Hour 2: Top 5 Things That Connote Jury Duty

Summary

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Top 5 Things That Connote Jury Duty
Date: March 24, 2026
Recorded at: The Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, Greg Cody, Mike Ryan, Chris Cody, Roy, Jeremy, Brad Williams, Siegfried, Amin Elhassan, and others

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Episode Overview

This hour of the Dan Le Batard Show is a fast-paced, irreverent blend of sports media analysis, behind-the-scenes show banter, and classic comedic bits. The central theme revolves around the intersection of credibility and bias in sports punditry, with a lively debate about Dan Orlovsky’s quarterback draft rankings. The crew veers into nostalgic sideshows (notably American Ninja Warrior fail stories), wildly offbeat personal confessions, and concludes with Greg Cody’s much-maligned comedic top five list themed around jury duty. As always, the tone is both chaotic and playful, with sharp-witted interplay among the hosts and regulars.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Dan Orlovsky’s Draft Analysis and Credibility (01:23–10:52)

• Orlovsky's “Hot Take” on Ty Simpson (01:23–02:26):
  The team analyzes NFL commentator Dan Orlovsky’s outlier ranking of quarterback Ty Simpson as the top draft prospect—especially given that both share the same agency.

  • Chris Cody on Orlovsky's climb:

    “It is a tribute to his work ethic and he is maniacal...he has climbed to the top of this particular business, which is easier than the one that he did before because he’s really good.” (01:25)

  • Greg Cody raises the conflict-of-interest question regarding media figures being repped by the same agency as athletes they cover.

• How Much Agency Relationships Matter (02:26–04:20):

  • Roy argues Orlovsky’s reputation suggests genuine conviction rather than agenda:

    "Because it's such a stark take...I have to believe that Dan Orlovsky truly believes it and isn't doing lip service because that's not what his track record has been." (03:40)

  • Mike Ryan and Jeremy debate whether Orlovsky owes viewers full transparency about his agency tie—in an age when newsbreakers and analysts overlap and agency ties are common.

• Analysts vs. Newsbreakers: Different Responsibilities (05:07–10:14):

  • Mike Ryan draws a distinction between factual reporting (where bias is dangerous), and analysis (where opinions are expected but can still be swayed by relationships).
  • The group recalls past bold draft proclamations, such as Mel Kiper’s overrating of Jimmy Clausen and Jaworski on Kaepernick, noting how such takes stick to a pundit’s legacy (06:01–08:15).
  • The crew jokes about what Orlovsky's agency tie would even “get” him, ultimately landing on:

    “You do have access to insight that other people wouldn’t have on Ty Simpson because of it. Not everything is just spin and a nefarious plot..." (08:35, Mike Ryan)

• Broader Sports Media Manipulation Themes (10:14–10:52):

  • The conversation expands to describe how agents also shape coaching searches and GM opinions by flooding insiders with information, subtly steering media and management decisions.

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2. Classic "Eagles and Turkeys" Bit & American Ninja Warrior Antics (13:17–22:05)

• Amin Elhassan’s Game Show Misfire (14:10–16:18):
  • The team derides Amin for “clipping his wings” while trying to launch a new game ("Turkey or Eagle"), recalling a public fail from his TV days—“you were once an eagle and now you’re a turkey!”
• Most Watched American Ninja Warrior Wipeout? (15:00–21:22):
  • Roy, Chris Cody, and Greg Cody debate whether Amin’s infamous fall was the most viewed Ninja Warrior video.
  • Greg Cody digs into the context, noting the comic value of seeing familiar faces ("people like Paul Pierce could laugh at former executive Amin Elhassan…embarrassing himself").
  • The group compares with the even more brutal “Charlie Hume nut shot” video:

    “If you were somebody who was drawing a cartoon to be funny, this is how somebody would hit their balls...” (20:04, Greg Cody)

  • Playback and analysis of both pratfalls; affirmation that embarrassment, not athletic success, is TV gold.

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3. Revelations from the "Poop Chats" (22:13–24:59)

• Greg Cody’s Bathroom Bragging (22:13–24:59):
  • An extended aside based on Greg’s boast:

    “I’m the most regular man in America.” (22:13)

  • The team confesses to ongoing "poop chats," including Brad Williams meticulously tracking his numbers (121 poops in 83 days - 23:17).
  • Mike Ryan deadpans:

    “That is too much for a human being to be going to the bathroom. That is not regular. That’s irregular. That is close to illness.” (24:20)

  • Banter over health, regularity, and what constitutes appropriate group chat content.

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4. Greg Cody’s “Top 5 Things That Connote Jury Duty” (27:19–29:38)

• The Bit:

  • Greg Cody (prompted for "Kathleen Turner voice," then defaulting to his own) presents a farcical list, sparking immediate disapproval.
    1. Juriassic Park
    2. English actor Chris Jury
    3. Aaron Judge
    4. 1978 49ers defensive back Bob Jury
    5. Jerry Seinfeld
       (28:07–28:38)
  • The roundtable obliterates the list:

    “Brutal.” (28:38, Brad Williams)
    “You had two juries. It was a terrible list.” (29:39, Greg Cody)
    “That was terrible.” (35:03, Chris Cody)

• Meta-Discussion on Top 5, Mount Rushmore/“Mount Gregmore” Mechanics (29:04–29:38):

  • Ongoing confusion and jokes about whether Greg Cody’s "Mount Gregmore" (top five) is better than the classic Mount Rushmore (top four), and the complex mechanics of his March Madness bracket challenge.

