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built different and Messi only trusts Duracell. Nick Wright has developed a funny lane in becoming like one of the best ever at the giving of takes. And he's going to be on with us later today. But he's part wrestling character and just super smart about being a media savant. And so I have made fun of him for, I'm going to say, six or seven years because he decided that the controversial lane he was going to take for all time is that LeBron is better than Jordan and he was just going to keep doing that. And it's a silly discussion and empty and you can argue it and not be right forever. I have what I believe to be a quintessential Nick Wright take today in that I fully believe and somehow discovered this just yesterday, that in the modern age of we cover the hell out of everything super well, super intensely. And Lionel Messi is the most famous athlete in the world. He is wildly underappreciated. That's my shocking take. Like wildly underappreciated that as Zaz makes the argument, yeah, if our athletes played, they'd be the best. And this 5, 6, 160 pound dude is a fucking genie. He does things with his feet that I believe the world understood and America did not because it's been behind a paywall on Apple. America does not understand. I've been sitting here saying this guy's been playing against Plumbers he ain't now. And England sending three ghosts from centuries beyond to go chase him. He's like, no, I'm just going to put it right there. You know we have other guys who can score, right?
Zas
For me. I look at Messi yesterday, I'm watching this game, I see that last goal and my first thought to myself was, man, I should probably go see this guy play for Inter Miami. Right? Like he plays here. I should probably go to one of those games.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. You have Michael Jordan playing.
Tony
Yeah.
Mike Ryan
And I don't know why sport in your town.
Zas
Yesterday was the first day I realized it. We've been talking about this man non stop for years.
Dan Le Batard
The paywall.
Zas
He's amazing. I've been watching this like yesterday.
Dan Le Batard
It's the paywall. It. We are holding. We. It is. We're holding it against him retroactively. The England brought in a 6, 7 dude, so he wouldn't do that. And he, for fun, skinned his hair with the ball. Just thought it'd be funny to just give him a little bit of a
Mike Ryan
haircut with his off foot.
Jonathan Saslow
Let me do something funny here.
Mike Ryan
Pinpoint assist with my off foot.
Dan Le Batard
He's gotta believe at the end of these games that he knows he's going to win it. Right? Like he's, he knows it the way Michael Jordan did against Utah in the famous photo where all of the Utah fans are terrified. And there's that one Bulls kid with an arm raised because of course M. Michael's going to hit the jumper there.
Jonathan Saslow
I just love. Maybe it's because it's so hard to score in soccer, but like when Jordan would do that kind of stuff, Jordan looked like, yeah, I did that because that's what I do when Messi or Argentina score in these games. Like Messi is still ecstatic.
Mike Ryan
I think there have been times in this tournament where there has been sincere doubt. And I think that we saw the outpouring of emotion against Egypt because Egypt was still having interest in playing. They were threatening. I think yesterday got it yesterday. I think yesterday he knew. I think he knew his reaction post game.
Jonathan Saslow
He was man on his knees.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. I mean it's been an incredible. From just a perseverance standpoint, it's been an incredible tournament. If you're an Argentina fan, how do you have hairs still on your head? But I think he knew that was. I know it was another comeback and it was astonishing late. That was the best Argentina's played this entire tournament.
Jonathan Saslow
Well, and we also know the moment that he knew yesterday, we all know Bad ball.
Mike Ryan
Jude Bellingham.
Jonathan Saslow
You're young.
Mike Ryan
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Dan Le Batard
Sports are the greatest. And I'm gonna tell you yesterday how it is that I watched this game. Because you guys are going to think that this is, as I tried and have been trying to explain to my wife, hey, this is the greatest. You have to come watch this. I needed her attention. I told you guys, for 45 seconds during penalty kicks for Colombia, cuz we know a ton of colombians. I needed 45 seconds of her attention. And knees high up in the air, she backed into the bush like Homer Simpson. Out of the room. She did not want to be around. I'm like, no, no. And I'm like, I'm not going to be able to convince her. So yesterday, this is what I got going on because I felt like I was gonna convince her because I've got below us for now six weeks. People are singing and drunk. And the bar, the people who live below us and run that bar are happier than I've ever seen them because money is falling out of the sky and it's crazy. They are having record days. They would have had a record that was bigger than the previous record if not for what Conor McGregor did on that night to ruin everybody's joy.
Tony
Don't point at me.
Jonathan Saslow
It's really amazing what the World cup does to these local businesses. It's like at the Super Bowl. You were hosting the super bowl every day for three weeks.
