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Dan LeBatard
You're listening to Giraffe Kings Network.
Stugotz
Wow.
Chris Cody
What's up?
Dan LeBatard
I just bought and financed a car through Carvana in minutes. You, the person who agonized four weeks over whether to paint your walls eggshell.
Chris Cody
Or off white, bought and financed a car in minutes.
Billy Gil
They made it easy.
Chris Cody
Transparent terms, customizable.
Dan LeBatard
Down and monthly.
Billy Gil
Didn't even have to do any paperwork.
Jessica
Wow.
Mike Ryan
Mm.
Dan LeBatard
Hey, have you checked out that spreadsheet I sent you for our dinner? Options Finance your car with carvana and experience total control financing subject to credit approval.
Chris Cody
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Billy Gil
Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Chris Cody
Well, I do know that to be true. But even during ad reads like Cuervo, I think he could lay out, especially for one of our great partners.
Billy Gil
Sweet, delicious Cuervo.
Chris Cody
Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion.
Billy Gil
Cuervo.
Chris Cody
So enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo. Cuervo, the tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com, please drink responsibly.
Billy Gil
Cuervo. Shadow Show.
Greg Cody
Shadow Show.
Billy Gil
Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
Chris Cody
Shadow Show.
Billy Gil
Shadow Show. Shadowing it.
Chris Cody
Shadowing it.
Billy Gil
Chris Director. Jason just came in here and he doesn't say very much. This was effusive for him. This was a champagne bottle opening. He said, last night's show, top three all time. And I'm like, that can't be right. That's in no way. Right? And then because I was staring at him, I just said, you mean since you've been here. Right. And he's been here 17 minutes. And the show last night, your thoughts today as we come in? A little broken. It seems like you guys are a little beat up today.
Tony
It was really fun. I don't have anything to talk about today, but last night, great time.
Billy Gil
Yeah, you don't have anything to say today? You're out of opinions. You just talked about college basketball so much last night.
Dan LeBatard
Sort of used it all last night.
Tony
Yeah, we do get some free golf today. That I'm excited about the players during the show.
Billy Gil
During the next two days, we're gonna have sports during the show. We're gonna have Major League baseball tomorrow at 6am that's back.
Chris Cody
No, it's not fake. It's back. If Ohtani is playing a meaningful game in Japan, you lock in. It's real.
Billy Gil
What do you mean it's fake?
Chris Cody
It's real. They've been doing this fake thing for 15 years plus. Honestly, probably even longer than that. You get on board.
Billy Gil
I don't understand the accusation of that's fake.
Stugotz
It's fake. What do you mean? It's not really, like, here's, here's how real it is. Every respect, self respecting baseball fantasy league drafts after these games are played because they're like, yeah, no, I'm not. I'm not drafting March 17th because we're going to go play two random games to pander internationally to grow the game and then we'll come back and then you're still going to play spring training games for two weeks and then the season is going to start next week. Like, no, that's fake. Okay? We can pretend it's real. It'll count in the record book, whatever. It's fake, not opening day.
Chris Cody
It's gonna feel plenty real at 9am tomorrow when we're locked in on a six inning.
Billy Gil
I just don't understand how you can.
Stugotz
Call something you understand. You understand, you know you understand.
Chris Cody
I think the gambit is we all acknowledge that this is a ridiculous thing, but we're happy for the action. No, we're not happy for the action.
Stugotz
No, come back after March Madness. Like, this is March Madness week. We don't need random baseball games as we come on, get out of here. And we have a championship game. And unrivaled tonight, like baseball. Stay in your lane. Homestead's coming this weekend. Like, it's a busy week. We don't need real baseball games that aren't real.
Chris Cody
Miami open too.
Dan LeBatard
I was there yesterday. I'm still recovering.
Billy Gil
Major League Baseball starts tomorrow.
Stugotz
No.
Billy Gil
It starts tomorrow.
Chris Cody
Who's toeing the slab?
Stugotz
Oh, come on, Dan. It's the biggest game of the season. First pitch, opening day, season starts. Who is it?
Chris Cody
Is Ohtani pitching this year or did they decide they're not going to do that anymore?
Stugotz
No, he's pitching.
Chris Cody
He's pitching.
Stugotz
I think Juan Soto's pitching with the contract that they gave him.
Chris Cody
I saw Joey Gallo said he's pitching now. It's something he said.
Stugotz
Yeah. Okay.
Billy Gil
What does that mean?
Chris Cody
I don't know.
Stugotz
Trevor Bauer. Trevor Bauer says he's pitching every year too. Then the team say, no, no, thank you.
Chris Cody
I don't know if Joey Gallo was trying to like pull a fast one on me, but he did say on social media that he's pitching now.
Stugotz
Okay.
Tony
Yamamoto will start for the Dodgers, game one.
