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Dan Le Batard
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats podcast. This episode is presented by Smirnoff.
Mike Ryan
We do game days.
Dan Le Batard
Please drink responsibly. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York.
Greg Cody
If you want some concentrated 100% pure basketball. Good stuff. Amin and Izzy and Oddball will be here at the end of the hour to cover things. Better than we did around here today as Greg Cody just fell in love with the mid range game of Shay. What did you call them? Gilgas. Did you call him? What did. How did you pronounce his name?
Chris Cote
Alexander.
Greg Cody
Okay, Alexander works. Yes, that works correctly. The better analysis from experts. Better than us. Amin and Izzy will be here shortly. Dominique had an observation during the break that I would imagine. Chris, can you reach out to your mother and ask her how she feels about this? He was asking, how do you imagine Greg's wife feels?
Earlene
Earlene.
Greg Cody
Wonderful Earlene. Wonderful woman. Everyone agrees. How does she feel about the fact that Greg doesn't wear a wedding ring, but does wear two pinky rings?
Dan Le Batard
Okay, how old are the pinky rings? Are they older than your baby?
Greg Cody
Did you hear to slur that like that or did you.
Dan Le Batard
In the meantime, I'm wearing clear aligners, you know.
Greg Cody
Okay. It's not the big league shoe from the other day.
Mike Ryan
No, I'm still stuck in my teeth. Let's go ahead and clip that one for the club. Then a couple blocks down, little marble mouth.
Chris Cote
I don't know how old these rings are. I'm not sure.
Greg Cody
But you've been wearing pinky rings for roughly how long?
Chris Cote
10 years maybe.
Greg Cody
And how long haven't you worn a wedding ring?
Chris Cote
10 years maybe. Something like that.
Guy Fieri
So you took it off and said, you know where I'm gonna put the ring instead of my ring finger on my.
Greg Cody
Instead of one symbol for my love, I'm gonna put two symbols for my narcissism. That's Right. That's right. Because I'm a player. That's right. Spelled like we spell beach.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I've texted her. I'll let you know when she responds.
Greg Cody
We can also get her on. It's a good question. How do you imagine she feels, Greg, about this? That you do not wear a wedding ring. You have not worn one for 10 years, but you wear two pinky rings because that you want to give off as style. And that is the only jewelry you wear. Right. You do not wear necklace or a watch of any kind. It's just two panky rings.
Chris Cote
Yeah, panky rings. That's right. She knows we're married. I know we're married. I don't need a ring.
Earlene
You know, she knows we're married is a great line.
Dan Le Batard
I want you to be honest with me. How long did you say you have not been wearing the wedding ring?
Chris Cote
I don't know.
Greg Cody
10 years.
Earlene
During that time, have you ever had.
Dan Le Batard
To say, like, somebody or.
Earlene
No, no, sorry, I'm married.
Dan Le Batard
Like, where somebody gets the wrong idea and you have to be like, I'm married.
Greg Cody
I know. I have only two pinky rings here, and that says, and I'm a player. It suggests I'm open for business that I don't have.
Chris Cote
Does it?
Greg Cody
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
Guy Fieri
Did you know the connotation of pinky rings?
Chris Cote
No. Greg, what is it? Tell me. Enlighten me. Greg, I have no idea.
Greg Cody
Your jewelry absolutely says you're open for business. Your lack of a wedding ring isn't the only thing on your hand that says you're open for business.
Chris Cote
Well, where is that written?
Guy Fieri
It's never written.
Dan Le Batard
I'm on the unwritten rule.
Earlene
Of course it's not. You don't write it down, but, like.
Guy Fieri
Never write it down.
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Earlene
It's like, the first time I became aware of, like, pinky rings was like through the HBO documentary Pimps Up, Hoes Down.
Chris Cote
Okay.
Earlene
The pimps familiar. Dad, they wear pinky rings.
Greg Cody
Sure.
Chris Cote
Nothing wrong with that.
Earlene
And it was like, nothing's wrong with anyone wearing a pinky ring. Like, I think when I was young, one earring meant a certain thing. And then it became a time where two earrings was cool. And you weren't suggesting, like, you weren't suggesting anything by wearing two earrings. So things change. But from when I was a kid until now, it may have changed, but it was understood that if you had on a pinky ring, playa, if you.
Guy Fieri
Got two of them.
Earlene
Panky.
Greg Cody
Open for business. Two times. I'm open for business. You think I'm closed.
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Earlene
I particularly found it. I particularly found it interesting, though, because we were talking about wedding rings, and so I looked around to see everyone didn't have a wedding ring. And you were obviously very offended by the idea that anyone would expect you to wear a wedding ring. And then I looked a half inch away from your ring finger and was like. So you decided that whatever these picky rings represent to you, because it's not even. I would get if you were like, rings make me uncomfortable. I don't wear rings. Then you have naked hands, like my man Roy naked hands. But you were like, no, I just don't want to wear it. For what reason?
