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Stugatz
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Billy Gil
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Dan LeBatard
I saw a great item on the Internet and I don't know why it is. These things always suck me in, but they will every last time suck me in. And I know Amin will appreciate this. As someone who cares about the movie. Somebody just started a thread of best movie weapons of all time.
Chris Cote
Rocky's Fist.
Dan LeBatard
Once I saw you're terrible at this game. Have been since 1978 because your every reference is Rocky related and it's not the way to play this game. You're just. You haven't updated your movie references since 1978 and you're proud of yourself for doing it that way. And it stinks. It stinks like Trey Lance stinks.
Mike Ryan
And also numerically, we've proved that Drago's fist.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, okay, there it is. So. But. But I when I saw and this always happens with these kinds of games, when I saw what I thought was the best nominee, I'm like, well, no one's going to be able to better than Anton Chigurh's weapon in no country for Old Men where he's using a silencer that is meant to I guess de brain cows or something. And. And it's just an amazing movie weapon from one of the most amazing movie villains there's ever been.
Chris Cote
How about Rambo's machete.
Billy Gil
How about Will Smith and Men in Black being able to get your. Your memory all gone with one push of a button?
Mike Ryan
Not a weapon.
Dan LeBatard
The neural.
Mike Ryan
That's a weapon. It's not a weapon.
Billy Gil
It's a device.
Stugatz
Didn't in one of the comic book movies, spoiler alert. Someone just snap and half the people died.
David Wallace Wells
Avengers.
Stugatz
Is that a weapon?
Mike Ryan
Thanos? Yeah. Thanos killed half of all existence with a finger snap. I kind of feel like the glove was really the weapon. The Infinity Stones was the weapon. And then he used.
Dan LeBatard
What is the best movie weapon of all time? So if I ask you guys, is there a consensus on this? My wife selected the bowling pin in that Daniel Day Lewis used to. To kill on the bowling alley. The past. What is his name? What is that? It's not Thanos. It's Nanos or something. What is the name.
Chris Cote
What is.
Dan LeBatard
What is the name?
Chris Cote
Nanos?
Dan LeBatard
What is the name of the. Of the preacher man that Daniel Day Lewis killed with a bowling pin? It's a good nominee for my dark.
Mike Ryan
Princess wife, Thanos Jenkins.
Chris Cote
How about the ball guy's finger?
Dan LeBatard
Again, from the movies to gods. From real life, anything from the movies to gods. That's not Rocky. Help yourself to anything in the movie genre. Anything at all that isn't Sylvester Stallone. It would hold a matchstick.
Mike Ryan
It would go Brady Cobretti, Marion Cabretti.
Dan LeBatard
I mean, I wanted to ask you about whether or not you have in your history as a front office executive any experience with doing anything like what it is that happened with Mike Evans and the bucks and incentives and money.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, yeah. We do have a story. When I was in Phoenix, Grant Hill had an incentive, but it wasn't. It wasn't a team incentive. It was a sneaker incentive. So a lot of people don't know this. The sneaker companies will often have incentives in the deals. And for Grant Hill, I think it was to average like 15 points a game or whatever it was, and he needed 25 in the last game of the season. And Grant, you know, Grant, at this point, he's an elder statesman. He's a role player. He's averaging probably like, you know, not. Not like just shy of 15, but it usually comes on, you know, just getting shots here and there. But we knew we got to get Grant his money, so we force fed him the ball. He shot more times in that last game than he had shot in the entire season. He shot more free throws than he shot, I think, in his entire tenure as a Phoenix Sun. And when he hit the number. The bench went crazy and the announcers didn't know why. The sun's been really, you know, up in arms over Grant Hill. Making that layup or making that free throw or whatever.
Billy Gil
Up in arms is a negative.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah. Up in arms is not used correctly there. Why are people up in arms? Can you tell me, like, what up is it just like. Yeah, so raising. They are raising guns over their heads. Up in arms. That's. That. That. I don't know what that would be.
Billy Gil
Up in guns.
Jeremy
Yeah.
Billy Gil
It originated in the late 1500s as a reference to an armed rebellion.
Dan LeBatard
So.
Billy Gil
Yes.
Dan LeBatard
Okay, but. But is it physically running into a place with bayonets over your head because you're.
Mike Ryan
That noise.
Dan LeBatard
Yes. You're attacking in riot form with a bayonet over your head. Somebody who can shoot you because you're using your gun to stab them.
Mike Ryan
Billy's here.
Chris Cote
There's always follow ups. Jeremy.
Dan LeBatard
I do have follow ups, just because. Forgive me for loving the origins of things. I just. Up in arms was used incorrectly there.
Chris Cote
It was.
Dan LeBatard
No, it was just.
Chris Cote
It was used incorrectly.
Dan LeBatard
It was simply used incorrectly. It's not something that can be disputed. I wanted to talk to the group about something that I. That feels incorrect to me and I wonder if anyone cares. Rex Ryan being recycled in an interview by the jets is amazing for a number of reasons, not the least of which is they don't need to interview him. They know how terrible he is.
