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Billy
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Billy
Cuervo. Billy, why did you just. Jeez Louise. Toning.
Dan Le Batard
He's a lot, this guy.
Stugotz
I literally haven't said anything to him that's I've said three words.
Dan Le Batard
The room's full of people and they all kind of see what's going on. His non answers are really telling answers. Like I come up to him and I was just. Because, you know, I'm in full, I'm in full parenting mode. Whoa, it's early for that. I'm in full parenting mode. Yeah, no, we've reached like the stage of parenting where like now there's gymnastics classes and things like that and there's extracurriculars that I'm taking the kids to, dropping them off, all that stuff. But not dropping them off because my wife got mad at me and I probably, I shouldn't have said this. No, I'm not going to, I'm not going to say what I said. It's more of an off air conversation. I'm not going to say, well, we're.
Billy
Not, you know, we're not on video air.
Dan Le Batard
Well, we walked into gymnastics place and she's like, isn't this great? This looks like so much fun. Blah, blah. Like you look so serious sort of like looking around everywhere and, and I said, and I shouldn't have but it was like obviously a concern. It was like long history of abuse and gymnastics. So I'm like looking around like to make sure this is like, that's my child. I Need to make sure.
Stugotz
His job to be honest.
Dan Le Batard
Thank you. It is my job to make sure. So I'm looking around, making sure. So I was having conversations outside and I said, how's parenting going? And this, this Weisenheimer over here goes talking to Zazzle. I'm like, no, he's got it under control.
Jeremy
I got it on lock.
Stugotz
Yeah, he said he was looking that way, so I wasn't looking at Billy.
Dan Le Batard
I thought he was looking at him. I'm talking to you. I worry about you tying your shoes. So I'm like, how's parenting going? I know that early on it's. And you're not. So I'm asking, going, what did I tell you? He said something about crying, fidgeting, squirmy wormy, something like that.
Stugotz
Last night I said that she's been really. She's got two teeth now, sprouted out.
Dan Le Batard
That's what he said. She's been an angel, Perfect child. That's exactly two teeth.
Stugotz
She's been sprouted out now. Two teeth.
Dan Le Batard
None of that.
Stugotz
A little early, by the way. I've been told she's not six months yet and got two teeth.
Billy
That is surprising.
Amin Elhassan
People love to brag when their kids do stuff early. Like, oh, my kids falling over.
Dan Le Batard
Smartness.
Stugotz
Nobody said it was.
Amin Elhassan
My kid has two teeth already.
Dan Le Batard
Smartness isn't a sign of.
Stugotz
I'm just saying, like, I know, I know a baby that's like eight months, it still has one.
Amin Elhassan
See, don't shame that.
Billy
Don't shame the eight month baby with one tooth baby.
Dan Le Batard
That's. No, that's. One of the fun parts of being a parent is you look at other babies like that baby. What's going on? Why is that baby drill so much? What's going on over there?
Stugotz
So all I was saying when Billy asked me that was that she was a squirmy wormy last night and it was a lot. She didn't want to go to sleep that much. So it's like keeping the parents up. Of course, the day I have to come in.
Dan Le Batard
No. And then I asked like, how old are you gonna be? And I said, oh, about to be six months ago. You're. You're a half birthday guy. Yeah, you are like, I can tell you're a half birthday guy. And then there was like a long pause and he's like, and then there's long pause. And then we all, I think as a group was like, yeah, he is half birthday. He's like, I don't, I don't know if we're doing that. I'm like, when's the birthday? He's like, July 1st. I'm like, Buddy, you're a half birthday guy.
Stugotz
I'm not a half birthday guy. The reason I gave pause and concern was because you might be. Lewis's wife Dania had told Jenny, hey, we want to throw the baby a half birthday party.
Dan Le Batard
So now I'm like, hold on.
Stugotz
But we were accepting.
Dan Le Batard
We left out evidence early because this is the first we're hearing of this. You pretended like none of this was going on. So we, we nailed it. You are having a happy birthday. Because he goes. He's like, July 1st. I don't even know what day that is. I'm like, it's July 1st. What do you mean you don't know what day? July 1st. It has it in the title.
Billy
Put it on the poll, please. Juju at Lebatard show. Do you celebrate 6 months old's birthday and also put on the poll at Lebatard show? Are you bragging if you say your child has two teeth within six months?
Dan Le Batard
No. That is a flex. He's. I mean. And congratulations, you guys, incredible genes. Two teeth, six months. I mean, that's something to behold. Unfortunately, that means 30 more to go. Teething's going on. So, like that, that's. You're going to get the fevers. Yeah, teething sucks. Like, I'd rather have a child without.
Billy
Start the show already, please.
Chris Cote
Who you stumbled on to another Wild Billy Wednesday.
Billy
Hold on to your hats, partners.
Jeremy
It's about to get wild.
Dan Le Batard
So then I was asking him because he was half birthday guy. Obviously. Now we've found out, confirmed Donnie was.
Stugotz
Wanting to throw the half birthday. We haven't accepted the. The gift yet.
Amin Elhassan
Louis, Donnie's husband, has said in my ear, I just want for the record, we are not half birthday people.
Dan Le Batard
That seems impossible. Now everybody's backing away because I said, you're probably a half birthday guy. And I was like, are you guys like birthday month people? Like, when your months come around, like, oh, here's a whole month of activities. Or did you like downgrade to, oh, it's just our birthday weekend. Here's five festivities, like, no, none of that. Just one thing. I go, buddy, you're going to Las Vegas for a UFC fight and you're throwing yourself two parties. You're having one on a Friday, one on a Saturday. So don't come and tell me you're not a birthday month guy. When you can't just simply go to Las Vegas and get a couple interviews. No, we're gonna have two parties where you have to come see Tony next week or this weekend or whatever it even is.