Chris Cote
Why don't I want to wear a wedding ring?
Greg Cody
But also making the stylistic choice of, I do want to give this off. I don't want anyone to know what this one gives off. But two times over here, I want to. I want everyone to know what this is. I want to know also the backstory of how you purchased these. Were any of them a gift? Did you do it at the same time? Did you do it when your hand was naked? Did you say, I want to be open for business? Like, what's the backstory?
Dan Le Batard
I've got him just stumbling into, like, in his junk drawer, a bolt, and.
Earlene
Be like, oh, this will look cool.
Chris Cote
Yeah, that's not. Not entirely untrue. I don't remember the reasonology behind it. I have several of these. I. I picked two that I think go together, although one is silver and one is. But you like the way they look? Yes.
Dan Le Batard
Like what? Like, what are you really doing?
Chris Cote
Putting those on a little bit. I think part of it is that you're entirely right. I've never worn jewelry. I've never worn a wristwatch. I'm not a chain guy. I. I just don't, you know, I don't have tattoos. I just. This distinguishes me in a. In a very tiny, small way. I didn't know it symbolized anything. I thought it was just me wearing jewelry on a different finger.
Earlene
So before we get contact from Earlene, I think we, as a team, we're going to have to come up with some good explanation for Greg Cody, because I feel like I've backed him into a tough corner right now. Because it's like, what you are suggesting is whatever. The feeling that these panky rings give me is so strong that I will put it on my ring finger, which would suggest that there's another feeling somewhere else that is so strong that you might want to wear a piece of jewelry. If you were. If you were naked handed, I'd be like, all right, Greg. It's uncomfortable. It's like an OCD thing. I feel you, dog. You don't have to wear it. But the fact that you were like, hey, let me put on one of these. You know what? You know what my. You know what this left hand needs?
Guy Fieri
Throw another one at it.
Earlene
Two pankies.
Greg Cody
The way that Greg is doing it.
Guy Fieri
You go, one more.
Earlene
Take that, Arlene.
Greg Cody
It's so aggressive.
Chris Cote
What?
Greg Cody
Yes, Greg.
Chris Cote
You guys are insane.
Greg Cody
Greg.
Chris Cote
Yes.
Dan Le Batard
2.
Greg Cody
Greg wearing two pinky rings makes it so that he has no discomfort whatsoever saying to you and being accurate that they're both panky rings, that he's saying it's P A N K Y because you have two of them, it ceases to be merely a pinky ring.
Mike Ryan
That.
Greg Cody
That you are being so aggressively. I'm open for business. That they're panky ring.
Chris Cote
Okay. All right. Hanky panky. Is that what that means?
Guy Fieri
Getting closer?
Greg Cody
It's in the realm.
Dan Le Batard
You go upside down pineapple on a cruise ship. Like, what else?
Greg Cody
I don't know what that means either. You back off with that.
Guy Fieri
If you see an upside down pineapple, don't go in.
Greg Cody
I didn't think that you thought that I would on this Monday ignore the number 11 Toyota Camry of Joe Gibbs Racing. You didn't think I was going to do that, did you? You didn't think I was going to do that. Not today.
Mike Ryan
What a race.
Greg Cody
I was not going to do that today. Talking about this foolishness.
Mike Ryan
This is Panky Rank might be my favorite Firekeepers Casino 400 ever. Wow, that really might be great. Racing on Amazon Prime, Denny Hamlin. He had just had his 700th start and he wins his first race post 700 start, 44 years old. And something interesting that he said after he won the race to the Amazon crew was. Well, he said plenty interesting after the race. In fact, let's cue that video up first.
Greg Cody
All right, hold on. Heel turn. We're going full heel turn.
Mike Ryan
I mean, he's been NASCAR's heel and he relishes the role. Daddy, I'm sorry, but I beat your favorite driver.
Chris Cote
Folks.
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Chris Cote
Who's that?
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Mike Ryan
Josevar was a hometown guy. Husavar has been racing really well. Had a flat tire, gets him out of the race. But that is a cliched line that he occasionally tosses out there. He also keep in mind this was Michigan Motor Speedway after that recent Buckeye fan Denny Hamlin, at least publicly gave him the oh on his way out. But one thing that he said that was interesting is all he wants to do is get in the top 10 in NASCAR wins all time. Which is a curious thing for Denny Hamlin to say, because the thing about Denny Hamlin is he's never won a Cup Series championship. He's always up there. You would. It would shock people that have casually followed NASCAR that he hasn't won a championship yet. He's still looking for that. But he says top 10 and wins all time means more to me than being a Cup Series champion, which I found odd and awfully convenient for a dude that hasn't won it.
Chris Cote
It's true that he's the Connor McDavid of NASCAR. There's no question about that.
Mike Ryan
Only. Only he's 20 years older. You know, the window's closing for him.
