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Dan Le Batard
Is the Dan show with the Stugach podcast.
Kaley Cuoco
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Pablo Torre
Want to get to Pablo Torre and his reporting. It seems excessive. 11 people, 11 journalists, 11 sources on a story that is just supermarket tabloid junk. But before I do that, the exact Draymond Green quote. And it's a great one. I'm not an angry black man. I'm great at basketball. I'm great at what I do. The agenda of trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I'm sick of it. It's ridiculous. I think calling him the angry black man is almost the fairest time that you can ever say that in sports and be able to feel like you can quantify it. Like, your play suggests you're angry. It's part of why you're great. That's part of why you're crazy.
Stugotz
Why are you guys making me punch my teammates?
Zaslow
Why?
Stugotz
Why are you guys making me put Rudy Gobert in a chokehold?
Zaslow
So are you making me kick other players in the ball?
Pablo Torre
Everyone knows I'm going to get ejected and miss a game before the finals. We all know this. You're going to get suspended. Like what?
Stugotz
Shame on all of you.
Pablo Torre
So, Pablo Draymond Green, angry black man yes or no?
Ryan Reynolds
What's. What isle of the grocery store. Is this because I want to be in the different one. You guys are in the can we call this black guy really angry aisle. And I'm just trying to be over here doing, you know, real journal. I will say. I will say that Draymond Green, seemingly discovering that flagrants don't count against his technical count. Quietly brilliant. Quietly brilliant. If that's a solution to not being banned himself, is to just flagrant foul people instead of technical foul people.
Pablo Torre
Why would people. Why would Draymond agree? Why would he get mad about being called angry?
Zaslow
Well, and where did it even come from? Like, what was the.
Ryan Reynolds
Well, I think there's a very simple answer here, is that Draymond Green is grasping for any amount of spin around what is unquestionable and well documented behavior. And he's like, this feels like a thing that people would have sympathy for. And so he says it. I don't think it's much deeper than that. I think Draymond greed has no credibility on the question of does he do things uncontrollably. The only question is how intentional is his recklessness.
Pablo Torre
Are you saying that this is manipulation, that this is public manipulation to just start a race fire around him because he loves to be in the center of conflict? Jim Leland used to say this about Barry Bonds. Go and invent things so that he could have all sorts of dumpster fires around him?
Ryan Reynolds
Well, I also think it's something that I'm sure he's bothered by. Like, if you're Draymond Green and you're rationalizing to yourself, why does no one understand my. My genius as a basketball player? You go to something that feels like it might be generally true of people who are like you, even if specifically it is absolutely not the reason why people think you have a deserved reputation.
Stugotz
Is it fair to be like, hold on, Draymond. Like, I understand in the entire climate during your professional career, it's not okay, especially for someone like me or a sports center anchor to call you an angry black man. We realize that that's pretty heavy. And no one's actually going to go ahead and say that. No one really is thinking about that, honestly. Maybe some are. I'm not. I just think you're, like, one of the crazier people that has ever played that sport. But don't come around and say, like, I'm doing that to you. I think you can take offense and p back to the notion that I'm not the one perpetuating this narrative. If anybody here, it's you. Draymond.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Stugotz
He's his own worst enemy in this situation. Of course, being an angry black man is a stereotypical trope, and I can't really defend him on this, because his actions on the court leads people to believe that, hey, you're an angry black man. Especially what he did to Rudy Gobert. Like, you put him in a chokehold and everything.
Ryan Reynolds
Like, I don't know what to tell you.
Pablo Torre
I don't even think in this particular case, like, if you want to put the angry and black together. Pat Riley identifies as an angry human being. Like, I'm not even sure that angry is a bad thing to be if it's the coal in your furnace on. However it is that you become great at things. The thing he's great at, nobody else wants to be great at.
Stugotz
It's a combination of the things, because I don't think, like, if you ask people to describe Draymond Green, angry would come back. A lot of the time, if anyone actually follows the sport, they'd say, yeah, that guy plays angry, and it's probably the reason he's built a Hall of Fame career. But he's an angry dude.
Pablo Torre
The anger makes him bigger.
Stugotz
Yeah, he's an angry dude. Also, he is black. But putting it together is, you know, dangerous in these times. And if you're gonna say that this narrative is out there about you, and to be fair, I don't know how you perceive these things. I haven't lived a day in your shoes. I just know I've never called you that. And I don't appreciate being told that this is some sort of nigga narrative that we're building when we all have eyes. Like, we've all followed the sport.
Dan Le Batard
Zaz, you're proudly prejudice. Is he an angry black man?
Zaslow
When I'm a judge, I rule with prejudice. In my everyday life, I'm absolutely not prejudice. How dare you? So right now, I'm not a judge. There is no prejudice coming from me.
Pablo Torre
Do you want to judge on that? Do you want to make a ruling on this?
Stugotz
Seems like I do, actually. Okay. You're Pablo.
Pablo Torre
Pablo didn't want the smoke, Pablo.
