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Dan Le Batard
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Stugotz
Folks.
Chris Cody
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Chris Cody
Dan, you've been saying to us that you want to get better with fan engagement. Well, here it is. Thanks to our friends at Boost Mobile, we are now doing Boldest take from the week. We want you listeners. Send us something funny. Send us a hot take. But one thing it has to be is bold. You dial the number 718-540-9013. You give us your boldest take and we will be playing that for the rest of the show. It's good stuff.
Mike Ryan
You said Boldest take from the week. The imaging behind me says Boldest take from the Weekend is your is.
Chris Cody
Don't really think you know I'm saying it now. Give me. Give us your boldest take. Call in 718-540-9013. Give us your boldest take if you happen to do over the weekend, give us your boldest take from the weekend. If you do it midweek, give it to us from the week. It really doesn't matter. But either way, the boldest. The Boost Mobile boldest take from the weekend is presented by Boost Mobile, the newest 5G network in the country.
Mike Ryan
How do you guys feel in general about how Chris delivered all of that?
Dan Le Batard
I think he did fine till you then made a sort of slightly pedantic correction and then he had to try to save it.
Stugotz
We know what that means.
Chris Cody
Stop being pedantic. Is the real note here.
Mike Ryan
The middle word in pedantic is always Dan. You guys put behind me weekend, and you said week. And I'm just trying to get the advertising right because we appreciate our sponsors. It's the first time one's making an appearance here. We're celebrating Cuervo today. We want to show our sponsors that we love our sponsors. So I just want to do it right. I'm not being pedantic.
Dan Le Batard
The literal definition of pedantic. Someone who's too concerned with literal accuracy or formality. It doesn't matter if it's from the weekend or the week. I think the sort of. The idea, the gist of it was delivered accurately.
Mike Ryan
You know what you are. You're generally correct. I would say that it is a life principle rule to. If you know the general meaning of what someone is saying, you become an asshole by correcting them. When you know. Except when you're trying to please sponsors with sponsored content and you want to make sure to get these things correct.
Chris Cody
I think they would have been fine with it. Less so with what we're doing now. But we're doing this on Wednesday, Dan. If we did it on Monday, I would have said weekend. I'm just doing the math that it's weird to pitch something from the weekend on Wednesday.
Patrick Surtain
So what.
Stugotz
What day should people call any day they want?
Chris Cody
That's the point that Dan is getting caught up on. That doesn't matter. All right, Whether it's a Thursday, give it from the week. If it's a Monday, give it from the weekend. Either way, we love Boost Mobile and we appreciate their sponsorship. And you need to check them out because they're the newest 5G network in the entire country.
Dan Le Batard
I think Chris doesn't want people to not call because they're worried it's not from the weekend. I think that he's sort of opening this up to anyone. And so now we're getting really bogged down in the details when people probably don't even remember what the initial read was.
Chris Cody
The key is to be bold. All right? It doesn't matter when you do it, be bold. Just like Boost Mobile.
Stugotz
So you can call 718-540-9013 any day of the week with a bold take. I'm asking.
Chris Cody
And it's presented by Boost Mobile, the newest 5G network in our country.
Mike Ryan
I love that it's here. It's been a while since we had phone lines around here. I was surprised to miss the phone lines. I've always mocked the phone lines we used to have. I don't know if you guys remember this or old enough to remember remember this. You could go through some of this in the oral history, especially the Supercuts, which I've enjoyed. We have done this kind of thing before where we have a hot take hotline and what ends up happening is Stu Gotz ends up calling again and again on his way home.
Chris Cody
It's open to anyone. If Stugot gives the boldest take, then we'll play it. Yeah, be bolder than Stu Gat's audience.
Mike Ryan
The other things that I wanted to get to today that I'm hoping that we have time for, there are an assortment of them, I am told. Finally, after much, much pushing and shoving, you guys finally have some gas bags of the week. Give me. You guys finally have two competing gas bags. I've asked you to do it every week. We haven't done it for months. We did it like two or three times and then fell right into a ditch with a fart sound. Do you have good gas bags of the week to compete against each other? Yes or no, Chris? Are you confident? You keep telling me it's because your standard is so discerning that it's hard to get everyone's giving takes and it's hard for you to find one that's gas bag worthy when all I hear is Dan Docich over here saying idiotic thing after idiotic thing. But you guys aren't listening to. To real gas back.
Chris Cody
Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Overall, I'm feeling less confident than I was before this segment just because of how this segment has started. But I have two nominees here. I have one from Bill Simmons and one from Colin Cowherd.
Mike Ryan
Which do you think is better? Which one do you think should win? Well, let's find out together.
Chris Cody
Let's do Bill Simmons first. Talking about the Pittsburgh Steelers.
Mike Ryan
I officially think Pittsburgh's the best team in the afc. Come on, you can't.
