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Dan Le Batard
This is the Dan Levator show with the Stugats podcast.
Jon Weiner
It is time for Stu guys to.
Mike Ryan
Share his game notes.
Jon Weiner
No one in the media will tell.
Dan Le Batard
You what happened better than my boy Stu.
Jon Weiner
Weekend observations are brought to you by Miller Lite.
Mike Ryan
That's awkward.
Jon Weiner
What happened?
Mike Ryan
I mean, it's just awkward. It's my boy Stu. And then it's not Stu, it's you.
Jon Weiner
But my boy you.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. Doesn't really work.
Jon Weiner
Dan. He had a rough start to the series, but like any great player with their backs against the wall, he rose to the occasion, facing 23 shots and saving every bleeping one. And Dan, just like that. Make no mistake about it. After a shutout playoff, Bobrovsky is back.
Amin Elhassan
My dog, let's go.
Jon Weiner
Celtics shooting 50% from three this series in their win and under 30% from three in their losses. You know what they say, Dano. You live by the three, you die by the three. And the Celtics are dying.
Mike Ryan
Yes.
Jon Weiner
Knicks deserve to lose for wearing an alternate jersey at Madison Square Garden, the Mecca. You don't wear navy uniforms in your biggest game of the season. What happened to just wearing white at home?
Chris Cote
Dude, I don't know what the Pacers uniform is anymore.
Jon Weiner
Just wear white. Home team wears white. Why are we complicating things? No beeps. Okay. Boston Celtics. The rare season that ends along with next season. 2. Tough break for old Jayson Tatum, huh?
Mike Ryan
Is that what we're doing? Is that. I know it's a tough injury to come back from. I know he won't get back till late next season, but we're gonna knock two seasons seasons out with that injury.
Jon Weiner
They're done. Yeah, they're done. Unless they trade for Giannis. No Beeps. The M in Mikhail Bridges stands for mid range. Mid range, lost art. Top five mid ranges in NBA history. Oli. Tyrone Hill. 18 foot pick and pop. Number five, Chris Paul.
Chris Cote
I've already got a problem with this list.
Jon Weiner
Number four, Richard Hamilton.
Priceline Marketing Team
Rip.
Jon Weiner
Rip. Number three, DeMar DeRozan. Number two, Michael Jordan. Number one, Shawn Livingston.
Chris Cote
I agree with your number one.
Jon Weiner
He never missed.
Chris Cote
I agree your number one is perfect, actually ahead of Michael Jordan.
Mike Ryan
It was an amazing stat. Shaun Livingston never missed a mid range jump.
Jon Weiner
Not once. Don't look now. Here come the Cardinals.
Chris Cote
Which ones? Ones in Rome.
Jon Weiner
UFL. The showboats. 1 and 6 minus 93 point differential. Hey, showboats. Maybe it's time for a name change. Showboat be sinking.
Chris Cote
I mean, it was tough to survive that. Ken Wizen Hunt stepping down right before the season started.
Jon Weiner
Showboats sink it fast. Top five sunken boats. Oli, USS Arizona. Thank you for your service. Number five, the ship from Robinson Crusoe. Number four, the SS Minnow. Number three, the Black Pearl. Number two, the Showboats. Number one, Tiger. Titanic. Panthers, Maple Leafs. We're waiting. Series hasn't started yet.
Amin Elhassan
Dan, get out of here.
Jon Weiner
It hasn't started.
Amin Elhassan
What if it goes 7 games? Home team wins every game. These series never happened.
Jon Weiner
Wouldn't have started then. We'd still be waiting. Nobody.
Mike Ryan
What are you not understanding about this?
Amin Elhassan
Dumb. It's a dumb saying.
Mike Ryan
What do you mean it's dumb?
Jon Weiner
It's.
Mike Ryan
It was authored by that seat. What do you mean that seat says. That's a dumb saying.
Chris Cote
He did. He did not invent that.
Amin Elhassan
I mean, it's dumb. I almost puked in games three and four. And you're telling me that the series hadn't started?
Jon Weiner
Hasn't started yet.
Chris Cote
This show did actually invent something, though, which is the wake the kids up game. You can't see OKC versus Sirs.
Mike Ryan
Wake them up.
Chris Cote
Wake those kids up. Do not put those kids to bed.
Amin Elhassan
We do that in my house.
Chris Cote
Let them watch.
Amin Elhassan
We do that. We have wake the kids games.
Chris Cote
Let the boys watch.
Mike Ryan
Let the boys watch.
Amin Elhassan
The boys watch.
Jon Weiner
Nobody, and I mean nobody, kills a puck in the corner like the Florida Panthers. That's the truth. Absolutely.
