Stugats (1:17)

39.

Dan LeBatard (1:17)

I love him like a pet. 38. Who made it a salad?

Stugats (1:21)

37.

Dan LeBatard (1:22)

We're rolling now, huh?

Stugats (1:24)

36.

Dan LeBatard (1:24)

Your brain beating me?

Stugats (1:25)

35.

Dan LeBatard (1:26)

Let's go States.

Stugats (1:28)

34.

Dan LeBatard (1:28)

Driver at comfort is paramount.

Stugats (1:30)

33.

Dan LeBatard (1:31)

Dummy up save up. 32 catches catch can. 31 doesn't make it right.

Stugats (1:37)

30.

Dan LeBatard (1:38)

So on and so forth.

Stugats (1:39)

That's such a bad one. 29. Very good. That one's very good. 28.

Dan LeBatard (1:43)

The Little League theory How did they get in there?

Stugats (1:47)

27.

Dan LeBatard (1:48)

Nice hat.

Stugats (1:49)

26.

Dan LeBatard (1:50)

The others they all learn from me.

Stugats (1:55)

25.

Dan LeBatard (1:55)

Don't go showering to try to please me.

Stugats (2:00)

24.

Dan LeBatard (2:01)

Look at that jerk.

Stugats (2:07)

I can't believe he successfully pulled off a months long bit. 23.

Dan LeBatard (2:13)

It's like a packing house in here. Should be hams hanging on hooks.

Stugats (2:19)

Are these next to the the two new one?

Dan LeBatard (2:21)

These next two are the two new ones.

Stugats (2:22)

The Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody is where you get your first exclusive look at what it is. The next ones are. We are about to break the top 20 here in what's been a month long bit that Mike can't stop yawning about. 20 are you on 22? 22 here unveil the newest one.

Dan LeBatard (2:42)

22. What'd you learn?

Stugats (2:46)

You felt pretty good about that.

Dan LeBatard (2:47)

Yeah, I did.

Stugats (2:47)

You did that one with a Little

Dan LeBatard (2:48)

bit of a flourish on the Greg Cody show podcast is a full extended etymology of the background on all these and what they mean, the origin, all that stuff.

Stugats (2:57)

Really?

Dan LeBatard (2:58)

Yeah.

Stugats (2:58)

So there's. You're writing something with them?

Dan LeBatard (3:01)

It's extemporaneous, but yes. Yeah, I don't need to write it down to know.

Stugats (3:09)

So it's a bit of an oral history.

Dan LeBatard (3:11)

Yes, Oral history was a good way to put it.

Roy (3:13)

What'd you learn is generally a greeting. It's like I'm walking into a room with a bunch of people I know. What'd you learn?

Dan LeBatard (3:19)

Right.

Mike Ryan (3:20)

I wasn't yawning, Greg. It's soundproof glass. I was literally saying, wow.

Dan LeBatard (3:24)

Okay.

Stugats (3:27)

Greg Cody said a couple of funny things while just sitting here muttering to himself before the show. One of the things that he said was, until I've talked about Ruben Bane, it hasn't been talked about.

Dan LeBatard (3:41)

Right.

Stugats (3:42)

Is what he said. More interesting, though, is he said, gesundheit when somebody sneezed. And I want to ask you guys what you say when someone sneezes? Because Cody informed me afterward. I'm like, you say gesundheit, huh? And he's like, well, sometimes. And then he said, sometimes I say bless you.

Dan LeBatard (4:00)

Right. But I don't say God bless you because I don't want to be presumptuous, Doctor, Bless you. You know, I'm not God. And. Very good. I don't want to speak for God. And beyond that, all you're doing is sneezing. Why is God involved in this? Sneezing is not that big a deal.

Tony (4:16)

Well, do you know where they bless you?

Dan LeBatard (4:19)

Yeah, yeah, I've heard all that.

Mike Ryan (4:20)

Your soul leaves your body, and someone had to quickly say, God bless you.

Roy (4:23)

What a dismissive wave you just gave.

Dan LeBatard (4:25)

That.

Mike Ryan (4:25)

Don't we have one more. We don't want the countdown.

Dan LeBatard (4:28)

We don't know.

Stugats (4:28)

Yeah, we're gonna get to it in a second. I want to tease it out.

Mike Ryan (4:31)

You're edging me here.

Stugats (4:32)

It's time spent listening. What are you, an amateur? People are waiting around for this stuff, so there's a little decentralizer.

Mike Ryan (4:38)

I am a radio amateur.

Tony (4:41)

I say bless you.

Dan LeBatard (4:42)

Do you?

Tony (4:42)

Yeah.

Dan LeBatard (4:43)

Is it worth a blessing, though?

Tony (4:44)

Yeah. Well, my understanding is the bless you comes from because when you sneeze, your heart skips a beat.

Dan LeBatard (4:50)

Well, supposedly. I don't believe that. I don't believe that for a minute.

Roy (4:54)

Greg, would it change your mind at

Mike Ryan (4:55)

all if you learned that the origin

Roy (4:58)

of God bless you may have come from a Pope back in 590 CE.

Mike Ryan (5:03)

Soft on crime immediately after sneeze to

Roy (5:06)

protect a person from dying. It was Pope Gregory.

Dan LeBatard (5:10)

How about that? Okay. I mean, he. Great name. Bad decision.

Stugats (5:14)

When do you choose? Do you use anything else? Is it just gesundheit and bless you? Let's put up some options on a poll at Lebatard show.