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5. Show Meta-Banter and Running Gags (32:12–36:51)

• Greg Cody Called Out for “Legendary Badness”:

  • Chris Cody rails against his father’s lack of comedic success on the day, openly shaming his efforts and referencing his recent absences and illnesses—

    “He’s undercut me. He’s not been good today.” (32:46)

  • Banter about Scarface (“You think Scarface is a TV show?” - 32:12), and attempted impressions (Biden, Kathleen Turner, Jimmy Durante).

• Pitch for a “South Beach Sessions” with Manu (36:13–37:42):

  • A tongue-in-cheek pitch to Dan Le Batard to interview the extremely stoic world champion Hi-Li player Manu, with the expectation the interview would be both awkward and compelling by virtue of Manu's flat demeanor.

    “He has the emotion of a stone. Right. You’re not gonna get anything out of him, but I think if you play it straight, it could be both funny and engaging.” (36:44, Mike Ryan)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Orlovsky’s Integrity:
  “I have to believe that Dan Orlovsky truly believes it and isn’t doing lip service because that’s not what his track record has been.” — Roy (03:40)
• On Agency-Analyst Conflicts:
  “You do have access to insight that other people wouldn’t have…not everything is just spin and a nefarious plot.” — Mike Ryan (08:35)
• On Embarrassment as Good TV:
  “People falling down, embarrassing themselves. You can watch that video for three straight hours or videos like it that comparable shame.” — Greg Cody (18:37)
• On “Poop Chat” Regularity:
  “That is too much for a human being to be going to the bathroom. That’s irregular. That’s close to illness.” — Mike Ryan (24:20)
• On Greg’s Failed Top 5:
  “Brutal.” — Brad Williams (28:38)
  “You had two juries. It was a terrible list.” — Greg Cody (29:39)
• Family Tension in Real Time:
  “He’s undercut me. He’s not been good today.” — Chris Cody (32:46)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Dan Orlovsky Draft Take Debate: 01:23–10:52
• American Ninja Warrior Memory Lane: 14:10–22:05
• Poop Chat / Regularity Discussion: 22:13–24:59
• Greg Cody’s Top 5 Jury Duty Bit: 27:19–29:38
• Meta-Show Banter and “Mount Gregmore” Discussion: 29:04–32:12
• Pitch for “South Beach Sessions” Interview: 36:13–37:42

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a classic Le Batard Show hour: brisk, absurd, reflexively self-aware, and unafraid of getting uncomfortably honest or unusually silly. While it nominally covers a hot sports media topic, it’s the tangents—embarrassment, family feuds, bodily functions, and the loving evisceration of failed bits—that make it uniquely entertaining for both fans and newcomers.

Transcript

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[Greg Cody]

Before we go any further, because I

[Chris Cody]

don't want to be aggregated just doing the thing to Orlovsky that everyone does, which is there was that one play that one time that any of us would have run terrified out of the end zone on and it's an indictment of his credibility. It is a tribute to his work ethic and he is maniacal and his information that he has climbed to the top of this particular business, which is easier than the one that he did before because he's really good.

[Greg Cody]

And so when he says all of a sudden in Hot Take Land, Amendoza, the number one pick, hey this guy over here is better. And then you tell me their agencies are together and you also tell me that the information age is totally polluted on matters of credibility. I'm genuinely asking all of you what's fair critique here when somebody who's got when the person who's got the take is compromised, even though in perhaps this instance he really believes it and it's not a compromise, but he's giving you a take. No one else is giving you about 190 pound quarterback and is also represented by the same agency. What's conflict there on information and what's not?

[Roy]

Well, I think we got to look at Orlowski's track record. He's been a guy who's, you know, he doesn't typically go for hot takes. Right. So. And this isn't a, a a I think a feathers width between. Right. If. If you're on the fence between two picks and you go with the guy that's repped by the same agency, that's way more likely than I'm going to go out on a limb on something I don't.

[Mike Ryan]

Simpson.

[Greg Cody]

Simpson probably wouldn't be the number two pick in the last 10 drafts before

[Chris Cody]

this one, but it's.

[Roy]

He's in this draft. That's the only point that matters.

[Jeremy]

I think if you're an NFL team, you're doing who needs a quarterback. You're doing so much due diligence that it really doesn't matter to you what even a respected analyst is.

[Greg Cody]

But you guys are saying though that the information is. Can be possibly polluted enough that Orlofsky is doing sales on something subjective on television. On behalf of a. Of a teammate. On behalf of a teammate.

[Roy]

I think you are exaggerating it again. I think if you're on the fence between two things, then I think maybe, yeah, maybe you lean towards your guy, quote, unquote. And by the way, just having this being repped by the same agency doesn't necessarily mean I love my agent and everyone he represents.

[Mike Ryan]

Right.

[Greg Cody]

Lean on or no one else is saying this.

[Roy]

But see, that's my point. Because it's such a stark take. We're not like on the fence between two prospects. It's such a stark take. Then I have to believe that Dan Orlofsky truly believes it and isn't doing lip service because that's not what his track record has been throughout his career.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

It's kind of like when Mel Kuyper Jr. Would not let go that he believes Jimmy Clausen was the best quarterback in that draft and it ended up being a huge embarrassment for him. We'll see how this one plays out. No one else in media is saying Ty Simpson is the best quarterback in this draft. They're not really held in direct comparison. So I just threw it out there that this is something that the Internet is talking about when it comes to Dan Orlovsky. I do think that Dan Orlofsky has a ton of integrity, though.