Stugotz
First off, the first party is a Cuervo party. They're doing their own thing. They invited me to go over and kind of play host and do certain things. So I'm gonna go.
Billy
Aren't you fighting somebody on Friday?
Stugotz
Yeah, Dan, I'm going to be sparring. The wins record holder for the middleweight division, tied with Michael Bisping. His name is Brad Tavares in the middleweight division.
Billy
That's a bad idea by you.
Chris Cote
I'm a terrible idea.
Billy
Yeah.
Stugotz
But again, what we're doing here with the MMA hangout is pushing the limits of content so you guys can follow along. Like I jump out of a plane, you guys don't. I fight people on camera, you guys don't like. I need you guys to elevate as I'm trying to elevate.
Amin Elhassan
Sparring, though, conveys he's going to take it easy on you.
Billy
Yeah.
Stugotz
Oh, sorry. So I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna set him up on T mobile on Saturday night.
Dan Le Batard
You gotta.
Stugotz
Yeah, I'm not gonna come in at 2, 220, like. All right, guys, I'm gonna fight now.
Dan Le Batard
Put the old Pat Riley right to the forehead. Leave a diamond in his head.
Stugotz
I might do a.
Dan Le Batard
By the way, for clarification, I've been told in my ear multiple times I was invited too by Lewis. So you can come meet Lewis as well right now.
Billy
All right, Louis, I've heard from you too much in the first five minutes of the show. Go sit in the penalty box, stop talking to people so much. And. And. And the rest of him so much, might I add.
Stugotz
Dan, Saturday night the MMA hangout will be live at Circa A Top stadium swim and you can go on the stadium swim party number one.
Dan Le Batard
Party number two.
Stugotz
Okay, you can go at top stadium swim and I'll read it right here. MMA Hangout live Saturday night from the Circle Hotel in Las Vegas overlooking Stadium Swim presented by Boost Moment.
Billy
What's that gonna be? That's the first time. So you've grown that into a big fun thing. I'm seeing if Mero can join you on Saturday if you'll have him. It's a very popular.
Stugotz
Of course I'll have a primo.
Billy
But you have grown it now so that you are flying to Vegas with a six month old that has two teeth. And I don't think your wife like very much that you're going to be in Vegas.
Stugotz
I think she said yesterday, like, I'm glad you're going to Vegas.
Jeremy
Are you getting paid for it?
Billy
Of course.
Jeremy
That's uncomfortable wives.
Dan Le Batard
Well, he doesn't. I don't know if he.
Billy
Oh, there he is. Everyone likes money. Says, I'm glad that my wife is here. And not just because the NBA draft is today. It has been a fascinating thing to watch happen in the NBA. How teams and fan bases want to win the summer. The Celtics have made two trades in the last two days. You want to know when the last time was the Heat made a summer off season trade Kyle Lowry.
Chris Cote
Oh, that was a time.
Billy
And. But this is the thing, right? This is winning the off season is something that now matters for front offices. And we can say this right, at least the last two championships, maybe you feel like you could say this about all championships, but at least the last two championships are monuments to architecture. Like what the Celtics did two years ago that they just undid like that. That is masterwork right there. To get under the cap while Porzingis and Holiday become your fourth and fifth best player because Derrick White ascends to your third and all of a sudden you can get rid of them. And I mean, I want to get your thoughts on what they got back because I did not think that they had the kinds of assets in those two people trying to get under the cap that would bring them back, you know, a scorer and some value. I thought they would just have to dump to get out from under the cap.
Chris Cote
You don't think what they did was dump to get out of the cap?
Billy
They did, but they got stuff back.
Chris Cote
I mean, they got decent, nice pieces.
Billy
They got a scorer. They got someone who can score. When Portland doesn't have, like Portland has redundancy of skill set there are these.
Amin Elhassan
Decent or nice pieces. I need to know you guys. Like, I got two answers.
Billy
The man giving you the analysis when Drew Holiday went to Boston called him a waterlogged corpse.
Chris Cote
That's not what I said. But it's all right. I mean, like, if. If you're asking for my analysis and then undercutting it with a mockery of what a lot corpse is strong.
Jeremy
As strong as, say.
Chris Cote
I mean, it's not what I said.
Billy
But I thought you said corpse, so I thought you attached corpse to JRU Holliday.
Jeremy
I heard that's what you said.
Chris Cote
That's. That's not what I said. And I'm not going to relitigate a show from two years ago.
Billy
Can you guys find the sound?
Chris Cote
I said I sent the sound to you guys after you kept saying. I said corpse about it as far as like, oh, Boston got a corpse. That's not what I said. That's not what I said. But I'm sure if you can dig up the sound that I sent two years ago after I wanted you guys to cease and desist, that you'll know. But to the point, I'm saying Anthony Simons, nice young player, one year left on his deal, good scorer. He's got flaws, he's got warts. But again, in terms of what they got out of which is Jrue Holiday, who has long term money on the books and deteriorating not only in health but in play. That's a nice little swap. Porzingis for Jordan Yang. That is a massive. A massive.
