JuJu's Top 5 Twins List | Postgame Show

Summary

Podcast Summary: JuJu's Top 5 Twins List | Postgame Show

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Date: May 6, 2026

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Main Theme

This episode features the crew broadcasting from the Elser Hotel in downtown Miami, where they blend their signature banter and sharp cultural wit. The postgame show is highlighted by JuJu’s much-anticipated “Top 5 Twins in Sports” list, a roundtable of jokes and hot takes, audience polls, and a rapid allocation of show awards. Listeners get a dose of sports nostalgia, fast-paced comedy, and the personality-driven dynamic that defines the show.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Love Doctor Segment and Hospital Humor

[00:32 – 01:19]

• Greg Cody is welcomed back as "The Love Doctor," with playful banter about his appearance.
  • “If I came in... and I saw you come in with the medical do rag on, I'd be like, yep, that guy's a good surgeon.” – Speaker C [00:48]
• A reference to Malachi Love, the infamous fake teen doctor, turns into a joke about how Greg could fool hospital staff.

2. JuJu's Entrance and Introduction

[01:20 – 02:09]

• JuJu joins the panel, energetically greeted.
• He references “Malachi working out with JSN,” riffing on sports footage and the size of the athlete’s shorts for comedic effect.

3. JuJu’s Top 5 Twins in Sports List

[02:09 – 05:08]

• Prompted by “a pretty egregious admission” from another host, JuJu dives into his ranking of sports twins:
  1. Marquis and Mike Pouncey (NFL) – “Pouncy.”
     • A brief aside about their draft years and a pointed mention of one supporting Aaron Hernandez.
  2. Bob and Mike Bryan (Tennis) – “Most successful doubles team in tennis history, man.” [03:11]
     • “Nobody watches doubles, but still they were good.” – Greg Cody [03:26]
  3. The Thompson Twins (NBA rookies and rising stars)
     • Clarified to not be the ‘80s music group.
  4. Tiki and Ronde Barber (NFL)
     • Local Giants fan tension: “Tiki was talking all that trash right before we won the super bowl. Without him, I might add. So he’s no longer acceptable in New York Giant circles.” – Speaker C [04:22]
     • Spirited debate on who got the better twin name: Ronde or Tiki.
  5. (Comic twist) Kirby Plet
     • Delivered with laughter, suggesting a classic bit of intentional misdirection/confusion.

4. Rapid-Fire Awards

[05:13 – 06:30]

• JuJu launches into a blitz of quirky awards for show regulars:
  • “Randy Ass / Guaranteed Dog House Award” to Chris Cody
  • “Same Car in the Same Garage Award” to Dave Damsh and Nick Wright for total agreement on the show
  • “It Happens to Me Too Roy Award” to Roy Bellamy
  • “Pulitzer Prize Award” to Amina, for excellence

5. Joker of the Day & Legal Hot Takes

[06:31 – 07:44]

• Joker of the Day: Toss-up between Ric Flair (for his social media chaos) and "nature" (as a wild kid).
• Brief on Stefon Diggs—recently found not guilty in court. JuJu rails against false accusations.
  • “We should come up with some type of penalty system for that. Like you can't just throw these accusations at people, cost them money, cost them career, cost them jobs, and then be like, oops, my bad. Never mind. What is that?” – JuJu [07:24]

6. Audience Polls & Listener Engagement

[07:44 – 09:02]

• JuJu shares poll results, including:
  • “Is Austin a lousy name for a baby and a grown up?” – 73% say yes [08:05]
  • “Is Draymond Green the Michael Jordan of Robert Oris?” – 65% say yes [08:50]
• Plugging of other podcasts by regular cast, keeping the show’s promo energy playful.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Greg Cody, on Wearing Doctor Gear:
  “If I came in... and I saw you come in with the medical do rag on, I'd be like, yep, that guy's a good surgeon.” [00:48]
• JuJu announces his twins list:
  “After my brother made a pretty egregious admission earlier in the show, I knew... maybe come up with a top five twins in sports, you dig? Of all time.” [02:13]
• Greg Cody on doubles tennis:
  “Nobody watches doubles, but still they were good.” [03:26]
• On the Barbers:
  “Tiki was talking all that trash right before we won the super bowl. Without him, I might add. So he’s no longer acceptable in New York Giant circles.” – Speaker C [04:22]
• JuJu on false legal accusations:
  “You can't just throw these accusations at people, cost them money, cost them career, cost them jobs, and then be like, oops, my bad. Never mind. What is that?” [07:24]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 00:32 – Love Doctor/Doctor bit with Greg Cody
• 01:20 – JuJu joins, Malachi shorts joke
• 02:09 – Start of JuJu’s Top 5 Twins in Sports
• 05:13 – Awards segment
• 06:31 – Joker of the Day & Stefon Diggs segment
• 07:44 – Audience polls

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Tone & Style

The show maintains its light-hearted, quick-fire comedic tone, mixing deep sports knowledge with irreverent humor. Regular in-jokes fly alongside topical references, creating an inclusive, conversational vibe. The playful ribbing (especially around the twins’ names and Giants’ history) anchors the listener in the show’s familiar camaraderie.