Dan Le Batard
It was. It's been crazy in my neighborhood where I've never seen it feel like what it feels like right now. But I'm going to tell you how I watched this game yesterday because it's uproarious. So I've got the sound down. Not for the normal reasons. I've got the sound down because I want to hear what's happening outside. Because directly below me, for six weeks, I've had the English polluting themselves and singing songs. And that's their bar downstairs. They make it go from the street to the beach because they're just all there. But down the street on a giant screen is where the Argentinians are, okay? And so what I'm. They're. And they are not in the same bar like they. They are a block away, but they are not. You cannot put these people together in. In the frenzy of what the end of that game was. So England scores a beautiful goal that. I mean, Harry Kane Is great and does what he does for midfield, sends Argentina, which dominated the game, hit the post a couple of times going backward. And England's goal was beautiful, to take a one nothing lead. And they spent the rest of the game as a country from a century back on. We're not as good at this sport as the other guys on their heels because here comes a desperate champion. And they're led by the legend of legends. Like they're led by somebody who is Tom Brady and Michael Jordan. But with his feet, he's not faster than anybody out there. He sure as shit isn't bigger than than anybody out there. And England's bringing in a 6, 7 guy and he's like, what are you going to do with these feet? How about I just spin it around your hair? How about your game plan should have been to have longer hair because I'm going to win the game from over here. And also, and this is just the greatest. Desperate champion is the greatest. At the end of the game, you're terrified that he's going to do something and so you send everybody you've got at him and he's like, you're going to just leave the middle of the field open. I know you, I know Dan Lebatard's analysis has been that that team is no good. It's just all messy.
Jonathan Saslow
Stop saying that.
Dan Le Batard
Well, I know I slow his team.
Mike Ryan
They're starting to play a little bit better. They are coming online.
Jonathan Saslow
Look, they win every game.
Dan Le Batard
Look, this is absurd. What I am about to say is absurd. And I already said today that we don't talk about Messi enough. Like he's underrated. The fact that on the world stage at 39, this legend of legends is sitting here telling you, go ahead and get to the 80th minute with the lead. Watch if I get you two or three goals at the end because you're going to be tired and I'm not. You're going to be scared and I'm not. Four straight games is absurd. Like, you can't.
Jonathan Saslow
There.
Dan Le Batard
There cannot have been, not Pele, not anybody, a run like this and certainly not at 39, where 80th minute on. I'm going to give you 10 goals in four games.
Mike Ryan
He's better than he was four years ago and it's not by a little.
Jonathan Saslow
Well, that's why to me, is it unlikely that he plays in the next World Cup? I guess. But can we stop saying that this
Dan Le Batard
is his last World Cup?
Jonathan Saslow
Like, we need to stop saying that with definitive tone. We need to Stop saying that.
Dan Le Batard
The precision of that last shot that skated past five English guys who are all better athletes than he is.
Mike Ryan
With three defenders converging with his off foot. He was living on the right side. His left foot is famous.
Dan Le Batard
That is a chess piece. Goals are hard to come by. That team can't score him in the first 80 minutes. They never lead until you're done and it's nuts. They are the slowest team in the tournament. That's been measured. I'm not making that up. That's not my eyes.
Mike Ryan
Like they're methodical.
Dan Le Batard
In the tournament, among all the teams, they ranked last in speed. They controlled that entire game. They could have won. They could have won quicker and fat. Quicker and better than that.
Mike Ryan
Again, it flashed. They were not tired. They looked calm as Hindu cows out there. They were reserving their energy. They were not making the mistake. Thomas Tuchel makes a decision to put five along the back line. A decision that I don't think. Look, it's been controversial. Thomas Tuchel is getting destroyed.
Jonathan Saslow
Was he bad?
Mike Ryan
A lot of that is because Thomas Tuchel is German and he's not an Englishman. There's a couple of different dynamics here. But he was lauded because he wasn't going to do the Southgate stuff. He deployed the same exact strategy that he deployed in Azteca. Let me get five defenders along that back line. He was really good post game in explaining his logic. He got two wingers and two up top. I got outnumber them five, four. But the thing is, when you put 11 behind the ball, you can't back them up all the way into your box. They gave Messi one all the space in the world that he needed right up until that box. He's going to find the spaces and when you get tired and England looked dog tired. You mentioned Harry Kane. I didn't see him as a part of that buildup. Harry Kane was invisible.
Dan Le Batard
Harry, he started it with the launch 50 yards down the field.
Mike Ryan
I don't think Harry Kane is ever going to recover from what I saw in Miami Stadium. I saw a dude that literally left it all on the pitch. He should have been off way earlier. Rashford should have been on. The mistake that Tuchel made, that was the biggest was I think individually and collectively, he trusted players to not be as dog tired as they were. Anderson makes a horrible decision to come out and meet Messi. That's the third defender there. You leave Enzo Fernandez wide open at the top of the box. Enzo hits from range. Bellingham too tired to fight across Three attacking players and close the gap. Enzo, who already fired a warning shot earlier. Hey, I'm frisky. I already forced Pickford out of his comfort zone. They did nothing. They didn't respond to that at all. When you have a team pressing the way that Argentina was, you have to put on players that can do something with that, that have creativity, that can take. Have take on ability. For Saka and Rashford to not see the pitch until it was too late was probably the biggest error here.
