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Dan LeBatard
All right, Smirnoff. Official vodka of the NFL. World's number one vodka. Chris, Cody, you're with me here.
Stugotz
Smirnoff.
Dan LeBatard
Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Chris Cote
Smirnoff.
Dan LeBatard
I'm gonna ask you, Chris, what's your favorite game day food?
Chris Cote
Smirnoff.
Dan LeBatard
That's your favorite game day drink. What's your favorite game day food?
Chris Cote
Smirnoff.
Dan LeBatard
All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. The noise, the rituals, the passion, the dip, the wings, the dip again.
Chris Cote
Smirnoff.
Dan LeBatard
Smirnoff belongs in that mix. Because if you're tailgating or hosting or just sitting there checking your fantasy lineup every 30 seconds, you need Smirnoff. Otherwise, it's not a real game day. They've been doing it since 1864, which is. I don't even want to do the math. It's a long time. It's like when Greg Cody was born. They're award winning, they make cocktails super easy, and they're all about bringing fans together. So, yeah, we do game days. That's their thing. And if you're over 21, you should, too. Why, Chris?
Chris Cote
Smirnoff.
Dan LeBatard
Grab a bottle of Smirnoff at your local retailer and head to smirnoff.com to find recipes of delicious cocktails perfect for game day.
Chris Cote
Smirnoff.
Dan LeBatard
Please drink responsibly.
Chris Cote
Smirnoff.
Dan LeBatard
Number 21, vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anyone under legal drinking age.
Mike Biamonte
Me?
Chris Cote
No.
Amin Elhassan
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Chris Cote
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Amin Elhassan
Well, I do know that to be true. But even during ad reads like Cuervo, I think he could lay out, especially.
Chris Cote
For one of our great partners, sweet, delicious Cuervo.
Amin Elhassan
Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion.
Chris Cote
Cuervo.
Amin Elhassan
So enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo.
Chris Cote
Cuervo.
Amin Elhassan
The tequila that invented tequila.
Tony
Proximo.
Amin Elhassan
Cuervo.com, please drink responsibly.
Chris Cote
Cuervo.
Tony
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Chris Cote
Juju, please put on the poll have the Charlotte Hornets been running up and down for 37 years for no good reason?
Stugotz
Team sucks.
Chris Cote
Well, yeah, I feel like I said that in the poll question. Zaslow's got a beef Chris with your father. And your dad petered out yesterday in a way that obvious. Like he got in the mask for an hour and then stopped caring after that. Just lost all his energy. But he was particularly useless after leaving the show providing show for us. That would have been good to have yesterday on the show instead of just texting us afterward. What is your objection specifically? Zaslo?
Stugotz
Well, okay, so he had a good idea, something we could have used for the show yesterday. And then he text it after the show. Does he write a column? And then two days later after the game ended, he's like, oh, he gives to his editor. You know, this would have been good to you in this case.
Jon Zaslow
He did the song before yesterday's show and just forgot to give it to us. Just forgot about it. So it'd be as if he wrote a column on time.
Jonathan Zaslow
That's right.
Jon Zaslow
Just forgot to submit it. It was like a day later after another game had happened. Hey, can I still put this column in? I did the work. He did a song about the 18.
Stugotz
None of the Herald readers will notice.
Jon Zaslow
You guys want to hear a song about the 18 inning game? That was two nights ago. Yes, technically one night.
Chris Cote
Hold on a second. We'll get to it in a second.
Jonathan Zaslow
Inspiration strikes when it strikes us.
Chris Cote
Well, but the inspiration struck in the song and then he just forgot to give it to us during the show and now it's a dated song.
Jonathan Zaslow
You know what, you guys better stop doing all your hijinks and distracting them and leaping on every little thing he does. He said seventh inning nap versus 17 inning nap.
Chris Cote
Maybe he would have remembered his song.
Jonathan Zaslow
If you weren't so harassing all the time.
Chris Cote
The whole he has been inspired. You've seen it in the show opens whenever he gets to sing. It's been a real career rejuvenation to see your father occasionally inspired by stuff and it's usually song that inspires him. He invented the singing sportswriter. That was not a thing in the media before he did it on ESPN radio 20 years ago. And about three years into that, he totally ran out of songs. He just started doing take me out to the ball game and row, row, row your boat all the time.
Jon Zaslow
You won't guess what this song is.
Don LeBatard
Take me out of my misery, let me go get a nap Buy me a way to get out of this park I don't care if I ever get back. Cause it's root root root for an ending Please put me out of my pain for it's 1, 2, 3, 3 more hours in the world's never ending ball game. This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats podcast.
Chris Cote
Mike Biamante, The Heat's longtime 35 year in stadium announcer, is retiring this year. He's going to join us here in about 20 minutes to talk about the job that Zaslo wants. Zaslow and others around here are going to audition for that job. We'll talk to him for 20 minutes.
Stugotz
Give me that job.
Chris Cote
I do not want to overreact to the first couple of weeks of these new seasons, but I am willing to say it. The Heat are good and the Panthers are bad.
