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Dan LeBatard
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Stugatz
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Chris Cody
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Greg Cody
Yep.
Mike Ryan
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Dan LeBatard
T mobile?
Mike Ryan
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Stugatz
I'm gonna leave you to it.
Chris Cody
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Billy Corben
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Chris Cody
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Stugatz
This is the Dan Levator show with the ST Podcast.
Mike Ryan
You know what song he's singing? What song? Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
Roy Bellamy
That is not a real song.
Mike Ryan
That's what song he's singing.
Roy Bellamy
That is not a song.
Mike Ryan
He just made.
Roy Bellamy
You made that up and it is not a real song.
Mike Ryan
Okay. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. I'm undefeated.
Chris Cody
Never lost. I know which one is this? I bet you gonna say which one.
Roy Bellamy
My least favorite.
Mike Ryan
Tell me which one it is. It's the middle one. What? Jello?
Chris Cody
Yeah, that's the best one.
Mike Ryan
Thank you, thank you.
Roy Bellamy
That is not a real song.
Mike Ryan
Thank you, thank you.
Roy Bellamy
That is not a real song.
Mike Ryan
Thank you, thank you.
Roy Bellamy
That is not a real song.
Mike Ryan
Thank you, thank you.
Roy Bellamy
That is not a real song.
Mike Ryan
I saw a good stat. Lamelo Ball is taking more shots per minute than anyone in basketball since Wilt Chamberlain in 1965. And not a single one of them is a shot that anyone's going to remember. Because he's doing it at the Nowhere regional franchise ruined by Michael Jordan.
Chris Cody
He's getting his though.
Mike Ryan
He is getting his more shots per minute than anyone since Wilt Chamberlain. Billy, you never finished saying what you were supposed to say about the listener league. You just kept talking and then didn't say what needed to be said, which is happens.
Stugatz
Oh, about God bless football. That you can join GBF's weekly contest at DKNG Co Smirnoff. Presented by Smirnoff, the world's number one vodka. Please drink responsibly. That's about a weekly contest. You guys did the pinky promise, you kissed fingers, and now you guys are in it together.
Mike Ryan
Chris, Cody, you never finished telling us what the origins were of willy Nilly and how it is that that became a phrase.
Billy Corben
The term willy nilly comes from the Shakespearean expression, will ye nill ye that.
Dan LeBatard
There'S just no way.
Chris Cody
What?
Jessica
I have more questions.
Dan LeBatard
How do you spell that?
Billy Corben
Will Y e Y nil. Y e. Got it.
Mike Ryan
Stugot. You never got off when we were talking about Mike Vrabel. Your hot Mike Vrabel.
Chris Cody
Take big Mike Vrabel. What has he ever done seriously? I want to know the amount of coaches who have gone 13 and 21 over two seasons in the NFL because that's how Mike Vrabel finished in Tennessee. And he was 2 and 3 in the postseason and he's.02 in his last two postseason games. We are talking about Mike Vrabel like the Patriots just signed Vince Lombardi to be their head coach. What are we doing? I mean, Mike Vrabel might be the most overrated coach in NFL history. I know he took the Titans to the playoffs. I know they went to one AFC championship game and lost that game. And he's coming off. You know, he's fresh. He took a year off and all this. Mike Vrabel is not this great coach at the Patriots and everyone else is making him out to be. He's not dan. He is 13 and 21 in his last two regular seasons, didn't make the playoffs in Tennessee in a weak division. He is an overrated coach, and the fact that we're treating him like Hank Stram is absurd.
Greg Cody
Then again, I wonder if Patriots fans were saying the same thing about Bill Belichick, who had a similar record in Cleveland before going to the Patriots.
Mike Ryan
Roy is just delighted because there was a Hank Stram reference.
Chris Cody
I hate it just to say Hank Stram. I mean, did it for me.
Mike Ryan
I do. In general.
Chris Cody
I mean, what are we doing?
Mike Ryan
Well, hope trafficking, I would say. Generally speaking, very often we put too much importance in whomever is the next leader who's going to fix everything whether he has a quarterback or not. Drake May, it's a good spot because I think most people believe that Drake May is going to grow as a quarterback.
Chris Cody
It's the perfect spot. And here are the stages of Rabel if Drake May is not a Good quarterback. Rabel didn't select him. It's not Rabel's quarterback. So he'll get a pass for like two or three years before he starts taking some accountability for how mediocre of a coach he is.
Stugatz
Why do you think that, like, he's going to develop Drake May also, what did he do for Ryan Tannehill?
Dan LeBatard
The question is, who are they going to hire to be the offensive coordinator? Apparently Josh McDaniels, which.
Mike Ryan
I think that's a good take by you. I think that's well said.
Dan LeBatard
And he was a bad head coach. Like, I'm not saying he'll for sure be a bad OC with Drake May, but that's an important hire.
Jessica
Most people feel good about their quarterback situation. They have two quarterbacks I think you're. You're right to get excited over. They have a high pick that, you know, they're. They're not going to spend on a quarterback so they can afford to move down. And I do think that you're. You're. You're quite right in that if you look at the record, his reputation kind of surpasses that. I think a lot of that is honestly the gambling aspect in that, you know, betters really trust Mike Vrabel and believe him to be a good coach because of his record as an underdog. Keep in mind the final moment that Tom Brady had at Foxborough Stadium, it was at the hands of Mike Vrabel going into Foxborough taking down that dynasty in the New England Patriots. So it's probably outsized his perception, especially the way that it ended in Tennessee. I think you could see when they started stripping that roster, put Raincarth on in charge, you knew that they were going in an opposite direction and he was wise to kind of get out of there. But I hold him in high regard just because of what he's able to do as an underdog.