Dan Le Batard
Here's what I'm not gonna do, Zas, because I know everyone is gonna kill the English and all. All. My phone. Look, I called. I got Thierry Henry's name wrong. I called him Jude Bellington. I am gathering around the television a bandwagoner like the rest of you, but my phone filled up yesterday with the amateur analysis of England choked. England. Their coach is terrible. How do you not try anything? And when Mike keeps saying England's dog tired. Yeah, they're backpedaling from a defending champion who's got the best player in the world all game. They're scared and they're. Yeah, they're dog tired because he's pelting them surgically. And it was taken from them. It's not. Argentina's in better shape. They're tired because they keep taking a punch from a heavyweight for. They had two passes they completed in the last 18 minutes. Argentina Pecked them to death. They started hitting the post. Started hitting the post. The goalkeeper was tired. The goalkeeper, like.
Mike Ryan
No one loves a water break quite like Jordan Pickford. Yeah. But I do think that they were the more tired team. Look, Argentina's played a lot of football in this tournament. England has, too. But we cannot ignore the conditions that England had to encounter. The wild swing of environment from Azteca and that altitude, mind you, the game that they had before, yeah, it was indoors in Atlanta, but they had to press that entire game against Dr. Congo and fight back to go from that to Azteca to the insane heat in Miami Stadium, which was basically played inside of a swamp. And then to have to go up against Messi. You're asking a lot. I think they mentally were drained. They did not have the legs to close out. They made bad decisions because their bodies were tired, and Messi just picked them apart. And that was the best Argentinian performance of the tournament.
Dan Le Batard
I'm going to keep doing this to you, though, when you say they're tired, because you did say. And you were telling me. And this is not allowed to happen. Okay, you were telling everybody, man, English mental fortitude is the reason. And I just saw what they did in Mexico. Nobody does that in Mexico. They're tired because they completed two passes in the last 18 minutes. Because a surgical champion legend is sitting there cutting them open. It was an autopsy for. For 18 minutes on the English soul. It wasn't about the mind and it wasn't about the body. Like, I don't want to keep making this about Eng. I'm seeing greatness at the height of greatness. And the goal we're talking about that wins it. It's Mike. It can't be that the other teams got the medal when this is the team four straight times in the 80th minute that just keeps dissecting you. And we wonder what happened? Did they choke? No, it's. Everyone's afraid at the end, right?
Mike Ryan
Well, look, a couple things. Argentina's mental fortitude has never been questioned. It's been questioned for England. And, yeah, I took a lot of stock in the performances that they had in the ramp up. And I gotta be honest, for 55 minutes, they responded. The dark arts were deployed, Dan. They were testing that American official. Argentina was playing South American football. That was a knife fight. And what did England do? They responded in kind, and they got a brilliant goal from Anthony Gordon. And after that goal, dan, they had 12% of the possession, which is going to be a different story when we look ahead to Spain, because Spain passed the ball around with intention. The fact that Argentina did not have to chase that game because There was only 12% possession from England allowed Argentina to keep their wits, to keep their legs and do their thing. And I think that they were pretty shocked at all the space that they had to operate in that final third.
Jonathan Saslow
Can I give you some incredible numbers for Argentina during this knockout round? Argentina has not led a knockout round game. After 90 minutes this tournament, they're in the World cup final. I'm going to repeat it again because maybe saying, whoa, Zaslo. I can't even believe the things you just said. They have not led after 90 minutes in a single knockout game. They are in the World cup final.
Mike Ryan
And what a storyline that we have next because Lamina Mall in Spain, they've already taken out Ronaldo and Lamina Mall has often been christened as. He's up next. He's the future.
Jonathan Saslow
That photo's not real, right?
Mike Ryan
It is real.
Jonathan Saslow
Come on.
Mike Ryan
It is real. It was really funny to discover American fans finding out that that photo exists.
Dan Le Batard
Tell people. Hold on, hold on. That. Wait a minute. Wait. You got it. You can't exclude the audio. You can't exclude the audio audience on the details of the photo behind Mike Ryan, because in the age of a I, nobody would believe the odds of. What do you mean there's a photo of Lionel Messi? What do you mean that there's a photo of Messi bathing. Bathing a baby who's now gonna play him at 19 years old.