Stugotz
Okay, you're totally wrong about the second part.
Chris Cote
How are you talking about?
Stugotz
The second part is ridiculously, Dan, the first part though, you might be right.
Chris Cote
Well, they are good offensively. Their bench is going to be good. And I want to have the larger conversation because I know Charlotte Hornets doesn't mean anything to you, but them scoring 140 this way and the bench playing this way. It does strike me as interesting that the Heat organization might know something about players that it's not giving up in trades and might know something about growth possibilities for the kind of players like Haquez and Jovic and others.
Jonathan Zaslow
Bontecchio.
Chris Cote
Yeah. Yeah. Well, he's got. He's got the best name in the sport easily. Simone Fontechio put it on the poll at Lebatard show. Is there a better name in basketball than Simone Fontechio? What happened to his mustache? When did he lose the mustache? Because the mustache made it look even more ridiculous when he would assassin strike in a Pistons uniform. I wouldn't know what he looked like.
Amin Elhassan
If I woke up next to him.
Chris Cote
Well, you wouldn't know what he looks like if you recognized him with a mustache and saw him now because it is disorienting to See him post mustache. I joke about the Panthers. They're clearly hurt. Why are you laughing?
Mike Biamonte
Stuff that waking up to a guy.
Jon Zaslow
Like, hello, I am Simone Faktech.
Amin Elhassan
Okay.
Mike Biamonte
What kind of.
Chris Cote
What kind of accent?
Dan LeBatard
Doesn't have an accent.
Amin Elhassan
He doesn't.
Don LeBatard
He should.
Jonathan Zaslow
This is out. This is how it happens. Mike wakes up and goes, huh?
Tony
What are you doing?
Chris Cote
What are you doing?
Jonathan Zaslow
My wife. My name is Simone from Tokyo. And it's like.
Chris Cote
And Mike's like, you killed my father.
Jonathan Zaslow
Tell me more.
Amin Elhassan
I was into this.
Chris Cote
What a. What a wild night that you wake up at like 6pm next to Simone Fontechio.
Jonathan Zaslow
Now, Dan, I hate to do this to you. I hate to do this to you, Dan, because you said mustache a couple times and I was like, I don't remember a mustache. But like, you know, it's been a long off season. Maybe he was.
Chris Cote
No, he had one with the Pistons. He absolutely did.
Jonathan Zaslow
I kind of been doing some Google searches. Not really any mustaches.
Chris Cote
I don't feel like you hated to do that as much as you claim that you hated to do that.
Jonathan Zaslow
You know, it was unnecessary. I feel. You know what? I'm gonna put myself in the penalty box cuz I grinded the show to a screeching halt just to make a stupid correction about his stupid non existent mustache that he never had.
Stugotz
Minor penalty, two minutes delay. A show.
Chris Cote
Getting back to the point that I was making, though, I joke about the pan, but losing at home to Anaheim in overtime, they haven't looked very good. Obviously, you know, they miss their two best players.
Stugotz
Okay, you say they haven't looked very good and fine, but they. There have been games and last night was one of them where they're getting lots of chances and I think they're getting a little bit of bad luck. And like, Anaheim's goalie was awesome last night, and that's happened to them a couple times so far this year. Yes, they're hurt.
Amin Elhassan
Pittsburgh.
Stugotz
Jari was amazing for Pittsburgh. I will say those two, they're a little bit unlucky right now.
Amin Elhassan
Teams in particular are coming out with hot starts to start the season.
Stugotz
Denzel's got like the best record in the east, right? Second best, maybe.
Amin Elhassan
Anaheim looks like a playoff team.
Stugotz
They got a good coach.
Amin Elhassan
One of the underreported storylines headed into Frozen Frenzy was that was Coach Quentill's return.
Stugotz
Good coach to.
Amin Elhassan
To Florida.
Chris Cote
All of you looked me in the face and got indignant on the idea of me saying that the Panthers are. Are bad. But you have been disappointed. They Start the season with three straight wins and they've been laboring since and it's to be expected like there, there surprise in that you're going to lose to some good teams and that league is top heavy. So you know you've got how many teams the last two years have been 90 plus point teams. Right. Like there have been more than a dozen have. They're not.
Roy
Well, listen, I mean they were missing Brad Marchant last night because of personal reasons and that's the guy who's been driving the offense lately. But I mean the Panthers really hemmed the puck inside the duck zone the entire night last night.
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Roy
And they out chanced him. They outshot them and more attempts they just didn't finish.
Jon Zaslow
What do you make of this wind meter thing that keeps popping up in these group chats where every game there's like they like make this meter of.
Stugotz
Who'S supposed to be winning this and.
Jon Zaslow
It'S always Panthers and they're losing. Yeah.
Stugotz
What am I supposed to make of that?
Amin Elhassan
Deserve to win a meter was at like 82% for the Panthers.
Chris Cote
Yeah.
Jon Zaslow
So Dan, does that make you feel better?