[Jeremy]

I think so too. And he's perfectly titled to his opinion on Simpson. However, I do think a guy like Orlowski is obliged to say now, full transparency. We have the same agent. But I would like.

[Chris Cody]

Does he.

[Greg Cody]

Should he.

[Chris Cody]

I don't know.

[Greg Cody]

Okay, but wait a minute.

[Chris Cody]

You're.

[Brad Williams]

No, I don't think he needs it.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

No, I don't think he needs to do it.

[Jeremy]

I think it would be nice.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

I think this is related to the conversation that we were having about Schefter last week. And in the information age where these news breaking personalities are also represented by these agencies that represent the athletes, they cover their data points and you as a consumer has to be informed about some of that stuff. Or you can just go on the whims of your mobile alerts and live life delightfully.

[Roy]

I think there's also a difference, Mike, between analyst and newsbreaker. Newsbreaker for sure. There are all sorts of conflicts of interest and things like that that may be playing a role, particularly when they. Because in theory it's supposed to be just a factual thing, so and so signed. So I'll give you a great example. Cam Thomas got waived by the. By the Bucks. But when you read Sham Charania tweet about it, it's not just he was released by the Bucks. It's like all this stuff that makes you understand this information is coming from someone who clearly likes Cam Thomas a lot and feels like he didn't get a fair shake in Milwaukee, it's not coming from the Bucks. So that's the stuff to me where it's a lot more important. When you talk about analysis, these are people's opinions and they are less likely to be influenced by things like that, I think, than they are than someone who is a news reporter.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

I agree. And the show that he contributes the most to, get up, it's framed as like have a take, defend it, do something provocative with it. I'm a fan of when analysts, an analyst, not necessarily the newsbreakers, put their names to this stuff. I remember when Ron Jaworski was saying Colin Kaepernick is going to be one of the greatest quarterbacks ever. He for his own, for his own channel, provided, you know, weeks worth of content and draft buildup. That's a part of this too.

[Brad Williams]

I think the fact that they're repped by the same agency and he's coming out and saying this, I think it gives more credit to what he's saying, to how strongly he believes this opinion because he can't be dumb enough to not think that people out there are going to try and connect dots. Obviously it's transparent enough that dots are going to be connected. But you know what? I don't care because I really do feel this way. So I'm going to say it anyway. I think it means that he feels even strongly stronger about the opinion.

[Jeremy]

I don't disagree. But I think that credibility is enhanced if he's out front with it rather than have it reported as if he's trying to hide something.

[Greg Cody]

Just you want him to say every time he's got a Ty Simpson opinion and full disclosure, I'm represented by the same agency.

[Jeremy]

That would just be a weird first time.

[Siegfried]

It'd be a weird thing to hear on.

[Greg Cody]

Like I don't know how people found that out. I don't know if he has done it one time. I don't think what Greg Cody is suggesting here is correct. But I do find all of this, all of this fascinating because everyone's at the trough every day looking for the different thing to say. There are trolls and people who want clicks and all over the place. He's not one of them. He's got the power. He's climbed to the top of the business and he's done it by doing his homework. He's meticulous about studying film. I know some people who do this well. Chris Sims will speak very highly of Malik Willis. He's breaking down all the film. Very few people are doing that. Arlovsky is one of them. He has outworked people to get where he is. But his opinion here is different from everyone else measuring quarterbacks. And he's not a click monster. He doesn't care about that. That opinion is damning for all time because he's saluting a quarterback who'd be the worst taken in the first round in 10 years.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

When you say daming for all time, it could be viewed as an exaggeration. But look, I remember these takes. I just cited Mel Kuiper and Ron Jaworski from the top of my but

[Greg Cody]

how could those words not help him climb in the draft with one GM who knows all of knows Orlovsky is good at his job and is saying this person, this person thinks he's a scout.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

I also wouldn't couch it as that negative of a thing. Again, just a data point. You draw your own conclusion. But there, there's a benefit to being in the same agency. You do get to know the other client a little bit better. You do have access to insight that other people wouldn't have on Ty Simpson because of it. Not everything is just spin and and a nefarious plot to dominate the news stream and become a daytime sports topic. I don't think that's what the seeds are here, but I do think it's interesting that you take it into account.

[Brad Williams]

Is it silly if I ask? Like, let's say he is doing it. He's. He's being so positive about Ty Simpson because they're in the same agency. Let's just entertain that for a second. What does Dan Orlovsky gain out of that? Like, if he doesn't do it, is his agent not going to work as hard?

[Sports Analyst Mike]

He's making provocative tv. It's good for.

[Greg Cody]

It's good for.

[Brad Williams]

Why is he supporting. Why is it because they're repped by the same agency? Why does that mean anything to Dan Orlovsky?

[Sports Analyst Mike]

I hear you. I think it should. It's one of those things that.

[Brad Williams]

Remember that time you didn't support my other client? I'm not going to work hard for you. That's going to happen.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

I think it matters. I think it matters a little bit more if this fails. And the next time he does something with perhaps a client that is also in his agency, that would be a reflection on him. I think things like this, being repped by the same agency really matters most when you have the coaching carousel, because that is absolutely manipulated by agents pumping names to insiders, getting them attention, and forcing them in these conversations where they wouldn't be candidates otherwise.

[Jeremy]

There's a huge difference to the agent. If Ty Simpson is drafted second overall versus 19th or 23rd, that's Danderlovsky's job. Huge difference.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

And one of the things that you need to consider too, both with the draft and with coaching carousels, is not just the newsmaker, not just the client, but also the general managers are also getting fed stuff because they're also repped by the same agents. So the agents are just kind of controlling this whole thing. Luckily, sports, for the most part, is a meritocracy and all these things come out in the wash. Hey, Roy, buddy.

