The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – Episode Summary

Episode: Local Hour: Greg Cote's Funeral
Release Date: February 20, 2025

Introduction to the Episode

Timestamp: [00:01 – 01:30]

The episode kicks off with Dan LeBatard welcoming listeners to the Giraffkings Network, quickly segueing into a humorous advertisement for Venmo delivered by Stugotz. The ambience sets a casual and comedic tone, preparing the audience for the engaging banter ahead.

Preparing for Greg Cody's Performance

Timestamp: [01:30 – 03:00]

Chris Cody initiates the main discussion by expressing his concerns about the upcoming performance involving Greg Cody, the show's designated singing sportswriter. He humorously recounts past instances where Greg, overwhelmed by live applause, forgot his lines and cues.

Chris Cody [01:30]: "Have you guys heard what me, Cody, and Greg were trying to do in this room?"

Chris Cody [03:00]: "We are asking the singing sportswriter who at this point, we can all agree the voice shot likely to produce laughter and then coughing. Not what you want around the anthem."

The team collectively agrees that Greg's past performances have been unpredictable, adding layers of comedic tension as they anticipate potential mishaps in the upcoming show.

The Singing Sportswriter: Greg Cody's Mock Funeral

Timestamp: [05:30 – 16:16]

Greg Cody takes center stage, performing a satirical rendition of the national anthem infused with sports commentary. His performance is both a parody and a tribute, blending patriotism with sports humor.

Greg Cody [05:30]:
"Oh, can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hail
That Connor McDavid still overrated..."

Despite Chris Cody's initial doubts, Greg delivers a surprisingly competent performance, humorously deviating from the script to include sports references.

Greg Cody [07:54]: "Thank you."

However, the performance takes a comedic turn as Greg, embodying his overzealous personality, forgets his lines amidst the applause, leading to light-hearted teasing from the hosts.

Chris Cody [16:16]:
"This is why we brought it up, because yesterday he was squeezing his man chest together. He was doing exercises."

The discussion evolves into a playful mock-seriousness about Greg's potential mishaps during the performance, framing it as if it were part of his own funeral.

Behind-the-Scenes Banter and Jokes

Timestamp: [16:17 – 42:45]

The conversation shifts to an ongoing joke about Greg Cody's funeral, filled with inside jokes and humorous predictions about what attendees might experience. The hosts imagine a funeral filled with random references and comedic eulogies, highlighting the camaraderie and playful dynamics among the team.

Chris Cody [39:55]:
"Greg Cody: The Greg Cody show has already signed a contract. I'm sorry. You can get the after party, but the funeral itself is going to be in my podcast."

Billy Gil [40:30]:
"Like Brad's and that kind of things."

The playful banter continues as they envision scenarios where Greg's funeral becomes the most inside-joke-filled event ever, poking fun at the absurdity of blending personal moments with their signature humor.

Greg also shares anecdotes about being recognized for his writing career rather than his podcasting persona, adding depth to his character and enhancing the humor through self-deprecation.

Greg Cody [38:17]:
"It's like I've won the lottery, of course, you know, because it does happen occasionally, but they're always super old."

Additional Topics and Side Conversations

Timestamp: [22:07 – 35:38]

Beyond the central theme of Greg Cody's performance and mock funeral, the episode delves into various side topics, including:

1. Diet and Health:
   Chris Cody discusses his strict dietary regimen, explaining his body's reactions to certain foods and the challenges of maintaining his diet amidst the show's culinary experiments.

   Chris Cody [25:03]:
   "I have to be careful with what the ingredients are. I'm testing things like salt every day."

2. Singing and Music:
   The hosts share memories of creating a musical two years prior, reflecting on its fleeting presence online and poking fun at their failed Grammy aspirations.

   Dan LeBatard [03:25]:
   "I made a musical."

   Stugotz [04:18]:
   "I'm excited for the Tony might win a Tony."

3. Sports Commentary:
   A humorous take on Lionel Messi's performance in adverse weather conditions, blending sports analysis with comedic exaggeration.

   Greg Cody [12:41]:
   "If you're going to take the tournament seriously, the CONCACAF Champions cup, then you have to have Messi play in your first important game of 2025."

4. Live Read Advertising:
   Throughout the episode, there are intermittent humorous live read advertisements, parodying typical sponsor promotions with exaggerated enthusiasm.

   Mike Ryan [17:03]:
   "This is a message from sponsor Intuit TurboTax..."

Conclusion

Timestamp: [43:44 – 45:58]

As the episode nears its end, the hosts wrap up their humorous exploration of Greg Cody's performance and mock funeral. They continue their playful interactions, ensuring that the comedy remains consistent until the concluding moments.

The final segment involves a promotion for LinkedIn Jobs, delivered with the same comedic flair, followed by Stugotz promoting Redwood Outdoors, maintaining the light-hearted and engaging atmosphere throughout the episode.

Notable Quotes

• Chris Cody [03:00]:
  "We are asking the singing sportswriter who at this point, we can all agree the voice shot likely to produce laughter and then coughing. Not what you want around the anthem."

• Greg Cody [07:54]:
  "Thank you."

• Chris Cody [39:55]:
  "Greg Cody: The Greg Cody show has already signed a contract. I'm sorry. You can get the after party, but the funeral itself is going to be in my podcast."

• Dan LeBatard [25:03]:
  "Unless you have one of the cool fish license plates."

• Greg Cody [12:41]:
  "If you're going to take the tournament seriously, the CONCACAF Champions cup, then you have to have Messi play in your first important game of 2025."

Final Thoughts

In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, the hosts blend sports, pop culture, and personal anecdotes with sharp wit and humor. The central theme revolving around Greg Cody's mock funeral serves as a vehicle for playful ribbing and camaraderie, showcasing the show's signature style of entertaining and engaging content. Whether discussing diet restrictions, past musical endeavors, or sports legends, the episode maintains a lively and humorous tempo, making it an enjoyable listen for regular followers and newcomers alike.