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Stugatz
Show with the Stugats podcast.
Amin Alhassan
At some point. Thank you, Amin, for coming in and immediately shuffling papers when they're counting us in and trying to keep the sound pristine. Excellent start to the segment. As always, we appreciate the drunken meanderings of Juan Amin Alhassan when he comes into town and graces us with his expertise.
Greg Cody
I've been dry since. Since the holiday party.
Billy Gill
Way to go.
Amin Alhassan
Did you learn something? Are there more parts of that story that are unknown? Because as an adult man, you probably shouldn't be drinking so much that you fall on your face.
Greg Cody
That's not what happened.
Stugatz
Whoa.
Billy Gill
Right?
Greg Cody
That's not at all that happened. I fell and I haven't had a drink since. I did not link those two things together.
Chris Cody
I've fallen.
Billy Gill
We all have.
Amin Alhassan
After the Christmas party. And drinking too much.
Greg Cody
Not that night, but didn't drink too much. I wasn't the one doing shots out of a hockey stick.
Amin Alhassan
No, that was. That was me. I wasn't the one falling on my face and needing surgery on my lip.
Greg Cody
Well, I didn't need surgery.
Chris Cody
Shots out of a hockey stick is.
Amin Alhassan
Just a funny I remember. Please get the sound and the video of one of my favorite moments of the holidays ever that I've experienced, which Roy Bellamy, staring as David Dwark does, shot with Greg Cody at the holiday party. And a real moment of camaraderie is lost between Roy and his hockey host because Greg Cody, an older man has stolen David Dwark from him. I've rarely seen anything funnier than that. And now, all of a sudden, in the New Year, Roy is shaving off his eyebrows accidentally so he could keep up with the younger man, Greg Cody, in keeping David Dwark's interests.
Roy Bellamy
I haven't had a drink.
Chris Cody
July, so July the Panthers won the Cup.
Billy Gill
Amazing.
Roy Bellamy
Since.
Chris Cody
That's crazy.
Roy Bellamy
It is crazy. Yes. Very crazy.
Amin Alhassan
Well, you're again making the holiday party about how you didn't have a drink. And again, boring us with tales of how it is that you're dry. I saw the look on your face. You were jealous because Greg Cody was having more fun with your co host. It was not about the liquor. It was about David Dwark.
Roy Bellamy
Oh, it was about the liquor.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Greg Cody
I was sure I wanted to drink.
Chris Cody
Roy hasn't drank since. Since this happened.
Roy Bellamy
All right, we have made it from AM to the infield, which is a couple of blocks down.
Amin Alhassan
Roy still doesn't think that's funny. You understand why it's funny, Roy? Because you sound drunk, even though you're denying you're drunk. You keep saying I didn't have anything to drink, but there's the proof. All right?
Roy Bellamy
We have made it from Amarin Beck arena to the infield, which is a couple blocks down.
Amin Alhassan
You understand? So you deny that it that you were drunk, but it's very clear through the sound that you can play again here, Chris, that you are clearly drunk. This is how a drunk announcer would sound.
Roy Bellamy
All right, we have made it from Amarin Beck arena to the infield, which is a couple of blocks down. I did not have a drink.
Stugatz
He was euphoric. It was a big day. The Panthers won Ice Cats.
Billy Gill
He was drunk on hockey. Yeah.
Stugatz
Euphoria Today. Me and Roy played tag in the morning. It was fun.
Greg Cody
Also, sometimes people stumbled in without alcohol being involved.
Billy Gill
Yeah, it happens. It happened to me. Ludicrous.
Amin Alhassan
I would argue that one of those stumblings is what you just did in not listening to what it is that Billy just tossed you, that you ran right past and couldn't even tell me what it is.
Greg Cody
Right now, I believe that's a $7 fine for me to the Venmo fine bucket. Has anyone. Has anyone contributed yet?
Amin Alhassan
Yes. No, we have not.
Greg Cody
Okay, I'll be the first.
Amin Alhassan
All right, We've got a new fine bucket. It's a dollar for a mistake. It is $2 for coughing and phlegm, $3 for pestering, $5 for tone, $7 for not listening, $10 for phone interruption, $50 for death and fines are doubled on Tuesdays when gre fine bucket.
Greg Cody
Love it.
Stugatz
It's illy. L. Gill, just send the bucket that way.
Greg Cody
I send it to the bucket. I don't send it to you.
Stugatz
Oh.
Amin Alhassan
From the maker of it's opposite day.
Chris Cody
Which is January 25th. We looked it up early.
Billy Gill
Is it a leap year? I can't wait.
Stugatz
Why is it different this year? Must be like Thanksgiving.
Amin Alhassan
From the maker of it's opposite day. I mean, I'm going to give you the information and you're going to see the errors of your ways. And I think the $7 not food listening fine should be doubled.
Greg Cody
What?
Amin Alhassan
Well, you're.
Billy Gill
I think your reaction only on Tuesdays with Greg.