Chris Cote
Wait a second. We went to back to back AFC.
Dan LeBatard
Championship games, but they know what he is.
Billy Gil
Let's get a damn snack.
Dan LeBatard
All right. They know how great he is. Fine. Whatever. The interview's unnecessary. Least offensive of these two interviews. Jon Gruden. His name being mentioned near anything should cause shame eternally for everyone involved with that league. The idea that that can be recycled into something after what that has done publicly. Just because he smirks and is charming and we're in a different America than we were when he was the highest paid face and voice at ESPN on behalf of football enthusiasm. I understand that. Barstool resuscitated. I don't blame second chances. I think everybody should actually get second chances. But that guy with those crimes going right to the top of the food chain again for the top of the jobs. Because the way to do all this stuff, whether it's Louis Riddick over here or whether it's Rex Ryan is just be on television. One of these football teams will think that's leadership enough. Just be around talking about football and we'll figure out how to make it a leader. And it doesn't matter what, how many. How much, how much garbage is on the resume.
Chris Cote
I love the jets having the guy that they fired as their gm, Mike Tannenbaum, heading up this search.
Dan LeBatard
And, like, it's so good.
Chris Cote
All the fire guys end up at espn and that's who the jets are going to hire to run their organization.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, Mike Tanamo. Where did he work? Also espn. This is just calling everybody he went.
Dan LeBatard
To work with so bad. It's so lazy, man.
Mike Ryan
But, Dan, what you're seeing is exactly what you described earlier, which is billionaires have toys. You think these people are sophisticated and discerning. No, they're just like, oh, he sounds pretty smart. Get him on here. Oh, there's the carousel going.
Billy Gil
I can't believe Ben. The funniest coaching news that I saw yesterday was Ben Johnson just being like, jets, I'm good. Don't need an interview. No, thanks. Seems like the origin of up in arms really dates back to 1297, when they first started using arms as a means for armor. In 1430, a coat of arms is first detected as something to refer to people bringing into a space with armor. But eventually, and it's unclear that's split changes somewhere in the late 1400s to late 1500s to turn arms specifically into up and arms with weaponry as opposed to armor.
Dan LeBatard
Chris, Cody, you are excellent at the carousel. Billy, you should.
Billy Gil
The first compliment you give me in eight months.
Dan LeBatard
Billy, you stink at the carousel. You are. You don't participate in the carousel. Your carousel energy stinks.
Chris Cote
It hurts my neck.
Stugatz
I was listening to all that information about arms.
Mike Ryan
Dan, to be fair, in every carousel, there's one that doesn't work.
Dan LeBatard
Yes, okay, but we always have frames that don't work around here.
Stugatz
I'm the bench on the carousel.
Billy Gil
Damn bench. According to phrases.org. oh, my God. The use of up in arms has significantly decreased in the last 20 years. It was at its peak in printed material in the mid-1990s, but since then, it's only decreased.
Dan LeBatard
Amin is the only one who's using it incorrectly these days in a way to get comment, the only one using it, and communication bringing it back off the ground, but incorrectly with a new twist.
Billy Gil
The bench is up in arms.
Dan LeBatard
It just didn't make sense. It was the wrong phrase to use. Thank you for all your contributions to the program. I wanted to ask how it is Mike Ryan is not here and there are some judgment things that I don't know about in terms of things that I can Talk about or cannot talk about as it relates to the FOX Sports lawsuit, as it relates to our negotiations with DraftKings, and as it relates to this project that we're doing with Dan Patrick in New Orleans that I don't know if it's already sold out. We just announced Dan versus Dan. Yeah, it should be Dan versus Dan. We aired in not naming it, that we did Dan interviews Dan and that was a mistake.
Chris Cote
This is a project or. I mean.
Dan LeBatard
Well, I'm going to explain to you what it means to me.
Chris Cote
Diorama or something like that.
Dan LeBatard
Thank you for asking. I appreciate you allowing me to promote this. You could go to TicketWeb.com and you could search LeBatart. But I. I'd like to explain to people why it is that I want to do this because it's gonna be a cool night for either fans of this show or fans of Dan Patrick's show. But no one in the history of the industry has influenced this show more in terms of promoters, sorry, producers talking and just giving us permission to do some things that we have done with our career. And I really admire a man who the second part of his career is more impressive to me than the first part of his career. In the first part of his career, he changed all of sports television because he didn't think that he could do the thing of creating a community of people who would listen to him after he left ESPN to make that radio show. And he's got a community of among like 5 to 10 communities anywhere in the history of this medium that in sports is an economy because he left ESPN so successfully and has always been fair while doing it. Like that last part stugats like hasn't had to cheapen himself at any turn with any hot take aggregations or any thing of the kind. And when I talk about Pat Riley or Dan Patrick or people who have conquered the industry and I tell you, my admiration is so profound for them. I don't give it in a way that's loose. And the reason that I give it is because somebody I believe merits it with a. With a career that is bigger and better than most I've ever seen.
