JuJu's Top 5 Chips Of All Time | Postgame Show

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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: JuJu's Top 5 Chips Of All Time | Postgame Show
Date: May 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

Broadcasting from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and the show regulars dive into spirited debates ranging from the lofty task of defining the "Hall of Fame of Chips" to the evolution of basketball, meme-worthy poll results, and a lively review of Netflix’s Kevin Hart roast. The episode is a classic jumble of pop culture riffs, inside jokes, and passionate, occasionally nonsensical rankings—all wrapped in the familiar banter fans have come to love.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Debate: The Hall of Fame of Chips and Snacks

• Lack of Consensus
  • Dan bemoans: “I don't feel like we got anything that felt like closure on that snack conversation... I feel like we just have a whole bunch of people yelling and arguing at each other and some of them saying the words cheese balls.” (00:32)
• Is a Pretzel a Chip?
  • Chris: “You said a pretzel's a chip. Dude, it's hard to have this conversation with you.” (00:50)
  • Dan responds with his signature logic: “I make a penguin a bird...” (00:53)
• Personal vs Universal Rankings
  • Tony argues: “I don't care about what humans will agree on. I'm doing mine. You asked what's in your Mount Rushmore snacks. I told you mine.” (01:50)
  • Dan clarifies the goal: “It's not a personal person's hall of fame. It's the hall of fame for everybody.” (01:56)

2. JuJu’s Top 5 Chips of All Time

JuJu brings clarity with his off-the-cuff list, prompting reactions and further debate.

• JuJu’s List:
  1. Golden Flake Hot Chips (#1, 03:22)
     • “And number one, golden flake hot chips. Oh, God, Is that regional?” — Everyone is confused by this pick.
  2. Sour Cream and Cheddar Ruffles (#2, 04:04)
     • Chris: “That was my nomination.”
  3. Plain Ruffles (#3, 02:42)
     • Tony laments: “No, it's just they have so many better flavors...”
  4. Sour Cream and Onion Ruffles (#4, 02:29)
  5. Hickory Barbecue (#5, 02:07)
     • “Not just barbecue, but hickory. I like that. Hickory barbecue.”
• Ruffles Sponsorship Joke
  • Dan: “We got to get juju some Russell with big ruffles and ruffles sponsorships.” (03:14)
• Wrap Snacks and Gas Station Finds
  • JuJu shouts out “the Quavo chips, the rap snacks, delicacy Migos.” (03:52)
  • The group muses about novelty gas station chips, “those knockoff Jason Tatum chips.” (04:03)

3. Poll Updates and Inside Jokes

• LeBron & Bronny Press Conference Meme
  • JuJu shares: “96% of the audience says, yes, he should have [used Bronny as a shield]. That's a record, isn't it?” (14:01)
• Miscellaneous Polls
  • Is yodeling still big in the Swiss Alps? (86% yes)
  • Do you lose respect for a guy in a suit riding a scooter? (74% yes)
  • Is cheese doodle in the chip category? (52% yes)
  • Would Braveheart have been better starring Danny Glover? (57% yes)

4. Pulitzer, Award Ownership & Joker of the Day

• Who Gets Credit for the Pulitzer?
  • JuJu, embracing Dan’s new logic on awards:

    “So I'm gonna take your leads. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen of the academy. I like to accept this. I am proud. I'm a proud Pulitzer owner as well as an academy award winner because I was in The Blind Side...” (04:34)

  • Dan corrects himself: “The New York Times isn't actually claiming that Pulitzer. It's The Athletic...” (05:02)
• Joker of the Day
  • JuJu calls out Pablo Torre:

    “Pablo Torre, brother, it's meth, bro. Like method. Who are you texting that isn't. You embarrassed me.” (05:35)

5. Review: The Roast of Kevin Hart

• Mixed Opinions
  • JuJu:

    “To me, I was entertained. There was a couple of people up there... Tiana Taylor, she dropped the ball, she bombed... I’m not a fan of Tony Hinchcliffe... So his George Floyd joke to me was more of the same... Tom Brady kicked it off, did as best as he could do.” (06:38)

  • Chris:

    “Once we got past the part where like things that were surprises to Kevin Hart that he clearly knew about... that part felt a little disingenuous. But... I actually thought it was a good roast.” (07:34)

  • Notable shoutout: “Shane Gillis, bro, you are one of the most funny people ever in the world... how he did Lizzo, bro... it was so just straight to the point and cut your heart like a knife.” (07:59)
  • Tony Reali on Jeff Ross’ leather getup: “What was Jeff Ross doing in the all red leather? … That's a bad look for Jeff Ross even.” (08:11, 08:17)

6. Stat of the Day: Athleticism in Sports

• Comparing Athleticism Across Sports
  • JuJu presents a stat:

    “Cam Boozer, the 6-8, 253-pound [basketball player]... max vertical is 35 inches. Tristan Wirfs, 6-5, 320-pound [NFL lineman]... vertical is 36.5 inches. Meaning that Tristan Wirfs has more hops than the Booze.” (08:54)

  • Tony predicts bust potential: “Somebody is going to get fired for drafting Cam Boozer in the top five.” (09:25)
• Athleticism in Basketball Debate
  • Dan: “Who is the greatest non-athletic person that you have seen in basketball?”
    — Names discussed: Larry Bird, Jokic, Luka, Draymond Green, Zach Randolph
  • Tony: “Problem is that back to the basket game doesn't exist in the NBA... the era of David Lee is done.” (12:37)
  • Dan quips: “You can't coach sneaky.” (13:22)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Dan Le Batard (00:32):

  “I don't feel like we have four hall of Fame chips. I just feel like we have a whole bunch of people yelling and arguing at each other and some of them saying the words cheese balls.”

• Tony Reali (01:50):

  “I don't care about what humans will agree on. I'm doing mine. You asked what's in your Mount Rushmore snacks. I told you mine.”

• JuJu (03:22):

  “And number one, golden flake hot chips. Oh, God, is that regional?”

• Dan Le Batard (05:02):

  “The New York Times isn't actually claiming that Pulitzer. It's The Athletic... I was giving The New York Times credit for something The New York Times isn't even taking credit for.”

• JuJu (05:35):

  “Pablo Torre, brother, it's meth, bro. Like method... You not only just embarrassed Dan, you should embarrass me.”

• Dan Le Batard (12:56):

  “And what you're basically saying is the game has evolved past Elton Brand is what you're saying.”

• Dan Le Batard (13:22):

  “You can't coach sneaky.”

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | Key Details | |------------|---------------------------------|------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:32 | Snack/Chip HOF Debate | Lack of closure, pretzel argument, personal vs universal | | 02:04 | JuJu’s Top 5 Chips List | Full rundown, reactions, sponsorship jokes | | 03:22 | #1 Chip Controversy | Golden Flake hot chips confuses the crew | | 04:34 | Pulitzer Award Ownership | Satirical “acceptance speech”, Dan clarifies details | | 05:35 | Joker of the Day | Pablo Torre “method” joke | | 06:38 | Kevin Hart Roast Review | Candid takes, favorite moments, shoutouts | | 08:54 | Stat of the Day | Cam Boozer vs Tristan Wirfs vertical leap | | 09:25 | Basketball Bust Prediction | Tony doubts Cam Boozer’s future; athleticism debate | | 13:22 | Meme Quote | “You can’t coach sneaky.” | | 14:01 | Amusing Poll Results | Audience weighs in on LeBron & Bronny, chips, yodeling |

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Tone & Style

The episode is lighthearted, fast-moving, occasionally absurd, and peppered with in-jokes and playful barbs. The speakers’ banter and camaraderie drive the energy—debates veer between earnest and tongue-in-cheek almost by the sentence.