Billy
Okay, yes, agreed. Although George Yang is one of my favorite players because he's shaped like me. I've loved him since I was state. But just so that you know, The Celtics saved $180 million in tax penalties. And whether you agree with it or not, in doing so, they got three second round picks, they got a veteran who's had a couple of playoff runs and they got a pot 20 point scorer. So I think we can agree my previous point, we'll get to the sound that Amin wants us to eradicate forever in a second. But I do think we can agree, if not all championships being always architecture based because sometimes you just have a star and doesn't matter how much you build around them, we can say the last two are celebrations of front office, can we not?
Chris Cote
Well, last year, this year's championship, it's more of a long term celebration of front office. To me, that's front office work is building over time and adding and curating and chiseling. Right. The big blockbuster deal rarely, not never, but rarely turns into an immediate championship. The Celtics swung big two summers ago by sending Marcus Smart, who was a big part of their culture.
Billy
Not an easy trade to make.
Chris Cote
That one is like. Yes, that's swinging for the fences. They went out and got Porzingis and it worked magically for them. The Thunder, yes. Acquiring Alex Caruso, huge not only for his contributions on the floor, but also because he taught them how to pop bottles of champagne. Don't know if you guys know that one.
Billy
I have to show you guys. I have to show you guys some of the video here on guys on the Thunder who have never had a drink and guys on the Thunder who had too many drinks. We can check in actually with them now as soon as you finish your point because Chet Holmgren was slurring through the parade. SGA looked drunk on gma and Jalen Williams says he's about to go drinking even though he's never had a drink.
Chris Cote
The Thunder are an example of the kind of patient front office work that nobody wants to. Nobody really wants. This thing started six years ago, right? And they tore it down and they used their cap space to accumulate and accumulate and accumulate and pick, right? And develop and make tweaks here and there. And it culminates with we have the cap space to sign Isaiah Hartenstein, cuz we think he fits what we need. We can go out and get Alex Caruso because we can't have too many of these young guys who've never done anything before. So Josh Giddey goes, Alex Caruso comes in. And now you get to a place where you win a championship and even then we see how small the margins are. It could have gone wrong several times.
Billy
They were ready to lose that championship. Oddball will have some draft coverage for you here if you want some of that good stuff. We will have drunken players in a second. But before I do that, Theo Epstein represents in the history of Boston the greatest architect that there has been in sports by reputation. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Brad Stevens would appear to be a better executive than he was a coach. And that's no knock on him as a coach. But the. The Marcus Smart trade is a very difficult trade to make to realize that Tatum and Brown needed to have a team that. That Marcus Smart didn't want to give it to them. And then to get two players like that. In Holiday and Porzingis, there were perfect compliments, perfect compliments because there are very few guys willing to do the things Jrue Holiday does as a third or fourth option. And Porzingis stretched the floor ridiculously, but also allowed for the growth of Derrick White in there. But the idea that that champion is no more that quickly. Still surprising to me. Like, still no, but it's still surprising to me. Why would it not be surprising to me? The Celtics seem like they were only on the ascent.
Stugotz
It seems like if Tatum doesn't get hurt, they're going to go to the repeated tax, they're going to go to the luxury tax. Like it felt like it was kind of churning that way. No, it's more that I don't know.
Mike Ryan
That they would have ever gone into any of that because of the new ownership and wanting to get under that luxury tax, but they would have been right back in that conversation. At least this year and still been around the championship, it feels like everything fell apart. And now not only are they making moves just based off the future because they know next. Next season doesn't really matter, but they were willing to get that much worse because they want to build it back up around Tatum once he is healthy.
Chris Cote
They were going to make hard decisions either way. The only thing the injury did was give them the out of, oh, no, no, we need to make hard decisions. But they like somebody. Not Brown, not Tatum. Right. And probably not Derek White. But there were going to be people gone.
Jeremy
So you think they're done.
Billy
Wait, but no, Shams is saying that Jalen and Derrick White, they're getting calls all over the place that the Celtics are getting the call. I don't think they're done. You think they're done?
Chris Cote
Done in what sense?
Billy
Either way, moves. Do you think that they're done with moves or done being able to do something for this year? Because I think they go right back to playing for the championship this year, even though Tatum's going to miss most.
Chris Cote
Of the year, they're one more move away from getting under the tax. They're in a repeater tax. And in order to get out of the repeater tax, you've got to be out of it three out of five times, right? So. Excuse me. Two times in five years. They've been in the repeater tax three times now. So they have a mandate to get under that thing one more time. So one more deal. Is it Sam Houser? Is it Derrick White? I don't think it's gonna be Jaylen Brown. I don't think it's gonna be Derrick White. But of course they're getting calls, and you gotta listen because you're in a position. Are they done forever? No, I think, you know, a year from now they'll be back to reload in the summer of 2020.
Billy
Why would you trade Derrick White?
Chris Cote
Because he makes $28 million next year, 30.3 the year after that, 32.5 the year after that, and he's got a player option of 35 the year after that. That's why he trades. It's not because, oh, I don't like him anymore. He's no good. It's. This is a lot of money now. If we're at the peak of competing for a championship, I'll pay it. Right. That's why they paid all those guys. But once you get to a place where we're like, we're not quite at the peak of competing for a Championship. It's really hard for me to convince ownership, hey, let's just keep throwing money at this thing that's not going to pay for itself.
Jeremy
I think they're going to trade Derrick White. I think they're going to trade Derrick White because you see what Orlando just got for Desmond Bain. Boston knows they're not a contender this year. If they can get a haul for Derrick White, which I think they probably could, then in a year from now, you're, you're, you're going to do it again like you're building your championship team around Tatum and Brown and now you have all of these assets next offseason to play with. I think they're going to trade Derek White.