Jonathan Saslow
He's a bubble bath.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. Lamina Mall's mother won a UNICEF raffle for the opportunity to take part in a photo shoot with Lionel Messi. I could not believe that this photo existed either. When Lamina Mall really bursts on the scene two years ago when he was Spain's best player in a European Championship run, now everyone doing the same thing, rightfully so. It's bonkers that this photo exists. It's bonkers that they're meeting up in a World cup final. And it's absolutely bonkers that this 19 year old has the opportunity to take out Ronaldo and Messi.
Tony
I've got a couple of questions. One starting way back in the day, 16, 18 years ago, whenever that picture was taken.
Jonathan Saslow
Who said it was 19 years?
Tony
19 years.
Jonathan Saslow
If it's. If it is real.
Mike Ryan
If it is real, who was the
Tony
team around was like, you know what we're going to do? Instead of a normal picture, we're gonna have him in a bubble bath. Let's do that.
Mike Ryan
I look.
Tony
That was my first.
Mike Ryan
It's a weird photo shoot, but it was also 20 years ago, brother. It was the 90s.
Jonathan Saslow
Are you about to show me a photo of LeBron 20 years ago bathing Cooper flags?
Mike Ryan
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Dan Le Batard
You know what's funny?
Tony
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Mike Ryan
that moment at a party or at a tailgate where everything just sort of clicks?
Tony
I know it well. It's usually when I show up, everybody goes crazy.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, you usually take all the credit for it, but it's because Tony usually walks in with Cuervo fucking like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuervo is a thing that turns hanging out into this is the night.
Tony
It has that effect on people.
Mike Ryan
It does. You usually take the credit for it, but again, it's the Cuervo effect. It's like that moment in a big game where everyone in the crowd just starts standing up, hooting and hollering. Keep it Cuervo.
Tony
Keep it Cuervo, baby.
Dan Le Batard
Dan Levitar analytics have are ruining the game. We're playing AI hoops.
Jonathan Saslow
That's his team. His team's at the forefront of all that Danzaz.
Dan Le Batard
Don't steal my thunder.
Jonathan Saslow
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
Dan Le Batard
Jonathan Saslow.
Jonathan Saslow
I got carried away.
Dan Le Batard
This is the Dan Levatar Show.
Tony
Second question. Dan, you're math friends. I need to find out the probability of a kid being bathed by Messi, ending up playing him in a World Cup 20 years later. I need to find the probability of it.
Dan Le Batard
You would think that that's unlikely, except I don't know if I asked Messi that back in those times, that perhaps he was just doing this throughout nearby favelas. Like that. He was just. He was just perpetually washing babies as part of an advertising campaign. This is why the Kawhi Leonard thing's so offensive. Like the fake job. You gotta go do it. Like, I don't doubt that this man has washed a million babies. Do you think if you had to guess, put it on the poll at Lebatard show. No one likes a hydration break like Jordan Pickford at Lebatard show. Yes or no. And also, has Lionel Messi washed more than a million babies? I believe. I'm guessing that he spent a ton of time. Given how religious the area is, given how biblical servitude is, I am guessing that he has done a lot of this in the. In the. In the face of humility. Like, I can't believe. I cannot believe. Okay. I just. I can't believe that on what is supposed to be the slowest day in sports, we get the very best sports thing that there is, which is doubted, defiant, obvious, desperate. Champion. Doing for the fourth straight time is Nick Wright, a grandfather at 39.
Mike Ryan
He is.
Dan Le Batard
This man is old. The world fears him. He should not be able to do this in any way. They're the slowest team and among the people. If I was doing a lineup and you were watching the sport for the first time, and I'm like, go ahead, pick all the guys out there. Here are all of them on both teams, benches included. He's the last pick. Physically last. I don't want the old guy. Why do I want the old small guy?
Jonathan Saslow
Do you think they'll recreate the messy Lemon Mall photo before Sunday?
Mike Ryan
It's been memed plenty. Have you ever seen the infantino washing the baby messy? Anytime they get a call that that shown out there, yeah, the odds are astronomical. It makes you think that he has bathed a million babies because the chances of getting that photo are crazy. But then it's kind of biblical and for a storyline. I know everybody wanted to see the rematch of France versus Argentina. Because the last World cup final, arguably the single greatest sporting event ever, that match was crazy. But the guy who's got next coming for your stuff, as you like to say, Dan, it's. It's pretty amazing when you say kind of biblical.
Dan Le Batard
So I'm in the. I'm watching this game and I just. I can't believe what I'm watching. Okay. And the silence of England beneath us after six blessed weeks of just song after song. Hey Jude for six weeks. Like, when.
Tony
Around.
Mike Ryan
When did they start to quiet down? Because around, like, minute 70, it was pretty clear what was about to happen.
Dan Le Batard
Well, here's. This is. This is the thing that I'm trying to explain to you as I'm trying to explain to my wife, what it is that's happening here.
Mike Ryan
Wait, did you know it was going to happen? It felt inevitable.
