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Dan LeBatard
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo, what are you doing here?
Stugotz
Cuervo?
Mike Ryan
Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Dan LeBatard
Well, I do know that to be true. But even during ad reads like Cuervo, I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners.
Mike Ryan
Sweet, delicious Cuervo.
Dan LeBatard
Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion.
Mike Ryan
Cuervo.
Dan LeBatard
So enjoy the tequila that started it all.
Stugotz
Cuervo.
Dan LeBatard
Cuervo the tequila that invented tequila. Proximo Cuervo.com Please drink responsibly.
Amin Alhassan
Cuervo I found a kid who swings.
Billy Gill
A golf club like a dream. I'd like to try to qualify him.
Mike Ryan
For the US Amateurs coming to Apple tv.
Chris Cote
Plus what's your name? I'm not into older guys, but I'm flattered.
Stugotz
A new comedy series Stick. I don't want to go on this trip.
Billy Gill
Your mouth's saying one thing, but those eyes are saying something else.
Stugotz
From the home of Ted Lasso, you.
Mike Ryan
See your shot at redemption.
Stugotz
This is your mulligan, Owen Wilson.
Billy Gill
This game takes and it takes. The game's finally giving me something back.
Stugotz
Stick.
Mike Ryan
You know Arnold Palmer iced tea, lemonade.
Billy Gill
Mix it.
Stugotz
I'm missing a nap for this. Streaming June 4th on Apple TV.
Billy Gill
Plus this is the Dan Levator show with the Stugats podcast.
Mike Ryan
There is more stuff about Giannis that I wanted to get into with Amin Alhassan, but he again is having some sort of stomach issues or whatever it is that he has to deal with all the time that makes him run in and out of the show. So what we are going to do is at the end of this hour, we are going to give you some concentrated Giannis talk from both Izzy and Amin on Giannis, because so many people are interested and fascinated about what that is going to be because there's going to be very little in sports that's going to be garnering more attention than who's going to add the instant hope of we can get Giannis, at 30 years old, coming off of his best season. So we're going to put that at the end of this hour, a little sprinkling of oddball with your Finals coverage. I saw a headline the other day that I thought had been written by Stugat, and it made me wonder what Stugats would make of the following headline, which read coward decommits from Duke will stay in the NBA Draft.
Greg Cote
Coward decommits from Duke stays in the NBA draft. I have no idea what that means. Cooper flag decide to. What happened?
Mike Ryan
No. There's a player named Cedric Coward.
Stugotz
Really?
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Greg Cote
It's a terrible name.
Stugotz
I get it.
Greg Cote
Poor guy.
Mike Ryan
It is a bad name. But is it as bad as Braves reliever Scott Blew it. There was a kicker named Blew it too. Wasn't there at Pittsburgh or FSU or something? Wasn't there. I was trying to think, like we've talked before about Bob Walk being a terrible name for a pitcher, but I think blue, it's worse.
Chris Cote
Kenny Pickett. Not bad.
Billy Gill
Chris Blew it.
Izzy Gutierrez
Chris Blewett.
Billy Gill
That's not the joke. That's his name, right?
Greg Cote
Chris Blewett, the kicker's name.
Billy Gill
Yeah.
Greg Cote
Thank you.
Mike Ryan
Which was he, from Pittsburgh or from fsu? Where am I remembering a Blewett?
Billy Gill
He was on the Bears in 2019.
Mike Ryan
Not helpful. Not. That's a different.
Stugotz
He went to Pitt.
Mike Ryan
Okay. Thank you. Blew it. A terror. What? Put it on the poll as well. Blew it. Is it a worse name for a kicker or a reliever?
Izzy Gutierrez
Lifetime 40% field goal percentage.
Billy Gill
He's currently the kicker for the Houston Roughnecks.
Greg Cote
He still has a job.
Mike Ryan
I want to play some funny sound for you guys from lacrosse. At the moment, the funniest sound that we have in our archive is Stugatz on ESPN calling a game as the color man and getting it precisely wrong on a game winning situation. Here is Stugatz during his. This would be the greatest moment of your color commentary, play by play career at ESPN or anywhere else. Correct.
Greg Cote
Greatest and only. Yes.
Mike Ryan
Yes. Well, you have others, but you have bad moments that are around our team. But in terms of national pride on anything you're talking about, you calling a lacrosse game on ESPN is a broadcasting highlight for you.
Chris Cote
And for context here, he's talking about Sam Apuzo, who's, I believe, one of the best players in this at the.
Greg Cote
Time, she was the best player in the world.
Billy Gill
Yes.
Chris Cote
And you're saying here in this analysis, like late in the game, they shouldn't go to her?
Greg Cote
They were doing that the entire game. They were using Sam as a decoy and everyone else was scoring the goals. And so I figured they would, you know, stick with what got him there.
Chris Cote
Let's see if what Stugot says should happen happened.
Greg Cote
So I've noticed the last couple of BC possessions where it seems like they tried to force Sam. Sam tried to force something. I'd rather see someone other than Sam get the shot. And Brick, what I mean by that is they've Been better offensively today when Sam's not forcing the action. Been more of a decoy than the one generating the offense. Apuo going, she's going shout out to.
Mike Ryan
One Boston College on the shoulders of the T winner. Sam Puo will be heading to the national championship game for a third straight year.
Greg Cote
She was due. I mean, still a bad decision. Great call, by the way.
Mike Ryan
I mean, the analysis by Stugat sounded solid. The result is as bad as it could have gone for.
Chris Cote
He actually like the way he delivered it was as well as I was very confident.
Greg Cote
Right. Yes. So this next, that's the analyst game, by the way. I mean, you got to say things, you got to fill time and occasionally you're going to be wrong.
Chris Cote
I mean, well, in this clip we have Holy Cross, Sacred Heart.
Amin Alhassan
This was a few weeks back, Crusaders.
Chris Cote
Big matchup and this is one of those instances where some fan realizes, oh look, there's a microphone right there that I can get on this broadcast. So what you're hearing, you're hear here is just normal broadcast. And then all of a sudden you're going to hear something out of left field and it's just a fan who found a microphone and now we'll get our penalty.
Greg Cote
So Sacred Heart to the man up, trailing by two at the beginning of.
Stugotz
This fourth quarter, lot of people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea.
Greg Cote
Okay, we apologize for our Mike, what you do? Okay.