Chris Cote
I like the deserve to win a meter standings. I would, I would. I wish we had an accurate measurement. To me, all I've been using for years is run differential or point differential and it's. It feels insufficient to me. I would, I would like a should have won meter. Like another part of the standings that has win, loss, tie and then games where they actually deserve to win but lost.
Amin Elhassan
Let's celebrate the point. That was a hard earned point. That game looked done, done.
Stugotz
That was exciting. When they scored with the empty net three minutes up. That was exciting.
Amin Elhassan
I always like that.
Chris Cote
Yeah, they were down. They were. They were down to nothing. And it was hard to watch the general constipation of down to nothing in a game. You know, the total in game is six and a half goals. People expected scoring in that game and they did do something late to titillate. But let's go to the Heat for a second before Mike Biamante comes on with us. And I know that Charlotte is as irrelevant a sports franchise as there is anywhere in sports. Let's take some guesses here. Never been to the Eastern Conference finals as a franchise. You guys want to guess the last time they won a playoff series? Anybody want to guess the last time they won a playoff game? Because these are two different answers in my head.
Amin Elhassan
Probably purple shirt guys.
Dan LeBatard
Yeah, purple shirt guy.
Tony
Right.
Chris Cote
That is 2015. So 10 years. 10 years since they Won a playoff game. But go ahead and guess. Last time they want to play playoff series.
Stugotz
I'm going to go 93.
Mike Biamonte
Morning.
Chris Cote
The shot.
Don LeBatard
Yep.
Stugotz
Is that it?
Chris Cote
I think it was after that.
Amin Elhassan
I think they upset the Heat, I.
Chris Cote
Think in the year 2000 with Jamal Mashburn. But they were Bobcats.
Stugotz
Eddie Robinson. Robinson. No, they were Hornets.
Amin Elhassan
They were the Hornets. They were not the Bobcats.
Stugotz
Were they New Orleans Hornets?
Amin Elhassan
No, they were Charlotte. And I think Alonzo was trying to work his way back and it kind of screwed up team chemistry.
Jonathan Zaslow
2001 because 2000. 2000 was nip and tuck. Nip and tuck.
Chris Cote
Nick Bovetta, Jamal Mashburn. 2002. So you're talking about the Charlotte 2002.
Jonathan Zaslow
Because 2000, it was a one. I was at the last Hornets game ever played in Charlotte before they went back, and that was 2002 against the nets.
Stugotz
Yeah, it was all one against.
Mike Biamonte
Wept.
Chris Cote
Okay, but listen to what I just said.
Jonathan Zaslow
I'm grinding the show to a halt.
Chris Cote
Let me see here. Hold on.
Amin Elhassan
He's helping.
Stugotz
Minor penalty. 2 minutes delay a show. Tough start.
Amin Elhassan
You're not allowing me to give him a win.
Chris Cote
25 years without winning a playoff series in that sport is crazy. That is that. Everyone makes the playoffs in that sport. Half the teams make the playoffs in that sport. So it has been an irrelevant franchise. Go ahead. I'll ask the room. You guys want to guess the name of their coach?
Amin Elhassan
No, I don't.
Stugotz
Charles Lee.
Chris Cote
Put it on the poll at LeBatard show.
Jon Zaslow
Works for me.
Chris Cote
It's just a guy named Charlie.
Roy
Oh, Charlie Lee.
Chris Cote
Not Charles Lee. Charlie.
Mike Biamonte
Charlie.
Chris Cote
Charlie. It's just a guy named Charlie.
Stugotz
His first name is Charl.
Amin Elhassan
Yeah, like Leclerc.
Chris Cote
You've got to be two names. Charles Lee. It's just some dude named Charlie. He's in. He's in his second year. The idea.
Stugotz
It's not even his first year.
Chris Cote
You don't believe me?
Amin Elhassan
No, I know. They fired that Italian guy.
Dan LeBatard
The one with the mustache.
Chris Cote
The second year of Charles Lee produces a Charlotte basketball team that has Lamelo ball and little else. I like watching Lamelo ball.
Dan LeBatard
Cockbrenner is good.
Chris Cote
He shoots from distance in a way that is fun.
Jon Zaslow
You tricked me. You said it was Charl Lee. His name is Charlie Lee.
Chris Cote
I was kidding.
Jon Zaslow
Charles Lee.
Chris Cote
His name. What are you doing? His name.
Mike Biamonte
Damn.
Dan LeBatard
Swallow the whistle.
Stugotz
Literally two minutes delay. A show.
Amin Elhassan
Lot of adversity for us.
Mike Biamonte
Wow.
Roy
Show management, man.
Chris Cote
His name is Charles Lee and I'm. I'm realizzle. I'm really actually fascinated by the idea of going 25 years without winning a playoff series in that sport. As Michael Jordan, the owner for much of that time, gives us insights to excellence on tape delay.
Stugotz
That's not fair. It's not giving insights to excellence of managing a team.
Chris Cote
He's responsible for many of those 25 years of not winning a single playoff series. He's responsible for it. He oversaw all of it. And now he's giving us his insights to excellence on tape delay on Peacock.