Dan Le Batard
Well, what I could hear downstairs, this has never happened to me, obviously, as I'm. I'm standing in the center of what I believe to be the greatest thing there is in sports, where desperate champion on the biggest of stages. I could hear the fear downstairs, but it wasn't a block away. Like, what, What? There was a murmur a block away. Like, the reason I turned the sound down is because I knew that. That at whatever the drama was at the end of this, England was going to be really happy and make my next week really difficult. Or they were going to leave our country quietly because they'd been beaten by somebody who everyone's known for 20 years is the one who's most capable of beating them.
Mike Ryan
Oh, they're gonna stick around for that third place game that they love being in. Every player said that every English soccer fan cannot wait for this weekend's game against France. They're supercharged up about it.
Dan Le Batard
But when you say kind of biblical. So.
Mike Ryan
So, yeah, the Lamina Mall aspect, too. I mean, he's literally like. It's. It's like John the Baptist. What is going on here?
Dan Le Batard
So I'm in the middle of this, and when you talk about, like, when you talk about gods, okay, the thing I'm telling you that I was appreciating, like, that's the very top and the best of sports yesterday. Like, it's the very top of it. Because I'm trying to convince my wife on what this is, like, the history of the countries. Like, England's been trying this for 100 years. Argentina is so damn racist, and their people are so damn arrogant about everything, including their racism. But they know they're the best at soccer, and this is what they export. And it's their proudest thing when you say biblical. So the scan on my television and on the screen that's a block away is all just fans. And so you see the crestfallen English people dressed the way they are, and you see the Argentinians. And my wife, who does not have fluency in this, she does not care. She thinks it's stupid. She's like, why? What? Why? And I'm explaining to her there's nowhere else in life that people behave this way about anything. And what she said was religion. And I'm like, yeah. And Messi's the God, like, of the world sport where you guys or anyone who's new to this wonders, why don't the African countries win? What is Argentina doing? I'm watching the game. It's hard to score goals. What is Argentina doing that they could be the slowest and the best. How? How does that happen? When I can measure that? And it's because when Mike says it's a night fight, there's only one dude out there who's got a scalpel like everyone else out there has got butcher knives and the clumsy tools. England and their scared coach with their scared history put a 6, 7 guy out there to make sure that Messi couldn't get it over his head. Soccer players are not 6, 7. He was put in the game for the reason to stop that because they were terrified of him. And I could hear it downstairs. It's not that I could feel the fear of the English people a country away.
Mike Ryan
He is a deity. And Jeremy, you could probably watch him take on the Colorado Rapids for $12.
Dan Le Batard
It's the greatest as it really is.
Jonathan Saslow
I felt probably most people don't feel this way. I felt really terrible for England because it felt like the worst possible losing experience you could have as a fan.
Dan Le Batard
Is it? Is it when it's inevitable, when it's the thing that you feared the most is the thing that happens.
Jonathan Saslow
They were still ahead. Like, yeah, I know they were being peppered, but they were still ahead in the 80 plus minutes. And they panned to those fans. They panned to one father son in the crowd in their England gear after Argentina took the 21 lead. And I'm thinking myself, like, what's that dad supposed to say to his kid? What is he supposed to say?
Mike Ryan
That's the business.
Jonathan Saslow
There's nothing he can say. And it made me feel bad in it.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, well, if you want to get those $12 tickets to watch the demigod take on Colorado Rapids. You can also see Rodrigo DePaul, another Inter Miami player who absolutely impacted that game.
Zas
That handsome devil is on Inter Miami, too.
Mike Ryan
Yeah. $12 secondary marketing. Let's go. Let's watch him take on Columbus Crew.
Zas
When does it start?
Mike Ryan
It actually starts this weekend. Inter Miami is not playing this weekend. Mls. MLS kind of anticipated in Miami going on a run, but on Friday. This is a good thing from MLS and its broadcast partners. El Trafico is probably the best rivalry that MLS has. They hit the ground running this weekend. I believe on Friday they've changed the network that that match is going to be on from FS1 to Fox to try to grow the sport. And I think more is going to be done to get some matches away from Apple TV and back on network television.
Jonathan Saslow
I saw a commercial. MLS says they could take it from here.
Dan Le Batard
I want to talk about commercial. I saw yesterday that, like, legitimately got me angry from baseball. But before I do that, give me the stat of day music, please.
Mike Ryan
Start of the day, start of the
Dan Le Batard
day it is the start of the day Start of the day, Start of the day it is the start of the day Start of the day, Start of the day it is the start of the day Start of the day Start of the day it is the start of the day. Don't let me not talk, Zaz, about what you said. Is that the worst way to lose? Because to me, there's the most honor and nobility in losing that way.
Jonathan Saslow
Double negative, by the way. Don't let me not. Whatever.
