Hour 2: Chris Wins [Insert Money Here]

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Chris Wins [Insert Money Here] – August 25, 2025

Overview

In this episode, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and the Meadowlark Media crew deliver a classic, freewheeling mix of sports, pop culture, behind-the-scenes squabbles, and personal revelations from their perch at the Elser Hotel in Miami. The hour features lively debates about the authenticity of modern sports documentaries, NFL player empowerment, outrageous family betrayals over gambling winnings, and a characteristically absurd proposal for a universal football "bye week"—all laced with the show’s signature blend of sarcasm, bickering, and earnest insight.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Rise (and Fall) of the “Authorized Documentary”

(01:56–08:37)

• Bill Belichick’s UNC Football Docuseries:

  • Billy introduces news that Bill Belichick will star in a Hulu docuseries about UNC football, expected to be tightly controlled by Belichick.
  • The crew expresses skepticism about its authenticity, comparing it to other personality-driven sports docs (e.g., Jerry Jones, Charlie Sheen, Gators on Netflix).

• Key Quotes:

  • “I don’t think we’re going to see anything that Bill Belichick doesn’t want us to see.” — Billy (01:56)
  • “It’s going to be exactly formulaic, based on what he wants and, more important, doesn’t want aired.” — Stugotz (02:48)
  • “It’s just public relations for Jerry Jones.” — Dan Le Batard (08:15)

• Debate on Documentary Value:

  • Dan and Billy argue that the best docs are unauthorized (Tiger Woods example), pushing viewers to question what they’re not being shown.
  • Stugotz likens “unauthorized” labels to greater potential truth-telling vs. self-serving autobiographies.

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2. Transparency, Negotiations, and Power in Modern Football

(09:26–15:11)

• Micah Parsons and Cowboys Contract Standoff:

  • Discussion of Micah Parsons’ “back injury” and speculation that he’s holding out for more money.
  • Dan and crew note Parsons represents a new, vocal athlete who wants his own platform, differing from historic Cowboys.

• Veterans and Training Camp Avoidance:

  • Billy questions if stars like Cam Heyward are merely “resting” to skip the preseason grind.
  • Stugotz approves: “If you’re a proven veteran, you don’t need training camp.”

• Key Quotes:

  • “Parsons is the one Cowboy who wants to be a star—like, he wants to be his own platform in the way Jerry Jones is.” — Billy (11:28)
  • “He is what the athlete… represents in the modern age.” — Stugotz (12:21)

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3. Absurd Proposals and Reflections on Modern Football Fandom

(18:23–22:25)

• A Universal Football “Bye Week” for Fans and Players:

  • Billy’s Football Friend proposes a “football holiday” in the middle of the season (all teams rest, fans can get their chores done).
  • Met with skepticism, prompting reflections on football's cultural dominance and resistance to any break.

• Award Shows and the Decline of Shared TV Events:

  • The group jokes about never watching award shows or the Pro Bowl, reinforcing changes in viewing culture.

• Key Quotes:

  • “Sometimes I find it hard to get my things done, my chores done. I can’t go out of town for the weekend because there’s football that needs to be watched.” — Billy’s Football Friend (18:49)
  • “I haven’t seen a Pro Bowl since Sean Taylor was alive.” — Billy (20:00)

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4. Surreal News Stories and Offbeat Crime Reactions

(22:39–25:31)

• Jaylen Brown’s Father Charged with Stabbing:

  • The crew reports on a bizarre, violent news item involving the Celtics star’s father.
  • Spirals into dark humor about the “intimacy” required in stabbing crimes versus gun violence.

• Key Quotes:

  • “The stabbing as a crime is so personal and intimate that I don’t know what to do with it as a talking point.” — Billy (23:59)
  • “Where was the victim stabbed? Does it say? ‘Cause I think that matters.” — Stugotz, playing lawyer (24:40)
  • “According to people, Brown allegedly stabbed the coach as many as 25 times.” — Billy’s Football Friend (25:09)

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5. Family, Legacy, and Slightly Morbid Humor

(25:52–28:02)

• Surname and Bloodline Debates:

  • Stugotz worries about his legacy and the passing on of his family name, expressing increasing mortality awareness.
  • Spur-of-the-moment jokes about adoption, blood transfusions, and the existential crisis of “bloodline dies with me” from Dan.

• Key Quotes:

  • “My bloodline dies with me, and I’m OK with it.” — Dan Le Batard (26:36)
  • “Once you get to be 70, you know, knock, knock, knocking…” — Stugotz (26:56)

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6. Miami Real Estate Conspiracies and Reminiscing

(28:02–28:29)

• Nostalgic discussion about the old Clevelander studio and rumors of new Miami Beach development, quickly theorizing there’s a “grand conspiracy” tied to real estate interests.

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7. Chris Cody’s “Big” Poker Winnings and Family Betrayal

(32:17–41:20)

• The Social Media Poker Saga:

  • Chris Cody wins a poker tournament. The event posts he’s won a “$40,000 pot.”
  • Chris clarifies he didn’t win that much; jokes and confessions follow about the true amount and the downside of publicizing gambling winnings.

• Stugotz Calls Himself Out:

  • Stugotz admits to being inconsistent—he previously publicized Boog Sciambi’s private Vegas winnings in a blog post, which led to hard feelings; now he says he’d want to keep similar news about Chris private, but then accidentally reveals the actual payout on-air.

• Comedy in Bleeps:

  • The group debates whether to bleep out the amount for comedic effect or leave Stugotz’s “betrayal” evident.