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Don LeBatard
Don LeBatard, all these high paid analysts, I don't want to mention names. Tnt, espn, you know. Oh yeah, they are dead. They cannot, they're not going to make it. You know, even if they win in, if they lose in Miami, I mean.
Chris Cote
To calm you down.
Don LeBatard
That's right, they lose in Miami, they don't get a chance in Boston or they are going to have their ass. You know what, in Boston, you know.
Mike Biamonte
Stugats, they were wrong.
Don LeBatard
Are they going to lose their job? No. Are they going to get a cousin pay? No. What are they going to do?
Stugotz
Keep predicting.
Don LeBatard
What is the obvious? They are going to say, oh, the Nuggets are going to win. Oh, Denver, the altitude and you know what? The Heat are going to win at all. This is the Dan Lebatar show with the Stugach.
Chris Cote
Let's talk for a second about what the Heat are doing because without Norman Powell last night, they're getting a ton of help from their bench. This is now a handful of games that they've scored 140 in. And they scored 140 at Memphis. And man, would it be fun to see Kevin Durant in this offense.
Dan LeBatard
Oh my God, he would be tremendous with this group. The ball move.
Stugotz
Why they don't even pay a guy what Kevin Durant's being paid. Look what the Heater doing right now.
Dan LeBatard
I don't disagree. I love where the roster is at right now. And Jaime Hawkez Jr. On the bench running everything. You know, it's funny, after that first game against Orlando we talked about like oh, if you're going to have Jaime bringing up the ball at the end of the game. But what he's doing offensively, he just looks physically and mentally refreshed because last year he went through an injury early in the year with his legs. He had no burst. And you know, last night he's getting through the lane and throwing down two handed slams. He leads the league in plus minus right now.
Chris Cote
And he's making threes or he made threes last night. He doesn't even shoot those. Didn't he make two? I thought he made two.
Don LeBatard
He did.
Stugotz
He had a couple.
Dan LeBatard
Made one late.
Chris Cote
Okay, so you know what, what we're celebrating.
Stugotz
Minor penalty, two minutes delay a show.
Chris Cote
If you're gonna correct me, be correct. That doesn't seem like too big of an ass. Like, it seems like a bare minimum ass.
Amin Elhassan
That's a great podcast.
Stugotz
How you feel about Jaime hawke has being a plus 43.
Chris Cote
Last night I, when I saw him dunk and fall on the floor like that, I'm surprised that more people don't get hurt in that sport when that happens. That seems like a great distance to fall from. And when you don't land on your legs and come close to landing on your head and I hear this guy, I can hear the echo throughout the, the, throughout the broadcast of you hitting the floor, I get worried for those people.
Stugotz
I'm a, I'm a little bit confused. I find myself confused watching the Heat right now because I don't really understand what I'm watching. I mean, if you, if you. Besides the fact that the Miami Heat historically are not a team that scores. But, but if you score 140 points in a game, that's like all time scoring stuff. The Heat have done it twice in.
Mike Biamonte
The first four games.
Stugotz
So, like, I'm pleasantly confused at what I'm saying.
Chris Cote
Well, I heard Zach Lowe talking before the season. I'd love to know who his source was on this because he said, a little birdie told me. And what the little birdie told him was this. He said, a little birdie told me that I should expect the Heat to be much better this year because offensively they're going to revamp the entire thing. And Eric Spoelstra has proven over the years when he gets the respect of all of his colleagues, that he knows how to reinvent and revolutionize. He's done it a number of times over 15 years with whatever the pieces are that you give him. But the conversation that I wanted to have, you guys, where we've been critical because the standard is win a title, and this team's not going to win a title. This offense is not how you can play in the playoffs. So it'll be fun, interesting, exciting. We'll enjoy the regular season. They may be better than we expect, but you cannot go into the postseason with Bam or Norman Powell as your best player and expect to play championship basketball. But the part that I wanted to ask Amin and the rest of you, as it applies to what we're presently seeing, which is a revolution of what it is that they were doing offensively when they were constipated, is how does an organization earn enough trust that when they keep swinging and missing on. On trades that you want them to make for marquee players because they're saying, we like our young guys and we think they're going to develop, and we've got more information than you do, more investment than you do, and we know more about how to do this than you do. What organization buys enough trust that the fan base doesn't turn on them when they simply refuse to trade the young pieces for Kevin Durant when we all want to see Kevin Durant in a Heat uniform? I mean, I'll ask you.
Jonathan Zaslow
Yeah. So the. I could show you the ways of the Force.
Amin Elhassan
I deserve that.
Stugotz
One minor penalty, two minutes delay a show.
Jon Zaslow
Honestly, the first fair.
Jonathan Zaslow
I said two words and the words started laughing.
Chris Cote
Yeah, well, your joke was no good and it was too slow. Get out of here. Like, it's gotta be a good fast joke if you're gonna make it after 3 delay of game penalties.
Jonathan Zaslow
You need a teacher.
Chris Cote
You can't have three delay of show penalties and then limping with that with a visual costume joke that has.