Chris Cote
You got to save some of this for the project.
Dan LeBatard
I mean, I will have plenty to tell people.
Billy Gil
And Patrick's eulogy.
Dan LeBatard
Maybe we'll introduce Michael K there as well to do Michael K's eulogy while we're there as well. I simply want. Look, man, I am. So let me explain something to you here about watching, for example, Tony Reali at ESPN create an Empire of voices and a community when it's really hard to do that, Even if for 25 years you're in the middle of a daily sports lineup. That show is gonna disappear in six months the way Bryant Gumbel's show disappeared after 29 years instead of 30. Doing some of the best stuff that's available because the corporations are chewing everything up and eating everything up. So that Tony Reilly, I don't know what he's gonna do in six months, but it's not gonna be help other sports writers be great at television on a show that creates community for list that are lasting. And so I want to admire these people while they're still alive, because we're killing some of the things that made them, made me and us respect them.
Chris Cote
I mean, Tony realy is alive, right? He's young, he's healthy, he's got. He's got more career left, right? He's not at that phase yet where he's going to help the younger people out. To your point, I was shocked upon meeting Dan Patrick, how helpful he was willing to be to me and to many, many others. He is. He is a great human being.
Dan LeBatard
The part I'm talking about, though, is being all of the things I'm saying and fair. Look, you can have whatever your issues are with Oberman on whatever side you are or me or anybody, because of whatever your divisions are. Do you know how hard it is to make it in this business for that long? Being a pillar of professionalism who doesn't say shitty things about people like, doesn't like just is. You can. He's fair. You can think what you want about Skip Bayless, Jim Rome. However it is people do what they do. To do that fair. The degree of difficulty is damn near impossible.
Mike Ryan
Can I play devil's advocate? He stars in a lot of shitty Adam Sandler movies.
Chris Cote
It's one of the perks.
Billy Gil
I mean, also some good ones.
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Which ones? Adams.
Stugatz
Adam Sandler gets like a lot of hate. That I think is envy. I think if you made a movie, it would not be as good as Adam Sandlers.
Mike Ryan
First of all, yes, it would.
Chris Cote
But no, it would not mean absolutely.
Stugatz
You could not make a movie better than Adam.
Mike Ryan
I swear to God, no. I've got three of them ready to go right now.
Chris Cote
I appreciate the confidence, but you're wrong.
Mike Ryan
Not giving it away. Not giving it away for free. Give me the Adam Sandler budget, number one. Number two, envy. Of course, someone hands me hundreds of millions of dollars and all I do is invite my friends to Go to Puerto Rico to have fun.
Dan LeBatard
And then I fart.
Mike Ryan
And then I, like, cast my wife and my kids and everything. And then they hand me more. Hundreds of millions of dollars. Who doesn't want that? Of course I'm envious.
Billy Gil
For what it's worth, it's tough to make a movie worse than Jack and Jill. So Amid might have a point.
Chris Cote
That's fair.
Mike Ryan
Duncan Chino, that was real. He got Al Pacino, one of the greatest actors in the history of the medium, to do a fake Dunkin Donuts commercial where he sang and danced about the Duncan Chino.
Chris Cote
Are you saying Sandler is overrated? What are you saying he's not funny?
Mike Ryan
I'm saying Dan Patrick is a hack for doing Sandler movies.
Billy Gil
Dan, hat trick.
Mike Ryan
And you know what, Dan? I've decided right now I'm coming to New Orleans. And I'm coming in this Dan versus Dan thing.
Dan LeBatard
It's Dan and Dan or Dan coming to interviews. Dan, thank you. I appreciate you coming to it. I love having the payoff. And Amin will be there.
Mike Ryan
I'll be there to tell Dan Patrick.
Dan LeBatard
To his face that he's a fraud.
Mike Ryan
Not a fraud. Not a fraud. Because all the things you said are accurate. He is a trailblazer. They used to say, when you leave espn, it's over for you. And Dan Patrick was a guy that showed everybody, like, no, it's not. There's life and lucrative things on the other side of that. But he is a hack for doing all those Adam Sandler movies. Absolutely.
Stugatz
Didn't he play Dick from Dick's Sporting Goods in a movie? Come on.
Chris Cote
That's awesome.
Dan LeBatard
Can I play for you guys some sound here? And I know we're gonna do. I really will need help from the audience, from you guys, because I have assigned some work to Jeremy and others to cover the Jimmy Butler stuff even more than we are presently covering it. And I want to know where the right side of talking about all of this too much is, even though it's in our wheelhouse. When I talk about respecting people with long legacies and when I talk about how much the media has changed Stugatz, you would understand why a Pat Riley being eviscerated by people like Gilbert Arenas and Paul Pierce. And I really don't say that as indictment of either Gilbert Arenas or Paul Pierce. I say it just to say that both of those human beings will say just about anything to make noise. And they probably. Even though Paul Pierce is a Hall of Famer, they probably are a little looser with disrespect towards someone like Pat Riley than the average commentator because they're famous for saying outlandish things. So let's hear from Gilbert Arenas here. And I want to get a meme thoughts on how fair this is or isn't, because only Gilbert Arenas and Paul Pierce will do things like this.