• Key Quotes:

  • “Why did you feel that need to just tell people? … Let me borrow my, like, dude, you just won 40k…” — Billy’s Football Friend (33:32)
  • “It should be up to him to report it, not up to the casino.” — Stugotz (37:05)
  • “I don’t want to do this with you again… you just argued ten minutes ago this is not something you would want in public.” — Billy (40:09)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Docuseries Honesty (03:38):
  “They’ll let us see what they want us to see, and that’ll be that. And it’s up to the consumer to decide whether they want to make that investment, knowing his reputation and how secretive he is…” — Dan Le Batard

• On Player Empowerment and Social Media (11:28):
  “Micah Parsons, he’s the one guy… who also wishes to be a star with his mouth… He wants his own platform. He also wants the attention Jerry Jones craves.” — Billy

• On Stabbing as “Intimacy” (24:23):
  “I’m not saying it’s okay. I’m just saying… the mindset of somebody who is willing to stab you is not something I am able to comprehend.” — Billy

• On Surnames and the End of the Line (26:36):
  “My bloodline dies with me, and I’m OK with it.” — Dan Le Batard

• On Family Betrayal Over Poker Winnings (36:15):
  “What did you just do? The entanglement of what you just did. Betraying your son, betraying Boogie. Being inconsistent in general… and then defending again your right to publish and betray…” — Billy

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 01:56–08:37 — Sports Docuseries, Authenticity, and the Limits of “Authorized” Stories
• 09:26–15:11 — NFL Player Empowerment, Parsons’ Contract, and Veterans Skipping Training Camp
• 18:23–22:25 — Proposal for a Universal Football “Bye Week” and Reflections on Cultural Viewing Habits
• 22:39–25:31 — Breaking News: Jaylen Brown’s Father’s Stabbing Incident and Morbid Humor
• 25:52–28:02 — Surnames, Bloodlines, and Show Mortality
• 32:17–41:20 — Chris Cody’s Poker Win, Family Betrayals, and The Comedic Value of Bleeping
• 40:01–end — Run-out: Community, Family, and the Show’s Enduring Inside Jokes

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Conclusion

Hour 2 is a quintessential Le Batard Show ride—sardonic, playful, sprawling, and occasionally poignant. Whether skewering the manufactured authenticity of sports documentaries, diving into the modern athlete’s media power, lamenting (and celebrating) legacies, or calling out family hypocrisy amid poker winnings, it’s a master class in radio chaos where real insights jostle comfortably alongside running jokes, unfiltered bickering, and genuine friendships.

Transcript

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[Stugats]

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[Billy]

As I ask you guys about this theme that I continue to hit because I'm interested in documentaries. I like documentaries. We're in the documentary business. Bill Belichick announced yesterday that the long rumored Hulu Docu series about UNC football this season is going to happen and is going to premiere this fall. His girlfriend, Jordan Hudson, seemed to have taken a victory lap on Instagram before the news was announced. She posted an image of her blowing a kiss to the camera as her and Belichick walked away and the caption included the Handles Forever Wonder, Hulu, Disney. Plus your level of interest in whatever this documentary is going to be, which I assume that Bill Belichick will have creative control over. I don't think we're going to see anything that Bill Belichick doesn't want us to see.

[Stugats]

Yeah, and that's the problem. Right. It's gonna be the Jerry Jones thing where if Belichick is controlling the whole thing, it's gonna be exactly formulaic, based on whatever he wants, and more important, doesn't want air.

[Billy]

But I'm interested. It is a natural evolution. It's a way for him to evolve in the modern age as a 70 year old with what is popular today when you guys are busy telling me the argument for two weeks now. Hey, Jerry Jones wins, Dan. He gets the money and the attention. That's all that actually matters.

[Stugats]

It's bound to be just a docum about Bill Belichick and his transition from the Patriots into college football and hopefully about his controversial relationship with someone a third of his age. Because if it ends up being the history of an unremarkable North Carolina, it's.

[Billy]

Not going to be his relationship. There's no way it's going to be about his relationship.

[Dan Le Batard]

They'll let us see what they want us to see and that'll be that. And it's up to the consumer to decide whether or not they want to make that investment on the front end, knowing his reputation, how secretive he is, knowing that this, that their fingerprints are all over it. Me, myself, not at all interested because I kind of have an idea of what I'd be getting there. And that's gonna be usually the case with documentaries that are authorized right now, unless you have a subject that is legitimately willing to give the entire truth. Look, you have buy in from Charlie Sheen in his upcoming Netflix documentary series. I'm pretty sure that's going to be super interesting. And I don't mind that it's authorized by him because it doesn't seem like he's gonna be pulling any punches there. So I'm in on that. But I think with most cases in the documentary world, especially the ones that go to streamers, the consumer is going to have to make an educated guess as to whether or not this is the truth and should scrutinize whatever they see. Understanding that is just one perspective.

[Stugats]

And it's probably going to end up being a glorified series of recruiting videos for the Tar Heels, which I have no interest in watching.

[Billy]

You mentioned Charlie Sheen. I hadn't mentioned to you how close we were to making that particular movie, but the amount of money that he wanted given in general what it is that is going on in his life seemed unsafe.

[Dan Le Batard]

Hey, man. We're constantly making. Making it to the metal stands.

[Jeremy]

A lot of second places.

[Dan Le Batard]

Your podium in F1.

[Billy]

That one we said no to. That one. That one we said no to. Yes. Because we broke up with him. Because the amount of money that he.

[Dan Le Batard]

Wanted to, he probably deserves. He said no to us.

[Billy]

Yes. And he would. No. He did not say no to us.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, it sounds like you didn't meet the price. Yeah.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Like, if you go to a car dealership and they say, this car will be $50,000, and you're like, how.

[Billy]

Do you.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm out of here. Too expensive.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Yeah.

[Billy]

It was ours for the taking if we had them.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah. I said no to a Maserati the other day. I'm not doing it.

[Billy]

No, it was affordable. Like, we could have done it. It just would have put some things at risk, but we could have done it.

[Stugats]

Really? Couldn't you have lowballed?

[Jeremy]

We would have lost. Jeremy.

[Stugats]

It sounds like there wasn't a lot of competition for this guy's story.