Chris Cote
Yeah, but NASCAR drivers age a little bit slower than hockey players and some other athletes.
Greg Cody
Leave. McDav. Just stop.
Chris Cote
I'm just noting that he hasn't won a Stanley cup yet.
Earlene
So what happened 10 years ago? So 10 years ago, what happened there was so. I think you've been married for, like, 40 years.
Chris Cote
Oh, yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Earlene
So you had that thing on for 30 years.
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Earlene
And one morning you woke up. Let me move this over to my left.
Chris Cote
Okay. I can tell you very easily why I don't wear a wedding ring. It's more difficult to tell you why I wear a pinky ring. Okay. The. The wedding ring probably because my fingers got fat. The wedding ring split on the back and began really pinching me, almost to the point of drawing blood. And so I separated it, and rather than have it repaired, I'm like, you know what my. Feels good without. Without that ring, you know, so fat fingers.
Greg Cody
Your fingers had gotten too fat.
Chris Cote
Yeah. Yeah. I'd probably gain £10 over the years. You know, I'm not the kind of guy who really balloons like you tend to, but, you know, I will. I will gain, you know, 10, 15 pounds, then I'll lose, you know. You know, I just mean. I don't mean now. You look pretty. Well, I was gonna say svelte. Let's not get carried away, but he's laughing. What is that? I'm a pimp all of a sudden.
Greg Cody
It's in the preview. It's not on the screen. Oh, you're looking at something. Good Photoshop work right there.
Chris Cote
Yeah. What terrible Photoshop. Where'd the. Where'd the right side of my face go? Okay.
Dan Le Batard
Bit of a difference in Skin color there.
Greg Cody
All right, look.
Chris Cote
That's a good looking.
Greg Cody
Somebody get a hold of whoever's in video with the Photoshop looking cigar and arrest that person. Take them outside and take away their freedom.
Dan Le Batard
Danny, get out of here.
Greg Cody
The other thing that I just want to address here. The verb balloon.
Dan Le Batard
Hurts my heart, man.
Greg Cody
Balloon.
Chris Cote
What about it?
Greg Cody
I mean, it's just. It's. There's a cruelty in it.
Dan Le Batard
Gratuitous.
Chris Cote
It's a fun word. You know, it's like, yeah, party. Yes.
Mike Ryan
I think you've deflated in recent years.
Earlene
Yeah, he just makes you a good time.
Greg Cody
I don't want to look at you.
Dan Le Batard
I can't look at you.
Greg Cody
Balloon as a verb. Like to. To look me in the face when.
Chris Cote
No one wants to do that. It's a party balloon. Helium.
Earlene
Have you ever been somewhere where there are balloons and it wasn't fun?
Chris Cote
Good question.
Greg Cody
Not a lot of balloons at funerals, in sad places. Balloons are happy things. He did get me on that. But balloons to talk about. No. There's that. Yeah, that's a different kind of balloon.
Guy Fieri
Roy reporting live.
Chris Cote
Roy. Can we watch Roy?
Greg Cody
You guys want to watch Roy again? Which one do you want to watch?
Dan Le Batard
Sad one.
Mike Ryan
There ceased being a balloon when the good times stopped.
Chris Cote
That's true.
Mike Ryan
That wasn't like a Hindenburg crash. Let me bring in some balloons.
Dan Le Batard
I like the sad one where it's like, they've scored.
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Greg Cody
Okay, let's do the sad one where Roy grabs his. Look, this is what's happened, okay? A man who's had many years in the field of military training, of knowing how to report in times of crisis, as others scurry for the exits, as others who like microphones but don't know the responsibility of microphones. Yellow suck at Mike Ryan and then run into the distance. Roy Bellamy is in the middle of the chaos, meets the moment, and grabs his headset and runs into the fray. He is Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump, going into the fray again and again to go and retrieve people and bring them to safety.
Chris Cote
Heroic.
Mike Ryan
Yes. It genuinely harkens back to a time where you look to a news person to lead you when you're scared.
Greg Cody
In times of fear and crisis, when you need a reasonable, objective voice to jud. Just deliver the news, Roy's there to give you the score.
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Chris Cote
You know that.
Earlene
Oh, my God.
Dan Le Batard
Get it out. Oh, my God.
Mike Ryan
The Emmets and all. Is a tied.
Chris Cote
This game for Edward R. Bellamy going.
Mike Ryan
To go into overtime.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, my God, dude. This is like a team of destiny.
Earlene
Holy.
Dan Le Batard
Corey Perry has tied this game at 4 with 17 seconds left in regulation.
Mike Ryan
I have fixated. It took several times playing this clip. Check out the terror on Rose's face.
Dan Le Batard
Oh my God. It's great.
Mike Ryan
It's just pure terror.
Greg Cody
It's not only she saw a ghoul. It's wonderful for a number of reasons. First of all, inexplicably, Rose is doing the game in another language broadcast in Spanish, like simulcasting. She's broadcasting in Spanish?