Mike Ryan
I would go further than that. I would say all of us believe that his teams play tough and hard and he overachieves with teams that we didn't expect much from. And in that game that Mike is talking about, he exploited a rule while playing against Belichick that got them extra time and outsmarted a coach in a way that we're not used to. To seeing when it comes to, you know, knowing how to milk Belichick. Being at smart made a coaching move that all of us were like, wow, great coaching move. But I think all of this stuff tends to be overstated in how it is that someone arrives anywhere he's done it the perfect way. Stugatz, he's not actually following Belichick.
Chris Cody
He's not following the guy. He's following, you know, the guy who followed the guy.
Jessica
What do we make of what Kraft is doing there, though? Because I get why you think Mike Vrabel is a culture builder, even though I'm pretty sure he took over a team that actually went to the playoffs the previous year. So maybe some of that's overstated, but they go from Bella check. All right, we gotta purge ourselves of the greatest coach of all time. Hit restart when we're going for one of his players, a guy that was on his staff. Okay, let's push him out after one year. Well, who are we getting? Mike V. Who cut his teeth on this staff? And so it's just a prolonging guys that are Belichick disciples. So I'm a little curious at that part.
Billy Corben
Not, I'm not gonna lie, though. A little excited about old home week. Josh McDaniels. Who we got on defense? Romeo Cornell. What's happening?
Mike Ryan
Cut his teeth. Help me with that, please. I don't know when.
Dan LeBatard
And forgive my ignorance here, I think, Mike, you're right. In 2017, they lost the divisional round when Malarkey was still there.
Chris Cody
Such a great lesson took that team to the playoffs. Mike Malarkey.
Mike Ryan
I don't know. You guys know what cutting. I don't know what cutting your teeth means.
Jessica
It's like popping one's cherry.
Greg Cody
Isn't that something to do with the horses?
Chris Cody
I think.
Mike Ryan
I don't know.
Greg Cody
I don't know either, but I think it has something to do with it.
Jessica
But for the uninitiated, it means, you know, starting something.
Mike Ryan
No, no, no. I actually know what cutting your teeth means.
Jessica
You know what I mean? Most people don't, though.
Mike Ryan
I just don't know the expression. Like, is it a horse that cuts its teeth?
Billy Corben
I'm seeing that it's like breaking through the gums. Like a B.
Chris Cody
The baby's fur teeth breaking through the gums.
Greg Cody
Ah, there you go. I also think the Shakespeare thing, willy nilly, being attributed to Shakespeare, not a big shock because I read, and I can't cite any other examples because all I did was read the headline. But supposedly there are 10 to 12 modern day things that are still said that go way back to Shakespeare, dude.
Jessica
Like, like every time, only 10. Was. Was Billy Shakespeare just speaking gibberish? Because every time I go back and look up a phrase or a word, 40% of the time it goes back to just Something William Shakespeare came up with.
Greg Cody
There you go.
Jessica
Did he just toss things out there and people. Can you imagine? Why was he considered so great? The guy, he's essentially Dr. Seuss. He's just making words up. This crazy guy.
Greg Cody
Dr. Seuss.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Greg Cody
Green eggs and ham.
Dan LeBatard
Willy Nilly is Seussian, but apparently it does have old English origins, too.
Chris Cody
Are you saying William Shakespeare is overrated?
Billy Corben
I have. I have a list of phrases here that are attributed to Shakespeare.
Greg Cody
Go ahead.
Dan LeBatard
My name is from Shakespeare.
Billy Corben
Wild goose chase. Break the ice.
Jessica
Imagine you hear wild goose chase for the first time in your life.
Dan LeBatard
And I kind of would get it. Like, that's well said.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Billy Corben
In a pickle.
Dan LeBatard
See, same like. Imagine being like, in a pickle. What is it? Well, I guess. Yeah, if I was in a pickle, that would be hard to do anything.
Jessica
Like, my skin's irritated.
Chris Cody
I mean, he got first crack at this.
Billy Corben
Love.
Stugatz
That's right.
Billy Corben
Love is blind.
Dan LeBatard
No, he didn't.
Stugatz
Green eyes.
Billy Corben
Netflix Green eyed monster.
Dan LeBatard
That's what my sister calls me.
Billy Corben
Laughing stock. Fair play a lot.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, I thought a lot.
Billy Corben
That was me adding a lot. He did not create a lot.
Stugatz
Well, he might have looked it up.
Chris Cody
Look it up, Right.
Mike Ryan
Put it on the poll, please. Was Willie Shakespeare overrated?
Dan LeBatard
Babies are so funny when they don't have teeth. Right. They look so stupid.
Billy Corben
I'm seeing swagger.
Mike Ryan
Put it on the pole as well.
Jessica
You invented swagger?
Billy Corben
Shakespeare did.
Greg Cody
Shakespeare also coined the phrase that kind of thing.
Dan LeBatard
I just want to, like, put my little finger and then they, like, try to bite it, but they don't have teeth. And I'm like, ah, you can't hurt me.
Jessica
Stupid baby. That kind of thing. Or the. You invented swagger.