Amin Elhassan
I loved it in. In game three. Like the ovation that the crowd gave.
Chris Cote
With like a minute 30 left, everybody giving the elbows. Like you remember when they did that in game.
Zyn Marketing Team
It's so better than porn.
Dan Le Batard
Like, you started out.
Mike Ryan
Philly, wouldn't you agree that it's sort of a pathetic thing to be great at? Like a proud of. Like, we can keep you in the corner for 90 seconds.
Dan Le Batard
Like nobody's business healing the football.
Amin Elhassan
Trap that puck right up against Billy.
Mike Ryan
Do I have it wrong when I say that the greatest moment from last season Was those last 90 seconds on the call?
Amin Elhassan
12 seconds.
Mike Ryan
Oh, my God.
Zyn Marketing Team
Better than porn.
Chris Cote
I remember that.
Dan Le Batard
For those who don't, porn's great.
Jon Weiner
Nothing is more Florida than chanting usa. With only four Americans on your roster.
Zyn Marketing Team
I'm surprised we have four.
Jon Weiner
Name them.
Amin Elhassan
Zaslow Auston Matthews. Must been so mad when the crowd here chanted usa.
Chris Cote
Who are the four Americans? I know.
Zyn Marketing Team
We got kacha.
Chris Cote
Yeah. That's a one.
Jon Weiner
That's.
Chris Cote
That's the one. I don't think. Is there another one? Wait. It's like A.J. greer. American. That I don't like.
Amin Elhassan
Set Jones.
Zyn Marketing Team
Set Jones.
Chris Cote
Set Jones. Yeah.
Jon Weiner
I get the Rockies. We're 7:33. But you can't fire Bud Black minutes after a win. Let him have the night.
Amin Elhassan
It's good. Bounce back.
Jon Weiner
Bud Black, great name for a baseball manager. Also Bud Black, great name for a weed strain smoking. That Bud Black. SEC softball championship was canceled for weather. And Oklahoma and Texas A and M were declared co champions. Hey, sec, if you have two champions, you have none.
Chris Cote
The arms race in nil for softball is insane.
Amin Elhassan
Nate Schmidt.
Chris Cote
Is he American?
Dan Le Batard
He's right.
Jon Weiner
Yeah.
Chris Cote
Mackie Samiskiewicz.
Jon Weiner
No, there's no way.
Dan Le Batard
He's right about that too.
Chris Cote
Mackie.
Zyn Marketing Team
Oh, those are the four.
Chris Cote
We have four.
Dan Le Batard
There's actually five.
Mike Ryan
What?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. Breaking news.
Chris Cote
Who's the fifth?
Dan Le Batard
Nate Schmidt. You said?
Jon Weiner
Okay, while you do this research, Jacob.
Chris Cote
Megna I don't know who that is.
Amin Elhassan
His defenseman. He played a few games for us.
Dan Le Batard
He's a plantation. Florida.
Mike Ryan
That's not a great weed strain. Jacob Meghna.
Jon Weiner
Indiana Pacers. Do it in the finals. Cleveland Cavaliers. Do it in the playoffs. Jamal Murray. Do it in the regular season.
Chris Cote
What?
Jon Weiner
Pause for laughter. Shula's Joe Jackson. Do it with shoes on. Pete Rose. Do it when you're alive. Oh, no. What happened? Nico Harrison. Chest, not checkers. Hey, Mavericks fans. The ones that booed Nico for trading Luka. You can't cheer for Cooper Flag. Hey, Heat fans, the ones that didn't want to get the number one overall pick. 1.8% chance. Doesn't look so bad now. At least you'll always have the most lopsided series in NBA playoff history.
Amin Elhassan
What about the Zaslow game?
Chris Cote
You got to see Pearl Jam. So that's an important thing.
Priceline Marketing Team
Twice.
Chris Cote
How does transitive property work with the pacers? Are they 244 points better than the Miami Heat?
Jon Weiner
At least Nico Harrison getting rewarded after screwing up. Nico Harrison. The stugats is strong in you. Nothing is more American than immediately wondering what teams the new Pope cheers for. White Sox, by the way. South side. Dodgers, 500 over the last 10 games. Overrated. Shohei Ohtani. Do it from the mound. Top five athletes that connote the Pope and the conclave. Number five, Ryan Church. Number four, Bishop Sankey. Number three, Brian Cardinal. Number two, Kavosi Smoke. Number one, Mark Pope. Is it.
Chris Cote
I thought it was kvasi.
Jon Weiner
Yeah, that's what happens. Someone else writes a joke. Minnesota Twins getting hot. Dan, do you know what the P in Michael Porter Jr. Stands for? It stands for pass the ball to Jokic.