[Billy]

There is a lot of competition.

[Dan Le Batard]

I have broken up with Scarlett Johansson.

[Billy]

I understand.

[Dan Le Batard]

It was a tough decision.

[Billy]

You weren't. Look, man, you hit me the other day right after you hit me with. I made a musical Buster. Whatever it is you hit me right after that with. Oh, really, Dan? You're questioning whether Carson Beck looked like Cam Ward in fall practice when I was there and you weren't for both camps. So I'm in on the Charlie Sheen discussions and you're not.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, it's just. It's cool. Like, you didn't meet the price, and he went with someone that made the price. It doesn't seem like he. You broke up with him.

[Jeremy]

Still second place, though.

[Stugats]

Yeah. Congrats.

[Billy]

No, it would have been first place.

[Stugats]

Silverman.

[Billy]

It would have been.

[Jeremy]

We chose second place, Silverman.

[Billy]

I didn't say we were saying.

[Billy's Football Friend]

First place is a lot of pressure.

[Billy]

We might have been tied with everybody else. We might have been tied forever. I'm not even saying we're second place there. On the Cowboys, we were second place. That's why John. Skipper's.

[Billy's Football Friend]

By our choosing or theirs?

[Billy]

That's their choosing. The NFL's choosing, I think. I don't think that was even Jerry's choosing.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, because your pitch was probably. We'd like an honest look.

[Jeremy]

I do believe if you're not first, you last.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Why do you guys keep falling for this whole documentary thing, especially with sports thinking like you're going to get anything that's honest?

[Billy]

Well, this. Well, this is. This is one of the conundrums that's in play right now that I will reveal as it relates to the specifics of Isaiah Thomas, for example, as a documentary story that gets about 10 steps down the line with 10 different meetings with 10 different people, and at the very end, somebody says, hey, Isaiah, you know, we're gonna have to ask about the sexual harassment stuff, right? And that's where these things are gonna fall apart in the future, everywhere, wherever it is that you're granting access in exchange for a piece of the story. And it's what's gonna get contaminated in the storytelling, as you only have four or five entities telling any kinds of stories, and they'll do it the way the Gators did their story on Netflix, where it's just, you're getting a piece of it, but you're not getting the piece of it that I've told you before. The best sports doc, the documentary I've seen recently was the what Max did and Armin Katayn with Tiger woods, not Taurasi, available now. It did not have Tiger woods participation, and it was amazing because it didn't have his participation. You had an assortment of people talking the way I would have liked to hear some people talk about Jerry Jones. If they put any of them on camera who might have said the things about Jerry Jones, that would have been an exhaustive look at Jerry Jones as opposed to what it is that they did, which is just public relations for Jerry Jones.

[Stugats]

I totally get that. If I'm reading a book that says unauthorized biography, I assume it's going to be more truthful than the biography written by the autobiography. So, same way with documentaries.

[Billy]

I don't know, though, that anybody that's listening to this actually cares of that particular contamination in this age of both fake news and choose your own truth. Because we're, what are we, 15 minutes removed from Trump saying what about being a dictator? As everybody wonders whether he's hired hiding his ankles for. From us because he's in poor health.

[Guest]

Well, he's also hiding his hands from us. But on top of that, he said, I believe. And let me get the direct quote for you.

[Stugats]

Quote.

[Guest]

Nope, doing a bad job here. Wasn't ready to have this one. A lot of people are saying, maybe we'd like a dictator. That's the direct quote. A lot of people are saying, maybe we'd like a dictator. He went on to say, I'm not a dictator. I don't like a dictator. But a lot of people are saying maybe we'd like one.

[Billy]

When it comes to coaches, I do believe that most people in our audience would like their football team to have the boss that they themselves would not like to have somebody who's a disciplinarian and bossing people around and showing people who's in charge. So as this situation in Dallas escalates with Micah Parsons and Jerry Jones, Mike Florio is pointing out that Parsons is yet to practice and he's saying he's got a back problem. Now Jerry Jones says that's negotiating. Everything is fine with his back. They say he's faking it.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Well, I had to lay down in the middle of the game the other night too. Was hurting. He was definitely wasn't taking a nap during the game that he was sitting out of.

[Billy]

The MRI of Parsons back was according to shot Schottenheimer, pretty clean. I don't know what that means. It means clean enough to play. And as one source with knowledge of the procedure explained to Mike Florio, the Cowboys can now send a letter to Parson explaining that he's cleared to practice and that it's conduct detrimental and you know, also insubordination if he doesn't practice and they can go as deep as a four game penalty. Mike Ryan is dismissing this all as noise, but they. They. You would agree, correct, that there are certain things that you might not be able to take back in public when it's an 80 year old doing business against somebody in his early 20s in the modern age. And you can fix it all with money, as Jerry Jones often does by overspending just to have his spectacle in the. But we are in agreement that this risks something, are we not? Or are we just saying no? Their behavior, these behaviors are going to be fine and Micah Parsons is going to be understood by Jerry Jones at the end. As long as he comes and he pays him.

[Stugats]

I think if he gets the biggest contract ever at his position, then all is well. I have to think that heals and solves everything. If he doesn't. Maybe there's some after effect here.

[Dan Le Batard]

If he doesn't, then it would end differently. For the first time in Jerry Jones's history running the Dallas Cowboys.

[Billy]

The difference that I would say here though is at least not lacking in substance. This is the one guy the Cowboys have had who is insistent on having his own platform. This is the one star that they have who also wishes to be a star. With his mouth in a way that not everyone else is profiting off of because he wants his own platform. The same way Mike Bibby and all these guys have noticed that the platform has value. Micah Parsons. We are in agreement that the star that Micah Parsons is on that team different from Dak Prescott, different from CD Lamb. He wants to be a personality. Like, it's clear that he also wants the attention that Jerry Jones craves. That makes him different than any of the other Cowboys I have seen in the modern age.