Dan Le Batard
Fair enough.
Mike Ryan
You're a writer. Per.
Dan Le Batard
Get up. The only team in this World cup to have less than 12% possession from the 50th, 55th minute on than England yesterday. Cutter lost six nothing with nine players. Like, what happened to England yesterday, I believe was done to them. But you've heard me complain about this for a while, Zaz. You've. You've heard me say that too much sports coverage is something amazing happens and I have to assign credit and I have to assign blame, and we skew blame. And I understand why people are mad at England, but if what I'm presenting to you is just the hypothetical, hey, there's this player, and he's better than everybody. And he's been better than everybody for 20 years. And the last three games, they're down late. But their whole thing is, yeah, body blow, body blow, body blow. But wait, wait till what we unleash on you from 80 to 90 minutes. Like, okay, we'll wait for you. Like, we'll wait for you but it's body blow, body blow. And then you're going to be railing. He does this for three straight games, and then he does it to you. And he does it in the most precise way possible. And he does it when you're sending three defenders at him. And they're slow, empirically slow. They're tougher than everybody at the end because they have this guy. That's. That's what we're going to see. That needs to be appreciated. I know the tabloids are going to kill the coach, kill the strategy. What are you scared of? Well, what I'm scared of is what I should be scared of. They're opening the Ark of the Covenant. Like, what do you mean, what should I be scared of? Everybody knows. Everybody watching this. Around the world is united in the one language of we know what to be scared of. Here it's that guy.
Jonathan Saslow
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Dan Le Batard
worst part of the life? Jonathan Saslow
Zas
the worst part of the life of what?
Dan Le Batard
This is the Dan Levatar show.
Mike Ryan
I think it's both. I think Argentina were brilliant on the day. The tactics deployed early on to try to get under the skin. I don't know if it worked on England. England responded well to it, but it worked on the official. Argentina is really good at working the refs. That's a cultural thing. But the substitutions that they deployed were super impactful. Whereas for Thomas Tuchel, that's the easiest thing for Joe Soccer fan to understand who you're bringing on to the match that impacts a game. He got everything wrong. He made choices that didn't end up working out. I'm telling you, the Saka or no Rashford thing, when they're pressing like that, you have to put on a player that is capable of taking players on so you can keep possession. It's an egregious stat. Qatar had nine guys on that pitch, as you mentioned, to be in that neighborhood, they just had no interest. They were. They were kicking long balls, holding on for dear life. And that's when Messi knows he has you. And Jude Bellingham, you literally tugged on Superman's cape. You don't do that.
Jonathan Saslow
Argentina in the knockout stage has two goals before the 79th minute. Argentina in the knockout stage has nine goals after the 79th.
Dan Le Batard
All right, put on the screen, please, the tugging on Superman's cape because Messi did very look, he doesn't speak much. His interviews have been terrible for 20 years. He's bad in whatever language he's talking in. But he gave Bellington, as I like to call him, a look that said to everybody. Oh, all right. Really? Really? You think we're going into the 80th minute and you're forgetting who I am. Here's the thing about the criticism of England, Mike, that I think that you and the world have wrong, okay? What Messi has earned is that he cannot be stopped. And so, because you know who you're playing against, that is the reputation that the world champion and the legend brings into every game. And so everyone in his presence is going to be in the shadow of. They're going to be backpedaling. There is no strategy. They've been trying for 20 years. There's not one. And so as the weight of 100 years is on the coach and he's got to make some strategy decision, but it's going to be the wrong one because here he comes in the 80th minute again and the pitch is only so long and I can only kick it down there so many times. He's going to keep pelting my goalie. And we all know who we're playing against. And yes, Jude Bellingham, you're. You've returned to the form of the pitch from two years ago. But this is a God, you're a player for today. This is a player for forever.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, Jude did some young person stuff in the. In the lead up to that match. I think he's going to grow from. But he can be stopped. Jeremy Nashville SC stopped him before.
Zas
I'm seeing August 29th. CF Montreal how do. Do we think. Do we think Messi plays when Aug. 29.
Mike Ryan
Maybe a light up? Yeah, he'll get a little lather.
Zas
All right.
Mike Ryan
I'm getting tickets. I think he will, Dan. I think they get stopped in the
Dan Le Batard
next match and maybe Spain doesn't allow any goals. And I think they're an underwhelming team that has disproven me the last four games. I'm sitting here thinking they're playing down to their competition. They're playing. They're playing as big favorites against. Against countries nobody expects to beat them. And all of them are tight games. And the thing I want to talk with you guys about, though, is as it relates to metal like mental medal. Mike Ryan is impressed by England until he isn't. They go into Mexico. They had the tougher path to get here. They looked better in every way. They were the favorite slightly in the game against the defending champion with the Legend. That doesn't happen very often. Okay.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, don't. Don't skip over having to come back against Norway in a swamp.