Mike Ryan
Another thing that I have not yet brought to completion here. AJ Brown, as I was mentioning before, was reading a book on the sidelines during the game and has posted on Twitter because the name of the book is Inner Excellence. He is showing on Twitter that he's got a lot of passages highlighted and underlined. And he says, this game is 90% mental and 10% physical. For me, I bring it to every game, this book, and I read it between each drive. I use it to refocus and lock in. Despite what may transpire in the game, good or bad, people tend to create controversy when they don't know the truth. I'm surprised that this was the first time we were seeing this. If he's doing it all the time.
Dan LeBatard
Between drives, and it's obviously, look at me, Louie.
Chris Cody
Right.
Dan LeBatard
I saw someone posted a Picture of one of the pages of the book and it is the opposite of Shakespeare. Just like word salad about the pursuit of excellence and blah, blah. I can't read it. It's too boring. I would read it on the show, but it's too boring.
Jessica
I rolled my eyes when I saw it.
Chris Cody
Did you? You tired of him?
Jessica
No, no. I'm just making sure that we all see you reading a book there. Plus we all have those tablets on the sideline.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, most people just are reading a book on their. On their tablets.
Jessica
That's exactly what they're doing. When Jordan Love threw an interception, he went back to. To read Catcher in the Ride.
Billy Corben
I wonder if there are any players listening to books on the sidelines. Trying to be sneaky with it.
Greg Cody
Yeah, doesn't count. You're not reading. Nah. You're not reading a book. If you're listening. Christopher, what are you reading? I'm not used to seeing you read a book. What do you read other than menus?
Chris Cody
Wow, I did quite the digging.
Jessica
Did you just set yourself up?
Chris Cody
Wow.
Mike Ryan
He did.
Roy Bellamy
He did set yourself.
Mike Ryan
He set himself up for a joke.
Chris Cody
At the expense of his son.
Mike Ryan
He threw himself an alley. Oop.
Jessica
I respect.
Mike Ryan
On his son with a fat joke.
Greg Cody
Thank you.
Mike Ryan
That earns a promotion of Greg Cody's podcast, the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody. It's a treat. In this week's episode, stunningly enough, Greg Cody chronicles a chicken that lived for 18 months without a head.
Chris Cody
Yes, a literal chicken with his head cut off.
Billy Corben
Shakespeare created that as well.
Greg Cody
Chicken named Mike.
Billy Corben
I made that up.
Greg Cody
It's verified. I mean, he lived 18 months. Mike did, because he. The jugular vein wasn't decapitated, so he was able to sustain air or something. I don't know the details. Right, Okay. I. I didn't invent that. I just tell about it and we talk about it and why don't you know the details?
Chris Cody
Remember the details?
Greg Cody
Well, it's not featured. It's one of my three facts, Jack. You know, it's a minor part of my.
Jessica
One of my favorite and finally's we ever did.
Chris Cody
Hmm.
Greg Cody
But we're on YouTube. Our YouTube channel and the fast channel. Yeah. And we're getting over to the fast Twitch channel. We're going to be on that before long.
Chris Cody
Would you like to live without a head for any amount of time?
Mike Ryan
Put it on the pole, Juju.
Billy Corben
Why are you staring at him like that?
Mike Ryan
Would you like to live without a head for any amount of time? It's an excellent question.
Greg Cody
I'm going to say no, but if you're.
Stugatz
But you couldn't.
Chris Cody
You have no head.
Stugatz
What did all Mike in, by the way?
Mike Ryan
He doesn't have any details.
Greg Cody
I know. I assume he was beheaded as part of the process that ends up with the rest of us eating chicken wings. But I guess the. His killer didn't decapitate him quite well enough. And he lived for 18 months.
Billy Corben
You're just making all that up.
Stugatz
Well, what I'm asking is what ultimately killed Mike if it wasn't the beheading?
Greg Cody
I mean, eventually you don't have a head. What do you got to live for, right?
Chris Cody
You know, lack of water.
Jessica
How did he get nutrients?
Greg Cody
You know, these are details that I am unaware of.
Jessica
18 months without food or water, a long time.
Greg Cody
And plus, where did he live? Like, who's keeping a headless chicken?
Chris Cody
You had them on.
Jessica
No, I would certainly have them on.
Chris Cody
I know, I know.
Greg Cody
We tried to get him, but he had died already. Yeah, that'd be a good guess, though.
Chris Cody
Couldn't speak even if he came up.
Greg Cody
Mike the headless chicken. Coming up next on the Greg Cody Show.
Billy Corben
He seems to have survived because of a blood clot, surviving because most of his brain stem remained intact and it did not bleed due to a blood clot, all said.
Greg Cody
Okay, you don't get stuff like that on many podcasts.
Chris Cody
How did he eat?
Stugatz
We didn't get it on yours either. Well, yeah, you did.
Greg Cody
No, I went into some details.
Stugatz
You know, blood clots get a bad rap. This blood clot saved Mike.
Greg Cody
Yeah, it did.
Chris Cody
Yeah. But it saved Mike without a head.
Greg Cody
Well, but he had the rest of his body. You know, people are looking at him. Nice wings.
Billy Corben
You know, I had a similar thing this morning. I had a cockroach pop out of nowhere in my kitchen, and I had a shoebox, right? And my way of going after the cockroach was just. It had shoes in it. So I had some heft to it. I just kind of. And I hit it as it was scurrying away. I threw the shoe block the box landed right on him.
Chris Cody
Nice.
Billy Corben
I lift the shoe, the box up, and he's, like, on his back, and he's, like, still alive.
Chris Cody
Like, the arm was like, oh, no.