Dan Le Batard
Let's see if his ruling is with or without prejudice here.
Zaslow
So we are debating. We are deciding. It is up to me to determine whether or not he is an angry black black man. We're throwing that on my.
Pablo Torre
You are. You are. You are the most qualified person in America as Judge Zaslow, and clearly not a black person at all.
Zaslow
Well, as Judge Zaslow, I rule that Draymond Green is, in fact, not an angry black man.
Dan Le Batard
Good ruling.
Ryan Reynolds
Yeah, good ruling.
Stugotz
Wow.
Zaslow
I rule with prejudice.
Pablo Torre
Wait a minute.
Ryan Reynolds
Feels like the judge got scared there. Feel like the judge got real scared of the way that things get clipped these days.
Pablo Torre
That's ruling without prejudice. I wanted him to rule with prejudice.
Zaslow
Judge Zaslo always rules with prejudice.
Stugotz
Okay, can I try this another way? Is Raymond Green angry?
Dan Le Batard
Why did you turn before?
Stugotz
Is Draymond Green black?
Pablo Torre
Yeah.
Zaslow
Judge Saslow rules.
Ryan Reynolds
Yes.
Stugotz
Is he a man?
Pablo Torre
He's going to trap you.
Zaslow
Judge S Low rules that he is a man.
Stugotz
Isn't he? Is he an angry black man?
Pablo Torre
No, not at all.
Zaslow
Judge Szaslow rules that Draymond Green, upon further consideration, what is not an angry black dog.
Ryan Reynolds
Very good ruling.
Stugotz
Very good ruling.
Pablo Torre
Without prejudice.
Ryan Reynolds
I like the. I like the show where we find out if the judge is guilty. I like that show.
Pablo Torre
We're headed there.
Zaslow
That never happens in my courtroom.
Pablo Torre
We've been there. Clarence Thomas already is moving on to other things. Pablo Torre is attacking politics and whatnot.
Stugotz
Now, keep in mind, this is just on the court stuff. We don't know this man off the court. He could be. He could be the happiest man on earth.
Pablo Torre
That is. That is true. But also, he wasn't. And this was on a court. It wasn't on the game court, because I would think that would make the flames higher. But the punching the teammate in the face thing.
Stugotz
Practice court.
Pablo Torre
Yeah, the punt. But the punching the. All of us seeing the video of the punching the teammate in the face thing.
Ryan Reynolds
Not great.
Pablo Torre
A lot of. A lot of circumstantial evidence around his angry. No circumstantial evidence around his black or his man.
Stugotz
Well, we can have Pablo find out. Pablo, you're next.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Stugotz
You found out if he was an angry black. Hear that episode?
Dan Le Batard
I heard that Jordan Poole got in the face.
Ryan Reynolds
Tony heard this episode. Tony.
Stugotz
No, I didn't.
Ryan Reynolds
We did. We solved the mystery of what did Jordan Poole say to Draymond Green to get him punched in the face in a way that is not racially specific, but merely indicative of a larger emotional temperament? That is exactly what we did. He said, you're just a backpack for 30. And Draymond Green, in a totally non racially specific way, punched him in the face. Yeah, that. We found that out last year or actually two years ago now. Fall.
Pablo Torre
Can we do a top five list right now with Pablo Torre on top five things? Pablo has found out because he's in the Middle of a media swirl right now. He's gotten close to this, this, this sewage story, this story that we can't get enough of. Cotton candy. Everybody prying into Belichick's bedroom. I will tell you, I promise you, I've never wanted to be there. We're all there now. We're there together. CBS Sunday Morning is there that cheesy foof that was on CBS Sunday Morning that was interviewing him that did televised nonsense and did what Pablo is doing right now, feeding with 11 sources off the Belichick story. Everybody wants to talk about number five, fifth best, Pablo Torre. Find out was or do you want to do olive first?
Ryan Reynolds
Let's do some olives. I have not prepared this, but the episode is always.
Pablo Torre
Yes, you're always happy to. Always happy to talk about yourself. And they've done a lot of prize winning work. So this Tony, how many. Pablo is doing something no one else is doing in the space. He is throwing journalism at some curiosities that no one else is exploring. So how many of you have you heard? Because he's producing a television show. It's quite good.
Stugotz
They're incredibly exciting. I love the titles of them. I love hearing them on the show. I, I'm getting to all of them, but I love them. Right. Like when, when he tells me Dallas Cowboys fans on Murder on Death Row, I'm like, oh, I'm in after some other things, but I'm in eventually. There's one day where I'm going to be in.
Pablo Torre
So. So none.
Stugotz
Zero.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, they're in the queue as.
Pablo Torre
Have you watched any. Have you seen or listened to a single Pablo? Pablo Torre finds out episode?
Zaslow
I have. I've seen a few episodes.
Pablo Torre
Which one says you remember?
Zaslow
Yeah, I had him on one time where there was this story about something that was, you know, I don't want to get into the whole thing, but yeah, it was with Israel and I thought he did a really terrific job on it.