Colin Cowherd
After, after a Jameis game, you can't claim that.
Mike Ryan
I think they're the best team.
Chris Cody
I feel the safest about them.
Mike Ryan
If you start nitpicking all these AFC teams, really, I feel the most comfortable with Pittsburgh.
Chris Cody
That was 14 days ago. Oh, no, no, it wasn't. It was mid December. What's the math on that? More than 14 days ago. 14 sounds good though. It was like 20 something days ago, mid December.
Mike Ryan
That was after, I officially think after they lost to Jameis on Thursday night and then ended up losing four of their last five games.
Dan Le Batard
This was after the second Browns game.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, so that's against. Okay, that's the one. They won. And so he's saying after that they went on a five game losing streak.
Dan Le Batard
After that they played the Chiefs, Ravens and Eagles in the span of 11 days, which when the schedule came out, everyone circled that as like, oh, this could be nasty. It was, yikes. Not a take I would have made after that Browns game.
Stugotz
I mean, but they were coming off of a big win against the Bengals. It was December 8. They had beat the Ravens. The commanders, I could see it.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, they lost all of those games by one, by 14 plus points. So there wasn't really. Yes, they were playing against good teams, but there wasn't every. There wasn't anyone in the league losing quite like that.
Dan Le Batard
I commend Bill Simmons for this take.
Chris Cody
I think we got a better one, though. We have Colin Cow here. Cowherd, comparing Lamar Jackson and Sam Darnold.
Colin Cowherd
Lamar Jackson, Sam Darnold. Look at the numbers. Who do you trust more in a playoff game? Are you sure it's Lamar? And I love Lamar. But what I said years ago, I said there's some Andrew Luck here.
Chris Cody
He's saying that about Sam Darnold. There's some Andrew Luck. Sam Darnold. When was that Was recent. Also in December. Crazy. He's been saying the same thing since like 2016.
Mike Ryan
Can you guys find for me? Because there was. There was a historic Cowherd take that aged most poorly as it regarded to instantaneous analysis on a famous quarterback of some sort. That was spectacularly, intergalactically wrong. And I've told you guys before that Colin Cowherd, like some others have figured out that it doesn't matter what your words are, there is money to be made in Being wrong, loudly wrong. As long as you just get it out there and it gets aggregated. Because credibility doesn't much matter anymore as long as you're just getting the eyes for whatever it is that you're saying. We will get to that in a second, if I can remember it. But, Jessica, I wanted. I wanted to talk to you about this Brad Pitt scammer lady and, like, explain to me what is happening here with AI. I get fooled very easily by AI. Is this happening to the rest of you?
Dan Le Batard
Oh, man. The thing is, this isn't even AI. I think it's bad Photoshop. But, Dan, even you, I think, wouldn't have been fooled by this. These are pictures that allegedly were sent to a woman in France by Brad Pitt, asking her for money, pretending to be Brad Pitt or slash, Brad Pitt's mom, saying that he was in the hospital and that he needed help and he needed money. And this poor woman, I do feel bad because she is just getting eviscerated online for this, but this poor woman was scammed out of over $800,000 according to people.com sending this money to this person pretending to be Brad Pitt. And these photos are just so bad. It's like, it's almost unfathomable how this could happen.
Chris Cody
My favorite is the bottom right one where it's just like, someone doing surgery and it's just Brad Pitt's like, face.
Mike Ryan
Well, that. I thought that was Mike Ryan from this distance just popping up in the surgery room. I didn't even know, like, from behind a corner of the surgery room because it's so far and it looks. It looks so incredibly fake. But I've got to think that if I'm regularly being fooled by AI stuff that's not this crude. It's happening to everybody. Correct. Like, especially the voice stuff, like the fake audio. How easy is it to fool you on all of this fake audio that they can make to sound exactly like, you know, Mike Tomlin is saying something he's not actually saying.
Dan Le Batard
Well, I was going to say more so where they can, like, call you saying, like, they're calling you from, like, your loved one's phone and use their voice. That scares me. The Mike Tomlin ones, I pretty much always know that those ones are fake.
Chris Cody
I'm trying to find, like, the level of celebrity that I might fall for something like this. Like. Like, if Josh Gad reached out to me. That's a really good one. And he's South Florida guy. Why would he reach out? I'm just friends with Dookie language. Trying to find the celebrity out there that if I got an email, a bunch of pictures, and like, hey, I need $70,000 by tomorrow. I'd be like, I gotta help Josh gad.
Stugotz
You have $70,000?
Chris Cody
No, I'd call my mom. He'll be Josh Glad. But I'm just saying, like, that's the level.
Dan Le Batard
Mom, Josh Gad needs $800,000.
Chris Cody
I'd probably set up like a three way zoom and Josh Gad and like, let's really talk this out. How can we do this?
Mike Ryan
He'd be Josh Glad.