Amin Alhassan
I mean, I think your January 20, your reaction to hearing for the first time what you should have heard because listening is an important feature of this show is the follow up questions I assume you're going to ask when I tell you that Billy Gill said that him and Roy played tag this morning. You didn't even hear that?
Greg Cody
No.
Chris Cody
Was it. Was it phone tag? I hate phone tag.
Amin Alhassan
No, I don't. Was it? I assumed it was actual tag and I was shocked because Roy playful during a dry time is not something that I can imagine in my wildest imaginations.
Roy Bellamy
Yeah. Billy ran across the street and tapped me on the back. That's tag.
Stugatz
Yeah. So what happened? Was it.
Billy Gill
Yeah, you're it.
Stugatz
He is it. So that's exactly what happened is so we have to cross two different streets and there's cars coming but there's a crosswalk that tells you times counting down. So I was running to beat that because if now you're there for like 20 minutes and it was cold this morning and I saw Roy. So as I ran past him, I tagged him. I said, tag, you're in. And I kept running. And then he just gave me a death stare and I realized Roy doesn't want to play tag right now.
Greg Cody
Irony. That's exactly how I fell. Playing tag.
Stugatz
Playing. Who were you playing tag with? Roy.
Greg Cody
Roy.
Stugatz
Really?
Greg Cody
We were both dry.
Stugatz
So Roy's Roy Was it when I tagged him then?
Chris Cody
By the way, it's time out. You can't tag me from the maker.
Amin Alhassan
Of its opposite day. Billy Gill tried to play tag with Roy. Roy was not feeling playful. He was also not feeling playful when this happened at the holiday party where you can see for yourself that he is jealous. And this is not about being dry. This is also not about. I haven't had anything to drink in many months. This is Everything about David Dwork and Greg Cody are drinking shots themselves. And when you focus in on Roy's face, you will see there that there is nothing but horror. And I see jealousy there. Billy, do you not see jealousy there because you were shaking your head? I could see you shaking your head here earlier in the segment, even though it's hidden behind a dinosaur.
Stugatz
I can't see anything. Dan. I just asked who's the fourth person?
Greg Cody
The zoom. Now, here's the thing. When they pull the hockey stick back, though, if you let it, watch his eyes follow the stick. So I'm gonna side with Roy. He's staring at the alcohol.
Stugatz
Yes, damn right I am.
Billy Gill
He's envious of other people getting drunk.
Greg Cody
Exact. Let it run. Run that video again. And then watch as the stick gets pulled back where Roy's eyes follow. He doesn't stay on Greg Cody and on Dave. It goes with the alcohol. Boom. Shots up. Roy's staring stick comes back.
Amin Alhassan
You're right.
Greg Cody
See that?
Amin Alhassan
You're right.
Greg Cody
See where his eyes go.
Stugatz
Is it possible Roy's mad that they wasted a perfectly good hockey stick? Because he told me this weekend that he's learning to skate to play hockey. So I think that now he's in the zone.
Amin Alhassan
Wow.
Roy Bellamy
Yes, I am. I have hockey equipment. I'm learning how to skate. And hopefully that because the. The Panthers are going to host the Winter Classic next season.
Stugatz
You're playing.
Roy Bellamy
I'm not playing in the actual game, though, but it might be a media game, so.
Billy Gill
Oh, a media game. Wow.
Chris Cody
Sounds dangerous.
Billy Gill
Right? Who's the best hockey player of all the media members that you're aware of? Is it Minervini? I think you, Minervini.
Stugatz
Minnie.
Billy Gill
Yeah, Minnie's good. He plays pickup hockey.
Chris Cody
Probably Ed Jovenowski.
Greg Cody
Will Mansell.
Amin Alhassan
Yeah. That's probably not non former player division. Right. Because we're not going to do Randy Moeller. We're going to do media members who aren't. We have not talked enough about that team. We're going to do it again this season. This I the thing that I want to ask the group here because this is a fairly fascinating time in Miami and I'm guessing that the majority of the audience, if they're not already tired of us talking for two days about Jimmy Butler and Tyreek Hill, will soon be tired of it.
Billy Gill
But it is, don't leave out the Padres.
Amin Alhassan
It is. It is super rare. You guys weren't interested in that story, huh?
Billy Gill
No, I mean, super wild card weekend is gonna happen.
Stugatz
Let's talk about a February 11 after the Super Bowl.
Amin Alhassan
It's always interesting to me though, when you guys are interested about money like you guys are. It's. It really is funny to me, right? Because Jimmy Butler, Tyreek Hill, it's all money, money, money, money. It doesn't matter when it's that you're fascinated, but when it's the big money, when it, when it's the money that families fight over and Woody Johnson is making his teenage kids the team, then you don't care. Unless I give you the details of oh, rich family treats the whole thing as a stupid toy. Isn't that funny how they ruin Aaron Rodgers at the end because it's a rich family stupid toy.
Billy Gill
What about me makes you think that's funny? I mean, I represent Jet fans here. I am the only Jet fan here.
Amin Alhassan
I am.
Billy Gill
None of it's funny. I've known that for two and a half decades.