Mike Ryan
He was terrible last night.
Jon Weiner
I mean, what the hell is he doing? Speaking of hell, Art Briles. Dan, those are the weekend observations.
Mike Ryan
I have a couple of questions for you guys. I believe you guys might not have caught this, that we have our first historic zone. Zaz Snort. Laughing at something on the air. Did you guys hear the. I did.
Chris Cote
I was like, did he burp?
Mike Ryan
No, it was a little snort. And he was laughing at the idea of a weed strain being named Bud Black. Let's come up with some names, athlete names that I think we could do better than Bud Black. I wanted to ask you guys something else, though, about pathetic things that a champion can be proud of. Because the amount of pride that just came through this room at the idea that this group has a hockey team that better than anyone can put a puck in a corner and you can think at the end of game seven last year, is that Connor McDavid wide open right in front of the net? No, he's not. Because the puck is never going to get there. And it looks like he's. Why would they leave him that open? Because he's not open. Because that's where the puck dies for the remainder of the season. That's where your season dies. You're not going to get it out of there. Explain to me something more goosebumps. Explain to me something more pathetic than that, but also more wonderful. Because the person listening to this who doesn't care about the Panthers says to him or herself, I'm not taking pride in something like that.
Chris Cote
They literally worked on that play in training camp, Dan. Like they practiced that.
Amin Elhassan
Like it's not pathetic. They're a dump and chase team who wins puck battles against the boards. And in the biggest moment in franchise history, they did exactly what they were supposed to do to perfection.
Jon Weiner
This is like the hockey equivalent of the Heat. That said that the Ray Allen shot, they practice that every single day where everyone has to lie down on the ground and then they throw the ball up and Ray has to get up, run to the corner, catch and shoot. Although that's a much more exciting play than they kept the puck in the corner for.
Mike Ryan
See, this is the reason I bring it up to you, Amin specifically is because wherever it is that people love defensive basketball, love this. Zas loves defense in general, okay? But I would say, you know, the New Jersey Devils were once upon a time ruining playoffs off hockey with an illegal style of play now, but strangling games to death. And so you guys taking pride in this is funny, but you and and the team is multifaceted. So it's not just doing that, but that is a trait that other teams don't like.
Amin Elhassan
That 2 nothing win for the Panthers in game 4 as opposed to the 54 overtime win in game 3. That 2 nothing win is like you're whispering sweet nothings into my ear. Like that's my game right there.
Chris Cote
A lot of people don't pay attention to defense and just think it's like happening in your own zone. But pay attention to this series because you have four of the best defensive forwards on the planet. Mitch Marner, Auston, Matthews, Barkov, and who I hope wins a Selkie and Sam Reinhart. Just watch what they do when the puck is in Toronto zone and how they chase and how they wreak havoc. And look at what Toronto's done in the neutral zone this series. Like, if you like defense, this is a delightful thing to watch.
Zyn Marketing Team
And you don't even mention Lundell there. Lundell is up and coming in that conversation.
Chris Cote
Oh, Lisa R. Is probably the most underrated player in the NHL. He's probably been Florida's best player throughout these playoffs in terms of consistency.
Amin Elhassan
And finally, you got Forsling, who looks like Gustav Forsling. I mean, the defense, like, bottle. I forget who it was on the breakaway, but he bottled him up before Bobrovsky had to make it easier.
Mike Ryan
Is Dry Sidle a good weed strain?
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Jon Weiner
Hell no. No, Leon.
Chris Cote
Dry side.
Mike Ryan
No.
Jon Weiner
No, that's. No. You need something that people can pronounce. What about.
Amin Elhassan
What about Nugent Hopkins?
Jon Weiner
Nugent smoking on that. Nugent is like.
Mike Ryan
That's.
Chris Cote
What about Evander Kane?
Jon Weiner
Oh, yeah, wait a second. That's something else. I got a question about hockey. Defense. I find this to be very called defense. Well, I say defense because I come from the hardwood.
Dan Le Batard
It's a goaltender, goalkeeper scenario.
Chris Cote
We actually had a defense chant, which is rare at a hockey game, and they weren't doing defense.
Dan Le Batard
How about Charlie Hustle? That a good spot.
Chris Cote
That is a great drug train. It's a great weed train.
Jon Weiner
Do it when you're alive.
Chris Cote
Attinger.
Dan Le Batard
What do you think caused it?
Jon Weiner
Charlie Hustle.
Chris Cote
Hella buck.
Amin Elhassan
Smoking that Helle book.
Jon Weiner
Smoking that shoeless. That shoeless Joe Jackson. Like, where are my shoes? Oh, my God. This is good. Wow. Right? And then.