Dan LeBatard (5:21)

Say nothing is an obvious one because all you're doing is sneezing. You're not. If you're saying a heart attack, then I say God bless you, because I want God to step in and save your life.

Tony (5:31)

If someone's having a heart attack, the only thing you're doing is saying God bless you.

Dan LeBatard (5:34)

And I call 911 right after that in that order.

Roy (5:37)

You say that to me and I'm having a heart attack. You're a jerk.

Dan LeBatard (5:39)

Okay, okay. But the point, the larger point is that if you sneeze, particularly if you don't sneeze the right way, like earlier, before we came on the air, Lebatard sneezes over here. And it sounded like a grunt. It sounded like a bull in the field.

Stugats (5:54)

Muffled. It was a bit muffled.

Tony (5:55)

It didn't deserve your blessing.

Dan LeBatard (5:56)

It was a snorting sneeze that barely sounded like it. I want a sneeze to sound like the word achoo. Okay? Give me a good classic achoo. I'm more likely to say bless you a little bit.

Roy (6:06)

That I like to do at home is when my wife sneezes, I lovingly turn to her and I say, hey, shut up.

Dan LeBatard (6:12)

I like that. See, that's the proper response because it makes light of the fact that sneezing is considered such a big deal that we're bringing God into it.

Stugats (6:22)

Also funnier, given who he generally is, to not tell us it's a bit. And just tell us that that's what you do at home. Because it's. Because it's you. Because you saying shut up to anybody. When what this is is simple courtesy. Right? It's not that you need God's blessing. It's that someone has been in a momentary state of discomfort and you're saying, I noticed I'm present. I don't know what the general translation is for gesundheit. I'm more interested. The bless you is less interesting to me than Gesundheit, because I don't know how. Do any of you know how to spell that word? Yeah, you know how to spell. You think you could get it exactly right on tight. Do any of you think you can get. You can spell correctly? Do any of you think that you know the history. Because I sure as hell don't. On why it is that somebody says gesundheit. And what. What is the origin of that word?

Dan LeBatard (7:17)

I think it's a German word, and I believe it's spelled G E S U N wrong. D E I T. There's.

Mike Ryan (7:25)

There's one more on this list.

Stugats (7:28)

I need to hear it.

Dan LeBatard (7:29)

What is it? No.

Mike Ryan (7:30)

On your countdown.

Dan LeBatard (7:31)

Oh, there is.

Mike Ryan (7:32)

That's what I'm asking you.

Stugats (7:33)

I thought you meant another synonym. I don't want to. I don't want to get to it just yet. Zaz. Does he really have it wrong after saying. All right, try it again, Greg.

Dan LeBatard (7:43)

G E S U N D e I T. Incorrect.

Mike Ryan (7:53)

Remember, it's German. They throw things where they should spell

Tony (7:56)

the exact same way. You did.

Stugats (7:57)

I did.

Dan LeBatard (7:58)

I was hoping to fool you.

Stugats (7:59)

I think there's an H after.

Dan LeBatard (8:00)

Yeah, there's a.

Mike Ryan (8:01)

There's a silent h. H in there.

Dan LeBatard (8:02)

Okay, spell it then. Well, you looked it up by now.

Mike Ryan (8:05)

I have it there.

Dan LeBatard (8:06)

Ready, people?

Mike Ryan (8:06)

It's for you to spell, not for me. I'm not gonna take a quiz, Tony.

Stugats (8:09)

But, Tony, it was funny, though. It was funny where he says, go ahead and spell it, and you say, all right, and then immediately look at your computer.

Dan LeBatard (8:16)

Yeah, because I don't know how to spell it.

Mike Ryan (8:18)

Plus, when you look at it, it's like there's a lot of words here I gotta find which you know, which is the right one.

Stugats (8:23)

Jeremy, just fine for us. At your leisure. Is it just the. Is it just German for bless you?

Roy (8:28)

Yes.

Stugats (8:28)

Okay.

Dan LeBatard (8:29)

There you go.

Stugats (8:29)

Okay. I put it on the Polat Lebatard Show. Did you know that gesundheit was German for bless you? It is weird and funny that you and any of us would choose the German word for bless you instead of just saying bless you when in this country and when not otherwise speaking German.

Dan LeBatard (8:46)

The reason is gesundheit is like a funny word. You know, it's like a cartoon word that says. If I say to you gesundheit, what I'm really saying is you sneezed. Imagine that. I got to say something.

Roy (8:59)

I'd rather say gross.

Mike Ryan (9:00)

It used to literally mean health in

Roy (9:03)

German and then also at one point

Mike Ryan (9:05)

was used when they would toast to

Roy (9:07)

a drink, but that's now largely obsolete

Mike Ryan (9:10)

according to Merriam Webster dictionary. Greg, maybe you'd like the Spanish version. Like very much like Kazoon. Tight is salud, which is in Spanish.

Dan LeBatard (9:16)

Health. S A L, U D. Am I right?

Mike Ryan (9:18)

Yeah, that kind of Thing.

Dan LeBatard (9:20)

Okay, now that's. That's a proper toast.

Stugats (9:22)

Can you guys. Can you guys imagine the horror of the first person and surrounding people to witness a sneeze? That's why I would assume that we're shouting about health to people.

Dan LeBatard (9:34)

So in this.

Mike Ryan (9:35)

In this scenario, then you have grown people that are looking around, and then one guy sneezes. But no other person in that lot has ever sneezed.

Stugats (9:42)

The first sneeze. There was a first sneeze, correct? There was. At some point, there was.

Roy (9:47)

I'm on it.