Amin Alhassan
This is the, this is the part that I'm fascinated by, that I wanna talk about with you and Amin, because I don't get it. As a content strategy thing. I've been telling you for years that when John Skipper and David Sampson talk with Pablo Torre, the amount of business information there is something that the business world is chewing up because they can't believe that's out there and for free. A knowledge of how it is to dominate the sports business. What do you mean? You can just get that Expertise by downloading 50 minutes? Because we cover it very poorly in sports. Because in the mainstream media we obsess about the Tyreek Hills and the Jimmy Butlers and these owners hide in the shadows and we don't know anything about them. And they are these shadowy creatures that are covered very poorly until all of a sudden Donald Sterling stumbles into it for the 7,000th time in the film. Then we care and then they can't hide it anymore.
Greg Cody
Well, then I'll say this. There's two reasons for that. Reason number one is there's a dearth of people who actually know these things, right? David Sampson, me, Mike Tannenbaum, I don't know, he's not on ESPN anymore. Like the number of people who work in front office and are willing to speak frankly. Not just.
Amin Alhassan
That's the big thing though that I'm telling you is on the Sporting Class podcast where it's like this information. Nobody gives it publicly how it is these commissioners get run through on these TV contracts. Cuz people keep assigning some strength to the people running college football. And they've been played for fools already by the money.
Greg Cody
Now, the other side of this I'm gonna say is part of the grander problem I think about sports. And I talked about this to you when Georgia Tech was playing Miami and I said it's so fun just to be a dumb fan. I don't know who the AD at Georgia Tech is. I don't. I just know that my team's gonna kick your ass. And that's kind of what makes the whole business work is a bunch of people who don't ask too many questions about where is this money trail.
Amin Alhassan
This is one of the reasons those dugats that I am super interested in the way all of this stuff is covered. Because we can all agree, right? Whatever you think old timey television soap operas are, this is the place where the men have the most permission to be just interested in all the little soap opera things. What is Tyreek doing with his Twitter account? Like we can sink right into all of it. It freely. I want the juicy drama on everything. And so in Miami right now we have two star players fighting over what is a giant amount of money for them and not a giant amount of money for the guy who runs that franchise into the ground and builds F1 arenas and runs this economy in the neighborhood all around him into the cemetery while growing something that he profits from greatly that he will have a succession plan for but will end with Tyreek Hill and Jimmy Butler no longer being in town and us talking about the small little money details without caring about the real money.
Billy Gill
I don't think people to a means point. I'm with him on this. People really care about the ownership, how they go about running and operating their team. Like people only have so much that they can be concerned about. Only so much bandwidth. Only so much they can pay attention to. You pay attention to. And the higher you get in sports, the more tricky and complicated those discussions get. And people aren't in on tricky and complicated conversations when it comes to sports. They have enough of those in their life with their family, with their job, with work, with all of that stuff.
Amin Alhassan
How about the interesting parts?
Billy Gill
They just want to fire a coach.
Amin Alhassan
But. But okay. But you're interested when Woody Johnson's kids are involved and you're also interested when I tell you the story.
Billy Gill
I'm not though.
Amin Alhassan
You're interested when I tell you this story. You're going to tell me you're not interested in Woody Johnson's teenage kids are running the jets to God.
Billy Gill
I'm interested in the jets finally being good. I'm interested in the jets finally making a Super Bowl. I'm interested in the jets drafting the right quarterback. Those are the things I'm interested in. There's nothing I could do about Woody Johnson and his family. He owns the Jets. What am I going to do about it?
Greg Cody
I think to Dan's point, it's infinitely more interesting and noteworthy when the franchise in question has a history of being awful. Jets. That's interesting, right? We care because the Jets.
Stugatz
Awful.
Greg Cody
Awful. For a long time. Laughing Stock.
Amin Alhassan
Browns.
Greg Cody
Donald Sterling, Easy. Browns, Easy. Padres. I don't care as much.
Amin Alhassan
Heat, Dolphins, even you may not care about the Padres. The Padres were a game away from changing the entire way the last baseball season ended and have been playing the big money game in a way that's confusing.
Billy Gill
Four or five years, we're back to the pods.
Amin Alhassan
The reason that I'm coming back to the pods is because there are ways to make this interesting. And one of the ways I would say even Stugats would be interested is when Keon Dueling gets on to Mickey Arison's boat with Shaquille O'Neal. Shaquille O'Neal and says to him, shaq, you ain't rich. This is rich. I thought people were interested in the amount of money at the top of the food chain that ends up controlling all the other money. While we talk about Tyreek Hill and Jimmy Butler wanting money they're not going to get because the owners in power are better at these games than the players are.
Greg Cody
Dan, I'm going to say it again. Unless it comes with extended ineptitude, fans don't care. They're more concerned about the product on the field. I'll give you a great example. A guy that we talked about a lot. Not just we on the show, we across basketball media, talked about a lot for a long time. Jim Dolan. Jim Dolan, worst owner. Jim Dolan, worst owner. Knicks got good. How much Jim Dolan talk have we had?