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Useful for Listeners Who Missed It

• Get JuJu’s definitive and hotly debated Top 5 Chips.
• Understand the recurring Le Batard Show in-jokes (Pulitzer “ownership”, “sneaky” athleticism, Hall of Fame debates).
• Hear sharp takes on the Kevin Hart roast, plus candid criticism and praise.
• Tap into the show’s uniquely interactive approach via quirky audience polls.

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Summary by PodcastGPT

Transcript

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[Dan Le Batard]

I don't feel like we got anything that felt like closure on that snack conversation. I don't feel like we have four hall of Fame chips. I don't feel like we have four hall of Fame snacks. I feel like we just have a whole bunch of people yelling and arguing at each other and some of them saying the words cheese balls.

[Chris Cody]

I mean, you said a pretzel's a chip. Dude, it's hard to have this conversation with you.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, but I. Okay, fair enough. Well, the words I make a penguin. I make a penguin a bird.

[Tony Reali]

Yeah.

[Juju]

The word snack is so amorphous. There's a. You could name. Everybody could name 100 different snacks, so

[Dan Le Batard]

you got to fine tune it. That's why I was asking you for four. I didn't want. I wanted the four consensus best. But let's bring juju back in here before we get to the polls. And some other things. Juju, do you have anything in the way of clarity for us on this subject?

[Juju]

Yes, sir, man. I got my top five chip flavors off the dome because it was just embarrassing what I heard. So top five chips.

[Dan Le Batard]

I agree with you, Juju. I've rarely been more embarrassed than what broke out at the end of the last segment.

[Chris Cody]

Remember what Tony said?

[Tony Reali]

I said one of the most goated flavors. Jalapeno. You guys are on. You guys are on.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's unbelievable, man. It really was strange, though, that you went so specific with what you were saying. This is consensus, one of the four best things all humans would agree on in the snack.

[Tony Reali]

Doing human. I don't care about what humans will agree on. I'm doing mine. You asked what's in your Mount Rushmore snacks. I told you mine.

[Dan Le Batard]

It's not a personal person's hall of fame. It's the hall of fame for everybody. It's not just your hall, what everybody thinks. Go ahead, juju.

[Juju]

Do.

[Dan Le Batard]

Do you have any oli or you're going straight to the top?

[Juju]

No, Olis, but I like to tell my Brother Greg, you are having a phenomenal hair day right now, bro. Don't move the headphones an inch. It's flowing like lettuce. Number five, hickory barbecue. Hickory.

[Dan Le Batard]

Wow.

[Juju]

Not just barbecue, but hickory. I like that. Hickory barbecue.

[Dan Le Batard]

You dig?

[Juju]

Number four, sour cream and onion ruffles.

[Chris Cody]

Strong.

[Dan Le Batard]

Roy's right when he says you got to make a distinction. You got to either make them ridged or not ridge. Those are two different categories.

[Juju]

Number three, plain ruffles.

[Chris Cody]

You're ruffles, man, huh?

[Dan Le Batard]

Tony's disgusted by this.

[Tony Reali]

No, it's just they have so many better flavors. The ad combination of the lime and the jalapeno one is great.

[Chris Cody]

Yeah, I don't understand.

[Juju]

Stop trying to make the jalapeno thing.

[Tony Reali]

You don't like spicy.

[Chris Cody]

I don't understand the plan thing. Dan did it last segment. I don't understand the plan.

[Tony Reali]

That queso flavor is excellent.

[Juju]

Want me to choose croqueta chips? Number two, sour cream and cheddar ruffle.

[Chris Cody]

There it is. That was my nomination.

[Tony Reali]

Ruffles live. Read here.

[Dan Le Batard]

He really is. He really is. We got to get juju some Russell with big ruffles and ruffles sponsorships. Number one.

[Juju]

And number one, golden flake hot chips. Oh, God, Is that regional?