Stugats (9:48)

The first person I've thought about this with. With lightning storms. How horrifying this had to be to the original caveman, like, what the. What the hell is happening here? This is horrifying. And it's the two places I've thought of it. The original lightning storm and the original sneeze. And at the third place, the birthplace of comedy, the original fart.

Mike Ryan (10:09)

Original fart is good. That's funny.

Tony (10:11)

Well, how about the first time someone witnessed someone getting struck by lightning?

Stugats (10:14)

Well, that's not witnessed a lot. And it would be horrifying. At any time through human history, that remains horrifying.

Mike Ryan (10:20)

The first birthday.

Stugats (10:23)

Oh, my God.

Mike Ryan (10:24)

The human coming out of you.

Stugats (10:25)

The first. The first labor.

Mike Ryan (10:28)

Let's get to number about your belly growing, because what is this?

Dan LeBatard (10:32)

I know.

Stugats (10:33)

It's been happening to me all my life.

Dan LeBatard (10:35)

I gotta get on a treadmill. That's what the first pregnant woman was saying. By the way, just as a quick aside, I'm the kind of guy that doesn't have to ever cover his mouth when he sneezes. Why? Because I keep my mouth shut. I have a closed mouth sneeze.

Tony (10:51)

There's no way that that sneeze comes

Mike Ryan (10:53)

out of your nose then. Yeah. Sneezing out of your nose.

Dan LeBatard (10:55)

No, it's internal. My sneeze.

Stugats (10:58)

But it could be wet out of your nose. It could.

Dan LeBatard (11:00)

But it isn't, though.

Stugats (11:01)

But it could. What do you mean? It depends.

Roy (11:03)

I gotta see this thing.

Stugats (11:04)

I also don't believe that you can. It's not possible. I think I have this right. I don't think this is an urban myth. It's not possible to urinate while sneezing correctly stops.

Roy (11:16)

Apparently everything stops.

Stugats (11:18)

The body. Your body seizes for a moment and nothing works. So it's not just urination. You don't think that there's anything else?

Roy (11:24)

You stop breathing. It's just hard.

Stugats (11:26)

It's just instant tasering paralysis.

Roy (11:28)

That's what I've heard.

Mike Ryan (11:29)

Can you imagine if that Ever happens during a big sports moment, like an end of the NBA Finals? Big time free throw, and a guy is setting up and he sneezes as he's about to release? That'd be incredible.

Roy (11:41)

What about the Masters 18th tee?

Tony (11:43)

Come to think of it, have you ever seen an NBA player sneeze?

Dan LeBatard (11:47)

No. No.

Stugats (11:48)

Draymond Green always looks like he's.

Roy (11:51)

Let me see if I can find a video of NBA player sneezing.

Stugats (11:53)

But you're not gonna find it. What do you think? You think there's a video? You think you can check the entirety of the Internet and find a video that just is NBA players sneezing?

Roy (12:03)

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Mike Ryan (13:27)

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Dan LeBatard (13:38)

Oh, Absolutely. Mike. Yeah.

Mike Ryan (13:40)

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Dan LeBatard (13:46)

Oh, delicious.

Mike Ryan (13:47)

It's the signal that says, we're not checking the time anymore, pal. It's when small talk turns into stories. Cuervo, man. It's that high five. A random stranger effect. That's right. The game is popping. You're hugging people you never met before. That's the kind of energy that that Cuervo brings. It's so smooth, so delicious. That's the Cuervo effect. Keep it Cuervo.

Stugats (14:12)

Don LeBatard. Billy, somebody has written in here. I need way more.

Dan LeBatard (14:21)

I'm sorry.

Roy (14:22)

I just said in his headset. Haven't you been to all of them too?

Dan LeBatard (14:25)

It sounded like you were speaking aloud. My bad. Totally on me. That's 100 on me.

Mike Ryan (14:32)

All right, Stugach.

Dan LeBatard (14:36)

But that goes without saying, right? That it couldn't happen.

Mike Ryan (14:38)

Well, now he said I didn't. He didn't say it

Tony (14:42)

again.

Stugats (14:42)

Greg.

Dan LeBatard (14:43)

My apologies, Greg.

Stugats (14:44)

Why Greg? Yeah, Greg. He apologized.

Tony (14:47)

And Craig, sincerely, this is the Dan

Dan LeBatard (14:50)

Levatar show with the stugats. My funniest part of the sneeze is when you're about to sneeze and you look at sunlight because sunlight makes you sneeze. If you're going like this, you look at the sun and it brings on the sneeze.

Stugats (15:13)

21.

Dan LeBatard (15:13)

Okay, 22 was what you learned.

Stugats (15:15)

Yeah. That's why 21 is now Hee Haw 3. Really?

Dan LeBatard (15:23)

That's correct.

Stugats (15:24)

That doesn't make the top 20 an all timer. For those of you who do not know Greg, please stand behind me at and show people this because I want to recreate Chris Cody's childhood. For those who don't, do not know the history of this. Greg Cody was a street umpire and his kids hated that he was the street umpire, but they needed that.

Mike Ryan (15:45)

True.

Stugats (15:46)

Yes. They hated it because he make it, not surprisingly about him. And so when someone would strike out, Greg Cody would have this as the third strike call.

Dan LeBatard (15:56)

Hee Haw 3.

Mike Ryan (16:00)

There are 20 better than that.

Dan LeBatard (16:01)

MLB haven't adopted that.

Stugats (16:03)

What happened to your bidet?