Billy Gill
None.
Greg Cody
None.
Billy Gill
Right.
Greg Cody
Because now the product is worth talking about, right? Jeanie Buss and the Buss family. Oh, my God, that's soap opera. It coincided with the Lakers have been bad for a long time, right? All of these things are conjoined.
Billy Gill
I mean, I'll take that one step further. If the Knicks win a championship, they will praise Jimmy Dolan. No, they will. They will.
Greg Cody
They'll praise Leon Rose.
Billy Gill
Short memory.
Greg Cody
They won't praise the owner. They'll play as. I'm talking about the fan base, right? The fan base will praise Leon Rose. The praise Tibbs. They'll definitely praise the guy who gets the most praise is going to be Jalen Brunson. Because again, that's what the fans connect to, what's happening here. It's almost like, you know how they say, like in football, like, the quarterback's supposed to be the smartest guy, and then the next smartest guys are the offensive line. And then the farther out you get, the more kind of specialized people are. It's the same thing. The closer you are to the action on the court. That's where the fans put the importance on the players, number one. And if it's. If the players outside, then it's. The next thing is the coach, and the next thing after the coach is the general manager and the owner is far, far removed. And often on purpose. Sometimes you get a Mark Cuban, you get a Jerry Jones. Can't help themselves. In front of a microphone, go, I'm the star of the show. But for the most part, like Miami Heat fans, How many times have you heard what Mickey Arison's voice sounds like? You have no idea. They have no idea what he sounds like because sounds like this.
Amin Alhassan
Well, actually, that's not what it sounds like. I promise.
Stugatz
Oh, wrong Mickey.
Amin Alhassan
I promised Mickey Harris in a long time I wouldn't play this sound anymore, but now it's too good to not play because it is one of the greatest.
Billy Gill
Gonna get another call Dano.
Amin Alhassan
In the history of the show.
Stugatz
Another sleepless night.
Amin Alhassan
Yeah, well, now we're. Now we are again. Now you see, you guys, man.
Stugatz
You guys, us guys, we're trying to build Pat a statue on the roof.
Amin Alhassan
Yeah, I actually approved the budget for that during one of the breaks.
Billy Gill
Oh, thank you.
Stugatz
I got a counter. They said, what if we put it on the pool deck? I'm like, no roof.
Chris Cody
I think the pool deck works.
Greg Cody
Oh, I'd rather the pool deck looking.
Chris Cody
Right down at it.
Greg Cody
Right there on that balcony.
Billy Gill
Billy, stay strong.
Stugatz
Roofer bust.
Chris Cody
There's 49 floors on this building.
Stugatz
Yeah, that's why, Billy, right where you.
Greg Cody
Did the yoga in the intro right there. That's perfect. My idea is to have Pat from when they lost the Knicks in 2000 and he had his hands against the wall like that, like that. But just on the balcony overlooking the arena.
Amin Alhassan
I want. Please get me the sound, Chris. This goes way back in the library. It is some precious, precious sound. Look, look, I'm going to tell a couple of stories here to explain to everyone here.
Billy Gill
Be careful, man.
Amin Alhassan
Okay. All right. But when. What. Look, this is a good story I'm about to tell I've never. I've never told this story before, and I legitimately do not know what I'm about to say. How it is that it happened.
Greg Cody
Okay, I'm going to move my mic away because I'm not going to interrupt this story.
Amin Alhassan
Okay?
Greg Cody
But if.
Amin Alhassan
If you guys want to understand how it is that money moves are made and why it is that I'm telling you, man. Aren't you guys. Shouldn't you be more interested in how it is the big money plays? Okay.
Billy Gill
Oh, he took his glasses off. I'm moving my mic away.
Amin Alhassan
Good story. That's a good story. I don't know whether I should tell it, but now we're here.
Billy Gill
You're telling it.
Amin Alhassan
So when you say that people do not know what Mickey Arison sounds like, he did an interview with us during the height of the Big three, when any aggregated thing would make a mess for everybody involved. And he said, among other things, some form of. Well, what do you want me to do about where it is that Chris Bosh can or can't go? I can't control their freedom. It's not whatever it is, wherever it is. We were slave days. I don't control freedom. That sound never got out after being live. People couldn't access where that sound went. They were asking me if I had come, covered it up. I didn't know where it went. It disappeared from wherever the places are that that stuff would make an appearance. And I've never heard it since. And it never was a thing because it was simply live and then vanished. Vanished. My something that was our sound. That would have been an aggregated national controversy that the heat did not need. Just vanished in ways that I don't understand.
Greg Cody
I know how it vanished. The fixer.
Billy Gill
Oh, boy.
Amin Alhassan
The bald guy.
Greg Cody
You know it.
Billy Gill
So many calls.
Greg Cody
Do we have that sound? Can we play it?
Amin Alhassan
What sound?
Greg Cody
Oh, we don't have it. Okay. It doesn't exist.
