did win a playoff game.

[Stugats]

I don't care. Like

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

typically that's a successful season. May not be Nick Saban standard, but to say that they sunk when they won a road.

[Stugats]

I saw that team play against Alabama on the road and lose by two touchdowns. You do not have to tell me anything else about that football team. That was not a good football team. They went through the sec. A weak sec.

[Roy]

That got a lot of credit for being the sec.

[Stugats]

Like a weak sec, not a average sec.

[Roy]

Our tone is good.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Weak protein is now at Starbucks and it's never tasted so good. You can add protein cold foam to

[Stugats]

your favorite drink or try one of

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

our new protein lattes or matcha. Try it today at Starbucks.

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[Stugats]

how's your birthday going so far?

[Dan LeBatard]

I invented it. It's going fantastic. My wife and I are staying home tonight. We're watching the debate on tv. We're gonna do something special for baby. It's a It's a nice day for me so far.

[Sports Commentator]

Stugats that sounds like a not a super nice night.

[Stugats]

The debate.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Old people love that.

[Joe Biden (Impersonation by Greg Cody)]

Yeah,

[Dan LeBatard]

that's exactly right. Yeah, that's exactly right. Old people do love that. And I'm old now. I can't deny it anymore.

[Stugats]

Now this is the Dan Levatar show with the stug. Let's get back to the tournament. Soften it up. Texas a and M's 10 seed gone. Unfortunate.

[Sports Commentator]

Adam Silver looks like a knitting needle.

[Stugats]

But Houston advances and we've got a root for poor Houston.

[Sports Commentator]

Ed Malloy looks like the guy who brushes his teeth in the company bathroom.

[Stugats]

That is the perfect set of teeth for that joke. Yeah, that's the perfect smile for that joke. That's the guy who brushes his teeth in the company bathroom. Especially that tooth in the front.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

And it's always a white guy.

[Stugats]

Put it on the poll at Lebatard show.

[Roy]

Is it always a white guy brushing his teeth in the bath in the company bathroom?

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Look, it's my data. I've just never seen one.

[Stugats]

Roy.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Yeah.

[Stugats]

Louisville's out.

[Roy]

Six seed gone.

[Sports Commentator]

Hunter Pence looks like the pirate forced to walk the plank after a failed mutiny against his captain. Jeff Samarja.

[Stugats]

Crushing.

[Roy]

Samarja should be in there. Make the joke better.

[Stugats]

Michigan State. I. I'm terrified of them just mucking up, advancing to the Final Four and ruining basketball. Michigan State advances. That means this advances.

[Sports Commentator]

Adam Silver looks like a pissed off lighthouse.

[Roy]

Thank you, Siegfried. It was. It's that visually good.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Yeah.

[Stugats]

Gonzaga, number three seed gone.

[Sports Commentator]

Aaron Judge looks like the most athletic member of the Adams family.

[Stugats]

That's a Crusher. But Texas, 11 seed advances.

[Sports Commentator]

Adam Silver looks like an Apple Watch Charger.

[Greg Cody]

There are just some teams. You wonder how are they still in the tournament.

[Stugats]

That's not one of them. That's not one of each their own. Well, were you looking at the same

[Roy]

picture I was looking at? Because that looked like the commissioner of basketball was the Apple Charger. And at this point, given all of the people, all of the people who are in bed together, it might as well be.

[Stugats]

Put it on the poll at Lebatard show.

[Roy]

Would you be totally okay with the commissioner of basketball being an actual Apple Charger?

[Stugats]

Just a computer.

[Roy]

We're headed there, aren't we? We had a driverless car today. How far are we from the computers? Are going to be the commissioners of sport. Hey, who's the sponsor for the league?

[Stugats]

Apple.

[Roy]

Who's your commissioner? The. The Apple Charger.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yep. I will be running everything in a year and a half.

[Stugats]

Jeff Samarja does look more like a pirate than Hunter Pence. Put on the poll at Lebatard show. Who looks more like a pirate? Hunter Pence or Jeff Samarja? Aaron Judge and Adam Silver. Let's go to VCU, the 11 seat in the South. Sorry, I got lost there. What's vcu.

[Sports Commentator]

Tom Izzo looks like a mailman.

[Stugats]

Gone.

[Roy]

Number three.

[Stugats]

Illinois advances.

[Sports Commentator]

Tony Reali looks like the overzealous owner of an Italian restaurant who always greets you at the door with a My favorite couple when you walk in.

[Stugats]

That picture is flawless.

[Siegfried]

He doesn't look like it.

[Joe Biden (Impersonation by Greg Cody)]

He is it.

[Stugats]

Vanderbilt is gone. That means this is gone.