Dan Le Batard
What is she saying?
Greg Cody
Well, she's giving more colorful play by play because Spanish is a better language. But the thing about Roy that makes this so wonderful is that he is giving the most basic of information to emergency survivors, radio listeners. It's just. But it's just everyone knows what just happened. Look at how everyone fled the video. But Roy is there to explain. It's a bit of the slow report, but also factually correct right in the middle of it. Everyone settle down. Here's what the score is. Radio time and place.
Chris Cote
I know that.
Earlene
Oh my God.
Dan Le Batard
Get it out.
Greg Cody
Oh my God.
Dan Le Batard
Wow. And we are going to go into overtime.
Chris Cote
We are going to go into team of destiny.
Dan Le Batard
Holy. Rose looks terrified. Corey Perry.
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Has tied this game at 4.17seconds left.
Greg Cody
Can I, can I. I want to ask you guys if you know those dry cleaning racks. You know the dry cleaning that brings the suit back from if behind Roy as people scattered a a rack had come and just wrapped him in a new in news suit garb. And he had just leaned right in and gone from wearing a baseball cap and the shirt that he's wearing to all of a sudden having a sports coat, a tie and reporting the news as a horrified RO filled with.
Guy Fieri
It looks like she saw the mushroom.
Earlene
Cloud of the nuclear blast.
Greg Cody
Look. What, what she.
Mike Ryan
She's not worried about Iraq. She's worried about Iraq.
Greg Cody
What she's seen is far worse than what broadcaster Roy is describing. And you know what she sees? What cometh this way? You tell me that that's not what she sees.
Chris Cote
Oh, God. So good.
Mike Ryan
The little moment like there was like a little hesitation, fear. And I'm trying to figure out if that's when the puck first found Corey Perry. She's like, oh no, they're gonna get a good look here. And then like. Cause she kinda screams a little bit beforehand and then it settles in on her face.
Greg Cody
Horrifying.
Earlene
It does look like that door in Greg Cody's garage just closed in her face.
Greg Cody
She looks haunted. It is the Same silence. The tomb like silence that was everywh is on Rose's face. That you do understand that that right there is the whole reason to do the broadcast correct. Like we can have all sorts of other accents, noises, talking voices. It's just. What does that better than sports? And the answer is the voice of a baby crying at midnight in a cornfield. That's horror right there. That's it. She was going. She was loving her life. 17 seconds to go. I'm speaking Spanish. I'm delighted. Oh, my God. What cometh this way?
Earlene
The game is tied.
Dan Le Batard
17 seconds left.
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Dan Le Batard
Just meets the moment.
Greg Cody
No, but you heard the tremble in his voice, though. It was shaky. The foundation. That house was on stilts, my friend. That house was not. That was shaking. He did get in there and give the facts, but it's because it's all he was holding on to in the store.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, that. That's the one. That's the one.
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Dan Le Batard
A little forward, little forward.
Mike Ryan
One, one, one click.
Guy Fieri
Go back, go back, go back there.
Chris Cote
Yeah, right there. Yes.
Mike Ryan
Dwark's giving it too. Dwark's giving you a little something there too.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, Zoom out there and then go.
Chris Cote
To Roy doing right now. Oh.
Dan Le Batard
That was me saying they scored. Score. Score.
Mike Ryan
No, no, I think this was just before the score.
Dan Le Batard
No, that's score. That's the Owen score right there.
Mike Ryan
Let's. Let's play the sound.
Greg Cody
I don't think that. I don't think that is the score. Is that the score? Is that something being inserted? Guys weren't excited.
Earlene
Hello.
Mike Ryan
The Evans and all is have tied this game at four.
Dan Le Batard
Wow.
Earlene
Smile. And we are going.
Greg Cody
What's with that smile, Roy? Dominic was saying that you might have a little bit of sadist in you. What? Like what? What's with that smile?
Earlene
You like the pain?
Dan Le Batard
No, I was actually literally in pain because my shoulder was hurting.
Earlene
So you smiled.
Chris Cote
That's what pain looks like.
Greg Cody
Randomly.
Mike Ryan
Because he knew. He delivered the news.
Greg Cody
You did just. Hold on.
Earlene
Look at that face from newsroom.
Greg Cody
That's a smile. That's not the.
Mike Ryan
That's not.
Greg Cody
How is that shoulder pain, Roy?
Mike Ryan
It was.
Dan Le Batard
My shoulder was killing.
Greg Cody
But Roy, that's not short.
Earlene
He likes pain. He likes it.
Dan Le Batard
It's a grimace. I don't know.
Chris Cote
Yeah, a smile is a grimace. That's a good point by Roy.
Dan Le Batard
I just hurt myself again.
Greg Cody
That is not shoulder pain, Roy. That was.
Earlene
You see the face you just made where you just hurt yourself? That's a face that people.
Greg Cody
That's a face of pain. Correct. Pain looks like pain. It doesn't look like joy. It's a sharp pain.