Jon Zaslow
Your headphones are still on.
Mike Biamonte
I mean, thank you, Zaz.
Chris Cote
I'll ask you the question. I should ask Mike the question because he's been a very vocal critic, a very vocal critic of the. Of the Miami Heat. When and how do they earn your trust? And Mike turned around as soon as they got Norman Powell. He's like, at least they've done something and now I can trust them.
Stugotz
Well, Mike really turned around when they got three.
Amin Elhassan
And without Rosier. No, I didn't poo poo the Powell thing. Dan was actually trying to temper our. Our excitement for. I was like, no, no, they did something. They listened. They. They finally did something, but added a player.
Stugotz
But it's confusing, right? Where, okay, they're without hero. Fine. But they then still score 144 without Powell, who's been there leading scorer these first three games. That's why I'm pleasantly confused with what I'm watching.
Amin Elhassan
I was super confused as to what I was watching as it pertains to Hawkes last year.
Tony
Year.
Amin Elhassan
Didn't, didn't recognize a player. I don't know if he was going through something. I don't know what that was.
Stugotz
Well, he was hurt at the start of the year and sometimes you gotta like get behind and you never get going.
Amin Elhassan
I recognize this dude. That is a normal development of a player that showed a lot of promises.
Stugotz
He looks like the guy who was taking the next step after a great rookie year.
Jon Zaslow
But it's like, wow, Hawkeye was plus 43 last night.
Amin Elhassan
I don't, I don't mean to take it, I don't mean to take it to.
Jon Zaslow
I was in the penalty when he said Italy.
Stugotz
Two minutes delay a show.
Mike Biamonte
Wow.
Amin Elhassan
Swallow the whistle, man.
Stugotz
Wow.
Amin Elhassan
I do think it kind of underscores what we hinted at last show, which is Tyler Herro. I would, I would think his days are possibly numbered. Oh, I don't know what does. I mean, a high volume player that doesn't give you much. Defensively he's in, he's on the roster for his offense. Well, a couple games into the season it looks like they've, they've kind of handled the offense thing. I, I think we should move on.
Stugotz
Adding an All Star.
Chris Cote
I think we should move on adding.
Stugotz
A All Star on fence.
Amin Elhassan
I thought we should move on for quite a while.
Stugotz
Adding an all Star onto a team that is playing great right now is not a bad thing. But I think, but I think what.
Amin Elhassan
Winds up happening is you're, you're going to find out.
Stugotz
Well, I think.
Don LeBatard
What, why?
Stugotz
Okay, maybe. But I think what winds up happening here is if they can score like this without Tyler Herro and win like this without Tyler Hero. If an offer does come before the trade deadline for a star player, you are totally willing to trade away Hero.
Tony
Now.
Chris Cote
I am willing to say that they're going to be good offensively, period. I don't believe Tyler Herro will harm them at all. Offensively I do, I do believe Norm Norman Powell and Tyler Hero as your backcourt is a problem Defensively, you're going to have a hard time. You're going to have a really hard time guarding anyone with that, as with both of them on the floor.
Amin Elhassan
Historically, when this team has made runs, and I know Hero was a part of one of the runs, especially in the bubble. He had a, he had a big game. But this Team just does just fine without Tyler Hero.
Stugotz
They have and. And I know what you're saying with Hero and Powell in the backcourt, but man, like they all. They got dudes who can defend on this team. But when you have this lineup out there of Mitchell and Adebayo and Wiggins, those three guys and maybe even throw, you know Kello where there as. As a rim protector, they got guys who could defend well.
Chris Cote
Where I keep you guys? Tell me if I. If you think I have this wrong. I. I love obviously where physically seeing make three pointers is still confusing to me. I despise his touch. Like I. I'm so spoiled. I'm so spoiled by big men having touch around the basket that I despise that he breaks the shot clock throwing the ball at the backboard when he's three feet from it.
Dan LeBatard
There's a little bit of that there for sure. He can improve in terms of both his. His footwork and being able to have that touch around the rim when he can't just slam it over people. But I am a little confused on. On the Hero. Why someone who offensively, who has the skill set that he does. When you look at what this offense has been, why it would be considered a bad thing to add that type of player who can shoot the way that he can. Maybe Amin can explain that to me because to me this seems like the first offense that the Heat have had that actually fits to his.
Chris Cote
I mean, let's get your expertise here. Please.
Jonathan Zaslow
Let the past die. Kill it if you have to.
Amin Elhassan
Yeah, he's on my side.
Dan LeBatard
Isn't that what Mike is doing though? Like living in the past of a run from 15 games three years ago.
Chris Cote
Time to move on is where you are on this. I mean, that's what Mike just said while you were in the penalty box for the third time in 20 minutes. A record.
Jonathan Zaslow
Well, that's not my fault. No, the reality is what you're looking at is a luxury, not a necessity anymore. Why are you guys looking?
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Chris Cote
Don Levotard Teammates can't shoot from three now they're gonna see a different me. Now he's just just playing nickel back in the locker room and stugats.