Dan Le Batard
In a swamp so hot that Norway's best player had to be taken out of the game as the oldest guy on the field. This guy Messi doesn't get the same kind of tired because on one of. On one of the goals, on one of the goals, he's playing against such younger defenders as. And they're the ones tripping and falling and getting out of the way. The way that your legs get tired because he did that to them. And so I ask you, within the coverage of this, when, if not in this spot, in what spot will you say, you know what? I'm not going to go with blame here.
Mike Ryan
I'm right there with you. I think it's both things.
Dan Le Batard
No, but when you do both things, I think it disrespect when you. Both sides.
Mike Ryan
I'm disrespecting Lionel Messi. I am not.
Dan Le Batard
You're disrespecting the question I'm asking you. Because I'm saying in this particular instance, if. What hypothetical can I offer you if not this one, when the Legend beats you at the height of his powers, you put down your sword in the knife fight and say, I don't have a big enough weapon. This is the Legend being the legend and he's a player for all time. I'm not.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, but it was also Buffalo Bill's behavior from. From England. They. It's one thing to put 11 players behind the ball. It's another thing to collapse all the way into the box and still find a way to give Messi a ton of space. It's a math problem.
Jonathan Saslow
How.
Mike Ryan
How is that even possible? There's been so much data that's been put out on social media because they track all these players. They wear this little knob on between, in between their shoulders. And it's visible there how extremely tired England was. I do think that it got to a point where they were feeling it in their legs and they saw a guy who famously conserves all his energy and a team that just keeps their wits about them when they get dragged into these, these rock fights late in games. And I do think experience the greatest player in the world in particular operating on the right, which is not something he favors with his right foot. Those were individual moments of brilliance and you have to hand it to the goat. But England were desperate. They were, those were prayers that they were clearing and it allowed Argentina to get ahead of steam and just dominate them in their final third.
Zas
Zaz, should I sit near midfield or near the goal? What's the better seat for soccer?
Jonathan Saslow
I mean, you're speaking about England's strategy as if Tuchel wants them to play all 11 games.
Dan Le Batard
The thing that's bothering me about what he's doing when I am saying that he is disrespecting Messi, saying the English got tired as if he's not the reason. Like, yeah, they were exhausted. Yeah. Because of who they're playing against.
Mike Ryan
The only reason.
Zas
Right.
Jonathan Saslow
But the point I'm trying to make is I don't think that Tuchel is telling his guys to play scared. Like it looked like they were playing scared.
Mike Ryan
Tuchel in his post match tried to learn a little bit from the Jude Bellingham thing where he was like, our effort didn't, didn't match that. And that's where he aired and both Bellingham aired. He was trying to learn from that. He's like, look, look, we have the results. He explained thoroughly why he deployed the tactics that he did and he didn't want to throw his players under the bus. But when you play like that, you have the effort has to match it. And these guys, they were just trailing the data, I'm sure the data that they have access to will tell the story. They just got punched out in the end to an all time great team.
Dan Le Batard
I'm going to go ahead and guess though that the data will also show that over the last four games there have been different tactics used at the end and Argentina has beaten all of them and the coach has gone home saying, I should have used other tactics because all of the tactics have been the wrong tactics.
Mike Ryan
They have, they have a celestial being. He's the greatest of all time. Yes, I, I am not taking anything away from him. But I do think not being able to keep possession and make Argentina was fresh as hell. Because they had the ball the entire time. They dictated what was happening. England was dog tired because they had 12% percent possession. You're chasing the ball quantifiably. If I tell you that one team is vastly more tired than the other,
Zas
it's tough because I can sit in the 1/ hundreds behind the goal, but it's double the price of what it would be for the 2002 at midfield. I just need to know which is the better angle.
Jonathan Saslow
How is Messi so much better in the World cup in his 30s than in his 20s?
Dan Le Batard
Well, this is. This is the thing that I want to get to the goal calls. Because Andres Cantor does this just about better than anybody. But I think I might want to replace him with your mother's a slut. Because I think Andres Cantor, even though a legendary voice, I want to hear his call, emotional as it is, but it's not the call that I want to hear the most. But the question that, that Zaz is asking is a great one. I don't want to simply skip past this age of mastery we're in. When I'm telling you that what I'm watching yesterday, okay, is a religious experience. History, countries, why I got into the business, like, why I. Why I fell in love with sports and wanted to write about it a million years ago, because people care about this like they care about nothing else in the world. And when my wife and I are talking about, yeah, it's biblical, yeah, it's religious, it's virtually literal. Because there's not this kind of fanaticism anywhere about anything emotional. And what I'm telling you is that what I saw yesterday is the very best of it. Desperate champion, the identity of countries in play in games that are played once every four years. And really, if you're England, once every 40 because you don't get this far, and we can do our sports debate, talk around, yeah, blame the English, okay. But I don't want to skip past the age of mastery we're in when a legend of legends is still the most legendary. At 39 and at 29, we were doing to him what we did to LeBron. Ah, you can't win the big one. Are you as good as Ronaldo?
