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Dan LeBatard
The Dan Levator show with the ST Podcast.
Stugatz
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Chris Cote
So that was great.
Dan LeBatard
That was good.
Chris Cote
Killed it. What an interview.
Mike Ryan
Guys, I think we're trailing. I think we're all right N It's funny when you mess up.
Dan LeBatard
Respectfully, I'm in the Jess camp.
Chris Cote
I. Well, the curtain.
Dominique Foxworth
We didn't have home court. Ultimately, the goal is to come back 1:1.
Chris Cote
So we're trailing right now. The game's not over. Oh, you're giving up on the game?
Dominique Foxworth
All right. They got game one.
Mike Ryan
But I think the best part of the game is still ahead of us.
Chris Cote
Yeah, it's not over. You think it was so bad that we can't come back?
Dominique Foxworth
Series hasn't even started yet.
Dan LeBatard
No, I think we're in good shape. It wasn't a great play to hit the button in the middle of his answer and also to play a sound bite that kind of felt like he needed to be quiet.
Priceline
I don't think it was the button pressing. I think it was Dominique asking Steve if he was a better golfer than anyone currently on the PGA Tour, which fuddled him.
Dan LeBatard
That was interesting. He didn't know. And even about the rugby style, there was a lot of moments where Steve was kind of like, what are we doing here? But I liked it, though, because it was a good setup. When the button happened, though, that was the moment where I was like, I.
Dominique Foxworth
Don'T really think you can boil it down to now.
Dan LeBatard
He feels disrespected.
Dominique Foxworth
Here's a fumble because it was all kind of bad.
Stugatz
It's never good when I'm the one that shines in.
Dominique Foxworth
You were great, man.
Stugatz
That's just what.
Dominique Foxworth
No.
Dan LeBatard
In that interview.
Dominique Foxworth
Way to be accountable, Chris. You were great.
Chris Cote
I mean, I.
Dominique Foxworth
You did it.
Chris Cote
I. I did get him to say that. He would. He would whoop Phil Mickelson's ass.
Dan LeBatard
That was a good one.
Chris Cote
And.
Dan LeBatard
And that on the social.
Chris Cote
I got. I got a bucket, and then I proceeded to turn the ball over for the rest of the quarter.
Dan LeBatard
You. You. We were leaning on you to take all the shots, so you're going to miss a couple. Right? It was. Which sound bite hit. I don't think we're talking enough about, like, it's also really middle of an answer. And he was, like, a little long in the answer, which is, like, a good answer. But it felt. There was a moment where you could see him thinking, like, was that purposely done? Are they, like, telling me to get off the stage because I'm speaking too long?
Chris Cote
Hand up accountability. I blew it. I blew the interview.
Mike Ryan
I have an idea how we can get back out ahead.
Dan LeBatard
Love to hear it.
Mike Ryan
Which is by doing weekend observations.
Chris Cote
Yeah, do it. Well done.
Dominique Foxworth
It is time for Jessica's game.
Chris Cote
Notes.
Dominique Foxworth
No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my girl, Jess.
Mike Ryan
Weekend Observations is presented by Miller Lite D. It's one of the busiest times on the sports calendar, and we're one of the biggest podcasts in sports. But inexplicably, our host left us. One went on an indefinite hiatus, and one took his elegant swan on a work trip to la. But you know what they say, the show must go on. And this segment is still sponsored. So just like that. Make no mistake about it, Dominique, you and Charlie Kravitz are back. Charlie Kravitz, the Vanilla Snack Snack attack. For only the second time in men's NCAA tournament history, 41 seeds are in the Final Four. For context, the last time that happened, Stugat still came to work every day. The L in lebbetard stands for Los Angeles for the exclusive Sedano. Sit down. Jeff Conine, inducted into the Marlins hall of fame. Mr. Marlin, put it on the poll. Can you be called Mr. Marlin if you played more seasons not on the Marlins than on the Marlins? Anytime there's a stoppage in play, Stan Van Gundy has to let you know how disgusted he is by it. Nobody, and I mean nobody, hates to see a review coming like Stan Van Gundy. Svg, Yankees with nine home runs in one game. The Bronx Bombers, wfan. Taking calls all day about people wanting to talk bat size. That's what New York sports radio is all about. The Yankees paying an MIT physicist instead of Juan Soto. Chess, not checkers. Also, Aaron Judge do it in the playoffs. BYU, the rare team to score 88 points in a college basketball game only to lose by 25. Alabama. Live by the 3. Alabama die by the 3. Paige Beckers. Bucket getter. Dominique, do you know what the B in Beckers stands for?
Chris Cote
I don't.
Mike Ryan
Bucket getter.
Chris Cote
You just told me.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, you did know.
Chris Cote
I did.
Dan LeBatard
You don't listen.
Mike Ryan
Pete Crowe, Armstrong Cannon, PCA, November 8. Frank Reich, Bill Belichick. Go ahead and circle it. Got the Stanford job.
Chris Cote
Collision course.
Mike Ryan
It was breaking news like an hour ago.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, wow.
Mike Ryan
Texas Tech choked. If I was a Texas Tech fan, I would never recover from that loss. You know what the W in Walter Clayton Jr. Stands for? Winner. Oh, you know what the C in Walter Clayton Jr stands for?
Chris Cote
Championship closer.
Mike Ryan
You know what the J in Walter Clayton Jr. Stands for?
Chris Cote
No.