Stugotz
He would. For the help.
Chris Cody
He would.
Mike Ryan
But that is it.
Chris Cody
The Josh Rosen is a better prospect than Lamar Jackson take that. You were thinking about how her.
Mike Ryan
Well, it's.
Chris Cody
I found a clip.
Mike Ryan
It's a Lamar Jackson take and I want to get to it in a second. I'll be really Josh Glad when we get to it. I just can't believe how bad a joke that was. Just.
Stugotz
But would you help Josh Gatt if he asked Dan really nice.
Mike Ryan
What's he asking for?
Chris Cody
He needs 70k stat.
Stugotz
But he needs it.
Mike Ryan
I will acknowledge though, that comedically, the syllable count, name and visual of Josh Gad was perfectly chosen by Chris Cody. Like, just as someone randomly calling you and they've got a name and the name is Josh Gad. I don't think you could have picked a better celebrity for me to like, let that go to voicemail because I don't want to cash that favor. Whatever.
Stugotz
Wow. Okay, so if it's the money and the amount, which would you rather give Josh Gad in a time of peril? A kidney or $70,000?
Chris Cody
Mine or my mom's?
Stugotz
Your kidney? But it's free.
Dan Le Batard
Well, I guess if the person, even if they're a scammer, actually needs the kidney, at least, like, the kidney is going to a good place. Whereas, like, if you're just giving them money they don't need, like, they're just blowing this on something, right?
Stugotz
Like, no, he needs a kidney, but it's either your kidney or $70,000. You can buy a kidney on the.
Dan Le Batard
Black market, but someone's getting a kidney.
Stugotz
Josh Gad is getting a kidney.
Dan Le Batard
Actual Josh?
Stugotz
Yeah, yeah, he needs.
Dan Le Batard
Okay, I thought this was scammer Josh.
Stugotz
No, no, Josh Gad needs.
Dan Le Batard
Because like, donating a kidney to a stranger is like, even if you're scammed out of it, you know, it's a good thing to do.
Chris Cody
I guess I was just doing this more along the lines of an email I would actually believe. Whereas Brad Pitt, I would be like, someone's messing with me. Whereas if it was Josh Gad, I'd be like.
Dan Le Batard
Which is why this random saying, like, this woman was like, oh, I guess that makes sense. Brad Pitt's calling me.
Stugotz
If I'm an organ donor and Josh Gad needs my kidney and I'm donating kidney to Josh Gad, who pays the copay. Do I have to pay my insurance to donate a kidney to Josh Gad I have to pay for because, like, there's a medical procedure that's taking place that presumably my insurance will cover, which I'm sure they'd ask, like, why are we covering an elective surgery where you're donating kidney but do I pay to donate my kidney? Or does the recipient.
Dan Le Batard
Maybe some people's insurance covers both surgeries.
Stugotz
You would think, right? Like a car accident situation, you say.
Mike Ryan
It'S a good question. Jessica Beli. I will show you and have to show you. And it's not just because I've been sipping here cuervo for about 40 minutes. I need to shine a light on what Billy just did there, which is he turned a conversation we were having that was already absurd about Josh Gad asking Chris for money. Yeah. And then made it about a kidney instead. The money then made it about copay. When all I want is the Lamar Jackson sound.
Chris Cody
So I'm only and I've learned Gad would be paying the co pay.
Mike Ryan
I am only willing to go so far with Billy on this. He's making me, Josh sad. I want to play the Lamar Jackson sound on Colin Cowherd, please. This is the analysis as Lamar Jackson is coming out of college and I've.
Colin Cowherd
Said Lamar Jackson's a more talented version of Tim Tebow. And all I get is pushback. All I get is pushback. And I say, no, no, no. You watch what's going to happen. Baltimore and Denver were proud franchises with Super Bowls getting very frustrated with their head coach on the hot seat. Both guys were overdrafted. Both guys are projects, not prospect. Tim Tebow was a project. He was never a prospect. Lamar Jackson's a project. He's not Sam Darnold. He's not Josh Rose. And you watched him last night. He's not even close. And here you have a young quarterback who runs right now better than he throws. And he's new, flashy and fun. And he's hope. He is hope. And now add Twitter and stir. Lamar Ball is what we may be calling him by November. Of course, Lamar's not close. I've never thought he was close. That's why I keep calling him a project. I never call him a prospect. Sam Darnold's a prospect, okay? Baker Mayfield's a prospect. They'll play this year and they'll be able to move the chains. They'll be able to. No, no. This is a project.
Dan Le Batard
So the fake Brad Pitt said he had kidney cancer and needed a loan because his bank accounts were locked as a result of his ongoing divorce with Angelina Jolie. So there was a kidney involved.