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Conclusion

If you’re seeking a blend of sports nostalgia, sharp wit, and friendly chaos, this episode is an ideal snapshot of what makes The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz a fan favorite. From JuJu’s creative “Top Twins in Sports” to the crew’s wild awards and audience polls, it’s pure, unscripted Le Batard—with the laughter and insights to match.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

We got the Love Doctor back in studio.

[C]

How.

[B]

How did things go with your patients today?

[D]

I hope I helped them. I hope I gave them some advice that they can work with and learn from. That's all you can hope, right? All right.

[E]

You look the part, I gotta say, absolutely.

[C]

Like you. If I came in, I said, I'm gonna need an appendectomy. And I saw you come in with the medical do rag on.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I'd be like, yep, that guy's a good surgeon.

[F]

We can get Greg right now. Walk him over to Jackson Memorial Hospital, which is like 10 minutes up, and he walks in kind of busy. People would be like, yeah, yeah, let him in. Hurry up.

[G]

Come on, let's go.

[C]

Clipboard.

[E]

Let's do that.

[C]

Run around.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Remember Malachi Love? Wasn't he down here? Guys, Remember Malachi Love?

[E]

I know Malachi, Tony.

[C]

Malachi Love was. Was the kid. He looked like he was 14 and he pretended to be a doctor.

[F]

Yeah. Oh, that guy. Yeah. He's since been a meme.

[B]

Let's bring Juju on board here. Juju, how you doing? Good to see you.

[G]

Good to see y' all, too, man. Doing great, man. Speaking of Malachi's, y' all saw my boy Malachi working out with JSN the other day. Some big ass shorts. Like, that's how you know he is.

[E]

We're gonna pull that up.

[F]

Yeah. That was an incredible video because, yeah, the shorts were the main takeaway here. Is like crazy George to be looking this clean in the routes. And I gotta say, credit to JSN from learning for learning from one of the game's greats. I think Malachi can help take JSN to the next level.

[G]

Absolutely.

[H]

Nice shirt. But quickly. Nice shout out. I gotta shout out Thurman Thomas jersey on juju there.

[G]

Yes, sir, man. Appreciate it, man. Let's go, Buffalo.

[B]

Juju, you got a top five list for us today? What do you have?

[G]

Yes, sir, man. After my brother made a pretty egregious admission earlier in the show, I knew

[E]

juju wasn't gonna let me slide on this.

[G]

Maybe come up with a top five twins in sports, you dig? Of all time.

[E]

Juju. Why did I do that?

[G]

I have no earthly idea, Christie. It wasn't me. Number five, Maris and Mike Pouncy. Yes, sir, man. Pouncy.

[H]

Boys, if I remember correctly, didn't Marquis come out the year before Mike or Mike came out the year before? They're twin. They're twins.

[B]

And Mike, I'm being told.

[E]

That's correct.

[H]

The year before.

[E]

Right.

[H]

Weird.

[C]

I thought you were going to say

[G]

like a Kaden Koozer thing.

[C]

I love you guys. Isn't pound the one that came out and supported Aaron Hernandez?

[B]

Yo.

[D]

Ouch.

[B]

That is true.

[H]

Also true.

[B]

Wore a free Aaron Hernandez hat.

[G]

Number four, Bob and Mike Bryan. The most successful doubles team in tennis history, man.

[D]

Wow.

[G]

You got to know, man. Ranked number 139 straight.

[E]

Got a wow from Greg Cody there.

[D]

Yeah, I'd forgotten about them. I. I don't doubles, you know. Nobody watches doubles, but still they were good.

[B]

Oh, look at that. You're wearing the stethoscope, huh?

[G]

We like to watch doubles, baby.

[D]

Hello.

[G]

Number three, the Thompson twins. They making a lot of noise, man. Very fast too. Salute to the evil twin. Out. But the good twin is still in the playoffs. Number two, Tiki and Ronde Barber, man.

[E]

By the way, can I just jump in?

[F]

I believe.

[E]

I believe my dad had the wrong Thompson Twins.

[D]

Yeah, I was thinking of the group 80s, man. Yeah.

[F]

Dr. Dr.

[H]

My heart.

[D]

Yeah, I sure was. You're right.

[F]

Better than R.E.M.