Kaley Cuoco
Thank you.
Ryan Reynolds
Yes.
Pablo Torre
You just.
Stugotz
Didn'T know where that was going.
Pablo Torre
I thought there was a mosquito in the room. It was, I mean, what was an episode?
Ryan Reynolds
Oh, no, it was, it was a great. It was, it was an actual episode about an Israeli soccer player who got taken hostage. And it was a really good episode. Thanks. As I remember that conversation, it was.
Zaslow
I had you on my show.
Ryan Reynolds
Oh, I loved it. Yeah, I loved it.
Pablo Torre
We all thought you were talking about Israel Gutierrez.
Ryan Reynolds
Different episode, different episode. We're the third ranked sports podcast on Apple right now, so just check us out if you haven't we're doing that stuff over there for Meadowlark Media.
Pablo Torre
Did you climb past us? Did you just climb past us? Now, keep in mind, Simmons, and pardon my take, they get out early on Sunday, so just Pablo feasted this weekend. Don't get carried away.
Ryan Reynolds
The feast was not entirely cotton candy. Admittedly, there's some real reporting. For instance, Oli. There is a 28,000-year-old dildo in Jordan Hudson's Mom's Sex Museum in Provincetown.
Pablo Torre
That's Oli. That's pretty good. That's pretty good for Oli.
Ryan Reynolds
Yeah.
Stugotz
How do you identify that? It's made for sex. It could just be a stick.
Ryan Reynolds
Yeah, it was made. Well, okay, hold on.
Stugotz
Is it phallic in nature?
Pablo Torre
No, he said it was number five.
Stugotz
Does it have balls?
Ryan Reynolds
There is a plaque alongside the 28,000 year old dildo that explains it is made of camel dung.
Stugotz
That can't be cleaned. It's unsanitary.
Dan Le Batard
But could they have used, like, the camel dong as, like a. No, not camel.
Ryan Reynolds
No, it is. It is. It is dung dong. Though, in Billy's defense, dung dong, camel. Hello?
Dan Le Batard
It's Pat Riley.
Stugotz
Scary Terry.
Pablo Torre
I love a landline in Milwaukee. They're absolutely picking up a landline in Milwaukee to take calls on Yannick.
Stugotz
It's exclusively how you answer calls from Pat Riley.
Dan Le Batard
I think my favorite thing, like this time of year is watching videos of NFL GMs and presidents like crank calling each other, like, while the other team is on the clock. It makes no sense that they're wasting their time doing this, but they all seem like kids having fun while they're supposed to be drafting their team.
Pablo Torre
Are you giving us the top five facts about your Pablo Torrey finds out story? Are you just giving us your best Pablo Torrey finds out stories? What are you doing?
Ryan Reynolds
This is all from the Belichick episode. That's a longer list, by the way. Is there a sound? Anyone else hearing that sound? Background?
Pablo Torre
There's no sound. What sound are you talking about? Is that your headphones? Is that something happening with your faint.
Ryan Reynolds
Sound of birds song?
Pablo Torre
No, no, that's not hearing the faint sound. CBS Sunday Morning sound. Listen, this guy who interviewed Belichick, you tell if this sound right here is how any human being talks, or is this just a broadcaster being extra Cheesy broadcaster because he's on CBS Sunday Morning and he's got a trap. Belichick and his young girlfriend.
Stugotz
You're probably thinking the same thing I was when I sat down with Bill Belichick. The now 73 year old former NFL coach wasn't interested in gloating about his many achievements.
Kaley Cuoco
Football is everything for Belichick.
Pablo Torre
No one talks like that. But this is where he cornered Belichick and there was no moving around him.
Stugotz
The other change for Belichick is 24 year old Jordan Hudson. His creative muse.
Pablo Torre
That last three words. Not creative muse, not objective journalism. Right there.
Ryan Reynolds
Oh, wait, hold on, hold on. I guess number four. In the acknowledgments page of Bill Belichick's book, he explicitly thanks one of the first people. And it is, quote, his ideas mill and creative muse, Jordan Hudson.
Pablo Torre
That's not what I'm. I'm not saying she's not that. I'm saying the way he said it had a question mark in it and cynicism.
Stugotz
His creative muse.
Pablo Torre
I know that Belichick says that, but he's questioning it while pretending to not question it.
Stugotz
His creative muse.
Pablo Torre
And it's slathered in Velveeta. No one talks that way.
Stugotz
His creative muse.
Pablo Torre
He's winking at the audience. No, it's not real.
Stugotz
His creative muse.
Pablo Torre
It's that pause between the his and the creative someone.
Stugotz
Creative muse. So someone saw camel take a dump and was like, let's make a dildo.
Pablo Torre
What is that?
Dan Le Batard
I'm telling you, it could be used for anything.
Ryan Reynolds
It could have been a hammer on YouTube. It's very clearly a dog.
Dan Le Batard
They made a YouTube 20,000 years ago in which you were 28,000 years ago.