Jonathan Saslow
No.
Dan Le Batard
Like, we take all that back now. We take it all. But 10 years ago, we were questioning this person because we make it really hard in the modern age for legends to overcome. Our.
Mike Ryan
Four years ago, we were questioning this person.
Dan Le Batard
But. But 10 years ago, it over the last 10 years of, is he playing against ghosts or is he playing against today.
Mike Ryan
No, four years ago he was an underwhelming World cup performer.
Dan Le Batard
Somebody who choked, somebody who didn't have
Mike Ryan
the medal for this, someone who didn't have the knockout stage record of goals and contributions. And that's why I say very easily not a hot take. He is much better today, but than he was in his signature World cup performance of four years ago.
Dan Le Batard
It's a crazy thing to say though, right? In a sport where the margins are this small and the goals are hard to come by, I would imagine even though the same countries are there at the end, it is harder. Zlatan said, I played two World Cups, never scored a goal. It's pretty good. I'm Zlatan. I have a lot of confidence. This person could have been every bit the player he is. And in the 80th and 90th minute, they lose sometimes because the margins are this small in that sport for him to do this at the end, you Understand this is LeBron winning all the championships at the end with the game winner, right? Like this is. This is LeBron at his present age winning all of the championships against everybody in the world because he always gets to do the things that are the game winner. It's nuts. Like it. This is Tom Brady and LeBron James and Michael Jordan of the feet. And it's in the last. It's in the last five years of his career. We wouldn't have given it to him the 15 years before that.
Mike Ryan
And he might get taken out by a 19 year old.
Dan Le Batard
Probably will be.
Mike Ryan
He gave a bath to 18 and a half years ago.
Zas
So it's either row 10 in the corner. If we want the six of us to be able to go together, it could be row 13 in the second level at midfield or it's row four right behind the goal. It's making me think that that's not really the spot.
Mike Ryan
Is that against San Jose Earthquakes?
Zas
No, this is CF Montreal as well.
Dan Le Batard
Play the Andres Cantor call.
Jonathan Saslow
Go. Last. I wish I knew what he said.
Date: July 16, 2026
Location: Live from the Elser Hotel, Downtown Miami
Host: Dan Le Batard & Crew
This Local Hour episode centers on Lionel Messi's stunning late-game heroics for Argentina in the World Cup semifinals, a dramatic victory over England that sparks reflections on Messi's greatness, sporting narratives, and the cult-like fervor of soccer. The show weaves the crew's personal viewing experiences, analysis of England’s collapse, and broader questions about sports legacy and the religious devotion Messi inspires. The conversation is energetic, loaded with humor and impassioned debate.
Dan Le Batard delivers his "shocking take": Despite being the world's most famous athlete, Messi is “wildly underappreciated” in America due to the Apple TV paywall limiting exposure.
Zas admits watching Messi play live for Inter Miami now feels imperative after yesterday’s performance.
The group likens Messi’s certainty in crucial moments to Michael Jordan's iconic clutch game-winners.
Messi’s impact contrasted with Argentina’s “empirically slow” team:
Mike Ryan criticizes England's coaching (Tuchel), especially failure to make timely substitutions and strategic fatigue:
Dan pushes back against the narrative that England "choked"; insists it's more about Messi's overwhelming greatness:
Jonathan Saslow shares the staggering stat:
Dan explores the theme that soccer is akin to religion, with Messi as a living deity:
Group discusses Argentina’s national pride and Messi’s outlier status:
Mike and Zas recite the wild late-game goal differential:
Dan argues that all possible tactics have failed against “the legend of legends”—no coach can solve the Messi riddle.
The episode closes with a call not to let debate and blame obscure the marvel of Messi's late-career dominance:
Recalls prior skepticism of Messi's big-game credentials: “At 29, we were doing to him what we did to LeBron…Ah, you can’t win the big one.” (44:39, Dan)
Mike Ryan: “He is much better today than he was in his signature World Cup performance of four years ago.” (45:04, Mike)
Dan Le Batard:
Mike Ryan:
Jonathan Saslow ("Zas"):
The conversation is lively, irreverent, and deeply affectionate toward the myths and drama of sports. Le Batard and his co-hosts toggle between comedic jabs, philosophical musings, and granular tactical analysis, all flavored with Miami local color and a sense of being swept up in global events. Emotion and awe for Messi’s achievements thread many exchanges, with a repeated call to recognize and revel in this “age of mastery.”
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