Stugotz
Would you give Pitt your kidney? You guys see Tebow's having a baby. Speaking of Tim Tebow, I saw that everywhere yesterday. He seems like he'd be a fun dad, but also take like. Like go out for a catch. Like, he'd be. He'd be throwing pretty hard, right?
Chris Cody
Taking things very seriously. Yeah, Yeah, I need.
Dan Le Batard
Baby's going to come out. And Tebow remember T bowing.
Chris Cody
Oh, what a craze. I need to hear this list again of quarterbacks that Lamar Jackson is not.
Colin Cowherd
He's not Sam Darnold. He's not Josh Rosen. You watched him last night. He's not even close.
Chris Cody
He's not Sam. Josh Rosen. That's true.
Stugotz
He's not close to either one of them. He's not wrong about that.
Dan Le Batard
I saw this on Twitter. I need to credit who posted this. One of my calgorithm friends. Cal's had more quarterbacks start in the super bowl than usc.
Mike Ryan
Did you know that we're going to have Patrick Surtan on with us in a little bit. Patrick Surtan was the greatest cornerback in Miami Dolphins history. And Patrick certain his son is now the favorite for defensive player of the year, which took me aback because when's the last time a corner won defensive player of the year? Their pass rush was so good, at least in part because Patrick Surtan was able to always cover the number one receiver. Well, he was unbelievable as a corner.
Chris Cody
2019. Stefan Gilmour, 2009. Charles Woodson before that.
Mike Ryan
So it's very rare, man. All right, both of them, father and son. Next.
Jessica
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Mike Ryan
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Dan Le Batard
Well, I've been looking for my phone for.
Jessica
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Mike Ryan
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Dan Le Batard
All of them?
Stugotz
All of them.
Mike Ryan
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I
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Chris Cody
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Jessica
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Chris Cody
Don LeBatard for five minutes I was watching everyone just like, nope, not letting you in, not letting you in. So when I got up there, I had to say something and I said it. Cheaters never prosper.
Mike Ryan
Stugats.
Chris Cody
My buddy was saying, not today.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, but you're not today.
Chris Cody
I think that was what he was adding. Yeah, that happened so much better. I'm telling you, the response I got from this guy, what I said was amazing. Cheaters never prosper. This guy yelled as angry as he could.
Mike Ryan
I ain't cheating. This is the Dan lebatar Show with the Stots. What a thrill this is. You might see right in front of you right now what might be the best cornerback in Dolphins history and is the most second most second best corner on this particular call. I think I can say that I could, I could probably say it better than that if I had another chance at it. But what we've had we have on the line here. One cornerback is a three time Pro Bowler and an all pro selection at cornerback, but the other is also a three time Pro Bowler and a two time first team all pro selection at quarterback. And he's done it in four seasons. So I'm guessing that it breaks Patrick Surtan's heart and fills his heart to say publicly as a cocky cornerback that his son is already better than he is.
Chris Cody
Dan.
E
I have told you, Patrick, I have told Dan this a number of times. It is always better to watch your kid do it than do it yourself. So I am guessing you're totally fine with your son being the best cornerback in the family.
Patrick Surtain
I'm totally fine with it. I didn't want to, I didn't want to relinquish the title quite yet, but it's obvious.
Mike Ryan
Well, but do I say anything that's incorrect? Patrick Jr. Or Patrick II Excuse me. Can you, you tell me whether or not what kind of memories do you have of your father's greatness? Did you know he was great?
I
Yeah, I knew, I knew he was great later down the lines before I was a bit younger. So I don't remember it vividly the times when he played for the Dolphins, but I, I still could recall like memories back in the day when he played with the Chiefs and I knew instant greatness right away. So that's when I realized the type of player he was.
Mike Ryan
So Patrick Senior, do you regard yourself as the best defensive back or the best corner in Dolphins history?
Patrick Surtain
I do, I do. Obviously, you know, I played with, with the, the other greats in Sam Madison, played some with T Buck, but I, I just think, you know, the number of years I was there, seven years, the, the stats I was able to accumulate, you know, the Pro Bowls, you know, just being an all around player, you know, played in the slot, you know, got seven and a half sacks, obviously 37 picks, you know, it's up for debate. I think my time here and the work that I put in, I definitely will consider. And if you ask anybody else that question, they would say the same thing.
Mike Ryan
So Patrick Jr. Did you know those stats of your father? Seven and a half sacks. How many sacks you got?
I
I don't got no sacks. Yeah, he got the upper stat on me right there. I don't, I didn't get no sacks on the QB yet. That's a stat I'm trying to accumulate as well.
Mike Ryan
So oh, but wait, but wait a minute. The reason that your teammates got as many sacks, got more sacks than anyone in the NFL this year is because you're back there as defensive player of the year, covering people. So you didn't get the sacks, but you got the sacks?
I
Yeah, you know, I, I could say I help along the lines of the sacks. You know, I could, I could put my name in it for sure. Help the guys get some pressure a little bit. You know, they helped me as well too. But you know, my coverage in the back end helps a lot too. So you can say that.