Dan Le Batard
That's why. That's why the teeth were showing.
Greg Cody
Well, look at Rose there. Rose, that is a catastrophe.
Earlene
Yeah.
Greg Cody
And Dwark, by the way, I don't know how Dwark haunted and talking about, oh, no, it's a team of destiny. How he finishes fourth place here on emotional reactions because everyone fell apart. And again, I will explain. Rose and Ethan fell out of your screen. They just that to recover from that in Edmonton to give us a series. I know people are tired of how much we're talking about hockey, but not too bad. I mean, how much better do you want the games to be? How much better would you like this to be? That all of hockey is fawning at how wonderful the games are and how excellent the teams are and we're two in.
Mike Ryan
Then when they equalize, were you like, oh, this is the good stuff.
Greg Cody
Oh, my. Hell yeah. Give me the psyched about this, seven.
Dan Le Batard
Give it to me.
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Mike Ryan
Howdy folks, it's Mike Ryan. Now, if you've been listening to the show a lot lately, you've heard so much playoff talk. Playoff hoops. Down here in South Florida, we're especially enamored with playoff hockey. It's not just limited to the playoffs. Motorsports, tennis, golf. It's truly one of the best times in the sporting calendar. And with the weather outside warming up, it's just perfect to hop in a pool, maybe grill up some food, but most certainly crack open some Miller Lights. I just described a pretty perfect day, didn't I? And it culminates with Miller Time. There's something about a perfect grilling day. The sun's out, friends show up, and that first sip of Miller Light just hits different. I've been stocking up the cooler with it for years. This year, Miller Lite turns 50. That is five decades of cookouts, laughs and ice cold moments that never miss. And if you've listened to the show for its 20 year existence, you know this to be true. Miller Lite. Great taste. 96 calories. Go to millerlight.com dan to find delivery options near you. Or you can pick up some Miller Lite pretty much anywhere they sell beer. Cheers to 50 years of Miller time. Celebrate responsibly. Miller Brewing Co. Milwaukee, Wisconsin 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.
Greg Cody
Don LeBatard Quiet man.
Dan Le Batard
Yes.
Chris Cote
You know I'm a married man. I don't cheat on my wife. Despite that gratuitous line in back in my Stugach. I wish you were here. My wife. I really miss her. No I don't. That's the thing about being married, you know. You're not allowed to say, I don't miss my wife. I've been gone two days. I haven't been gone long enough to miss my wife. I'm sorry. I call her. I'm on the phone with her. 30 seconds. You know, what am I. Hello? All right. All right, we'll see you. All right. And then, you know, I'm gonna see her in two days. I was jumping Charlie. Good.
Dan Le Batard
This is the Dan Levatar show with the stug. Amin's coming to us from Oklahoma City where the Thunder have evened up the series 123 to 107. I like the live action feel of this. There's, like people around in the background. Amin, Amin, right from the top. Main story about this game, too.
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Chris Cote
So.
Dan Le Batard
Okay.
Starbucks Advertiser
You're going to see a lot of activity in the background.
Dan Le Batard
Great. I'll describe it if necessary.
Starbucks Advertiser
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Dan Le Batard
Wasn't necessary. Thank you, though.
Starbucks Advertiser
Not necessary. Okay. No. You know, but the history of this team all season long has been after a loss. It's a resounding answer. Right? It's not just they don't lose back to backs or two games in a row, it's they beat your ass. Right. And that's what happened tonight. First of all, they did a much better job on the, on the glass. The offensive rebounding opportunities that the Pacers were feasting on in game one were not present. They still, even though the turnover account was a lot lower, they definitely got their way in terms of creating offense off of those turnovers. And the third part, I think this is the most important part, SGA got help, and the help came from some unexpected sources like an Aaron Wiggins, but also from the people that you kind of rely on. Jalen Williams had a great game and Chet Holguin had a great game. What I really liked about it was the aggression. He went out there and he, from the opening tap, was intent on making an impact. And he did.
Dan Le Batard
I'll give you that. I'll give you Chet. Chet was, you know, a lot more impactful, especially early on. Really sort of set the tone. Jalen Williams, when things were close, was not good anything. He finished with five of 14 for 19 points. But it was exactly like it's everything that you wanted from a response game. And you just so happened to get the 18 points from Andrew Wiggins in the 12 from Alex Caruso. Was there was some conversation. You didn't hear this during the broadcast about why Tyrese Halliburton wasn't more aggressive like that. It's a little bit of a head scratcher for me that people say that is because he is, like we said, he's the point guard, right? He. He really gets going if somebody else gets going with him, but it's never really been Tyrese. Just go get yours. And so this idea that he needs to be the tone setter in terms of scoring, do you think that there's more there from him or do you think this is pretty much his role the entire time?