Stugotz
The question is who has the assets to go get a Derrick White? Who has what they, what Desmond Bain went for? Who has that left out there?
Chris Cote
Oklahoma City has everything.
Jeremy
Brooklyn's got a ton of picks, but.
Billy
Brooklyn's got like five in the first round.
Chris Cote
Five in the first round and they don't know what to do with them.
Stugotz
Build their centerpiece around Derrick White for the Brooklyn Nets.
Chris Cote
I mean, look, you build your centerpiece around Desmond Bain. If you're the Orlando.
Billy
Do you believe Derrick White? I don't believe Derrick White's a number one. He, look, he's a lot better player than any of us thought he was, but he was at least that good because he played with those two other guys.
Chris Cote
Yes, he's. Let's not get caught up. Yes, he's not a centerpiece of a team. I'm just trying to be funny because Desmond Bain went for 8 billion picks. But to answer your question, a Sam Houser deal gets them under so he doesn't have to get to deal with.
Billy
You say 8 million picks. A gobert costs you 5 now. A bridges cost you 5 now. A bane cost you 5 now. Like that when.
Chris Cote
Yes, but let me stop you there because Gobert cost you five. What had Gobert done in his career? He was like a three time defensive player of the year when that happened. Right. The Bridges deal is the only example of like, hey, this guy who's never had any sort of accolade, we're gonna give a bazillion picks for him. Why? Well, because he's best friends with my best player. Like that was their thinking. The power of friendship. Of course.
Billy
But that's the rate now.
Chris Cote
That's not the rate. That's the rate.
Billy
If you're dealing with Bane, just. Bain just is a. He just is a catch and shoot three shooter. And he just went for five picks. That's the rate.
Chris Cote
That's the rate. If you're dealing with a team that is desperate. Kevin Durant went for one pick. What are we talking about?
Billy
Bane has never been an All Star star, like you just said, Bridges doesn't have accolades. Neither does Bane.
Jeremy
That's the way. That's the way I see it. I mean, is that I. I don't think it's what that guy is worth. I think it's about what that guy is worth to the team that's trading for him. Like Minnesota felt, okay, Gobert's not worth five picks, but to us he is because we think he's the missing piece for a championship. Mikel Bridges, he's not worth five picks, but to us, we think it makes sense.
Billy
Okay, so this was what Mike was doing yesterday when he was talking about the Heat missing on Anunobi and on and Siakam. They weren't missing pieces either. Right? Because they didn't end up being champions. Like, Siakam got very close and was important. Anunoby has been very important. But they don't get to be missing pieces because. No, the Heat have been as far as the Pacers just got.
Jeremy
But that's like saying the Siakam trade was a failure for.
Billy
I'm not saying it's a failure. Mike Ryan's criticizing them for every guy they have not gotten. And what I'm saying is if they gotten Siakam, they still wouldn't be a champion, and he'd still be criticizing them. If they'd gotten on an obi, they still wouldn't be a champion and he'd still be criticizing them.
Jeremy
But still, criticism is criticizing them. All right, you're obviously going to play that back. I mean, let's play back before we.
Billy
Do that Amines clip here where this was the analysis. He was mad at us. He had just gotten home on a flight. He was upset. Can you explain to us what context this needs, as you deny that your analysis was that he was a corpse?
Chris Cote
That wasn't the. From the day that I talked to you guys on the phone, I was on in the.
Amin Elhassan
I have a clip. It's audio.
Chris Cote
Drew Holiday's corpse. Oh, okay. Drew Holiday. Oh, it's amazing how it's just like three words and there's nothing around that.
Amin Elhassan
So you did not say Drew Holiday's corpse.
Chris Cote
Wow.
Amin Elhassan
You think that was edited?
Dan Le Batard
It could have been like, what are you wearing as Halloween costume this year? And he said Drew Holiday's corpse.
Billy
What was the context that could have been. It wasn't waterlogged context. It probably wasn't.
Dan Le Batard
Right. It wasn't water.
Mike Ryan
He also didn't call Drew holiday a corpse. Are there levels to a corpse of Drew Holiday? Which is a very different thing.
Chris Cote
Okay, so would you like the context? Since you guys aren't really good at.
Dan Le Batard
Finding the marine corps are celebrated the peace corps.
Jeremy
Peace corps two wide receiver corps.
Dan Le Batard
There you go. So this isn't all bad, Dan, the way you're painting a mean in this corner. You know what's weird? I mean, I was talking to people and I was like. Because it's wild Billy Wednesday, as I've been told. And I said, you know what? I'm not a man that asks for a lot, but I said, I demand a mean comes in here. Last week, for whatever reason we kept you away during the NBA finals. I don't demand on draft day. Amin is back so that we can cover the NBA draft.
Chris Cote
I'm. I'm happy you. You said that.
Dan Le Batard
I stood up for you. I said, tony, reality was supposed to be here today. Get that guy the hell out of here with his microphone and his bounce houses. I need a meaning studio on NBA draft day.
Chris Cote
Yeah, you do. Hey, draft day. I'm glad you brought that up. Today is draft day. NBA draft day.
Dan Le Batard
Who knew?