[D]

you got me.

[G]

I mean, why you don't like the Barber twins, bro?

[C]

Cause Tiki was talking all that trash right before we won the super bowl. Without him, I might add.

[G]

So he's.

[C]

He's no longer acceptable in New York Giant circles.

[F]

It's crazy. The New York came out of you when you were talking about the G Men.

[H]

Would you rather be named by your parents? Would you be resentful if you got Ronda and your brother got Tiki? I'd be upset.

[C]

I think Ronda is a better name.

[G]

Oh, no, no.

[B]

You got a long name.

[D]

Definitely a better name.

[C]

Rende.

[H]

I'd much rather be T. Sam Rende. Sure.

[G]

Put it on a Po Dan.

[F]

That's just how you're saying it.

[C]

Tiki Rende.

[G]

Re.

[D]

Yeah, there you go.

[G]

And number one bro, Kirby Plet.

[D]

So

[F]

that's good.

[B]

That's good job. Let's do some post show awards today. Who, what are we giving out? Juju.

[E]

What did I win?

[G]

Yes, sir. Man. In the spirit. Before we get that. According to the athletic Alpine Shangon has dethroned Tyrese Halberton as the league's most overrated player voted by his peers.

[D]

Congrats.

[G]

Salute.

[D]

Very good.

[G]

Also want to give the Randy Ass slash guaranteed Dog House award to my brother Chris Cody. Congratulations, Chris.

[D]

You.

[H]

You.

[E]

We're trying to get out of it. We're already taking steps to get out of it.

[C]

But we're.

[E]

We're going to be all right.

[B]

Good luck.

[G]

Yeah. I'm going to give the same car in the same garage award to my brother Dave Damsh and Nick Wright.

[D]

Good job.

[E]

Good job. Good job.

[F]

You guys really agreed on stuff.

[H]

Disdain for Aaron.

[E]

Steelers conversation was just like. Yep, Okay, I agree with you.

[B]

No, you're right.

[E]

No, good job.

[B]

Out of you.

[C]

Jesus, get a room.

[G]

I like to get. Give the it happens to me to Roy award to Roy Bellamy.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Say hi to you either. Is that what happens?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

He knows what I mean.

[G]

All the zooms. And lastly, I like to give the Pulitzer Prize award to my brother Amina. Yeah.

[F]

Well deserved. Yeah.

[E]

You must be smart.

[B]

How about that? What about. Is there a joker of the day?

[G]

Yes, sir. You hit the buzzer beater. I was going with nature as well. N is a wild boy at this age. So I' ma shift it over to my boy Stefan Gill. Stefan Diggs has been found not guilty of assault, battery and strangulation of his former chef.

[B]

Big day.

[G]

But during this, during the trial, the chef was not looking too trustworthy.

[B]

Really?

[G]

She was seen dancing shortly after the alleged assaults. She couldn't answer questions. I'm talking about no questions. Damn near. So I might have to give my sister nature boys Joker of the day award.

[F]

It's becoming a time honored tradition. Ric Flair having a tweet and then like about 20 hours later walking it back and apologizing.

[B]

He's a disaster.

[G]

Right. I also like to add people who be making these accusations that are way false and way wrong. We should come up with some type of penalty system for that. Like you can't just throw these accusations at people, cost them money, cost them career, cost them jobs, and then be like, oops, my bad. Never mind. What is that?

[B]

Ch. Do we have any polls today?

[G]

Absolutely, man. I made up a couple polls while listening to the show. Oh, no. Yes, sir, man. Just two. I left you out of this. Is Austin a lousy name for a baby and a grown up. That's a good one. 73% of the audience says yes, Dave.

[H]

I thought so.

[F]

I had a coacher.

[G]

And before we get to the last poll, I like to remind everybody to listen to the Greg Cody podcast with Greg Cody, the ZLO Show 2.0 and Football America right now, wherever you get

[C]

your podcast and, and, and and c

[D]

wherever you podcast the hockey show and the LA OOP.

[F]

I'm on K's Insight today at 4pm Eastern.

[C]

We got yes Sir Da Means Ruler 2 at 3pm Eastern live on YouTube.

[G]

All right, pitch clock coming up tomorrow probably. And my brother Tony, the crossover. Come on, lock in.

[H]

There's also mystery, a show I've never been invited on.

[E]

There you go.

[F]

How about today?

[D]

You're on it.

[E]

Record it today.

[C]

Here's the Science of Bar Rescue podcast.

[G]

Last poll is Draymond Green, the Michael Jordan of Robert Oris. 65% of the audience says yes. And those are your pose.

[E]

Looks like we're never getting Draymond.

[B]

Good job, juju.

[F]

As opposed to all the other years been on.