Amin Alhassan
I don't know, because Chris Cody, the. The sound that I'm talking about, I don't have that sound. I don't know where that sound is anymore. I don't know. I. That sound disappeared when it happened, and I didn't understand why it happened. And that never became a thing and we never talked about it again. The sound I'm talking about predates Amin. I don't think Amin knows what we're talking about. When we reference one of the most famous sounds in show history that involves Mickey Harrison. Chris Cody doesn't know what it is that I'm talking about. Yes, you do. Stugatz.
Billy Gill
I do know.
Amin Alhassan
Stugat.
Billy Gill
I know.
Amin Alhassan
Do you not know?
Stugatz
Is this the expose where he admitted to putting air in chips?
Billy Gill
Yes.
Amin Alhassan
Stugat. You don't know the sound I'm about to play that. I have told Mickey Arison that we're not playing anymore because it's a problematic sound.
Billy Gill
Mickey Aaron. Chips, man. That was a good day. I do know the sound. I'm aware of the sound. Yes. I'm just scared for you to play it.
Greg Cody
I just want to hear his voice. I don't care if he talks about the weather.
Amin Alhassan
Chris can't find it because he doesn't know the joke. I'm talking about after. Mickey Aronson is not a public speaker. Okay? So he is outside this arena here, and there's a parade full of people out front. And the slogan for the Miami Heat at the time is stay white. And.
Roy Bellamy
Oh, no, no, it was white hot.
Amin Alhassan
Excuse me. Excuse me. I just can't believe that nobody around here knows this story. It's like, one of the most famous in the shows.
Roy Bellamy
Well, clearly I know the story surrounded.
Amin Alhassan
By people who don't know this story when it's sound that vanished that this. That the people around here should know the story.
Greg Cody
Well, you're telling us the story.
Billy Gill
We moved our mics away.
Amin Alhassan
How am I telling a story that is one of the most famous in show history, that no one here knows that story? How is it possible when everyone here knows the story?
Stugatz
I think we're trying to figure out which story is it the stay white story or the sound disappearing story?
I
Because that story was leading us there.
Amin Alhassan
The sound disappearing story is not something that any of you knew.
Billy Gill
Correct.
Amin Alhassan
The other story. No. Don't tell me to stop banging on the table when I don't understand. We're celebrating our 20th anniversary, and I got a room full of people who don't know the most famous shit we've done.
Billy Gill
But it could be a you problem, not an us problem. It could be we're all confused.
Greg Cody
Admittedly, yes, I do want to refer to the Venmo bucket. Fine chart.
Billy Gill
Tone.
Greg Cody
Tone. $5.
Billy Gill
Yeah. Lucky you didn't do it on a Tuesday.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Amin Alhassan
Do you guys not understand why this would be just exasperating to me? Here's the story. And forgive me for getting it wrong the first time. I am really in a state of discombobulation because I can't believe our crew doesn't remember big moments in show history.
Greg Cody
Let me move my mic away.
Amin Alhassan
The owner.
Billy Gill
I don't know which story owner of the Miami I'm moving the Mic Away.
Amin Alhassan
Was speaking in front of a whole lot of black people during a parade. The slogan for the team at the time was White Hot. And he told those black people, in an echoing way that sounded like a Klan rally in an auditorium, to stay white.
Greg Cody
Stay white.
Amin Alhassan
You've heard the voice, thank you.
Billy Gill
But whose fault is this?
Roy Bellamy
I mean, come on, man.
Chris Cody
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Amin Alhassan
Yeah, it's the only kind he tells.
Stugatz
It's a short one for me. I tried to speed it up for you guys.
J
You forgot about the league's cup Stugats.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Amin Alhassan
La Carreta is a place where the best of the celebrations has to be the 97 Marlin celebration because it was Levon.
Stugatz
Well, when Fidel died the first time. This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.
Chris Cody
This episode of the Dan Liberty show with Stugatz is presented by Smirnoff. We do game days. Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.
Amin Alhassan
We have a victory lap to get to. And also I need to understand from Billy and others, if we're going to involve Matt Coogler. Soft talking Matt Coogler, new producer of South Beach Sessions. If we're going to involve him on the decision making, that is, do we air Pat Riley this year or this week? Or do we not air Pat Riley because we did an interview for South Beach Sessions? But before I do that, I have to go to Billy. His costume is falling apart. His day is falling apart. His time has been falling apart since he took the manager special. Please, Amin, stop fiddling with your microphone. Your only contributions to the show at beginning of segments is to make noises that distract. Distract me. Sorry, I just hit you Guys with an epic. I happen to know. A truly epic. I happen to know that Amin did not happen to know, even though it's one of the most famous moments in show history, an echoing Stay white. But because Billy's costume is falling apart, I would like before he falls apart for the rest of the day, for him to explain to us why he is claiming that. That we have been betrayed by our people.
