Hour 2: The Man Who Blamed His Dog (feat. Chauncey Swallows & Gout Gout)

Summary

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Episode: Hour 2: The Man Who Blamed His Dog (feat. Chauncey Swallows & Gout Gout)
Date: September 15, 2025
Location: Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami

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Episode Overview

In this lively and irreverent episode, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and the regular crew tackle a mixed bag of sports and pop culture topics, focusing on football, boxing, and some absurdities of daily life. Special recurring characters “Chauncey Swallows” and “Gout Gout” make memorable appearances (in conversation), and the team covers current NFL and college football happenings, major sports personalities, and offbeat stories—culminating in Zaslow’s infamous in-flight “dog fart” story. The show, as always, balances sharp insights with humor, boasting banter that oscillates between expert analysis and outright silliness.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Boxing: Canelo vs. Crawford & Boxing’s “Face”

• Quick Recap & Controversy
  Canelo admits after his loss:

  "I tried my best tonight and I could not figure out the style. I think Crawford is way better than Floyd Mayweather." (Jeremy, 02:42)

  Crawford proclaims:

  "I'm the face of boxing now. I'm the best pound for pound fighter in the world like I've always been." (Jeremy, 02:42)

• The “Face of Boxing” Dilemma
  The crew debates if a sport’s “face” can be someone so unrecognized in public.

  "I don't know if he can be the face of the sport. If your face can go out in public and not be bothered." (Mike Ryan, 03:30)
  Jeremy jokes about polling fans:
  "Put it on the pole: Face of boxing, Jake Paul or Terrence Blowouts?" (Jeremy, 03:45)
  Dan: “What a ridiculous question.” (03:50)

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2. NFL Talk: The “Tush Push,” Jadavian Clowney, and Cowboys

• The Infamous Tush Push Crew discusses the Eagles’ controversial yet nearly unstoppable play, used on 12% of their offensive snaps.

  "I like that there is this unstoppable thing that teams need to scheme and get personnel to stop." (Mike Ryan, 04:06) "Sign a sumo wrestler." (Omar Kelly, 04:17)

• How Do You Stop It? Jeremy brings up Jadavian Clowney's collegiate exploits, connecting them to current NFL strategies.

• Clowney Signing with Cowboys Labeled as the classic “mercenary”:

  "He is a mercenary of the highest order..." (Jeremy, 04:19) "It's like Jason Statham over the last few years, just waiting for the call for one last job." (Mike Ryan, 05:25)

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3. South Florida Events, Greg Cody Updates & Podcast News

• Greg Cody’s Big News
  • Greg is considering retirement from writing, reflecting on career parallels with legendary announcer Ray Hudson.

    "I haven't decided yet. I'm still doing it." (Greg Cody, 07:36)

  • Plans for the “Greg Cody Show” post-retirement:

    "...it will be the Greg Cody show without Greg Cody.” (Omar Kelly, 08:10)

• Local Event Promotion Greg, Omar, and others will be at Sports and Social in Dolphin Mall, talking Dolphins/Canes (09:00–10:00).
  • Greg offers a free Greg Cody Show sticker to anyone who flies in:

    "If you fly in and show me your plane ticket...I will give you free of charge, a Greg Cody show sticker. It's a beautiful 4 by 4 inch sticker." (Greg Cody, 10:33)

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4. Brady vs. Jordan: Sports Icons & Mythology

• Why Isn't Tom Brady as Iconic as Michael Jordan? The group muses on why Brady’s legacy doesn’t match Jordan in mainstream mythology, despite winning more.

  "He’s handsome and he's white. I don't know how this hasn't happened yet." (Mike Ryan, 12:59) "He's boring like Michael Jordan." (Omar Kelly, 13:09) “Jordan is the Tom Brady of being publicly boring.” (Mike Ryan, 13:26)

• Debate on Charisma and Media Presence Jordan’s mystique is characterized as a result of scarcity, whereas Brady, despite visibility, remains “bland.”

  "Michael Jordan doesn't. He's like mythical because you don't really get him anywhere." (Dan Le Batard, 14:12)

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5. NFL & College Player Standouts: Malik Nabers and LSU WRs

• Malik Nabers’ Dominance Crew marvels at Giants WR Malik Nabers, performing at a historic level despite subpar quarterback play:

  “How is someone so good at wide receiver that he plays on a bad offensive team...we're still all looking at him and saying, oh yeah, that guy might be the best receiver in the entire sport.” (Jeremy, 17:57) "Not since Josh Gordon...do we all concede like this is a dominant force at wide receiver with a quarterback that’s closer to ass than elite." (Mike Ryan, 20:09)

  • The deep ball and statistical context are analyzed.

• LSU’s WR Legacy

  • Discussion on LSU being “Wide Receiver U”:

    "No one touches LSU when it comes to wide receivers." (Mike Ryan, 21:40)

    • Jamar Chase, Justin Jefferson, Malik Nabers, and Odell Beckham are compared and ranked. (26:12–28:41)
    • NFL teams' franchises are discussed in relation to current roster strengths and weaknesses.

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6. Miami Dolphins: Despair & Futility, Celebrations, and High Fives for Punts

• Season in Danger

  • Pressure is on coach Mike McDaniel; local fans and even the crew are ready to call the season over.

    “I look at absolutely everything falling on me. So I don't see, you know, that's the responsibility of a head coach...” (Mike McDaniel press conference audio, 22:26)

  • Banter on how little hope now exists ("season's over" segment: 23:37–24:05).

• Celebrations: Jalen Waddle & the State of the Dolphins

  • Greg Cody’s endorsement of the Waddle celebration as the greatest in sports:

    "With all eternal sports celebrations at his disposal, [Greg Cody] said Jalen Waddle and his celebration is the greatest in sports history." (Jeremy, 40:32)

    • Greg discusses his disappointment when Waddle skipped the dance.

      “I was so let down. I thought about writing my entire column about that." (Greg, 41:09)

  • The group details the sadness of Dolphins fans celebrating the first forced punt after weeks of disappointment.

    "I got up and gave everyone high fives. When we forced our first punt of the season...A sad moment." (Omar Kelly, 42:07)

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7. Track & Field: The “Gout Gout” Sensation

• Who Is Gout Gout? Introduced as an Australian 200m prodigy facing Noah Lyles; crew are fascinated by his memorable name and potential to be the next Usain Bolt.

  "The biggest name in track and field is gonna be named Gout Gout." (Jeremy, 29:56)

• Name Clarification and Origin

  • Explanation of Sudanese heritage and pronunciation.