Jeremy
We are showtime. You're nobody. He was right. He moved to the Knicks. He ain't doing nothing. He moved to Miami, right? He got my. He got Shaq. I mean, he got Dwyane Wade. He came and got Shaquille O'Neal. Then they brung a whole bunch of other players to help win. You can't pretend you that guy. It's them. You're not bigger than them. You're pretending you are. They left. LeBron came. They won a championship. You can't pretend you're bigger than LeBron. LeBron leave. This crashes. Jimmy Butler comes, he gets you to the championship. If he tells you, bring me one more star, mother, bring him one more star then. Cause if he can get you to the championship with this, bring me one more star. I got you. So for you to pretend that you are the Heat culture and you can do this, you're lying. Because when he leaves, mother, nobody's coming there.
Dan LeBatard
I got these.
Jeremy
Nobody's coming to. You got south beach in your favor.
Dan LeBatard
Yes, I got you.
Jeremy
And you treat south beach like it's a prison.
Mike Ryan
Gilbert is speaking from the truest point of view of a player. What he's giving is the player perspective, which isn't invalid, but it also is not the whole picture, which is why when I see Amazon announce, hey, this is our broadcast team. Taylor Rooks, Dirk Nowitzki, Blake Griffin. Great names, great names. All funny people, all smart people. But you need another perspective in there. You need another perspective in there, whether it's a coach, whether it's a former front office person, whoever. Because what a lot of shows studio shows are doing are leaning more and more on just the players.
Dan LeBatard
Billy says you need. You just. You're applying for work.
Stugatz
Sounds like you're applying for a job, right?
Dan LeBatard
You're sitting here.
Stugatz
You know what?
David Wallace Wells
You need me.
Dan LeBatard
That's what it sounds like.
Mike Ryan
I didn't say that. I was just talking about.
Chris Cote
It sounded like you were saying that.
Dan LeBatard
It sounded like. Those perspectives are fine, but what you need is the right perspective, my perspective.
Mike Ryan
You need a balanced diet. You can't just have lima beans.
Chris Cote
But why would Pat Riley at. At this age, or at any age for that matter, care what Gilbert Arenas has to say about him? Pat Riley has had a Hall of Fame career. Pat Riley is considered one of the two. He's on the Mount Rushmore of NBA head coaches. Do you think is he cares and a bunch of guys who didn't win anything have to say about him.
Dan LeBatard
So I ask you this question sincerely. Do you think immortals are totally immune to insecurity, especially as mortality approaches? I'm asking you this question sincerely. Do you believe there's an age that people are so confident that they never doubt anything?
Chris Cote
I think they. They will doubt their entire lives when it's coming from someone they perceive to be equal. If that was Phil Jackson saying that or someone like that, there is no equal, okay. But it would hit home more with Riley than Gilbert Arenas, who's just saying.
Dan LeBatard
But there is no equal. And Pat Riley is going through something that has no precedent in. I mean, you said Gilbert dismissed what he did in New York. Shit, New York hasn't gotten back there since. New York has been telling me how they're now, like, no, they're not. They haven't gotten back there since, like.
Chris Cote
Made it to the Finals.
Dan LeBatard
They were not as good at any point over the last 20 years, living off of what Riley did with them as a stop between places where he did it. Gilbert Arenas, like, look, Paul Pierce's resume is fine. It ain't Riley's resume. Gilbert Arenas is sure as shit isn't.
Mike Ryan
But, like, look, Gilbert. Like I said, he's speaking from a player's perspective. Also, Gilbert knows how to put a little extra on it, right? Paul knows how to put a little extra on it. And also, Paul is dancing on the grave of, for him, the organization that represents the biggest rival, right? When he looks across the way, it's like, that's the team I really, really didn't like. So obviously, these guys are gonna do their thing in terms of a little dance on the grave of. Or the perceived grave of the Miami Heat. But I'm with Stu Gatz. I don't think Gilbert Arenas saying that stuff bothers Pat Riley.
Chris Cote
I think Riley laughs at that.
Billy Gil
I think he's tuning in.
Stugatz
I don't think he has any way of knowing how to even find out. Respectfully, to all parties.
Mike Ryan
I think. I think when Dan Levittard says some stuff now, that's different.
Billy Gil
That's on at the arena.
Stugatz
Exactly.
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Dan LeBatard
Ending our lives, all the same stugats.
Billy Gil
It's the final nightgown.
Stugatz
This is the Dan Levatar SHOW with the Stugats.
David Wallace Wells
Foreign.