Stugatz
Well, okay, so this is what's happening here. And I don't know if you've caught on to you. You may have felt this for some time. Dan is. I'm realizing we do shows in large part for entertain, at least in my view, to entertain the audience, entertain the masses. So sometimes we say things that, you know, maybe we get involved, we get excited, we say things that you're like, okay, it's fine, whatever, to joke here or there, and then it'll just go away. The people will hear it and we'll move on and we'll go on to the next thing. Right. What I found is that our social media department likes to clip those things and put them out there to, I guess, click bait and really cause problems for all of us. And it's happening more and more to me lately. Like, the more excited I get about certain things and the more personally I say certain things, I realize they're just cutting these clips of me saying not so not nice things about a lot of people, and eventually it's going to come back to bite me. And I'm not a fan of this. And I sent a strongly worded text and I said, what are you doing here? And then they said, do you want us to take down the Mario crystal ball clip? And I said, no, I don't care about him. But in the future, you know, this may come back to bite me. Maybe it's not. Continue to do stuff.
Amin Alhassan
Thank you, Billy.
Billy Gill
We do this to Chris Simms all the time on God Bless Football.
Stugatz
Well, I mean, he has it coming.
Amin Alhassan
Come on, Billy. I thank you for making that complaint a public one. I have had it about our company and our people for a while now. Very often the things that get clicked are things I've said that come back and have haunting results. Like Warren Sapp, if he sees me in public and thinks that I said he has bad breath when it's only Stugatz who has said that he has bad breath. Or when I get a beer bottle broken over my chin because people think I'm responsible for the Pell Grant scandal at the University of Miami because you guys have Said I'm responsible for the Pell Grant scandal at the University of Miami. I have found I have human cost that is on my chin. A scar on my chin from a beer bottle that I was hit with. Our people are always betraying us. And Billy, in your case, those social media people are awful. They are aggregate whores.
Stugatz
Terrible people.
Amin Alhassan
They don't care. They're shameless. They just. They want us to get in trouble and cause us problems. I'm watching a Jerry Springer documentary on Netflix on the problems that producers cause. Buzzed at Jerry Springer by not taking any responsibility for the fact that they were doing dumb shit with dumb people. That's what we do around here. You guys are going to get me and Billy harmed in today's America by getting your clicks this cheaply. My tone is shit today.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Greg Cody
Get the phone out.
Chris Cody
The Venmo bucket. Yep.
Stugatz
We had a situation where the 2001 Miami Hurricanes wanted to cover and fight Dan not too long ago because something someone said on this show.
Billy Gill
You call the ball guy an before? I mean.
Stugatz
No, I did not.
Greg Cody
First of all, playing with fire a little bit.
Stugatz
Said Dick.
Billy Gill
Oh, I'm sorry.
Greg Cody
Dick Sporting Goods.
I
He just thought his name was Richard.
Stugatz
Yeah, I don't know his name.
I
He didn't know until.
Stugatz
He didn't know my name either. So it's fair.
Chris Cody
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Amin Alhassan
Use code.
Chris Cody
Dan, we're going to get you $20 off your first purchase. Terms of FL. Terms apply. What time is it? It's game time.
Roy Bellamy
Terms apply.
Billy Gill
I was going to say well done. Right up until you. Well, you know what you do. We were a. Me and I were having a funny conversation. Dan just left, by the way.
Greg Cody
Yes.
Roy Bellamy
Yeah. That tone fine really got.
Billy Gill
I don't think that really falls under the Vembo bucket fine chart here where you don't. Yeah, well, pay $5. Don't leave the show.
Greg Cody
There's got to be. There's got to be. There's got to be two tone levels, right? There's one that's a regular tone.
Billy Gill
Right?
Greg Cody
And then there's. What? Dan just.
Chris Cody
And there's Dan tone.
Greg Cody
Yeah, Dan, Tone's got to be more than $5.
I
Do you double it every time there's a tone fine in one show?
Greg Cody
Well, I was gonna say the first.
I
Fine for $5, but then the second time there's a tone issue. Now it's.
Billy Gill
Fines are only doubled on Tuesday.
I
Complicated.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Stugatz
An Opposite day you take money out.
Billy Gill
When is opposite death?
Chris Cody
January 25th.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Stugatz
This year.
Billy Gill
Leap year. Anyway, we were talking about Todd Bowles.
Stugatz
Oh, why?
Billy Gill
Because we didn't want to talk about the Padres anymore.
Greg Cody
That's a good point. But that's also a good follow up question.
Billy Gill
It is a good question and his.
Greg Cody
Question is kind of the answer. It is.
Chris Cody
He's the coach you never hear about.
Billy Gill
He's the coach that no one cares about. He's the coach.
Greg Cody
How, how he has a sweet spot.
Billy Gill
How in the NFL can a coach live in a space where it doesn't matter if he wins or loses? No one is saying Todd Bowles needs to win this game. Todd Bowles is on the hot seat. Todd Bowles could coach the Buccaneers for the remainder of time and no one would care.
Greg Cody
Stu, got some to tell you. Right now he's in what we like to call the sweet spot. Right? A little bit to the side. Now you're Sean McVay, now you're Shanahan. You've gotta be a genius. You gotta do something. And a little bit to the other side.
Amin Alhassan
You're an idiot.
Greg Cody
How do you still have a job? When is the guy going to get out of here? The sweet spot. Nobody even brings you up.