Mike Ryan
Who's. Who do you regard as in your class as a corner, Stingley, obviously this postseason is getting a lot of talk, but when I think you're the favorite to win defensive player of the year or you're not, like, who do you regard as good as you at this?
I
I mean, that's a good question. Obviously everybody got they tears of corners. I mean, I think I solidified myself consistently these past couple of years, so I could definitely say I'm at the top of the game right now, honestly, for myself. But yeah, Stingley, he's had a great year all pro year. He's a great cornerback. Jalen Ramsey, another dude that's been doing consistently. Sauce Gardner. Are those guys for sure slay? You know, I don't know. It's just a lot of good corners in the league that you could put in that class for sure because you know, with the league now, it's transcends a passing game. So you need a lot of good corners in this league. So I mean you could, you could name a whole bunch and you know, it couldn't be wrong.
Patrick Surtain
So.
Mike Ryan
But do you think you're the defensive player of the year?
I
Yeah, I believe so. I think my tape speaks for itself. What I've able to do this year, holding number of receivers like under 30 yards. Damn. Every game. So I think the stats to take the measurable speaks for itself. So why not?
Mike Ryan
Dad, what's the game you saw that you were like, oh, oh, he, he can shut down anybody. There's. There, there are any games that you're a little scared before it because you're like, okay, this, this one's a challenge for my son.
Patrick Surtain
Not really because I've, I've seen the do it for so long, you know, just, just going back to, to high school, college and just his. I vividly remember his rookie year where they just lined him out there like, you got this guy, man, and he was playing with some veteran guys and And Ronald Darby and Justin Simmons back there, and they had trust in him from day one to, to go out there and. And handle his business on. On the perimeter. And as the years have gone by, he's just only. He progressed in his game and now he's probably one of the rare cornerbacks, you know, in the game that follows the number one receiver. And I think that alone, you know, and being able to shadow those guys because the receivers now, man, they're so good. They're coming into the pros, you know, ready made. They're really good players. For him to go and follow the top guys each and every week, you know, it says something about him and says how much trust that the coaching staff has in him.
E
Patrick, I'm wondering what it was like playing for your dad in high school knowing that you were better than he was.
I
No, I wasn't. I wasn't better than him just. Just yet. But it was. It was a great experiences. It was moments that I would cherish forever. Being able to be by side, you know, seeing him coach, you know, at a high level, and him building young kids and turning them into young men is pretty inspirational to look at it from that perspective because, I mean, he wasn't just coaching me, he was coaching a band of younger guys as well, too. So seeing that and being a part of that process and experience, I enjoyed it. And it's something I take with me forever. You know, hopefully we'll cross ties again.
Patrick Surtain
Maybe.
I
But, you know, who knows?
E
Was he hard on you? Did he yell at you?
I
Yeah, of course. He'll tell you himself. He was definitely hard on me. You know, I learned a lot from those experiences. You know, it was something that made me better as a player and as a person. Those tough learning lessons that I learned from him, it just made me become wiser and I understood that, you know, he wanted what's best for me at the end of the day, you know, I mean, you need some tough, constructive criticism to reach to this point, and I wouldn't want any other way. So I'm very thankful for that, for sure.
E
Patrick senior. I coached my daughter in lacrosse for like, 10 years, and she ended up going to Northwestern. It's like the Alabama of women's lacrosse. Okay. And so I am, Patrick senior. I am wondering if you did this because I did it all the time. I would go out of my way to yell at my daughter because I wanted to save face with the rest of the team. Did you?
Patrick Surtain
There were. There were some times, but, you know, you know, it's crazy because I didn't have any clue that I wanted to coach. But when I retired, I had to do something. He was at the park, and I was just this crazy dad in the stands, just yelling at people and everything. So my thing was, I'm out here, so I might as well help and start coaching. But, you know, I tried to treat him as equal as I can. As all the other players, I didn't want to make an example. But at some point in time, I had to make an example with him to let the other guys know that, you know, he yell at his son, you know, it's. The rest of us could get it too. But, you know, you have to know how to separate the two. You know, I was coach at the school and on the football field, but at home I was that, you know, So I think it worked out pretty good.
Mike Ryan
Hold on, though. When you played, Sam Madison was the talker, you didn't have much of anything to say to anybody. You were better than everybody, and you didn't say much of anything. Are you telling me that in the stands at his games, before you were a coach, you couldn't shut up because you were yelling at everybody?
Patrick Surtain
Dan, I was nuts. I was nuts in this thing, man. I didn't know where it came from. Just. Just yelling at people. I remember one. One game, I was on the sideline. He. He's running for a long touchdown. I'm running down the sideline, and I knock a kid over. I'm like, oh, man, what am I doing? So, you know, it was just. Just the excitement of. Of seeing, you know, your kid out there doing special things, man. It just bought a certain. Certain energy and feeling out of me.