Dan LeBatard
David Wallace Wells joins us now. This is an awkward transition. You will forgive me for the awkwardness of this transition. It seems at every point we've blessedly gotten away from this over the last couple of months, real life intrudes on whatever nonsense it is we're doing around here to remind you that a whole lot of people are in peril for a whole lot of reasons and subjects that feel a little apocalyptic. So David Wallace Wells is joining us now and he's an opinion writer for the New York Times. He's helped us ruin this show before. He's also the author of a best selling book called the Uninhabitable Earth. And these fires that have swept in with wind over Santa Monica place that I did not know that there could be fires have created such atrocity that firefighters can't get in because cars are being abandoned. And we're seeing some stuff in Americ that it feels like we have not seen before. So, David, thank you for joining us. And can you just take me through this horror when it's going to stop? Like, because it seems to me that when it comes to climate related stuff, all of this is only going to get worse. We don't have an ability to stop some things that are coming that keep and keep getting more kinds of worse.
David Wallace Wells
Yeah, I mean, I think we're, we're tempted often to call events like this a new normal. And even that is difficult for us to really wrap our heads around. If this kind of disaster that we're seeing in the Pacific Palisades especially, but across Los Angeles becomes a new normal, that really changes the way that we might think about life in that part of the country. But of course, climate change means higher temperatures down the line, inevitably that will be happening for at least several decades, probably for as much as the rest of the century. And that means that fire risk will be growing too. We don't know exactly how much, but much worse than it is today. And unfortunately, all the things that we might be doing to kind of navigate that new landscape, making better housing policies so that we're not building homes in the path of fire as we have with literally tens of millions of homes in the American west being built directly in high fire risk areas over the last couple of decades. We're also not doing enough to thin our forests and prevent fuel buildup, which means that when fires happen, they can be incredibly destructive. But we are also now in a new fire regime, in part because of the new climate conditions we're living under, whereby it's no longer just the trees or the brush that we need to worry about. Homes themselves have become flammable to an extent that they were not before and can themselves become fuel. So when you think about what is effectively an urban, or maybe you could generously call it semi suburban development like we're seeing in the Pacific Palisades, it's no longer enough to look down a street and say, oh, there's all that pavement, there's all that concrete. There are all these modern homes. Those homes themselves can be what carries the fire from place to place. And that's exactly what we've seen in Los Angeles over the last 12 to 24 hours as this historic wind event swept in winds blowing 100 miles an hour, carrying embers miles farther from where the flames were actually burning. And in those conditions, whenever an ignition starts, it lights out. I mean, it is literally the case that Cal Fire has never been able to stop a fire burning with wind powered by winds like these. So when winds are blowing like this, they can try to protect some structures. They tried to protect the fire department in Palisades last night, but generally speaking, all we can do is wait for the winds to change. And even though almost all of Pacific Palisades has been burned through already, the footage is incredible. Dreary, bleak, gray, mercifully just a couple of deaths, but nevertheless, the neighborhood is devastated. We can expect something like 24 to 36 more hours of this wind event in California continuing, which means we may see other fires in the Los Angeles basin as destructive as this one emerge. And we're probably going to see continued devastation and destruction in the places where fires have already ignited. So it's a. It's a bad. It's a dark day in Los Angeles, and there's a reminder that we are, as you say, kind of careening into a quite terrifying climate future.
Dan LeBatard
Explain, please. And I know I ruin the show every time that I do this, but I think people need to be shouting from burning mountaintops about what it is that we're doing to the Earth as we do things like, you know, make polio great again, and we deny that there is no climate crisis. That's the energy secretary and oil industry CEO is saying there is no climate crisis. Can you please explain to me in California the precedent for what we're witnessing? Because there can be a coldness from people listening to this until it's their home burning up and they lose all their stuff, because I don't know if it's hundreds of miles, but many, many miles from where people were expecting fire, there is now fire.