Mike Ryan
Just give him the ball and get the bleep out of the way. Alex Ovechkin. Still doing it.
Chris Cote
Hands make him dance.
Mike Ryan
Death, taxes and Dawn Staley in a final four. You tell Don Staley where the Final Four is and she'll make sure she's there. The Jets GM announced that he believes Justin Fields will be the starter. Buddy, that's what the $30 million guaranteed already told us. Justin Verlander, San Francisco Giant. Hmm. Miami Marlins. Feisty.
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
Mr. Marlins.
Mike Ryan
Congratulations to the guy who really went out on a limb and picked all 41 seats to make the final four. Dan LeBatard in Los Angeles asking comedians what's the worst part of the life? Dan, the worst part of the life is listening to you interview comedians. What happened there? Taylor? Bill Belichick's girlfriend Jordan trolled the Atlanta Falcons with an instagram post on 3 28. When Bill Belichick won that super bowl against the Falcons, Jordan was 15 and Stugat still came to work every day.
Dominique Foxworth
Oh, my God.
Mike Ryan
Big Ten with zero titles since 2000. Hey, Big Ten. Do it in the NCAA tournament. Haley Van Lith, the first player in history to take three different teams to the Elite Eight. You know what they say.
Dominique Foxworth
I don't.
Mike Ryan
If you have three elite Eights, you don't have one. Auburn's Denver Jones. Clutch in honor of Denver Jones. Top five athletes and celebrities named after a US City. Oli Houston Nut Aaliyah Boston. Austin Rivers, Memphis Depay. Cal Raleigh. Grover Cleveland. Celebrity John Stockton. Number five, Orlando Pace. Number four, Dallas Clark. Number three. Joaquin Phoenix. Number two, Ron Washington. Number one, Tiffany Pollard. New York. Here come the blues. UCLA beating LSU to make the program's first Final Four. You know what they say, first time for everything. I'm not sure a coach has ever handled leaving a school worse than Kevin Willard leaving Maryland. Terps headline. Steelers are considering Aaron Rodgers. I hate them. My personal hell would be watching Aaron Rodgers play for the Steelers. Speaking of hell, Art Briles, Dominique. Those are the weekend observations.
Dan LeBatard
Woo.
Chris Cote
Excellent job. Fight back.
Dominique Foxworth
Quickest. Quickest weekend observations we've had here in quite some time. That was really good.
Mike Ryan
Thank you.
Dan LeBatard
I mean, we're back even too.
Mike Ryan
He's really been taking his time lately.
Dominique Foxworth
That was a run that made us feel good about ourselves headed into game two.
Chris Cote
Why are you giving up on game one? No, game one. We are fighting back.
Dominique Foxworth
We lost it with a question. Follow up solution. Lucy. That's my two goals. Everyone believes it wasn't our day.
Chris Cote
Everyone believes we're still in it. You don't want to be. Hey, where's the penalty box button? We don't want anybody in here who is only willing to.
Dominique Foxworth
I'd like to see you find that button.
Chris Cote
I'll See if my microphone can bump into it.
Stugatz
We do have a big guest finishing the show here that we could have a nice little comeback here.
Chris Cote
We're going to. I'm great at interviews, guys.
Dan LeBatard
Agreed. I got your back, bro.
Chris Cote
I appreciate it.
Dominique Foxworth
My support is when you're like, go ahead, Chris. Ask him what you want to ask him.
Dan LeBatard
Yes, well.
Dominique Foxworth
And like the variations of that. That was great. What you got, Chris?
Stugatz
You, like, try to sound cool with it so it seems natural. Chris, what you got over there?
Chris Cote
Oh, that's what I was doing. I was trying to sound cool. I wasn't trying to sound cool. I just knew before the interview you were like, hey, if you need me.
Dominique Foxworth
We'Re breaking down film right now. There's just certain things in your game that I don't like right now that we're appreciate. We got to work that out. There's private comms. You're not comfortable with the private comms because your microphone will hit them. And that way Chris can just go. As opposed to, go ahead, Chris, what you got?
Stugatz
Or even a head nod to me. You next.
Chris Cote
I gave you a head nod. And you.
Dan LeBatard
So there was one time he was trying to get your, like, waving back and forth.
Stugatz
That was when you wanted the ball back. I was next and you were like, it was me.
Mike Ryan
But then he'll do this, then he'll do this. It's like a traffic cop.
Chris Cote
I. I will I hand up.
Dan LeBatard
Take coaching.
Chris Cote
I'm blew it. I appreciate the coaching. We'll get better. I appreciate that. Jess came in and scored a flurry of buckets to get us back in the game.
Dominique Foxworth
Michael, don't forget Pablo confused everybody. It's also Pablo's fault.
Mike Ryan
Also, Taylor deserves credit for weekend observations because this is a place now where we lift each other up. Right?
Chris Cote
You know what? I cannot wait until the show awards. How many different ways you guys find a way to clown me for doing terrible interviews. It's gotta be fun. I. I'm looking forward to it.
Dominique Foxworth
Look, man, you're over two, but you have a pretty big star joining us a little bit later in the show. And that's a great opportunity to get some positive mojo going as we try to steal game two on the road.
Dan LeBatard
I'm gonna go. Carlton knowing this cause I big fan of our last guest. So I'm just going to go off the wing here and just. Oh, not like in a good way. I'm talking about at the end of the game in the Fresh Prince where Carlton steals the ball off a wheel and just heaves it at the hoop. So I'm just telling you right now, I have no strategy going into this. I'm just, I'm going to say open ended things and I love it.