[Stugats]

It makes him represent the modern age. He is what the athlete. And in this case, all Micah Parsons is doing is leveling the playing field because nobody has a bigger platform than Jerry Jones in the NFL. Jerry can say whatever he wants and everybody's writing it down and repeating it on the air. So Micah Parsons finally has his own platform and good for him.

[Billy]

Does it matter though, is what I'm saying to you? Once. Once you get past the contract negotiations of this, do you guys think that this is not going to be a problem going forward with Micah Parsons? He's already talking too much for their lik. These. These teams like to have control of these things. Tyree Kill did not speak when he was in Kansas City. Travis Kelsey did one season of his dating show. And then Andy Reid said, we need to not be doing that in public anymore. We're watching a Netflix documentary where Michael Irvin is the only one raising his hand and actually volunteering. I'll talk about all of my bad shit and I'll throw it all in in public. But Micah Parsons is willing to get messy with the owner.

[Dan Le Batard]

Des Bryant got messy with the owner and got his money. Ezekiel Elliott got messy. He got his money. Zach Martin didn't get messy. But the action of waiting to the very last second is, you know, it's messy.

[Billy]

People. What is the situation right now with Cam Hayward in Pittsburgh? Aren't some of these guys just trying to avoid all of training camp?

[Stugats]

All.

[Billy]

Aren't some of these guys just not wanting to do any of Coach is going to make me miserable for a. Just tell me when the collisions start. I'll show up. I'm a whatever it is that cam Hayward is. 14 year veteran. I don't need training camp.

[Stugats]

Can you blame them? I mean, if you're a proven veteran, you don't need. You need training camp. You don't need three exhibition games. Josh Allen didn't take a single snap in the preseason for the first time in his career. That's going to be a little bit of a trend.

[Jeremy]

I think no, they've been going the opposite. I've noticed this year more teams are playing players. I know that's an example of not, but two have played this year played this year.

[Stugats]

Two is not proven in a way.

[Billy's Football Friend]

That Josh Allen, Joe Burrow played every game. But the reason Joe Burrow played is because the Bengals seem to think that it's not that Joe Burrow has been unhealthy coming into the seasons. Why he struggles. It's because it takes a little while for him to warm up. So they're warming him up in the preseason, putting him at risk to get injured so that he's revving when week one comes around, which is an absurd theory, but we'll see how that plays out.

[Jeremy]

Kyler Murray also played this year, didn't play last year. I think it's going the other way. Like I saw more people playing this year.

[Stugats]

Okay, but if you're Cam Heyward, if you trust a veteran, accomplished player, and I'm the head coach, I'm going you tell me what you need. How much do you need to play in this preseason? Because you've proven it. You've been proving it in the NFL longer than I've been a head coach. You tell me what you need to get ready.

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[Dan Le Batard]

Hey, Tony.

[Jeremy]

Hey, Mike.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Jeremy]

Draft is crisp.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Stugats]

Don LeBatard I heard that as a woman faking pain, I didn't think that sounded real. I really didn't.

[Billy]

You know, it was not fake. It was in no way fake.

[Dan Le Batard]

You can spot a woman faking it.

[Billy]

Stugats.

[Stugats]

Yes, I can. Jess. Expert. I've been married 40 years. This is the Don Levatar show with the Stugats.

[Billy]

I was happy to hear from Billy. He also is warming up to be the Duke, one of the biggest insiders there is anywhere in national and international football.

[Stugats]

And I heard.

[Billy]

That Billy had a football proposal for us and I have been remiss in not getting to it before now. We usually clear the way when Dukey has a football proposal to make.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Yeah, so I don't know if you guys have caught on. Preseason's done season starting, but there's a week in between. College football is going to happen, but the NFL, you now Have a week in between where they can rest and get their bodies right and kind of just get sorted out for the season. So I was thinking, what if during the football season, we just had a universal buy where there's just one week of no, no football? And I know you guys are thinking, that's terrible. I can't do that. But I. I mean, I sometimes find it hard to get my things done, my chores done. I can't go out of town for the weekend because there's football that needs to be watched. I feel like if we have a football holiday in the middle of football season, everyone can get right for fans. A buy for fans and the players, too. Yeah. They can get healthy. You just have a universal buy for all the teams. You put it. I don't know.

[Billy]

Like, we have that before the super bowl, right? That's. That's not what you want, though. You want, like, a universal Pro Bowls.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Pro bowl games are that. Dan, you're telling me you're not watching the Pro bowl games?

[Dan Le Batard]

That's what he's telling you.

[Jeremy]

You got Tuesday, Wednesday.

[Stugats]

All right?

[Billy]

That's plenty of time to get your shit shows. I haven't seen him in 15 years.

[Billy's Football Friend]

I feel like the first week of December, maybe, you know, after Thanksgiving.

[Jeremy]

I don't like this.

[Billy]

I don't think I've seen a Pro bowl since Sean Taylor was alive because that's the last Pro bowl memory that I have. I don't.

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm inclined to believe that award shows get out of here.

[Jeremy]

In Revelations, Dan says he hasn't gotten a piece of mail in a decade.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Decade, yeah. That did happen.

[Billy]

Maybe 20th. I physically gone to get my mail.

[Dan Le Batard]

You didn't see any of the Ricky Gervais Golden Globes?

[Billy]

I saw. I saw of it. No, I've seen. I. I see award show the way that others. I imagine watching award shows, which is clips long after they're over.

[Billy's Football Friend]

What are you saying? Start to finish? Or like the 7, 8 situation to.

[Billy]

An award show in 15 years where I'm going to my television with the purpose of. I want to see this. Not even the Oscar show that we did here.

[Guest]

You didn't see the opening of the 2010 Primetime Emmys when Jimmy Fallon, Tina Fey, and the cast of Glee sang Born to Run? I mean, come on, Dan, by the.