Billy Corben
I just left him there for who to pick up. He could be like, Mike is my point. That thing could still be there in my kitchen, still alive.
Stugatz
I know what happened to Mike. What I have here, how Mike passed away, okay. In March 1947, at a motel in Phoenix, Arizona, on a stopover while traveling back from Tour. Mike started choking on his mucus in the middle of the night. The Olsens had inadvertently left their feeding and cleaning syringes at the sideshow the day before and so were unable to save Mike.
Greg Cody
So he was. They turned him into a circus animal.
Dan LeBatard
They were feeding him with, like, syringes to keep him alive.
Jessica
Seems like they turned him into a zombie. I'm sure if we got to speak to Mike, he'd say, someone please end this.
Stugatz
Oh, wow.
Jessica
My life is filled with a great deal of torment.
Chris Cody
What I'm saying.
Stugatz
One of the Olson's claimed that he sold the bird off, resulting in stories of Mike still touring the country as late as 1949.
Greg Cody
Wow. The Olsen twins.
Dan LeBatard
That's way too recent.
Billy Corben
Mary Cater, actually.
Greg Cody
Yeah. How about that?
Mike Ryan
Put it on the poll, please. Juju. Is Mike a strange name for a chicken?
Stugatz
Those are Michael.
Chris Cody
Those cockroaches are tough sobs, aren't they? I mean.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, God, they're the worst.
Chris Cody
The worst. They don't die.
Greg Cody
We hate them.
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Dan LeBatard
What's worse? The giant fat ones are like the little pervasive evil.
Billy Corben
That was this one little one.
Chris Cody
Little.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, those things. Because those ones get everywhere. Not good.
Greg Cody
Yeah, those are the Germans. The little ones.
Dan LeBatard
Really? Apparently. I thought they were Russian.
Greg Cody
Another German cockroach.
Chris Cody
He's right.
Greg Cody
We hate the big ones. I don't like the big ones.
Mike Ryan
The flying ones are the worst ones. Yes, those. Of course, the flying ones are the worst.
Dan LeBatard
I'm less afraid of the flying ones.
Roy Bellamy
What?
Mike Ryan
Really?
Chris Cody
I'm with you.
Dan LeBatard
I'm like, it's a bird. I don't know, I want to kill it.
Mike Ryan
But you're less afraid of the flying.
Dan LeBatard
I'm telling you, once you've had an infestation of the little skinny ones.
Stugatz
You're Germans.
Dan LeBatard
The life. Your life's changed, Chris.
Chris Cody
So you left this cockroach on your floor?
Billy Corben
I did. I was running late. Not gonna lie. Running late.
Mike Ryan
This morning you couldn't be bothered for two more seconds to just properly kill it.
Billy Corben
A little surprise for her. Hey, honey. I texted her. Hey, little surprise for you in the.
Greg Cody
Kitchen for the kid.
Billy Corben
That's our anniversary tomorrow.
Dan LeBatard
So literally, divorce. Like I would leave Lehman if he did that to me.
Jessica
You leave the dead one to send a message to the other one.
Stugatz
Yes, I was going to say I've done that before. Where? I've taken a cockroach out from inside my house and left it on the doorstep so that they know if they come into this house, what's awaiting them.
Chris Cody
It's a message.
Dan LeBatard
Divorce.
Chris Cody
But this one was alive, Chris said.
Billy Corben
Maybe it was on its back, though, so it wasn't going anywhere it could flip over.
Stugatz
That's cruel.
Chris Cody
Yeah, they can.
Stugatz
Wow.
Greg Cody
What's up?
Dan LeBatard
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Greg Cody
Wow.
Dan LeBatard
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Roy Bellamy
From fireside conversations to football Sundays, winter means more moments with the coolest.
Jessica
People in your life.
Roy Bellamy
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Greg Cody
Up Tampa Bay 38 for 45 stugats.
Stugatz
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.
Mike Ryan
Does everyone listening to this because, forgive me, I don't know what's regional here, what's national and what's international. Am I surprising anyone in our audience with the idea that there is a flying cockroach? Or is that something that is global? Does everyone listening to this know that there's such a thing as the cockroach that flies? I don't know the answer to my own question. Perhaps we could look it up. We can answer it at the end of this segment when Stugatz is done with his Weekend observations, it is time.
Stugatz
For Stugatz to share his game notes.
Mike Ryan
No one in the media will tell.
Stugatz
You what happened better than my boy Stu.
Chris Cody
Weekend Observations are brought to you by Miller Lite. Dan There was a time when they were the toast of the NFL. Their offensive line was nicknamed the Hogs, their receivers were nicknamed the Smurfs, and their kicker won an MVP. But their last playoff win was in 2006. Since then, Tom Brady won three Super Bowls and the iPhone was invented. But last night everything, and I mean everything changed because they found their quarterback and that quarterback is poised and man is he good. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it. From the nation's capital, the Washington Commanders are back.
Mike Ryan
Would you sign Jayden Daniels right now? Would you try to give him Giant money even though the game in football lately you have him on the rookie contract have value at quarterback? Yes, but I'm curious there whether they offer it and whether he would take it.
Greg Cody
Why would you do it now?
Mike Ryan
Just because you know you've got a great quarterback and you would be able to have him at value for a while if you did it now. Whereas two or three years from now, it might be more complicated to have him at value.
Chris Cody
They wouldn't offer it, but I do believe he would take it because you have no idea what's going to happen to yourself in four years. He could get hurt.
Dan LeBatard
I don't think you can re sign him this quickly. Like, rules wise. I'll look into it.