Chris Cote
I love it.
Dan LeBatard
It's going to be hard to like kind of follow and track.
Chris Cote
You are, you're leading it now. We just turned it. I got a list of questions that I'm actually interested in with our final guest. No one said who it is. Is that. Are we keeping a secret on purpose?
Dominique Foxworth
I don't understand why we are doing that. It's Keenan, Thom.
Chris Cote
You kept doing it. You started it.
Dominique Foxworth
So I was like. Chris also said we have a pretty good guest coming. And like, I mean, not to, you know, nitpick, but you did cut him off there. I think. I thought he was getting to the tees, but then he couldn't get to the tees. But I like the idea of, of Hawk running it. We gotta, we gotta run the offense through something else.
Chris Cote
I think we should definitely run offense through Hawk.
Dan LeBatard
I refuse. I have a question. This is, this is me refusing to go in on punt return in the preseason game. I did not prepare to return punts and sorry coach, I respectfully decline. I'll see you next game.
Dominique Foxworth
All right.
Chris Cote
Did you play high school sports?
Dominique Foxworth
M I. No, not really. Like, I played spring football one time and I wrestled briefly, but I don't know.
Mike Ryan
Did they have a real ball when you played?
Dominique Foxworth
It wasn't like Tony's like workout for FIU football. We played some real spring ball.
Stugatz
If you're not sure if you played high school sports, you probably did.
Dan LeBatard
It's not a Kyla type of situation.
Dominique Foxworth
PE doesn't count. I think I explained like the context of it. Like I went through spring, played the spring game, realized that the sport hurt. So like I didn't. It's not like I lettered in it. So I don't feel like I'm not gonn. I'm not gonna. I feel like if I say yes, it's stolen valor.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, that's why you should have said no.
Chris Cote
Cause obviously it was a maybe though.
Priceline
For a few weeks.
Dominique Foxworth
No. I wrestled for like a.
Stugatz
The idea of playing high school.
Dominique Foxworth
Oh, well, like if you want to get in. When my mom died. So I stop doing that.
Chris Cote
Oh, there we go.
Dominique Foxworth
And then, and then, you know, the.
Mike Ryan
Football fan, just by a simple no.
Dan LeBatard
Great. To tried to no would have put us where we needed to be. Mike on that one.
Dominique Foxworth
But look at all the great content that we got out of it.
Dan LeBatard
Again, it's much like the interview with Steve Williams. We got a lot of great content out of it. You can't look at it through just, you know, the lens of. Was the interview great or not?
Dominique Foxworth
What's unfortunate is I brought my A game. Yeah, I had a game. One winning effort today. Just being accountable.
Chris Cote
So it was unfair of me to ask if you played high school sports because I knew the answer by how you've been conducting yourself amongst this team. Now it's like, yeah, that guy. Not a team sport guy.
Dominique Foxworth
That's not why it wasn't. That's not why I don't consider myself a high school athlete. It's my lack of athleticism and effectiveness when I took the field.
Chris Cote
Now, there's a lot of high school.
Dan LeBatard
Athletes are not athletes.
Dominique Foxworth
I also didn't like my coaches call wrestling a team sport.
Mike Ryan
Who likes their high school coaches?
Dominique Foxworth
Honestly, I liked all the other high school coaches. Man, I wish I would have played baseball. Pedrone seemed so fun. Yeah, I wasn't getting on that team, though.
Dan LeBatard
Tough.
Dominique Foxworth
No, they were just juice to the gills.
Dan LeBatard
Ah, geez. That's when baseball was fun.
Chris Cote
We got a baseball.
Dominique Foxworth
Baseball was baseball.
Chris Cote
We got a baseball story that's about. Well, it's not quite cheating yet. They might turn it into cheating real soon.
Dominique Foxworth
It feels like cheating, Dom.
Chris Cote
The torpedo bats.
Dominique Foxworth
It feels like cheating.
Chris Cote
How does it feel like cheating?
Dominique Foxworth
There's more bat. And they'll argue. They'll be like, well, it's actually the same amount of bat. I'm like, no, there's shift in the weight. The part of the bat that was smaller is now bigger. That's where most of the balls hit. The bat. That feels like cheating. It's a bowling pin.
Chris Cote
Now, to be clear, the Yankees are using a different type of bat called a torpedo bat. That great name. Yeah. That moves because it looks like a torpedo. That moves some of the weight and mass of the bat into a place where the ball more often hits. And it's allowed them to hit. What's the number? It's like 12 home runs and nine innings or something like that.
Dominique Foxworth
Close.
Chris Cote
It's just a ridiculous. It's clear that it's a result of them, of the bats, and it's not because they just all of a sudden became great baseball players.
Dominique Foxworth
I read a story, and apparently an MIT scientist is behind all this and we really needed to go MIT for the solution to be bigger bat.
Chris Cote
It's not a bigger bat, Mike. It still falls within the rules of the.
Dan LeBatard
Maybe the formula that they followed. Stay within the rules. It's kind of like the tush push. This is baseball's tush push.
Dominique Foxworth
That's actually a great comp.
Dan LeBatard
Pac.
Dominique Foxworth
You had a pretty good game. One effort.
Dan LeBatard
Thank you. Thank you.
Chris Cote
He was great. All right.
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Dan LeBatard
Don LeBatard.
Chris Cote
I took my son to the barbershop, get a haircut. And my man gave out some limp dap.