David Wallace Wells
Seven of the eight largest wildfires in California history have burned since the year 2000. If you look at the modern history of wildfire, which stretches back more than a century now, really detailed statistics, statistics, we are in an entirely different fire regime than we have ever been in before. The same can be said for Canada, where they had completely off the charts fire season last year. So much fire burning in Canada that you could fit literally half the world's countries inside the burn scar of Canadian fires just from last year. In many parts of the world, not just these fire hotspots, but everywhere in the northern latitudes where we are at risk of fire, we are intensifying that risk risk by heating the planet, which, among other things, dries out fuel, evaporates water from the landscape and turns. Sorry, I said dries out fuel. That's the way the fire people talk. They talk about trees as fuel. And that language shift is the result of climate change. We would not be talking about trees as fuel if those trees were full of water and full of life. Instead, long droughts and even, you know, a crazy waterfall followed by a brief drought can turn huge portions of the landscape into essentially a pile of tinder. And that is not just true across California. It's true across the American West. It's true across the Canadian forest, it's true across the Russian forests. Increasingly, it's true across the Mediterranean. We're seeing just an entirely new kind and new scale of fire burning much more rapidly, much hotter. So hot that sometimes it can turn the silica in soil in California into glass just by burning through. And as I said earlier, so hot that it turns these homes, which used to be kind of natural fire, break into the equivalent of new fuel. All of that's happening because the planet's getting hotter. It's actually getting hotter at a faster rate now than it has ever gotten in the history of climate change. And in the history of the planet. We are burning more fossil fuel and producing more carbon emissions today in 2024 than we ever have in the history of the world. Which means to the extent that we think we have been hearing about climate change for a few decades, we're starting this green transition. That is true. But as we're continuing to roll out solar and wind and buy EVs and all the rest of it, we are still burning more fossil fuel every year than we have every year in the past. Which means every year so far in my lifetime has been more destructive for the future of the planet's climate than every year before it. And in the US we are now producing more oil and gas than we've ever produced in the history of the country and more than any other country in the world. As recently as 2016, we were exporting no natural gas and it was. And no oil. And now we are the world's number one producer of both of those things. A bigger petro state than all the petro states we name call in the Middle East. And we look around when a fire burns through our homes in California, and unfortunately I've been seeing on social media at least a lot of people trying to point the finger at government, local government, state government. I think this is a bigger problem. I mean, I think there are things that local policymakers can do, as I was saying earlier, changing housing, zoning policy, all the rest of it being more prepared, spending more on preparedness and fuel thinning. Also, on the, on the actual firefighting side of it, unfortunately, 30% of California firefighters fires are actually inmates in California prisons that are paid something like a dollar a day to fight in these fires. So we're not taking seriously enough the threat of them to properly fund professional firefighting operations. But beyond that, we are obviously dealing with a much larger, you know, in some sense, existential threat and challenge, which is not the matter of individual small scale policy choices or the behavioral leadership of this or that governor or mayor. We are living in an entirely new climactic regime which presents new challenges which humans can navig and we will survive. It won't be the end of us. But it represents a totally different risk landscape than anyone who has ever lived on the planet before has faced. Even those of us who lived in California and think we've had fires in the past. There's cultural memory of fires. That is all true. The fires we are facing now, especially in California, are much larger and more destructive than we've ever seen before. And that's especially true when we Talk about, as I was saying earlier, this new regime, it's called the return of the urban firestorm. We really used to think. We didn't think that homes only burned in like the 19th century in Chicago or in the 17th century in London. We didn't think that modern homes were susceptible to this kind of destruction. And the new climate conditions, in addition to the new zoning policy that has pushed so many of these homes into the wildland urban interface, into the path of fire, we are now living in a new era in which we can no longer take comfort in homes as firebreaks and have to treat them as, as potentially flammable fuel as well.
Dan LeBatard
I want to congratulate this man for being the most long winded guest in the history of the show not named Bill Walton. His information is extraordinary and exceptional and I understand why he's manic. He's here to tell you that the world is ending and he's got a lot of facts on the situation and nobody's listening. So it's a little alarming. But because he has hijacked the program with all of his good information, I'm going to put him in the picture. In picture. I'm going to do a little bit of a palate cleanser here and I'm going to bring in Amin to do a bit of a victory lap. A sponsored segment from another room where I get Amin el Hassan to do a victory lap because I've got to punish David Wallace Wells for ruining the show with his fire talk because there's no disputing most long winded guests in the history of our show. No, it's just Bill Walton, Bill Walton's number one. And now it's David Wallace Wells is number two.
David Wallace Wells
Yeah, but you're proud to be number two to 10.
Chris Cote
I mean, yeah, you're punishing a guy, though. You asked him to. Come on.
Dan LeBatard
I did. That is correct. I need to punish him right now, though. I'm going to. And I understand. I just told you, I understand why he's crazy because he's like telling everybody, hey, these fires, they seem bad. Like, listen to me and nobody's listening. And so like, of course. But I mean, what doing a victory lap on.
Mike Ryan
Well, Dan, first and foremost, I want to let everybody know that I am using my Peloton app right here and I'm going to be doing a morning meditation. You know what?
Dan LeBatard
That's, that's not the spirit of.
Chris Cote
How about you use the Peloton?
Mike Ryan
Because here it's Ms. Sh. It's a DT shot. Absolutely.
Stugatz
10 minutes doing this morning in my car. Not safe.
Mike Ryan
Dan, the important thing to realize here, for everybody who's curious about peloton, it's not just cycling and jumping up and down.
Dan LeBatard
This is the laziest thing I've ever seen.
Mike Ryan
Also other things like meditation. So I'm going to start the meditation and I'm going to meditate.
Dan LeBatard
This is not the point of the victory lap. The victory lap is for you to be winded and for us to get the payoff of your winded. It's not for you to do a meditation during the world is on fire.
Mike Ryan
Dan, you cannot shake me outside of my energy zone. I'm meditating right now, thinking about Will Manso and the apology he owed me.