    "His heritage is Sudan. His parents are from South Sudan and...the family name was pronounced a little bit differently, but it sounded similar. So they began calling him Gout Gout because Americans know that word." (Greg Cody, 33:06)

  • Jokes about gout as the “king’s disease”:

    "It's a king's disease because it comes from eating so much meat and drinking a lot of liquor. And when you were a king, you could have all the meat you want..." (Zaslow, 33:39)

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8. Memorable Moments: Zaslow’s Airplane “Dog Fart” Story

• The Fart Blame Game Zaslow recounts a stinky flight and his quiet relief when a fellow passenger blames the odor on his dog.

  "I'm really sorry. My dog's been farting." (Zaslow, recounting another passenger, 37:14)

  • Zaslow: "But once the guy admitted that it was his dog, it’s like, I didn’t mind anymore. It wasn't that bad." (37:29)

  • The crew debates whether the man was actually blaming his dog for his own farts.

    "I think the guy's definitely farting and blaming his dog." (Dan Le Batard, 37:40)

  • Greg Cody admits past habit:

    "Yes, I used to blame my dog back when I farted...I stopped farting." (Greg Cody, 38:35 & 38:41)

    • Dan: "You retired from farting?"
      Greg: "I'm a recovered fartaholic." (38:43–38:45)
    • Explains “it’s a matter of will” (Greg, 39:04–39:22)

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Notable Quotes (by Speaker & Timestamp)

• Jeremy (On Canelo vs. Crawford):

  “He made Canelo look like he didn’t know what he was doing.” (03:14)

• Mike Ryan (On the Tush Push):

  “Low man wins.” (04:18)

• Greg Cody (On Retirement):

  "I've been thinking about retirement." (07:32)

• Omar Kelly (On Wheel of Podcasts):

  "It will be the Greg Cody show with Greg or without. Actually…that would be good: Cody show without Greg Cody.” (08:17)

• Mike Ryan (On Tom Brady):

  "He's handsome and he's white. I don't know how this hasn't happened yet." (12:59)

• Mike Ryan (On LSU WRs):

  “The top three guys are LSU.” (28:41)

• Jeremy (On Malik Nabers):

  “This is an unusual thing you’re witnessing. And it’s something that’s special even compared to people who are special.” (20:52)

• Greg Cody (On Fart “Recovery”):

  “I’m a recovered fartaholic.” (38:45)

• Zaslow (On the Flight Incident):

  “I found the whole thing offensive that a person is farting this many times...but once the guy admitted that it’s his dog, ... I didn't mind it anymore.” (37:29)

• Dan Le Batard (On Fart Blame):

  “I think the guy’s definitely farting and blaming his dog.” (37:40)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Boxing & Crawford/Canelo: 02:42–03:52
• NFL Tush Push & Clowney Cowboys: 04:06–05:52
• Greg Cody Retirement & Podcast Succession: 07:26–08:20
• Greg Cody Event & Sticker Offer: 08:55–10:58
• Brady vs. Jordan Icon Debate: 12:15–14:24
• Malik Nabers & LSU Receivers: 17:57–28:49
• Gout Gout in Track and Field: 29:00–34:15
• Zaslow’s In-Flight Dog Fart Story: 35:54–39:04
• Greg Cody on Fart Recovery: 38:43–39:22
• Dolphins Low Point & Celebrations: 42:07–43:43

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Tone & Style

• The show’s tone is conversational, sarcastic, and self-deprecating—roasting each other and the topics.
• The language is casual with a mix of sharp sports analysis and juvenile humor, true to the hosts’ dynamic.

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Conclusion

Whether you came for sports analysis, offbeat storytelling, or pure shenanigans, this episode delivers a blend of sports talk and life absurdities. From serious debates on football and boxing legacies to extended riffs on player names, retirement, and fart etiquette, it’s classic Le Batard show chaos—with plenty of moments for both new and seasoned listeners to relish.

Transcript

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Greg Cody]

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[Jeremy]

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[Mike Ryan]

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[Greg Cody]

Go.

[Jeremy]

Gonna read just a few quotes here from Canelo and Crawford and then I'll leave it alone. Just a couple of quotes to give you the historical perspective on some of the stuff that happened this week. It wasn't just football. Canelo says, quote, I tried my best tonight and I could not figure out the style. I think Crawford is way better than Floyd Mayweather, end quote. And then this from Crawford. I'm the face of boxing now. I'm the best pound for pound fighter in the world like I've always been. What are you laughing about?

[Greg Cody]

I mean, just. Does he deserve that? Bring up the show.

[Jeremy]

He does. Yes, he does.

[Greg Cody]

Yes.

[Jeremy]

I mean, he's undefeated. He made a great fighter look amateur. Crawford's older than Canelo and he made Canelo look like he didn't know what he was doing.

[Mike Ryan]

And he can walk a supermarket fairly anonymously.

[Jeremy]

That is correct. That is a statement of the sport.

[Mike Ryan]

Well, I don't know if he can be the face of the sport. If your face can go out in public and not be bothered.

[Greg Cody]

Yes, good point.

[Omar Kelly]

He probably gets recognized, like by one person.

[Mike Ryan]

Like, hey, parents, put it up on the pole. I think my new can go to Navarro and not be recognized. You'd be an idiot if you thought so.

[Jeremy]

Put it on the pole. At Lebatard show face of boxing. Jake Paul or Terrence Blowouts.

[Dan Le Batard]

What a ridiculous question.

[Jeremy]

I want to talk about a couple of other things because we were mentioning the Tush Push. They ran it on 12% of their plays yesterday. If you like that, that's high. 12% of their offensive plays were the Tush Push.

[Mike Ryan]

I like the fact that there is this unstoppable thing that teams need to scheme and get personnel to stop. And I don't think we should do away with it just because one team is really good at it.

[Zaslow]

What scheming is there? There's no scheme for that.

[Omar Kelly]

Sign a sumo wrestler.

[Mike Ryan]

Low man wins.

[Greg Cody]

All right.

[Jeremy]

We've heard that there is a scheme. There's just one scheme. And I'm going to tell you now. I think you think it's an unstoppable play. But I'm going to bring up some news from yesterday that will tell you how you stop that play. I associate the name I'm about to say with how to stop that play. I learned the name that I'm about to say because it stopped the play that way. Jadavian Clowning. I was introduced to him at South Carolina because he jumped over an offensive line and nuked a running back with the perfect timing. That's how I learned the name of a player I would not have otherwise learned. He signed yesterday with the Cowboys. And I just really enjoy the idea of Jadavian Clowney sitting around after week one waiting for his phone to ring so he could like he knows that one of those calls is going to be he wins the lottery again. Somebody needs a pass rusher. He doesn't need to go to training camp. He doesn't have to be ready for. For week one. He is a mercenary of the highest order. For $10 million or now $6 million, you can get him to rush quarterbacks for you for a few weeks a season.