[Jeremy]

Way, born to run. 50 years. Congrats, Bruce.

[Billy]

I have no idea what it is. Okay? This is. I don't have anything against these shouts of liar from you guys other than to tell you I'm not lying.

[Jeremy]

And Then it just gets not liar. It's unlikely. That's really what I'm yelling.

[Stugats]

It's the 15 years part. That's.

[Billy's Football Friend]

It just seems like a weird flex, let's say.

[Billy]

But I'm not flexing.

[Jeremy]

Could you have forgotten one that you.

[Billy]

Tuned into three years ago?

[Stugats]

Three or four years, not 15.

[Billy]

I understand that you guys don't believe me on this. No, I know you're clear in dismissing this. I just don't have anywhere to go after that other than to tell you I don't watch award shows and I also don't watch pro Bowls, but I thought that Billy's idea there of the customers getting a break midway through the season, I think I'd appreciate.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Yeah, go up to Epcot, a little food and wine action.

[Stugats]

Not a bad idea.

[Jeremy]

This is almost as annoying as when my dad wants in our fantasy draft to take a break. It's like a thing. In fancy drafts, you don't take a break. You have a break between picks. All right? The draft always is moving. My dad is like, after round four, we will now pause for five minutes and everyone go to the bat. It's like.

[Stugats]

No.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Ever heard a halftime junior?

[Jeremy]

Everyone does go to the bathroom when you're not picking, the draft always stays moving. There's no breaks in drafts.

[Stugats]

That's an arbitrary.

[Jeremy]

You go to the bathroom, you come back, you see what picks, picks you missed.

[Stugats]

No, you. You. You go five. I almost said innings. You go five rounds.

[Billy]

He almost said piss.

[Stugats]

You go five rounds, you take a five minute break. You go five more rounds, you take a five minute break, then you. You finish the draft.

[Billy's Football Friend]

There you go, right there.

[Billy]

Washington and Terry McLaren have agreed to a three year deal.

[Stugats]

Thank God. The Lobos just drafted.

[Billy]

Yeah.

[Stugats]

Wow. Yeah, wow.

[Dan Le Batard]

They made up after that ugly holdout.

[Jeremy]

You were mocked too.

[Stugats]

I know I was. Who's got the last laugh now? Go Lobos.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Go Lobos.

[Dan Le Batard]

I saw the 49ers have two guys that got shot.

[Stugats]

No.

[Dan Le Batard]

Purcell and who Robinson got traded there.

[Stugats]

Huh? It's true, Ryan.

[Dan Le Batard]

They got two dudes that got shot.

[Billy]

Do we have any details? Since we're now doing this as the breaking news reaction on Jaylen Brown's father stabbing someone. Since we're doing just a violent crime outbreak, somehow around what it is, the breaking news is.

[Guest]

I have some details if you. If you'd like.

[Dan Le Batard]

What a week for dads?

[Jeremy]

According to what I. I'm just kidding. Go ahead.

[Dan Le Batard]

Be helpful, please.

[Guest]

No, thanks.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, come on.

[Guest]

Seven year old Quentin Marcellus Brown was arrested and charged with attempted murder after allegedly stabbing another man in a parking lot. According to jail records, he was booked on that charge and his bail bond was set at $300,000. 3News in Las Vegas reported that the incident started over a, quote, door ding. The victim and his girlfriend were sitting in a vehicle at all American park when Brown parked his SUV next to them. Brown opened his passenger side door, hitting their vehicle. Witnesses identified Brown, who was listed at seven feet tall and £300 at the scene.

[Billy]

The stabbing as a crime is so personal and intimate that I don't know what to do with it as a talking point. Just getting so physically close to somebody that somewhere in what would be a car ding or rage, you would be capable of just stabbing them. Seems like a level of violence that I'm not capable of understanding.

[Stugats]

The gun's okay.

[Billy]

I'm not saying it's okay. I'm not saying it's okay. I'm just saying, in fact, the gun comes with bigger penalties and consequences for obvious reasons. I'm just saying the mindset of somebody who is willing to stab you is not something that I am able to comprehend.

[Stugats]

Where was the victim stabbed? Does it say? Cuz I think that matters.

[Dan Le Batard]

Oh, wow.

[Stugats]

Okay. If he's stabbed in the arm, you can't charge him with.

[Billy]

This is not where I had all of this breaking news ending up.

[Jeremy]

And if I try to stab you and I'm going towards your chest and I end up in your bicep, that's not attempted murder.

[Stugats]

I. I learned a lot. Not if I'm a defense lawyer. Hell no.

[Dan Le Batard]

Dan Lerd on stabbing Colon couldn't fathom it.

[Billy]

It's just too intimate.

[Dan Le Batard]

You have. That's the issue.

[Stugats]

Intimacy.

[Billy's Football Friend]

According to people. According to people. It says witnesses told police that Brown allegedly stabbed the coach as many as 25 times.

[Stugats]

Whoa. Yeah.

[Guest]

Youth football coach. A 28 year old youth football coach.

[Stugats]

Oh, my God.

[Billy]

So how did we end up here?

[Billy's Football Friend]

I don't think location matters. At 25.

[Stugats]

Yeah, that.

[Dan Le Batard]

That we'll give him for details. And then you said I can't do anything.

[Jeremy]

You'll give him attempted murder, dad.

[Stugats]

Will. Yeah. I love how Levitard calls stabbing an act of intimacy. That's interesting.

[Billy]

I'm not taking it back.

[Stugats]

Okay. Or should you?

[Billy]

It is. It is.

[Jeremy]

I do like, like, not. I don't like this. The visual of like a romantic stabbing is what you're painting there, baby. Intimate.

[Stugats]

Like an intimate moment, baby.

[Billy's Football Friend]

That's how you keep the Cody name alive.

[Dan Le Batard]

That is not just because they're Too close together. You're not allowed to keep it alive if you just give Graceland your last name. Yeah, that. That. That doesn't come.