Dominique Foxworth
Oh, no.
Chris Cote
Damn, damn, damn. Stugats. I disowned him. I threw him right under the bus. I was like, whose kid is that out here dishing out limp dap?
Dan LeBatard
This is the Dan Levitar show with the Stugach.
Chris Cote
We got our guest here, guys, so we can stop talking about baseball, because who wants to do that? Keenan Thompson is here to join us. Thank you, sir.
Keenan Thompson
What's good with y'all? Good morning.
Chris Cote
Chilling, chilling, chilling. We're having a good time. I wanted to start with you with Morgan Wallen. I saw him walk off the set. Who did he call? The N word. And why didn't you punch him?
Keenan Thompson
What happens when Dan ain't on the show?
Dan LeBatard
This is just anything goes, man.
Chris Cote
So I'll be clear with you Keaton. I had an interview earlier where I interviewed Steve Williams, Tigers former caddy. And I did an awful thing. I asked him poor questions, and then I moved my microphone while he was answering the question, and I hit this button while he was answering a question. It was a complete mistake. So I'm reeling right now, Keenan. I'm reeling, and I'm like, you know what? I got a big star coming up in Keita Thompson. I'm about to have a hell of an interview. I'm gonna start it off with a spicy question.
Keenan Thompson
That's right. That's mad spicy. To answer your question. I don't know. You know, it's how he's feeling, I guess. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't even realize. I don't know if he realized what he was doing.
Chris Cote
Well, Keenan's here because he's teamed up with Phantom Pharmaceuticals to raise awareness about gerd. We appreciate you, Keenan. What's your connection?
Keenan Thompson
You know. You know what? GERD is weak.
Chris Cote
Yeah, I know. It. It's an intestinal. Right. Go ahead.
Keenan Thompson
It's a. Yeah, it's a gastro. It stands for gastro. Esophageal Reflux Disease. Disease. Yeah, Reflux disease. Good job, everybody. But, no, I personally, like, was suffering with acid reflux and was prescribed for Quesna, and I've overcome it now. So I just wanted to spread the word about that in case anybody else might be having similar symptoms, and. And they don't know necessarily how to approach it, you know, if the over the counters aren't working for you. So talk to your doctor, and they might prescribe you.
Dan LeBatard
Voquesna, what are the symptoms? How did. How did you know that you were dealing with it?
Keenan Thompson
You know, the typicals, like burping up acid late at night, you know, sleepless nights, stomach discomforts, stuff like that. Just an acidy feeling in the throat. And, yeah, it was starting to, you know, affect my work and stuff like that. If I'm not rested, you know, that's just more stress on top of stress, or I, you know, would blow my voice out a lot easier. And, you know, that's just not helpful because I. I don't know if people really know, but before SNL comes on, I sing the Warm up song. You know, we warm up the audience or whatever, but I sing, like, a full song out, and I do that twice a night and then have to do the show. So sometimes, yeah, you can hear it.
Mike Ryan
It.
Keenan Thompson
You know, you can hear that my voice is, like, a little hoarse or raspy. Or crackling. And a lot of that was probably due to, like, you know, an acid reflux situation happening. But is it always this?
Chris Cote
I'm sorry, is it always the same song? And what song is it?
Keenan Thompson
It has been the same song for a while. We've switched it up a couple times, but we keep coming back to the songs. Give Me Some Loving. You know that song? I don't know who thinks that ever really. Spencer Davis Group.
Dan LeBatard
Okay.
Chris Cote
I had that. Hearing you sing that reminded me of a question that we had from earlier in the show. And I would like your ruling on this. So we have a situation at this show when someone says something braggy. We have a sounder that we play that. Here's one.
Dominique Foxworth
Look at me the Sea.
Dan LeBatard
Okay.
Chris Cote
And so that's around. We use that when someone says something braggy. And then they introduced this for no particular reason, but because they wanted to differentiate between certain type of braggers. And I want to know is this okay or Nah, look at me, B.
Dan LeBatard
Roll that face. I feel like tells A.
Chris Cote
Did you hear it? He put gravel in that voice, right? He put gravel in it. And then the name Thumbs Up, Thumbs down from Kenan Thompson.
Dan LeBatard
It.
Keenan Thompson
Yeah, that is what it is.
Dan LeBatard
You know what I'm saying?
Keenan Thompson
You can't act like there ain't no Leroy's out there, you know what I'm saying, in the world. But that. It definitely made me laugh.
Dan LeBatard
I feel like we're trying to put. We're trying to put rules around it.
Keenan Thompson
Cultures that brag that. That's kind of interesting. I don't think you need it. I think you're fine with the. The first one or whatever.
Chris Cote
Or.
Keenan Thompson
Or one or the other. I don't think you need to differentiate the two.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, it's been the general consensus.
Keenan Thompson
That's hilarious.
Mike Ryan
What's the number one food that will send you to tummy ache city with your gerd?
Keenan Thompson
Yeah, back in those days, it definitely was like, you know, late night pizzas and stuff, like spicier marinaras or spicier kind of foods on top of like sodas. Like. Yeah, when I was in my bad, you know, health, you know, diet making choices, decision making error or whatever. Yeah, I was drinking a lot of sodas, you know, eating late and. Yeah, a lot of like tomato saucy kind of like high acidity kind of foods basically, for me. So, yeah, those are all triggers that were not necessarily great without any sort of help or protection.
