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Stugatz
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Dan LeBatard
Cuervo?
Mero
Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Stugatz
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Mero
Sweet, delicious Cuervo.
Stugatz
Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion.
Mike Ryan
Cuervo.
Stugatz
So enjoy the tequila that started it all.
Dan LeBatard
Cuervo.
Mike Ryan
Cuervo.
Stugatz
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo Cuervo.com Please drink responsibly.
Mike Ryan
Cuervo.
Billy
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats podcast. I have a hard time watching this Boston team play. This is a group that's won a title and they look shook and they look small and they look uncertain.
Dan LeBatard
Tatum maneuvering overboard, locked away. Another great defensive play for the Knicks. They've got it.
Mero
They've won it.
Dan LeBatard
New York has gone up two games to none. Have you ever blown two 20 point leads in the playoffs back to back? Have you ever held onto your timeouts.
Mike Ryan
While you watched your team collapse?
Dan LeBatard
No. Well, I never thought Marzu was good and I'm glad I haven't yet because he clearly isn't. It makes me wonder how they're supposed to think Mazula's good. It's like these people all forget. He just sit here and I need those dudes. I wish Bret Stephens would come back.
Roy
Bravo Streeter.
Dan LeBatard
Oh my God. Excellent, excellent job.
Jeremy
Banger.
Mero
Miami can only be trolls at this point in life. We can just look at you and bother you. So Boston, I guess from down here we would say is your coach good and is your your star late? We would ask you from Boston. Mero's asking you and he's got Brunson in his pocket, like literally because he's that small and they've got you on the ropes and are you going to take jumpers the rest of the way? Tony, please. Mero, you.
Billy
I got a question for Mero. Dan, I got a question for Merrill because. Okay. And Meron, have you ever had to do something at a time that you didn't think you would be doing that thing? Okay, so the other night. Yes, I have my, I have my baby. Four, four months old. She's starting to teeth, right? So mommy's like, hey, can you put her in bed with us? She feels bad. I'm like, okay, I'll put it. The issue is our bed right in the middle where she sleeps. The vent de la ricondic goes right to her. So every time the AC kicks on, it hits her, she wakes up, she wakes me up, and then we got an issue. So at 3:58 in the morning, yo. Yeah, me boy. So I went down to the garage, down to the stairs, got the light on, started looking for stuff. Took out the step ladder, took out the power drill. And then I got to a point and I'm going to play the music right now, cuz I, I, I haven't said this word, but it's going to be a randadilla and it's very Cuban. But I'm going to let you in, cuz you're my brother. I'm going to let you in with something very Cuban.
Mero
Toast to gods.
Billy
Yeah. Back in your life. As got back up to the room and I looked at the vent, Dan, today's refendadilla, today's word of the day is encojonao.
Dan LeBatard
Encohonao.
Billy
Encohonau. I was pissed, Dan. I was pissed to a level that I could not imagine because as I sat staring at the vent that was a little bit higher than I thought. So I had to take the step ladder and take it back downstairs and then take the ladder at 3:58 in the morning and then start going up. My baby's crying, my wife is mad at me, but I'm like, I'm not doing this anymore. So I took the power drill, change the vent, the direction of the vent at 4 o' clock in the morning, Dan. The most handy thing I've ever done at that time.
Mero
Forgive me though, because. Thank you, El don el padron. Thank you. I'm not quite Latin enough honestly to know the answer to the question I'm about to ask you, which is enco nado. I'm pretty sure whatever the equivalent would be in English. That seems to me a word nobody should be saying on public airwaves.
Billy
Yeah, but this isn't public. Oh no, it's just us.
Mero
No, but I'm saying the translation of that would not pass Like English muster. Like, this is. And it's in.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, you.
Mero
It's. I feel like it's an illegal word.
Dan LeBatard
Can I ask? No. As a non Spanish speaker, is it. Is it related to cojones? It's absolutely related to absolutely 100. But you're upset. It means you're upset, right?
Billy
It's like, I'm upset from down here.
Dan LeBatard
Oh. From the.
Billy
Like, from the loins. Like, I'm so mad now. Like, the anger is coming from such a deep place, Dan.
Dan LeBatard
Kind of like it's all the way, like, to pull a Pharrell in your plums.
Billy
Exactly right.