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Dan Le Batard
Don LeBatard I thought that we were past the Lightning. I thought that we were better than the Lightning, and we didn't give the Lightning any mind. This is loser mentality.
Chris Cote
No, no. Last year's shirt was World War Three.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Chris Cote
Our group chat has a good feeling about this.
Dan Le Batard
The pants, the Lightning. The Lightning aren't shit to me. I'm just gonna come right out and tell you right now. We have surpassed the Lightning. They're not a formidable foe. They're a joke Stugats. I don't take them seriously at all. Strike me by Lightning. I don't care. Nothing's gonna happen to me. Lightning are soft. I'm not giving them any mind. I'm not paying attention to them. This series. On to the next round. This is the Dan lebatar Show with the Stugats.
Mike Ryan
When it comes to defense in general, I mean, I do believe it's going to be a little bit confusing to pick people when they crown Shay Gilgeous Alexander, if indeed they do that. We've been talking so much about stars and star players and star players and star players, and we undervalue defense so much that we don't pay attention. That team won 68 games. Yeah, they can get free throws and they're very good, but defensively, they're extraordinary. And when that holds up the championship, it's unsatisfying.
Jon Weiner
Well, Dan, a couple of things. Number one, told you in January that these guys are going to win. So I want to again, make it pretty clear. I was out on that Oklahoma City thing pretty early because maybe you want.
Mike Ryan
To take a victory lap. That went so well last time.
Amin Elhassan
He still might not win this series.
Jon Weiner
Sure. The thing I wanted to ask about defense, I find in basketball, it's pretty frustrating to me that we tend to not give the defense credit. Forget about not knowing how to measure it. We don't give it credit. Right. So Jokic has bad games with an S in this series, and it turns into, what's wrong with Jokic? Not what is Oklahoma City doing that is making him so uncomfortable? And that was the question I was going to ask you guys before you just sang the praises of every single player on the defense. I'm like, all right, get to the point. Like in hockey, do people praise the defense or do they just say, man, Auston Matthews had a bad night again.
Chris Cote
Well, Auston Matthews has been playing well defensively in this series, as has Marner, but that's not what they give them the big time money for. Auston Matthews can make the same amount of money that he makes right now, not giving a flying F about defense because they pay him to score goals and help others score goals. Which is why the Toronto media is asking, where is he? And Mitch Marner has zero shots in the last two games.
Amin Elhassan
Like, I mean, this was certainly the narrative last year where each round wow, the Panthers have bottled up Kucherov, Wow, the Panthers have bottled up Samanajad and wow, the Panthers have bottled up dry side. Like that was it every series.
Jon Weiner
Smoking on as a minute. Jad. I kind of like that one.
Mike Ryan
A Zaslo snort. Should we feel honored? I do that. I feel like it's one of the highest honors that you can get.
Amin Elhassan
Why is it when you're younger if you snort, it's like, embarrassing. I snort sometimes when I laugh. Whatever.
Jon Weiner
I feel the same way. It's like, why do people make fun of you when you cough after taking a pull out that Zaza patchouli.
Mike Ryan
That's a good one.
Dan Le Batard
Why is Max going back to HBO Max?
Chris Cote
Is this a Nathan Fielder bit? Is this like going from HBO Max?
Dan Le Batard
I feel like they just change the Max logo also to look more like HBO now they're changing the name back.
Chris Cote
It's. It's a Nathan Fielder thing.
Jon Weiner
I don't know if my own life is real. I think Nathan Fielder is going to walk out with that laptop on, on that harness and just kind of like.
Zyn Marketing Team
That looks so cool.
Jon Weiner
No, it doesn't.
Zyn Marketing Team
Come on, man.
Dan Le Batard
What?
Chris Cote
It does.
Zyn Marketing Team
He looks like this guy's taking care of business.
Dan Le Batard
You should get one of those. When's your birthday? Hey, isn't your birthday, like now next week? All right. Dan, laptop holder for his waist.
Mike Ryan
The amin here. Like all great art, okay. You will eventually come to moral conundrums that will ask you, make you ask yourself questions. The best of art. And that show is a wonder and delight. And I am confused by both the HBO Max Max switch. But I'm also confused this age when really talented people are having trouble getting things made because there are just a few people making them. And I don't think people totally realize, like, the threat AI and that writers strike, like what's happening in Hollywood, the idea that this person is being given this budget to make this thing. I don't know how many More chances. You're gonna see that someone gets the chance to do that because of how ambitious this television show is and because Amin, for one, has questions about art and the moral of the television show.