Chris Cody
You know what I'm thinking it might be because Baker's polarizing. If you have a polarizing quarterback, they kind of take all the attention. We don't really hear a lot about. When you're talking about like McDermott, like Josh Allen, everyone talks about. Josh Allen has to do it. No one talks about McDermott. Lamar Jackson has to do it. No one talks about Harbaugh. I think that's going on here. Everyone's kind of focused on Baker and they don't really look at bowls as much.
Billy Gill
I would say if Lamar Jackson, if they lose to Pittsburgh, let's say John Harbaugh, who's won two playoff games in the last decade, two with a two time MVP by the way, he'd be in trouble.
Chris Cody
But you hear more. Lamar needs to do it. You don't hear John Harbaugh.
Billy Gill
You think Lamar needs to do it.
Chris Cody
You think of Harbaugh as one of the better coaches in the league. I think you're wrong. I mean, maybe some noise would start, but he's definitely not losing his job.
Stugatz
Did you guys see what happened with Mike McCarthy yesterday? So Mike McCarthy, everyone assumed was done. They were just going to let his contract expire and he'd notice be the coach of the Cowboys anymore. And then the last couple weeks Is like, well, maybe. Maybe he's done enough to keep his job. And then yesterday or the day before, the Bears requested.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Stugatz
To interview Mike McCarthy for their head coaching vacancy, which every team just is always like, yeah, okay, you can interview them. And the Cowboys said, no, you're not allowed to interview our coach.
Billy Gill
You have to keep them now.
Greg Cody
Right.
Stugatz
That's what it would seem like they're thinking of doing for some reason.
Greg Cody
It's amazing because. Because they only have until the 14th, right?
Stugatz
Yeah. It's only, like, this week. If not, then he can just go and interview with them anyway. So I don't know what they're trying to accomplish unless they sign him to an extension, like, in the next couple days.
Greg Cody
Billy, that story fascinated me to no end yesterday. I was watching it unfold because I'm like, on the one hand, it's the Cowboys. Like, what are you doing? Either you want them or you don't want them. On the other hand, if you're the Bears, do you really think you need to get the job? On talking to Mike McCarthy, like, if we don't talk to him now, by the time he becomes a free agent, he'll be gone by then.
Billy Gill
But how happy was Mike McCarthy that they made that call?
Greg Cody
I kind of feel like that's. That's stugats. Follow me, if you will. Kind of feel like that's a phone call. You pick up and you say, hey, guys, I need you to do me a solid.
Billy Gill
He knows someone in the Chicago organization.
Greg Cody
You guys don't have to offer me.
Billy Gill
Give you some leverage.
Greg Cody
Yeah, don't offer me the job. Don't offer me the job. Just ask to interview me.
Stugatz
It'd be funny if it was like, Mike himself, like, called. He's like, hello.
Billy Gill
Throws his voice off.
Stugatz
Hey, I'm calling from the Chicago Bears. We would like to interview Mike McCarthy, please.
Greg Cody
The only way that could be funnier is if his voice sounded like Mickey Ariston's in that clip. Like this, I can't get enough of. It's not what he said. What he said, obviously, is funny, given the context that Dan provided. The thing that made me collapse with laughter was the echo, the. The reverb on that voice. And I laugh hard because it makes it sound so much more ridiculous. But the other reason I laugh so hard.
Chris Cody
Greg Cody, major penalty, five minutes.
I
Me maximum. What happened to yourself?
Greg Cody
Hit the button Accidentally.
Billy Gill
Okay.
Greg Cody
Accidentally.
Billy Gill
Terrifying.
Chris Cody
For that, thank you for scaring the out of me. Steak.
I
$1.
Greg Cody
But yes, $1 right there.
Roy Bellamy
Yeah, $1.
Greg Cody
But the other thing that made me laugh uncontrollably about this is. As I'm on the ground laughing, I started thinking to myself, what if that's how Mickey Arison sounds? Like not talking to no mic. What if his voice just echoes and booms like that? Like, good morning.
Billy Gill
Morning.
Greg Cody
It just drove me insane thinking about that. But yeah, Billy, Mike McCarthy. That's what I want. I want him to have that voice when he calls up the. The Cowboys.
Billy Gill
Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello. But I mean, I want you to understand this, okay? Nick Sirianni is the only coach in Eagles history, in Eagles history to coach that organization to the playoffs in his first four seasons as the head coach. If he loses to Green Bay this weekend at home, he's going to get fired.
Greg Cody
That's his ass.
Billy Gill
Todd Bowles loses this weekend, he'll be right back there next year.
Amin Alhassan
Year.
Greg Cody
It's unbelievable. I'll give you another name from history. Eventually time come caught up to him. Jeff Fisher.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Greg Cody
Jeff Fisher was kind of in that sweet spot.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Greg Cody
Like good enough.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Greg Cody
But not too good where we're like, hey, we have expectations.
Billy Gill
Right.
Greg Cody
But not bad enough to like, this guy's a bump.