[Mike Ryan]

It's like Jason Statham over these last few years just waiting for the call to ring for one last job and.

[Zaslow]

It'S only to play like a handful of plays a game.

[Mike Ryan]

Pass rushing down.

[Zaslow]

Yeah, that's it. It'll be like what dozen plays.

[Mike Ryan]

The Cowboys stay the best too because this is such a great Cowboys signing.

[Jeremy]

You could get Jadavian Clowney to get you four sacks a season. When he's 84 years old, he'll be able to get around.

[Mike Ryan]

Gotta be third and ten, the edge.

[Jeremy]

Yeah, he'll be waiting for that call at the nursing home. And Jerry Jones will still be making it 40 years from now in that job. Greg Cody, you have an event coming up here. What do you got going on for the Miami Herald? You are doing something for the Miami Herald and I, Gerald Hunt. I should let people know that Greg Cody has Ray Hudson. On the latest episode of Greg Cody finds out he's got Ray Hudson, the best announcer in the history of South Florida on his show. And every day for until the World cup we are going to play Ray Hudson. Goal calls, gets around Miralles tucks it in by Di Maria.

[Greg Cody]

Genius. That's the only word you can't use. They should name a constellation in the.

[Jeremy]

Heavens after Lionel Messi.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, we actually asked Ray about his favorite raisms and I didn't think he was going to answer. I thought he would just go, ah, there's so many.

[Omar Kelly]

Oh, he what a great interview. He gave us a bunch of those calls. We asked him his favorite players to call and he just went on this four minute thing of just going through all the players and just describing them only as Ray Hudson could. I left that interview so happy because if you're into Ray Hudson at all, it was a great interview.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, it was fun. And Ray and I go way back and we've sort of had parallel careers because we're the same age. And now, you know, I'm thinking of retirement and all that. And Ray just retired, so it was a. There's a little bit of emotion to the.

[Omar Kelly]

I guess I get ready to rip Chris Whittingham for his Panthers takes.

[Jeremy]

Wait a minute. Did you just break.

[Greg Cody]

Yes.

[Jeremy]

Here, hold on a second. Did you just. You're thinking about retirement?

[Greg Cody]

I've been thinking about retirement.

[Omar Kelly]

71.

[Greg Cody]

A couple of years and. Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

What's going on?

[Greg Cody]

Obviously, I haven't decided yet. I'm still doing it.

[Zaslow]

But, you know, a lot of people say once you're thinking about it.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, that's true.

[Zaslow]

Might be time.

[Greg Cody]

You never know.

[Dan Le Batard]

There's also only one activity after retirement.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, that's what Bobby Bowden said. Look what happened to him.

[Mike Ryan]

Yeah, he died.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, I know.

[Mike Ryan]

No, don't retire.

[Omar Kelly]

Let's not trick the people, though. We're talking about retiring from writing. You're never giving up your podcast.

[Greg Cody]

Well, probably not. Probably not. My. I've mentioned before, my podcast is going to get the exclusive. Yeah. When I'm on my deathbed. Right. You're going to be interviewing me and.

[Omar Kelly]

You know, Yeti and I will continue it when he's gone.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Omar Kelly]

And it will be the Greg Cody show with Greg or without. Actually.

[Greg Cody]

That would be good. Cody show without Greg. Cody, Greg.

[Dan Le Batard]

Have you ever thought, like some people think about going back to school and picking up a new trade, a new career? Have you ever given that any thought?

[Greg Cody]

No. Oh, no, I don't want to work that.

[Omar Kelly]

I wanted to be a bus driver as a kid.

[Greg Cody]

I did.

[Jeremy]

He wants to be a sanitary worker. He dreams. He thinks it's a dream job to be a sanitary worker.

[Greg Cody]

I also want to be an Timey FM dj. Spinning the records. Introducing the latest from the Doors.

[Omar Kelly]

Go ahead, take us.

[Greg Cody]

So you are okay?

[Omar Kelly]

Yeah. We're all going to close our eyes from the Doors.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. No, I want to talk about this event tomorrow night, if that's okay. It's.

[Jeremy]

You're done promoting your other thing now? You're going to promote this thing?

[Greg Cody]

Well, I'm done promoting my pending retirement. Tomorrow night at Sports and Social in the Dolphin Mall. It's in Southwest Dade. If you all live down here, it's tomorrow night, Tuesday from 6 to 8pm Myself, Omar Kelly and Isaiah Smalls, dolphin riders, and Jordan McPherson, who covers the Hurricanes, are going to be there meeting people, talking about the Dolphins and the Canes and, boy, what a disparate conversation that'll be. But if you're in the area, swing by Have a couple of drinks, say howdy and we hope to see you.

[Omar Kelly]

There on the Greg Cody show. He encouraged people also to fly in if they'd like where I jumped in. And I was like, if you're local, this seems nice. Don't fly in for this.

[Greg Cody]

I know. I was sort of kidding. If you have.

[Zaslow]

But not all the way kidding.

[Greg Cody]

If you have all kind of money to spend and you got nothing better to do, I'd still wait. Take a private jet, land in sweet one.

[Zaslow]

Unlimited income.

[Greg Cody]

It over to the.

[Zaslow]

If someone has unlimited income.

[Greg Cody]

Yes.

[Omar Kelly]

It's still probably saving in fairness.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean, right there is Miami International Airport. You just take the 836 over. People do it all the time to go to Dolphin Mall. Usually it's, you know, people from south Central America, they go, they buy a bunch of stuff and then they resell it and it's a quick trip. Right like that. Yeah. You probably even get a shuttle. So if you do want to see Greg, there is probably the opportunity. You fly into Miami International Airport, hop on a shuttle, head over the Dolphin Mall and they'll take you back, I think.

[Zaslow]

Okay, there. There's got to be someone who's willing to fly in. Like if someone were to fly in tomorrow night just yet, Greg, and ask a question or two about the dolphins.

[Omar Kelly]

Dan will pay for it.

[Zaslow]

Like there's got to be something we could do for that person.

[Greg Cody]

There you go.

[Zaslow]

Someone's got to be willing to fly in and see you.

[Greg Cody]

Okay, I'm going to make this deal. Oh, if you fly in, don't say this and you show me your plane ticket.