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[Greg Cody]

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[Jeremy]

There is actually.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

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[Jeremy]

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[Sports Analyst Mike]

Waiting for this one.

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[Roy]

You guys haven't answered the question that would needed to be answered about 40 minutes ago. Which is is any is he an eagle or is he a turkey?

[Chris Cody]

Oh, I'm sorry Amin.

[Greg Cody]

You were gonna soar.

[Siegfried]

I didn't even hear the message.

[Greg Cody]

You were once an eagle and now

[Mike Ryan]

you're a turkey because you clipped your wing on you. Chad Henny, he was trying to give us a launchpad to a great new game show. Did you see how excited he was?

[Roy]

Was.

[Mike Ryan]

We have not seen that happen to A meme since American Ninja Warrior.

[Roy]

Hold on, hold on.

[Greg Cody]

No, that you were going to take flight and then you fell in the pool.

[Chris Cody]

That's what.

[Mike Ryan]

That's what just happened. You guys saw it on a game show.

[Chris Cody]

You were an eagle, my friend, and now you're a turkey.

[Roy]

I didn't know that swiveled, man. No one told me it swiveled.

[Chris Cody]

Is it still the most viewed video

[Greg Cody]

in the history of American Ninja Warrior?

[Mike Ryan]

Is it?

[Roy]

I don't think it was ever the most. It was one of the most.

[Brad Williams]

Like, how many you think it's at

[Sports Analyst Mike]

right now of all the videos that's among it?

[Roy]

No, no, no, no.

[Greg Cody]

It was number one for a while. What's number one for a while? Did it get topped by something else?

[Roy]

Probably some school mom or whatever.

[Greg Cody]

All right, well, Jeremy can look it up. Or Roy. Either one of you.

[Roy (alternate)]

I'm on it.

[Greg Cody]

Oh, that's not even it. Had you not seen the good one? Had you not seen it?

[Mike Ryan]

That isn't the good one.

[Brad Williams]

I know of it, but I don't think I seen it.

[Greg Cody]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. That's the second one. That's not the first one. That was the crappy sequel.

[Roy]

That was the Paul Pierce Michelle beetle Bet.

[Siegfried]

That is funny. That's a sequel, though.

[Greg Cody]

He just runs. Well, I. I don't think 10,000. We're going to play the Eagles and Turkeys game. I believe that that is right where Amin's career soared off into a ditch.

[Roy]

That was my. My zenith. I'm NBC execs coming up to me and be like, yo, we love you. And I'm like, what's happening here? And that's when I discovered. They said. They told me your video was one of the most viewed American Ninja Warrior videos ever. And that blew me away.

[Chris Cody]

But just one of Not.

[Greg Cody]

Not that crappy sequel either. Which you regretted doing right after the fact. You were trying to go to the same. Well, you're all wet like.

[Roy]

No, that one. I had $10,000 on the line. Paul Pierce and Michelle Beadle said they were gonna be me. 10,000. Well, 10,500. Michelle was gonna kick in $500, but Paul Pierce is gonna give me $10,000. And if you watch the beginning of that.

[Siegfried]

Cause you made it through the whole thing with their search.

[Roy]

Just that first one. Literally right before I run like the Akbar and Matt Eisman are on the call and said, there's Michelle Beadle and Paul Pierce. They're here to support me. And they cut to me, and I'm Doing the money sign, because I'm looking at Paul and said, get ready to pay up. And so I start going, well, not this one, but I start going step by step. And I start thinking about what I'm going to spend this money on. Oh, my God, am I going to get a new car? What am I going to do with this money?

[Greg Cody]

You were that confident, Dan.

[Roy]

I was running perfectly on this thing. And then I suddenly. I remembered, oh, my God, wait a second.

[Greg Cody]

The rope.

[Roy]

And I didn't realize there was one more step. And so I jumped prematurely. I should have taken one more step and then jumped.

[Mike Ryan]

That's such a far jump.

[Roy]

I know, but I was. I panicked. I was thinking about money, man. I can't help it.

[Chris Cody]

All right, we're going to get a recreation of this because I don't even remember this. The sequel was so much worse than the first one.

[Roy]

The sequel was great. Money on the line.

[Greg Cody]

Okay, you got money on the line exiting the screen. No, but that's the original. I think you guys got it right that time. But that's from highly questionable. And I don't believe that.

[Mike Ryan]

That. Yeah, that's is. That's the first one.

[Roy]

That's the. That's the one where it's. It's swivel. See, look at it. It swivels.

[Jeremy]

Pause.

[Roy]

Don't laugh at me. No, that you the last person to laugh.

[Siegfried]

Exit scene.

[Roy]

No, you couldn't even play hockey. You got winded just standing there.

[Siegfried]

I love how he just leaves the scene.

[Mike Ryan]

That's a T shirt. That's the Michael Jordan. It's the opposite of what. Mike, do you realize that T shirt right there, that T shirt is [e-mail]

[Chris Cody]

that should be a secret code between

[Greg Cody]

friends of the show who remember the most viewed. That right there should be an emblem.

[Mike Ryan]

I mean, for everything you're selling as the fallen executive who wanted to do the game show hosting of Turkey and

[Greg Cody]

Eagle and fell on his way just

[Mike Ryan]

like he did out of the screen

[Greg Cody]

there in trying to announce the game.