[Stugats]

What if she adopts my last name?

[Dan Le Batard]

It's cheating the system.

[Stugats]

I don't think it is.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's not the true bloodline.

[Stugats]

Why should women give up their surname?

[Billy's Football Friend]

That's a great question.

[Jeremy]

What if I adopt a boy?

[Stugats]

Will that?

[Dan Le Batard]

Will that you accept that that's not the bloodline. Another asterisk. I'm sorry. You could love him like a son. He could be your son.

[Stugats]

Yeah.

[Billy's Football Friend]

What if. Wait, I don't like that. What if. What if Greg gives the adopted boy, something happens, A blood transfusion. Then Greg's blood is back in play here.

[Stugats]

You know, that's not a bad idea.

[Jeremy]

I'm naming him Fred.

[Stugats]

I want to get that going. Fred.

[Jeremy]

Fred Cody.

[Billy's Football Friend]

I don't like this conversation. Fred. Back to the stabbing.

[Dan Le Batard]

My bloodline dies with me, and I'm okay with it.

[Stugats]

You're okay with that? Wow. I still got Michael. You know, maybe he can sow his seed and produce a blood.

[Billy]

What's going on with you? Where? The last couple of weeks, we're talking about your tombstone, your mortality, and you're giving a lot of thought to how your name is remembered and placing it in your youngest son's middle name just so that it gets remembered right.

[Stugats]

You know, once you get to be 70, you know, knock, knock, knocking. You know what I mean?

[Billy's Football Friend]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

Evan Store. Yeah, I get the reference. You're saying you're almost dead.

[Stugats]

I appreciate that. No, I mean, I hope to be here in 15 years. I'll be here. The show will be gone, but I will be in this studio all by myself 15 years from today.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's a good bet. What lasts longer?

[Billy's Football Friend]

You know, I've often wondered. I drove by. I drove by the Clevelander, like, two weeks ago, and I wondered because it didn't seem there was much activity. I feel like if I walked into the Clevelander, there's still just the studio there.

[Dan Le Batard]

I got a message on social media that led me to assume the Poppy elevator door wrap is still alive. Yeah, there are artifacts of a bygone era.

[Billy]

You guys should read, though, about what they're doing over there. Cause it's one of the controversial moves. They're gonna build that straight into the sky right now where there's all sorts of fighting going on.

[Guest]

Great idea. Super superb idea. In the infrastructure that we have on Miami Beach. That's a really great idea.

[Billy]

Well, if you saw the INF infrastructure That we particularly had at the.

[Stugats]

That's what I'm saying.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's insane.

[Guest]

That's crazy.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean at that point it all feels like this is some grand conspiracy to allow for lawlessness to devastate an area so real estate landlords can come over and feel like conquering heroes and have buy in from an adoring public to clean up the streets.

[Guest]

But who would have connection to those real estate landlords? I don't understand.

[Billy's Football Friend]

So you guys are out on my football universal bi week week.

[Stugats]

I think it's a great idea.

[Billy's Football Friend]

All right.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, it isn't.

[Stugats]

No, no, no.

[Dan Le Batard]

We waited too long. The bye week was a six months that happened.

[Jeremy]

You have Tuesday and Wednesday. Get your done.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yes.

[Stugats]

May I suggest a tweak to Billy's grand idea? Yeah, my tweak would be call it halftime.

[Jeremy]

Stand to the halftime.

[Stugats]

It's a halftime show. And talk to the mic though. The mic and the stars are your fans. Oh, wow. Okay, here's what you do.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Yes.

[Stugats]

You split a season right in the middle between NFL and college. Right in an agreed upon middle. You have a not one, but two weeks break. A two week break at halftime, double halftime after two seasons.

[Billy's Football Friend]

And you make the fans the stars.

[Stugats]

Yes.

[Billy's Football Friend]

What does that mean?

[Stugats]

Well, you know, both leagues get together. Goodell and the commissioner of college football, which there is none. I wish I was that. They get together and they have a series of concerts, a fan all star gaming of concerts and the fans perform.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Wait, fans perform fans?

[Billy]

Look, I saw the fans perform on the Zoom pandemic draft where they were all on screens and nobody could beat together with each other. And that just made me sad. Now you have a talent show involving the fan. Billy, I don't know what you're laughing here. You got us here. Look, I'm grateful I took us over to Jalen, Brad's dad.

[Stugats]

So I'm.

[Billy]

I'm just grateful that. That you guys are making a total mess of this just to get me away from the previous total mess I made. But what you're saying is ridiculous. I don't want to replace the football season with two weeks of fans performing.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Nationwide though like an American Idol show. And the two commissioners, one of which doesn't exist, are judges for the talent contest.

[Stugats]

You take the Dolphins as as an example since they're from our area. Do the Miami Dolphins have 50 fans who are truly talented? Of course they do. You know, maybe you get an mc, Gloria Estefan, maybe somebody some local.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Are celebrity fans allowed to participate? Yeah, we encourage Darius Rucker could do something.

[Stugats]

Exactly.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Got it.

[Jeremy]

Cody could participate, but they can't do what they're good at. Like Darius Rucker would have to cook.

[Stugats]

Why?

[Jeremy]

Serena Williams could, like, do ballet. Like she can't play tennis.

[Stugats]

That's a thought. Not a good one, but that's a thought.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Yeah. Chris, you got to take this more seriously, man.

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[Stugats]

Oh, come on.

[Amazon One Medical Announcer]

They called a truce for their holiday and used Expedia trip planner to collaborate on all the details of their trip. Once there, Mike still did more laps around the pool.

[Stugats]

Whatever.

[Amazon One Medical Announcer]

You were made to outdo your holidays. We were made to help organize the competition. Expedia made to travel.

[Billy]

Don LeBatard.

[Stugats]

What do we got here? I got a Magnum condom. We won't get that out.