Dan LeBatard (16:04)

Well, that's an aside. Yeah, the bidet came to be attached to Hee Haw3, but it's always parenthetical and it's best used almost as a punchline. Like this should be a two or three second pause between the Haw3. The Hee Haw3 beat beat. But see, again, that's the etymology of it. There's a background. There's a method to the madness on all these things. But next week we're in the top 20.

Stugats (16:36)

How is that out of the top 20? I think that's shocking. You said last week that you have 17 worthy of number one. Yeah, I would have thought that that would have been one of them. That is what one of your classics around here and.

Dan LeBatard (16:48)

And that's how good the list is.

Tony (16:50)

You're telling me that you have the

Dan LeBatard (16:52)

remainder of this list laid out not in sequential order. I have a three page lists of more than I think we. There are almost 100 because of the ones I've added during the countdown. So from 100 I get the top 50.

Roy (17:10)

Pardon me.

Stugats (17:11)

The elser is always interested in improving. Sometimes more loudly than others.

Mike Ryan (17:17)

It's like right underneath my feet. I feel the drill bit.

Dan LeBatard (17:19)

I know you feel the buzzing.

Roy (17:21)

Dan. While we're kind of cleaning out the sneezing category here I have Quinn and Williams the football player during before he was drafted he was interviewed and in it he sneezes, blesses himself and then thanks himself.

Stugats (17:32)

Ok. And you can get the Lou Holtz. You can whatever sneezing. And we had for a time this is actually Zazzle said yesterday that he loves some of the old 790 stories. What I remember about the moment that we arrived as a show where we were uncommonly popular and it was confusing to me how many young people were listening to us was at live nightclubs very early in where it is that they were starting to become one of the biggest nightclubs in the world. Jump around came on as a song and and a giant group of people started jumping up and down singing I'm a violent Sneezer because we had a bit for a long time that was Goose Gossage threw out his back as a reliever sneezing one time and he looks like somebody who would throw out his back sneezing. Jokic looks like somebody who in sports right now looks to you most Draymond's always mid sneeze but he's fighting off a sneeze dream. But who looks to you most likely because of thickness of body that if they went on the uninjured reserve and I told you yeah. Threw out their back sneezing you'd say yeah, I could. I could see that because of the thickness of their body.

Mike Ryan (18:53)

Shane Lowry.

Stugats (18:54)

I thought you were going to go Kyle Lowry.

Mike Ryan (18:57)

I like Shane here. I like my hand.

Stugats (19:00)

Desmond Bain also a good one for me just wouldn't surprise me if he threw out his back sneezing. But go ahead and clean, clean out the sneezing file.

Dan LeBatard (19:09)

I'm a violent sneezer.

Stugats (19:10)

That's Dusty Rhodes doing it. That's the fake. That's Cody Rhodes father, Dusty, the fake Dusty Rhodes. And he is. He's a violent sneezer.

Dan LeBatard (19:20)

I'm a violent sneezer.

Roy (19:22)

Now we have Lou Holtz, the famous one.

Stugats (19:24)

Also mentioned Amir Abdullah.

Tony (19:25)

Now Marshall, usually it's all Rakim Kato,

Stugats (19:27)

who did throw a touchdown pass in his 43.

Tony (19:31)

Devin Johnson put up 272 yards.

Stugats (19:33)

That's a Marshall record. Nothing to sneeze at. Those papers on that desk were covered. It's not right. Like the, the sound, you know. Don't tell me it's not. Listen to the weapon. Well, you think so? Here, just. Let's listen again and you guys tell me whether there's spray here or not. Yes or no. Also mentioned Amir Abdullah.

Tony (19:52)

Now, Marshall, usually it's all Rakim Cato,

Stugats (19:54)

who did throw a touchdown pass in his 40.

Dan LeBatard (19:56)

That was a wet set.

Roy (19:58)

Now you're right.

Dan LeBatard (19:58)

That's a wet.

Mike Ryan (19:59)

So much spray.

Roy (19:59)

There is some spray there all over the. Tries to stifle it, but yeah, you

Mike Ryan (20:03)

could tell it's on his shirt.

Stugats (20:04)

So you guys think that Trevor Matich is looking at the b. The back of one of his paws and he's like, oh, my God, Lou, what are you. And yeah, shaking his hand clean. What else do you have in the sneezing?

Roy (20:15)

We have Quinn and Williams sneezing, blessing himself and then thanking himself.

Dan LeBatard (20:19)

Different character things.

Stugats (20:22)

Listen, thank you that I got here.

Roy (20:24)

So

Dan LeBatard (20:26)

he didn't say bless me, did he? Thank you. Okay.

Stugats (20:29)

Okay. But do you understand that this is funny as audio, but visually, the sound that comes out of Holtz is the one that you'd think would come out of Williams, but the sound that comes out of Williams is the sound you'd think would come out of a frail old man.

Dan LeBatard (20:45)

Different character things. Listen, thank you.

Stugats (20:49)

That I got here. So that's not a. That's, that's a. A gentle breeze. That's not a sneeze. That's a. That's. That's curtains billowing open. That's not a sneeze. How. How big is that man?

Dan LeBatard (21:01)

How.

Stugats (21:01)

What is the. What is the size of that human being? That is not a sneeze that matches the size in any way. And I could barely. Like, the sneeze is. It's so muffled as to be that of a. Of a mouse. 63303 play one more time so I can hear how delicate that is. Different character things. Listen, thank you that I got here.

Mike Ryan (21:23)

So he's a holder in her, just like Greg Cody.

Tony (21:25)

That's what it is.