Mike Ryan
I love the announcer getting in there that quickly before the Ria gets out in diarrhea. The announcer realizing the predicament that the broadcast is in and coming in with an okay.
Greg Cote
2 at the beginning of this fourth.
Stugotz
Quarter, lot of people saying take your heart has diarrhea.
Greg Cote
Okay, we apologize for our crowd Mike.
Chris Cote
He lets him go though. Does he think for a second is this a sideline reporter?
Mike Ryan
Got to say that the way that he did the sing song on a lot of people saying you wanted to hear him out. And it's not until he got to diarrhea, the key word that closes out the conversation that things became problematic.
Greg Cote
Two, at the beginning of this fourth.
Stugotz
Quarter, lot of people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea.
Billy Gill
Okay, we apologize for our crowd mic fairness. That person's not saying it, just reporting. A lot of people.
Stugotz
People are.
Greg Cote
And there's a live mic.
Mike Ryan
I mean, but I've got to tell you though that once you've started with people say you got to get to the end of it. Like, you can't cut that person off. You got to find out what a lot of people are saying. Perfect Execution by the stray ancillary sound of the person who got to the microphone and tease the broadcaster just enough to get to the word diarrhea. And then the broadcast is like, okay.
Chris Cote
How did he know the timing? Because this guy, like, starts talking right as they stop. It's like.
Mike Ryan
It's perfect.
Chris Cote
He can't hear the broadcast.
Mike Ryan
It's wonderful.
Greg Cote
Two, at the beginning of this fourth.
Stugotz
Quarter, lot of people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea.
Greg Cote
Okay, we apologize for our crowd, Mike.
Chris Cote
I'm glad they played through it if they do have diarrhea.
Stugotz
Reckless speculation. I have some reckless speculation. That person sounds a lot. Wait, should I do it?
Mike Ryan
Hold on a second. Hold on. You can't do this this way. What are you doing? Quit being a response Time to throw.
Billy Gill
Away doll journalistic credibility and get reckless. Here is something we like to call reckless speculation.
Greg Cote
You're good.
Stugotz
That sounded like Sarah Spain.
Greg Cote
Wow.
Stugotz
The person who says lot play it again. Sounds like Sarah Spain.
Chris Cote
Hold on.
Stugotz
2.
Greg Cote
At the beginning of this fourth quarter.
Stugotz
Lot of people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea.
Dan LeBatard
Okay, we apologize.
Mike Ryan
Sounds like Josh Allen. Married.
Izzy Gutierrez
I can hear a little bit of it.
Mike Ryan
No, I don't need a good teammate.
Billy Gill
Tony.
Mike Ryan
We can all agree. I believe that the sing song nature of that fan combined with the accusation that ends with spraying liquid shit is perfect, made better only by the announcer's discomfort comedically.
Greg Cote
Two, at the beginning of this fourth.
Stugotz
Quarter, lot of people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea.
Greg Cote
Okay, we apologize for our crowd, Mike.
Billy Gill
I hear it more. I don't hint of Spanish there.
Greg Cote
I'm more confused than ever.
Stugotz
It sounds exactly like Sarah Spain when she's trying to do like Chicago acc. Sarah Spain.
Billy Gill
Also probably an inside job, right? How do you know where that microphone is and what that microphone is for? I'm not saying the person knew or the broadcaster knew, but someone knew and told someone who told someone else what that was for. And that's how that happened. Because how else would you do that as a broadcaster?
Mike Ryan
I'm fine about that investigation. I'd also like a TV detective show where Pablo Torre shows up and happens to have a few questions for you about everything that happened there. I believe that not only was it an inside job, that the participant knew that a microphone was nearby, I believe it was practiced. That sentence was practiced. The conclusion of diarrhea was practiced. And the sing song way that makes it that you have to stay with it till the end of the thought. I believe all of that is something that was not impromptu. That that was something that was Given a lot of consideration. And I also believe that it's an excellent insult to file at Sacred Heart to. To say that a lot of people are saying that Sacred Heart as an institution has digestive issues. That when they're in private, they have liquid shit because they can't control their bowels.
Billy Gill
Is that an insult?
Mike Ryan
Yes.
Billy Gill
Why?
Mike Ryan
To accuse someone of having diarrhea.
Billy Gill
I love a good nap. It put it on the pole. I feel good after a day or two after I have it. I'm good.
Greg Cote
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Looking light.
Chris Cote
I go instantly. I'd say five minutes after. I feel good.
Greg Cote
Yep.
Mike Ryan
No way.
Chris Cote
It's kind of like throwing up afterwards. Much better.
Billy Gill
Oh, so much better than a diet, too.
Mike Ryan
Cagalitroso is a great Spanish insult. Cagaletta is funnier as a word in Spanish than diarrhea is in English. And I believe it is an insult to. To accuse someone of having diarrhea. Put it on the poll at Lebatard show. If you've accused someone of having diarrhea, are you aspiring to insult them?
Stugotz
Lot of people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea.
Greg Cote
I apologize for our crowd, Mike.
Stugotz
That.
Chris Cote
Okay. Is just. Okay.
Izzy Gutierrez
Dan. I have something here that just hit me, but I think Amin can help.
Billy Gill
Careful.
Izzy Gutierrez
So, Amin, when you make a shot in a basketball game, that's a random shot that shouldn't have gone in. What do you call it?
Stugotz
Happy birthday. Usually what you say to the guy who shot it, right?
Amin Alhassan
A cag.
Izzy Gutierrez
Right. You call it a cag. A cag, Yeah, a cag.
Mike Ryan
Wow.
Billy Gill
That is something that is actually uniquely made.
Izzy Gutierrez
Is that a Miami tank, Tony?
Mike Ryan
Excellent. Excellent. Because I did not know until this movie moment. We've talked before about CAG being something that Hispanics in Miami say. And we've also talked before about whether that is, just as Billy likes to say me, a uniquely Miami expression. But I really didn't know until right now that it's cagaletta. I did not know that to CAG to. It's to get lucky on a basketball shot or to get lucky in general. I did not know that that would. That was shortened for cagalera. For diarrhea in Spanish. First time learning of that.
Izzy Gutierrez
When I play basketball, when we've always played basketball. Oh, you made that shot from that court. It's a cag. Or you made the shot that banks off the side when you're shooting from. From the angle. It's a cag.
Stugotz
You always say happy birthday. Like, to indicate, like.
Izzy Gutierrez
Okay, now you know. So diarrhea.