[Dan Le Batard]

Everyone. Everyone is staring straight ahead and not knowing what it is that juju has

[Tony Reali]

Just felt bad about. Jalapeno now, huh?

[Dan Le Batard]

Number one. No, I gotta go with Tony on this one. Rare is the number one selection that makes everyone stare straight ahead and not understand or have the knowledge that juju has. Here.

[Juju]

Real chippers. No, Dano, I left off the list the quavo chips to wrap. Snacks, delicacy Migos.

[Dan Le Batard]

I love going into the jet, into the gas station and seeing those. Those knockoff Jason Tatum chips.

[Tony Reali]

Those are good. By the way, the barbecue Flamin hot.

[Chris Cody]

Those are good.

[Dan Le Batard]

I like those. What do you have? What do you have for us? Juju on the conversation we were having earlier that Greg Cody said my tone was bad on where I was genuinely confused by the idea that people who have ownership st in. In Meadowlark media don't feel like they've won a Pulitzer prize.

[Juju]

Yeah, bro. When you broke it down and said, if the New York Times can prance they ass out here and claim it, damn it, we can. So I'm gonna take your leads. Thank you. Ladies and gentlemen of the academy. I like to accept this. I am proud. I'm a proud Pulitzer owner as well as an academy award winner because I was in the blind side and it Won an Academy Award. So the video team moving forward, can we add Pulitzer award winner and Academy award winner to my bio?

[Dan Le Batard]

I have to make a correction though, because I got it wrong earlier in the show. The New York Times isn't actually claiming that Pulitzer. It's the Athletics. And even though the New York Times owns the athletic, they got three other Pulitzers. And I was giving the New York Times credit for something the New York Times isn't actually even taking credit for. Congratulations to everyone here for winning, winning the Pulitzer, except for the unethical video team. Do you have a joker of the day for us here, Juju?

[Juju]

Yes, sir. Man. On the heels of our Pulitzer conversation, joker of the day, Pablo Torre, brother, it's meth, bro. Like method. Who are you texting that isn't. You embarrassed me. You not only just embarrassed Dan, you should embarrass me. Chris Cody, the Pulitzer committee calling that man method. Nobody has ever done that, sir. You, sir, are the joker of the day.

[Chris Cody]

Dan, real quick. I've been seeing this comment today a lot in our YouTube chat and I want to respond to it. Zaslo is standing. Everyone was asking and they were wondering, Zaslo has been standing all show.

[Dan Le Batard]

That's what it would look like if Kevin Hart were in here. Because you do look that much shorter than a seven foot Tony. You're making Tony look like he's Rudy Gobert's height.

[Tony Reali]

I'm wemby just throw me the ball in the post here.

[Dan Le Batard]

Speaking juju of the Kevin Hart rose. Did you see it? Would you recommend it? I have not seen it and I am thinking of not seeing it. So what do you have for me on this, bruh?

[Juju]

The way that the Internet was talking, I was thinking, okay, I'm, I'm gonna stomach this and watch this and try to get through it. Nah, bro. To me, I was entertained. There was a couple of people up there. Tiana Taylor, she dropped the ball, she bombed. You know, I mean. But Shannon comedian and I'm not a fan of Tony Hinchcliffe, so I'm just gonna go in saying that. So his George Floyd joke to me was more of the same of what he be doing. But at the same time I thought that Draymond did as well as Draymond could do. I think Tom Brady kicked it off, did as best as he could do. So I applaud the roast of Kevin Hart, you dig? In the production, Tom was a bit starched.

[Tony Reali]

I can always tell when he's getting back to the monitor, when he's like yeah, he's got the face of like, where was I again?

[Chris Cody]

Oh, yeah, you're short.

[Tony Reali]

That's right.