Mike Biamonte
As.
Chris Cote
They chase the nets for the six seed. These five words in his head scream my way Winning games.
Don LeBatard
Yeah, this is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats.
Chris Cote
Mike Biamonte is with us. He's the longtime Heat announcer. I regret going to Amin all six of the times I've gone in the first 20 minutes of the show.
Amin Elhassan
That was good shit. He said I was right.
Chris Cote
I think Mike Biamante I have in front of me here that is is the second longest streak in the NBA for an in stadium announcer. I do not know the first. Do any of you know the first? I thought he was. I thought Los Angeles Lakers. 35 years he has been at it. And he joins us now as wants his job.
Stugotz
This guy.
Chris Cote
Yes.
Mike Biamonte
Look at legend.
Dan LeBatard
What a legend.
Don LeBatard
Good to see him. Yeah.
Stugotz
Mike, good to see you.
Chris Cote
It is nice to see you. I have so many questions. Good morning. Congratulations on everything and we were both happy for you and sad that you're going. Can you tell us why it is and how it is that you decided after 35 years that you had had enough?
Mike Biamonte
Yeah, Dan, it was just time. It was a decision that took me almost a year to come to. I started having this conversation with my wife Natalie at the start of last season and said, you know, I think maybe after this one, I've got one more left in me. And so I took all of last season thinking about this. I sure I want to do this kind of confirming or denying my thoughts. And when I got through last season, I said, you know what? Yeah, it's time. I'm happy. It's been a great career. One more and then let's move on to the next chapter of life.
Jon Zaslow
Any regret?
Mike Biamonte
None.
Chris Cote
Is it the traffic?
Mike Biamonte
You know, if I. If I said traffic was not part of this, the whole equation, I'd be lying. But a small part, but it's something you think of more when you're sitting in it and it's not moving than anything else.
Chris Cote
I do have a lot of questions, so can you tell me over your career how many games you've missed?
Mike Biamonte
I have missed somewhere in the neighborhood of about 16 games over 35 seasons.
Chris Cote
And the greatest mistake that you feel like you have made at the microphone, do you have something that stands out? Because I imagine there are some nights when you go home, there have to be. When you're doing that many nights and you're like, get it right that time.
Mike Biamonte
Yeah, you know, I would probably say more games than not. At some point during the game, I make a mistake. It may not be noticeable by Heat fans or even by the front office or the people I work with, but there are small little mistakes that I notice that kind of, you know, get under my skin a little bit. Obviously, the biggest one is one where I went off script one game when a player from the other team Filed out of a game. And if I had to do that again, I certainly would have done it differently.
Jonathan Zaslow
Michael, you speak of the next chapter. What is the next chapter?
Mike Biamonte
So it's the mayor of Heat Island. It's nice to see you, mayor. So the next chapter will be my wife and I to enjoy our family as it's growing. We recently became grandparents. We have another daughter who's engaged to be married. Our children live around the country. They don't live in South Florida. So we'll get a chance to visit them more and enjoy their families as their families are growing. And she and I will get to enjoy life when we want to, not during a schedule when we have to.
Chris Cote
What are the hardest parts of the job that people would have no idea about?
Mike Biamonte
Saying no to family and friends when they invite you to do things, or there are family members events or milestones that you have to miss. The other thing is really what it takes to keep your voice in shape, and not only the things you have to do, but the things you really have to stay away from. And. And that's. In a lot of times, that's just shutting down your voice and not being able to talk to your friends or talk to your family because you're trying to keep your cords right because, you know you need them the next night or you need them that night just to stay in good shape. Shape. So you're always at the top of your game. For our Heat fans when they come out to support the team.
Jonathan Zaslow
No, I totally get it, Mike. Sometimes you know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it.
Chris Cote
There wasn't really a question there. He's just doing what he does there, so just forgive me.
Stugotz
I'm just gonna probably two minutes delay a show.
Amin Elhassan
This is gonna come up in the post. Yeah.
Tony
Mike, when.
Stugotz
When did you start to feel comfortable adding in your personality catchphrases, that kind of stuff?
Mike Biamonte
Yeah, I. I brought over Zaz a lot of. A lot of my stuff from my days announcing college basketball when I was announcing at fiu. So when I moved over to start announcing for the Miami Heat, some of my stuff I brought with me, like, too many steps and no basket tickle me. And also three. So I brought those over from my college days, and the team seemed to embrace it. The fans enjoyed it, they liked it. So nobody really wanted to upset the apple cart, so we ran with it. And since I had been doing that for, guess about a decade in college ball, it was comfortable for me. Some of the things that I brought to the table once I joined the Heat. Heat, including and now stand up and make some noise for your Miami. And then of course, the iconic two minutes.
Chris Cote
Those.
Mike Biamonte
Those I was. I love it, Chris. Those I really felt comfortable with because of the fact that the team was so collaborative with me in saying to me, hey, we want you to come up with some ideas for some things to use in game. So stand up and make some noise. And Dos Minutos were two creations that I was able to come up with. Pitch them to the team. The team said, we'll take it, we want to try it. And obviously they've both been really successful, so. So a little of both. A little things I brought with me. But then that collaboration zaz really made me feel like, yeah, we want to hear from you and we want you to give a shot at this.