Mike Ryan
Put it on the poll. Juju at lebatard show. What do you say on a lucky bank shot in basketball? Happy birthday. CAG or banks open.
Izzy Gutierrez
How long have you been hearing CAG though? Dan?
Stugotz
Banks open is only when you're the one who made it. Right? Right. When you make the bank shot, you.
Greg Cote
Have to bank it. Right?
Stugotz
You got to bank it. You said banks open.
Greg Cote
Banks open.
Stugotz
Extra points if you do it either at night or on the weekend.
Greg Cote
Yes.
Stugotz
Do it on a Sunday run. Oh my God. Banks open.
Mike Ryan
Do you guys not assume. I've always. Cade Cunningham hit a game winner earlier this year where it was from three and he banked it in here against the Heat. I would think that for a basketball player it's slightly diluted to hit the game winner that way. Just a little that it's not quite as great.
Greg Cote
If there was no backboard, do you know how far past the rim that ball would go?
Mike Ryan
I'm maintaining though that the game not all game winners are equal. That if a. If a player in the NBA makes one on a bank, it feels plenty good, but it doesn't feel as good as making it clean.
Stugotz
Dan, the unwritten rule is if you hit a game or buzzer beating bank shot that you did not mean the bank, you have to shrug and smile like, oh my God, how lucky. You have to acknowledge that that wasn't on purpose. Now if you're like Tim Duncan falling away and you hit that bank shot, banks open.
Izzy Gutierrez
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Well, he's the only one who has 247 bank hours all over the world, any country, any time of Dirk had.
Chris Cote
Extended hours as well.
Mike Ryan
Not the he can get extended hours, but only Tim Duncan's got that private banker that's always answering, always when he's got a call.
Stugotz
Him and you, Dan.
Chris Cote
I also imagine Tim Duncan walking into a bank.
Mike Ryan
I'm not making up what I'm telling you. We know yesterday. That's. But. But I think you guys imagine me leaving with a garbage bag that has a dollar bill sign on the side. And it's not that I wouldn't be smart. It was just a. It was a stack of bills that were wrapped in a small garbage bag. It was not.
Stugotz
I had you like Santa Claus over your shoulders so much because remember guys, it's too much money to take out from an atm, apparently. So it's got to be an amount of money.
Mike Ryan
Daily limit. $600 on an ATM.
Billy Gill
How much you spend a day in cash.
Mike Ryan
Again, I'm not doing it for the day.
Billy Gill
I only a daily living.
Mike Ryan
You keep doing that. Yeah, But I don't want to have to go back to the bank.
Billy Gill
Like, I don't think you like going to the bank.
Mike Ryan
I don't.
Billy Gill
I talk to your teller. Hey, Phyllis. How's it going?
Mike Ryan
I sometimes go into the bank and just don't even take out any money. Just I make them say out loud how much I got in here and then I leave.
Chris Cote
I always. I always learn my bank limits at a casino when it's like you can't take any more out.
Billy Gill
Really? Yeah.
Mike Ryan
Huh.
Stugotz
I shame you.
Chris Cote
She's like, yeah, you've taken.
Izzy Gutierrez
I could have swore I had more.
Greg Cote
Doing it for you.
Stugotz
Chris, buddy, you have a. I wish.
Billy Gill
I had a spot like. Like the bank or whatever. I just kind of go and hang out. Like that's my waiting room. I don't really have business with the.
Izzy Gutierrez
Bakery that you went to to get your potatoes.
Billy Gill
Nah.
Chris Cote
They pulled up a picture, by the way.
Stugotz
Not a home bakery.
Izzy Gutierrez
Dan. I knew it.
Chris Cote
This is Dan's money bag from yesterday.
Mike Ryan
It was a very small bag that I put in my pocket, but it was that material of trash bag and it was very. I. I didn't even understand what was happening. It felt like I was doing something illegal.
Stugotz
They simply felt alive.
Mike Ryan
They simply gave me. It was raining so hard. I don't know if I don't know where else this is happening. It must be happening all over the world.
Stugotz
Hold on, Dan.
Greg Cote
Are you called a 20, Dan?
Stugotz
I am. I'm calling 20. Hold on, Dan. You said it was wrapped in the plastic and then you put it in your pocket, Right? Then if it's in your pocket, why does it need to be wrapped from plastic? To protect from the rain.
Mike Ryan
It's in your pocket again. This is the teller. Not knowing where I was gonna put it or if I was going to put it in my pocket.
Greg Cote
Phyllis, big pocket.
Stugotz
Look, it's.
Mike Ryan
It's not. What are you doing?
Billy Gill
Phyllis? Is the name of the teller and the story you're just telling.
Mike Ryan
Why did you just blurt?
Greg Cote
It was a callback.
Billy Gill
Yeah. To the story.
Stugotz
You walk in.
Billy Gill
Hey, Phyllis, how's it going? I'm.
Stugotz
Hi. The kids.
Billy Gill
Exactly. Phyllis gives you some mints.
Mike Ryan
Are we still making Phyllis's.
Stugotz
Well, we only have the bank.
Chris Cote
Do we do mints at banks?
Billy Gill
Yeah, yeah. And. And banks. I have a question for you guys. Tech on a technicality.
Chris Cote
We're going to take a full time out here.
Billy Gill
You go into. You go into the bank. Banks have pension.
Mike Ryan
What? I'm going to take an eight minute timeout.
Billy Gill
Well, that's rude. You go and you have, you have, you have a. You, you go and a lot of banks have pens now that are on those chains so they don't get lost, whatever.
Stugotz
Steal the pen.
Billy Gill
Yeah, but if it's the cup and it says like Regions Bank, I don't even know if that's still a bank, but whatever the bank is there and it's all a bunch of pens and a pen. Cup, right? And you take the pen and then you go home. Did you rob a bank?
Stugotz
Oh, man, that's.
Greg Cote
You rob something from the bank.
Billy Gill
Did you rob.
Stugotz
Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm following you here, Billy. Now I have some follow up questions. Questions. The pen, does it have like a piece of paper at the end and a lot of scotch tape around it?
Billy Gill
No, not this one. This is a high end bank.
Stugotz
Just a regular pen.
Billy Gill
Just. It's a cup of pens. It has a pen in it. You take the pen, it's locked in.
Chris Cote
With one of those little tiny ball inside.
Amin Alhassan
No, no, no.
Greg Cote
It's a loose pen.