Dan LeBatard
If I'm being honest, all I want to do today is watch more of the March Sadness submissions.
Tony
The fake Greg Cody.
Dan LeBatard
They were really funny.
Billy Gil
Okay. They were really funny. They were really funny, Dan. Yeah, but I'm afraid, Jessica, that much like you guys last night, we've used up all our good material.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, I know for a fact that's not true.
Tony
There's at least three or four other good ones.
Stugotz
I'm kidding. This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats podcast.
Billy Gil
See? Was that so hard? Righteous Gemstones just open with Baby Billy, and five minutes in, he's angry with his dick out. That's how you do it. I don't need a war scene. I don't need Bradley Cooper. I need jet packs and dick.
Tony
Spoiler alert.
Billy Gil
That's going to become a meme. Yes, that is.
Chris Cody
It's also SpaceX's tagline.
Billy Gil
White Lotus has a controversy because Jason Isaacs is running around saying that there's a double standard. He's not answering any more questions about his penis. And because. Because he's been accused of it being a prosthetic, the full frontal remains funny. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Great movie. Funny movie. That's the scene I remember. I don't know why it is that McBride likes it so much, but I think that's the reason, because you just can't lose with it. But it's still rare, is it not? How often do you. You got two shows on Max doing this, and White Lotus is in the middle of something of a controversy over it. But it's still a rare thing, right? I remember on network television, NYPD Blue, when it was a big deal that Sipowitz showed his ass on network television. And now we're starting the second episode of the fourth season of Righteous Gemstones. Last season of Righteous Gemstones. And Goggins has gone from. I don't know. When did you guys discover him? Because I remember him beginning his career with the Shield, and he was. And I don't. I don't. That's the first time I noticed him. His character was very good, but weak. And so to watch his acting evolution to, you know, the comedic Baby Billy is one of the best characters I've ever seen on television. Like, it's legitimately funny every time he's there. And it's just amazing to see his acting range go from what it was in the Shield. None of you guys watched the Shield, right?
Chris Cody
No, I watched it. I know that you were always, like, really big on the shield. I'm getting to it. Oh, what? Around to it.
Dan LeBatard
Justified he was in Hateful Eight. Those were all 2010s movies and shows, though the Shield was way back in the day. Dan. I never watched the Shield.
Billy Gil
Shield was groundbreaking television, and it was dirty and grittier than most. It was dangerous for its time because it was pushing boundaries. But when I ask you about the Full Frontal stuff, it's unusual to see it. Correct. Like, it's still.
Dan LeBatard
I don't think so anymore. HBO has really, in the last five years, I would say. I mean, even the last season of Righteous Gemstones that came out over a year ago spent a lot of penises.
Billy Gil
This is McBride.
Dan LeBatard
It doesn't shock me at all anymore.
Billy Gil
It still makes me laugh every time.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, it's still funny.
Tony
I agree with you on that.
Billy Gil
An enraged baby Billy taking no inventory. Like, where you can put those scenes to be funny is. Is something that I'm constantly laughing at regardless.
Chris Cody
Laugh Riot and Nosferatu, let me tell you. Let me ask you something. At what age did you decide not to use first names anymore? Goggins?
Billy Gil
No, I've done. First of all, I've started getting them wrong around here so often for five years.
Chris Cody
You're supposed to call attention to that.
Billy Gil
But. No, but I've always done. But I've done that because he's technically.
Chris Cody
Right and it's a smart thing to do.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gil
Well, my father called Larenaga Larry last night. Kept calling him Larry. And I'm aging poorly when it comes to remembering names in general. There's just some stuff that gets kicked out of the data bank, and that is one of them. Also. Baseball managers are another one.
Chris Cody
Oh, yeah.
Billy Gil
I'm just not paying any more attention to those.
Chris Cody
Smart thing to do.
Billy Gil
But when it comes to getting names. You guys have made fun of me about this for 20 years. Because I do this, I will call my friends by just their last name. You guys think that's weird? Like that's. It's something I've done since I was in my 20s.
Tony
I think. Friends, it's normal.
Chris Cody
Yeah. It's not. Yeah.
Tony
When you're just talking about random people you don't know, sometimes just the last names a little odd.
Billy Gil
I spit that at Laranega last night.
Chris Cody
Right.
Billy Gil
I didn't call him Jim. I just kept calling him Laranega.
Greg Cody
Coach.
Billy Gil
It is unclear. Mike Ryan. I don't know if you'll be disappointed by this. Can you guys get me the sound from last night? It is unclear. The group seemed to delight in wanting to ask Jim Laranega if he knew or liked you and When I say.
Chris Cody
The room, I heard about that.
Billy Gil
Well, when I say the room, seemed to delight in it. I could only tell from over here cuz I couldn't hear what they were doing. But all of them were wanting to figure out how to ask Larinaga the question. And then Billy eventually asked him. And Billy claimed afterward that he was forced to do it because no one else wanted to do it. But everybody wanted to do it. And so was it clear to you? I said it wasn't clear whether he knew you or not. The group says it is clear that he doesn't know you.