Jon Weiner
Dan, as people know, I'm a guy with a pretty low tolerance to. Or a high tolerance. Excuse me, to shenanigans. Right. I don't get uncomfortable. I don't get cringy. I hate when the kids are like, oh, it's too cringe. Nah, laugh at it. It's funny. But this last episode of the rehearsal, I cringed. I was like. There was a point where I literally yelled at my tv. Nathan. No, no, Nathan. Because, like, he's just stacking on. And at some point, I feel like, am I wrong to enjoy this? He's exploiting people. He's exploiting people. This isn't. It's. It's not funny anymore, except it is hilarious. But I thought the point in the.
Amin Elhassan
Show is that he's helping people.
Dan Le Batard
No, that's his other show.
Jon Weiner
What? No, no, he's. He's helped.
Chris Cote
Well, he is, like, ultimately, like, aiming to help a lot of people.
Jon Weiner
Yes. Like, he's supposed to. This is the theme for this season is trying to fix air safety. Basically, the reason why we have these crashes is because the pilots and the co pilots have a very tenuous relationship. That is the premise. Now, as he's exploring this and how.
Amin Elhassan
I like hearing that.
Jon Weiner
Well, no, but it's like he's trying to save it.
Chris Cote
There's so many recreations of air tragedies that'll make you pull your hair out.
Amin Elhassan
I mean, you're telling me, like, next time I'm gonna be on a flight, I'm gonna be thinking to myself, those two guys who are in control, like, they're not getting along.
Chris Cote
Zaz, it's already changing things.
Dan Le Batard
It's worse than they're not getting along. They didn't know each other three minutes before they stepped on the plan.
Jon Weiner
Crazy. And. And the. The power dynamic is such that the co pilot, even though he's there to be like a check and balance. You can't check that man over there because. Or that woman over there because if you do, that might be your ass. So. So they just go along.
Amin Elhassan
Why is it your ass?
Jon Weiner
I mean, that might be because the.
Chris Cote
Pilot has so much power.
Dan Le Batard
Different now. You can't say things that you used to, because if you do, you get banned from all these social media dating sites without explanation.
Jon Weiner
Shout out to pilot Jeff. But yeah, so. So, like, that's a real thing. Apparently I didn't know about it until I started watching this show. The problem is him exploring how to fix that and how to enhance that leads him on all these side quests. And the side quests keep ratcheting up the uncomfortable, like, feelings. Which is fine. It was all funny with the Paramount plus is kind of Nazi Germany thing. Like, all that stuff was haha. Up until you get to the point where you have actors and he's telling them, hey, go as far as you want in this romantic scene. And then you bring in their significant others to watch from behind the scenes. I cringed for the first time in my life.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, first time in your life. Isn't that the whole premise of Cheaters? Like, the whole, like, isn't this. Isn't this cringe? Television for profit, something that is you can't turn away from?
Chris Cote
This is high scene? No, of course there's no comparison between Cheaters.
Mike Ryan
Look, I'm saying the same for a meme to cringe when Amin says he's got a high tolerance for this. Amin would like to put comedy above most of our sensibilities.
Amin Elhassan
I get very uncomfortable with that kind of stuff.
Jon Weiner
Dude, you'll be, I'm going to watch a show.
Amin Elhassan
Like, I'm into it, but I get really, like, I may have to turn away first season.
Dan Le Batard
He might have scarred a kid for life.
Jon Weiner
Yeah, the part where he was raising a kid. Someone asked me the other day, like, you didn't think that was bad? And I said, I mean, I did. I just didn't cringe. I was like, oh, come on, Nathan. But I wasn't. I was like, yesterday or this week, I was like, watching that.
Mike Ryan
Zaz, what was the trailer you saw recently that you were talking about of a horror movie that made you like, are you skittish about these things?
Amin Elhassan
So we love horror movies in my house. Me, my two boys, we. We go to the movies. We go to the movies for Marvel movies, you know, superhero movies and horror movies. We see all the horror movies in the theater, but this movie in particular, it's called Weapons. Have you seen the trailer for this? Anyone? Weapon. What's your name? Julia Garner.
Chris Cote
I've seen it on mute. I know it's got the people talk.
Amin Elhassan
Josh Brolin.
Chris Cote
I've been asked about this trailer and.
Amin Elhassan
I've been oh to it. So the trailer for this movie, Weapons, and the trailer is so creepy. These. It shows these kids, like, they're running out of their homes in the middle of the night in darkness, and. And they're going missing and something is happening and the kids there, and it's freaking me out. Every time I see the trailer, I'm really scared of it. But I have to go see it. I have to find out why are the kids running out of these homes. And I'm scared. But I gotta know. I have to know.