Billy Gill
Loose pen. But it has a bank's name on it.
Stugotz
There you go. That was the second question. It's branded. If it's branded and it's in a cup, that's yours to take, man. Really, thank you for banking with us.
Billy Gill
Okay, what if it was on. On the chain and you're in a pinch and you go and you take it off and then you walk out.
Greg Cote
Now you're a chain, you're stealing.
Stugotz
You're a bank robbery.
Greg Cote
They chained it there for a reason.
Stugotz
The in and out bandit.
Greg Cote
They don't want you to take it.
Chris Cote
One of the things, one of the things Covid did to us was at these doctor offices all at all appointments. Now when you sign in anywhere, it's here's the clean cup. And then when you're done with it, put it in this cup. We're done with that, right? Can we get back to just cups?
Stugotz
I don't.
Chris Cote
Pens in the cups.
Stugotz
Chris, I'm going be honest with you. I don't think anyone ever followed the rules on that one.
Chris Cote
Sometimes I go crazy. I grab from the dirty cup.
Billy Gill
What's a cup situation?
Stugotz
They. They have two cups. They have. Have pens in one cup and it says clean.
Chris Cote
They sanitize pens now. So it's like there's a. A cup full of pens. You take one once, you sign with it, put it into the dirty cup.
Billy Gill
I never do.
Greg Cote
I'm with Chris. Let's just saw it and put it back in.
Stugotz
I mean, Chris you have them sanitizing. I have them just switching the cups like this. All right, this one's pulling out to.
Greg Cote
Give the appearance of sanitizing at this point.
Chris Cote
I'm with you.
Amin Alhassan
Yeah.
Chris Cote
I mean, what are we doing here? The idea of someone still to like, ah, let me.
Billy Gill
Whoa. Yeah, I wonder what the day was like. What was the day that you're like, you know what? I'm done with this. Because, like, you know how they tell you, like, oh, this is the last time you ever play outside with your brother and sister. This is the last time you were in your yard and you ever played. You didn't realize it at its time. Like, those sentimental, like, posts. Whatever. There was a day for everyone where you're like, you know what? I'm done with these protocols. Not for me anymore. I'm moving on. I'm no longer wiping down my groceries with wipes. I'm no longer sanitizing my pens after I go to the doctor.
Chris Cote
I did mine about six months before I admitted publicly.
Billy Gill
Well, that was everyone's move.
Greg Cote
We were still in Covid.
Billy Gill
We would come on the air, like, how dare people go to concerts? And then this weekend, like, oh, who are you gonna go see this weekend?
Stugotz
I live in Arizona and I work in Florida. And I can tell you unequivocally that there are plenty of people where it never began. They just kept. I remember that first day, Tampa, first day. I went outside, and I was like, okay, I gotta go to the grocery store. And I masked up, and I had everything. And I just. I thought, like, I'm gonna go to Costco, and it's gonna be empty. That shit was so packed. The parking lot looked like Black Friday. Everyone was in there. Nobody masked up. Everyone just running around coughing and touching things. It was crazy.
Chris Cote
What was the dumbest thing we did in that? I'm gonna say that. I'm just gonna speak for myself. The dumbest thing I did during COVID was hold my breath. Hold my breath while walking by someone in a grocery store.
Stugotz
Oh, you meant that. I thought you meant the, like, the most reckless thing.
Chris Cote
No, like, you actually did this. Like, I'm not playing that game.
Izzy Gutierrez
Like, took the job.
Greg Cote
Wait, wait, hold on. I want to hear more about this. You were walking through the grocery store.
Chris Cote
And as, like, if I was going in an aisle and someone was passing me, I would.
Greg Cote
Yeah, I don't want to do that as well.
Chris Cote
Yeah, a lot of people were doing it.
Stugotz
I would walk off.
Greg Cote
The person doing it to you, I.
Billy Gill
Would walk off the sidewalk onto like grass mounds and wave. I'm six feet. Six feet. And I would go up and things and I was like off roading just with my legs.
Stugotz
I think the wiping down of the milk carton was pretty dumb.
Chris Cote
Yeah, that was like.
Stugotz
I was like washing milk cartons and I like, I just. And then like, oh, I missed the spot. I got to go back and scrub it all over.
Billy Gill
But we had the indoor outdoor clothes also, right. I think that was like a common thing.
Chris Cote
I don't think I ever did that.
Stugotz
I think, I mean, like, I don't like. Well, yeah, you talking about taking off your clothes before you even enter the house, right?
Billy Gill
Well, I was in an apartment, so like, I would come in and then like, disrobe right in the doorway and just walk through and what a time, baby, put on my. My other clothes. How do you think us now with, you know, young children that are growing up when they, like, publish like the new history books or whatever that come out, you know, in like 20 years? Because history really only happens in like 20 year increments as far as schools go, I think. Right. Like, it's like, well, this one was printed in 2004, so hopefully nothing happens until 2030, because that's when the new edition is coming out. We're not updating any history between now and then. Right. So when this comes out and is, like published and your kids are in, I don't know, seventh grade, eighth grade or whatever, and it's like, so in 2020, right? 2020, it's this worldwide pandemic and no one could leave the house and you had to be in there. And then your kids are like, you went through this. What's the play? Let's all get on the same page here. So we tell our. What is the play?
Izzy Gutierrez
A lot of video games.
Billy Gill
Are we?
Mike Ryan
Are we?
Billy Gill
Like, man, it was. You're never gonna experience anything like this. Hopefully, if you're lucky, you will never experience anything like this. You're like, man, it's kind of chill.
Stugotz
You know, I'm not telling them.
Billy Gill
I talk to people. I got to work from home for a while.
Izzy Gutierrez
You're doing the 15 miles to school every day.
Stugotz
Kind of like, we're still there. This is the thing. Like, my kids, kids, obviously they went through it. They were in school when it happened. But like, my, my grandchildren. Oh, I'm going to tell them, like, well, it was a crazy time. And it'll be like Mad Max. I'm going to describe Mad Max.
Billy Gill
Bodies were on the floor in the streets.
Stugotz
We were Going around like people. One guy had a guitar, and he was kind of, like, leaning back and forth on the front of this truck.
Chris Cote
There was a Tiger King.
Greg Cote
And I mean, you have to talk about how, like, the measures you went to. To protect the grandchildren, the kids, everything, Right?