Stugotz
I mean, some of this stuff is still common practice. Have you ever heard of the Alaskan pipeline?
Pablo Torre
Let's not do that, Judge Zazzle. Pablo, can you help me please, with the dildo phrasing?
Stugotz
Cut that, please.
Pablo Torre
I just want that. How factual. How factual is the museum. How factual they're questioning. It can't be camel dung. It can't be a camel dong. Why would anyone use camel dung as a camel dong? It seems unhygienic. They're questioning it. Why do we know that from 20,000 years ago? What did Pablo Torre find out?
Ryan Reynolds
Number three, the sex museum is the first thing you enter on the way to the sex shop. And in the sex museum, there are a series of exhibits, including one where there's a cock ring made out of a goat eyelid, which I didn't even have time for in this episode.
Pablo Torre
It's rising up the charts. I didn't mean to sound about that.
Stugotz
I can whisper in your ear what an Alaskan pipeline is.
Pablo Torre
I really don't want that. I didn't want.
Stugotz
It's a service that I'm offering.
Pablo Torre
No, thank you.
Stugotz
You're offering it or just explaining it was what you're offering? I'll explain what it is. Tap me on the shoulder.
Pablo Torre
Number two. Number two. Well, you know what? Hold on a second. Since you're saying it.
Stugotz
Well, it has a lot to do with.
Pablo Torre
This is rather literal. No, it has a lot to do with this, too.
Stugotz
We've got a penalty.
Zaslow
Five minutes, Major.
Dan Le Batard
Sorry.
Stugotz
Dan's right. He knows.
Pablo Torre
Roy, they all know what you were talking about with the Alaskan pipeline. Get out of here. You're not helping. You're immature. You and him.
Stugotz
Him?
Pablo Torre
Yes, you and him. You keep. I wanted to say fisting, but pounding fists. You keep pounding fists.
Stugotz
Yes. That doesn't help, Pablo.
Pablo Torre
Number two.
Ryan Reynolds
Number two is that the sex museum slash shop in question has been broiled in a documented board of health scandal around the illicit use and administering of injectable erectile dysfunction drugs.
Pablo Torre
Okay, so the family. The family sex museum. What are we. What are we doing? We're just doing that.
Ryan Reynolds
That's just. That's literally just one segment of the show. Like, I'm not even. This is like a fraction of a fraction.
Pablo Torre
So what did you find out? Number one?
Ryan Reynolds
Number one is that the University of North Carolina wants to call me a liar because I reported that Jordan Hudson was banned from their building and football program, even though multiple sources explicitly told me that she is no longer welcome, allowed, or able to work for the university in any football context.
Dan Le Batard
How'd you manage with 11 sources to still get the story so wrong?
Ryan Reynolds
Pablo? I know it's embarrassing. It is embarrassing. If you were to believe a school that has every incentive to lie to cover up everything else that I reported. Well, Pablo, this is quite funny in that way.
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Ryan Reynolds
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Kaley Cuoco
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Pablo Torre
At the.
Ryan Reynolds
At the beach is a good one.
Kaley Cuoco
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Ryan Reynolds
Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Ryan Reynolds
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Ryan Reynolds
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Stugotz
Yeah.
Ryan Reynolds
Yeah, it's great.
Stugotz
Love it. Love it.
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Pablo Torre
Don LeBatard.
Zaslow
John, can you rate my Al Pacino from that billiard scene in Carlito's Way if I do it for you? I think it's pretty good.
Pablo Torre
Yeah.
Ryan Reynolds
Okay.
Pablo Torre
Stugarts, you think you're big time when you're gonna die big time.
Ryan Reynolds
That is on my infamous scale of 1 to 10. That's a. That's a 7.6 solid.
Stugotz
That's a SUI nominee right there.
Dan Le Batard
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugach.
Pablo Torre
I've always found this a little bit scary around reporting when you're out there and all you can trust is your sources. You have 11 of them. You are resolute as a university is going to want to protect itself. These football programs are strong. The economy around Belichick is strong. They will flog you if your information is correct. In today's age, people can deny everything. Why is your information correct? Because North Carolina is going to keep saying your story's bullshit.
Ryan Reynolds
Yeah, I think it's very telling, actually, what North Carolina did. So I have this report that comes out Friday morning that's deeply sourced, has said things that are not in question at all, which is basically surrounding this meeting from the higher ups at the university, from the chancellor's office, down to the athletics department, down to the football program, in which it is said again that Jordan Hudson cannot be in the building anymore. Cannot be around the team, is not wanted around the team, will not be around the team anymore in the way that she has been, by the way, and the way that she has been. Just for people who are not caught up on this, she was cc'd asking to be cc'd on every email to Bill Belichick. She was bossing people around behind the scenes. She was on the field with Bill on video in a way that scared everybody who has to worry about the reputation of both Bill in the program and also recruiting. And what the statement that Carolina did release, what it said was, I'm just going to look it up here because I think it's worth quoting. Because all they needed to say was this. Nobody reporter got it wrong. Jordan is welcome at our building. Instead, for the first time, they said this quote. While Jordan Hudson is not an employee at the university or Carolina athletics, she is welcome to the Carolina football facilities. Jordan will continue to manage all activities related to Coach Belichick's personal brand outside of his responsibilities for Carolina football and the university. So they could have said, she's welcome here, period, end of story. Instead, what they do in a very obvious way to be is say, she doesn't work for us. She's not doing anything related to us. She is not employed by us in any legal way. Do not blame us for how she may be behaving. That's his thing, not ours. So that is what they said.