Jon Weiner
Is this a generational thing? You said Josh Bolin and you said Thanos. Yeah, I thought of Bran from the Goonies. Josh Bowen's always going to be Mikey's older brother. I'm just saying the Goonies is the Goonies.
Chris Cote
He's old.
Amin Elhassan
I get it. But you see Sean Astin, do you say Goonies?
Chris Cote
I say Rooney.
Jon Weiner
I say Rudy.
Chris Cote
Yeah, Rudy. Yeah.
Jon Weiner
But I don't say Lord of the Rings or Encino man or any other.
Chris Cote
That's right, because you're not a virgin.
Mike Ryan
I would like to talk to you guys about the state of the movie industry in general. The R rated movie. I don't know how many of you are watching Seth Rogen and what he's doing on Apple TV with the studio. And I don't know. I think it's critically acclaimed, it's funny. And I found that it's getting harder and harder to make some of this stuff funny.
Jon Weiner
What you guys didn't like, you guys were dying at the Kool Aid episode where they're trying to cast. Yeah, like, but. But like the funny. To me, the hilarity is the kernel of truth in it, which is these are the types of. It's not. Obviously it's trumped up for comedic purposes, but these are the type of dumbass conversations they have. Oh, we can't have that. Oh, it's too. We got it. We gotta have someone who's this, oh, how do we have representation? And then it's like you stray so far from making the thing into just trying to answer the. The disembodied voice of the Internet saying, how could you cast such and such and such and such. It's the same thing with the Snow White. Brad Williams from the show was talking about this because originally it was supposed to be little people playing the dwarves. And then Dinklage comes out and says, that's so beneath us. And every single Dwarf actor in Hollywood is like, it's beneath you, you pompous ass. The rest of us need dubs. We can't go out and get regular kind of roles or whatever because of the prejudices in Hollywood. So he basically effectively killed at least seven jobs, maybe even more. When you talk about stunt people, I.
Chris Cote
Want to seize on Something Dan said about R rated comedies. Because I think that like since the 1960s, we've never had such a long stretch of unpopular R rated comedies. They're just not even making them anymore, let alone like they don't even have an opportunity to succeed or fail at the box office. And I think the natural place that people went was the societal shift that happened in the teens. Like if you watch Wedding Crashers, if you watch 40 Year Old Virgin even, there are things and lines in those movies that you can't get this movie made. You can't get a laugh out of that line anymore.
Jon Weiner
Do you like to do it yourself?
Chris Cote
There's so many things from those. Which was probably the early 2000s, a golden era of what is considered to be a golden era of raunchy, raunchy comedy. And it's a lost art form. But now there is one specific movie and one studio in a 24 that's trying to bring the R rated comedy.
Amin Elhassan
Everything they put out is great. That studio, it's great to be a.
Chris Cote
Tastemaker in that way. Like if you see the A24 script logo, you're like, okay, I'm in. I'm giving this shit.
Amin Elhassan
They do awesome horror movies.
Chris Cote
Well, they're venturing into comedy with an R rated comedy. I got to co host a screening yesterday at the University of Miami for this movie Friendship and guys, I'm here to tell you, I think R rated comedies are back.
Jon Weiner
Then just like that. Make no mistake, R rated comedies are back.
Mike Ryan
So hold on. Tim Robinson, he's meeting this, he meets his standard with what he's doing with Paul Rudd. Because his standard is now in a tastemaker comedy place where if he makes it, people are curious because he's so odd.
Jon Weiner
So one of the EPs of the movie, Alexis Garcia, who's a proud son of Miami, right, He talked to us before the screening and he said, look, here's the deal. I was a huge fan of I think you should leave. I'm a huge fan of Tim Robinson's comedy. And I said, man, I want to make something with him in it. But here's the thing. How do you sell it to the studio? And he sold it to the studio.
Chris Cote
As a low budget Paul Rudd comedy.
Jon Weiner
So Paul Rudd is kind of like the Trojan horse that gets him in, but it really is. Tim Robinson is the star of the movie.
Chris Cote
It's an extended sketch of I think you should leave.
Jon Weiner
It's a very. If you like, I think you should leave. It is that kind of movie. But it's not like, you know how like in the 90s we had SNL movies that were extensions of SNL sketches. And like maybe 15 minutes in, you're like, okay, this never, never should have been longer than a sketch. That's not what this movie is. This movie was. It was gripping and it makes you kind of reconcile certain feelings that you have. Like, like in my relationships as a person, as an adult, are my friendships really friendships? Am I imposing or other people imposing on me? All of these questions come into your head in a very Tim Robinson way.