Billy Gill
Well, I think the devil is in the details, right? Like, obviously, the medical stuff was very serious. A lot of people lost their lives. We're not making light of that. But once we get to, like, the toilet paper section of the history, that's when it's like. And you had to go. And there wasn't toilet paper for weeks on end. And you had to go buy toilet paper. And you'd have to get a tip from someone. This is where the toilet paper is. This is where the good stuff is. That's where I have to go to Charman. That's where the Angel Soft was in New York.
Stugotz
They used to. At the end of every day, they would open their windows and take pots and pans and clang them.
Billy Gill
Oh, that was so annoying.
Stugotz
To celebrate, like, the.
Billy Gill
The people not in New York, but, like, the Italian cities where they all, like, decide, oh, you know what? We all play the trombone now. And it's like, I would. I would have moved. I would have moved, honestly. You opened the window like. Like, shut the fuck up.
Greg Cote
You're enjoying yourself.
Billy Gill
I can't get out of my house. Stop. You guys are terrible with your instruments. Stop it.
Stugotz
Content creators exploded in 2020. Like, that's what really happened. Everyone after that went out and bought a shure mic and a webcam, the sure mic. And that's when everything fell apart.
Billy Gill
I love a sure great year for sure Mics and blue mics. Oh, my God.
Greg Cote
M. Weights.
Billy Gill
Free weights.
Stugotz
Free weights.
Izzy Gutierrez
Like, it never recovered, by the way. I wanted to get a pair of dumbbells for the house. Like, 75 bucks each. I'm like, oh, my God, 25 pounds.
Mike Ryan
No.
Billy Gill
And then you're like, you know what? It's going to go back. And it never did. Sure.
Chris Cote
Must have, like, meetings weekly of, like, how do we get the Pandemic back?
Billy Gill
Oh, Zoom for sure is out there trying to, like, put out diseases into the world. Right.
Greg Cote
Pandemic made Zoom, though.
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Greg Cote
Yes.
Stugotz
You know who made it?
Billy Gill
Killed Skype.
Greg Cote
Somehow you guys are accusing Zoom of trying to create.
Chris Cote
Get your act together Skype.
Billy Gill
Not trying to, but they're thinking, like.
Stugotz
You know who made a killing off of the Zoom blowing up? Andre Guadala. He was really invested before the Pandemic.
Billy Gill
What?
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gill
Why get out of here.
Stugotz
Dude. Man, the guy's just smart.
Greg Cote
Seems like he knew something.
Stugotz
Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go. Maybe it's that. Maybe it was an inside job. Golden State warriors did this. You think Steph Curry knew the luck of Andre Iguodala?
Greg Cote
I mean, seriously.
Stugotz
It's not luck. He's shrewd.
Chris Cote
I'm sure he has some losers in there.
Stugotz
Carlante Towns.
Chris Cote
Coming up next, the mean oddball set it up for the people we're talking about.
Stugotz
Yanis Destinations, folks. Is he coming to Toronto? Is he coming to New York? Is he coming right here to Miami? We're gonna look at it. We're gonna talk about it. Me and Izzy. Stay tuned. You don't want to miss it.
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Billy Gill
Don.
Dan LeBatard
LeBatard, you're getting started on the breakfast flan.
Stugotz
Oh man. I've been singing a song to myself all morning while I'm breakfast flan stewgats. Have you never heard the breakfast flan?
Dan LeBatard
No. Hit me with it.
Stugotz
Okay. I wish I had some breakfast flan. Breakfast fl. Where can I find a breakfast like that?
Billy Gill
This is the D Levatar show with the ST.
Stugotz
Vinyls are in a couple days. We got that little dead period. Media day hasn't happened yet so there's not enough stuff to talk about. So what we're going to talk about about is apparently Giannis Andreokumpo.
Amin Alhassan
Okay.
Stugotz
Could be on the move. That's the thing that everyone's talking about because he is the biggest superstar on the market. The free agency market. Not really sexy Giannis. That's sexy.
Amin Alhassan
Yes.
Stugotz
And so we've got to find the sexiest location for sexy. Honest to be sexy under the bright lights. And we start, of course, on Broadway.
Amin Alhassan
Right, right, right. With the New York Knicks because. Not just because they were recently eliminated, not just because when Giannis was eliminated, he was seen walking the streets of New. But because the spokesman for New York, Stephen A. Smith, said something in regard to Giannis. And we have the quote, but we also have sound of the quote. So here it is.
Stugotz
Let's play the sound. If you've got an opportunity to get Giannis, I don't give a damn who you have to give up to get him, you do it.
Amin Alhassan
That was Stephen A. Smith himself. I mean, we mentioned it yesterday. You like the fit. I don't know of a team that's going to say, hey, I don't like the fit of Giannis, but you like the fit of Giannis in New York. You think, Think. What level of possibility is this?
Stugotz
Let me be clear. Let's start with one thing and one thing which is we're not talking about what you got to give up to get him. We're just talking about he's here.
Amin Alhassan
Okay.
Stugotz
How does he fit? I think he fits pretty. Pretty good. Look, the. The Knicks clearly need a couple of things. Number one, they need consistent offensive production. That's not named Jalen Brunson.
Amin Alhassan
Right.
Stugotz
Number two, they need someone who can be active defensively.
Amin Alhassan
Ideally, that same player.
Stugotz
Same player, yes. And so Giannis fulfills things. Giannis, on his part is. Is not known as a closer because of his shooting struggles, because it's free throw struggles. Who could forget Bricken for chicken?
Amin Alhassan
Who can forget Chris Whittingham famously saying that Giannis was a number two to Chris Middleton?
Stugotz
I could forget it. I want to forget that. I never want to remember that.
Amin Alhassan
Okay. Never remember that one again.
Stugotz
But the bricking for chicken thing is real. Right. And so Jalen Brunson, the best closer in the league, would, in theory, be a great pit counterpoint. That's what we said about Damian Lillard two years ago.
Amin Alhassan
Ah, true. Well, I will say that Jaylen is a different style of player, maybe not hunting for threes as often as Damien does, which probably would be a bad thing, right? Wouldn't that clog up the paint if you're the New York Knicks? If Jalen wants to drive all the time, but so does Giannis. Look, I. I don't think. If you're talking about not worrying about who you give up for him, you can't really discuss it. With the Knicks, because you're probably going to have to give up Carl Anthony Towns, which most people wouldn't really say that they like, not even give it a second thought. Of course, you make that trade. And so if you're upgrading from Cat to Giannis, it doesn't matter if it fits particularly well. You just do it.