[Billy]

That's shocking. Stugats.

[Stugats]

Here's a picture of Christopher when he was like three years old.

[Billy]

Right next to the condom.

[Stugats]

Yeah, that's a little reminder.

[Billy]

Never forget it.

[Stugats]

This is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats.

[Billy]

Billy, you've been very critical of Chris and his social media recently. I don't know what Chris is doing wrong that has you in his sights, but what is happening here with Chris Cody?

[Billy's Football Friend]

No, not critical. Chris had an interesting social media weekend. So Chris didn't tell us, but Chris apparently went and participated in a poker tournament in which he won. And very early, either Saturday or Sunday morning, we saw a post go out there that was posted by the tournament that Chris won with a very sleepy looking Chris Cody sitting at a poker table with all his chips saying that he won and there was a $40,000 pot and all this stuff. So the Internet was ablaze talking about Chris Cody and his newfound fortune and all the money that he had won. Chris Cody reposted the celebratory post saying that he was the big winner of this tournament and this and that and what, whatever. And then like a couple hours later, Chris then made a follow up post telling people, by the way, didn't win that much money. Which was a weird, I thought, kind of turn to this story.

[Jeremy]

Well, is because the post said tournament 40k. And I just kind of assume people know po like, that's the total prize pool. And I had like dozens of messages.

[Billy]

Like, you won 40k.

[Jeremy]

And I was just like, I just felt the need to get out there of like, I did win some money, but it wasn't 40k.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Why did you feel that need to just tell people? I did.

[Jeremy]

Because I had dozens of people being like, let me borrow my, like, dude, you just won 40k. And I'm just like, guys, back off.

[Stugats]

So let me get this straight. When you win a poker tournament at X Blank place, that place publishes. Who won there?

[Jeremy]

They have a social media. This particular one, I don't think all places.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Was it because you're a celebrity or.

[Jeremy]

No. If you look, they. They post every Friday.

[Stugats]

I wouldn't like that. I wouldn't like that. I want to remain private. I'm a private winner.

[Billy]

You know what's funny about this? That Boog Schombi won a bunch of money in Vegas, and Greg Cody reported it in his blog, Infuriating Boogie Schombi. And your father defended his right to do that and now just contradicts himself by saying, I'd want to keep that private. When you betrayed Boogie Schombi one time because he simply won, I don't know, 10 grand playing blackjack, and you published it in random evidence of a cluttered mind. He published it right on his blog.

[Stugats]

And in the newspaper books of public figure. But I also have a memory. Tell me if I'm wrong, because this is a vague memory.

[Jeremy]

If you do something private with a public figure, that doesn't make it newsworthy.

[Billy]

Chris isn't a public figure.

[Stugats]

Public. Ish.

[Billy]

Will you decide that?

[Stugats]

Yeah. Who else but me?

[Billy]

When you're maybe the public, when you're not busy being the commissioner.

[Stugats]

Didn't I steal? Not steal, but didn't I grab a $500 chip from Boog in a casino once and start running off with it and he got pissed? Or am I making all that up? I have a memory of that. Get Boog on the phone right now and ask him.

[Billy's Football Friend]

So you stole $500 from him?

[Stugats]

I think I did.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Did you give back?

[Stugats]

And a couple of times over the years, we've reached out to Boog to be on my podcast Crickets. So I don't think I'm. I don't think he's a big fan of mine to this day. You know, what if you win $10,000? You can't keep it a secret. When he. When he tells me he wins women's dollars, we don't have to say how much I won. I assume. I assume that he told his wife.

[Billy's Football Friend]

You want me to bleep that one or.

[Stugats]

Come on.

[Jeremy]

Oh, Dad. I posted it on Instagram but didn't tell my wife.

[Stugats]

I mean, you know, I'm just assuming.

[Jeremy]

Yes, you can believe that, Jeremy.

[Billy]

It's pretty good.

[Jeremy]

All right.

[Stugats]

Yeah, Believe that. Whatever. It wasn't 40.

[Billy]

You just revealed to everybody what the number was when your son had not.

[Stugats]

Revealed what the number I thought he had. I'm sorry.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Uncle Sam's not listening. You're fine.

[Dan Le Batard]

Let's put that on Cam Norman.

[Billy's Football Friend]

So what are you going to do with all that money?

[Billy]

That's not a lot of money to you, Chris. That sounds.

[Jeremy]

I've played a lot of poker tournaments. Like, it's not all profit.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Folks.

[Jeremy]

We're chasing here a little bit. Well, now we're up. But we were chasing.

[Billy's Football Friend]

College fund for Grayson, maybe Greg.

[Stugats]

Yeah.

[Billy]

What did you just do? The entanglement of what you just did. Betraying your son, betraying Boogie, Being inconsistent in general about what your take is on this. And then defending. Defending again. Your right to publish and betray both. Boogie and now your son right there.

[Stugats]

I'm spitting facts. You know, Jack. It's a jack.

[Jeremy]

How do we all say it back here?

[Stugats]

It's a. It's the same way when I reported about your engagement to Val. I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm reporting a fact. You're a public figure. Boog Shambi. Yeah. Big star baseball broadcaster.

[Billy]

You just said of your son that you wouldn't like it very much much if they published the amount of his winnings. And then you said the amount of his winning.

[Stugats]

It should be up to him to report it. Yeah. Not up to said casino.

[Jeremy]

I mean, granted, I did share that I won, but I didn't say the specific amount. So you revealed the only thing I had kept.

[Stugats]

Because they bleeped it out.

[Billy]

No, don't bleep.

[Jeremy]

No, we're going to bleep it.

[Guest]

I'm bleeping.

[Stugats]

It.

[Billy]

Was. It was how much it was. It was dollars.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's all right.

[Billy's Football Friend]

What? Second place. Get. Really.