Stugatz
What are the nights at SNL with the best spread? Is it after the main show Is it the writing nights? What's the spread looking like around snl?
Keenan Thompson
Oh, the spread is fantastic. Every single day, man. SNL is just.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, it's.
Keenan Thompson
It's them. It's first class all the way. First class all the way, man.
Stugatz
Talk to me slow about it.
Keenan Thompson
There's a lot of snacks out there. You know, there's snacks during the table read. You know, there's meal breaks when we have rehearsal and stuff like that. There's a whole commissary. So, you know, you just gotta make better choices. Basically, that was my kind of journey. Just make better choices.
Chris Cote
Of all the guests that you guys have had, who has been the most fun for you to work with?
Keenan Thompson
That's tough, you know? Cause, like, there's so many of them that are so great. You know what I mean? Like, any old cast member that comes back to do the show is always fantastic. Tom Hanks is always incredibly delightful. Like, Meryl Streep was surprisingly, like, insanely cool with everybody. Dave Chappelle has a good time. Like, you know, Chris Rock has a good time. Like, everybody.
Chris Cote
Look at me, Leroy.
Dan LeBatard
You earned that one.
Keenan Thompson
Yeah, it start. That one's starting to rub me wrong. So maybe go back to. Because that's not my name.
Dan LeBatard
Exactly. That's the point. My cousin's name, but still.
Chris Cote
No, your cousin. I thought your cousin was G. Roy.
Dan LeBatard
G. Roy and Leroy, they're twins, man. It is.
Keenan Thompson
Are you serious?
Dan LeBatard
I'm serious. Yes.
Chris Cote
That's what's right.
Dan LeBatard
Still got your ride. Talking about Keenan, they just. They're just playing a bunch. Yeah.
Keenan Thompson
That's living life.
Dan LeBatard
Yes, that. I mean, this is. This is. This is what the culture of. Of black people in America.
Chris Cote
Tell them to rest, though. Tell them how.
Keenan Thompson
I'm G boy.
Dan LeBatard
The G bro.
Chris Cote
Tell them how everybody else in your family, his name starts with an A.
Dan LeBatard
I don't think that that's weird. Okay. So, Kenan, I have.
Chris Cote
Do you have siblings, Keenan?
Dan LeBatard
A bunch of siblings. And they all start with the letter A, and my parents start with A's, and all of our kids start with A's, and then some of their kids also all start with A's. And they think our family is strange for that.
Keenan Thompson
No, I just think y'all are dedicated, that's all. Y'all dedicated to the eight. I'm dedicated to the A being from Atlanta, so. I feel you.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, we both G. 2, 2 up, 2 down. Piece up, 2 down. Is that what it is?
Chris Cote
Oh, you're from Ohio.
Dan LeBatard
My bad. I'm still learning. Yeah, I don't know. 2 of 2. D. Like a football call. All right. You are the the longest running cast member in SNL history. Such a legendary.
Chris Cote
I've been trying to hold him back. Kenny, he was so excited.
Dan LeBatard
I was.
Chris Cote
I'm gonna take an interview. I'm so excited.
Dan LeBatard
I'm gonna just tell you.
Chris Cote
But now he's down.
Dan LeBatard
He. He raised me in this comedy game, all that. You don't know how many nights. He just.
Chris Cote
So how do you feel about you got a chance to speak to this guy that you really respect and admire, and you just said, and he's from Atlanta. And you just said to him, two.
Priceline
Two down.
Chris Cote
Two up, two up.
Dan LeBatard
Hey, man, I ain't from the A's. I feel like we should all understand that. You know, you try to fit in, you try to just. You try to find that commonality.
Dominique Foxworth
But Ushers. Yeah. Was pretty.
Dan LeBatard
You know what I'm saying? You just. I'm just trying to get past that.
Chris Cote
My bad, my bad. Apologies pieces, you know?
Dan LeBatard
All right, so two up. My question. What is your favorite sketch that you've done? This is SNL or all that? Like, what is the favorite. Your favorite sketch of all time that you've been a part of?
Keenan Thompson
Man, that's tough.
Chris Cote
Black Jeopardy.
Keenan Thompson
That's tough. Yeah, I'm really bad at favorites. Okay, I'm gonna go disclaim that.
Dominique Foxworth
Right?
Chris Cote
What's your least favorite?
Keenan Thompson
Least favorite is any one of them that got cut. Because that does not feel good. Yeah, but there's a lot of good ones, man. Like, it's hard to like, like, put. What's up with that? Over Black Jeopardy? Over Scared Straight, Over Super Dude? Over Principal Pen Pal, you know what I mean? It's just like, I have, you know, affinities for all of them, you know what I mean? Because, you know, you're putting yourself out there, you know what I'm saying? And, like, you want people to receive it well. So if it goes well, it's like, I'm gonna leave it there. I don't necessarily need to pick favorites.
Chris Cote
So many classes.
Dan LeBatard
Were there any sketches that you that got cut that you're like, yo, to this day that should have been in the show?
Keenan Thompson
I mean, I had one, but we definitely got our get back and it actually went into the show, so that was good. There was this sketch called Active Jack where it was like a PBS kind of show in the 70s about a guy that was like, getting kids excited about working out. And it was like a long theme song, basically. And I think the first Time was Bruno Mars. So he was like, come on kids, let's get active and sing a song about doing push ups or whatever. And then it was like the 50 year anniversary of that show, so they were doing like a reboot or something. So then it was me as the active Jack dude singing a song a lot more tired and less enthusiastic. But it got cut. And then years later, Kevin Hart came and it made it on the show. So I got that.