[Sports Commentator]

Tim Kirchen looks like what Steve Carell will look like when he's really, really old.

[Mike Ryan]

It's true.

[Stugats]

I like rooster. Bill Lawrence did it again. That show is very well written.

[Roy]

Nebraska.

[Stugats]

Nebraska advances 4C.

[Sports Commentator]

That is Bo Nix looks like he's a quarterback on a CW. Teen drama about high school football.

[Stugats]

That picture is great. High point. Gone. That means this is gone.

[Sports Commentator]

Scott Van Pelt looks like Adam Silver on steroids.

[Stugats]

But like.

[Roy]

Yeah.

[Stugats]

Cortisone.

[Roy]

Not right.

[Stugats]

No.

[Greg Cody]

Yes.

[Roy]

So mean. What is that mean?

[Dan LeBatard]

It's mean. Yeah, but it's funny.

[Greg Cody]

To who?

[Mike Ryan]

It was supposed to be uplifting for Scott Van Pelt. Like you're Adam Silver on steroids and then you made the steroid cortisol.

[Roy]

Wait a minute. Or cortisone. It's cortisone. It's not cortisol. But cortisone is a healing balm. Wait a minute. So because when you think steroids. If I say Adam Silver on steroids, now you're making him a bodybuilder.

[Dan LeBatard]

Correct.

[Roy]

You're making.

[Greg Cody]

I think the joke is that compared to Adam Silver, just him as he is is him. That's right.

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah. Steroids.

[Mike Ryan]

A compliment to Scott Van Pelt until you turned it into a topical cream in there.

[Greg Cody]

You're cut up. And Scott Van Pelt doesn't look like he's on steroids. So you're trying to change it.

[Stugats]

So, okay.

[Roy]

And I've insult. And in the process, everyone. And in the process, as a bonus, I've also insulted Scott Van Pelt. That's right. Okay, good.

[Stugats]

So I'm doing well.

[Greg Cody]

What's High Point playing?

[Roy]

So I'm doing well today.

[Stugats]

It's why Mike never wanted us to go live. You see what happens? It just careens off the rails.

[Roy]

And Zaz is in the middle of

[Stugats]

street on Ocean Drive and he's recreated

[Roy]

a movie from 40 years ago.

[Stugats]

And Cody doesn't understand it. And Cody's over here confused by everything we're doing while thinking about his podcast and a Joe Biden impersonation that went on 90 seconds too long.

[Greg Cody]

Scranton. Luckily for you, that Scott Van Pelt one is eliminated. So we won't have this problem Again, who are they playing? Who did they play? Who advances?

[Stugats]

I don't know. You tell me.

[Greg Cody]

It's Arkansas advances to the Sweet 16.

[Sports Commentator]

Brock Purdy looks like a youth pastor.

[Roy]

All right, so Greg Cody continues to

[Stugats]

be on fire today, calling for the ball and then just backing away from the microphone because you loved how much you love the looks like game. You were insulted. You're insulted that damagek. Look, this is the truth here. I urge you to go check out the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody. Greg feels threatened by damage. Damage did a back in my. Dave, do you have a back in my day today? It's Tuesday.

[Dan LeBatard]

No, I happen not to. I had jury duty yesterday. I didn't have time to work one up, but maybe. Maybe next week we're.

[Stugats]

Did you have jury duty yesterday?

[Dan LeBatard]

No, I did not. We're aiming for back in my day next week.

[Joe Biden (Impersonation by Greg Cody)]

Week.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

So that's a May not.

[Greg Cody]

You missed march, right?

[Dan LeBatard]

Won't next week be March 30th?

[Stugats]

Oh, you got lucky.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

30th.

[Dan LeBatard]

I think so.

[Stugats]

You're promising. So you're promising on. That means you're. You're locked in for one.

[Dan LeBatard]

I'm hitting at it, that's for sure. I don't want to say.

[Stugats]

What are you laughing about, Roy?

[Siegfried]

Oh, we're just getting ready for my top five teams that I like to watch as Roy. Do you want to hear them?

[Stugats]

Well, but I heard you clap, and then I saw off camera there.

[Roy]

There was somebody that was opening the door.

[Siegfried]

Oh, I. The Clemson Tiger. Oli. The Cincinnati Bengals. Oli. The LSU tigers. Number five, the Princeton tigers. Number four, the Auburn tigers. Number three, Tiger woods. Number two, Memphis Tigers. And number one, of course, the San Antonio spurs.

[Roy]

Oh, God.

[Dan LeBatard]

I'm not having a stroke.

[Roy]

I'm not having a stroke. I'm not having a stroke. Did I just see somebody dressed as a tiger crawl into that room? Did I just see ass crack scurry past? I mean, so you guys could make the joke of Ethan attacks Roy as a. As a tiger. A visual joke. Joke.