Roy
How do we spell this? We're missing some words in the enunciation.
Billy
Oh, yeah, we're definitely missing words because. Because Cubans skip over certain words and go home.
Mero
But the way that he's saying that your rage is such that really your ball sack is now, like, making all of you. Yes. It's not just tight. You're. If you were 6:2, the rage is gathering at the center of your ball sack to make you six one.
Dan LeBatard
Like Miro said. You know what it does? It raises that seam in your ball sack. All men know you got that seam in your balls. It raises that seam in your ball sack to look like the running mountain.
Stugatz
On a map of America.
Mero
And this is why I didn't think any of this should be on public airwaves. But in the middle of that, you also said something.
Dan LeBatard
Hey, baby, you know what you get? Isn't it weird that there is a seam down there? Like, someone sewed it up. Was like. Was it one. We evolved from, like, one. God went there with, like, a needle and thread.
Mike Ryan
And so Joe.
Roy
Little worker angels.
Stugatz
A golden.
Billy
Golden thread.
Dan LeBatard
Light bluish hue.
Mero
I thought market. I've got. I've got a different Joanne's copy fabric. I've got a different refined for you. Because Tony also said. Which I also don't think you can say on air. I don't think that's probably not.
Billy
Yeah.
Mero
Okay, well, what are we doing?
Roy
We were gonna bleep that one.
Mero
No, but. Okay, so now you. Yeah. What do you want?
Billy
It's just like saying mfer, you know, Is it?
Mero
No.
Roy
What is your mother. Right.
Billy
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
The PG is like, to hell with this.
Billy
Exact. Exactly.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
How about pingu.
Billy
Well, yeah.
Dan LeBatard
Hey, you know.
Billy
You know what we do around here.
Dan LeBatard
That's why.
Billy
Soya casa. That's why. So.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Talking.
Mero
Okay. Get out of here. That's enough of you. Mero. Thank you for being on with us. We appreciate it.
Dan LeBatard
Next win baby. Next win, 2 020. Took two from you. Took two of your cookies. Soft right out the oven in the fake garden, bro. And snatched two of your cookies right off your tray, bro, before they even cooled down. Yes. See you at the real Garden. Next up, Yankees up. Let's go. Stop playing with me. And we got Malik Neighbors, bro. You know what I'm saying? Giants.
Mero
You can't do that.
Dan LeBatard
No one cares about. That was a pathetic.
Mero
Wait a minute. That was a pathetic dismount by you. And we got Malik neighbors.
Dan LeBatard
Pathetic. Pathetic. That's what you're three and 14. Let's go.
Mike Ryan
You also have Russell Wilson. I mean, that's right.
Dan LeBatard
And James Winston.
Mike Ryan
17 and Jackson Dart.
Mero
7Pm in Brooklyn is the show with Carmelo Anthony, who is right.
Dan LeBatard
And we got victory light. And we got. According to the kid coming down the pipe. God damn it. It's like on a water slide right now, but it's at the top of the log on. You know what I'm saying? It's going to come down and splash in a pool. Splash in your face and your eyes. And there's a lot of chlorine in it, so it's going to burn. You know what I mean? According to the kid. Victory, like 7pm in Brooklyn. All that. I'm writing a book, you know, I'll be back to talk about it.
Mero
I wasn't. I was not finished with what I was saying. Seven, sorry. 7pm in Brooklyn is the show with Carmelo. Carmelo Anthony, who he just told you is not as beloved as Jalen Brunson.
Dan LeBatard
That is a lie. No, you're not.
Mero
It's not a lie.
Dan LeBatard
He's just looking for a sound bite. Melo, I love you. You're my guy. You know what I'm saying?
Billy
I'll be there.
Dan LeBatard
I'll see you later.
Mero
See you later, Meryl. I always enjoy talking to him. He has an energy that's infectious. What are you guys looking at?
Dan LeBatard
Is that David Beckham? What do you mean? The guy right there. That homeless looking guy over there. Looks like David Beckham.
Jeremy
Nope, not him.
Dan LeBatard
No, no.
Roy
Ethan, go find out.
Jeremy
Close.
Mero
Frankie just got into work our security.
Mike Ryan
It's almost time to leave.