Dan LeBatard
That's dope. That's dope. My favorite sketch that I think got cut was the Other Cavaliers. It's a sports show, so the Other Cavaliers was the, the, the sketch around all the other guys around LeBron when he was on that 2018 run. I'm talking like that might be my favorite sketch of all time. And I think online it did something crazy, like 100 million views. So people also agree that that sketch was hilarious and mad that it didn't make the show.
Keenan Thompson
It is like, I'm laughing right now. Yeah, that was great.
Stugatz
I think Dan has a question.
Dominique Foxworth
What is the worst part of the life?
Keenan Thompson
Of what? Life of my life.
Dan LeBatard
That is.
Stugatz
That's just another thing we've been playing because Dan asked a terrible question to a NASCAR driver last week and that was the question. So we've been playing it for all our guests.
Keenan Thompson
What's part of the life? Yeah, Gerd. Life of being a famous person or the life of having Gerd?
Dan LeBatard
I think they all apply.
Keenan Thompson
Yeah, they all apply. The worst part, I don't, you know, I don't know, like it's. It's hard to say like that that makes you feel sad because then, you know, you actually pinpointing what the worst part of it is. But yeah, I don't know. I don't. I'm thankful for it all, honestly, because, you know, if it's, you know, something difficult, then it's a lesson, you know what I mean? And if it's something great, then it's a blessing. So like, I don't know, I'm just taking it all in stride as it comes. I'm just happy to be alive, man, because so many people aren't. Like, if you read the news, it's almost like every single day we losing a legend, you know? So that's real. Just glad to be here, dog.
Dan LeBatard
That's. That's real. But you don't look any older than you did when you were in all that, which is a blessing. And that's. That's pretty. That's pretty crazy. Have you ever had a celebrity see we back. Back. Me and my dog, we back. Have you ever had a celebrity upset at how you played them on snl? Confront.
Keenan Thompson
Yeah, not necessarily confront me, because they can't find me. They can't see me out here like that.
Dan LeBatard
Okay, that's smart. That's smart.
Keenan Thompson
But I definitely heard from people, you know, Steve Harvey called me in the beginning, and he was like, hey, slow that down.
Dan LeBatard
Slow that down. It's such an old black man way to say, relax, little young man.
Keenan Thompson
I think Starr Jones was mad about it back in the day, you know, and I understand it, you know, because when I was younger, I was definitely a little more dismissive of how people might take my impressions of them. Just thinking that I'm just a kid. I'm just doing impressions, whatever. It's no big deal. But I've grown to understand what would upset people about being impersonated. So I try to do it in a much more positive version, even if I am poking fun at them.
Mike Ryan
Were any French people upset with Pierre Escargot back in the day?
Keenan Thompson
I don't think so. I think they just loved it because it was so silly. You know what I mean? It's just a guy in his bathtub speaking fake French, that's all.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, there's definitely a couple characters from all that that you could not bring back in this day and age. I think we all. There's a few of them, yeah.
Keenan Thompson
I'm sure there's, you know, several things that haven't aged well, you know what I mean? But in the moment, it's. It is what it is like, part of the game. I don't personally go out in. In malice, you know, I. I usually go out in fun, basically. So in that fun, I feel like if we step on a toe, it's more so accidental than anything.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, that's comedy. I also love your Kendrick Perkins impersonation. I think the best in all of sports comedy, and it actually baffles me. But that's not Kendrick. Every time I hear it first before I see it on the screen.
Keenan Thompson
Thank you. Shout out to Kendrick, man. He's such a good dude. And, yeah, he's been very supportive of the impression, you know, the whole time. So it's just fun to have those people that have those audible things. So when I start doing it, you know, people know who it is right away. It's just a lot of fun.
Chris Cote
I think the athletes and people in sports media aren't like Steve Harvey level celebrities, so we excited, like, it's all good, man. Stephen A, I feel like is excited when he get. When someone impersonated him. Kendrick, I'm sure, is also excited because it's like, oh, y'all. It's. It's always funny. It's like, oh, shit. They. They actually do be watching this too.
Dan LeBatard
I'm like, damn, Kendrick got an impersonation from snl. Damn, I gotta get in my.
Chris Cote
But you got my bag. The Keaton could probably help us with this. When you're figuring out impersonations, I assume you're looking for something distinct, but I feel like I'm looking at you hawk, like, I don't know.
Dan LeBatard
You ain't got enough there.
Chris Cote
No, it's not that you don't got enough, but Kendrick Perkins obviously has very distinct letters. Speaking. I was on with him a couple weeks ago and he was doing exactly. It took everything in me, Keenan, not to laugh because my man was talking about what his grandmama told him. And I was like, man, now you're doing an impersonation of a man doing an impersonation.
Keenan Thompson
100%. And I mean, it's a mixed bag of both of those things. Like, what I feel like I can do, like, vocal wise. And then also what's the immediate register for the audience to know who I'm doing and when and why, basically, can I.
Chris Cote
So is there when you were going figuring out Kendrick Perkins as a character? I guess I was wondering, how do you even determine that this is something that you want to caricature? Because it wasn't as if it was like, so he's so in the news that you're like, we gotta do something about this. When do you notice whether you just watching SportsCenter or did someone. Or someone just watching ESPN or did someone mention it to you? How did it come to be.