[Zaslow]

Go on.

[Greg Cody]

People never have plane tickets anymore. My phone lasts me. When I say, do you have the ticket? As we're going to the airport. Ticket, fly in, make yourself known. I will give you free of charge, a Greg Cody show sticker. It's a beautiful 4 by 4 inch sticker.

[Mike Ryan]

Wow.

[Greg Cody]

You can fix it.

[Omar Kelly]

We can see one there. We have it.

[Jeremy]

Make sure the flights from Japan aren't full. People are going to be coming all over the globe.

[Dan Le Batard]

Do you have a sticker, Dan? I don't have one of those stickers.

[Greg Cody]

So there you go making fun of.

[Omar Kelly]

There's one right there.

[Greg Cody]

You could just doesn't even have it. Oh yeah, this thing right here. You could have one of these.

[Dan Le Batard]

We got to get on a plane.

[Greg Cody]

Yes.

[Omar Kelly]

Even though we're about to change our logo.

[Greg Cody]

Well, that's a rumor.

[Mike Ryan]

Wow, there's just news everywhere.

[Jeremy]

There really is. Is it after he retires?

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, surely he can't be retiring if he's changing the logo.

[Omar Kelly]

Technically those logos will be worth more.

[Greg Cody]

No, once we say surely.

[Jeremy]

But it might be the Greg Cody show without Greg Cody soon. We've already established that.

[Mike Ryan]

Three huge news nuggets bombs. Greg is thinking about retiring from writing. He has a succession plan in place for his podcast and new logo. New logo?

[Zaslow]

Yeah.

[Jeremy]

And a big event and he's going to be appearing tomorrow night at Dolphin Mall and people are going to fly in. And if you fly in, you get a single sticker.

[Greg Cody]

Right. Plus I fired a Dolphins assistant coach. It's been a busy Monday for me.

[Mike Ryan]

Brady's announcement got nothing on you.

[Greg Cody]

There you go.

[Omar Kelly]

Did he announce he.

[Mike Ryan]

He was teasing it on Fox. He's like, before we let you go, you got a big announcement tomorrow. He's like, it's something that I've been working on for several years. I'm very excited to check out this Raiders game. I will be announcing something big.

[Omar Kelly]

Let's all guess.

[Mike Ryan]

I don't think he's coming back.

[Jeremy]

Did you guys know that he has a 10 part series on Apple? Tom Brady does. And the reason I asked the question is because Tom Brady won more than Michael Jordan and can't and won't be remembered the way Michael Jordan was. And I think most people don't even know that Tom Brady has sat down and done a 10 part series with Apple. Not unlike Michael Jordan's 10 part series.

[Mike Ryan]

I don't understand why he's not. I've already started correcting things by saying. I used to say, well, that person's a Michael Jordan, a blank. Now I say that person's a Tom Brady, a blank.

[Jeremy]

How has that not happened and why has that not happened? Because Mike seems to be out in front of things that will not catch on there.

[Mike Ryan]

He's got more things going on for him. Listen, he was drafted famously. Late round draft pick. He's handsome and he's white. I don't know how this hasn't happened yet.

[Omar Kelly]

He's boring like Michael Jordan.

[Mike Ryan]

He's less boring than Michael Jordan but.

[Omar Kelly]

He talked in a way that created a narrative. The retirement. Yeah, he's just a. You said it. He's just like a bland white guy.

[Mike Ryan]

And he won a lot. Excuse me. He talks way more than Michael Jordan. If your argument is that he is publicly boring. Michael Jordan is the Tom Brady of being publicly broken.

[Omar Kelly]

I don't mean that. I meant in the game like the way that that Michael Jordan had a lore built up around him in terms of the Trash talk that he dished out to other competitors in one on one in the Olympics. All these things. I mean like, are you insane? What did we have from Brady until he was with the Buccaneers?

[Mike Ryan]

Tom Brady would talk so much shit on the field. Crazy this is.

[Omar Kelly]

But then would shy away from it.

[Mike Ryan]

What was shy away from it? What? We disagree.

[Omar Kelly]

I feel like Mike, I'm kind of with Jeremy. Maybe Brady's been interesting the last couple years. Like during his career he was not boring.

[Greg Cody]

He's not interesting now. He's not interesting on the air.

[Omar Kelly]

Talks more now than he did.

[Dan Le Batard]

But Michael Jordan doesn't. He's like mythical because you don't really get him anywhere.

[Greg Cody]

Right.

[Dan Le Batard]

So like you could just make Michael Jordan whatever you want Michael Jordan to be. Because Michael Jordan be anything else.

[Omar Kelly]

It's the shoe.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, it's a big thing too.

[Greg Cody]

It's a logo. It's the shoe. Nike. Yeah.

[Omar Kelly]

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[Mike Ryan]

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[Greg Cody]

Gill.

[Dan Le Batard]

Hey.

[Mike Ryan]

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[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Mike Ryan]

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[Dan Le Batard]

I know, but it was so cold in my hand.

[Mike Ryan]

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[Dan Le Batard]

Hell yeah, we fist bumped.

[Mike Ryan]

Whether it's we we actually really did. Whether it's that touchdown didn't make a.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Mike Ryan]

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[Omar Kelly]

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[Greg Cody]

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[Mike Ryan]

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[Zaslow]

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[Mike Ryan]

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[Jeremy]

Don LeBatard.

[Greg Cody]

This guy comes in as the next Wayne Gretzky. His nicknames include the chosen1 and McJesus. Okay, he's a great player. He scores a lot of goals. He scores a ton of assists. But it hasn't translated to making Edmonton a powerhouse in the league.

[Mike Ryan]

They're in the final Stugats.

[Omar Kelly]

What's your nickname for him?

[Greg Cody]

MCOVA rated this is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugats.

[Jeremy]

When we're watching sports these days and someone is becoming better than everyone else, the way that you're watching Malik Neighbors be at wide receiver with limitations at quarterback. That game yesterday between the Cowboys and Giants was magical. It's not what I was expecting in any way. Brian Daboll went late in the game platooning quarterbacks on what was the best statistical game of Russell Wilson's life, At least in part because he has neighbors. Neighbors was double covered on one play. Know how they scored that touchdown? It was his second least impressive touchdown of the day because of the catch that he made earlier. How is it that the giants have only one legitimate weapon and he's got more catches through 20 games than just about anyone who's played the position. How is someone so good at wide receiver that he plays on a bad offensive team and we're still all looking at him and saying, oh yeah, that guy might be the best receiver in the entire sport. Totally unguardable. Even though his offense always stinks like his, his quarterback play. He's not one of the best receivers any of us have ever seen. Has gotten bad quarterback play the entire of his career and through 20 games has more catches than just about anyone's ever had through 20 games.