Stugotz
Yes, absolutely. And by the way, any other combination of people too, because again, Giannis is a transcendent type player who just had the best season of his career. A lot of people are like, oh, he's passed his problem. Like, nope, you're looking at his prime right now.
Amin Alhassan
Can we, can we do that really quick? Because again, I grew up in a time where the prime was pretty much detailed, like it was explained. Hey, you're in your prime from about the ages of 26, 27 to about 32. Like 33 was the high end of it. He's still 30 years old, Yanis. And in today's age where you feel like we're extending ourselves beyond our prime. Yeah, you could imagine his prime being well into 35, 36. So that conversation to me is out the window.
Stugotz
Well, I mean, that's like Michael Jordan's prime was like most people would have gone by the definition, mentioned the first three Pete, but he was more dominant in the second three P. Certainly a smarter, more cerebral player. And the Bulls were way more successful despite not having way more talent than they did in the first three Pete. Yeah, I would say that the prime is when, whenever you're playing your best basketball, that's what it is.
Amin Alhassan
So it's clear he would be great and welcomed. And they tear down the streets in New York.
Stugotz
Yes.
Amin Alhassan
What about Miami since we're here, here, They've always been tied to Giannis. Back when he was available the first time, reportedly he's got some ties to Bam out of bio.
Stugotz
They asked him, hey, what are your favorite cities, your favorite place in the league? You know, it's on Twitter. And, and he responded, you know, unsolicited, said Florida cities.
Amin Alhassan
Yes. But this, this feels like a situation where Miami is just out of its depth. Right. Not only when you have the Bucks GM saying we're or reportedly taking the approach of we're going to tear down the. The roster of or strip clean the roster of whoever we trade them to. Miami A doesn't really have a very attractive roster and B hasn't really shown the willingness to part with some of those attractive pieces. So it's really a non starter, isn't it?
Stugotz
It's reminds me of the line from Dumb and Dumber where they break into Lloyd Christmas's apartment because they're looking for the briefcase.
Amin Alhassan
And like most other movies, I've only seen this the one time, so you're going to have to remind me of the line.
Stugotz
It's the two henchmen and they walk in and the one henchman says, maybe we, like, make a mess of the place to send a message. And the second henchman, henchwoman, I should say, looks around, says, I don't think they're going to get that message. Right. It's like we're going to strip clean to send them a message. And then you look around like it's.
Amin Alhassan
Pretty squeaky clean as is.
Stugotz
If you're Miami, look, yeah, look, Bam Adebayo is not something that sneezes at as far as a starting point. Right, Right. If it's Bam Autobio and Tyler hero, I mean, it. It's pretty cool.
Amin Alhassan
It might as well be an expansion franchise if you're the Miami Heat getting Giannis and stripping everybody else.
Mike Ryan
Right.
Stugotz
But the flip side of it is, if you're the Miami, he claim to fame is we make lemonade out of lemons. Right. We are the ones that squeeze blood out of a rock. And so you tell Giannis, look, we'll get this thing operational around you. We'll get tough guys who. Who are. Are. Are going to play well. And obviously, you're coached by the best coach perhaps in the entire NBA, and they're exposed. That's your sales pitch. Unfortunately, I don't think it's the Giannis sales pitch that they'd have to worry about. It's the buck sales pitch where you telling them, hey, this is the best you can do for. For a Giannis offer.
Amin Alhassan
All right? So I don't know how much Giannis care impeding somebody else's path, but this was a LeBron path, right, to Miami. What about the Raptors? Well, we. We had the Kawhi Leonard path there, obviously won the championship. And there has been a little bit of smoke when it comes to the Raptors and the possibility of him heading there.
Stugotz
Yeah, I mean, and there's definitely a connection, right. There's very famous video of the Raptors war room on draft day 2013 trying to move up because they're trying to get to Giannis and trying to get to Giannis, and unfortunately, they could not just. Just miss him. And so, because the Bucks take him at, I believe it was 15, I want to say 18. 18, right. So, you know, he knows Giannis knows for a fact they love him. Right. Messiah specifically loves him. Masai is Nigerian. Giannis obviously comes from a Nigerian family.
Amin Alhassan
By the way, there was somebody else famously taking it 18, but that's another show.
Stugotz
Okay, but, you know, you've got that connection there. Masai reportedly helped Giannis get his vision when he first came over here. So there's a lot of connections. And then obviously the Raptors have a history of going after players of African descent with, you know, Siakam Og Anunoby, precious Achua, just to name a few, from the conference finals alone. Right.
Amin Alhassan
Big sneeze.
Stugotz
So I think there is definitely an affinity there. Again, it would be the kind of same situation we talk about. Miami is like, Giannis, are you prepared to go to what is essential, essentially a rebuild? And it comes back down to, I trust the front office and I trust the coaching. Now, the difference between Miami and Toronto is that Toronto actually has some stuff that's a little bit more savory to.
Amin Alhassan
Offer some stuff, or not so sweet, but savory. Scotty Barnes, right, would be a future face of the NBA, according to his coach. It seems like a possibly, obviously somebody that the Bucks would want back. And this was a quote from Brian Winhorst really quick where he said that the Raptors are trying to look for a big fish. So you would imagine that. And this is also Doug Smith, who's been at it forever at the Toronto Star. He reported Giannis and the Raptors had some mutual interest. So there is, like I said, a lot of smoke there. I don't think Giannis really cares about repeating somebody else's path. It is what it is, right? He's already done it in Milwaukee, so nobody has the path that he took. But to me, you're right. It's one of those situations where it's like the Miami Heat. If you give up on Scotty Barnes, what do we really have there? It's not like a Kawhi Leonard situation where he was forced to go over there and didn't have an option.
Stugotz
You know, if I'm the Toronto Raptors, you know what? I don't. As I'm trying to see, you know, all these people are trying to court. They're trying to court John Horst, the GM of the Bucks. Come on. Oh, man. Future pits league. Scotty Barnes. You know what? I don't want them to see the video. Scotty Barnes rollerblading, because, like, he's like, oh, Scott. Scott is like a five tool player and he's. He's young he's guys, he's. The sky's the limit. He was an All Star for the first time this year. And then the video comes out and.
Amin Alhassan
You'Re like, one of those tools is not rollerblading, apparently. And this, of course, is not Toronto. You can tell by looking at it. This is in Florida. And this is very much a Florida thing. Like, Scott is just sitting on his couch and said, you know what? I'm going to try rollerblading in the middle of a busy intersection.