Keenan Thompson
Yeah, no, I mean, I've been on Kendrick Perkins for years. You know what I'm saying? But it just takes a while for him to get onto the radar of everybody else. So, like, by the time I do it, people know. Know who I'm doing. Like, I remember I did Steve Harvey on SNL when he still had hair and the audience didn't really know who he was yet. Like that. And he wasn't just like, you know, in the house. You know, he just wasn't in the living room necessarily on a daily basis like he is on Family Feud. So once he got on Family Feud and everybody knew who he was and everybody could see what kind of a big character that he naturally is, you know, like, I was able to do it, you Know, it's just kind of like that perfect storm of awareness. Basically.
Chris Cote
I'm gonna work on my Hawk impersonation, and we.
Dan LeBatard
I'm down for it.
Chris Cote
No, I already did it. I did it earlier.
Dominique Foxworth
Two up to.
Keenan Thompson
And where is Dan? You know where Dan is?
Chris Cote
Dan. No one knows where Dan is, man.
Keenan Thompson
Dan running around when I decide to come here.
Chris Cote
Yeah, he in la, running around doing foolishness. Stu guy's not here either. We're not even sure if Stu is still alive. We ain't seen Stu in forever. It's chaos out here, bro.
Dominique Foxworth
Keenan, I have a question. What would you have said, like, you're blessed to have this really long career in entertainment, but if I pulled you aside on the set of all that, And I said 25 years from now, you're gonna be doing interview hits on behalf of gerd, how do you think that worked out for you?
Keenan Thompson
Yeah, I mean, I would first ask you, why are you standing? Why do you feel like you need to be the one to stand up? But, yeah, no, I mean, I'm out here speaking on GERD to try to help others. So, you know, I would definitely be fine with that if my younger son would be like, oh, you're out on talk shows in the future talking about gerd. It's like, why? It's like, well, you actually had it and overcame it, and you wanted to share your thoughts on that with other people that might be suffering as well and not know. I'll be like, oh, okay, that's cool.
Chris Cote
Incredible. Incredible dismount. Way to cross over off the pros do.
Dan LeBatard
The pros do.
Mike Ryan
This is why he's one of the great.
Chris Cote
Thank you so much, Keenan.
Dan LeBatard
Give it up.
Mike Ryan
Kenan Thompson, one of my favorites of all time.
Chris Cote
We appreciate it. Thank you so much, Kenan, for coming in and making at least one of my interviews go well. Thank you, sir.
Keenan Thompson
Hey, man, I hope that the rest of them do, but you never know.
Chris Cote
Yeah, they block.
Dan LeBatard
Two up, two down.
Keenan Thompson
Keenan, two up, two down. Always my boy.
Dan LeBatard
All right, Represent.
Chris Cote
Oh, man, that was so much fun.
Dan LeBatard
I knew it would be.
Chris Cote
You are great, man.
Dan LeBatard
Thank you. I was excited, bro.
Chris Cote
You know, this is like when Jason Tatum thinks he's gonna be the mvp, but Jalen Brown, like, nah, bro. I had came in here, all hype, was like, yeah, I'm a cook today, but really just rode the back of the 40 under 40, 50 under 40. All the lists of Andrew Hawkins.
Dan LeBatard
I don't know a lot, right? But I know what I know. So there's no prep when Kenan Thompson comes on. I don't know about. Everyone knows and listens. I don't know everything. And if I don't know, I have no problem telling you that. But when Kenan comes in, oh, I am a PhD level at Kenan Thompson. That was sketches.
Stugatz
That was textbook on how not to start an interview.
Dominique Foxworth
Yeah, it was pretty bad, but I also. I closed it.
Chris Cote
Oh, the Morgan Wallach.
Mike Ryan
I thought that was really funny.
Chris Cote
Yeah, I thought so too.
Stugatz
It's funny, but it's just a little jarring when it's the first words he hears.
Dominique Foxworth
I try to be too comfortable at the end too. Like I just wanted to say Gerd. Like it's, you know, it's just a funny thing to say.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, it's a funny word.
Dominique Foxworth
I understand it's an infliction. And you everyone serious with it. And then called me out for standing number one.
Mike Ryan
He said, which he was right about, by the way.
Dominique Foxworth
Why are you definitely standing hand up? That's on me.
Mike Ryan
We might get aggregated now since he, you know, you asked him about it getting aggregating all the trades. Maybe they're going to pick up on his answer.
Dominique Foxworth
Yeah, it was a pretty smart question. I mean, the N word thing, like, yeah, very of the moment. He walked off the site. What happened there then we might have been aggregated, but then it became very clear that no one should.
Stugatz
We're trying to get our newsy clip and it's just like. Well, thanks. Thanks, Dominique.
Dominique Foxworth
Also, he was next to like a.
Stugatz
Very loud AC vent or he was on an airplane.
Dominique Foxworth
That's a pretty boss move to do.
Chris Cote
An interview from an airplane. Yeah, or the AC vent.
Dan LeBatard
I said two up, two down. Listen, we all. We don't come out every. Every shot you shoot isn't going to go in.
Stugatz
Do we find out the. Do we find out the score now or in the post game?
Dominique Foxworth
Well, we gave up an empty net.
Chris Cote
Goal there, so we'll find. Oh, we're playing hockey now. Oh, we definitely lost.
Dominique Foxworth
I thought we were playing hockey the whole time. We were down by themes and everything. Yeah, we were down by two now we gave up the empty netter.
Mike Ryan
I thought we were playing baseball.