Mero
That's what traffic is in the city. I don't know what to do with this. We've got pitch clock coming up. And I call it pitch clock. Even though, and I don't mean any disrespect here, Jeremy, because Stugatz has been very helpful during today's show and we haven't talked nearly Enough. How does he feel about the Knicks? But he was helping me. He handed me a note here. And it. And it's. And it reads, throw to pitch count. So Stugatz is supporting your baseball show.
Billy
That kind of thing.
Roy
Pitch clock, pitch count. As long as you support, it's fine. Call me whatever you want.
Mike Ryan
It's just a reminder.
Mero
I mean, Tony, I am telling you that Sam Morel is enraged with you. He's truly enraged. We have a problem with Sam Morrell, one of the kings of comedy right now because of how Billy used you to offend him yesterday. And I'm just worried in general.
Billy
So how do we want to play this, Dan? Do you want me to up the beef with Sam Morrell, or do you want me to throw Billy under the bus for throwing me under said bus? And why does he have the neck brace? We still didn't talk about that, Dan.
Dan LeBatard
I just want to speak up on behalf of both Phil and Joe Niekro. Sam, Earl can't be a king of comedy. That's kind of one of our things. Yeah.
Mero
As a black knuckleballer.
Dan LeBatard
As one of the Negroes.
Mike Ryan
Yes.
Mero
A regular white knuckleballer. Like not only white, but the most Caucasian. What I would say is the negroes are the most Caucasian people to ever play baseball. In fact, put this on the poll at lebartard show. Cause otherwise I'd go Dale Murphy, unlike Danny.
Dan LeBatard
Boom. Wow. Dale Murphy at LeBatarch.
Mero
Are the Negroes the most white people to ever play baseball?
Dan LeBatard
What about the boons?
Mike Ryan
With the boons? What about Whitey Herzog?
Roy
Catfish hunter?
Billy
Mark McGuire was like pink.
Dan LeBatard
Anyone named Whitey? Really? Right?
Stugatz
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
Like any. Yeah. All the whities.
Jeremy
All these baseball names. All these baseball names make me want to go to a baseball game. And if I want to go to a baseball game, the Dodgers were in town this week.
Dan LeBatard
Wow.
Jeremy
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Billy
Guys, by the way, I used Game time and I took my family over to the Dodgers game. And I probably saw the walk off hit, by the way, for the Marlins, which I didn't see because the baby started to cry. So we ended up leaving. But. But I saw Tani home runs. I. Dan. And I saw the greatest jersey I've ever seen. Dan, I'm putting it on the screen for you right here. How about that one right There, Dan.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, that's funny.
Billy
The Nico Honey jersey.
Mero
We've got to put that. We've got to find a way in the store to make something like.
Billy
How about the Nico Honey jersey?
Mero
Immediate guys immediately. Make that jersey, angel. Immediately. That is the best jersey I have ever seen.
Dan LeBatard
I'm. I see Nico Jones.
Stugatz
Yeah, so do I.
Mero
Please a lot of people. Please, Please. No, I mean, I loved your jersey yester. I loved your jersey yesterday. Your Carl Weathers authentic Raiders jersey. The uniform he wore. That's the greatest jersey I've ever seen. But I also just saw in. I can't believe this. After 20 years, I just fell in love all over again with my partner because he still got it. I didn't think he still had it, but he's still got it. You guys were fooling around and we were talking about the black knuckleballers and the Negroes and I asked, and I will ask again. The Negroes. Just look at them. Put pictures up of them and tell me whether they were the most. No, my bad. The whitest people to ever play baseball. And when I asked that and Stu got, hit me with Whitey Herzog, I did mutter. You may have heard it. It was natural and authentic. You're good.
Mike Ryan
You're still.
Dan LeBatard
You're still good.
Jeremy
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Stugatz
Yeah, I need new club, man. My clubs are way too short. I need to get longer clubs.
Billy
I need new.
Jeremy
The grips.
Billy
Grips.
Jeremy
I'm telling you, Roy, you go over to pxg, within an hour, you will be out the door with their good staff. They're going to get you fitted. You're going to take multiple shots. They're going to get you set up with their woods, with your irons. They're going to get you the right grips, the perfect length clubs. I'm telling you, nothing fixes your golf game like getting fitted.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, absolutely. I need to work on my short game.
Stugatz
So these clubs are definitely.