[Mike Ryan]

Do you want to play Turkey or Eagle?

[Roy]

Fuck this show, man.

[Chris Cody]

Okay, I guess not. We're not going to play Turkey or Eagle. Chris, Cody, Jeremy, can you give me some information or. Roy. I'm sorry, I'm continuing to get confused.

[Roy (alternate)]

Yeah, that's Siegfried. I'm Roy.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, can you guys get me some information, please, on what Amin is claiming, which is whether that's the most viewed video in the history of that show?

[Greg Cody]

You saw that. Look, man, there's nothing better on television.

[Chris Cody]

Than that. People falling down.

[Greg Cody]

We can make television for the rest of time.

[Chris Cody]

I can replace human beings.

[Greg Cody]

People falling down, embarrassing themselves. You can watch that video for three straight hours or videos like it that comparable shame.

[Chris Cody]

And you can laugh at a mean,

[Mike Ryan]

easiest television that gets made.

[Greg Cody]

Amino Hassan, in that show's history. That show has a lot of falls. Hell, we did. You guys need to get Charlie Hume that if this one. If Charlie Hume were more famous. What happened to Charlie Hume on American Ninja Warrior would be the video that replaces Amin because of how he hit his balls on. On a. On a structure that was not meant for balls. Am I wrong? Do I have any drive if I say which is the better video?

[Sports Analyst Mike]

You have that right. It wasn't made for balls.

[Greg Cody]

Which is. Which is the funnier video, Amin or Charlie Hume? I think it was a difference of fame because people like Paul Pierce could laugh at former executive Amino Hassan embarrassing

[Chris Cody]

himself on the Ninja Warrior course.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

But it was also about the context of the confidence before Amin was talking so much shit as he does his.

[Roy (alternate)]

Speaking of. I have no proof that this is one of the most viewed videos and

[Sports Analyst Mike]

told you all the videos. That's certainly one of them.

[Roy (alternate)]

There's a whole bunch of them come up before this one.

[Siegfried]

I have the sound of Charlie, but it doesn't do it justice. Like we have the isolated when his. You know.

[Greg Cody]

Well, but.

[Siegfried]

So we're efforting for the video.

[Mike Ryan]

Did you ever.

[Greg Cody]

Did you get to. I'm sorry, Siegfried, did you ever get to this part of the obstacle course that Charlie Hume fell on? The second thing. Fell balls first, and then fell comedically, cartoonishly into the water? You.

[Mike Ryan]

If you.

[Greg Cody]

If you were somebody who was drawing a cartoon to be funny, this is how somebody would hit their balls against something. It would make a horrible sound, and then you just cling. Didn't he cling with. With his legs around the thing and

[Mike Ryan]

then get splashed into the water?

[Greg Cody]

It seemed terribly painful. It was a better and more embarrassing video than a means.

[Amino Hassan]

Yes, I got further than anyone, I believe.

[Greg Cody]

But did you get over that obstacle? The obstacle that Charlie got to was the second or the third obstacle. And I don't. I think that's a great degree of difficulty on that obstacle. And I don't think you got past the same obstacle.

[Amino Hassan]

No, I believe it was the same obstacle that I ended up failing on.

[Greg Cody]

So you. But you can speak to how hard

[Chris Cody]

it is to get over that particular obstacle.

[Amino Hassan]

Oh, yeah, it's absolutely difficult. Difficult to get over that one.

[Chris Cody]

Okay. They found.

[Siegfried]

We have it.

[Chris Cody]

They found The Charlie Hume video.

[Greg Cody]

I'm sorry. I know there are things going on.

[Chris Cody]

I'm sorry to the video staff for making them run around so much today, but.

[Greg Cody]

Yeah.

[Jeremy]

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's the same one.

[Amino Hassan]

That's the same one.

[Jeremy]

Balls don't lie.

[Greg Cody]

So the crowd.

[Chris Cody]

You can hear the crowd. And the crowd will tell you what happened here. And then the splash.

[Jeremy]

Wow, that hurts.

[Chris Cody]

But the timing, the comedic timing perfection of.

[Greg Cody]

I want you to hear the echo

[Mike Ryan]

of my balls have been hit by a sharp object.

[Greg Cody]

Not a sharp object, but an object

[Mike Ryan]

that would make it through thud.

[Greg Cody]

With uncommon human hurt that both genders would understand. And then the splash.

[Brad Williams]

Was he hurt?

[Mike Ryan]

Yes.

[Chris Cody]

What kind of question is that?

[Roy]

What?

[Mike Ryan]

Are you shitting me? What human being ever, other than a genderless doll. Wait, what human being wouldn't be hurt doing that?

[Greg Cody]

The greatest ninja warrior videos, Jeremy, are what? There are other people falling more funny and violently than that?

[Roy (alternate)]

No, they're all successful. Also, I'm pretty sure that the most famous Louis of all time is black.

[Chris Cody]

That's a good callback.

[Greg Cody]

Greg Cody said during the break, I'm the most regular man in America.

[Chris Cody]

And also. And he's had an old show today

[Greg Cody]

also Harrum, like, out of the side of his mouth.

[Chris Cody]

Too many text chats.

[Jeremy]

Oh, my God. Group chats. They're out of control. If you're having a group chat about who poops the most, you get too much free time.

[Chris Cody]

Okay.

[Greg Cody]

But you're not offering any context to the audience at all on Everyone knows

[Roy (alternate)]

about the poop chat, Dan.