Chris Cody
Jordan Love has been downgraded to Jordan. Like.
Mike Ryan
It'S not fair. They had so many people hurt.
Chris Cody
Like it best.
Greg Cody
It's good.
Chris Cody
Jordan like Dallas Goddard. Stiff arm. My God, Dan. The G in Goddard stands for grown ass man. I mean, Jesus Christ, that guy, he's good.
Mike Ryan
He's just another. When he takes his helmet off, he's one of these people, another one of these Frankensteins where you're like, what is anyone supposed to to do with that?
Chris Cody
Running across the middle, Justin Herbert is the Patrick Mahomes of Ryan Tana Hills. You can't spell int without the int in Justin. This just in. The H in Herbert stands for horrible. See what I did there? I did write a couple writers here.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Chris Cody
I'm taking the tea from Herbert and moving it behind the N in Justin and making it silent. So now his first name is spelled J U S T I N T. And if someone asks whose fault it was that the Chargers got bounced out in the first round of the playoffs, the likely response would be, oh, it was Justin's. Now spelled J U S T I N T S. Justin Herber. The fourth.
Dan LeBatard
After the third year is when you can negotiate rookie deals.
Chris Cody
He left in 2014. Yet every time I turn on a Marquette basketball game, I'm surprised the person not roaming the sidelines is Buzz Williams. I don't know if I said that correctly or not. I was so proud of my Justin jokes. Hey, Greg McElroy. Am I saying that right, Dan?
Mike Ryan
No.
Chris Cody
McElroy.
Mike Ryan
Yes.
Chris Cody
That guy.
Mike Ryan
Such a strange dyslexia.
Chris Cody
I can't say.
Mike Ryan
It's just there, always the second try.
Chris Cody
Do me a favor, stop talking about NFL accuracy when you don't know a single thing about NFL accuracy. I mean, I'm sorry he doesn't. College accuracy, maybe, Maybe, but not NFL Dan. He's not qualified. It'd be like Tebow doing it, but Tebow was better. What a playoff game. Progress. Remember that?
Mike Ryan
I do remember that. Yeah.
Chris Cody
Spags. I care about you. Don't do it.
Mike Ryan
Don't do what?
Chris Cody
Jets coach.
Billy Corben
You skip that one.
Chris Cody
Even though I have to be honest, it would be great. If we're gonna be bad, I might as well be friends with a coach. He's my friend. But because he's my friend, I care.
Jessica
Didn't that end poorly between you and Adam Gase?
Chris Cody
We haven't spoken in a while. Played golf and had a heater.
Jessica
But then you ripped him.
Chris Cody
Gays ripped the heater.
Jessica
But didn't you stop talking because of how honest you were on the air?
Stugatz
Yeah, he stopped talking because he couldn't get anything out of him.
Chris Cody
Right? Yes.
Jessica
The succubus has moved on.
Stugatz
Yeah.
Chris Cody
He's no longer the coach.
Stugatz
What are you gonna get him?
Jessica
Maybe you stop talking because of all the ask that you made.
Chris Cody
Perhaps.
Mike Ryan
I mean, he works for Omaha. He works for the mate and the Mannings now.
Chris Cody
You could the Manning cast.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. You could be someone who can still get stuff from him.
Chris Cody
Bug eyes, gaze case doesn't want to give anything up. Round of golf. A heater. The best recruiter Miami has is Hannah Cavender. The U is back. Going 8 and 4 has never been so expensive. Jim Harbaugh. Blah, blah blah. Jim Harbaugh. More like Jim Harbla.
Mike Ryan
Jim Harbla.
Chris Cody
Why is Matt Laffer's seat never hot? Lafer Lafleur. Sorry I said it wrong, but why is that seat never hot? Explain it to me. It's like Todd Bowles's seat.
Mike Ryan
Everybody was hurt.
Chris Cody
I don't want to hear about her excuses, please. Everyone's hurt this time of year, Dana. Anyway, Joe Mixon, the rare running back who started his career as elusive and ended his career as a punisher. It's crazy. Joe Mixon's good.
Mike Ryan
I mean, Joe Mixon's been good.
Chris Cody
Yeah. I thought of another annoying golf thing over the weekend. Dan. Practicing your putting indoors, going to play golf the next day, getting to the first green and realizing the putter is still inside your house.
Dan LeBatard
What did you do?
Chris Cody
Use the hybrid?
Dan LeBatard
What?
Chris Cody
That's all I had.
Dan LeBatard
Were you on a one Some? You didn't have any ones you could borrow?
Chris Cody
No, I'm a lefty.
Greg Cody
Oh.
Chris Cody
The old flat stick. Dan.
Mike Ryan
You couldn't go back home or.
Dan LeBatard
No, obviously not.
Greg Cody
Dan. Obviously Dan doesn't play golf already on the course.
Dan LeBatard
That's a six minute golf cart ride.
Chris Cody
It's four.
Mike Ryan
Is it the jets golf cart? Is your tricked out your jets golf cart or is it a different golf cart?
Chris Cody
No, it's still the jets one. It's. It's getting old. I'm thinking about the Bills.
Greg Cody
I am Bills golf cart.
Chris Cody
I really am. When Josh Allen gets to a third down, he has you right where he wants you. Mike Vrabel back in New England Rabes. That's all I got.
Mike Ryan
That seemed not worth writing. That seems like an obvious not worth making.