Mike Ryan
Wait a second. Are you saying that you're sprinting right past him as he returns a pick six for a touchdown? You're just running next to your son so good.
Patrick Surtain
He actually played running back. So he was running down the field scoring a touchdown. I'm running the same directions as him, full speed. There was a little kid. I think the kid was like eight years old, man. Ran clean over the little kid.
Mike Ryan
That's embarrassing. Wait a minute. Who's more embarrassed there? Certainly your son is embarrassed, is he not?
Patrick Surtain
I don't think he sucked because he's. He's out running me, so he's. He's a little bit ahead of me, but yeah, man, sorry to the kid.
Mike Ryan
Well, so. So. But so explain this part to us. When you have the gratitude and the swelling of what is really proud love, how often will you like what is the height of being moved by watching him play?
Patrick Surtain
Oh, just. Just seeing him compete, man. I remember, I think two years ago, he had two picks against the Chargers, and he came to the stands and handed me the ball, and I'm knocking people over. Get out the way. That's my ball. Getting the ball and going back, man. Just. But it's also, you know, because when you're out there actually playing the game, you know, you're in control of everything. So there's no words just as out there playing. But as a dad, and I know Stu spoke about it earlier, but as a dad and the father, watching your kid play, even at this level, you get anxiety because you want to do so well. And, like, everybody's expecting him to go out there and hold guys to zero catches. And when he gives up one, people like, oh, my God. Which is part of the game. You know, like I said, a clock is. A broken clock is right two times a day.
Mike Ryan
And Justin Jefferson is not a broken clock. Justin Jefferson, CD Lamb is not a broken clock. I don't know. I am listening to Patrick, but I'm looking these extraterrestrials who are playing wide receiver, and I got to tell you, dad, they're a lot larger than the ones you were guarding. They're a lot faster. They're a lot faster than the. Randy Moss wasn't good.
Patrick Surtain
I mean, I'm not gonna let you do that to. No, we talking about Randy Moss and Terrell Lawrence and Marvin Harrison. That's hall of Famers now. Yeah, that's the guys we had to go against.
Mike Ryan
Okay, just back off. You know what? I stand. I stand corrected. Fair enough. Fair enough. I'm sorry. I have. I deserve that for the disrespect, but I. But. But I do marvel at the people your son is covering, and I don't know who he respects so much that he would say, yeah, that's a person who keeps me up a little the night before, because I know that's going to be the challenge. That's about as good as I am.
Patrick Surtain
Yeah, like. Like you said, man, there. There's some excellent receivers in the league, but he doesn't shy away from it, man. Like, he. He relishes the opportunity. Like, we'll talk before the game. I'm like, you matching up this week? Of course I am. You know, he looks forward to the opportunity. That's the kind of comparative he is. That's the kind of. The work and the film study that. The habits that he's created for himself. He's always up for the challenge. And the thing I love about. He shows no fear, man. He gave a play up, he's out there. Next play in his face, you know, relishing the opportunity to go against the very best. And for my money, man, the things he did, the way that his defense turned around, he definitely deserves defensive player of the year. Because nobody, no other corner player has the responsibilities that he has. And to go out there and shut guys down and do it at a very high level, man, it's. It speaks volumes.
E
Eric Molds, two times a season, like, get the hell out of here. What are you doing? You're insulting the man.
Mike Ryan
I mean, fair enough. Eric Molds was a beast. Was also a handful. But give me some names. Give me the guys. Junior. That keep you up just a little bit? A little bit. A little. Little extra sleepless.
I
I'll just give you a gauntlet from this year. I had some pretty good receivers. First. First game, I started off with DK Metcalf, you know, you know, his body of work, you know, he's one of the different receivers who could lift the whole weight room. One of them extraterrestrial receivers. So I just think that was the. That was the first. First one where I was like, okay, I know I got a gauntlet coming up this year. Then, shoot. The next week I had George Pickens. Obviously, he put his name out there this year for sure, made plays for them boys on this, on that playoff run. Then I had to go. Go up against Mike Evans. All right, then, you know, Mike Evans, he a Hall of Famer, does it consistently, each and every year. Then Garrett Wilson, then the list goes on. Then I went up against.
Mike Ryan
You're just looking at your schedule. Do you have a schedule magnet on your computer right there?
E
Dad had a tough one.
I
I gotta be honest. I'm just going through schedule, man.
Patrick Surtain
Before the season, I.
I
Look, I'm like, okay, I know which receivers I got to go up against this year. So it's definitely a. I was up for the challenge. So, yeah, I was looking forward to it, for sure.
Mike Ryan
Dad, is there anything in his physical mannerisms that you're watching him or that anyone in your family is watching and they see you in him when he's playing?