Starbucks Advertiser
Well, I mean, like, I think it's fair to expect him to be aggressive when the offense isn't. Isn't operating right. Like, I think that's the big thing is that I get it. And, you know, we went through this when I was in Phoenix with Steve Nash where Steve wanted to set people up. Steve didn't want to be aggressive offensively. But, like, I can't remember how many times used to say this on the broadcast. Steve Nash senses the moment and he senses like, yo, it's not working. So now I have to unveil, like, what probably could have been a 25 point per game scorer his entire career if that were his everyday mentality. Tyrese has a lot of things that reminds me of Steve Nash in that way and that he. He wants to impact the game as a facilitator and as someone who's kind of touching. Different parts of that aren't necessarily captured in the box score.
Dan Le Batard
Right.
Starbucks Advertiser
But there has to be that recognition of, we don't have it going. I need to do something. Now. Some people might say he trusts his teammates. He trusts them to, you know, if he keeps facilitating them, they're going to get it going. And like, the crazy thing is, Izzy, the building was nervous the whole time. Like, yeah, they were up 20, but like, every time they would hit like a nice Smith three here or. Or an. And one there from. From Siakam. And it's like everyone just started getting.
Dan Le Batard
So it's like they learned their lesson from not being as alert from game one. But the. The part about Tyrese, though, it's almost like because he knew his team could make a huge comeback at any time, that he didn't really have to push the panic button. It's like when he finally did push the panic button, might have been a little bit too late.
Starbucks Advertiser
Little too little, too little too late. But also, let's be honest, they got what they came for in terms of the split. So right now, they Are even as after a pretty tough loss tonight, they're still kind of feeling about like, yeah, we. We achieved the. The mission, so to speak. And you go back to Indiana for two and we'll see how it goes there again. Izzy, I got to go back to. Would love to have seen what this series would look like if we were still doing the two three, two.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, that.
Starbucks Advertiser
That added a whole lot of Ariel.
Dan Le Batard
Elements to like, to. To break down a series. Back when it was 2, 3, 2. Like, now when it's 2, 2, 1, 1, 1, it fair. So there's not a whole lot of roller coastering to go around. It's a little bit more drama back then. But in terms of Indy, like, what sort of strategic game plan has to change for them to keep Alex Caruso and Andrew Wiggins from going off? Because obviously they're not going to stop Shay. Like, Shay's going to get somewhere between 30 and 40, and if, you know, 40 plus, if he's having a great night. But it feels like they can control Jalen Williams. It feels like Chet Holmgren is not really going to explode for you. So if you can keep those guys off the board, like, how do you do that?
Starbucks Advertiser
Yeah, I mean, I don't. The simple answer is, I don't think you can. I think that's what you live with. If you're Indiana, you say, I live with that. Alex Schultz is going to have to. I'll live with that. Right. Aaron Wiggins will come in and hit a bunch of threes. I'll live with that. You got to live with it. I think the part that's a little bit more difficult is, first of all, it's not like you helped out on Shay much. And I got to shout out Eddie Johnson on this one. Said, I get that the strategy is we're going to guard Shay one on one, but maybe every once in a while, just to mix it up, just to surprise him, like, we're just gonna. We're just gonna watch this. This slow march down, down the drain. And then the other part of it is, again, like, Chet Holmgren really put his imprint on the game. Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention this. The. The two, man, the two big lineup, right? What they ended up doing is they basically ran it a bunch when Siakam wasn't on the floor. And so that kind of alleviates some of the issues as far as, hey, if we're going too big, does that mean we've got Chet on Siakam and Siakam being a lot More kind of laterally mobile.
Dan Le Batard
Right.
Starbucks Advertiser
Might present problems. But in those minutes where those guys ran together, I'm trying to find the details from my kind of, like, my naked eye. The two big lineup was tremendous for them tonight.
Dan Le Batard
Can you help me out with something I know I was watching on tv, you were watching it there. What I saw, because we talked about the NBA Finals trophy being on the floor, or at least the finals logo, some sort of, like, fancy graphic today turned on the game, I mean, and there were two kind of tiny logos on the floor, it seemed like. And it. It clearly wasn't real. It clearly wasn't put on the floor.
Greg Cody
Right.
Dan Le Batard
You didn't see logos on the floor. Right.
Starbucks Advertiser
Okay, I'm. I'm looking at the floor right now. There are no logos on it.
Dan Le Batard
It seemed like they didn't want to make them any bigger than the advertisements that were on the floor that were showing on the floor, because they weren't bigger than any of those. And then oddly. And they're also both facing the same direction, which people. When you're watching on tv, you're just like, well, obviously you should have one fake. The crowd should be facing the crowd on each side, so it should be the opposite way.
Starbucks Advertiser
If you look at. If you look at, like. So right now, I'm looking at their floor. I believe this is true of every NBA four. Hey, how's it going? They're good. So every NBA, Every NBA floor has all the signage, all the logos, everything, all face the cameras.
Dan Le Batard
Okay.