[Chris Cody]

I liked. I thought it was a good rose. Once we got past the part where like things that were surprises to Kevin Hart that he clearly knew about, like Tom Brady, he's sitting there like, yeah, that's right. It's my rose. Tom would never show up. And Tom's doing the slow walk and it's just so clear that he knew he was there. So that part felt a little disingenuous. Cuz I think you think these roasts, it's like these people are just letting it fly. So that seemed a little fake. But once we got past like that Tom stuff, I actually thought it was a good roast.

[Juju]

Yeah, you're right. Shane. Shane Gillis, bro, you are one of the most funny people ever in the world. How he did Lizzo, bro, I ain't gonna say it here, but it was so just straight to the point and cut your heart like a knife.

[Tony Reali]

Yeah. What was Jeff Ross doing in the. In the all. All red leather? Eddie, get up.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, that's a bad look for Jeff Ross even.

[Tony Reali]

Everybody else is like, what is he doing? Nobody knows what he's got to do.

[Dan Le Batard]

A thing that's a for anyone to pull off, but he specifically trying to pull that off didn't really work. Give me the stat of the day music please. Start of the day, Start of the day, Start of the day it is the start of the day Start of the day Start of the day it is the start of the day Start of the day Start of the day. This is part of the day.

[Juju]

Cam boozer the 6 8,253 pound cam boozers max vertical is 35 inches. Tristan Worth 65320 pound Tristan Worths vertical is 36.5 inches. Meaning that Tristan Worth has more hops than the booze. Back to you guys.

[Tony Reali]

Somebody is going to get fired for drafting Cam Boozer in the top five. I'm going to say it right here.

[Chris Cody]

Really?

[Tony Reali]

Somebody's going to get fired. We're going to look back at that and be like, yikes. That was not a good pick because

[Dan Le Batard]

you have him as a tweener who can't jump more than a Tampa Bay Bucks lineman.

[Tony Reali]

That he's slow. I don't know if you saw him running his. His speed drills. He's slow. His jumper's not that good. I don't know if he can defend up like. We'll see.

[Dan Le Batard]

You are saying something. I'm not hearing a Lot of. Because he's just a. He's. He's just somebody who's very young. So you might be right early. But generally speaking, I think he's consensus top five pick.

[Juju]

Yeah.

[Tony Reali]

I got a good track record on these things. When I see the eye test and

[Dan Le Batard]

I'm like not going to happen on a deep draft. Yes. But I. I have trouble with that. Right. Because I wouldn't have had Paul Pierce athletically as a Hall of Famer. And what like basketball can be strange that way. You can have somebody who is a bit of a tween who get Larry Bird athletically. It's not even just the whiteness, it's how it's moving around on the court. Larry Bird, nobody would be able to explain how that happens.

[Tony Reali]

You're missing the part that's important, which is sneakiness. Right. Paul Pierce, sneaky shift. He was able to get into do stuff that athletically he shouldn't have been able to. But he had the deception in his game the same as Larry. I don't think Cam Boozer has deception in his game to be a 6, 8 guy that can play out in the perimeter.

[Chris Cody]

Tony also thought David Smails is going to be good.

[Tony Reali]

Okay. And I remember somebody saying that nobody wanted to trade for Davis or nobody wanted to trade Davis Mills.

[Dan Le Batard]

Right.

[Tony Reali]

Do I remember that?

[Dan Le Batard]

Somebody made Diana Rossini.

[Tony Reali]

I couldn't remember who exactly said it. I knew somebody said it.

[Juju]

And ten's defense, I would have rather had Davis at the helm in them playoff games. And CJ So talk to him. Thanks. He wins again.

[Dan Le Batard]

Well, but let me. Let me go down this path with you guys as basketball lovers. When it comes to being able to see whether someone is athletic enough to be someone who wins among the greatest athletes in the world at basketball. Who is the greatest non athletic person that you have seen in basketball. Because I think Larry Bird would classify. But what you're saying about Cam Boozer, I saw him in the post. His footwork is amazing. The way that he passes out of the post is really good. But I too would be worried about the fact that he is undersized for some of the athleticism that plays his position and seems less athletic than some of those people. Even though he's great in the post.