[Omar Kelly]

Russell Wilson has looked washed for so long that everybody's been clamoring for Jackson Dart. But Yesterday, after the 48 yard touchdown to Malik Nabors, which was his third deep passing touchdown of the game, this is per next gen stat, he completed 7 of 9 deep passes in the game for 264 yards. Most deep passing yards in a game that they've ever tracked. And it's in large part because Malik Neighbors is unguardable.

[Zaslow]

Right. Like that doesn't mean that Russell Wilson, you know, I mean it sounds weird to say but it's, it doesn't necessarily mean Russell Wilson had a good game. Yes. No, he can throw, he can still throw the ball to you.

[Mike Ryan]

I've mistaken overtime.

[Zaslow]

Right. He tried it one too many times and it led to the turnover that led to the game winning kick. But he's throwing it deep to a guy who is going to win those 50, 50 battles. Like Russell Wilson kind of stinks, but he could still throw the ball deep and he's got a really good receiver.

[Mike Ryan]

Not since Josh Gordon I think do we all concede like this is a dominant force at wide receiver with a quarterback that's closer to ass than elite.

[Greg Cody]

I also think it's because Malik Neighbors is disproportionately their big star in terms of targets. They don't have a great running back. Their second receiver is not great. He's a one man show second receiver.

[Dan Le Batard]

At 140 yards receiving yesterday.

[Greg Cody]

Well, okay, that's fair.

[Mike Ryan]

He was at the Dolphin game and it was the first time that he's had to worry about Cowboys, Giants occupying that tv.

[Zaslow]

And he's got retirement on his mind too. Like there's a lot going on.

[Greg Cody]

Well, yeah, that's true. But would you agree that Malik Neighbors is by far their number one target? Yeah, easy.

[Mike Ryan]

That dude strolled in the NFL and he was already like a top ten gifted wide receiver.

[Jeremy]

But it's still crazy no matter the amount of targets. Like, this is not. This is an unusual thing you're witnessing. And it's something that's special even compared to people who are special. I can target anybody in that Chiefs game with Patrick Mahomes and I wouldn't have gotten shit like the idea that this guy with those limits on offense is putting up production numbers in his first 20 games that are completely unheard of. And specifically what I saw from him yesterday, where you're not supposed to be able to complete the deep ball to somebody who the defense is double covering him because they keep getting beat on the deep ball and he still completes it when he's not open.

[Zaslow]

And he's only 6ft, by the way. It's only 6, 3, 6, 4, 6ft.

[Mike Ryan]

Out of all the colleges that say, we're linebacker you, we're tight end you, no one touches LSU when it comes to wide receivers. The defensive, just the three best. Arguably it's absurd in the NFL right now. All played very recently.

[Jeremy]

This is why Brian Kelly so mad at reporters, because he's winning games on defense like this. This is the reason Brian Kelly doesn't want to be winning games with defense. He doesn't want to be winning 20 to 10. He wants to be winning because his wide receivers are better than everybody else. Nobody associates Brian Kelly with defense.

[Mike Ryan]

What do you want me to tell you?

[Jeremy]

Play the sound again of McDaniel and what his whole soundtrack is going to be the entirety of this week as Greg Cody answ questions at Dolphin Mall from people who fly in for stickers to ask him whether this is a historically bad team that the Dolphins have.

[Omar Kelly]

Ultimately, I look at absolutely everything falling on me. So I don't see, you know, that's the responsibility of a head coach that you go into knowing that. That being said, I'm very frustrated with, you know, collective, you know, there's a. Some basically coaches and players that did not execute communication in a very dire period of the game. With the game on the line, our communication and our substitution was not up to par. And ultimately that, that is my, you know, I hold all responsibility for all things.

[Jeremy]

A lot of words. I didn't need all those words. I just needed that one sentence that he uttered. It's like me that the entire world is falling in on his head and everywhere he looks, there are just things falling.

[Omar Kelly]

Ultimately, I look at absolutely everything falling on me.

[Greg Cody]

See, McDaniel had the right to have the Brian Kelly attitude, right? He's under so much pressure. He should have been the one going, what do you mean by that? Why are you asking that question? But yet he's fairly kind.

[Jeremy]

Even in humiliation, it is a humiliating time. There's no disputing that, is there?

[Greg Cody]

Right. I agree. No, it's, it's, there's no equivocating it. It's. It's an awful two games.

[Jeremy]

You know, you know the Carolina season's over. You know the Saints season is over. You know the Bengals season is over. Even though some of you are going to try and talk yourself into them being a playoff team. And I think we know the Dolphins season is over. We can't say this about many teams today, can we? Because we're not saying it about the Chiefs.

[Mike Ryan]

Brown season's over.

[Jeremy]

Brown season's over. Jets season's over. Who else do you have say that?

[Mike Ryan]

Carolina has an outside shot so they have to host a home game and, and in their division. That is usually weird. And they. Tennessee, they showed some grit.

[Zaslow]

No, but Tennessee season is not over.

[Omar Kelly]

Just because it's interesting.

[Zaslow]

Yeah. You're interested in every game Cam Ward's playing. Their season's not never going to be over.

[Greg Cody]

What?

[Jeremy]

Yeah, it's going to be.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, it will be over at some point in time.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Jeremy]

After 17 games, it's going to be over.

[Greg Cody]

I'm. I'm a little. Getting a little tired of all the adulation for Cam Ward, whose statistics through two games are abysmal. Now. I'm saying you can't just go by stat, watch the game. Okay.

[Mike Ryan]

He doesn't, he's not. He doesn't got a lot to work with right now.

[Greg Cody]

I know they're a terrible team. That's why I'm saying when you're talking about they're going to be worth watching. Well, yeah, you just.

[Jeremy]

You saw one play yesterday, though, that I didn't think he'd be able to ever do in the pros. I thought that that was just a college play and we'd only ever see that as a college play. The one touchdown that Tennessee scored yesterday, I think that was also. Was that not on fourth down. He's just scrambling around, looping all over the place and doing something no quarterback in the league would have done. Nobody would have thrown it across their body like that.

[Mike Ryan]

He also doesn't get away with it often in the strip sack. That. That led to that game totally being over and over. It catches up to him. There's a reason why they say don't do it now. He just gets away with it more than other People because he doesn't stop trying it. But the, like, he threw across his body at Cal and it put Miami in a 21 point hole.