Chris Cote
Cooper, flag. Everyone's excited. I'm sure we're doing like a live watch along of the draft tonight, right? We're like. We're all basketballed out tonight. We're not you. You, Jeremy, like the whole everything, right? Because. Because there's no chance that there's another sport that's. Oh. In the beginning of the doldrums of its regular season that we're gonna pick this day of all days to do live watch along content. Because heaven forbid we have that on a Thursday or on a Friday or on a Tuesday or any other day of the week or the month that wasn't NBA draft day. No way that we could have that kind of planning around that.
Billy
Meadow, Mark is not great at scheduling.
Chris Cote
What?
Billy
Very bad at scheduling. But the reason this.
Dan Le Batard
He only has two parties coming up. One for each of his teeth.
Stugotz
Thank you.
Jeremy
I'm happy with the schedule.
Chris Cote
Neither on draft day though.
Stugotz
Exactly.
Billy
We have tonight a watch party with Tim Kirkjin that I don't actually know. Everyone here is invited. If you want to come and give us basketball analysis during it, you can. Because I will have to do it here from the studio. I wanted to do it from home, but my gangster wi fi is not gangster enough. And now I've got all sorts of work in the walls and in the roof and all sorts of insanity going on at my home trying to get get more gangster WI fi. But I will be here in the studio if you want to come by. You're here at the lser. If you want to come by, you're welcome to come here, give us some basketball coverage. The reason I'm doing this though with Tim Kirkshon is because no one around here except for Jeremy will talk baseball with me. No one. I can't get anyone to talk about my beloved Rays. And so they're so good.
Mike Ryan
Dan.
Billy
We're going to get Tim Kirk shin and we're at 6 o' clock tonight. We're just going to watch baseball games tonight. And if you want to come by, I mean, everyone's invited. If you want to come by and do basketball analysis, we'd be happy to have you during the draft. Would you like to do that?
Chris Cote
When you say more gangster WI fi, is the wifi going to become more gangster in nature or will there be more of this WI fi that is also gangster?
Billy
It'll just be better, huh? That's all I would say.
Chris Cote
Sounds like the former then.
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Jeremy
Foot on that campus.
Billy
I.
Jeremy
If you told me right now your life depends on it. Go to Santa Fe University and just, just, just take a picture.
Billy
Stugats. I would die.
Jeremy
I don't know where it is.
Dan Le Batard
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugach.
Billy
Something that Amin was saying earlier. And I want to present this to the group here as something that the media and sports talk about very poorly. Okay? Because Amin just threw out their repeater tax and I don't believe that 1% of the audience has an actual knowledge of very much salary cap beyond. You're either over it or under it. But there is an information age going on right now throughout sports where Jordan Schultz is fighting Ian Rapoport in a Starbucks because they don't like each other. And Schultz is now being accused by other information guys of buying his way into the game by sending executives coffee from his father, Starbucks owner who used to own the Supersonics. An interesting career choice, by the way, when your father is the owner of Starbucks and the Supersonics, that's his father. To choose the information, you gotta do something, right?
Dan Le Batard
I mean, why not pick something fun?
Billy
Yeah, but you think that's fun? You think.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, for him, he's chosen that over doing nothing.
Chris Cote
Coffee.
Billy
He's being a choose, not nothing.
Dan Le Batard
That's what I'm saying. He's chosen that over a life of, like, riding jet skis and swimming pools.
Chris Cote
I do so much nothing and coffee.
Billy
Are you trying to make that sound like a bad thing? What, a life of jet skis?
Dan Le Batard
No, I'm saying that is an awesome life. And he's chosen this over that.
Billy
But it doesn't seem fun. The information game does not seem competitive.
Dan Le Batard
You get to go and threaten Ian Rapaport inside a Starbucks. That's what's more fun than that.
Billy
A Starbucks your father owns.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, that's why you can get away with it. Are you going to press charges? No, that's my boss.
Chris Cote
That's what I thought.
Billy
The repeater, the information guys are really valuable. Okay, I want to talk about Jordan Schultz in a second because what's happening with him is funny. The he's being accused by other information guys as being doing to the information game what live the Saudis have done to live golf, where they buy their way into the game. And now he's got player relationships the way Jay Glazer used to have player relationships. And most of the insiders don't have the player relationships. They have the executive relationships. And so he's playing a different game. But when. When Amin mentions the repeater attacks. The thing that I wanted to ask you guys is Pablo Torre has a report that is the sixth headline on a slow news day on ESPN News. He's got big breaking news, but it's about labor, the NFL players union, and what would pass for something very close to the dirty insides of collusion. Doesn't quite get there, but it shows you how it is. The owners tried to keep the money down, these greedy owners in that sport, by basically colluding, even though an arbiter ruled that they did not collude. And the media has covered it very poorly. And Mike Florio is yelling and screaming about this. And I'm curious Whether you guys are interested in this part of it at all. Mike Florio saying it's not being covered cuz everyone's a league partner. And so it, it, it's not gonna be covered. And, and so it finally got onto the ESPN homepage. As I said, the sixth, the sixth story. But all day yesterday, this was not talked about by the league partners. And I'm just curious, I'm asking you this because I remember these conversations when we left ESPN and how insistent I was to the people who were doing our negotiating. Hey, be careful about partnering us with anybody who's NFL adjacent because they're going to be trying to control stuff we're saying around here and how we say it and when we say it. And the NFL has become so powerful right now, okay, Because Ian Rapaport is an NFL employee, okay? He's an information guy paid for by the NFL. The NFL has become so powerful that it's coming very close to being able to control the news. Like not totally, but more than most people can. And I'm just curious, do any of you care? Because the insides of that story, and you could check it out, a Pablo Torrey finds out. The insides of that story will show you how dirty this business is, how greedy the people are, and how that power is at the very top of that sport in a way that's very well concealed. Florio and Pablo Torre were trying to get these documents and Tory got him first. But what do you make of Florio's criticism that league partners in business with the NFL have to do things like this? I will tell you that John Skipper, former CEO of our company, has the story of when their partnership with the NFL was with PBS and reporting about the NFL's concussion problem. You got ESPN doing business and journalism. Those things have to be different. They have to be separated. But ESPN managed it for many, many years. All of the conflicts in the business. But as the story climbed on concussions, that story got to Skipper. And Skipper's like, okay, we're out on concussions, we got to get out on concussions. We got. This is climbed too high. I'm the conflict of interest. I at the top of the company have to decide are we doing business or are we doing journalism? And then all of a sudden concussion coverage, the way it was being covered at the time, that it was groundbreaking. I mean, like it was. It was PBS or was it npr? It was a report that was showing the insides of brain trauma and the journalism department had to get out on that. When the conflict reached where the business was. And so I ask you, as I present you this story of collusion and the way that people love these contract management information stories, why isn't this a bigger story?