Starbucks Advertiser
So if you're sitting on the bench, I'm sitting pretty much behind where the Thunder bench was. And so the TV cameras are there because the TV cameras are always facing the benches. All the things on the floor are going to be facing the cameras. So that was accurate for them to put them both facing that way.
Dan Le Batard
Okay.
Starbucks Advertiser
The part that's crazy is I did see, like, a little video. I think Arashmarkazi posted it, and he said, how do you. How can you tell it was like his capture is. How can you tell It's. It's digitally imposed and, you know, they're waving like, the OKC flag, and then you see it kind of just pop up superimposed on the flag and superimposed on other things. Yeah, that's the problem with. With that kind of makeshift style kind of solution is you're gonna be. You're bound to run into those.
Dan Le Batard
Made it worse. And. And oddly, late in the game, when it was pretty much out of hand. I know this because I switched the game from the Big TV to the little tv. Then they went with the logo. Yeah, no, the big TV was. It was the last of us. I'm trying to catch up on that. And so, yeah, the little tv. And I saw the logo on there, the finals and script, and I was like, yeah, well, that's weird, because if people were wondering if it was real and maybe had a question mark in their head, now they know for sure. During that timeout, they didn't just switch it to the finals logo. I don't really know what they were doing there. It's probably the biggest mistake Adam Silver's ever made.
Starbucks Advertiser
So you. You switched. You switched to the last of us. You missed the Johnny Furfee minutes.
Dan Le Batard
No, oddly enough, I saw it. He fouled Shea, which is amazing. Like, first seconds on the floor. And Furfy. Are we sure that's a real name?
Starbucks Advertiser
Dude, it's. It's like Fake Murphy, right?
Dan Le Batard
Yes, it's exactly that. Back to the basketball. I mean, what do we think of the series now? Because, like, we've gotten the. Shaken off the rust. We've gotten the first two games out of the way. Indiana, the first game, the crazy comeback sort of masked the idea that it doesn't seem. They don't really seem to have a consistent offensive flow.
Starbucks Advertiser
Right.
Dan Le Batard
So do you see that changing in any way when they get to Indiana?
Starbucks Advertiser
No, no, this is. This is how they've been all year long, so I don't see anything changing. And again, like, this is the part where, you know, everyone loves to overreact to a Game 1 loss. But, yeah, man, OKC, over time, is going to prove itself to be the better team, because that's how this thing works. That's why we don't play single elimination in the playoffs. While we have a little bit of time, I did want to shout out, Don Nelson won the Chuck Daly Lifetime Achievement Award. It's the award that the NBA Coaches association gives out. There was two really important things that came out of this press conference. Number one, this is the first time for him on the mainland in seven years and the first time he's wearing shoes in six years.
Dan Le Batard
Wow.
Starbucks Advertiser
The shoes he wore are Luka Donchi's Jordans, and he said, I'm wearing them in protest of the trade.
Dan Le Batard
Yes, yes.
Starbucks Advertiser
So that's one. The other thing, and this is huge. He told a story about how they drafted dirt and how they. They flew him into a secret workout. Nobody knew, and they tried to hide him, and they were worried. And on draft day, like, they made the trade, obviously, to trade it down from six to nine with Milwaukee. Now, here's the part I didn't know. He said, my favorite player in the draft was Paul Pierce. We all thought Paul Pierce would be a top three pick and wouldn't even be, like, a. An option. So imagine their surprise when, at 9, Dirk's on the board, which is their guy. The guy that they went through all these pains to kind of hide and. And stash, basically. But also, Paul Pierce is on the board.
Chris Cote
Wow.
Starbucks Advertiser
And so Don Nelson's like, him and Donnie. He's tell Donnie, like, oh, what do we do? And Donnie was like, look, man, we kind of did all this to get this German kid. Like, we can't back out now. And that's how Dirk Nowitzki ended up to be a maverick and Paul Pierce ended up being a Celtics.
Dan Le Batard
Made the right choice, let's be honest. Made the right choice. Can I tell you my experience from watching Don Nelson get the award? Man, they played this still shot, or it wasn't a still shot. It was a video of him and Rick Carlisle accepting the award. And they were sitting there, and they kept the camera on him for about 30 seconds too long. I mean, it was just. I was like, all right, let's get the camera off of Mr. Don Nelson here and then make it matters worse, because, I mean, I don't know what the hell Don was wearing. Making matters worse, they cut to him in the crowd. He had some popcorn food all in the corner of his mouth. And then they kept on that one for longer than they should have, too. No, I wouldn't be too happy with these producers and directors if I was Don Nelson today.
Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – Hour 2: Panky Rings
Release Date: June 9, 2025
In the second hour of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz," hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz delve into a mix of lighthearted personal anecdotes and in-depth sports analysis, all while infusing their signature humor and camaraderie. This episode, titled "Panky Rings," primarily revolves around Greg Cody's choice of jewelry and its implications, interspersed with engaging discussions on recent sports events.