Dan LeBatard (21:26)

You gotta. You gotta develop the art of close mouth sneezing. You have to. It works.

Stugats (21:33)

What are you laughing about? Says, I mean, why do you bless

Tony (21:36)

himself and thank himself?

Stugats (21:39)

Somebody has to use your life on delay. Like you're just. You're just. You're just realizing.

Tony (21:45)

I just don't think it counts if you bless yourself.

Stugats (21:48)

No, it does. What do you mean it doesn't count?

Roy (21:50)

Somebody else very courteous to himself.

Stugats (21:52)

You think it doesn't count? What do you mean it doesn't count? It doesn't count. Count as a blessing.

Tony (21:56)

You need someone else to bless you. Like if you. Like if you're dying, you can't just then start blessing yourself. You need someone else to give you the blessings and the prayers.

Dan LeBatard (22:04)

So it matters if I bless you?

Stugats (22:06)

Yeah.

Dan LeBatard (22:06)

For sneezing?

Stugats (22:07)

Yeah.

Dan LeBatard (22:07)

What am I, a clergyman all of a sudden? What authority do I have to bless?

Tony (22:11)

I know I don't have any authority to bless myself. Somebody else got to do it for me. Help me out.

Stugats (22:18)

Can someone please explain to me, because I do want an explanation for this. Shams is going on Pat McAfee and doing something he generally doesn't do as an insider. And he's going after Doc Rivers. Doc Rivers likes to go after Shams and Shams credibility. And he says that Shams is inaccurate. And he says he's objecting to Shams report that. That the Bucs are the most or were the most toxic situation in the league. And it was thoroughly reported. It was a written piece. And he talked to a great many people. But he got the perspective clearly from the camp of Yanis. It was informed by the camp of Yanis. And it is, I'm assuming, an accurate appraisal of how that camp feels. And Doc is questioning it. And I'm wondering if it's possible that neither one of these people is actually lying. Is it possible that Doc's just out of touch or that Charms is getting a wrong appraisal. Is it possible that they have two different perspectives on this, that Doc is used to locker rooms that are bad, that it's not that abnormal a thing to have a disgruntled superstar. Some of this stuff is out in public. Is it possible that neither of them is lying? They're just different perspectives.

Dan LeBatard (23:53)

I think it's more likely that somebody is misleading Shams than the Opposite, because that's a problem with having a source, whether it's an agent.

Stugats (24:02)

He's got a lot of sources, though. It's not just one. He's got a lot of sources, and one of them appears to be Cam Thomas. Disgruntled player.

Dan LeBatard (24:09)

Yeah, but sources aren't working for the reporter. Sources are working for their vested interest for their client. And they want to put forth whatever narrative suits them. You know, it's not that they're chummy with Cham and want to gift him a scoop or anything. They're. You know, there's a. There's always an interest outside of what's referring to.

Stugats (24:31)

I don't question Shams information. I don't. Some of the means of getting the information is something I've questioned, but I don't question his information. He tends to get all this stuff right for context.

Mike Ryan (24:43)

Excuse me. He was publicly challenged by both the Miami Heat and Jimmy Butler's agent about a story, and Shams let the agent do his thing, which was probably telling him one thing and then publicly doing another, withstood Pat Riley and the Miami Heat organization making a rare public show of calling into question his integrity. And CHAM just bid his time, and then he was right in the end.

Tony (25:10)

So why is he speaking out this time, though?

Mike Ryan (25:13)

I don't know. I don't know. And I'm curious as to why people think Cam Thomas is a source here.

Stugats (25:19)

Let me get the sham sound before we answer that question.

Tony (25:23)

Listen, the reality of everything in Milwaukee is this. If they spent as much time dealing with their own internal dynamics and problems as they do responding to accurate reports,

Roy (25:33)

they wouldn't be in the mess that

Dan LeBatard (25:34)

they're in right now.

Tony (25:36)

I'm just focused on doing the job

Roy (25:39)

at the highest of levels that I possibly can.

Stugats (25:41)

I got one more for you.

Tony (25:42)

I got one more for you. All right, so I watched some documentaries

Stugats (25:45)

from time to time.

Roy (25:46)

I saw one on Fyre Festival. Right.

Dan LeBatard (25:48)

And so the. The.

Tony (25:49)

The part we're at now is when,

Roy (25:51)

you know, everyone wants to run and

Stugats (25:53)

you're doing the COVID up, and again, it's totally fine.

Tony (25:56)

I'm just here to document and cover it the right way. And I. I feel like we've done an unbelievable job tracking everything.

Dan LeBatard (26:03)

And at the end of the day,

Tony (26:04)

the last month and a half, we've seen it. Can I just say that I love that Fyre Fest documentary so much. Has anyone seen them?

Stugats (26:12)

They're two of them.

Tony (26:13)

I saw the first one, the OG One, where they open up that meal and it's like one slice of brew.

Stugats (26:18)

They're both good.

Roy (26:19)

They're.

Stugats (26:20)

They're both. They're both excellent documentaries. Was yours the one that talked to the fraudster or didn't have the fraudster?

Tony (26:28)

No, I think they talked to him.

Stugats (26:29)

Okay. I think the other one's better.

Tony (26:31)

Oh, really?

Stugats (26:31)

Yeah, I think the. I saw them where the guy s a d. I believe so, yeah.

Mike Ryan (26:38)

That's the only one I know about.

Tony (26:39)

Supposed to be like luxury suites. They're like tents.

Stugats (26:41)

There is a shocking story, and I believe the other one, that when you see the other one, you'll see why it is that the other one is more memorable.