Roy
The other thing that you're most known for is saying the opponent's names like Luo Dang and that example.
Chris Cote
So did you bring that with you.
Roy
From FAU as well?
Mike Biamonte
I did, I did.
Chris Cote
Roy.
Mike Biamonte
It was something that the amount of enthusiasm I have for the home team team, I want that matched with the sound of disdain out of my voice whenever we're talking about the bad guys. So whatever player that was, it's like I could care less who you are, but they tell me I have to say your name. So here it is.
Stugotz
Okay, Mike, so this is something I've wanted to ask you for a really long time and it's a great lead in with what Roy just asked you. In 1999, we all know how that season ended. All right. Allen Houston ball bounced around rim the backboard and in the heat season is over. They lose. They were the one seed. Did you consider not saying Allen Houston? It was unnecessary, Mike. We all know it was screwed.
Mike Biamonte
It.
Chris Cote
It was.
Mike Biamonte
It was brutal. I guess I never considered not saying it. I only hoped I said it so poorly that no one heard it. But because it's lived on an infamy that's. That's a name that's going to be synonymous with some of those. Those opponent names that I've had to say over the years. It was. That was one of the toughest ones.
Chris Cote
The reason that I remember Lu Al Deng is because Shaq and Dwyane Wade were knocked out in the first round. And it echoed throughout my nights that guy saying Luau Dang that way for so long. So the opponent names that have hurt you the most to say over the years. If you gave me a top three if you gave me a gold, silver, and bronze. Go ahead and do bronze, Sil. Silver, gold, in that order. I imagine Alan Houston would be our gold.
Mike Biamonte
Yeah, I think. I think.
Amin Elhassan
I think we.
Mike Biamonte
Spoiler alert. I think we have two of the three right there. Wow. I'm not sure who the bronze is. There's no question. Silver is. Is lu. All dang. And the gold. The gold is, without a doubt, Allen Houston. Maybe. Maybe the bronzes. I mean, it'd be too easy just to say Michael Jordan, but how hard.
Stugotz
Was it to have to say Dwyane Wade?
Mike Biamonte
It was zaz. It was very strange. It was. As I prepped myself for that game, I knew every time he scored, I would have to take a. A second, just a. Just a beat, and just remind myself, visiting team, visiting team, visiting team. Because for all my. All my life, it was Dwayne Wade. And now all of a sudden, it had to become Dwayne Wade. It was just so strange and just so odd.
Jonathan Zaslow
Michael, can I. Can I nominate game seven, 2000 timeout Knicks.
Stugotz
Oh, that's a rough one. I mean. Oh, yes.
Mike Biamonte
That was. That was one of our very first games ever in the. In the arena we play in now. Now. And that was. Yeah. The Knicks call timeout.
Chris Cote
In a totally dead silent arena. Let's do. Let's do happier times. Let's do the top five Heat names over the years that Mike Biamante says he has most nailed. We will start with number five. Unless you have some olives. Do you have Oli, or do you want to go with number five?
Mike Biamonte
I'm ready to go with number five.
Chris Cote
All right, number five.
Jon Zaslow
Go on.
Chris Cote
Number four, PJ Brown. That's good syllable music there. He can hear the music in the syllables.
Mike Biamonte
Number three, Mario Ch.
Chris Cote
Number two.
Amin Elhassan
Chris is at a concert right now. He's singing along, clapping.
Chris Cote
He's gonna look up my number one, and we're not gonna be wearing any clothes.
Amin Elhassan
It's like playing Wonderwall.
Jon Zaslow
I'm not wearing pants.
Chris Cote
I'm gonna wake up next to Simone Fontechio. Number two, bimbo. Oh, and then you all know the favorite. You all know number one, and I think strategically, he's kept LeBr out of here. Number one.
Tony
You.
Chris Cote
Mike, how often did you make. Oh, yes. Excellent work. I should let that sit a little bit. How often did you make opponents mad at you? What is the angriest? That some opponents got mad at you?
Mike Biamonte
I had one opponent get pretty angry with me. Old Orlando Magic player. Everybody knew him as Bo Outlaw. I never called him Bo. His entire career, I found out that his given name was Charles.
Stugotz
Yeah, that's awesome.
Mike Biamonte
And so I called him Charles Outlaw every time he came and played in Miami. And the first time I did it, he walked over to the scores table and he looked me right in the eye and he said, my name's not Charles. My name is Bo. Only my mom car calls me Charles Charles. I said, well, your name is Charles and you're playing in my arena, so you're Charles.
Roy
Wow.
Chris Cote
That is a man who is a physical menace. That man. That man was a sculpted and that guy was not to be trifled with. That.
Mike Biamonte
Well, when you've got the scores table between you, you have a little more courage than I guess you would any other way. I will say this, Charles laughed. And every time he came to Miami, he would always eyeball me when I would introduce him as Charles Outlaw. But we always shared a good laugh with it.
