The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz: Hour 2 – Tony & Billy's Big Lies

Release Date: July 2, 2025

1. Introduction to the Episode

The episode kicks off with Stugotz setting the stage for the hour by mentioning the need to close several conversational loops from previous discussions. As part of their 20-year celebration, they tease an upcoming segment called "Behind the Bit," which features a sports trivia challenge with Stugotz's brother, Lebo. Stugotz humorously recalls Lebo's less-than-stellar sports knowledge, citing a memorable moment where Lebo mistakenly identified Eric Jeter as the most famous shortstop of the New York Yankees. (Stugotz, [00:30])

2. Mind Benders and Pop Culture References

Chris Cody brings up his appreciation for "mind benders," a game format where participants tackle "Would you rather" scenarios. Stugotz segues into discussing the movie Friendship starring Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson. He praises the film for its blend of humor and awkward moments, drawing parallels between Paul Rudd's character and Zaslow, another cast member. An amusing anecdote unfolds when Stugotz recounts recommending the movie to his brother's widow, leading to a humorous misunderstanding where she thought he was telling her to leave a crowded place. (Stugotz, [01:10] - [02:10]; Chris Cody, [01:10] - [01:12])

3. Tony's Cockroach Encounter

The conversation takes a personal turn as Tony shares a harrowing experience of stepping on a cockroach in the dark. He describes the unsettling sounds and the subsequent mess left on his foot and rug. The group humorously debates the plausibility of Tony's story, with Billy questioning the sound’s origin given the rug's presence. Stugotz enforces a playful penalty of "two minutes for lying," accusing Tony of fabricating aspects of his tale. The banter continues as the group weighs the challenges of stepping on cockroaches on different flooring types, ultimately sympathizing with Tony's unpleasant ordeal. (Tony, [03:27] - [07:00]; Billy, [05:12] - [07:00]; Stugotz, [05:27] - [07:00]; Chris Cody, [03:04] - [07:00])
Notable Quote:
"I had the juice of its guts all over my foot." – Tony ([04:23])

4. Alligator Alcatraz: A Political Edge

The discussion shifts to a politically charged topic when Chris Cody mentions "Alligator Alcatraz," a recent initiative portrayed by the White House. Stugotz probes Dan LeBatard's understanding of the concept, which Dan initially relates to former President Trump’s idea of fortifying Alcatraz with alligators in its moat to prevent escapes. The hosts dissect the implications of using alligators as a deterrent, blending humor with political commentary. They mock the idea of politicians being sent to an alligator-infested Alcatraz, highlighting the absurdity and the underlying messages about security and incarceration. (Stugotz, [10:00] - [15:54]; Dan LeBatard, [11:34] - [16:27]; Chris Cody, [12:02] - [15:54])

Notable Quote:
"AI are the aesthetic of fascism. So what is this? Tell me. Teach me." – Dan LeBatard ([12:10])

5. Sports Updates: The Duncan Robinson Debate

Shifting back to sports, the hosts delve into a detailed analysis of Duncan Robinson from the Miami Heat. Stugotz questions whether any player has achieved a projected number one overall without traditional college experience, referencing Eric Swan—though details surrounding Swan's career appear muddled. The conversation highlights Robinson's shooting prowess, comparing him to Jason Capono, and debating their effectiveness and legacy within the Heat's franchise. Chris Cody expresses admiration for Robinson, emphasizing his status as one of the all-time greats for the team, while Stugotz points out statistical distinctions between shooting percentages and volume. The debate underscores the challenges of evaluating player performance beyond raw statistics. (Stugotz, [16:44] - [22:13]; Dan LeBatard, [16:44] - [22:13]; Chris Cody, [16:44] - [22:13])

Notable Quote:
"Mathematically there's no argument that Jason Capono is a better shooter than Duncan Robinson." – Stugotz ([18:39])

6. Behind the Bit: Lebo's Sports Trivia Challenge

In the heart of the episode, "Behind the Bit" features Lebo testing his limited sports knowledge against the hosts' questions. The segment is filled with lighthearted humor as Lebo struggles to answer basic sports-related queries:

• Joe Burrow: Lebo mistakenly identifies him as an amateur football player rather than a professional.
• Milwaukee NBA Team: Confusion arises when asked about the team's name, with Lebo guessing "Cobras."
• SEC Football Teams & Coach Ed Orgeron: Lebo's answers reveal his lack of familiarity with college sports, leading to chuckles from the hosts.
• LeBron James' Team: Lebo incorrectly states Cleveland, showcasing his limited current sports engagement.

The segment culminates with a "Mind Bender" question, "Would you rather be a cat or a dog?"—receiving mixed responses and further highlighting Lebo's playful absence of sports enthusiasm.

Behind the Bit Highlights:

• Lebo's incorrect answers and humorous attempts add levity.
• Stugotz shares personal anecdotes about Lebo's participation, including past moments like Lebo painting caricatures of the hosts.

Notable Quotes:
"Joe Burrow is a professional football coach." – Stugotz ([32:55])
"I want to be off the phone." – Lebo ([39:59])
"I think it's the fun that we had around that. There were plenty of activations that we had where he was." – Stugotz ([36:23])

7. Reflections and Closing Remarks

As the episode winds down, Stugotz reflects on the enduring camaraderie and the creative dynamics between him, Dan, and Lebo. The hosts express appreciation for Lebo's unique contributions, both as an artist and a recurring guest who brings a different flavor to the show. The segment emphasizes the blend of sports, humor, and personal stories that define The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, celebrating two decades of engaging and entertaining content.

Conclusion

Hour 2 of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz masterfully intertwines personal anecdotes, political satire, and sports analysis, all while maintaining a playful and engaging atmosphere. Through Tony's cockroach saga, the absurdity of Alligator Alcatraz, a spirited debate on Duncan Robinson's legacy, and the endearing sports trivia challenge with Lebo, the episode delivers a rich tapestry of discussions that cater to both avid listeners and newcomers alike.