Tony (26:49)

Love Fyre Fest.

Mike Ryan (26:50)

That is a bar from Shams, and it's totally accurate. From where I'm standing, this whole Milwaukee thing is a total mess.

Tony (26:57)

Oh, I mean, obviously it's a mess, but I don't know, like you just said, Shams didn't hit back at the Miami Heat one, but this one, for whatever reason, he's deciding, you know, because Doc Rivers come at him a couple times. You remember when Shams was participating in the celebrity game at the All Star? Doc Rivers made the quip that because he's on Giannis team, maybe Giannis will trade Shams through the other team. Like, Doc's been needling him a couple of times. And I love this story, by the way. I hope it continues. All right. I just think it's. It's pretty unusual for a guy who I think we all acknowledge is the best in the business, where he's not just letting the reporting speak, where it's, hey, I got to take a jab, too.

Mike Ryan (27:37)

Is he also reading the room where maybe where the Miami Heat and Jimmy Butler's agent still had plenty of time in this sport. Doc is probably done being a meaningful person in this sport in terms of coaching teams and whatnot. So he's like, okay, we'll go ahead. You want some? Let's do this now.

Dan LeBatard (27:57)

I mean, you. You may be right. But when I think of Doc Rivers, he's the ultimate recyclable coach, right? Like, if I had to make a prediction, if I had to bet, I'm like, yeah, Doc Rivers is going to turn up again with another team. I'd be surprised if he didn't. And so in. In effect, Shams is burning this bridge that he may have to deal with.

Stugats (28:16)

Well, Doc told Beetle Michelle Beetle that he'd heard from 10 to 15 people that shams was going to get revenge on him for what it is that Rivers told Beetle the joke earlier this season that Giannis should trade Shams, like,

Tony (28:31)

so that means Shams is going around. He's apparently telling at least 10 to 15 people, I'm going to get revenge on Doc rivers. And those 10 to 15 people find Doc. Hey, you know what Chams told me? He's going to get revenge. I don't buy that.

Stugats (28:43)

Okay, you don't have to buy that. And I don't know Shams this way. I think the best and most positive thing that I could say about Shams, not that I have very much negative to say about him, is he gets it right. Like, that part's hard to do. And there aren't a lot of examples that you can point to of him getting it wrong. He's absolutely at the top of credibility here. But Woj would do some vengeance shit. Like it wasn't quite impartial there. And so I don't know.

Tony (29:22)

But he would do with his work, right?

Stugats (29:24)

Well, but that's what. But that's what this could be perceived as. If Doc thinks that piece is a hit piece, and if it's meant to make Doc look bad, he could think that that piece was a byproduct of bringing. Look, man, this is a pretty positive time to beat Doc Rivers. You're getting into the hall of Fame. You get one chance at that. That is for retired athletes, the greatest thing. It's a fountain of youth. You get to relive your are on the sidelines, man. They've got control, but it's not like having the ball in your hands. It's not the same thing at all. You're in meetings, you're handling bullshit.

Tony (30:00)

It's not.

Stugats (30:01)

Coaches stay near the game because they miss what it was before. Doc was a really good player. And Doc is getting into the hall of Fame and he could revisit his youth as a. As a player and look at what he has instead. One of the few coaches ever fired immediately after getting into the hall of Fame. When the hell do you see that? And instead what you get is around that time, a sham story that says that's the biggest Mets in the league that he presides over. Excuse me.

Roy (30:30)

Ah, folks, listen up. Let's talk about moms. Our madres. Could be your mom, could be a grandma, could be a stepmom. Whoever filled that role for you, what's the one thing that she does that nobody else does? Like the oddly specific way she texts and how she knows you're lying before you even finish that sentence. That's the good stuff. That's the she deserves way more than this type stuff. And yeah, flowers are the go to on Mother's Day, but not all flowers hit the same. That's why I like 1-800-FLOWERS. They've been doing it for over 50 years, so they've got it down pat. The bouquet shows up fresh, full, not sad, and half alive. Like some of these last minute gas station situations. And right now, this is big. You order one dozen roses, they double it to two dozen for free. Which makes it seem like you planned ahead when you probably didn't. And trust me, I've used them before. The box shows up, you open it, it smells legit. Looks great. It's one of those pat yourself on the back, I did a good job here type situations. Mother's day is Sunday, May 10, and the bouquets are selling out fast. Trust me. Do not wait to claim your double roses offer before they're gone. Visit 1-800-flowers-com dan. That's 1-800-flowers. Com dan, 1-800-flowers.com. you tell yourself no one wants your

Mike Ryan (31:43)

college era band tees.

Roy (31:45)

But on Depop, people are searching for exactly what you've got. You once paid a small fortune for them at merch stands.

Mike Ryan (31:52)

Now a teenager who calls them vintage

Roy (31:54)

will offer that same small fortune back. Sell them easily on Depop. Just snap a few photos and we'll take care of the rest. Who knew your questionable music taste would

Dan LeBatard (32:04)

be a money making machine?

Roy (32:06)

Your style can make you cash. Start selling on Depop, where taste recognizes taste.

Mike Ryan (32:12)

K Pop Demon Hunters Haja Boys Breakfast Meal and Hunt Tricks Meal have just dropped at McDonald's. They're calling this a battle for the fans. What do you say to that, Rumi?

Stugats (32:20)

It's not a battle.

Dan LeBatard (32:22)

So glad the Saja Boys could take breakfast and give our meal the rest of the day.

Roy (32:26)

It is an honor to share.