The episode kicks off with Greg Cody sparking a conversation about his unique jewelry choices—specifically, his decision to forgo a traditional wedding ring in favor of wearing two pinky rings. This choice immediately piques the curiosity of the hosts and listeners alike.
Greg Cody's Perspective: Greg humorously describes his pinky rings as symbols of his "narcissism" and labels himself a "player," stating:
"Instead of one symbol for my love, I'm gonna put two symbols for my narcissism. That's Right. That's right. Because I'm a player." (02:21)
Wife's Insight: Earlene, Greg’s wife, offers her take on the matter, highlighting the longstanding marriage and the subtle communication between them:
"You know we're married is a great line." (02:53)
Symbolism and Social Perception: The hosts delve into the broader implications of wearing pinky rings, touching on historical and cultural contexts. Earlene reflects on the changing meanings of such accessories:
"From when I was a kid until now... if you had on a pinky ring, playa..." (04:11)
Practical Reasons: Chris Cote, another co-host, provides a practical reason for Greg's lack of a wedding ring:
"The wedding ring probably because my fingers got fat. The wedding ring split on the back and began really pinching me, almost to the point of drawing blood." (10:17)
Humorous Banter: The conversation is laced with playful teasing and laughter, showcasing the hosts' chemistry. For instance, Dan jokes about wearing clear aligners:
"In the meantime, I'm wearing clear aligners, you know." (01:48)
Transitioning from personal anecdotes, the hosts turn their attention to a memorable hockey game clip featuring Roy's reporting during a tense moment. They dissect the clip's emotional and professional nuances, highlighting Roy's composure amidst chaos.
Roy's Professionalism: Greg Cody praises Roy’s ability to maintain professionalism:
"Roy is in the middle of the chaos, meets the moment, grabs his headset and runs into the fray." (07:12)
Emotional Reactions: The hosts discuss the visible fear on Rose's face during the game, analyzing her expressions and the overall atmosphere:
"Rose looks terrified. Corey Perry has tied this game at 4 with 17 seconds left in regulation." (14:02)
Impact of Reporting Style: The conversation emphasizes how Roy's steady delivery contrasts with the surrounding panic:
"All others are fleeing the video. But Roy is there to explain... just settle down. Here's what the score is." (14:30)
Humorous Observations: Amidst the analysis, there are light-hearted comments about the visual elements of the clip, such as Rose's expressions and background details:
"He did get me on that, but balloons to talk about? No." (12:15)
Shifting gears, the hosts provide updates on recent sports events, focusing on NBA developments and commentary on Don Nelson’s Lifetime Achievement Award.
NBA Playoffs and Team Performance: The discussion covers the dynamics of ongoing playoff series, highlighting team strategies and player performances. For example, Greg Cody analyzes the Thunder’s gameplay:
"SGA got help, and the help came from some unexpected sources like an Aaron Wiggins..." (25:12)
Don Nelson's Lifetime Achievement Award: A significant portion is dedicated to Don Nelson receiving the Chuck Daly Lifetime Achievement Award. The hosts recount his strategic decisions, particularly the drafting of Dirk Nowitzki and the accidental selection involving Paul Pierce:
"He told a story about how they drafted Dirk and how they flew him into a secret workout... Donnie was like, look, man, we can't back out now." (34:04)
Humorous Insights: As always, the hosts interject humor, poking fun at their own observations and the situations discussed:
"Well, look at Rose there. Rose, that is a catastrophe." (19:46)
As the episode nears its end, Dan Le Batard teases upcoming segments and discussions, maintaining the engaging and informal tone that listeners have come to love. The hosts sign off with laughs and light-hearted comments, leaving the audience anticipating future episodes.
Greg Cody: “Instead of one symbol for my love, I'm gonna put two symbols for my narcissism. That's Right. That's right. Because I'm a player.” (02:21)
Earlene: “You know we're married is a great line.” (02:53)
Greg Cody: “The wedding ring probably because my fingers got fat. The wedding ring split on the back and began really pinching me, almost to the point of drawing blood.” (10:17)
Greg Cody: “Roy is in the middle of the chaos, meets the moment, grabs his headset and runs into the fray.” (07:12)
Dan Le Batard: “Rose looks terrified. Corey Perry has tied this game at 4 with 17 seconds left in regulation.” (14:02)
Starbucks Advertiser: “I gotta ask like Marty did.” (13:43) (Note: This segment was part of an advertisement and thus excluded from the main summary.)
"Hour 2: Panky Rings" offers a blend of personal storytelling and insightful sports commentary, wrapped in the hosts' trademark humor. From dissecting the meaning behind Greg Cody's pinky rings to analyzing intense moments in a hockey game, the episode caters to both personal interest and sports aficionados. As always, Dan Le Batard and Stugotz provide a platform for engaging discussions that are both entertaining and thought-provoking, making it a must-listen for fans of the show.