Dan LeBatard
You're supposed to be.
Chris Cote
It appears you punished all of us.
Dan LeBatard
You're supposed to be winded. The other guy's long winded. I'm going to let both of you go now because you're not doing the show. I want to do do. Thank you for being on with us. I appreciate both of you. David Wallace, Wells, any last words? And I mean that literally.
David Wallace Wells
Don't look away from the damage. See it. See it clearly and try to take action.
Dan LeBatard
Thank you, David. I appreciate it.
Chris Cote
How do you feel about Dan's treatment of you? David, just. Just be honest for a second.
David Wallace Wells
I'm proud to be ranked number two behind Bill Walton on any ranking. I mean, what can I say, David?
Dan LeBatard
Your information is great. It's just I'm. I'm perpetually wrestling with how much people don't want it, even though it's burning right in their face like I can't even imagine. Stuart, wanted to ask you whether we have any hope. I don't know how it is you don't feel hopeless as someone who has more information on this than any of us have and know that people aren't paying enough attention to this.
David Wallace Wells
Well, when I see that only two people died in these fires, I mean, it's horrifying and tragic that those are two deaths, but we've seen fires like this over the last few years that killed dozens. And so I think we are learning something about how to evacuate seriously, to take the threat at the local level, level. We're not doing enough to prevent the fires from happening in the first place, but maybe we are adjusting to that new reality in a way that will allow us, tragic as it is, horrifying as it is, to see this as a manageable future full of fire threat, but also a lot of human resilience.
Dan LeBatard
David, thank you. Put him in picture. In picture again here for us and just make him sit there and be punished and watch Amin end the segment the way that this segment needs to end, which is the world's laziest victory lap. Amin, go ahead and finish the segment with all of your good work, please.
Mike Ryan
Dan, first of all, thank you, David. That was very informative. We need more people like you speaking truth to power and not being harassed and berated by Dan Lebatard. Speaking of harassing. Berated by Dan Lebatard. Hi, my name's Amin. We haven't met yet. Deep breaths. Because meditation in the morning is so important, especially when you're focused. Focused on demanding an apology from Will Mansell. Two years ago, Will Manso was offended when I said the Boston Celtics were a way more talented team, that the Heat had to overachieve and be perfect at every part of the execution in order to win, which was at the time, for me, a compliment to the Miami Heat and being able to execute. But somehow Will Mansell took offense and he berated me like Dan Levittar does. Does because he said, if they're so talented, why didn't they win? And I said, sometimes it's not just about talent to win.
Dan LeBatard
He's fallen asleep. David has fallen asleep meditating. And the mantra, the mantra is like, shitty. And I feel, I feel, I, I, I feel like the, the mantra, it feels to me is a little offensive. Like, it feels to me like you're not respecting the mantra.
Mike Ryan
I want the knife, please.
Chris Cote
Fine.
Dan LeBatard
Did you just make a golden child reference?
Mike Ryan
Yes.
Billy Gil
Dan, this meditation is brought to you by peloton. Find your push, find your power with peloton.
Dan LeBatard
No, it's not a meditation. It's supposed to be a victory lap. The payoff is he's winded while celebrating that he got something right.
Mike Ryan
Dan, if it comes to angering you or angering the sponsor, I'd rather anger you.
Dan LeBatard
David, thank you for being on with us.
Chris Cote
Sorry.
Dan LeBatard
You are always welcome here. We need more people like you. Thank you, sir.
Mike Ryan
I can catch on.
Chris Cote
I don't think David Wallace Wells is happy.
Dan LeBatard
I don't know. You guys tell me. Billy shaking his head bothers him more.
Stugatz
The fires of this show.
Dan LeBatard
I don't think he was bothered. I think he under. No, no, I don't think he was bothered. I think he understands the tension involved with telling people stuff they don't want to hear, but especially doing so long winded in a way that even further interrupts.
Billy Gil
It's that part. That part Long winded part. He could not have left the zoom quicker. If that's any kind of stuff from personal experience, I can tell you it doesn't feel good when you tell someone they're long winded.
Mike Ryan
To be fair, Dan, you kind of saved it when you called them or you compared him to Bill Walton. I think he really appreciated that. That. I wonder if he knows Bill Walton is no longer with us. Is that a 50 fine for David? I don't know.
Chris Cote
Oh, I thought you were talking about Dan.
Mike Ryan
Oh, no, Dan knows. Dan. Dan, you knew, right?
Dan LeBatard
The Venmo bucket fine chart is $1 per mistake. $2 cough and phlegm. $3 pestering. $5 tone, $7 not listening. $10 phone interruption. $50 if you kill someone. Somebody.
Chris Cote
David Wallace Wells is a heck of a name, is it not? I mean, it is a great name. Wallace Wells.
Dan LeBatard
I feel like that was done better by David Foster Wallace, was it not? Am I wrong about this? I believe. Who's that guy? Okay, I'm glad.