Chris Cody
Braves to the pint of Baskin Robbins Pralines and cream I purchased at Publix on Friday night. If I'm being honest, and I never am, I knew it was going to be a one night affair the second I laid eyes on you.
Mike Ryan
You ate the whole thing in a night.
Chris Cody
Oh, pralines was great.
Mike Ryan
They're good.
Chris Cody
I love Pralines and cream is my favorite underrated treat.
Dan LeBatard
Pralines.
Chris Cody
Oh, so good. You were great by the way. Just me or does D'Angelo Russell just keep getting traded back and forth from Los Angeles to Brooklyn as the only two teams he played for? I know he played for the Timberwolves. People are gonna correct me, but it's Brooklyn to la. La back to Brooklyn. Brooklyn to la, LA to Brooklyn. They're the only two teams who want him. He's a trade, Chip. He's not even a basketball player.
Mike Ryan
Swaggy P says he's a trade. Turf. Swaggy P told him get. Get the hell out of town because of all of their past together.
Chris Cody
When did taking your dog everywhere become a thing? Your dog doesn't need to go to the grocery store. Hear, hear. It's enough. Leave it at home. Here come the Red Wings.
Mike Ryan
How about that Bruins Panthers game the other night?
Jessica
Wild.
Roy Bellamy
That's crazy.
Mike Ryan
Is it?
Chris Cody
What o'clock is brewing?
Jessica
1:00. Springboard into the to the playoffs.
Chris Cody
SMU women's basketball was up 49 to 18 at halftime against Pitt and lost 72 to 59. You know what that is, right, Dan?
Mike Ryan
I don't know.
Chris Cody
It's a tale of two heads.
Mike Ryan
Okay, thank you. I'm sorry. I should have known what that was.
Jessica
Conference is legit.
Dan LeBatard
They went on like a 280 run.
Chris Cody
That's crazy.
Jessica
Georgia Tech, Notre Dame this week inside the ACC.
Chris Cody
Oh, nice. Kyle McCord was born to be an NFL backup quarterback that you could talk yourself into winning a late season spot. Start the K and Kyle stands for clipboard. Jake Elliott playing with fire. And that's all I have. Taylor Lamar Jackson vs. Josh Allen next week. Winner should be hoisting the Lombardi trophy. Except this winner goes to Kansas City against the guy who has hoisted the last two Lombardi trophies. This is not fair.
Mike Ryan
It isn't.
Chris Cody
It really isn't. They are playing the game of the season, Lamar versus Josh. It should be for everything and it's not. It's just the right to go to Kansas City. And lose.
Billy Corben
Hasn't it been this way, like, every year in recent years with the Bengals, Bills and Chiefs?
Chris Cody
If Ohio State beats Notre Dame, Michigan is my national champion. In my personal record book.
Mike Ryan
Really?
Chris Cody
Stugotsbook.com if Notre Dame beats Ohio State, Northern Illinois is my national champion. In my personal record book.
Dan LeBatard
Stugoutsbook.com I would give Thomas Hammack a ring. I'd give him seven rings.
Jessica
Didn't he pull aside Marcus Freeman afterwards and say, this is how we beat you? And he just gave him all his intel.
Dan LeBatard
He claimed. Yeah, he claimed that. He told him, like, on the phone, like, this is how we won. And Marcus Freeman was like, yes, we know he cheated.
Chris Cody
It's cheating.
Dan LeBatard
Really, really bad game from our whole offense.
Chris Cody
Imagine telling a Michigan fan before the season, you would beat Ohio State and Alabama this season and not make it to the playoff. Notre Dame vs. Penn State, the rare game that started as a clunker that turned into a classic. That game was awful for three quarters, just awful. And then it became a classic.
Mike Ryan
Jessica and Mike wouldn't let me have that last.
Chris Cody
Really?
Mike Ryan
I didn't say it was awful. I didn't say it was awful. I didn't go awful. But I'm like, I don't confuse great games with great endings.
Dan LeBatard
I just feel like you guys do a lot of the, like, points equal good, no points equal bad thing. In your analysis of good versus bad.
Billy Corben
Game, we need to start a new character for Dan the game police. Because every time we come in here.
Chris Cody
Every week, this game was good.
Billy Corben
This game not good enough. This game was good for five minutes, then not good, then good again.
Dan LeBatard
But all the games he says are good. It's like, okay, someone scored more than 30 points.
Mike Ryan
Yesterday's games were not good. The last one was good. The weekend's football games were not good. Football games. Games.
Chris Cody
Agreed. I would have bet Alabama against either Notre Dame or Penn State. Should be Ohio State. Taylor, would you take Alabama against Notre Dame?
Mike Ryan
No.
Dan LeBatard
Notre Dame be Georgia last.
Chris Cody
I don't want to hear about it. I mean, I asked you. I should want to hear about it. I don't want. I don't know why I asked you. It's unfair of me to ask you. I'm sorry I asked you.
Greg Cody
I take back the questions.
Dan LeBatard
Not a serious take.
Chris Cody
What do you mean? I would take Alabama.
Dan LeBatard
No one should take your advice.
Chris Cody
Then when your parents name you Jack Sawyer, you know what you were born to do? Play linebacker at the Ohio State University.
Stugatz
Or pain offense or paint offense.
Chris Cody
You agree, right, Dan?
Mike Ryan
I do.
Chris Cody
Ryan Day can scoot. You see him running down the sidelines. He's a good coach. Gonna get fired.
Mike Ryan
He is gonna get fired, you're saying. I mean, if he doesn't win this one again. Since December 21st, he's beaten two of the top three SEC teams and the number one team in the country lost to Michigan.