Jeremy
I think you got to work on the whole game, not just the short.
Stugatz
Yeah, well, you know, I. I got a long drive.
Dan LeBatard
So.
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Dan LeBatard
Don LeBatard. I'm just here to say one thing. The Knicks are back. Stugats. Tabby Salibraton, six points. Fraud. Everybody was like, yo, he's better than Jalen Brunson. He's better. The gym should attracted him.
Mero
Fraud.
Billy
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.
Dan LeBatard
First and foremost, I want to thank Stu guys for all that he does, you know, as. We got to start there. Yep.
Mike Ryan
That is very kind of you. Because no one thanks me around here. And so I do appreciate that.
Billy
Because nobody thanks you.
Ethan
Thankless job.
Dan LeBatard
I always got to. I already know. I'm an avid listener. Stu, I gotta give you. I gotta give you your thanks. You know what I mean? Your props, you know, because, you know, you're very maligned on that set. You know, listen, I'm in your corner, right?
Mike Ryan
I appreciate that. And everyone was offended here because they're. They're claiming they always thank me. I was talking about Dan. That's all. I was just talking about Dan. That's it. You are excited. Look at you. You got the Yankee hat on. You got the Yankee jacket on.
Dan LeBatard
New York sports, baby. New York sports.
Mike Ryan
Yanks are up 2.
Dan LeBatard
Oh.
Mike Ryan
I mean, the Mets are a lovable underdog with the highest payroll in baseball. It is a great time to be a New York sports fan.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, it's the video. Yeah. I like the little payroll jab. Listen, I'm not a bitch fan. I'm a New York guy. I'm not a Mets hater. I'm not one of those Yankee fans that's like, yo, forget the Mets. I like the Mets. You know what I mean? They are a lovable underdog. Dude, let's not. A lot of that money is dead money. That's like Scherzer money. That's the ground money. Like, you know, like, look at me defending. Why? What am I doing?
Mike Ryan
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. No, you should be railing against the fact that they're a lovable underdog with a $315 million payroll.
Dan LeBatard
Hey, listen, there are. Listen, you see the memes? It's all about the Mets, baby. It's that. Let him live. It's the time to shine as a Knicks fan. I understand. You know what I mean? When you. When you see success, you get excited, you do things. You make memes with McDonald's characters. Let him. Let him live. Let him cook. You know, it's very rare for Mets fans to have this. This level of joy at this station of the year.
Mike Ryan
If we. You're right, it is rare. If we get a. If we get a Mets, Yankees, World Series, you and I will have to make a bet with each other, and we'll have to attend a game together. Okay?
Dan LeBatard
Absolutely. Absolutely. And neither of us will be sober.
Mike Ryan
Roy, what are you laughing at over there?
Stugatz
You're not going to.
Mike Ryan
I would go with Marrow. Are you kidding me? I mean, it's not my cousin.
Dan LeBatard
How about that?
Stugatz
Poor Jeffrey Miro.
Ethan
So Stugats was offered a ticket to the Mets game on Friday, but he doesn't want to go with the person that offered him a ticket. He's trying to figure out how to either get out of it or should he just go because they're good seats? What would you do in that situation?
Dan LeBatard
Oh, man. I mean, I would just go because they're good seats and then just kind of like, you know, I'm not going to say ignore the person you're there with, but, you know, ignore the person you're there with if you don't really want to be with them.
Ethan
Right. The solution we came up with is you got to put in, like, headphones and say, he likes to listen to the radio call while he's at the.
Mike Ryan
Yes.
Ethan
No one does anymore.
Dan LeBatard
Brilliant. Yeah. If somebody's gonna do it, it's gonna be stupid. Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Yes. But what I'm worried about, Miro, is the fact that if you say yes, you take the free ticket, you hang out for three hours, there's probably to do something that's not as fun as attending the NLCS somewhere down the road, you know, where. I can't wear headsets, so.
Dan LeBatard
Listen, you can always wear headsets, dude. They're always. It's like a service dog. You know what I'm saying? Like, you just say, like, yo, this is my.
Stugatz
It.
Dan LeBatard
My anxiety. It's my Headspace app. Whatever it is, bro, you make something.
Ethan
Up or you just.
Dan LeBatard
You know what I mean?