Mike Ryan
I'm trying to. Trying to meditate. Stugots, don't break me.
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Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – Hour 2: Los Angeles Wildfires (feat. David Wallace-Wells)
Release Date: January 8, 2025
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Chris Cote, Billy Gil, Mike Ryan
Guest: David Wallace-Wells, Opinion Writer for The New York Times and Author of The Uninhabitable Earth
In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, the hosts transition from their usual sports and pop-culture banter to address a pressing environmental crisis: the devastating wildfires sweeping through Los Angeles. The segment features a guest appearance by David Wallace-Wells, whose expertise provides a deep dive into the implications of climate change on urban environments.
Dan Le Batard opens the discussion by highlighting the alarming severity of the recent wildfires in the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles. He introduces David Wallace-Wells to shed light on the magnitude and future implications of such events.
Dan Le Batard [27:03]:
"These fires that have swept in with wind over Santa Monica place that I did not know that there could be fires have created such atrocity that firefighters can't get in because cars are being abandoned."
David Wallace-Wells provides an in-depth analysis of how climate change is transforming wildfire patterns, making them more frequent and destructive.
David Wallace-Wells [27:03]:
"Seven of the eight largest wildfires in California history have burned since the year 2000. We are in an entirely different fire regime than we have ever been in before."
He explains the concept of an "urban firestorm," where modern homes themselves contribute to the spread of fires due to new climate conditions and inadequate zoning policies.
David Wallace-Wells [29:57]:
"The new climate conditions, in addition to the new zoning policy that has pushed so many of these homes into the wildland urban interface, we are now living in a new era in which we can no longer take comfort in homes as firebreaks and have to treat them as, as potentially flammable fuel as well."
Wallace-Wells emphasizes the unprecedented levels of fossil fuel consumption and carbon emissions, which exacerbate global warming and, consequently, wildfires.
David Wallace-Wells [27:03]:
"We are burning more fossil fuel and producing more carbon emissions today in 2024 than we ever have in the history of the world."
He critiques the slow pace of mitigating actions, noting that despite the green transition efforts, fossil fuel consumption continues to rise.
David Wallace-Wells [27:03]:
"Every year so far in my lifetime has been more destructive for the future of the planet's climate than every year before it."
The conversation shifts to policy shortcomings at both local and national levels, highlighting inadequate measures in housing policies and forest management.
David Wallace-Wells [27:03]:
"We're not doing enough to thin our forests and prevent fuel buildup, which means that when fires happen, they can be incredibly destructive."
He also points out the reliance on underpaid inmate firefighters in California, underscoring systemic issues in disaster response.
David Wallace-Wells [27:03]:
"30% of California firefighters fires are actually inmates in California prisons that are paid something like a dollar a day to fight in these fires."
Dan Le Batard commends Wallace-Wells for his comprehensive insights but expresses frustration over the lack of public attention to climate issues.
Dan Le Batard [35:35]:
"He has hijacked the program with all of his good information, I'm going to put him in the picture."
The hosts attempt to balance the gravity of the situation with their characteristic humor, navigating their responses to Wallace-Wells' detailed exposition.
Mike Ryan [38:25]:
"I want the knife, please."
Despite the somber topic, Wallace-Wells emphasizes human resilience and the necessity for collective action to manage future fire threats.
David Wallace-Wells [38:04]:
"We are living in an entirely new climatic regime which presents new challenges which humans can navigate and we will survive."
The episode concludes with reflections on the discussions, reiterating the urgent need for addressing climate change to mitigate future disasters. Dan Le Batard thanks David Wallace-Wells for his valuable contributions and encourages listeners to stay informed and proactive in combating environmental crises.
David Wallace-Wells [38:04]:
"Don't look away from the damage. See it. See it clearly and try to take action."
Dan Le Batard [40:27]:
"Your information is great. It's just I'm perpetually wrestling with how much people don't want it, even though it's burning right in their face like I can't even imagine."
David Wallace-Wells [27:12]:
"We are living in an entirely new climatic regime which presents new challenges which humans can navigate and we will survive."
Dan Le Batard [29:57]:
"Can you please explain to me in California the precedent for what we're witnessing?"
David Wallace-Wells [35:35]:
"The new climate conditions ... we are now living in a new era in which we can no longer take comfort in homes as firebreaks."
Dan Le Batard [42:16]:
"The Venmo bucket fine chart is $1 per mistake. $2 cough and phlegm. $3 pestering..."
Climate Crisis Escalation: The Los Angeles wildfires exemplify the intensified fire regimes caused by climate change, necessitating urgent policy and community responses.
Policy and Infrastructure Needs: Enhanced housing policies, forest management, and professional firefighting resources are critical to mitigating future disasters.
Public Awareness and Action: Increased public understanding and proactive measures are essential in addressing and adapting to the new environmental realities.
This episode serves as a critical reminder of the escalating climate challenges and the imperative for collective action to safeguard communities and the environment.