Chris Cote
The, the Florio story or the, The Celtics repeater?
Billy
The Celtics repeater I don't want to talk about anymore.
Chris Cote
All right, Just make it.
Billy
Why would you think I was asking you about the Celtics?
Chris Cote
Because you start that. That was the, that was the launch.
Mike Ryan
That is where that started.
Chris Cote
And then you.
Amin Elhassan
So what I'd rather talk about went.
Mike Ryan
A few different directions.
Amin Elhassan
Scaring me.
Chris Cote
This conversation worked your way back here? Well, first of all, does Florida not still work for NBC?
Billy
I think he's got a contractor gig.
Stugotz
That kind of thing.
Billy
He gets money from NBC, so.
Chris Cote
But that's kind of. That's playing with fire for him a little bit, right? If he's saying this story isn't getting touched because it's too hot for a league partner, and he gets a little business with a league partner, I can't imagine that the league that he's claiming to be that controlling would be happy that someone on league partner airwaves is talking like this.
Billy
But is it because the story's too hot or is it because people don't like these kinds of stories that they're interested in certain things? Like, if I made this about Kaepernick, all of a sudden, it would be a much different story. Right? But this is, this is really close to collusion, what is happening here. And maybe it's a different story as well if, if, if collusion had been ruled, which is not what happened when it went to an arbiter.
Chris Cote
I, I think the reason you're talking about, which is a valid one, is that, yeah, people just care about what happens on Sunday. Right. They don't really care, especially if it's not like, oh, this is making things harder for my team. That's what fans care about. Hey, are you, are you hurting the Dolphins from getting. Oh, no, this is just something that screws players over but, like, doesn't do anything for my team. Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Billy
Are you accurate, though, when he says that about. I feel like the fan today is more informed than he or she has ever been and wants to be more informed than he or she has ever.
Chris Cote
Been, but they don't care about information that does not impact them. So, for instance, my boring repeater attacks conversation. Celtics fans are like, wait a second, this is why we're going to give away Derrick White, Maybe because it impacts their fans, but if it was just like, hey, you get to keep your team as it is. Derrick White kind of gets screwed over. They're like, well, that's what a fan does for, like, Chris, if you found out that this collusion story is what stopped the Dolphins from having, like, a great backup quarterback as opposed to Skyler Diggins or whatever the kid's name was.
Amin Elhassan
Skyler Thompson.
Chris Cote
There you go. Same thing, right? Like, you would care immensely about this, but because it has nothing to do with the impact on your team is just like, oh, that's cool. I'm informed. But like, But Zaz, what do you.
Billy
Think is right here when it comes to. I know we can't speak for all of fandom on this, but don't you believe that today's fan craves more information than any fan before?
Jeremy
Not necessarily. And especially not with, like, this story. Me, as a fan, I don't care about this story because if anything, this story, if there is collusion, which it seems that there was, because it sounds like it helps my team get more players. It sounds like my. Helps my team build a better roster. I dara, I hope the owners collude like. Like, as a fan, that's where I'm coming from. So, like, I. I don't care.
Mike Ryan
When it comes to the labor, it doesn't really matter because people care less and less about individual rich people as well.
Amin Elhassan
Right.
Mike Ryan
So if you're talking about the repeater tax, I am sure there are Celtics fans that are frustrated that the reason that they're breaking up their core doesn't really have anything to do with basketball reasons. It has more to do. But it does now in a way that it. It would have not in the same way going into this off season had Tatum not gotten hurt. But when you look at. At collusion and all of these other parts of it, you really have a bunch of people with a lack of empathy. Even if they have the information, why would they be empathetic over the fact that this person who's making $500,000 more than them is maybe making $10,000 less?
Jeremy
Let the record show I like collusion.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. Pro collusion. If it benefits us. Do we still get Black Friday games? Do we still get Christmas Day games? Are the Chiefs still in Buffalo on week nine? I don't care about taxes. Talk to me about taxes.
Amin Elhassan
April 15, they should change the saying to close only counts. And hand grenades. What is it?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, horseshoes.
Amin Elhassan
Hand grenades. And cos horseshoes earlier.
Stugotz
And he said it right.
Dan Le Batard
Stumbling. You know what they say? Counted hand grenades Horseshoes, hand grenades and collusion.