Mike Ryan (32:28)

No, it's our honor.

Roy (32:29)

It is our larger honor.

Stugats (32:31)

No, really, stop.

Mike Ryan (32:33)

You can really feel the respect in this battle.

Stugats (32:36)

Pick a meal to pick a side

Roy (32:40)

and participate in McDonald's while supplies last.

Dan LeBatard (32:41)

Don Lebatard Baker Mayfield tearing up Tampa Bay 38 for 45 stugats. This is the Don Levatar show with the stugats.

Tony (32:53)

You're framing it there. The timing of it. As if Shams is holding onto it.

Stugats (32:57)

Jesus. I'm sorry. I don't.

Roy (32:59)

I don't hear it.

Mike Ryan (32:59)

What are you guys talking about?

Stugats (33:00)

It's Doc's. It's Doc's accusation. It's not mine.

Tony (33:03)

Right, Right. Okay, so Doc's accusation, but also it's. It's coming out when. When Doc was just fired from Milwaukee. Like that's, that's. The timing is that it's not like with what's his name, Rory McElroy, where the reporter's waiting for Masters Week. No, Doc just got fired. This is the story. It's right now.

Stugats (33:21)

Well, he didn't get fired, allegedly. He's got another year in his contract and he's going to be making about $10 million next year. And he might actually be a consultant for the Bucks, you guys. Different opinion, though. May have coached his last game. I wouldn't be surprised if he is back. He's. He's gotten a number of good jobs. Is this going to be the punctuation? Like he keep. He's always popular and charismatic enough to get great jobs.

Mike Ryan (33:43)

You. You raise a good question. He did win a championship in Milwaukee, so it's not like this is a total disaster.

Dan LeBatard (33:49)

I think he'll be on the. The talk to him list for any team with an opening. I would bet. I don't know what the odds would be, but I would bet that he's coaching somewhere next season if he wants to.

Stugats (34:01)

All right, put it on the poll at Lebatard show. Is Doc going to coach again? Also way late, but I'm grateful it's here. Roy's video of the day is finally making an appearance. Roy's video of the day. Congratulations.

Mike Ryan (34:18)

Developing this idea for three years.

Stugats (34:20)

Yep.

Dan LeBatard (34:21)

Finally got it done.

Stugats (34:22)

And so you can see it in the bottom right hand corner of the screen. If you are somebody who watches the show on YouTube. Something we have not talk.

Roy (34:30)

Talked about in this dog's taking a. On the baseball field.

Mike Ryan (34:34)

Way to go, Roy.

Stugats (34:36)

It is the. Yes. Mascot. The mascot dog that is supposed to come out and pick up the bat or whatever. Yeah. Just has to go to the bathroom and decides to do it near second base.

Roy (34:46)

Not the mascot dog. The bat dog. That's right.

Stugats (34:49)

It is the dog that's a mascot. Nope, it's not a mascot.

Roy (34:52)

It's just a bat dog. Not in a costume. Wouldn't call the bat boy or the

Mike Ryan (34:57)

bat girl a mascot.

Roy (34:59)

They're just the bat boy or the bat girl.

Stugats (35:00)

So you think this is a bat dog? You don't think this is the mascot?

Roy (35:04)

That's exactly what it is. It's a bat dog.

Stugats (35:06)

All right, put it on the poll at Levitard show. Is the bat dog a mascot?

Mike Ryan (35:10)

I mean, technically, you mentioned Bat Boy and Batgirl. When in soccer. In European soccer, when all the children Come out in uniform with the soccer players. They do call those kids mascots.

Dan LeBatard (35:19)

Yeah.

Roy (35:19)

This is baseball, where they have a bat boy and a batgirl.

Stugats (35:21)

And that's a bat dog, not a bat boy or a bat girl. And if it is a bat dog, it might be male or female. So why wouldn't that be a bat girl or bat boy as well? Because that might be a very good boy. Although there it's being a bad boy.

Mike Ryan (35:37)

Are you suggesting it might be a bat bitch?

Roy (35:44)

That's a Pat dog.

Stugats (35:45)

That was that. That was Pat McAfee's response to Shams dropping a bar on Doc R.

Mike Ryan (35:56)

He's right.

Stugats (35:56)

It's also the sound of a wildebeest dying painfully in the wild.

Roy (36:02)

Really had a walrus or like a seal walrus strong. It's a dead walrus. If I've ever been the.

Stugats (36:09)

He danced.

Mike Ryan (36:10)

Say it was a good call.

Dan LeBatard (36:10)

Say it.

Stugats (36:12)

You think that's a walrus or a wildebeest?

Dan LeBatard (36:14)

Let me hear it again.

Stugats (36:17)

It's a bigger animal than a walrus. I feel like.

Mike Ryan (36:20)

Dan, have you seen a walrus lately?

Dan LeBatard (36:22)

I'm gonna go with walrus. Clap it up for walrus. Definitely walrus. Walrus has run. Great answer.

Mike Ryan (36:30)

Good answer.

Dan LeBatard (36:30)

Good answer. Big tusks.

Stugats (36:31)

We have got to start getting ready for soccer and the World Cup. We're going to have games in this country. And we did not talk. And this is my fault that we did not talk about this. It is fairly shocking that Italy wasn't going to be in the World Cup. It is fairly more shocking that developments in the world that keeps Ira out of the World cup might make it so that now Italy is back in the World Cup. Do you, as a World cup lover and I've told your son the other day of that truly terrible motel that you and I stayed in in Los Angeles, in downtown Los Angeles.