Chris Cody
Yes.
Greg Cody
What's he done lately?
Chris Cody
Houston Texans getting hot at the right time. Gotta be honest, I like their chances against the Texans.
Mike Ryan
You're gonna keep making that joke. You're gonna keep calling the Kansas City Chiefs the former Dallas Texans. You're gonna keep.
Chris Cody
I gotta say, Texans, I love screaming fake at my TV on a fake punts.
Mike Ryan
Put it on the poll, please at Lebiton show. Do you love screaming fake at your TV at a fake punt? Boy, Sean Payton was feeling himself on that one, huh? Champagne. They had that queued up on television. Let's go right back to halftime after. After the super bowl halftime. And let's show Sean Payton's onside kick.
Billy Corben
It was also Romo being like, I said he was going to do that. I said in the meetings he was going to do something crazy.
Mike Ryan
You know what's funny about that? How about Tom Brady yesterday trying to pull his best Romo. God, he stinks. Brady's terrible, but he's like, this is for sure going to be a pass here. Nope. As they ran the ball.
Billy Corben
Are you guys all doing what I'm doing? Where you're just like, stop talking. Next plays going just.
Chris Cody
How does.
Billy Corben
It's week 20 at this point. How does he not know this?
Dan LeBatard
Yesterday he was like, I don't like when quarterbacks run the ball. And I almost passed out. I was like, what?
Mike Ryan
He's terrible. He's terrible. It's not even that he's mediocre. He's bad at it.
Chris Cody
Steve Sarkeesian is going to be haunted by that second down lost play from the one yard line for the remainder of his life. Sark. I like Sark, man, I wanted to see Texas win that thing. But that's what you get for not starting a Manning. When you have a Manning. You start a Manning.
Greg Cody
You have to.
Jessica
I mean, didn't he get concussed in that game? I'm pretty sure he got hit pretty hard.
Chris Cody
I don't know.
Jessica
You were just. You were just busy penciling Alabama into the national title game. I'm sorry, I asked you a question about the game, Taylor.
Chris Cody
Two Midwest teams playing for a national championship. This is the SEC's version of hell. Speaking of hell or Briles. Dan, Those are the weekend observations.
Mike Ryan
I am curious. I know that many of you are, you know, fed up with how much I talk about the violence in football. I saw yesterday there were a couple.
Chris Cody
He'S going to call soon. You know that, right? Every time you do this, Bisella gets mad at you.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, but, but the reason I want to bring it up, okay, it's just because. Not just because of the amazing sort of word salad that I got yesterday, which is Damar Hamlin suffered cardiac arrest and needed CPR. Third and eight from the Bills 44 yard line. The same thing happened without Michaels. Al Michaels was talking about the fires and then he's like he says, brutal, awful loss of humanity and homes. Third and four from the Baltimore 34.
Chris Cody
Gotta keep it moving, Dan.
Mike Ryan
But when, when we're talking about the national championship game and the season of Jessica's life, that can be made even more amazing if they pull an upset as what I believe will be a double digit underdog by the time the game is played. It just seems wrong for Notre Dame to have to play 15 games. And because they've played 15 games, they've got nine or 10 guys who are out with season ending injuries. And the point spread in this game wouldn't be that if they weren't playing so many games. I'm watching Green Bay against Philadelphia. Philadelphia didn't play particularly well, but Green Bay is so hurt at the end of the season that it's like this. They got a guy on 4th and short or whatever, Heath catching the ball and he can't catch it in bounds because he's not. Because they've got so many receivers out. Like he's, he's throwing. Jordan Love is throwing a normal fourth and two out. He doesn't.
Dan LeBatard
Jordan, like, I mean, Dan, I hear you, but like that's the sport. Like everyone's hurt at this time of year. I think some teams obviously have worse injury luck than others. Notre Dame especially like this season, they lost their left tackle on Thursday night. They lost their best player of the season like in week five, like it's, there is tons of attrition and that's why having depth on these, that's why like if you build a team just using the portal and then like all your starters get hurt, like you're not probably going to make a deep postseason run. And so Notre Dame hasn't done that. And that's why they've able to, been able to win in the postseason because they've had a lot of players that aren't starters step in and make huge plays. Obviously that can only take you so far. So maybe, maybe like this Ohio State game would be a lot closer if both teams played three months ago with full strength. I don't know. I can't tell you that. But yeah, like that, that's part of the sport, is that it's brutal and people get hurt all the time.
Chris Cody
Jess, I was amazed to hear that Marcus Freeman and Notre Dame only have four kids. Four transfers from the Portal. Like four. One of them obviously the quarterback, but four.
Dan LeBatard
You mean on this year's team?
Chris Cody
Yes.
Dan LeBatard
That's not true.
Chris Cody
No, from this class, from last year's Class 4. That's not a lot, is it?
Dan LeBatard
I don't get what you mean.
Chris Cody
They don't have. They're not reliant. To your point, they're not as reliant on transfers and the transfer portal as most teams have become reliant on that thing.
Dan LeBatard
But I would also say that like they're starting quarterback is a portal player. There's a wide receiver. Yeah, they're starting like Notre Dame's used the portal less than a lot of teams, but they've used it very wisely. I would say their, their kicker is a portal player. The guy that made the big play in the Georgia game, RJ Obin, was a portal player.
Chris Cody
Like they just impressive because Marcus Freeman, who is now flirting with the NFL, he has shown an ability to develop play.