[Zaslow]

Getting, getting to watch on a weekly basis. Your number one overall pick at quarterback who is supposed to be your franchise savior. Like, like no matter how bad the team's record is overall. That's an exciting process for a fan base.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. Yeah. It's also exciting because you don't know what you're going to get. He's reckless as he was at um and I'm not sure if that's going to fly as much for as long in the NFL. And I, and I think if you're a Titans fan, you're. You're loving some of his plays, but you're also sort of shaking your head going, wow, that's. That's not a safe quarterback. That's. That's not a guy who we can really trust to, to not F up.

[Omar Kelly]

But Dolphin fans should be watching TUA and feeling confident.

[Greg Cody]

I didn't say that.

[Dan Le Batard]

I mean, didn't say that.

[Jeremy]

Can we rank LSU receivers, please? Jamar Chase is where on this list? Where's Odell Beckham on it? Neither one of them is number one.

[Zaslow]

Right.

[Mike Ryan]

Where's Justin Jefferson?

[Jeremy]

Where's Brian Thomas on it?

[Omar Kelly]

I mean, just since 2020. Brian Thomas is the fourth best receiver to come out of LSU because you have Jamar Chase, Justin Jefferson and Malik Nabors all ahead of him.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Omar Kelly]

And you can rank those however you want.

[Zaslow]

Beckham's fourth.

[Jeremy]

Beckham started like neighbors did, first 20 games and then got hurt. And I'm, I'm going to reject what you guys are saying on him, saying, well, he's targeted a lot. That kind of offense and that kind of production usually requires a good quarterback, good offensive line, another receiver, something. Something that. That kind of receiver. We're all looking at the Giants and are like, yep, Brian Dabel is going to be fired. He's going to get fired. That's not going to last very much longer over there. But we know they've got a bona fide receiver and now they're trying to do the thing that everybody in the league wants to do, which is. Is Jackson Dart a franchise quarterback? Because it's not going to be Russell Wilson. But when you can do that on the road with a wide receiver, I don't care how bad Dallas's defense is. Russell Wilson, that's the. Russell Wilson has never thrown for that many passing yards. And the reason that he was able to do it is because the Dallas Cowboys simply had no answers for what I believe is the best receiver to ever come out of lsu. Like, and I can't believe I'm saying that. I just can't believe I'm saying that when he's had no help like I he Saquon Barkley. Look at what Saquon Barkley looked like when he was with the Giants. He has no help for him to go into Dallas on a 1 o' clock game, which Dallas and New York haven't played in 20 years, and put on that performance when Dallas only has to stop him. Oh, it's only him and can't.

[Zaslow]

Look, Malik Neighbors gets almost all of the credit. All right. But when Dallas does, like when Russell Wilson never has even close to that game again this season, we could admit Dallas's defense is horrendous.

[Jeremy]

Yes. But still they were double. They were trying to double team somebody who was beating them deep in a league where everyone's throwing at nine yards. Mahomes can't throw at 10 yards anymore. Like he did it a couple of times yesterday and went 50, 50 on wide open deep thread.

[Mike Ryan]

I think the three best receivers in the league right now are LSU guys. Justin Jefferson, Jamar Chase, Malik, Neighbors. And then like then you start talking CD Lamb. Then you talk. Even JSN in Seattle's like laying claim to that potentially. He can enter that conversation. For me, I'm on Ross St. Brown.

[Greg Cody]

Okay.

[Mike Ryan]

Like he's. But he's not top three. The top three guys are lsu.

[Jeremy]

Okay. St. Brown is okay.

[Greg Cody]

No, he's saying okay.

[Omar Kelly]

He should be in the conversation.

[Mike Ryan]

Yeah, he's in that conversation.

[Zaslow]

He was agreeing. Okay. Was there an agreement?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. Second tier. He's no. Gout.

[Dan Le Batard]

Gout. We can agree.

[Greg Cody]

Yes. Thank you. Not as fast.

[Jeremy]

Why don't you tell people who Gout Goat is? I don't think his name is even Gout. Gout.

[Zaslow]

I had got once.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, so did my science teacher in high school, Chauncey Swallows.

[Dan Le Batard]

Mr. Swallows.

[Greg Cody]

It's a. Okay. It's spelled as you'd think. G O U t g o u 2t. And I see this guy's name. I'm so fascinated by the name that I got to research it and it turns out Gaut. Gaut. You know the world Track and Field championships are going on in Tokyo. Gaut. Gaut is a 17 year old Australian sprinter, specially 200 meters. He's being phrased as the next Usain Bolt. He's going up against US champion Noah Lyles in the 200 meters in this world championships. And should he win, all of a sudden, he's going to be the big thing in all of track and field. He's gonna. You're gonna know Gout. Gout. You're gonna be talking about gout. Gout. You're gonna see signs for gout. Gout. Everybody on TV is gonna be talking about gout. Gout. I can't say gout. Gout too much.

[Jeremy]

The biggest name in track and field is gonna be named gout. Gout.

[Greg Cody]

That's correct. That's exactly what I'm implying and saying.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Omar Kelly]

That's obvious.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Omar Kelly]

Is the glass, by the way.

[Dan Le Batard]

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[Omar Kelly]

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[Dan Le Batard]

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[Greg Cody]

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[Omar Kelly]

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[Greg Cody]

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[Jeremy]

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[Mike Ryan]

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[Zaslow]

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[Mike Ryan]

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[Greg Cody]

Don LeBatard Baker Mayfield tearing up Tampa Bay 38 for 45 Stugats Shredom this is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats.

[Jeremy]

Are they saying his name correctly? This is an Australian name and is. What's the backstory on this? That cannot be. Are we pronouncing that correctly? His first name and his last name are Gout. Gout.

[Greg Cody]

Right. We are pronouncing it correctly. His heritage is Sudan. His parents are from South Sudan and apparently the the, the family name was was pronounced a little bit differently, but it sounded similar. And so they began calling him Gout Gout because Americans know that word. And his dad's worried that he's going to be mistaken for the the illness, the ailment. Gout.

[Zaslow]

But at any rate, rich man's disease.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, but there's no doubt, doubt that gout gout is going to be the next big thing in track and field.

[Dan Le Batard]

Is it a rich man's disease?

[Zaslow]

Yeah, it's a king's disease because it comes from eating so much meat and drinking a lot of liquor. And when you were a king, you could have all the meat you want and all the liquor you want.