Chris Cody
And the crazy part is, is that their defense, which Bowles is a defensive guy, is not good. Like, if there's anything good with that team, it's the offense.
Billy Gill
He's 1 and 2 in the postseason. They won a Super bowl with Arians as the head coach. Brady was the quarterback. Bowls is basically. I mean, they made the playoffs consecutive years, but he's one and two in the playoffs. I don't know what's going on in the Tampa sports market. On Tampa Sports Radio wdae, the sports animal in Tampa. I know I'm a local sports junk, but I don't know if they're passionate enough. It has to do with the city in the division. Right? It must.
Greg Cody
No, I don't think it's an organizational thing. I think he found the sweet spot. We all seek the sweet spot.
Chris Cody
Is it his voice? He's got a very like, soft spoken voice. Maybe it's just like we don't think about him because he's just, just under the radar.
Greg Cody
You tell me it doesn't echo. Stay. Why, why, why?
Billy Gill
He doesn't get too emotional. He doesn't talk very much. He just kind of stands there.
Chris Cody
I have one clip of Mike McCarthy talking, by the way.
Billy Gill
I think just standing there is the key to longevity in the NFL.
Amin Alhassan
Butterfingers.
Stugatz
Remember we used to have him on every year, just on Halloween to talk about Halloween.
Amin Alhassan
Butterfingers.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Greg Cody
We used to have a lot of people on this show.
Billy Gill
We did.
Greg Cody
That was a time we used to get people.
Chris Cody
We still get people.
Stugatz
Oh. I have breaking news to share with you guys. Just a tease of sorts, if you will.
Billy Gill
Who do we have today?
Stugatz
Coming up, we secured. We secured an interview for God Bless Football that's gonna air on Friday with Todd from JoshAllen.com. yeah, we're gonna talk to Todd. He has since. Since I reached out to him. Raised the price of JoshAllan.com to $300,000 now.
Greg Cody
Attaboy.
Chris Cody
We're making him money.
Greg Cody
Put him on the show. The market just went up.
Billy Gill
I'm very excited for that Billy. I have many, many questions.
Chris Cody
I just saw Billy raise his. What does a T. Rex have? Would that be a claw? Is it a hoove?
Greg Cody
Oh, it's a paw.
I
A paw.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Chris Cody
Okay. I just saw he raised it, and I was just like, what is that thing?
Greg Cody
Stugats. You asked the question that I thought was going for. So who do we have today? Day.
Billy Gill
Yes. Because Amin made the statement. We used to get big guests around here. Chris says we still get big guest. Who do we have today?
Chris Cody
We have a weather expert coming up next.
Greg Cody
Butter Fingers.
Billy Gill
Because Padre talk wasn't enough.
J
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Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Hour 1: The Micky Arison Sound
Release Date: January 8, 2025
The episode kicks off with the hosts reminiscing about their recent holiday party, delving into humorous anecdotes about drinking and mishaps. Amin Alhassan shares a lighthearted story about attempting to maintain sobriety post-party, leading to playful ribbing from Greg Cody and Billy Gill.
To add a layer of fun and accountability, the hosts introduce a "Fine Bucket" system. Mistakes or infractions during the show result in monetary fines, creating a playful yet competitive environment among the hosts.
The conversation shifts to a playful tag game that devolves into laughter over one host's stumble. This segment highlights the camaraderie and light-hearted interactions that define the show's atmosphere.
A significant portion of the discussion centers on the intricacies of sports ownership, particularly focusing on Mickey Arison of the Miami Heat. The hosts express frustration over the lack of transparency and media coverage regarding the business side of sports, contrasting it with the extensive focus on star players like Jimmy Butler and Tyreek Hill.
Amin Alhassan voices concerns about how social media clips segments of the show out of context, leading to misunderstandings and potential backlash. This highlights the challenges modern media faces in controlling narratives and maintaining the integrity of conversations.
The hosts delve into recent coaching changes within the NFL, discussing figures like Mike McCarthy and Todd Bowles. They analyze the impact of coaching on team performance and fan engagement, sharing insights into why certain coaches remain in their positions despite mixed results.
Towards the end of the episode, the hosts tease upcoming interviews and segments, including a scheduled discussion with Todd from JoshAllen.com. They also touch upon the show's 20th anniversary, reflecting on its growth and future direction.
Amin Alhassan expresses disappointment over the hosts' apparent forgetfulness of significant moments in the show's history, specifically referencing a controversial clip involving Mickey Arison. This segment underscores the importance of legacy and the impact of past events on the show's identity.
The episode offers a blend of humor, sports analysis, and behind-the-scenes insights into the challenges of media representation and ownership dynamics. The hosts engage in lively discussions, balancing light-hearted banter with critical examinations of the sports business landscape. As the show approaches its 20th anniversary, there is a palpable sense of reflection and anticipation for future developments.
Key Takeaways:
Final Thoughts: This episode encapsulates the essence of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, blending humor with in-depth sports discourse. For listeners new to the show, it provides a comprehensive look into the personalities and issues that make the podcast a staple in sports media.