Patrick Surtain
I just say, what the thing I marvel at. And, you know, looking back at what I did, I just say the technical aspect, you know, and just being able to stay in front of guys, man, that. That's a skill in itself. And just the technique, the. The. The confidence, just. Just all that, man. That it takes to play cornerback in this league at a high level. You know, I kind of see those same traits of him that. That I had in myself, the playmaking ability, you know, just. Just being able. Because people don't understand, man. Like, there's different body types of receivers that you got to go against, especially at his size. And to go against the DK Metcalfs and then go against the quick guys like Garrett Wilson, then a guy like Jamar Chase, the same thing. When I played, we had to go against a Randy Marshall, a. To then come back and go against the little guy, Marvin Harris. People don't understand that. You know, those matchups are tough because you're going against different guys. They present different challenges to you as far as quickness, power, speed, and all that stuff. And to be up and added every week, man, it takes discipline. It takes the right kind of mentality, man, and it. It's. He's. He. That shows why he's the best in the game.
Mike Ryan
Junior, what does dad have to say to you after the game when his Miami Dolphins have put 70 points on your defense?
I
I ain't gonna lie. I can't even talk about that game. I ain't gonna lie. That was a game that. That haunted me for that the. The next weeks after, because I wasn't expecting that. Obviously, I was going home, was expecting a good game, you know, going to see family. You know, I had like 20 plus, 30 plus family members there. You know, I mean, and even Pop showed up before the game, too. So I was excited. I was ready to put on the show. Then next thing you know, the game just, like, went left, and I look up, it was about 50. Then it went to 70. I'm like, man, I'm done with this game. I can't even. I can't even be as excited anymore to see him because, you know, we put up that performance. But, you know, I think I felt, you know, instant relief and gratification when I was able to see family members. That made my day much better. So, yeah, that's the experience I don't want to relive ever again.
Mike Ryan
Okay, I'm sorry I did that to you, but your dad seemed to be laughing. Your dad did.
I
I mean, everybody know that was quite. Yeah, that was bad.
Patrick Surtain
Just for the record, like, I surprised him. You know, he didn't know I was coming, so I prized him. Came on the field pregame and everything. And, you know, just for the record, by the end of the. About two minutes left in the third quarter, I was. I Was drunk. So I knew the score. But the thing about it, they were down and Mike McDaniel kept throwing the ball. I'm like, oh, he's trying to break records on him. But, yeah, I was in Club Live. In Club Live watching the game.
Chris Cody
It was over for me.
Patrick Surtain
Bad thing about it. Yeah, it was over.
I
Bad thing about it was it was humid. It was hot.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
I
We was getting whoop in the sun. And it. Yeah, that was.
Mike Ryan
Your dad went to get drunk in the. While you're suffering on the football, you're allowing 70 points and you're dead. It's hammered before the fourth quarter.
Patrick Surtain
I was watching. I was watching out of one eye.
Mike Ryan
So you. So what you were. You're saying you were basically drinking to make the pain go away is what you're saying.
Patrick Surtain
Oh, man, that's. That's one of those games, man. That's like the. The Jacksonville playoff game. They should have had liquor in at halftime for us.
E
For the players.
Patrick Surtain
Absolutely.
Mike Ryan
As he told you about that one. Does your son know the score of that game? The game that sent Dan Marino into retirement? Does your. Does your son even remember the score of that game?
Patrick Surtain
He's a student of the game. I don't. He may not know, though, that that was bad.
Mike Ryan
Your father. Your father allowed Jimmy. Jimmy Smith and the rest of those receivers to beat Dan Marino in his final game. 63. Seven in a playoff game.
Patrick Surtain
Who's laughing now? It was Fred Taylor. I knew it was over. I knew it was over first. And the water sprinklers. Come on. It was over after that.
I
At least we put 20. I mean, shoot, we still.
Mike Ryan
It was Marino's last game.
Patrick Surtain
That was it.
I
I don't. Yeah, I know. I don't remember that one. I don't.
Patrick Surtain
Yeah, man. Sorry, dad.
Mike Ryan
Guys, thank you and congratulations. It really is a delight to see the son pick up the father's craftsmanship and take that certain legacy and make it something that shines even brighter than it did in Miami, where it's shown plenty. Plenty bright. Thank you, gentlemen.
Patrick Surtain
Appreciate it. Dan, Stu, thanks for having us.
E
Thank you, guys.
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Hour 2: Would You Give Josh Gad Your Kidney? (feat. Patrick Surtain & Patrick Surtain II)
Release Date: January 15, 2025
The episode kicks off with Dan Le Batard and Stugotz welcoming listeners, quickly transitioning into engaging with the audience through sponsor-related segments.