[Jeremy]

That's why I got opulence. Is that why you got gout? That's an old person. It put it on the poll at Lebatard showed. Is gout an old person's disease also? Are you surprised at all that Zaz had gout?

[Zaslow]

Rich man's disease.

[Dan Le Batard]

Had that in the manor.

[Omar Kelly]

I have them saying his name.

[Zaslow]

I live in a mansion.

[Omar Kelly]

You guys want to hear how they.

[Mike Ryan]

There is gout.

[Greg Cody]

Gout.

[Mike Ryan]

Quite a sensation, this young man in Australia.

[Greg Cody]

No doubt.

[Jeremy]

Look at how pleased. Yes, he's very fast.

[Greg Cody]

200 meters. Can you imagine?

[Jeremy]

Speaking of flying, did Zaslow fly first class again?

[Zaslow]

Oh, I did not fly first class this weekend.

[Jeremy]

What happened?

[Zaslow]

It wasn't available.

[Jeremy]

How about, sweet, did you get a suite on the road?

[Zaslow]

I did, but we were not. I. I had a suite, but we were not in a great hotel this weekend. So. Yes, I had a suite, but it's like. Yeah, when I.

[Greg Cody]

Good.

[Dan Le Batard]

But what do you do this weekend? Because this weekend are you here?

[Zaslow]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

So what do you. You say, hey, you're not. You're not cheaping me that sweet daddy's still getting a suite.

[Zaslow]

No, I don't want it. I don't want to stay in a hotel.

[Dan Le Batard]

Why not, Sweet?

[Zaslow]

Because I live in a mansion.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, but who knows what you can do with that suite, you know?

[Zaslow]

What does that mean? I could sleep in it? Well, when I have a party.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, you can.

[Zaslow]

I mean, party. My mansion. I'm gonna stay home. We have Miami, Florida, this week, so I don't have to travel. And I'm really excited about that. We're gonna be doing the show from inside the parking lot at the stadium, and. Yeah, this home game for me. That's right. They're all coming to me. I stay here. You come to me.

[Jeremy]

No flying.

[Greg Cody]

No.

[Jeremy]

You like to fly.

[Zaslow]

I like to fly first class, especially. But no, I did not fly first class this week. It wasn't available.

[Dan Le Batard]

Would you, if it was made available to you? They say, you know what, Zaz? We could fly you to Atlanta, back to Miami, first class.

[Zaslow]

What if I fly from Fort Lauren to Miami?

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay, first class. Would you do the flight just to have that first class experience?

[Zaslow]

No, because I'm not a stupid idiot.

[Mike Ryan]

As a famous. As a famous Santa Fe grad, you have a lot of friends from that Gainesville area. Anybody coming over again?

[Zaslow]

I've never been to Santa Fe, and, yes, I do have a lot of friends who are going to the game. It's very, very exciting. I want everyone to come and watch me and Amber Wilson do the show Saturday from inside the stadium. It's gonna be a lot of fun.

[Jeremy]

Okay, enough promoting of your local Things. Were there any interesting things that happened on your flight? Because you're always returning with details.

[Zaslow]

Listen to this, okay? Listen to this. Tell me if I'm weird, all right? Or if anyone else agrees.

[Mike Ryan]

Confirming.

[Zaslow]

All right. Can you at least let me say the scenario? So I'm not sitting first class. All right?

[Greg Cody]

That's.

[Zaslow]

Let me put that out there. I'm not sitting first class among the peasants. I'm with the. I'm with the normals. I'm on my way to Knoxville on Friday. Okay. And a couple times in the flight, it's pretty stank. And, like, it's. It's Greg. It smells like someone took a shit on my upper lip. All right? Like, there's something going on.

[Omar Kelly]

Very vivid.

[Zaslow]

Yeah. And this happening several times on the third time, and then it's a fourth time. The woman next to me, she's, like, getting upset about the smell. I don't complain. I'm not a complainer.

[Omar Kelly]

I'm just like, oh, she thought you farted.

[Dan Le Batard]

Where do people normally shit on you?

[Zaslow]

So she's up. She smells terrible.

[Omar Kelly]

She for sure thought you farted.

[Zaslow]

I hope not. That's very embarrassing. All right? And then. And, like, I'm. I don't know. Like, it's. It's obviously an offensive smell. I don't like the smell. It's gross to think that there are people farting around me. It's very disgusting.

[Greg Cody]

So finally, you put your shoes back.

[Zaslow]

On, and then in. Across the aisle in my row, there's.

[Omar Kelly]

A guy looking up, whistling.

[Zaslow]

There's a service dog.

[Greg Cody]

Oh, no.

[Zaslow]

And so the guy looks over. Now, the dog did. Did not take a dump on the plane. But the guy looks over, he leans over, goes, I'm really sorry. My dog's been farting.

[Greg Cody]

What?

[Zaslow]

Okay, so the thing. I'm like, oh, wow. You know, and so the thing is. Thing that's weird is, like, I found the whole thing, like, offensive that, like, a person is farting this many times on the plane, but once the guy admitted that it's his dog, it's like, I didn't mind it anymore. It wasn't that bad.

[Omar Kelly]

Believe him.

[Zaslow]

Oh, 100%.

[Omar Kelly]

He knows his dog smell. Like, what's happening there?

[Zaslow]

He knows his dog gets nervous flying.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, it's happening. The guy's farting.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. You know your dog.

[Zaslow]

You think it was the guy farting?

[Dan Le Batard]

I think the guy's definitely farting and blaming his dog.

[Omar Kelly]

Can't be so sure. Your dog farted four times.

[Zaslow]

Like, this smell was so bad, it's so disgusting. But when. When I. When I learned that it was the dog, like, I. I didn't mind it anymore. I was like, oh, okay. Cute dog.

[Greg Cody]

No, I can. I can relate. When. When Jumping Charlie breaks wind, he breaks glass. I mean, it's.

[Jeremy]

It's.

[Greg Cody]

It's a pungent, identifiable owner.

[Zaslow]

It was bad.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. No, it's. Yeah, it is. I mean, dogs, man, they can do it. They. They got stuff in them that comes out and it's.

[Omar Kelly]

Go on.

[Greg Cody]

No, it's.

[Mike Ryan]

It's.

[Zaslow]

That's my gimmick.

[Greg Cody]

It's as bad as a human fart. That's my experience now. The cats, not so much. I've never smelled my cat.

[Jeremy]

Put it on the pole at Lebatard show. Have you ever smelled a cat's fart? Put it on the pole at Lebatard show. Have you ever blamed your farts on the dog and put it on the pole at lebitage show? Do you know the smell of your dog's fart?