Ethan
Invite that person to a bunch of things they don't want to go to, or, like, something super light, like, invite them to, like, Monster Jam or something. You know what I mean? Like, monster trucks. And it's like, everybody has to wear a headset. So you're good, right?
Dan LeBatard
Yes.
Mike Ryan
I think Marrow's probably like, why am I explaining this to you? Of people like, you know how to get yourself out of these situations.
Dan LeBatard
I'm like, yo, you're the master of the social spin move, bro. Like, what are you talking about? Like, you're. You're the social swim move guy, dog. Like, you know how to get out of anything, any commitment. Like, why I should be taking lessons from you.
Mike Ryan
What'd you make of the Knicks and the Carl Anthony Towns trade? Man, I love.
Dan LeBatard
I love it. I'm not. A lot of people were mad about it. A lot of my fellow Knicks faithful were upset. Yo, we lost, Drew. We lost. You know what I'm saying? Dante, you got the same guy in one. You got a big man that can shoot.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
And it's one guy now, you know, you lost two guys that do two individual things. It's like Ohtani of basketball. This guy can shoot. He's a big man. You know what I'm saying? And I don't want to hear anything about, yo, he saw this. That. The third. It's those. That. Those. That narrative is over. As soon as we get together and we go to Dyckman and we spend a week or two uptown doing, you know, uptown activities, that narrative will be erased. You know what I'm saying? I'm making it my own personal, you know what I mean? Mission to make that happen as a Knicks fan.
Billy
Mero.
Dan LeBatard
Anyway, I got Juan Soldo signed to the Yankees. I'm gonna make Cat a success.
Mike Ryan
Attaboy.
Billy
Mero Amino Hassan, our NBA expert, said the best thing that Cat could do is to lean into his Dominican side, smoke hookah at halftimes, play them bow, do all that stuff, but, like, lean super heavy into it, and New York will accept him instantly, bro, instantaneous.
Dan LeBatard
You want to talk about, like, you know what I mean? Like, everybody's talking about Instagram vacation. Yo, this. This young generation, they don't want to put the work in. Blah, blah, blah, bro, you. You put. You. You waved that flag on opening night, bro. Against the Celtics. It is over. Al Horford, who he becomes second Dominican NBA players.
Stugatz
The Internet is workshopping a nickname for him. The Big Bodega. How do you feel about that?
Dan LeBatard
I don't like that. Big Bodega's whack. Bodega Cat.
Ethan
Is it.
Dan LeBatard
I like that. Come on. Because what does the bodega can't do? It holds down, it protects the bodega. It eats all the vermin that are trying to pee on your chopped cheese, you know what I'm saying? In your food. You know what I mean? It holds down, it holds Down. It's a defensive stopper in the bodega, you know what I'm saying? So he's the bodega cat.
Billy
Walk out the hro.
Dan LeBatard
You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?
Mike Ryan
Yeah, exactly.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
7:00Pm in Brooklyn is the show with Carmelo Anthony. New episodes every Week on their YouTube channel at 7pm in Brooklyn. They have Rich Paul on this week. What'd you get out of Rich Paul?
Dan LeBatard
Not a lot, really.
Mike Ryan
Way to sell it, man.
Dan LeBatard
But that was great. It was tremendous. Interview. Shout out to Rich Paul. Shout out to mellow and shout out to myself for being a tremendous interviewer. You know what I mean? But funny enough, Rich, we saw. This is the funny story. We're having the interview, right? We're in the studio and there's a gas leak. I don't know that there's a gas leak. Somebody. There's a PA in the back going around saying, hey, there's a gas leak. There's a gas leak. There's a gas leak. I just see my back. Is everybody. I just see Rich posted in a chair going like this. I was like, hey, what's going on, guys? And then there was a guest so that we did a fire drill. We evacuated the building, and we got to hang out outside, you know what I mean, for like an hour and a half. And then we did the interview after that, you know? But it was a great interview because Rich Paul is an innovator in his space, you know what I'm saying? And he talked a lot about that.
Billy
Oh, yeah.
Dan LeBatard
Here we go.
Billy
There we go. There we go. There we go. Presented by Hulu Domus the all new Spanish language original original series La machina All episodes streaming now on hulu. And I had to bring elunico. Elunico. The only one. El dong.
Dan LeBatard
El patron.