Chris Cote
And Chris analogies don't leave Jeremy. The. The other reason beyond, like, repeater taxes. Oh, it's a lot of money for rich people. Oh, if Tatum was healthy, it'll be fine. It's not that. It's because they start taking first round picks away from you.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, you have to get underneath.
Chris Cote
Even if Tatum was healthy, there's a high likelihood that they were gonna make hard decisions.
Mike Ryan
You're right. It's more the idea that there would be a frustration over the rule, not even necessarily at the owners. There'd be a frustration amongst the fan base over why does this rule exist.
Billy
All right, but let me ask you. Because this would be disappointing to me, but I guess not surprising. Do any of you care if Florio's accusation is accurate? It that league partners are either downplaying the story or ignoring it? Do any of you care about that in the abstract, or if it doesn't affect your team, you just don't care? It's not a story.
Jeremy
Right. I guess I would flip it back on you. Why do I care?
Billy
Yeah, I thought people cared when rich people got caught doing dirty shit with power.
Jeremy
Yeah, but it's about my entertainment. Like, it's not like. Like it's not like rich people who are in the oil business. It's rich people who control my team, which gives me entertainment and joy.
Chris Cote
What country do you live in?
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Stugotz
You thought, what, since the dawn of time, people have been abusing power football.
Dan Le Batard
Who cares? Is that. That's serious.
Billy
I just thought that generally speaking, a story about something that is a rich person shame with corruption around power is a story that's going to get clicks. You're not going to make me sound like the asshole, like, I've got this wrong.
Dan Le Batard
Do you not think that, like, Brown's fans are hoping that their ownership group can find. Find any way possible to screw DeSean Watson out of that guaranteed money? Like, they are all hoping that there's collusion or something that can be done to get out of that so they can make their.
Billy
Do you realize that the reason that this happened is because it was two days after Deshaun Watson? These rich people can't control themselves. And so what do they do? They try to cheat in order to control prices because they can't control themselves. It came. It came two days after Deshaun Watson. You got Goodell getting with the owners and being like, hey, we can't be doing this. Are you guys crazy?
Jeremy
And then, well, and then what's the result? Of that right there happening. The result is my team spends less and they get more good players.
Chris Cote
That's like Zaz is right on the nose.
Billy
Okay?
Chris Cote
All of that stuff doesn't matter if it like that's as American as apple pie. Wait, does it benefit me? Yeah, I don't give a shit. Like that's, that's all people care.
Amin Elhassan
That's all it is. Horseshoes and hand grenades. Inclusion.
Dan Le Batard
As bad as it sounds like, you're acting like we've thought of football players as people and not just as my team that's going to get better. Like, and I'm thinking about long term futures and oh well, what is this player going to do with less guaranteed money 15 years from now when they're no longer playing football. Fifteen years from now, I'm going to be worried about who they're drafting in the draft this year.
Chris Cote
People complain all the time about NBA players. I can't believe this guy makes more than that NFL player. You think these people care about the well being and the financial health of these guys? They don't care, man.
Billy
You guys ask these questions of me as if my Entire mantra for 20 years hasn't been true. Treat these people as human beings. You guys are asking questions.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, but you're on the back end of the bell curve now, Dan. Like in the first 10 years of your career, things were ascending in this country toward that direction of people caring about others. And in the last 10 years, what happened last, it's completely dropped off the other side of it. And so now the more we see power and corruption and all of that constantly, every single day in the news at the very top levels of the country. Why would we care about that in the NFL?
Chris Cote
It was the Marriott Star Wars I care about.
Mike Ryan
That's what it was.
Dan Le Batard
I care about people, but I also care about winning playoff games.
Billy
Put it on the poll batard show please. What do you care more about? People or winning a playoff game at this point?
Dan Le Batard
One landslide. What I would do for one. What a silly poll you are talking.
Billy
About empathy and treating them as people. I don't know if what you guys saw what happened with the Arizona Diamondbacks last night where their second baseman Marte was heckled from the stands about his late mother who died in a car accident in 2017 and just immediately started sobbing.
Chris Cote
Doesn't he play for the D backs? Was that a home game?
Dan Le Batard
Some game?
Jeremy
No, I think it was okay.
Billy
That's the question that you're asking though. Like that that's would have been weird at Home. But that's the first question that you have is, was it a home game or a road game? When I tell you a player was heckle in a way that made him start sobbing on the field. The fan was ejected, and everything that happened after that was very paternal around him. It was a nice moment of humanity from the Diamondbacks, who had to feel kind of alone, surrounded by people who don't think they're human beings. They're just uniforms running around.
Jeremy
Yeah. Tory Lovella went out there, and he was consoling. I wonder, like, did the umpire at one point go, hey, we got. We got to speed this thing up.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, pitch clock. That's an automatic ball. Yeah.
Jeremy
Two people.
Dan Le Batard
You look, guy starts, and then all of a sudden, there's runners on first and second. Like, wait, hold on.
Chris Cote
Blue.
Dan Le Batard
The bases were empty. It's like, well, pitch clock. You know, two walks have happened now because it's taken so long. Happened in Chicago. So that person may be the Pope soon.
Billy
So if you're wondering at home why we don't talk about baseball, we're talking.
Dan Le Batard
About baseball right now. You get more of this tonight. Yeah, but during the NBA draft, as.
Billy
I'm asking for empathy, and you end up talking. Talking about the Pope.
Dan Le Batard
He's a White Sox fan. Noted White Sox fan. Have you not seen the video? He goes around Vatican City, or whatever it's called, and people are chanting white socks at him. He chants white socks back, puts on a white socks.