[Dan Le Batard]

So Charlie can let a pet is what you're saying?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, he definitely can let a pet. And yes, I used to blame my dog back when I farted.

[Jeremy]

I saw.

[Greg Cody]

Stopped farting.

[Jeremy]

Do you get.

[Greg Cody]

You did? Yeah.

[Dan Le Batard]

You retired from farting?

[Greg Cody]

I'm a recovered fartaholic.

[Jeremy]

Really?

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. Earlene Will, my wife, will tell you that I used to fart routinely. I stopped. And. And that's really one of the things that I'm the most proud of.

[Dan Le Batard]

What helped were you, like, was like an addiction. Like, did you go to treatment for it, or you just said, today's the day.

[Omar Kelly]

Give all the farters out there advice.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Jeremy]

You know, it's a matter of will. You're saying it's a matter of will and that you're proud crowd of overcoming something that you're saying is a choice.

[Zaslow]

Would you go to meetings, be like, I'm Greg Cody, I'm a farhawk?

[Greg Cody]

No, if they had those, I would have. But I've given up two things in my life. I've given up farting and cigars. Beer? Not so much. Not yet.

[Jeremy]

But you're proud. You're proud. What happened? What did you change? I don't think this is a matter of will. And I don't think most people can give up farting. It's not like Lent.

[Greg Cody]

Okay. I used to do it, you know, don't get me wrong. I wouldn't do it in a restaurant or on an airplane. But if I'm home in the privacy of my own home, it's Just the wife and I watching tv. I might give it a fart, you know. And she's like, what was that? Quit that. What?

[Zaslow]

She wouldn't know what it was.

[Greg Cody]

Oh, she would know, of course. But you know, she's being polite saying, what is that?

[Omar Kelly]

Mom ever fart?

[Greg Cody]

They don't admit it when they do. The women.

[Dan Le Batard]

They.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah, yeah, my wife does. Yeah. Really?

[Omar Kelly]

My wife sometimes farts when she laughs.

[Jeremy]

I don't think you can. Yeah, I'll make it all right.

[Greg Cody]

I regret saying women don't admit it.

[Dan Le Batard]

If anything, I would say you're saying women are unequal playing field as men. They fart as well.

[Greg Cody]

That's what Christopher says.

[Omar Kelly]

My wife farts.

[Jeremy]

What he was saying is that as a gender, the entirety of the gender does not admit it. It's an absolute that I'm not comfortable with. I want to ask no more questions, no more follows about anything that we're talking about.

[Omar Kelly]

I have a Chauncey swallows follow up. Yeah, I'd like to know more about him.

[Jeremy]

The I do not have a high school teacher. Chauncey swallows. Mr. Swallows follow up. The follow up I do have from earlier in the show though is Greg Cody with all eternal sports celebrations at his disposal, said Jalen Waddle and his celebration is the greatest of all the celebrations in sports history.

[Omar Kelly]

Did have a moment. The Waddle pretty good one.

[Jeremy]

It lacks a certain amount of perspective when he's got 50 years of celebrations to choose from that he would choose the Jalen Waddle as the greatest of all the celebrations.

[Greg Cody]

When he got a touchdown pass yesterday and didn't do the waddle, I was so let down. I thought about writing my entire column about that.

[Omar Kelly]

But that would have been funny.

[Jeremy]

This is what has happened to the Dolphins. He knows better. With booing and banners flying in all over the stadium to do the waddle when he scored to make it 127 because New England's missed two extra points.

[Omar Kelly]

But then he had this celebration when Tyreek, you know, Tua throws a terrible ball. Like did you see Waddles reaction to that? He acted like. So, like that doesn't happen very often.

[Zaslow]

Because they all know that it's been a year since they've completed a 30 yard pass.

[Greg Cody]

Unbelievable.

[Dan Le Batard]

Did you hear the announcer when they complete like a 24 yard of like. Well, it wasn't 30 though. I know what you guys are thinking. Still not 30.

[Jeremy]

Tyreek Hill didn't like Omar Kelly's question about not having a 30 yard catch for a year. You can ask Omar Kelly about it. Tomorrow night at 30, Dolphin Mall with Greg Cody, who's going to be there answering all your dolphin questions.

[Omar Kelly]

I would say the saddest part of my dolphin experience yesterday was getting up. I was at someone's house, like, probably six or seven of us watching the game. I got up and gave everyone high fives. When we forced our first punt of the season in the second quarter. Third quarter, third quarter, apologies.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's good.

[Greg Cody]

And it was.

[Omar Kelly]

It felt sad because I was just genuine. We got a punt and just the high fives from around the room. A sad moment.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah. Pathetic almost.

[Mike Ryan]

That game was such a disaster, man, that was so bad. It seems as though they're gonna survive this, though. Usually around now, it's a short week.

[Omar Kelly]

Hear me out on this. If they are, because I am so done with them being middle of the road.

[Greg Cody]

If.

[Omar Kelly]

If you're just like, all right, if we're gonna be bad, let's be bad. Don't you. Don't you let everyone keep their jobs? Like, if they fire people, then there's a chance, like, someone comes in and sparks something like, they're bad right now. Let's let them ride this out. Like, I want the first pick. Keep McDaniel.

[Jeremy]

I'm not ready to do that show just yet. I am ready to ask Greg Cody the question. When the Dolphins did get their first stop. Going back to last season in. I think I have this number correctly. 3412 drives. Do you say in the press box punt when the punt was in the press box? Do you do your punt every time there's a punt?

[Greg Cody]

No, I did not. Yesterday. I think I have. You know, if I'm in a particularly bulient mood for some reason, I already know what I'm gonna write. It's half written in the third quarter. I might give it a punt. Punt. Yeah. Punt. Punt, punt, punt. Has to be a little air in it. Punt. Punt.

[Jeremy]

Because it sounds like a punt. It sounds like a football hitting the foot.

[Greg Cody]

Punt. Yeah. Punt.

[Jeremy]

The Dolphins made that happen twice this season.

[Greg Cody]

I know. Punt.

[Jeremy]

Greg Cody fired a special teams coach, and he only did it because the guy got in the way of the.

[Omar Kelly]

Column after they had a return.

[Greg Cody]

90 yard return. Ridiculous, inexcusable punt. There'll be plenty more punts this year. Don't. Don't. Don't worry about that.

[Jeremy]

You can't predict that confidently.

[Zaslow]

Yes, I can.

[Jeremy]

You couldn't have predicted before now they'd have two this season.

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