Stugotz
It's awesome.
Chris Cote
Your name is Charles and you're playing in my arena is the punctuation that I would put on a 35 year career as to how it is that the Heat will talk to you when you enter their arena.
Stugotz
Mike, did you ever have any incidents with referees?
Mike Biamonte
No, nothing. Nothing of a negative sort and certainly didn't want that. You wanted. You wanted to be as friendly as you could with them, but I. You know, you learn early in your career whether you think the call is right or not. The call is the call. And so you show it the respect that it needs. When you announce it, you don't play it up or play it down. Although I have been known when an opposing player commits an offensive foul to maybe give it a little something extra.
Amin Elhassan
Mike, I assume you have a lot of stroke over at the Heat, and they announced that there's going to be a nationwide search to replace you.
Stugotz
I'm right here.
Amin Elhassan
We are obviously caping up for Jonathan Zas. Can you put in a good word for the Bull?
Mike Biamonte
Absolutely. I'm going to be more than happy to put in a word for our boy Zaz. The word will be no. There will be a search. And. And we're certainly excited and looking forward to all the submissions, including Zaz's and. And finding out who the next voice of the Miami Heat will be. I think it's an exciting time.
Amin Elhassan
Wait, I'm just finding something out. It's a little ridiculous because he's in costume, but he broke character to tell me sincerely. Amin is also gunning for this job. He wants the job sincerely.
Mike Biamonte
Okay, so now we've got two that have already shown up on the list. I'm looking forward to who else may be there. What about me? I think that, listen, as long as you hold that me, that's awesome.
Amin Elhassan
Or perhaps someone with credibility and experience. Touchdown Miami Seaquarium.
Chris Cote
Do you. Do you have any advice for people who are angling for the job?
Mike Biamonte
My biggest. My biggest point for advice would be don't come in and try to copy what we've had there for 35 years. Be your own person. Be your own voice. Do it your way. Don't try to do it like someone else. That's. I don't think that's going to work.
Amin Elhassan
Perhaps I am out.
Chris Cote
Do you think that you are going to get emotional here at some point before the last game?
Mike Biamonte
I can't see how I won't, Dan. It's been a huge part of my life and made so many friends and so many great memories. I think. I certainly think I will. I just hope I can keep my composure and not. And not show too much of a breakdown. But I can't see how I might not.
Chris Cote
Have you been taken aback at all by what has already, I'm sure, been an outpouring for you? Because people, when they. When you said you weren't going to be back, there was an audible sadness in the arena.
Mike Biamonte
Yeah. Since the announcement came out on Saturday, Dan, it's been incredibly overwhelming. Just the outpour of appreciation of the nice comments. It made you feel kind of your age a little bit, as I'm hearing from people. Oh, since I was four years old. You're one the voice. I know. Those are. Those are nice to hear, too. It's kind of been a generational thing. It's been, as I said, it's been overwhelming. I'm just so thankful for the relationship that I've had with these Heat fans for these three plus decades. The love and support they've shown me, the fun we've had together. It's. It's been amazing, Mike.
Chris Cote
A delight talking to you, a delight hearing from you. Legend 35 years. And I hope before you leave that you'll come through the studio right here across from the arena and spend some time with us so that.
Jon Zaslow
Come on, Dan, let's keep them for.
Chris Cote
Two minutes so that you can. So we could say goodbye properly and in person.
Mike Biamonte
Thank you, Dan. You know what? I'll be happy to do that. Let's make that happen.
Chris Cote
All right. Thank you, sir. Enjoyed all of it.
Mike Biamonte
Thank you.
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Episode: Local Hour: Dos Minutos! (feat. Michael Baiamonte)
Date: October 29, 2025
Broadcasting live from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and the cast use their signature wit and South Florida focus to dive into recent developments in Miami sports, particularly Heat and Panthers narratives. The episode is highlighted by an engaging and heartfelt interview with retiring Miami Heat public address announcer Michael Baiamonte (“Dos Minutos!”), reflecting on his 35-year career. Along the way, the crew riffs on sports franchises’ futility, Heat roster trust, the evolution of the team’s culture, and delivers classic, absurdist banter.
Why Retire Now?
Regret?
Missed Games & Biggest Mistakes
Personal Sacrifices
Signature Moments & Catchphrases
On Saying Opponent Names with Distaste
Memorable 'Enemy' Calls
Funniest Run-In
Advice to the Next Announcer
Emotional Farewell
The episode flows with a playful, irreverent energy—full of inside jokes, penalty box jabs ("two minutes delay a show"), affectionate Heat nostalgia, and self-deprecating humor ("I'm pleasantly confused at what I'm seeing."). The show balances heartfelt moments—particularly with Baiamonte—with mock-serious sports arguments and the crew’s irrepressible urge to needle each other.
This episode is a must-listen for Miami sports fans and Heat loyalists, offering both analysis, nostalgia, and a poignant farewell to a true in-arena legend.