Chris Cote
I cannot wait to rewatch it because there are so many, like little, what many people might call little throwaway lines that aren't designed to get huge laughs and maybe people aren't even catching the first time. There are so many lines in this movie which is a staple of an R rated comedy. Lines that you can go back to and revisit like Anchorman and Wedding Crashers over and over again. I think this movie is certainly capable of that.
Jon Weiner
So, Dan, to answer the question that Mike brought up, is the R rated movie dead and can this bring it back? What effectively killed the R rated movie wasn't the sensibilities. It wasn't like, oh, we're just too sensitive as a people now. And you can't say these jokes or whatever. Not saying that you can say these jokes. I'm saying the idea that you can't make an R rated movie that doesn't feature those jokes.
Chris Cote
Would you at least admit that is a contributing factor?
Jon Weiner
It is, but it's not. Number one. The number one thing is the shift in Hollywood, A, to things that are IP based and then B, and this is perhaps even bigger, the shift from physical video sales to streaming. Right? Because back in the day, all these movies, yes, Wedding Crashers was a massive success. Yes, Hangover was a massive box office success. But these movies were not made to be box office successes. They wanted to be modest, like make up our costs in the box office. But the majority of our money was going to come from DVDs and Blu Rays and VHS and all that stuff. That's how they were making their money on the back end. Take a movie like Half Baked with Dave Chappelle and Neil Brennan, right? Cost them about six, seven million dollars to make. They made about 10 or 11 at the box office. But the video sales afterward, double and triple and quadrupled what it cost him to make. Once you take that away, now we're in this. It's kind of what, like with musicians, they used to sell CDs right. For 1299 at Sam Goody. Now it's all streaming and you get a fraction of a penny on each stream. It's so much harder to recoup your money. And that's what killed the R rated movie.
Chris Cote
Yeah. I mean, think about a film. We mentioned Ben Stiller a lot today. Zoolander. Do you know what its release date was when it came out to the box office?
Jon Weiner
Like the Tuesday or the Friday before 9? 11.
Chris Cote
It was 9, but it was the Friday before 9. 11. And the box office was just totally dead. And no one went to watch Zoolander in the theaters. It became popular because of DVD rentals and DVD purchases and word of mouth. And that is something that just doesn't really happen anymore. Like, you'll occasionally have these weird, random movies that'll crack Netflix's top 10. And you'll have an article like, say, why is this so popular? But that is a very rarefied air. Before, it used to be commonplace, especially for comedies.
Amin Elhassan
It used to be where if a movie was good in the theater, you would know it. Because every week more and more people are going and it's making more and more money every single week. And now if you didn't make all the money the first week, you're done.
Jon Weiner
Month and a half later, it's. It's already available soon. Yeah.
Amin Elhassan
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
I have a couple of questions to ask you guys because Tony is a hustler. Billy is the nemesis of Tony. Tony, a segment coming up here where he went, what happened, Billy?
Dan Le Batard
I don't think of Tony, okay?
Mike Ryan
But Tony went to Mexico and he's got a segment coming up here, and I think he's working against himself because I'm told there's a lot of Spanish in it. Should I be worried about Also a.
Zyn Marketing Team
Lot of inner thigh in his promo for it.
Mike Ryan
Okay, so how do you feel about this, Billy?
Dan Le Batard
About Tony in general or the way he dresses like a clown? Or his inner thigh?
Zyn Marketing Team
His inner thigh.
Dan Le Batard
His inner thigh.
Mike Ryan
Let's close with Mike Fuentes's cameo. Oh, so I just noticed that the audio I sent you on that first one, completely horrid. So we're gonna do this one. It hopes it sounds better. This is Cynthia, by the way. Hey, Cynthia. Waiting for Cynthia. So, yeah.
Jon Weiner
Really?
Mike Ryan
We'll sing it again right now.
Chris Cote
Really?
Mike Ryan
It goes.
Jon Weiner
Mama, you know I love you, Mama. Mama, you're the queen of my heart. Your love is like tears from the stars.
Mike Ryan
Mama, I just want you to know.
Jon Weiner
Loving you is like food to my soul. Yeah, I don't know why the audio on the other one came out so bad?
Mike Ryan
Probably because of Bluetooth and cars and now I know not to do that. So thank you for being the guinea pig. All right, have a good one.