[Jeremy]

What are you doing? The best part was if we're going to get into a little detail here, I got heads up with a guy who called him not. I'm not going to disrespect him. He said pro, and I was like, it's late here. You want to just chop this thing? Piece. Bleep that and get out of here. And he's like, you know, I'm a professional, so I'm going to have to decline. I like my edge. It's nothing against you. You played very well. Well, and then I beat him.

[Stugats]

Damn right.

[Dan Le Batard]

Piece. So then. Then you won.

[Jeremy]

If we had split. It was like that plus extra.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Are you fixing. Are you kidding?

[Jeremy]

I got to have to quit.

[Guest]

35 in this hour.

[Jeremy]

You guys don't understand how part like you can make a deal at the end of a tournament, and if you don't want to play it out, you can, like, split the money.

[Dan Le Batard]

So you want dollars? No, it was 12.

[Jeremy]

Have fun. Jeremy.

[Stugats]

He won.

[Billy]

Don't bleep it out. Jeremy. Leave it all.

[Stugats]

Please bleep it out.

[Billy]

No, leave it in.

[Guest]

I do think comedically it's actually funnier if we bleep all of it.

[Stugats]

Yeah, it is.

[Guest]

Can you imagine the amount of bleeps these people are gonna have to listen.

[Billy's Football Friend]

To in their car?

[Billy]

I don't wanna do that to them just because the mess that Greg Cody just made. I believe the betrayal should stand out. Right? We shouldn't hide it from our audience. It's already out there. Look, I've had to live with a worse betrayal from your father. You can live with this betrayal from your father and the consequences of that, and the audience will appreciate the honesty.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Oh, it's a betrayal.

[Billy]

Even though it'll be funnier.

[Jeremy]

The exact amount he gave.

[Billy]

The exact amount.

[Billy's Football Friend]

No, no, you. Their engagement's not a betrayal. It's a celebration of love.

[Stugats]

Thank you.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Yeah, you're ashamed.

[Stugats]

You want the world to know the greatest news in his life. Yeah. I share it from the mountaintops. He gets mad at me.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Dance in love.

[Stugats]

Ridiculous.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Celebrated.

[Stugats]

Please. You're welcome. Well, as far as I'm concerned, Valerie didn't tell her.

[Billy]

That's right.

[Jeremy]

She wasn't ready for the info.

[Stugats]

What better way to learn than to read it in the air?

[Jeremy]

Family don't want to earn.

[Stugats]

Yeah, that's right. Family don't want to earn. Don't want to learn.

[Billy]

That's a good. That's a good tombstone for your. For your father.

[Dan Le Batard]

Brought you by DraftKings.

[Billy]

I don't want to earn. Urn. Guy don't want to learn. Brought to you by DraftKings. Like, it's, it's. It's pretty good.

[Stugats]

Yeah, that's not bad.

[Billy]

I don't. I want our audience. We're going to have a Contest. See who it is that can do better. But, yes, the problem there was less with me, though it was also a betrayal of me, than it was my scampering bride, who had to then inform everybody of information that your father had released before it was ready to be released. And if we can get a hold of Boogie Shambi, we can get to the bottom of whether Greg Cody did indeed run off with $500. A $500 chip. But for sure, he betrayed him in print. For sure he did that.

[Stugats]

Well, I mean, you know, why would he be betrayed? Did he not tell his significant other that he had won? Is that part.

[Billy]

It's not information that he wanted public. And it's the same thing. You just. I don't want to do this with you again. You just argued 10 minutes ago. You argued that this is not something that you would want in public. I pointed out to you this past of yours that includes another betrayer.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Seems like Greg's just spreading good news.

[Stugats]

Thank you.

[Billy's Football Friend]

I haven't heard any negativity that Greg has put out there yet. He's just celebrating his friends and their accomplishments.

[Stugats]

Exactly.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Yeah.

[Stugats]

Yeah. No, there's no doubt about that. And when the. I almost said I don't know, that it was held at a. Might not have been, but the casino. The casino puts out there that $40,000 people can figure out. Well, the winning total of 40k is not 40,000 because they pay others. So, you know, I'm not breaking any shock. Shocking news by saying bleep.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Well put.

[Stugats]

That kind of thing.

[Jeremy]

Better tell my wife, huh?

[Stugats]

Yeah, no, I. She knows because she comp. She.

[Jeremy]

Trust me, I lost, like, a quarter of it instantly.

[Billy]

Did you say she confiscated?

[Stugats]

She commented on it, is what I said.

[Jeremy]

Wives love money.

[Stugats]

She may have confiscated.

[Jeremy]

As soon as I got home with that, she's like, all right, three of this is going to the credit card bill.

[Billy]

Love money. You were gonna say the verb. His wife confiscated it when. When he got home.

[Stugats]

Yeah, I meant to say commented on it when they were at our house for our PFPI fantasy draft yesterday. Lobo's really kicked ass. Even Christopher, who hates all my drafts.

[Jeremy]

He had a good draft.

[Stugats]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Did you do the two halftimes?

[Stugats]

Yeah, we did.

[Billy's Football Friend]

Nice.

[Stugats]

Yeah.

[Billy]

Do you have the Lobos imaging so that we could get all your father's thoughts on this before we get out of here for the post game show? Let's see if we can get a full Lobos update here now that he made the big trade that he got.

[Stugats]

Nope. Good. Thank God. Because you were fitting to get me on the hard network. Out. That's what you were doing.

[Dan Le Batard]

Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo, what are you doing here?

[Billy]

Cuervo? Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, I do know that to be true. But even during ad reads like Cuervo, I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners.

[Billy]

Sweet, delicious Cuervo.

[Dan Le Batard]

So since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion.

[Billy]

Cuervo.

[Dan Le Batard]

So enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo.

[Billy]

Cuervo.

[Dan Le Batard]

The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo, Cuervo.com, please drink responsibly.

[Billy]

Cuervo.