Chris Cote
Is he wearing a White Sox?
Dan Le Batard
He's worn a white sock before. Yeah.
Chris Cote
No.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, this big, big moment with the baseball. Yeah, with the robe. He went on. He put it on.
Stugotz
What do you mean, respect? No, respect the game.
Dan Le Batard
Why would you prefer he wore, like, one of the papal hat, Like a big pope hat and then logo in the middle of it. They should. They should actually have the White Sox. I'm not in charge of marketing. They should have a Pope day where they give out the big papal hat with a white socks logo on it. They should do that, right? That'd be Dan. That'd be awesome Dan. Now it's. It's made worse if that person is then heckling players about their deceased parents while wearing the papal hat. You don't want that. That's a bad look. That's where you disassociate yourself. Also, I'm gonna go on the record and say to far shouldn't heckle people about their dad.
Chris Cote
I thought you meant the hat.
Dan Le Batard
Too far. No, the hat's in fair play. That's too far.
Billy
I give you guys a story about a guy sobbing on the field and the first question is home game or road game? And we end on the pope and a white socks cat.
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Summary of "Local Hour: Horseshoes and Hand Grenades (and Collusion)"
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Release Date: June 25, 2025
In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz engage in lively discussions covering a range of topics from personal anecdotes about parenting to in-depth analyses of NBA team strategies and labor issues within the NFL.
Timestamp: [01:04] - [05:03]
Dan Le Batard opens the episode by sharing humorous and relatable stories about the challenges of parenting. He recounts a situation involving his child’s gymnastics class, highlighting the anxieties parents often feel about their children's activities.
Notable Quote:
Dan Le Batard [01:14]:
"It's more of an off-air conversation. I'm not going to say, well, we're..."
Timestamp: [06:12] - [07:30]
The conversation shifts to Stugotz announcing his participation in an upcoming MMA event against Brad Tavares. He emphasizes the show's commitment to delivering unique and engaging content by involving themselves directly in events like MMA.
Notable Quote:
Stugotz [06:24]:
"I'm gonna go sparring with Brad Tavares in the middleweight division."
Timestamp: [07:30] - [15:24]
A substantial part of the episode is dedicated to dissecting the Boston Celtics' recent trades, specifically the acquisition of Jrue Holiday and Kristaps Porzingis. The hosts discuss the strategic financial maneuvers aimed at managing the team's salary cap while enhancing on-court performance.
Notable Quotes:
Billy [11:05]:
"The Celtics saved $180 million in tax penalties."
Chris Cote [10:46]:
"Anthony Simons, nice young player, one year left on his deal, good scorer."
Timestamp: [15:24] - [17:27]
Dan and his co-hosts delve into the complexities of the NBA's repeater tax, exploring how teams like the Celtics navigate these financial restrictions to build competitive rosters. They debate the potential necessity of making tough trade decisions, such as possibly trading Derrick White to stay under the tax threshold.
Notable Quote:
Billy [16:27]:
"Why would you trade Derrick White?"
Timestamp: [17:27] - [21:16]
The hosts express skepticism about how NBA front offices value players versus their contributions on the court. They use the Celtics as a case study to question the worth of trading established players for future assets, highlighting concerns over long-term team sustainability.
Notable Quote:
Chris Cote [18:09]:
"That's not the rate. That's the rate."
Timestamp: [21:26] - [23:02]
As NBA Draft Day approaches, the show transitions to discussing live watch parties and engaging the audience in real-time basketball analysis. The hosts share logistical challenges and humorous takes on preparing for the event.
Notable Quote:
Billy [22:07]:
"We're going to get Tim Kirkzin and we're at 6 o'clock tonight."
Timestamp: [26:14] - [37:29]
A heated segment addresses a report by Pablo Torre regarding potential collusion within the NFL players' union. The hosts debate why such significant stories receive minimal media coverage and explore the implications of labor relations on the integrity of professional sports.
Notable Quotes:
Billy [27:36]:
"The owners tried to keep the money down... by basically colluding."
Dan Le Batard [26:14]:
"Why isn't this a bigger story?"
Timestamp: [37:29] - [40:17]
The discussion evolves to examine how fans perceive labor disputes and ethical issues within sports organizations. The hosts debate whether today's fans prioritize team success over the welfare of players and question the societal implications of allowing business strategies to overshadow human considerations.
Notable Quote:
Jeremy [35:08]:
"As a fan, that's where I'm coming from. So, like, I don't care."
Timestamp: [40:29] - [43:23]
An emotional recounting of an incident involving a baseball player being heckled leads to a broader conversation about empathy and humanity in sports. The hosts highlight a moment where a player's personal tragedy was met with inappropriate reactions from the audience, emphasizing the need for respect and understanding.
Notable Quote:
Billy [40:36]:
"I give you guys a story about a guy sobbing on the field..."
Balancing Business and Humanity: The hosts consistently explore the tension between the business aspects of professional sports and the human elements involved, advocating for empathy towards players while scrutinizing financial and managerial decisions.
Media Influence on Sports Reporting: The discussion on NFL collusion underscores concerns about media partnerships influencing the coverage of critical labor issues, raising questions about journalistic integrity.
Fan Engagement and Awareness: There's a notable emphasis on how informed today's sports fans are and how their priorities shape the discourse around team management and league policies.
This episode offers a blend of personal storytelling and critical sports analysis, encouraging listeners to reflect on the complexities of sports management and the ethical responsibilities of those in positions of power within the industry.