Stugotz
Yeah. One of his teammates posted this. Said, like, he actually fell immediately before this video starts, which totally believable.
Amin Alhassan
He's going to mess up that face of the NBA.
Stugotz
All right, Izzy, let's go ahead and tee up the next possible destination.
Amin Alhassan
Where could that be?
Stugotz
Houston.
Billy Gill
What?
Amin Alhassan
The Houston Rockets give up on their homegrown talent that they clearly have enough of to win a championship just for this guy. No, I'm kidding. Of course. I do think that the Rockets should look into, like, they've already gone from up and coming team to team that needs a quote, unquote, like, finishing piece, if you will. Obviously, Giannis is more than that. They would have to, you know, probably give up on Jamar Jabari Smith Jr. Probably Jalen Green, probably one of those young guys on the bench, maybe a Cam Whitmore, which I think if you're a Houston Rockets fan, you're saying, okay, fine, like, I'm fine with that. Just keep me. Leave me sanguine, Leave me. Maybe the backcourt, if you want. But if you want to touch the backcourt, leave me. Amen. Thompson, if you want to bring on Giannis, do it, because that is like, win the west automatically.
Stugotz
It's like in Half Baked when they break the news to Kenny that, hey, we found a way to post your bill.
Amin Alhassan
I saw the movie just once. You're gonna have to tell me exactly what happened.
Stugotz
We gotta. We gotta bail you out, Kenny, but it's gonna involve selling drugs. I know you proud upon that. And Kenny's like, go, yeah, go sell drugs. Do what I mean to do. Get me out of here.
Amin Alhassan
All right, well, I think we have to get the headlines, but there is a possibility that the Thunder is the headline support tomorrow.
Stugotz
Let's finish out with. With the San Antonio Spurs. How about that? You want to put them next to Wembanyama and then have, like, 18 million feet of just length everywhere on the court. They'll allow, like, 14 points a game. This is the most beautiful version of defensive basketball we've ever seen. No.
Amin Alhassan
So we're we're moving on from. We're not talking about who they have to give up. We're just talking about the vision. So they would effectively be. Be like the anti warriors of 2015.
Billy Gill
Right?
Amin Alhassan
You won with all that shooting and not that much side. We win with nothing but size and defense.
Billy Gill
And you know what?
Amin Alhassan
Every once in a while, make a three pointer like that, to me is if you want to go ahead and just talk about leaving your imprint and like changing the game. You won your little championship in Milwaukee. You became, you know, the Kareem Abdul Jabbar, the Luel Cindor, and now you're going to do absolutely Wild failed with the San Antonio Spurs. That to me, is the gamble of all gambles and the move to make.
Stugotz
Yeah, I could see that. I mean, again, it's. It's like Robinson and Duncan being together where Robinson's still a great player, but then you got Duncan coming up in his prime.
Amin Alhassan
All right, well, we got one last thing. We got another sound bite from Stephen A. Smith. Turns out he was watching Oddball live.
Stugotz
All right. Amino Acid's impersonation to me is a defamatory abomination of linguistic gibberish. His acting is almost as bad as this ridiculous man's rollerblading abilities. They should both stay off the weed.
Amin Alhassan
Look, I've been a colleague of Amin Alhassan's for a long time, and I don't think I've actually seen him smoke anything. It's not really his drug of choice.
Stugotz
I don't think that was an actual Stephen A. Smith quote.
Billy Gill
Really?
Amin Alhassan
Really. So I shouldn't defend you blindly.
Stugotz
I'm brought on the limb and think that one was Dr. All right. Look at him, rollerblade. He looks like a baby giraffe.
Dan LeBatard
All right, y' all, the super bowl is in the rearview mirror. The draft is coming. Gone. So now what?
Chris Cote
Now it's time to get the crew together. You keep the fandom energy going. It doesn't stop when the Super Bowl's gone. We gather.
Dan LeBatard
Exactly. And look, just because the pads are off doesn't mean game day stops around here. We do game days even in the offseason. And what better way way to do that than with a cold drink and your people around?
Chris Cote
You've heard it all season long. Football is not a solo thing. It's a this is not a me thing. This is not an I thing. This is a we thing.
Dan LeBatard
There is no I in fandom, baby. So grab your crew, grab some Smirnoff, and get into that off season groove, summer workouts, training camp rumors, fantasy football prep. It's all coming, folks.
Chris Cote
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Stugotz
Now.
Dan LeBatard
If you've been listening to the show a lot lately, you've heard so much playoff talk. Playoff hoops. Down here in South Florida, we're especially enamored with playoff hockey. It's not just limited to the playoffs. Motorsports, tennis, golf. It's truly one of the best times in the sporting calendar. And with a weather outside, warm, warming up, it's just perfect to hop in a pool, maybe grill up some food, but most certainly crack open some Miller Lights. I just described a pretty perfect day, didn't I? And it culminates with Miller Time. There's something about a perfect grilling day. The sun's out, friends show up, and that first sip of Miller Lite just hits different I've been stocking up the cooler with it for years. This year, Miller Lite turns 50. That is five decades of cookouts, laughs and ice cold moments that never miss. And if you've listened to the show for its 20 year existence, you know this to be true. Miller Light great taste. 96 calories. Go to millerlight.com dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Cheers to 50 years of Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Co. Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – Hour 2: Okay
Release Date: June 3, 2025
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Description: Hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz delve into a vibrant mix of sports, pop culture, and local South Florida happenings, featuring unique perspectives and engaging discussions.
The episode kicks off with casual banter among the hosts, briefly touching upon sponsorships and setting a lighthearted tone for the discussions ahead. While initial segments include promotional content, the main focus swiftly transitions to pressing sports topics and amusing anecdotes.
Timestamp: 28:23 – 40:35
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to analyzing the future of Giannis Antetokounmpo, the Milwaukee Bucks’ superstar. The hosts explore various possibilities regarding which NBA team Giannis might join if he becomes a free agent.
New York Knicks Fit:
Stugotz emphasizes Giannis's compatibility with the Knicks, highlighting their need for consistent offensive production and defensive prowess.
"Giannis fulfills things... Number one, they need consistent offensive production. Number two, they need someone who can be active defensively. And so Giannis fulfills things."