Mike Ryan (37:07)

Because there were so few places downtown in the 90s.

Stugats (37:11)

Oh, yeah. Greg can tell you the story.

Mike Ryan (37:13)

You watched the news back then, Greg,

Stugats (37:15)

Cody and I stayed in a terrible downtown hotel. Cause it was so hard to get lodging the last time the World cup or not. Is that the last time?

Dan LeBatard (37:23)

Is that 94? Yeah.

Stugats (37:25)

The last time the World cup was in the United States. It was so hard to get.

Mike Ryan (37:29)

Did you guys see the nightcrawler or not?

Stugats (37:31)

What do you remember about that motel? Because downtown Los Angeles. We were the nightcrawler. We both, he and I were wandering around the streets of downtown Los Angeles looking for accidents, Right?

Dan LeBatard (37:43)

Yeah. And fires. Was Scott Price with us or my. Okay, I Think I remember that there was a. Maybe it was connected with a motel or hotel, but there was a restaurant there that had a particular dish that I kept going back to at a

Mike Ryan (38:01)

motel at the Cecil Hotel.

Stugats (38:03)

I've told you guys that this bar is one of the worst bars I've ever been in. Greg was in it every night. It was a bit of a tiki hut, but this was a straight up downtown motel.

Dan LeBatard (38:11)

Yeah.

Stugats (38:12)

This was like 30 bucks a night.

Dan LeBatard (38:15)

Yeah, it was great. I loved it.

Roy (38:17)

So the food you kept going back

Dan LeBatard (38:18)

for the no Tell Motel, it was called.

Stugats (38:20)

Regardless, I was talking to you about Italy. You got lost in your own thoughts. You remembered the. Scott, I did bring it up, but I was asking you about Italy.

Dan LeBatard (38:28)

Italy is one of the international powers of soccer, and it's good for the World cup if they're in the tournament. Also for different reasons. I think it'd be pretty fun to have Iran in the tournament as well.

Stugats (38:42)

Yeah.

Tony (38:42)

What are some of those reasons?

Stugats (38:43)

Put it on the poll.

Mike Ryan (38:44)

Would you think it'd be fun if you run wearing the tournament?

Dan LeBatard (38:47)

Fun.

Mike Ryan (38:47)

Fun. Yeah, fun.

Dan LeBatard (38:49)

They're supposed they're scheduled to play a game on July 3, the day in the United States. Chicago, I think. I don't know if that'll happen because they're asking for all their matches to be moved to Mexico. But, you know, that's intrigue. Intrigue is good. Controversy is good.

Mike Ryan (39:06)

So Italy. Italy is actually making a recent habit of not making the World cup final because, look, my dog is about 76 years old in doggy years.

Tony (39:18)

How'd you figure that out?

Mike Ryan (39:20)

Took her to the vet. She's seen Italy play in the World cup once. For many people, the only memory they have in the World cup is Luis Suarez biting Chiellini. And also in the middle of this run where they're missing World Cup. Pardon me, spicy meatball.

Stugats (39:36)

This is getting aggressively louder in the

Mike Ryan (39:39)

middle of them missing all these World Cups. They've also won a European Championship in Wembley. That was a disaster, too. But this was hugely disappointing. Italy, all they had to do, unfortunately, they had to go through Bosnia and Herzegovina, but they had to play both of those countries. They did, and they lost and they're out. Gattuso, their manager, a former legendary player for the national team.

Tony (40:02)

What do you say?

Mike Ryan (40:03)

Well, famously, he once said, this summertime

Stugats (40:06)

is maybe good summertime. It may be.

Mike Ryan (40:08)

He has resigned. That's a great descriptor for our show, too. He has resigned, but now a small window of opportunity has opened up with Iran and the State of the World cup in doubt. FIFA is considering a four team playoff for one final opportunity for a team like Italy to make the World Cup.

Tony (40:30)

That's like a play in.

Mike Ryan (40:31)

It is. And it's also kind of unprecedented because this situation, usually it's decided well in advance. We're just a month and a half away here, and a decision needs to be made as we're still in military operations against Iran as the host nation. So Italy has a shot here. And now there are some Italians that are like, we don't want this charity case. A lot of people concerned, like, but they're gonna make fun of us if we make it. I don't think there's any shortage of people making fun of the Italian national. They have to hire a new manager for this. But yes, I think we should all be on board with Italy making the World cup because it would be an absolute scene.

Dan LeBatard (41:08)

I mean, Italy is still thought of as a world power in soccer. I know that they maybe haven't been lately, but when I think of Italian soccer, I go all the way back to Giorgio Canalia, who was one of the stars of the early NASL in the. In the 70s. And back then, Italy was with Brazil and Germany and. And all those countries that you associate with international global football. And to me, that lingers. To me, Italy to this day would be a draw in a stadium in a way that better teams would not be.

Stugats (41:41)

Summertimes may be good. Summertime it may be. I thought when Mike Ryan said that about what people remember generationally about the Italian soccer team. I'm remembering us stumbling out of that motel and Baggio missing a penalty kick is what I'm remembering.

Mike Ryan (41:57)

Yeah, but you all.

Stugats (41:58)

That's right.

Mike Ryan (41:59)

By the way, Dan, really quick an update on the wildebeest versus walrus. Go ahead, play that. Wildebeest average about 5ft tall and 500 pounds. A male walrus is around 3,000 pounds and 9 to 12ft tall.

Stugats (42:14)

Whoa. The walrus is bigger than the wildebeest

Mike Ryan (42:18)

by like, three times.