[Greg Cody]

As if we haven't had the mind, Dan.

[Stugats]

As if we haven't had enough.

[Greg Cody]

Wait, I guess it's not theater of the mind. Theater the eyes.

[Stugats]

As if we have not had enough

[Roy]

nonsense today that alienates the audio audience, including Zaz stumbling down some stairs. A joke that only works if you're watching visually.

[Mike Ryan]

It's a great joke, though.

[Roy]

Whose idea was that?

[Greg Cody]

And now under the table my dad just fed me.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

I have a top five, too.

[Dan LeBatard]

Just, you know, that kind of thing. Hey, Zaz is back.

[Sports Commentator]

Jack.

[Dan LeBatard]

Welcome back, Jack.

[Stugats]

You were trying to whisper to Chris

[Dan LeBatard]

that you and hand signals like sign language.

[Stugats]

What is your top five about? And can I get you mauled by a tiger before you finish it?

[Dan LeBatard]

No, let's not. But it's the top five things that connote jury duty. Because I thought you were on jury duty yesterday, but you apparently you lied

[Roy]

about being on jury duty moments ago.

[Dan LeBatard]

Search your duty as a citizen.

[Stugats]

This is a fine. I thought lying was a fine. I'm not going to use the lying cue on the pedal penalty box. But I thought. I. I thought that the lying was a fine and he lied about jury duty. Just flat out lies.

[Dan LeBatard]

A fib.

[Roy]

No, that.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, he is lying. There's something there. It should be fine.

[Stugats]

You fibbed.

[Dan LeBatard]

Can I tell you? Had a fibula in my leg. Thank you. Me couple of.

[Roy]

Is it your fibula, technically your leg.

[Stugats]

You got a fibula in your leg?

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, you. Don't you see it when you look at it?

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Greg Kozlowski's racing with a broken one.

[Stugats]

Okay.

[Dan LeBatard]

Wow. One up.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Oh, wait, that might be a femur. I'll check.

[Stugats]

Greg, are you tangled up in your headset right now? Like you lied to me about jury duty. You did. You just. You didn't have jury duty. But then you said, I've got a top five about the jury duty.

[Dan LeBatard]

No, I do, but, I mean, it can wait until you finally do jury duty, which won't be for a while because you keep postponing. You know, the real citizens, they go in there, they do their civic duty, but you're bigger and better than that. So you'll wait for the courts to call again and you'll come up with a cockamamie excuse. Well, you can't do it.

[Zaslow]

Civic duty. I pay taxes. That's my civic duty.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

It was a femur. I'm so stupid.

[Stugats]

So the fibula is a part. It's. It is the leg or it's a part of the leg?

[Mike Ryan]

Part of the leg.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

Part of the leg.

[Stugats]

I thought it was just the leg.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

I thought it was femurs. Pain.

[Stugats]

Painful. I thought the fibula was just basically a synonym for the part.

[Dan LeBatard]

No, no, it's. It's a bone. I believe it's the biggest bone in the. In the body, isn't it?

[Mike Ryan]

Depends on my body.

[Stugats]

Is it, though? I'll put it on the poll, please. At Levitar show. Is the fibula the biggest bone in the body? Because I don't think that is what

[Greg Cody]

I thought it was.

[Dan LeBatard]

The femur look it up.

[Stugats]

I believe we're showing our ignorance as a show.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

It's a femur.

[Greg Cody]

Look at me.

[Joe Biden (Impersonation by Greg Cody)]

Me.

[Dan LeBatard]

They both start with F. F is

[Mike Ryan]

like a lying vampire. I am Fibula.

[Roy]

Can you guys get me the damn patino? I've been asking for it for two days. I've been asking visually for the patino for two days of Dracula. And yes, that is great. You are absolutely right. That is a great sarcastic cartoon Dracula movie. Hey, who is it? It's Fibula. You guys don't think it's funny that patino's in the sweet 16 again? It's uproarious, is it not?

[Dan LeBatard]

Yeah, it's funny.

[Kathleen Turner (voice) / Sports Analyst]

He's really good at this.

[Mike Ryan]

I don't really like blood. Garlic.

[Stugats]

My favorite.

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The comedy movie event of the year. Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice. Now streaming only on Hulu and Disney plus.

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Time to party.

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That's a great attitude.

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It's a time traveling ass kicking big movie of that.

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You sound insane.

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Starring Vince Vaughn, James Marston and Asa Gonzalez.

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I thought you were a clone. Well, clones aren't real, dummy. And time machines are super grounded in reality.

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Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice. Rated R. Written and directed by Ben David Grabinski. Only on Hulu and Hulu on Disney plus for bundle subscribers.