Pablo Torre
So stressful to be in the middle of this. Or exhilarating because you know, you've got your sources and you trust your sources. Again, this is a thing. I know. This is a silly, silly story. I know.
Ryan Reynolds
But it's not power. It's about power. But in a real way.
Pablo Torre
Yes, yes. Because I do want to get into this part of it. Pablo. Just the idea of the male football establishment, there's no way they're letting this into the building. Like they'll. They'll do with the. They'll do the pink fields. They'll do the pink fields to traffic in whatever profit there is around breast cancer awareness. But the caveman locker rooms, not letting a woman this ambitious on the premises, like when this happens to their beloved coach, that's the end of the relationship with her.
Ryan Reynolds
So I think there's actually a parallel to the Draymond thing here, now that I sort of think it out with you, because on some level, I am also the person who's like, it's insane that you would blame Olivia Munn for Aaron Rodgers performance on the field. That is like textbook misogyny. Right? You should not blame the significant other of any athlete for how they perform on the field. This, though, is not that this happens to be the case of an individual who so ambitious, yet clumsy in how they execute their ambition that they have made enemies in his family, in his inner circle, on his coaching staff, at the athletics department, at the university president level, at every media company. She has worked with. The reason I have 11 sources. Yes. I must say I'm an awesome reporter. Sure. It's really because everybody is like, you have no idea how bad this. Look, I want to take, I do want to take credit for me unearthing everybody one by one. What happened was in February I reported the thing about how she wound up in the football, in the super bowl commercial, in this ad with Affleck and Damon, who she was negotiating.
Pablo Torre
She's his manager. Because she's taking opportunity, a very great opportunity that any manager or agent would take if they too will happen to have a relationship with Belichick.
Dan Le Batard
I don't know, Dan, if this is the way you're trying to make it come off, but it makes it seem like you're saying North Carolina not letting Jordan run around and do whatever she wants is because they're anti women. Because she's just this young up and comer who's trying to find her place in the world. Not she's the coach's girlfriend who doesn't really have any experience running a college football program.
Pablo Torre
Which do you think is the reason that she's not allowed? Because Belichick.
Dan Le Batard
It's not because she's a woman.
Ryan Reynolds
No.
Pablo Torre
But Belichick puts his sons in coaching positions like Belichick can make economies out of being near Belichick. He can do it with anybody.
Ryan Reynolds
Oh, boy. Listen to the episode. Please, please listen to the episode. The thing about how she's conducted herself when it comes to having that power, right. It's not merely that she got the power, it's how she's been using it. And it has been in a way that is entirely self destructive to the person she's trying to protect. The CBS Sunday Morning thing, Dan, and that birds, the bird chirping, which I assume is just you guys tormenting me.
Pablo Torre
I don't know what you're talking about. Nobody.
Ryan Reynolds
What do you mean that psychological torment.
Pablo Torre
What are you hearing?
Ryan Reynolds
The reason why that's notable is because that is a puff piece that they were trying to make that she single handedly turned into something that opened the floodgates on everybody saying this person that I'm dealing with is ruining the legacy and the reputation and the current modern day employment that he has at this university. This guy who is known for discipline and discretion and privacy and defensive strategy. It's being undone by her. And I'm not saying, by the way, that she doesn't have good intentions. I'm not even saying that. I'm merely saying that in Silicon Valley, for instance, to pay a compliment. There are lots of very young people who are very ambitious who have no idea what the consequences of their decisions are. These are unintended consequences that leave us addicted to cell phones, for instance, just broadly speaking. Right? A compliment to Jordan Hudson. She is a prodigy in that regard. The problem is that when you go and you break a lot of things along the way, there are these costs, there are these consequences. And it may result in her boyfriend, who she met when she was 19 years old on an airplane, it may result in him not having that job for much longer. That to me, is someone who is terrible at their job, even if they mean well. And there is a difference between intent and effective. And we are in the world of results, and it's really going badly.
Zaslow
Pablo, is there a chance that he never coaches a game at UNC?