Dan LeBatard
That's, I think, a big issue with how we're scoring this because we're not even on the same spot.
Dominique Foxworth
That was our issue the entire time. I had no idea what.
Dan LeBatard
I don't think the interview went bad, though. I thought that was a good interview.
Dominique Foxworth
No, like by comparison, we bounced back to the earlier interviews. Yes, that was one of the good ones, I guess.
Chris Cote
All right.
Dan LeBatard
It also may just be me being excited to talk to Kean Thomas.
Chris Cote
That was great.
Mike Ryan
I was excited too.
Chris Cote
Obviously I prepare better for interviews in the future. I apologize. Hand up. I'm gonna go serious right now in order to make Mike uncomfortable. Because no matter what, the best part was when he ducked on Mike and Mike was standing up, trying to smile like he felt good, but it was uncomfortable.
Dominique Foxworth
Yeah, I have my regrets there. I was just trying to, you know.
Stugatz
It was a funny question about Gerd.
Dan LeBatard
It was. But also he had Gerd, so he was kind of like he played it down the middle. But when you, like in retrospect, after he started to answer you, I'm like, oh, okay. I can see where he is.
Dominique Foxworth
Wanted to ask, is it a double edged sword to be afflicted with something so fun to say?
Chris Cote
Well, we got show awards coming up. We'll determine the final verdict on how things went today. And Chris, how we doing?
Stugatz
Find out next.
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Hour 2: Jessica's Weekend Observations (feat. Kenan Thompson)
Release Date: March 31, 2025
In this vibrant episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz," recorded live from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, host Dan Le Batard and his co-hosts—Stugotz, Chris Cote, Mike Ryan, and Dominique Foxworth—delve deep into the realms of sports, pop culture, and behind-the-scenes podcast dynamics. The episode is marked by candid reflections on recent interviews, spirited discussions on current sports events, and an engaging interview with the legendary comedian Keenan Thompson from "Saturday Night Live."
The episode kicks off with the team discussing a recent interview with Steve Williams, a former Tiger caddy. Tensions are evident as Chris Cote admits his mishandling of the interview:
Dan responds with understanding and encouragement, highlighting the supportive nature of the team:
Dominique Foxworth adds perspective on the challenges faced during interviews, emphasizing the importance of accountability and learning from mistakes.
Dominique introduces the "Weekend Observations," a segment sponsored by Miller Lite, where the team shares quick takes on notable sports highlights and events. The discussion spans a variety of topics:
The hosts humorously compare their own sports experiences with current events, fostering a competitive yet lighthearted atmosphere.
The team continues to dissect the previous interview failures, brainstorming ways to enhance their approach:
Mike Ryan: "Guys, I think we're trailing. I think we're all right. It's funny when you mess up." (02:21)
Dan Le Batard: "Respectfully, I'm in the Jess camp." (02:26)
This segment underscores the importance of teamwork and resilience in overcoming on-air challenges.
Dominique Foxworth proudly announces the continuation of the "Weekend Observations," aiming to deliver insightful and entertaining sports commentary. The team shares witty remarks and observations on recent games, player performances, and memorable moments, maintaining an engaging flow that keeps listeners hooked.
The highlight of the episode is the in-depth interview with Kenan Thompson, the longest-running cast member of "Saturday Night Live." Keenan brings a blend of humor and sincerity to the conversation, offering listeners a glimpse into his personal and professional life.
Keenan opens up about his struggle with GERD (gastroesophageal reflux disease), detailing how it impacted his work and daily routines:
He elaborates on the symptoms and the importance of seeking medical advice, making the discussion both informative and relatable.
Keenan discusses his role on "SNL," focusing on his approach to impersonations:
He emphasizes the balance between humor and respect, sharing anecdotes about interactions with celebrities regarding his impressions.
The conversation shifts to broader topics of comedy and legacy. Keenan reflects on the evolution of his craft and the importance of authenticity:
He also shares insights into maintaining longevity in the entertainment industry, highlighting the collaborative nature of "SNL."
Following the interview, the team engages in light-hearted banter about their performance and the dynamics of hosting such engaging segments. They tease upcoming "show awards," where they'll evaluate the day's discussions and guest interactions, adding an element of anticipation for regular listeners.
Chris Cote on Interview Failures:
"I blew it. I blew the interview." (12:04)
Dan Le Batard on Team Support:
"We were leaning on you to take all the shots, so you're going to miss a couple." (03:46)
Keenan Thompson on GERD Symptoms:
"Burping up acid late at night, sleepless nights, stomach discomforts..." (23:38)
Keenan Thompson on Impersonations:
"I try to do it in a much more positive version, even if I am poking fun at them." (35:19)
Mike Ryan on NCAA Tournament Upsets:
"For only the second time in men's NCAA tournament history, 41 seeds are in the Final Four." (06:43)
This episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz" masterfully blends candid team interactions, insightful sports commentary, and a compelling guest interview with Keenan Thompson. The hosts' ability to navigate through personal setbacks, such as the botched interview, alongside celebrating successful segments like "Weekend Observations," showcases the dynamic and resilient spirit of the show. Keenan Thompson's presence adds a layer of depth and humor, making this episode a must-listen for fans seeking both entertainment and genuine conversation.
Whether you're a dedicated sports enthusiast or a casual listener interested in pop culture, this episode offers something valuable for everyone, all wrapped in the signature humor and camaraderie that defines Dan Le Batard and his team.