Dan LeBatard
They're flirting with him. I don't know if he's flirting back yet. I'll keep you posted. If I hear that he is flirting.
Jessica
Back, they would be so lucky.
Dan LeBatard
But yeah, it takes two to tango. Player development is like a huge part of the. Part of the like modern college football, you know, like you can't win a game with just patching or a championship when you have to play four postseason games, sometimes five postseason games just patching up like holes. Like you have to have underclassmen that are able to start and be ready to play if their number's called.
Greg Cody
I agree with this is a new.
Stugatz
And unimproved Dan Levatar show with the Stugarts.
Jessica
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Hour 2: Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations
Release Date: January 13, 2025
Summary:
In the second hour of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, hosts Dan LeBatard and Stugotz, alongside regular contributors Chris Cody, Greg Cody, Mike Ryan, Billy Corben, Jessica, and occasional guest Roy Bellamy, delve into a dynamic mix of sports analysis, cultural discussions, and lighthearted banter. The episode, titled "Will Ye Shakespeare and Weekend Observations," offers a blend of in-depth sports critique, linguistic explorations, and amusing personal anecdotes, delivering a rich and engaging listening experience.
The segment opens with a heated discussion about Tennessee Titans’ head coach Mike Vrabel. Chris Cody leads the conversation, condemning Vrabel's coaching record and questioning his recent successes:
Mike Ryan adds to the critique by acknowledging Vrabel's tactical ingenuity but remains skeptical of his overall impact:
Greg Cody provides a counterpoint by highlighting Vrabel's ability to overachieve with underdog teams, though he concedes that some of the praise may be inflated due to specific game tactics.
Shifting gears, the hosts engage in a playful yet insightful discussion about phrases attributed to William Shakespeare. Billy Corben introduces the topic by tracing the origin of the phrase "willy nilly" back to a Shakespearean expression:
Dan LeBatard expresses skepticism about Shakespeare's linguistic legacy:
The group debates the authenticity and impact of Shakespeare's contributions, with Jessica and Greg Cody weighing in on the prevalence of his phrases in modern language.
A humorous and somewhat macabre story unfolds as Greg Cody recounts a tale about a headless chicken named Mike who allegedly survived for 18 months post-decapitation:
The discussion spirals into an imaginative exploration of Mike's survival, with Stugotz adding colorful details about Mike's tragic end:
The group collectively debunks the plausibility of such survival, leading to laughter and playful criticism of Greg's storytelling.
The conversation takes a relatable turn as Billy Corben shares his morning encounter with a persistent cockroach:
Stugotz and other hosts recount similar experiences, leading to a broader discussion on pest control and the enduring nuisance of cockroaches. The banter reflects the show's signature blend of humor and everyday frustrations.
The core of the episode focuses on the hosts' observations and analyses of recent weekend sports events, particularly in the realm of football:
The discussion encompasses:
Quarterback Dynamics: Debating the potential of Jayden Daniels and his fit with the team, including contract considerations and his performance under pressure.
Notre Dame's Season Struggles: Analyzing Notre Dame's heavy reliance on player development rather than the transfer portal, and the impact of injuries on their playoff viability.
Player Development and Coaching: Highlighting Marcus Freeman's role in developing players like AJ Brown, and the broader implications for team strategy and success.
Notably, Jessica emphasizes the importance of depth in team rosters to withstand injuries:
Interspersed with sports talk, the hosts engage in lighthearted discussions on various topics:
Dan LeBatard (10:55): "Babies are so funny when they don't have teeth. They look so stupid."
Chris Cody (30:31): "D'Angelo Russell keeps getting traded between Los Angeles and Brooklyn—he's not even a basketball player."
These moments showcase the hosts' chemistry and knack for blending humor with insightful commentary.
Throughout the episode, several memorable quotes encapsulate the hosts' viewpoints:
Mike Ryan (02:10): "Mike Vrabel is not this great coach at the Patriots and everyone else is making him out to be."
Billy Corben (03:17): "The term willy nilly comes from the Shakespearean expression, 'will ye nill ye that.'"
Greg Cody (13:02): "Mike lived 18 months because his jugular vein wasn't fully severed, allowing a blood clot to sustain his brain stem."
Jessica (41:48): "Player development is a huge part of modern college football."
These quotes provide snapshots of the episode's critical and humorous tones.
Conclusion:
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz delivers a multifaceted episode that seamlessly intertwines sharp sports analysis with entertaining cultural discussions. From dissecting the coaching prowess of Mike Vrabel to exploring Shakespearean linguistics and sharing quirky personal stories, the hosts maintain an engaging and conversational atmosphere. Their ability to balance serious critique with humor ensures that both avid sports fans and casual listeners find value and entertainment in their discourse.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Chris Cody (02:10): "Mike Vrabel might be the most overrated coach in NFL history."
Billy Corben (03:17): "The term willy nilly comes from the Shakespearean expression, 'will ye nill ye that.'"
Greg Cody (13:02): "He lived 18 months because his jugular vein wasn't fully severed, allowing a blood clot to sustain his brain stem."
Jessica (41:48): "Player development is a huge part of modern college football."
Mike Ryan (06:51): "All of this stuff tends to be overstated... Vrabel isn't actually following Belichick; he's carving his own path."
This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions, insights, and the hosts' distinctive interaction style. Whether debating NFL coaching records, unraveling Shakespearean phrases, or sharing amusing anecdotes, The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz offers listeners a blend of informative and entertaining content.