[Jeremy]

No, I don't want to reveal anybody else's bathroom habits.

[Chris Cody]

Greg, you came back into this room and you announced, I'm the most regular man in America. There was a conversation that had taken

[Greg Cody]

place that you were overhearing all the coffee.

[Chris Cody]

Well, but so.

[Greg Cody]

So you brought. You brought in here. I'm the most regular man in America. And what trailed behind you was Chris Cody saying that in one of his poop chats. A person that I think should remain anonymous for the moment.

[Siegfried]

I think we're good saying it.

[Brad Williams]

You could say it.

[Greg Cody]

Brad Williams.

[Siegfried]

Shit's a lot, dude. Okay, so he says, I got the numbers behind it.

[Jeremy]

83 numbers.

[Siegfried]

Literally 83 days in this year so far, he's pooped 121 times.

[Jeremy]

So this Greg, roughly 1.4, 1.5, 1.46.

[Greg Cody]

After hearing that, you came in here and announced, I'm the most regular man in America. Drawn into what was a text chat that reveals this information, because Amin and Mike And Brad Williams and Chris Cody. They're regularly disgusting and wanting to discuss this.

[Siegfried]

We're just friends wanting to make sure our friends are regular.

[Jeremy]

No, it's weird. And I don't brag about it.

[Siegfried]

You know, you did when you walked in the studio.

[Jeremy]

I had a private conversation with my friend and he betrayed the privacy of it.

[Greg Cody]

I'm the most regular man in America. You announced that you were striding with pride.

[Jeremy]

I announced it as an aside. Off the record.

[Greg Cody]

You said it wasn't that much. Is what. What you were really suggesting is that you were unimpressed by. That is too much. Brad Williams is going to the bathroom too much.

[Mike Ryan]

Please make that the episode description. Okay, Brad Williams. That is too much for a human being to be going to the bathroom. That is not regular. That's irregular. That is close to illness.

[Siegfried]

Now people are speculating. He could have, like, a smaller area to hold the poop, so he's maybe creating the same amount. Now we got a bunch of forcing it out more.

[Chris Cody]

Because now you're arguing.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

Low man wins on poop chat.

[Mike Ryan]

Great.

[Chris Cody]

Great. I think this is good.

[Jeremy]

Look, regularity is overrated.

[Mike Ryan]

And you said you're the most regular man in America.

[Jeremy]

Let me give you an example. I'm the kind of guy who can go on demand.

[Siegfried]

What number was that?

[Jeremy]

Number was what?

[Siegfried]

I'm the kind of guy.

[Jeremy]

Oh, that. Yeah, that's in there.

[Siegfried]

Okay.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

2.

[Jeremy]

That was in the top 50.

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[Dan LeBatard]

Don lebatard.

[Jeremy]

My wife says this is a sexy voice.

[Roy (alternate)]

It really is.

[Jeremy]

Yeah, I'm hard. Thank you. Wow.

[Dan LeBatard]

Stunno.

[Jeremy]

Why?

[Dan LeBatard]

This is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats.

[Chris Cody]

Where are we in the top 50

[Greg Cody]

and where are we in your top five? Look, let's close out the show the

[Chris Cody]

way Greg wants to, okay?

[Mike Ryan]

Let's let him just on the all of it at the end.

[Amino Hassan]

That was a good one.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

But can he do it in the

[Roy (alternate)]

voice of Joe Biden?

[Mike Ryan]

Let.

[Chris Cody]

No, Please, God, no.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

How about Kathleen Turner?

[Mike Ryan]

Yes, I'll take Kathleen Turner. Let's do it. Top five. Here we go. Ready? Greg Cody wants to do top five somethings. Wanted to do it while someone else was doing a top five. Got jealous of someone else's top five. Here they are. Greg Cody's top five. What? As Kathleen Turner.

[Jeremy]

Top five things that connote jury duty.

[Chris Cody]

All right, let's do it.

[Greg Cody]

Any Oli?

[Jeremy]

No.

[Greg Cody]

You're Kathleen Turner.

[Jeremy]

It's a mount Greg Moore, which is a top five. Not a top.

[Greg Cody]

What's a mount Greg Moore?

[Jeremy]

Mount Greg Moore is my Mount Rushmore is top four. The mount Greg Moore does it better by being top five.

[Mike Ryan]

Why is there a mount Greg four on the city? Greg Cody. Featuring Greg Cody, Self narcissistic.

[Siegfried]

The bracket challenge.

[Jeremy]

That's the bracket challenge. Greg we haven't even gotten to with. So you want these top five?

[Siegfried]

Yes.

[Jeremy]

Things that cannot juror duty. Number five, the famous movie Juriassic Park.

[Mike Ryan]

You're supposed to be Kathleen Turner.

[Jeremy]

I don't know how to do Cassie

[Greg Cody]

stepped on a bank.

[Mike Ryan]

Just do it.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

I can't believe you stepped on that. Just do your Biden.

[Mike Ryan]

Just do your bind, you know?

[Jeremy]

Number four, English actor Chris Jury. Number three, Aaron Judge. Number two, 1978 49ers defensive back Bob Jury. And number one, Jerry Seinfeld.

[Brad Williams]

Brutal.

[Mike Ryan]

I mean, right?

[Chris Cody]

Let's cover this for a second.

[Mike Ryan]

You're.

[Greg Cody]

Look,

[Chris Cody]

he judges you. He thinks he's a better journalist.

[Mike Ryan]

He thinks he's better.

[Jeremy]

I haven't said any of that.

[Chris Cody]

You don't think you're a better journalist?