Ryan Reynolds
Absolutely. June 1st. Man, look at that. Look at that contract. Right before all of this. June 1, the buyout from the Belichick side of things dropped from $10 million to 10 times less to $1 million. And the theory was that's because he wanted it out. If the NFL came sniffing around and said, oh, I would love to have Bill Belichick, I can tell you the NFL has no desire to get into to business with Bill Belichick, especially not right now. And then the question becomes, does Bill want to remain there? If his bosses are actually saying, look man, you can't operate this way. You can't embarrass our school this way. In which case he may not feel like he's in charge anymore, in which case, is it really worth it? If all you want to do is sit in the front row of the Miss Maine pageant watching your girlfriend at age 24 get second runner up. If that's what he wants to, if that's what he wants out of this, I'm not here to yuck his yummy. This is not a story about an age gap relationship. This is the story about power and who gets it. And everybody around Belichick got walked over by a very ambitious young prodigy named Jordan Hudson, who is driving that program into the ground. That is why I'm reporting the story. It's not because it's fun and funny and because they're 28,000 year old dildos. That is merely the happy side benefit of what happens when you open up the mystery box and find what's inside.
Dan Le Batard
Pablo, does this story have a happy ending?
Ryan Reynolds
Well, it's hard not to make a Bob Kraft reference here when you ask that question.
Pablo Torre
Pablo has dominated this story from the very start. It's a pathetic thing to say about him. He was the first to report that Jordan was acting as Bill's agent months ago. He may be Peabody nominated, but this is the story he will be known for. It's pathetic. He's on Morning.
Ryan Reynolds
Wish I could fight back on that.
Pablo Torre
No, it's, it's gross. The whole thing is gross. It shames you. It's embarrassing to journalism that you traffic off the clicks of this, of this particular story.
Dan Le Batard
But Pablo, it's fair to say, right? The only reason that CBS Mourn has even talked about this part of his story in the relationship is because Jordan was sitting right there and interrupting the entire time. Had that not happened, they probably would have maybe touched the subject very lightly, but moved right past it and to your point, just promoted his book and made it a puff piece.
Ryan Reynolds
I have reported what that day was like from a lot of different angles and you're exactly right. They wanted to tell a. They were at Bill's high school, his old high school in Annapolis, Maryland. The navy sweatshirt was because they were there in Annapolis trying to tell the story of a guy who wrote a book in which his football lessons, his football wisdoms could apply to non football people in any walk of life. And he cited her in the acknowledgments they had posted about how they met. It's just, just the most softball question to just let you say what it is that you have already said before. But Jordan Hudson as a PR person didn't know that she would be on camera, on a microphone. And then the only reason it hasn't been worse by the way, is because CBS has not released the half hour more of footage, I am told, in which she is giving like Spygate like hand signals to tell him not to answer other questions. Like the whole thing they never got to do. You know, in these things, you guys know this. You do a walk and talk around the setting. The reason no one knows it was his old high school in Annapolis was because they never got to the walk and talk. They never, it ended, they never got there. And it's because Jordan Hudson, generously speaking out of a self protection, or rather a protection of the two of them together, this power couple intervened in ways that entirely backfired. And that's why we're talking about this now. It's because they did it to themselves.
Pablo Torre
With the help of this guy, his creative muse. Like he was right there. He was waiting for, he was like he was waiting for something like that to happen.
Dan Le Batard
Why didn't they go with Ideas Mill? That's so much better than Creative Muse.
Ryan Reynolds
Yeah, it's way funnier to be an Ideas Mill for somebody.
Pablo Torre
Well, and he couldn't. I don't think he could come at it with this kind of snark.
Stugotz
If Creative Muse, his.
Pablo Torre
His Idea Mill isn't as skeptical like he's doing his Creative Muse. He enjoyed doing that.
Zaslow
What ideas? He's a football coach.
Ryan Reynolds
By the way. By the way, the idea for the book. I reported this in the episode too. It was Jordan's idea. She read Ray Dalio's book Principles. She was like, you should write a book in which you give your lessons to the world. And they did.
Pablo Torre
Oh, but why would you say ideas? No, he and you should be in a Belichick. You should do what Saban's doing. He's in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. You don't to want, like, what do you mean? She's his manager. Like you.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, but also, like, you should also record a commercial of me in a polka dot bikini that we're gonna put out there. Also, like, that's where the line is kind of crossed from like manager and good PR person to. This isn't exactly how that role works. Right. Like a good PR person, you don't know who they are and they don't make the story about them and they don't show up to their clients commercials and say, you should shoot one of just me.
Ryan Reynolds
Also. Yeah, it's not a great use of the power that she acquired as his girlfriend. Didn't go great. Isn't going great. And yeah, look, man, I expect. And to Dan's earlier point, I expect to live and be haunted by this reporting because it is endless. I keep on discovering new things, including over the weekend. I just.
Pablo Torre
This is your beat. This is embarrassing. I'm just on this Metalark Media funding. This is an embarrassment funding this witch hunt. You did the same thing to Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippen. You did the same thing. You trafficked in the supermarket aisle. And you should be embarrassed by like, you're Peabody nominated. When I ask you the top five Pablo Torre finds out stories they shouldn't be smut cells.
Ryan Reynolds
I mean, I tried to sell you guys on the death row stuff and that was met with a resounding, can we talk about the dildos? So back to that really quick.
Stugotz
Me and Mike were talking about it back back then, 28,000 years ago.
