The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz - Episode Summary: "Local Hour: Dope Fiends"

Release Date: July 14, 2025
Hosts: Dan Le Batard, Stugotz
Guests: Greg Cody, Zach

1. Greg Cody's Digital Footprint

Timestamp: 02:02 - 05:11

The episode kicks off with Dan Le Batard playfully scrutinizing Greg Cody's browser history. Upon entering the studio, Dan notices that all of Greg's open tabs feature himself, leading to a humorous exchange about potential self-obsession.

• Dan Le Batard: “I think I'd like to start the show today, Chris, with you. Just going through your dad's browser history... All of his tabs were himself just checking in on himself in a variety of different ways.” (02:02)

Greg clarifies that the tabs were related to his professional activities, such as his Miami Herald column and his YouTube channel updates.

• Greg Cody: “Well, the photo you saw happens to be on my YouTube, the Greg Cody Show YouTube channel... I'm tracking how it's doing.” (04:04)

This segment humorously highlights the modern preoccupation with personal branding and online presence.

2. The Role of Steroids in Modern Sports

Timestamp: 08:20 - 14:36

The conversation shifts to the controversial topic of steroid use in sports, specifically referencing recent scandals in Wimbledon involving top players like Swiatek and Jannik Sinner.

• Greg Cody: “Both Wimbledon winners are convicted cheaters, dope fiends... it’s an embarrassment to Wimbledon.” (08:20)

Dan challenges the pervasive assumption that steroid use is rampant across all sports, questioning the logic behind believing athletes can outperform others who may be cheating.

• Dan Le Batard: “What sense does that make? I’m assuming that everyone in sports is way out ahead of everybody who is monitoring testing because they have the science and the economy of the science around it. Aren’t you?” (13:22)

Greg emphasizes the dilemma sports fans face when exceptional performances lead to suspicions of doping, noting the lack of transparency in many cases.

• Greg Cody: “You know, if I'm talking about the Wimbledon weekend, that's a major thing with me, is that these two people... everybody's saying, oh, Sinner, the sinner and Alcaraz, you know, rivalry is so wonderful. No, to me, the thing is, both Wimbledon winners are convicted cheaters, dope fiends.” (10:49)

The hosts delve into the historical context of doping in sports, with references to figures like Lance Armstrong and the systemic challenges in maintaining fair play.

3. Mustaches and Social Habits

Timestamp: 22:23 - 36:05

A lighter segment focuses on personal grooming habits, particularly mustaches, and quirky personal skills like finger snapping and whistling.

• Dan Le Batard: “How does Arlene feel about the fuzz on the top of your dead upper lip?” (22:23)

Greg humorously deflects, mentioning his wife's disapproval of his mustache, leading to a playful debate about facial hair styles reminiscent of classic movie stars like Clark Gable.

• Greg Cody: “Suffice to say, she does not approve of my mustache.” (22:36)
• Stugotz: “You're going for Clark Gable... That's the look I'm after.” (24:20)

The conversation shifts to the surprising revelation that Zach cannot snap his fingers or whistle, sparking laughter and disbelief among the hosts.

• Dan Le Batard: “It's simply shocking to learn that an adult human being I've known for a very long time does not know how to snap his fingers.” (34:14)
• Zach: “I can't whistle either, Bubblegum. All my friends... I can't do that.” (34:26)

This segment adds a humorous and relatable dimension to the episode, showcasing the hosts' camaraderie and light-hearted banter.

4. Fireworks Mishaps on July 4th

Timestamp: 37:05 - 43:15

In a personal anecdote, Dan shares his chaotic experience with fireworks leading up to July 4th. Deciding to purchase fireworks at a discounted rate, he narrates his apprehension and unintended consequences.

• Dan Le Batard: “I leave with just my arms filled with fireworks... driving home with a car full of explosives.” (40:27)
• Greg Cody: “You shot off fireworks in the afternoon? Who does that?” (42:51)

Dan recounts lighting a small firework in the park, resulting in a minor yet startling display that prompted him to relinquish his remaining fireworks to friends.

• Dan Le Batard: “It was such a bombardment of neighborhood machine gun fire and smoke that I ran out of the park because I don't want to be seen by anybody.” (41:59)

Stugotz and Greg join in, debating the senselessness yet allure of fireworks, adding humor to the shared experience of holiday mishaps.

5. The Impact and Legacy of Jaws

Timestamp: 43:07 - 47:00

The discussion transitions to the iconic film "Jaws," with the hosts reflecting on its creation, challenges, and enduring legacy.

• Dan Le Batard: “Steven Spielberg was in his 20s when he made it... the sharp shark didn't work 80% of the time.” (44:10)
• Stugotz: “It was the first-ever summer blockbuster... 50 years ago.” (45:38)

They critique the practical effects of the original film, acknowledging its fearsome impact despite technical limitations.

• Greg Cody: “I don't think Jaws holds up that well. I think it's a very fake-looking shark.” (46:05)
• Stugotz: “The terror does. It's really, truly one of the greatest, most impactful movies of all time.” (46:19)

The hosts agree on the film's significant cultural footprint, particularly its memorable music score, which continues to evoke fear and nostalgia decades later.

• Dan Le Batard: “A shark movie is responsible for the single most famous music ever to appear in movies.” (46:02)

This segment underscores the lasting influence of "Jaws" in both cinema and popular culture.

Concluding Remarks

Throughout the episode, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and their guests blend humor with insightful commentary on contemporary issues in sports, media, and personal quirks. From dissecting the ethics of athletic performance to sharing personal stories and critiquing classic films, the hosts offer a multifaceted exploration that engages both long-time listeners and newcomers alike.

Notable Quotes:

• Dan Le Batard: “What sense does that make? I’m assuming that everyone in sports is way out ahead of everybody who is monitoring testing...” (13:22)
• Greg Cody: “If I'm talking about the Wimbledon weekend, that's a major thing with me, is that these two people... everybody's saying, oh, Sinner...” (10:49)
• Zach: “I can't whistle either, Bubblegum. All my friends... I can't do that.” (34:26)

By addressing diverse topics with a blend of seriousness and levity, this episode of "The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz" offers listeners a comprehensive and entertaining dive into the intersections of sports, culture, and everyday life.