[Juju]

I mean, the answer is yic, right? Yeah. And Luca, I don't want to put an end to the game, but like

[Tony Reali]

the answer, Y. I would say Draymond too.

[Dan Le Batard]

Okay. But if. Well, but Draymond has to be a special kind of athletic to be defensive player. Of the year. At that size at 6, 7, there must be some strength involved there that we're not seeing. But give me. When you talk About Jokic at 7ft tall, there's no chance of Cam Boozer being able to be something like that with a similar lack of athleticism.

[Juju]

Zach Randolph not athletic. Really good career. Really good player.

[Dan Le Batard]

Zach Randolph's another good choice, Although I think of him as unathletic later in his career as opposed to the beginning.

[Tony Reali]

Problem is that back to the basket game doesn't exist in the NBA like you. You don't have Z bos anymore. You can't have Cam Boozer sitting there at the block, getting the ball, dribbling twice, turning around and shooting up a jumper that doesn't exist. Like you're going to have to play within the flow of an offense that is so in motion, that is so perimeter dominated, that you got to be fleet of foot out there. You can't be plotting.

[Dan Le Batard]

And what you're basically saying is the game has evolved past Elton Brand is what you're saying.

[Tony Reali]

Unfortunately, yes.

[Dan Le Batard]

The Elton Brand.

[Juju]

And Luke Longley. And Luke Longley.

[Dan Le Batard]

Yeah, but Luke Longley, the stiff seven footer. The stiff David.

[Tony Reali]

The era of David Lee is done.

[Juju]

Dan over with.

[Dan Le Batard]

David Lee is athletic, though. He's great. David Lee was an athletic.

[Chris Cody]

Sneaky.

[Dan Le Batard]

Not sneaky. Athletic. Can't coach sneaky. Let's update some polls at LeBatard show. What did you just do there with your contribution? You can't coach sneaky at Le Batard show.

[Tony Reali]

Right.

[Juju]

About that.

[Dan Le Batard]

On. On the polls. What do you have juju for us? I was disappointed yesterday. I've got to look through my notes here. Find the poll from yesterday. Oh, this. This poll. We didn't get an update.

[Juju]

I know it. I got it.

[Dan Le Batard]

No, you got the. Did you update yesterday's poll on if LeBron James should have shielded himself from criticism during the post game press conference by going and doing the press conference with Bronnie on his lap?

[Juju]

I was gonna punctuate the segment with that, but yes, I did. It's in the IG story right now, bruh. That is hilarious. Let me update. Update that one. Now. 96 of the audience says, yes, he should have. That's a record, isn't it? Right, right. Is yodeling still big in The Swiss Alps? 86 of the audience says, yes, it is. Salute Yoda like he who do you lose respect for the guy in the suit when you see him riding the scooter? Damn. 74% of the audience says yes, they do. Does anyone else in the world have exactly the same voice as you do? No one else on earth sounds like a stuffy nose, freaky frog that I am, so I will take my bow there. 72% of the audience says no, they don't. Is yippee ki yay a form of yodeling? 56% of the audience says no, it is not. Damn. Are you surprised to know that Warren Sapp's middle name is Carlos?

[Dan Le Batard]

That was seven hours ago. We're still in the first hour of the show. Unpold.

[Juju]

84% of the audience says yes, they are surprised. Is the Jane Bond franchise mafia movies? 85% of the audience says no, they are not sure. Do you know Who Quasimodo is? 90 of the audience says yes, they do. Is the cheese doodle in the chip category? Big one. Oh. 52% of the audience says yes, it is.

[Tony Reali]

It comes in a chip bag.

[Dan Le Batard]

Not a puff. A chip. America has spoken.

[Juju]

And last poll with Braveheart would have been better. Hold on. Would Braveheart have been a better movie if it were starring Danny Glover? 57% of the audience says yes. And those are your pose. Yeah. Go louis.