(Timestamp: 29:42)
Miami Heat Scenario:
The discussion pivots to Miami Heat as a potential destination, questioning the team's ability to accommodate Giannis without a complete roster overhaul.
"If you're Miami, look, yeah, look, Bam Adebayo is not something that sneezes at... You telling them, hey, this is the best you can do for Giannis."
(Timestamp: 34:18)
Toronto Raptors Consideration:
The Raptors emerge as another contender, with historical ties and mutual interests between the franchise and Giannis. Hosts note the Raptors' track record with African-descended players and their attempts to court Giannis in the past.
"We had Kawhi Leonard path there, obviously won the championship... and there has been a little bit of smoke when it comes to the Raptors and the possibility of him heading there."
(Timestamp: 35:00)
Houston Rockets and San Antonio Spurs:
Brief mentions suggest Houston Rockets and San Antonio Spurs as less likely but entertaining possibilities, with humorous comparisons to movie scenarios.
"With Giannis, it's like win the west automatically."
(Timestamp: 38:25)
Insights:
Giannis remains a highly sought-after player in the free agency market. His prime performance and versatile skill set make him a coveted asset for any team aiming for championship contention. However, balancing team dynamics and existing rosters, particularly for teams like Miami, presents substantial challenges.
Timestamp: 05:31 – 11:11
A humorous yet critical analysis unfolds around a live broadcast where unintended audio captured the phrase "Sacred Heart has diarrhea."
Incident Breakdown:
Hosts dissect the moment when a fan's microphone picked up derogatory comments during a lacrosse game. The broadcaster's awkward handling of the situation becomes a focal point for comedy.
"Lot of people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea."
(Timestamp: 07:02)
Host Reactions:
The team humorously debates whether the incident was staged, highlighting its comedic timing and the broadcaster's discomfort.
"I love the announcer getting in there that quickly before the Ria gets out in diarrhea."
(Timestamp: 06:09)
Cultural References and Jokes:
Comparisons are made to other personalities, with Stugotz quipping the voice sounded like Sarah Spain and Josh Allen.
"That sounded like Sarah Spain... Sounds like Josh Allen."
(Timestamp: 08:08)
Insights:
The incident serves as a source of levity, showcasing the unpredictability of live sports broadcasting. It underscores the importance of professionalism while also providing ample material for humor among the hosts.
Timestamp: 02:21 – 05:24
Early in the episode, the hosts touch upon various sports news items, including the NBA draft and player names.
Cedric Coward’s Draft Status:
Discussion centers on the confusing headline about Cedric Coward remaining in the NBA draft, with the hosts poking fun at the unfortunate nature of his last name.
"It's a terrible name. Poor guy."
(Timestamp: 02:33)
Scott Blewitt’s Name Pun:
Another humorous segment highlights the kicker Scott Blewitt, whose name lends itself to puns.
"A terror. What? Put it on the poll as well. Blew it."
(Timestamp: 03:21)
Insights:
These segments demonstrate the hosts' ability to find humor in everyday sports news, making light of otherwise mundane topics through witty commentary.
Timestamp: 16:30 – 23:57
The hosts reminisce about their experiences during the COVID-19 pandemic, sharing personal anecdotes and societal observations.
Behavioral Changes:
Stories include holding breath in supermarkets, excessive sanitizing, and the psychological impacts of prolonged restrictions.
"The dumbest thing I did during COVID was hold my breath while walking by someone in a grocery store."
(Timestamp: 19:35)
Cultural Shifts:
Discussions highlight how certain behaviors, like switching pen cups in public places, became normalized, reflecting the deep-seated changes in public hygiene practices.
"I'm not trying to be on the response time to throw away journalistic credibility and get reckless."
(Timestamp: 07:45)
End of Pandemic Protocols:
The hosts humorously liken the end of pandemic measures to characters in movies moving on from chaotic situations.
"It's like a TV detective show where you have to deal with everything that happened there."
(Timestamp: 23:02)
Insights:
The reflections offer a nostalgic yet humorous take on the global upheaval caused by the pandemic. They underscore the lasting impacts on social behavior and the collective memory of unprecedented times.
Timestamp: 11:15 – 12:46
An engaging segment explores the term "cag" in basketball, a unique piece of jargon used to describe a lucky or unintended shot.
Definition and Usage:
Hosts define "cag" as a term used when a player makes a random shot that shouldn't have gone in.
"When you make a shot that banks off the side when you're shooting from that angle. It's a cag."
(Timestamp: 11:24)
Cultural Roots:
The term is explored as a distinctly Miami expression, rooted in Spanish slang.
"It's shortened from cagalera, which means diarrhea in Spanish."
(Timestamp: 12:35)
Audience Engagement:
Dan LeBatard encourages listeners to participate by choosing between phrases like "happy birthday" or "cag" for such shots.
"Put it on the poll at Lebatard show. What do you say on a lucky bank shot in basketball?"
(Timestamp: 12:24)
Insights:
This segment highlights the rich tapestry of local slang and its integration into sports terminology. It emphasizes the cultural diversity and creativity within Miami's sports community.
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The episode wraps up with the hosts summarizing the upcoming sports events and encouraging listeners to stay engaged throughout the offseason. Emphasis is placed on maintaining fandom energy with social gatherings and enjoying beverages like Smirnoff and Miller Lite responsibly.
"Just because the pads are off doesn't mean game day stops around here. We do game days even in the offseason."
(Timestamp: 40:55)
Final Insights:
Dan Le Batard and Stugotz successfully blend insightful sports analysis with relatable humor and personal anecdotes. Their dynamic interplay offers listeners a comprehensive yet entertaining exploration of current sports topics, cultural phenomena, and shared experiences.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
"Giannis fulfills things... Number one, they need consistent offensive production. Number two, they need someone who can be active defensively. And so Giannis fulfills things."
(Timestamp: 29:42)
"Lot of people saying Sacred Heart has diarrhea."
(Timestamp: 07:02)
"When you make a shot that banks off the side when you're shooting from that angle. It's a cag."
(Timestamp: 11:24)
"The dumbest thing I did during COVID was hold my breath while walking by someone in a grocery store."
(Timestamp: 19:35)
Conclusion
This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz offers a spirited blend of sports analysis, humorous anecdotes, and cultural reflections. From dissecting Giannis Antetokounmpo's potential team moves to laughing over broadcast bloopers and reminiscing about pandemic-era quirks, the hosts provide a comprehensive and entertaining narrative for their audience.