[Jeremy]

Well, I do because I don't consider Zaz to be a journalist.

[Mike Ryan]

All right?

[Greg Cody]

You judged Zaz all the time.

[Chris Cody]

Your comedic judgment on that, it was astounding.

[Jeremy]

Thank you.

[Siegfried]

Wait till you hear mount Greg four.

[Greg Cody]

Well, why is mount Greg four different

[Mike Ryan]

than Mount Greg Moore, which is different than Mount Rushmore.

[Greg Cody]

Why are we doing this?

[Siegfried]

Explain it, dad.

[Jeremy]

Rushmore is four. Greg Moore is five.

[Greg Cody]

Why is there Greg four?

[Jeremy]

Because it's four brackets with five each. Right? So it's an amalgamation.

[Siegfried]

The Mount Greg four is four categories that are related to March Madness. Four categories. And in those, he gives his Mount Gregmore. So there's five things from each of those four, and then the fans will vote and the winner of the. Of each of those categories will face each other in a final four.

[Jeremy]

And we have. The vote is going on right now. So go to. Go to my show's social media and vote for the. The four polls. The great four poles.

[Siegfried]

Okay, what are the four topics?

[Mike Ryan]

Wait, we got to get him to stop talking for a second. Unless you want him to just flim out blowout. At the end of the show, you've got Chris.

[Chris Cody]

How much am I going to have to teach you about how to produce your father? Okay, there is nothing left in this tank except a little bit of how do I promote my podcast.

[Mike Ryan]

It's the only reason he's here. When I asked him before the show. What are you excited about? You haven't been here in a while.

[Chris Cody]

He's like my podcast Joe Biden now.

[Mike Ryan]

Greg Ford. I got some good stuff on the podcast. Wait, wait, wait.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

Siegfried. Make him Jimmy Durante.

[Mike Ryan]

Yeah. I'm doing a hot. Thank you, Roy. Thank you for Siegfried.

[Chris Cody]

Thank you.

[Brad Williams]

It's not Roy.

[Mike Ryan]

Siegfried. Thank you for understanding. You're welcome. Sorry that you weren't. I'm sorry about everything that happened there. The late Siegfried, Roy. Everything that happened there. Mauled by tiger. Who could have seen.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

That was crazy.

[Brad Williams]

They were lovers.

[Amino Hassan]

Wow, man.

[Mike Ryan]

Who could have seen it coming?

[Siegfried]

Tiger with an ass crack.

[Chris Cody]

I. Ethan would. Ethan wants to be on so much. He'd be happy to be the ass crack of a tiger.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

But it's funny because as bad as

[Roy (alternate)]

he wants to be on camera, he stayed underneath the desk the entire. The one time we just like, dude,

[Siegfried]

show us your tiger head.

[Chris Cody]

You and Ethan cannot be entrusted together to pull off careful. The Roy and tiger.

[Roy (alternate)]

You've already had those anti Semitism remarks around.

[Mike Ryan]

You know what the weakest link is?

[Chris Cody]

I'll tell you right now, the weakest link is Ethan. Is that his costume? Is he still in costume?

[Mike Ryan]

This.

[Chris Cody]

He's still just a terrible tiger. And the idea that I would see

[Siegfried]

your ass the opposite of Tony.

[Chris Cody]

Look, I just want everybody to see

[Mike Ryan]

what I get, okay? Because the ass crack is what I saw immediately after Chris had Thrown a bunch of papers in the air. And he done it because his father was terrible, as he has been. All show like legendarily bad in a way that Zaslo just looks at him and says, yeah, he thought that not only did he think the Biden was funny, he thought that was a good idea.

[Brad Williams]

I don't understand. Like when I was doing. When I was reenacting the Scarface scene, you then said, what is Zaslo doing?

[Jeremy]

Yeah.

[Brad Williams]

Were you paying attention?

[Chris Cody]

He hasn't seen Scarface and he wasn't listening to the show because he was only thinking about his podcast.

[Jeremy]

No, I haven't seen the show. Heard of it for sure.

[Chris Cody]

Our show. You think Scarface is a TV show?

[Jeremy]

No. I've heard of the movie Scarface.

[Chris Cody]

You've heard of Scarface but you don't know what. So you have no idea what. You have not seen scarface.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

Call it 32nd Greg Cody.

[Jeremy]

I don't know that I've seen the movie, if that's what you're talking about.

[Chris Cody]

I'm going to stay here for a second, Nancy Reagan, because no, not 32nd Greg Cody. We're gonna sink into the full of this. Even though Tiger woods is returning tonight, Even though there's plenty to talk about and this show has had way too much silly today, but he's derailed it at every turn. He's undercut me. He's not been good today.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

Sounds like Alex Jones on that podcast.

[Chris Cody]

Oh, my God. How drunk was he?

[Sports Analyst Mike]

We can't be for sure. We want to be responsible.

[Chris Cody]

No. Can we?

[Sports Analyst Mike]

Yes. Around Alex Jones, you have to be responsible. That might have been just him. That might have been a death rattle. Check on him.

[Jeremy]

Thank you, Craig.

[Chris Cody]

All you've had today is thank you and acceptance speeches because you think you've been exceptional today.

[Jeremy]

No, I never said that. Did I?

[Sports Analyst Mike]

Yeah, he knows.

[Brad Williams]

It's literally how the show started today, with him pointing and admiring himself.

[Jeremy]

I'm a normal human being. What are you talking about?