Ryan Reynolds
It was hot.
Stugotz
No freezers, no nothing to solidify what we had going on. There. So they just left it out. How did that work? They just raw dog the dung.
Pablo Torre
All right, what are you doing?
Stugotz
Asking the question. It's his job to find out.
Pablo Torre
Are you going to just stay on this beat? I think you should just keep. You know what I think you should do? Cheap and dirty. I think you should have like three straight episodes on this. Like, you should just.
Ryan Reynolds
I really could.
Pablo Torre
You should. You talk. You should go ahead and do.
Ryan Reynolds
I told you guys that on my top five list was a cock ring made of a goat eyelid. That wasn't in the episode.
Stugotz
I can understand.
Ryan Reynolds
That's the kind of stuff we had.
Stugotz
Well, that has a practicality and a pliability to the eyelid that I can kind of. I can comprehend. But the camel, though, like, it's poop, it's feces.
Pablo Torre
Pablo, I am asking you to cheap it. I am asking you publicly to cheapen your brand by just spitting out a bunch of Pablo Torre finds out morsels about this stupid ass story.
Stugotz
Wow.
Ryan Reynolds
Can I give you. Can I. There.
Stugotz
That is a sweet ring.
Ryan Reynolds
Yeah.
Stugotz
Wow. Like on it still.
Ryan Reynolds
Can I give you one thing? I didn't include the episode that I think would be the thing I would do next, but I'm probably not going to because I care about.
Pablo Torre
What don't you like, Zaz?
Kaley Cuoco
Like what?
Pablo Torre
The cutting room floor thing?
Zaslow
No, that thing that they show on the screen.
Pablo Torre
Oh, you don't like it?
Ryan Reynolds
Floor. The making of that thing. Looks, look, there is one detail. Can I just give you one detail that I didn't include that I think should haunt everybody, including the University of North Carolina? Can I do that before I get out of here? You remember the Roast of Tom Brady, where Tom Brady made that joke about Bill Belichick and the ring cam? Do you guys remember this at all? Different Ring. What?
Zaslow
Ring cam.
Pablo Torre
Oh, no, that's the sound. You look at this.
Stugotz
Like a true journalist. The way that Billy trapped right before Pablo.
Pablo Torre
That's the sound we've been playing behind you. Him coming up. This is actually Belichick, right? And he benches.
Ryan Reynolds
Can I tell you the story behind this video, which I couldn't even include in the episode?
Stugotz
Yes, please.
Ryan Reynolds
So the story behind this is that this was reportedly filmed, of course, at Jordan's abode. She has this whole real estate venture. She has this, you know, budding real estate empire that I didn't report, but others did. Now, the question I had as a reporter when I saw that video and am haunted by that video audio as well, is how did the Daily Mail get that video, huh? How does one get internal ring cam footage from a home? How does that happen? Who had access to those videos? And let's say it wasn't Jordan Hudson. Just for the sake of this hypothetical that I am just merely hypothetically going into depth on. If it wasn't Jordan Hudson, who was it? And what other videos might have been taken without Bill Belichick's knowledge at almost age 70, wandering around like a bear in the woods on a porch looking for food? How. How else could they ensure that there is nothing else that could be monetized or used against the highest paid employee in the state of North Carolina? It's just a question that I think people. Well, I can report now exclusively that Bill Belichick's family is worried about, that they're looking into. And I feel like the university that says I'm a liar might want to do the same.
Dan Le Batard
Is he a hostage?
Pablo Torre
You know, this feels like.
Ryan Reynolds
I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying that it's a weird video. It's a weird video. Where'd it come from?
Pablo Torre
What do you mean? Don't say you're not saying anything. You were saying.
Ryan Reynolds
Got it.
Pablo Torre
Don't say you weren't saying anything.
Ryan Reynolds
Why would they do that?
Pablo Torre
Her creative muse. You were saying something. That's what you were doing. And I want to know. This is the Jordan and Belichick is Larsa and Marcus for white people. And I want to know when you're going to spread it around a little bit and go after your own people.
Ryan Reynolds
Like Manny Pacquiao's mom.
Pablo Torre
Well, he's fighting now at 48 or 49. He's coming back. He's fighting.
Ryan Reynolds
He's a literal senator with deeply homophobic religious convictions. So not ideal for your boy these days. On that front.
Pablo Torre
Don't ruin it.
Ryan Reynolds
I mean, it's true. He's my hero.
Pablo Torre
I can't believe that this is shooting up the charts.
Stugotz
Big breaking news. Follow up story on the UNC Jordan front. Michael Jordan will appear on Peacock's NBA on NBC coverage as a special contributor. He is finally doing the media thing.
Pablo Torre
Michael Jordan, Peacock, NBC. That basketball deal. Everybody wants broadcasters. I wonder how that much. How much that cost. And I like it. A special correspondent. He'll wander off his couch and do a zoom three times a week. Give him 700 million three times a week. Three times. I'm sorry. Three times a year. My bad. Thank you. Three times a year, he'll wander off the couch and do a zoom from that. From the last dance chair with a drink in his hand. Pablo, thank you. Excellent reporting. Way to waste time and money chasing these people down with 11 sources. It's not real journalism. It's asinine, like.