Chris Cote
Hey everybody, it's Mike Ryan. Now the weather is warming up. That means summer concert season is right around the corner and so many great acts are releasing out albums and touring those albums over the summer. We got stadium shows, amphitheaters, people that want to wear shorts and party all night long. But guess what? Some tickets are hard to find. Sometimes tickets are sold out and you have hard to get into events and you have nowhere to turn other than the secondary market. Well, why don't you turn to game time? Because from my experience, that's where I always turn to find the best deal. You may be asking yourself, Mike, what does last minute deals even mean? It means you can save up to 60% off buying last minute tickets for sports, comedy and theater. But most importantly, this summer, if you're a music lover like me, check out gametime for concert tickets. I already have. Take the guesswork out of buying concert tickets and shows with GameTime. Download the GameTime app, create an account and use code DAN for $20 off. Your first purchase terms apply Again, create an account and redeem code dan for $20 off. Download the Gametime app today. Last minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed.
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Jon Weiner
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Jon Weiner
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Chris Cote
He's gonna go turn on the van right now. But I got all the scissors ready. Wait for him. These are expensive scissors.
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Chris Cote
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All right. You guys going to come over here? He's going to play the sound. All right, here we go.
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Chris Cote
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Jon Weiner
Thank you.
Chris Cote
Mi gente. Thank you for watching Tony tonight.
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Title: Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless
Release Date: May 14, 2025
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Jon Weiner, Mike Ryan, Chris Cote, Amin Elhassan
The episode kicks off with Dan Le Batard welcoming listeners to the show, setting the stage for an engaging discussion on the weekend's sports highlights.
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The hosts delve into the ongoing hockey playoffs, focusing on the Florida Panthers' defensive prowess and the impact of key players.
Panthers' Defensive Strategy:
Jon Weiner praises the Panthers for their ability to control the puck, especially in crucial moments of the game. The discussion highlights how their defensive tactics have been instrumental in their recent victories.
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Performance of Key Players:
The conversation shifts to individual performances, with specific mentions of Auston Matthews and Mitch Marner. The hosts commend their defensive efforts while critiquing their offensive inconsistencies.
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Transitioning to basketball, the hosts critique the New York Knicks' decision to wear alternate jerseys, questioning the aesthetic and strategic implications.
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A spirited debate unfolds around the decline of mid-range shooting in the NBA, with the hosts nostalgically referencing former greats known for their mid-range prowess.
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A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the decline of R-rated comedies. The hosts analyze the factors contributing to this trend, including shifts in Hollywood's focus toward intellectual properties (IP) and the impact of streaming services on box office revenues.
Decline of R-Rated Comedies:
The hosts lament the disappearance of raunchy comedies from the mainstream, attributing it to changing societal norms and the financial risks associated with box office dependencies.
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Revival Efforts by A24:
A discussion on A24's efforts to revive R-rated comedies, highlighting their latest project "Friendship." The hosts express cautious optimism about the studio's ability to rejuvenate the genre.
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The hosts turn their attention to Nathan Fielder's television show, "Weapons," offering a critical examination of its themes and narrative structure.
Premise and Execution:
The show’s exploration of pilot and co-pilot relationships is dissected, with the hosts debating its effectiveness in addressing air safety while maintaining comedic elements.
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Emotional and Ethical Implications:
The conversation delves into the discomfort generated by certain plot developments, questioning the balance between humor and sensitive subject matter.
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Towards the latter part of the episode, the hosts address listener questions and comments, fostering a sense of community and interaction.
Questions on Team Strategies:
Listeners inquire about specific team decisions and strategies, prompting detailed explanations and debates among the hosts.
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The episode wraps up with final thoughts from the hosts and mentions of upcoming segments and promotions. While advertisements are present in the transcript, as per the instructions, they are omitted from this summary to focus solely on the content-rich discussions.
Defensive Mastery in Hockey: The Florida Panthers' exceptional defensive strategies and key player performances have been pivotal in their playoff success.
Changing Dynamics in NBA Shooting: There's a nostalgic longing for the mid-range shooting era in basketball, with debates on its decline impacting the game's dynamics.
R-Rated Comedies on the Decline: The Hollywood landscape has seen a shift away from R-rated comedies due to financial constraints and changing societal norms, though studios like A24 are attempting a revival.
Critical Examination of Modern TV Shows: Nathan Fielder's "Weapons" has sparked conversations about balancing humor with sensitive topics, highlighting the challenges in contemporary television narratives.
In this engaging episode, Dan Le Batard and the Stugotz crew provide insightful analyses on current sports events, particularly focusing on hockey and basketball strategies. They also offer a thoughtful critique on the evolving landscape of R-rated comedies and the intricate narratives of modern television shows. Their blend of humor, expertise, and candid discussions ensures a comprehensive and entertaining listening experience for both dedicated fans and newcomers alike.
This summary aims to encapsulate the key discussions and insights from "Hour 2: Smokin' That Shoeless" while omitting advertisements and non-content segments, providing a cohesive overview for those who haven't tuned in.