Boldest Take from the Week:
Chris Cody introduces a new fan engagement initiative sponsored by Boost Mobile. Listeners are encouraged to submit their boldest takes—be it funny anecdotes or hot opinions—by calling 718-540-9013. The goal is to feature these takes throughout the show, fostering a more interactive community.
Chris Cody [01:55]:
"Send us something funny. Send us a hot take. But one thing it has to be is bold."
A playful back-and-forth ensues as Mike Ryan questions Chris about the precision required in the submissions, leading to humorous exchanges about the flexibility of what constitutes a "week" versus a "weekend" take.
Mike Ryan introduces the "Gas Bags of the Week" segment, a humorous competition between selected takes from sports commentators Bill Simmons and Colin Cowherd. The focus is on evaluating and comparing their often controversial opinions.
Bill Simmons vs. Colin Cowherd:
The discussion centers around Bill Simmons' claim that the Pittsburgh Steelers are the best team in the AFC, despite their recent losing streak. In contrast, Colin Cowherd's take criticizes Lamar Jackson as a "more talented version of Tim Tebow," labeling him a "project" rather than a prospect.
Bill Simmons [06:45]:
"I officially think Pittsburgh's the best team in the AFC."
Colin Cowherd [07:59]:
"Lamar Jackson's a more talented version of Tim Tebow... he's a project."
Mike and Chris debate the validity of these takes, ultimately deciding that Colin Cowherd's perspective offers more fodder for discussion.
The hosts delve into the rising issue of AI-generated scams, particularly focusing on a recent fraudulent attempt involving someone posing as Brad Pitt. They highlight how convincingly bad Photoshop and fake narratives can deceive individuals.
Dan Le Batard [09:17]:
"These are pictures that allegedly were sent to a woman in France by Brad Pitt, asking her for money... these photos are just so bad."
Chris humorously suggests that if a celebrity like Josh Gad were to reach out for help, it might be more believable, leading to a lighthearted debate about the absurdity of such scams.
In a comedic twist, the show poses a fictional dilemma: would listeners give Josh Gad their kidney or $70,000? The segment plays on the earlier discussion about scams, blending humor with the serious topic of organ donation.
Stugotz [12:32]:
"Would you give Pitt your kidney? You guys see Tebow's having a baby. ... So, you can call any day of the week with a bold take. I'm asking."
The hosts engage in witty banter about the practicality and ethics of such a choice, ultimately highlighting the surreal nature of the question.
The highlight of the episode features an extensive interview with Patrick Surtain, a legendary cornerback for the Miami Dolphins, and his son, Patrick Surtain II, now a rising star in the NFL. The conversation explores legacy, personal growth, and the dynamics of following in a parent's footsteps.
Legacy and Family Dynamics:
Patrick Surtain shares insights into his career, emphasizing his contributions to the Dolphins and his pride in his son's achievements.
Patrick Surtain [21:10]:
"I am totally fine with it. I didn't want to, I didn't want to relinquish the title quite yet, but it's obvious."
Patrick Surtain II on the Field:
Patrick Surtain II discusses his approach to the game, the challenges of facing top-tier receivers, and his aspirations for Defensive Player of the Year.
Patrick Surtain II [32:06]:
"I believe so. I think my tape speaks for itself... Why not?"
Father-Son Interactions:
The dialogue touches on memorable moments, such as a game where Patrick Jr. struggled defensively, and how these experiences shape their relationship and professional respect.
Patrick Surtain [25:04]:
"Just seeing him compete, man. ... he relishes the opportunity to go against the very best."
Humorous Anecdotes:
Mike Ryan brings humor by referencing Patrick Sr.'s past coaching antics and a specific game where miscommunication led to a high-scoring loss, eliciting laughter and camaraderie among the participants.
Mike Ryan [35:49]:
"Are you saying you were drinking to make the pain go away is what you're saying."
The episode wraps up with final thoughts on the interview, celebrating the Surtain family's football legacy. Additional sponsor segments for Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Miller Lite are briefly mentioned, maintaining the show's blend of entertainment and advertising.
Chris Cody [01:55]:
"Send us something funny. Send us a hot take. But one thing it has to be is bold."
Bill Simmons [06:45]:
"I officially think Pittsburgh's the best team in the AFC."
Colin Cowherd [07:59]:
"Lamar Jackson's a more talented version of Tim Tebow... he's a project."
Dan Le Batard [09:17]:
"These are pictures that allegedly were sent to a woman in France by Brad Pitt, asking her for money... these photos are just so bad."
Patrick Surtain II [32:06]:
"I believe so. I think my tape speaks for itself... Why not?"
This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz masterfully combines humor, sports analysis, and personal storytelling. From engaging fan segments to insightful interviews with football legends, listeners are treated to a comprehensive and entertaining exploration of current sports topics and personal narratives. The blend of lighthearted banter with serious discussions offers a well-rounded experience, making it accessible and enjoyable even for those who haven't tuned in before.