Ryan Reynolds
And subscribe.
Pablo Torre
Yes, it's very popular, that podcast. Yes. So Zaz is scared of this thing here. He says he doesn't like it. It. It's not a thing to be liked.
Stugotz
Have you tried it?
Zaslow
I would never try that.
Stugotz
No, I'm saying the general concept.
Zaslow
Think a judge would be caught trying something like that?
Stugotz
No, I mean like the ring.
Pablo Torre
Did you guys account for the fact I read this this week and we get shy? So funny that it's also totally not surprising that ChatGPT is basically responsible for college kids aren't studying at all anymore. Like, they are just using AI to get through college. And we are becoming fast. Fast.
Stugotz
Like you gotta be careful with that. It's wrong all the time. They tried to tell me Josh McDaniels got fired twice in one season. That's how wrong it's been.
Ryan Reynolds
Yikes.
Stugotz
Yeah. I'm telling you, try to make me believe that Dennis Springer was black.
Pablo Torre
You owe a fifty dollar fine for that one.
Stugotz
What? I figured that one out on the air. No, no, no. I saved us from being, you know, misinformed.
Zaslow
How do you see a goat's eyelid and say, I know what I want to do with that T?
Summary of "Hour 2: The Truth About The Belichick Ring Cam Story" (May 12, 2025)
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz delves deep into the controversial narrative surrounding Bill Belichick's alleged "ring cam" story, featuring insightful commentary from renowned sports journalist Pablo Torre. The episode navigates through themes of racial stereotypes in sports, investigative journalism challenges, and high-profile personal relationships within the athletic community.
The episode opens with a heated discussion about Draymond Green, focusing on the perpetuation of the "angry black man" stereotype in sports. Pablo Torre criticizes the media for reinforcing this harmful trope, asserting, “The agenda of trying to make me look like an angry black man is crazy. I'm sick of it. It's ridiculous” (01:56). The conversation highlights how Green's on-court behavior, while contributing to his success, inadvertently fuels racial stereotypes.
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Transitioning to the main topic, Pablo Torre shares his investigative journey into Bill Belichick's personal and professional life. He reveals the complexities of reporting on a figure as guarded as Belichick, emphasizing the challenges of sourcing credible information: “I've always found this a little bit scary around reporting when you're out there and all you can trust is your sources. You have 11 of them” (22:36).
At the core of the episode is the revelation of Bill Belichick's relationship with Jordan Hudson and its ramifications within the University of North Carolina's football program. Torre discusses how Hudson's increasing influence and unconventional methods have led to tensions and eventual exclusion from the university's athletic department: “She was bossing people around behind the scenes. She was on the field with Bill on video in a way that scared everybody” (27:04).
Notable Quote:
A significant portion of the discussion centers around the leaked "ring cam" footage from Belichick's residence. Torre raises pertinent questions about the source of the leak and its implications for Belichick's reputation: “How did the Daily Mail get that video, huh? How does one get internal ring cam footage from a home?” (37:04). The conversation explores the potential motives behind the leak and the broader impact on Belichick's legacy.
Torre emphasizes the importance of source credibility and the ethical dilemmas faced by journalists: “I must say I'm an awesome reporter. Sure. It's really because everybody is like, you have no idea how bad this” (27:16). The hosts critique the challenges of balancing sensationalism with factual reporting, especially when dealing with high-stakes personalities in sports.
Notable Quote:
Interspersed with serious discussions are moments of levity, including humorous banter about historical artifacts and fictional elements related to the "ring cam" story. These segments serve to balance the intensity of the primary topics, providing listeners with a blend of humor and critical analysis.
Notable Interaction:
As the episode wraps up, Torre reflects on the ongoing nature of the Belichick story and its broader implications for sports journalism: “This story is driving that program into the ground. That is why I'm reporting the story” (29:12). The hosts leave listeners contemplating the intersection of personal relationships, media scrutiny, and professional integrity in the world of sports.
Notable Quote:
Racial Stereotypes in Sports: The episode underscores the detrimental effects of racial stereotypes, particularly how they can overshadow an athlete's genuine skills and contributions.
Challenges in Investigative Journalism: Torre's account highlights the complexities and ethical considerations inherent in reporting on high-profile individuals with guarded personal lives.
Impact of Personal Relationships on Professional Settings: The Belichick and Hudson relationship serves as a case study for how personal dynamics can influence and sometimes disrupt professional environments.
Media Responsibility: The hosts advocate for responsible journalism that prioritizes factual accuracy over sensationalism, especially when dealing with sensitive and potentially defamatory subjects.
This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz offers a multifaceted exploration of race, power, and media ethics within the sports industry, anchored by Pablo Torre's investigative insights and the show's signature blend of earnest discussion and humor.