Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Hour 2: The Sands of Time
Release Date: August 11, 2025

Introduction

In this engaging episode titled "The Sands of Time," hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, along with their co-hosts Chris Cody and Greg Cody, delve into a variety of topics ranging from pet welfare to the ever-evolving landscape of sports memorabilia. Set against the vibrant backdrop of Downtown Miami's Elser Hotel, the show seamlessly blends humor, heartfelt discussions, and insightful commentary, making it a must-listen for fans of sports and pop culture.

Percy the Dog's Injury and Owner Responsibility

The episode kicks off with a heartfelt concern raised by Billy regarding Ethan's dog, Percy, who has been limping since midweek. Billy vents his worries about Percy’s well-being, highlighting the severity of the injury and Ethan's seemingly indifferent attitude toward seeking immediate veterinary care.

• Billy (00:56): "Can somebody please tell me if Percy is okay?"
• Dan LeBatard (02:09): "It was very obvious to everyone as you're looking right now, seeing a dog walking just on three of its four legs."

The discussion intensifies as Mike Ryan attempts to diagnose Percy’s injury, initially suggesting a thorn in the paw before correctly identifying a torn ACL.

• Mike Ryan (03:00): "It's a torn ACL."
• Dan LeBatard (02:57): "We just diagnosed it as a torn ACL."

Ethan eventually joins the conversation to defend his actions, explaining that he took Percy to the vet after significant concern was expressed by the team. The hosts navigate the tension between pet ownership responsibilities and interpersonal mockery with humor and genuine concern.

• Ethan (07:23): "For that, anyone would pay."
• Dan LeBatard (09:05): "I took her to the vet. It cost me $450, but for that, anyone would pay."

This segment underscores the importance of responsible pet ownership while balancing the hosts' trademark teasing dynamic.

The Debate on Statues for Sports Legends

Shifting gears, the hosts engage in a spirited debate about the proliferation of statues honoring sports figures. The conversation centers around the recent unveiling of a new Tom Brady statue by the New England Patriots and the broader implications for other sports legends.

• Chris Cody (15:19): "So did you guys see over the weekend the New England Patriots, they did a little ceremony."
• Dan LeBatard (16:02): "It was standard. Your classic his face though statue look."

The discussion critiques the quality and frequency of these statues, with particular emphasis on the Miami Heat’s handling of player honors. The hosts argue that while honoring legends like Dwyane Wade is appropriate, the trend has become excessive and may dilute the significance of such tributes.

• Mike Ryan (19:42): "Too many statues."
• Dan LeBatard (20:03): "Stop making statues for like Jersey retirement is such a great honorable honor."

This segment reflects on the cultural importance of honoring sports figures appropriately without over-commercialization.

Championship Rings: Value vs. Ostentation

The conversation seamlessly transitions to the topic of championship rings, critiquing their growing size, cost, and ostentatious designs. The hosts express concern that increasingly elaborate rings may devalue their prestige and suggest a need for standardization.

• Mike Ryan (24:13): "Everybody have the championship ring has to be bigger and more gaudy than the previous one."
• Dan LeBatard (25:03): "A great reset. There needs to be a rookie wage scale back to normal sized championship rings."

They debate who deserves these rings, arguing that only players and coaches should receive them, excluding support staff and interns to maintain their exclusivity and meaning.

• Mike Ryan (25:32): "Nobody should get a championship ring, in my opinion, other than the team."
• Greg Cody (26:14): "Say no to the dough."

This discussion highlights the tension between tradition and modern marketing practices within sports organizations.

Personal Anecdotes and Humor

Injecting their signature humor, the hosts share personal stories and playful banter. Greg Cody recounts a humorous incident of making a joke about purchasing Depends at a supermarket, eliciting laughter and teasing from the other hosts.

• Chris Cody (27:32): "I pulled a move with my wife at the supermarket the other day."
• Dan LeBatard (37:05): "This is a stroke test. Quite literally."

These lighthearted moments provide a break from the more serious discussions, showcasing the camaraderie and playful dynamics among the hosts.

Racing Incident: A Harrowing Moment in Motorsports

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing a recent incident in the racing world involving 19-year-old prodigy Connor Zillish. After securing victories in the NASCAR Cup Series, Zillish suffers a severe fall during post-race celebrations. The hosts vividly describe the accident, expressing relief that he survived but concern over his rapid return to racing.

• Dan LeBatard (38:07): "He slips because it's slick up there. He gets his foot caught in the net..."
• Greg Cody (39:37): "It's as brutal of a fall."

The conversation emphasizes the physical risks associated with motorsports and critiques the culture of aggressive post-race celebrations that may contribute to such accidents.

• Dan LeBatard (43:24): "He could have died from that."

This segment underscores the inherent dangers in high-speed sports and the importance of safety measures to protect athletes.

Grocery Shopping Anecdotes: The Struggle with Prepackaged Meats

Returning to more everyday topics, the hosts discuss their frustrations with prepackaged deli meats. Billy and Greg Cody express their disdain for the inconsistency in slice thickness and the challenges it poses for sandwich-making.

• Billy (30:00): "Get out of here with those."
• Greg Cody (30:33): "Sometimes I'll get it freshly cut."

This relatable conversation highlights common grocery shopping frustrations, infusing humor into the mundane and fostering a connection with listeners through shared experiences.

Closing Remarks

As the episode wraps up, the hosts blend discussions on culinary adventures with final thoughts on the topics covered. From mastering the art of cooking Boston butt to contemplating the future of sports memorabilia, "The Sands of Time" offers a rich tapestry of conversations that entertain, inform, and resonate with the audience.

• Stugotz (44:08): "No, I love it."
• Dan LeBatard (44:18): "I can't stop thinking about Thai food."

The episode concludes on a light note, inviting listeners to reflect on the diverse range of topics while eagerly anticipating future discussions.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Billy (00:56): "Can somebody please tell me if Percy is okay?"
• Dan LeBatard (02:09): "It was very obvious to everyone as you're looking right now, seeing a dog walking just on three of its four legs."
• Mike Ryan (03:00): "It's a torn ACL."
• Ethan (07:23): "I took her to the vet. It cost me $450, but for that, anyone would pay."
• Mike Ryan (19:42): "Too many statues."
• Dan LeBatard (25:03): "A great reset. There needs to be a rookie wage scale back to normal sized championship rings."
• Dan LeBatard (37:05): "This is a stroke test. Quite literally."
• Dan LeBatard (38:07): "He slips because it's slick up there. He gets his foot caught in the net..."
• Billy (30:00): "Get out of here with those."
• Dan LeBatard (44:18): "I can't stop thinking about Thai food."

This episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz" masterfully balances serious discussions with humor and personal anecdotes, providing listeners with a comprehensive and entertaining exploration of the topics at hand.