Billy
El patronico. The kid Marrow two. Dude, Refendadilla. Because anytime that he's on refendadilla, it pops off. The entire world loves it. That's what we do around here.
Dan LeBatard
Well, baby, I bring. I bring the. I bring the sasson, you know.
Billy
All right, let's spin the wheel.
Mike Ryan
Oh, the wheel.
Billy
He said, let's do it.
Mike Ryan
I mean, my God.
Billy
My producer says, let's do it. I'm not looking for my wheel.
Mike Ryan
There's a lot of his plate right now.
Billy
Okay, there we go. We're spinning. We're spinning.
Jeremy
I can lie and forgot about the wheel.
Billy
We're spinning. Wheel landed on a. There we go. Chris is all over the place today. It's all Good. It's all good. Here we go.
Mike Ryan
There's a lot going on here today.
Billy
And Meryl, usually we have Dan in here that can, you know, spice things up too. We have Billy, we have Mike. Who are our Hispanic correspondents here. I'm sure they've heard of this also, as you've heard of this, I'm just here today, basically.
Dan LeBatard
Yep. Oh, okay. Got you. Dan must be nice.
Billy
Yeah, he's do. He's in LA following the Chargers, I think.
Ethan
I think he ended yesterday because It's a weird September 15th, October. It's that whole thing back does two.
Billy
A whole month.
Dan LeBatard
He's watching the Kings right now.
Mike Ryan
Right now. The Clippers take two weeks.
Dan LeBatard
Two weeks on the back end. Yeah.
Billy
Interviewing George Sadano.
Stugatz
It drop when taxes are due.
Mike Ryan
And go, Jeff, go ahead.
Billy
Today's is commendo.
Dan LeBatard
Wow.
Mike Ryan
I like it.
Dan LeBatard
Timeout, Pollo. According to me. Which you could also find on YouTube, according to the kid Mero. You know what I'm saying? A little plug plug. You know what I'm saying? Hey, go check it out. Means to me a Dominican. You are being nosy. Is. Is that. Am I correct with that? Comiendo. Is it. Is it synonymous with comiendo poca?
Billy
No. So Usher Chick.
Dan LeBatard
We.
Billy
We use it as commando, loca, pica, pollos. Like you're fooling around, you're not paying attention. You're kind of eating.
Ethan
Yeah.
Billy
That's what you're doing. You're not locked in here.
Dan LeBatard
You're.
Billy
You're doing other things.
Mike Ryan
I have no idea what happened.
Billy
So comiendo lo que picapoyo literally translates into eating what the chicken eats.
Dan LeBatard
Ah, eating what the chicken eats, bro. Which again, is another. That if you are of Caucasian descent, you might be like, yo, that makes absolutely no sense. And as a representative of the Latino community, I'm gonna say, it don't matter. Mind your business.
Billy
Exactly right.
Stugatz
I was told by a white Northeastern person that eating shit is also not something that they say. No, it's usually like a Latin. They're like, what are you doing, bro? Nothing. Just hanging around eating shit. The fact that you would just volunteer that everyone's like, what are you talking about?
Mike Ryan
I've never said it.
Billy
That's why Miami's the best, baby.
Dan LeBatard
Mira.
Mike Ryan
We appreciate it. 7pm in Brooklyn is the show. Carmelo is his co host. He has Rich Paul. He gets nothing out of him. But check it out anyway, because Miro is fantastic. We appreciate it, buddy. Good luck to your Yankees. Okay, thank you.
Dan LeBatard
Let's go, Yankees. Let's go Knicks. It's the bodega cat, by the way. You know what I'm saying? According to the Kid, Victory Light, 7pm in Brooklyn. Check all that stuff out because we out here trying to pay these dude mortgages. Stu, thank you very much.
Mike Ryan
Love you, buddy.
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Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – "Hour 1: The Kid Mero Always Believes In His Knicks"
Release Date: May 26, 2025
In the episode titled "Hour 1: The Kid Mero Always Believes In His Knicks," hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, along with their co-hosts Mero and Mike Ryan, delve deep into the current state of New York sports, with a particular focus on the Knicks' recent performance. Set against the vibrant backdrop of the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, the conversation seamlessly blends sports analysis, personal anecdotes, cultural insights, and humorous banter, providing listeners with an engaging and comprehensive discussion.