[Greg Cody]

You have arrived at such full blown

[Chris Cody]

narcissism that you came in here today first time. You've been here two times in the last month because you've been drinking too much on vacation. Cruising. You got sick from cruising.

[Jeremy]

That's an exaggeration.

[Greg Cody]

Yes or no?

[Chris Cody]

You got sick from cruising and had to go to the doctor. Yes or no?

[Jeremy]

No, I did not get sick from cruising.

[Chris Cody]

You came back from vacation, did one show and went straight to the doctor.

[Jeremy]

That's true.

[Chris Cody]

Because you came back from vacation, did one show.

[Jeremy]

I had an acute Respiratory infection while here.

[Chris Cody]

Because laughing makes you cough.

[Jeremy]

Maybe a contributing factor.

[Chris Cody]

So we are killing you.

[Jeremy]

Yes. Especially right now.

[Mike Ryan]

You've been killing us all.

[Jeremy]

Okay, you're welcome.

[Roy (alternate)]

In Greg's defense, we got Boco right on.

[Jeremy]

Yes. Thank you. Nobody says that to Dusty May but me.

[Roy (alternate)]

We also learned that Mount Rushmore is four. Greg Moore is five. Greg, four is four. Things with five in it. Roy is Siegfried and Jeremy is Roy.

[Jeremy]

A lot going on today.

[Brad Williams]

Never seen Scarface.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

Amin left.

[Jeremy]

I don't think so.

[Chris Cody]

We got to get turkey or Eagle tomorrow. We got to play the game show either off air or on air. We got to play turkey or he wants to play. I mean, wants to play the game.

[Roy (alternate)]

Don't forget Jury Seinfeld.

[Chris Cody]

That was terrible.

[Jeremy]

I thought Jury Seinfeld was funny.

[Chris Cody]

I thought you were going to go at least Jury Judy. To make like a pun on Jury Judy.

[Greg Cody]

You had two juries. It was a terrible list.

[Jeremy]

How did you think that a more famous jury than Seinfeld? Unless it's Rice in the NFL.

[Mike Ryan]

Greg Zaslow.

[Greg Cody]

That's never happened. It is never in our show's history

[Mike Ryan]

happen where somebody does a bit with

[Greg Cody]

his judgment and the person right across from him just says out loud, can't

[Mike Ryan]

even keep it to himself.

[Greg Cody]

That was terrible.

[Jeremy]

Jealous.

[Roy (alternate)]

You might not have been here for the day. I did that Schitt's Creek thing with Katie Nolan that.

[Chris Cody]

No, you were.

[Greg Cody]

Your standard is so much higher than Greg's here.

[Chris Cody]

No.

[Mike Ryan]

Yes.

[Chris Cody]

That was brutal.

[Greg Cody]

For sure.

[Roy (alternate)]

Worst I've ever felt. And I felt real bad around here.

[Mike Ryan]

Look at what I just did with Dusty on radio Row.

[Siegfried]

Katie just sitting there listening.

[Jeremy]

Jury west,

[Chris Cody]

He's told you how terrible it is.

[Greg Cody]

Like it says, that's borderline cruel, is

[Chris Cody]

it not to tell a teammate out loud.

[Greg Cody]

Like, have you done a lot of that in your radio career where you just looked at your partner, somebody you're working with every day, and he's on

[Mike Ryan]

an island making jokes.

[Jeremy]

Jerry Jones.

[Chris Cody]

And you just couldn't even help yourself.

[Greg Cody]

You blurted, that's terrible.

[Brad Williams]

I don't think I've ever been so blatantly disrespectful to a teammate.

[Jeremy]

Jerry Springer.

[Brad Williams]

Brutal.

[Jeremy]

Tom and Jury,

[Chris Cody]

if this property isn't for you. South Beach Sessions is undergoing a refurbishing. And Mike Ryan and Chris Cody want to pitch me on something for South Beach Sessions.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

Dan, on the heels of the smashing success of your Diplo interview and Diplo near or at the very top of his industry, we realized that this is a platform worthy of People that are the best at their craft. So we have a sincere pitch for you. Hear us out. Manu. Yeah, we want you to interview Manu for South Beach Sessions. He's the world's greatest backorder. He has the emotion of a stone. Right. You're not gonna get anything out of him, but I think if you play it straight, it could be both funny and engaging.

[Greg Cody]

He'll call you boss.

[Jeremy]

What a draw.

[Greg Cody]

And what do I get in return

[Chris Cody]

for some would say mocking the platform that I treasure by bringing on the star of your defending champion high Alai team to.

[Greg Cody]

He gives off a great deal of

[Chris Cody]

indifference both in his play and his casual elegance on the court and his interviews.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

That's right. Not a big talker. But that's not.

[Siegfried]

That's on you, though.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

What you get is the ability to talk to one of the greatest in the world at what they do. And an episode.

[Jeremy]

Yes, crack that nut.

[Chris Cody]

An episode.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

You get an episode. Potentially. We don't know if there's enough there, but we really want to see you take this crack.

[Jeremy]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

If you think it helps, we can be there for support.

[Chris Cody]

Well, now I might.

[Siegfried]

No, he'll see Mike. I think if we do that, he's gonna just.

[Jeremy]

It'll all.

[Siegfried]

It'll be us talking.

[Sports Analyst Mike]

He might shut down. Yeah,

[Chris Cody]

that'll do. I'll do it with the two of you.

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Time to party.

[Chris Cody]

That's a great attitude.

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[Greg Cody]

You sound insane.

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[Sports Analyst Mike]

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[Chris Cody]

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