Chris Cody
I don't really know Jim all that much. I've been in places with him, but I haven't had a long conversation with him.
Dan LeBatard
There's the problem.
Stugotz
That's why he's gone.
Dan LeBatard
Well, but they weren't very good this year.
Billy Gil
I thought as one of the big boosters at the University of Miami and one of the influential voices on behalf of the University of Miami that of course he would know who you were.
Chris Cody
I mean, I don't know like it. I don't, I don't. I've had like small talk with, with Jim Laranega. But yeah, he wasn't like super engaged with certain he was a dick.
Stugotz
Just saying that's why he's gone. Just.
Chris Cody
It really seems like they have to pry a lot out of you, Billy.
Stugotz
I'm just trying to. I know how this one goes.
Chris Cody
Billy's idea. Then he wants someone else to do it.
Stugotz
Falsehoods.
Chris Cody
And then he's like, all right, I'll do it.
Stugotz
Falsehoods.
Dan LeBatard
Is that why you didn't come last night? You didn't want to?
Chris Cody
No, I didn't come. It was Pennzoil 400.
Tony
The players.
Chris Cody
The players. And Indian Wells and Stars ABS.
Dan LeBatard
The players got suspended at like 1pm yesterday.
Chris Cody
Players is going on right now. We got a three hole playoff. Three holes for roaring free golf.
Billy Gil
You're going to be fixated here. Is. Is he. This is. We're in the middle of it right now. It is golf live. And what, we're going to watch these three holes together? Yeah.
Chris Cody
Well, I mean you can watch it with me if you'd like, but I got, I got an eye towards this. Yeah, we got, we got three. It's a back. It's a back three.
Greg Cody
Right.
Chris Cody
It's a holes. So that means the island green's gonna rear its ugly head.
Billy Gil
You're watching this for Rory to fall apart. That's the reason you're watching.
Chris Cody
I also have a bet On Spawn.
Tony
I mean, we're watching because it's the players.
Jessica
Yeah, players.
Billy Gil
You guys enjoy saying that? Larenaga, let's play that sound here real quick and see, because I would just expect Jim Laranega as the. As the pillar of a coach for the University of Miami to know one of. One of his biggest media supporters.
Stugotz
Coach, when. When a player comes up to you and they says they want more money, do you call Mike Ryan directly or how does that work? Like, how do you get more money for the players?
Chris Cody
Do I call who they want to.
Billy Gil
Know if Mike Ryan is somebody that you like or know Mike Ryan, who's on our show. Who is one of your Mike. Biggest boosters at home?
Tony
I think one of those, you know, if you see him type guys, probably.
Chris Cody
So is he a booster? Can I get some money from him for nil?
Stugotz
You could or ask.
Chris Cody
It's a golden cane, I think. I don't know if that means something.
Billy Gil
He told a couple of great stories last night, one of them I've heard before. All of his players coming in after the final four, eight of them saying, great season. Coach loved it. I'm going into the transfer portal. That he thought for the first time about leaving the sport right then. But the better story, the more memorable story is the apocalypse that was his high school diet. Ten Reese's Pieces every. I'm sorry, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Ten of them for lunch every day for four years. It is a miracle that man is still standing in front of us. The human body is not meant to eat like that for years. And I got up this morning and asked him a question because I failed to ask it journalistically last night. How do you feel about those now? When's the last time that you ate one? Because I would imagine you'd be disgusted by them. Wouldn't you guys? Wouldn't you imagine that if you put it on the poll at LeBatard show, if you had Reese's peanut butter cup every day, 10 every day for four years, would they disgust you later in life?
Chris Cody
Never.
Tony
Yes. I get sick of anything, dude.
Dan LeBatard
Yes.
Chris Cody
Never.
Dan LeBatard
There was one Easter season where I had like one Reese's Egg a day for like two weeks. And I don't think I've had a Reese's Egg since.
Billy Gil
Is there a food that can break over this barrier that you wouldn't ever get disgusted by? Because I failed to ask him that question last night. But when. When I got home, I was. I. Because I was thinking to myself, that seems like after two weeks, that would Be too decadent for even a child or a teenager to be eating that. To be eating that for four years every day for lunch because it cost 50 cents and that's all you had. That seemed to be something that I could go tired of very quickly. But let's play this clip here. And mysteriously, weirdly, I never figured out why this was. The Underdogs were still hanging around at var point during this interview.
Tony
We're gonna save the coachell clip for the break because it's a long five minute clip. So we're not gonna play the food one right now.
Billy Gil
Okay. But. All right, very good. So we've got here, though, the Underdogs, guys. I thought it would be funny to open the show today with them still here, just wandering around. We were all confused by why it is that they wouldn't leave. Correct.