The episode kicks off with an enthusiastic discussion about the New York Knicks' impressive performance in the playoffs. The hosts celebrate the team's recent victories, highlighting significant moments and key players.
Dan Le Batard remarks on the team's defensive prowess:
"Tatum maneuvering overboard, locked away. Another great defensive play for the Knicks. They've got it." [01:19]
Mero confidently asserts the Knicks' momentum:
"They've won it." [01:27]
The conversation continues with a focus on strategic plays and coaching decisions, praising the Knicks for their ability to hold onto leads and execute under pressure.
This segment underscores the hosts' optimism about the Knicks' championship prospects, drawing listeners into the excitement surrounding the team's journey.
Transitioning from team performance, the hosts critique individual players and recent trades that have impacted team dynamics.
Dan Le Batard expresses skepticism about a player acquisition:
"I never thought Marzu was good and I'm glad I haven't yet because he clearly isn't." [01:42]
The discussion touches on the balance between acquiring versatile players versus maintaining team cohesion, with Mero emphasizing the importance of key players like Jalen Brunson:
"He's better than Jalen Brunson. He's better. The gym should have attracted him." [07:56]
The hosts debate the merits of these decisions, offering insights into how they believe these moves will shape the team's future.
Adding a personal touch to the episode, Billy shares a relatable story about dealing with a household issue, showcasing the hosts' ability to blend humor with everyday experiences.
This segment not only brings levity to the show but also highlights the camaraderie among the hosts as they laugh over Billy's DIY misadventures.
The hosts engage in a playful exploration of Spanish terms, infusing cultural elements into their conversation. This segment serves as both an educational and entertaining interlude.
Billy introduces the word of the day:
"Today's word of the day is encojonao." [03:40]
Mero humorously critiques the word's appropriateness for public airwaves:
"That seems to me a word nobody should be saying on public airwaves." [04:08]
Their discussion delves into the nuances of language, blending humor with cultural insights, and demonstrates the hosts' rapport and ability to navigate diverse topics effortlessly.
Shifting focus to another major New York sports rivalry, the conversation examines the current standings and future prospects of the Yankees and Mets.
Mike Ryan highlights the Yankees' strong performance:
"Yanks are up 2. The Mets are a lovable underdog with the highest payroll in baseball." [18:04]
Dan Le Batard defends the Mets, emphasizing their fan base and potential:
"They are a lovable underdog. Let's not... this narrative will be erased." [18:11]
The hosts analyze team strategies, payroll implications, and fan sentiments, providing a balanced view of both teams' trajectories.
The episode also touches upon recent interviews and studio experiences, offering listeners a peek behind the scenes.
This anecdote not only adds authenticity to the show but also showcases the unpredictable nature of live broadcasting.
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts promote upcoming shows and encourage listener engagement.
Dan Le Batard announces the Knicks' optimistic outlook:
"Mission to make that happen as a Knicks fan." [21:14]
Mero promotes the "7pm in Brooklyn" show featuring Carmelo Anthony:
"7pm in Brooklyn is the show with Carmelo Anthony." [22:30]
These promotions ensure that listeners stay informed about future content and continue to engage with the hosts' various platforms.
Dan Le Batard on Knicks' Defense:
"Tatum maneuvering overboard, locked away. Another great defensive play for the Knicks. They've got it." [01:19]
Mero on Team Victory:
"They've won it." [01:27]
Billy on DIY Frustration:
"At 3:58 in the morning... I was pissed, Dan. I was pissed to a level that I could not imagine because as I sat staring at the vent..." [02:11]
Mero on Cultural Language:
"That seems to me a word nobody should be saying on public airwaves." [04:08]
Dan Le Batard on Mets Narrative:
"This narrative will be erased." [18:11]
Mero on Future Broadcasting:
"7pm in Brooklyn is the show with Carmelo Anthony." [22:30]
"Hour 1: The Kid Mero Always Believes In His Knicks" offers a vibrant mix of sports analysis, personal stories, cultural discussions, and humor. Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, alongside their dynamic co-hosts, create an engaging atmosphere that appeals to both dedicated sports fans and casual listeners. Through their insightful commentary and relatable anecdotes, the hosts provide a comprehensive and entertaining exploration of New York sports, making this episode a must-listen for enthusiasts eager to stay updated and entertained.