Tony
It was odd but delightful. They were very helpful. Great info.
Billy Gil
But why wouldn't they leave? Go ahead and play the clip.
Tony
Let's go to them now. They're actually here.
Billy Gil
Oh, they are there. Okay, so forgive me. I thought because it was in the preview and because I didn't realize that they were there.
Tony
You thought that was a clipping?
Billy Gil
Yes, I thought that. I. I'm sorry. So now they're back.
Chris Cody
No, they've actually never left. They've been there. That's a screen that's on all the time for them.
Stugotz
Hey, guys.
Billy Gil
Hey.
Stugotz
Hey.
Tyler
When's breakfast? We've been waiting. Where's our meal?
Jessica
Nobody knows who's where. That's why we're still here.
Dan LeBatard
You know, that's a fair point.
Chris Cody
The most important part of comedy is the timing.
Dan LeBatard
Did you guys have fun last night? We had fun. Did you have fun on the show?
Jessica
We had a huge amount. We had fun the whole time. We got to this. We got to meet filler witch too.
Tyler
That's why we haven't left.
Jessica
We're still here.
Billy Gil
Can you guys explain to us having. Because you guys came on with us last night immediately after the tournament, and I was wondering if there was anything in the analysis afterward that you. That you were not prepared to give us at the time.
Tyler
Oh, good question. We didn't talk about Colorado State over. Over Memphis. Right.
Jessica
I thought the seating was pretty good this year. So I have no. I have no qualms. Usually I'm boiling mad about something. But if your biggest problem is Colorado State and Memphis.
Tyler
Yeah, we gave our big upsets, but we didn't mention the Rams.
Jessica
Oh, you mean in terms of who could win?
Tyler
Oh, yeah. Ram it down their Throats.
Jessica
It seems by the horns.
Billy Gil
It seemed, though, that the big story of the day, where people are always looking to find some sort of outrage wherever it is, that they can find it because we enjoy it so much. It seemed like the big story was that North Carolina made it in and the conspiracy of that.
Stugotz
Yes.
Tyler
And it's, like, totally tying into the era we're living in where conspiracies are taken as fact. So when Bubba Cunningham says, this is the protocol, I'm not in the room. Stuff like this happens every year. You've got 50 articles coming out within five minutes. Travesty. North Carolina gets in and their. Their ad is to blame. Like, are we at the point where we can't take anything at face value anymore?
Jessica
I think it was cool, though, that he had to explain that he had a duck into the bathroom every time they talked about North Carolina.
Tyler
By the way, I feel good for. I'm happy for Jalen Withers, who I would not have wanted to be that kid and cost your team an NCAA Tournament berth on a lane violation.
Billy Gil
Can we play the sound, please, of Bubba Cunningham? It's wonderful to have him actually named Bubba. Can we just play the sound of him saying, I didn't have anything to do with this.
Jessica
You know, all the policies and procedures were followed. And Keith can address exactly how North.
Billy Gil
Carolina was discussed, because I was not in room for any of that. Yeah, thanks, Bubba and Seth, I appreciate the question. As the vice chair, I managed all the conversations that we had about North Carolina. We had quite a few. Our policies require the AD of any school to recuse themselves and actually leave the room for those discussions. And they're not allowed to participate in any vote as well. So we follow those. Had lots of discussions about North Carolina, Peter.
Jessica
I think mathematically that's absurd. All right. I don't indulge in conspiracy theories, but every change to a network of data affects all the members of the network. If you're not talking about North Carolina, you're talking about teams that either played North Carolina or played their opponents or are going to be affected if North Carolina is in or out. So that's. That's kind of a shady remark. I thought.
Billy Gil
Shadiness. We. Oh, look at Jessica, delighted by the shadiness.
Dan LeBatard
Ooh.
Billy Gil
Yeah.
Chris Cody
I don't know much about Quad One, but that's bad.
Billy Gil
There is some shadiness going on. We do need some form of controversy. Right? There aren't 68 teams worthy of this tournament, are there?
Jessica
What do you think? I think there are at least 64. 64 works pretty well.
Tyler
I mean, D1 keeps growing and growing. I don't want to see expansion, but it's inevitable. But these teams are good, man. The 12 seeds, good teams.
Billy Gil
But if you're not making this particular tournament, you can't complain very much when they're allowing a team with a 6 and 12 record in the SEC into the tournament, right?
Tyler
Yeah, I'd say so. The problem is because of conference expansion, these teams are, yes, they're all going to have six and 12 records in the SEC, but they're still better than, you know, anyone outside of the Power 5, pretty much. So it's. It's. Expansion is basically taking away your chance to be a solid team in a smaller conference.
Jessica
I see what you're getting at, but if you really want controversy, you got to get into the women's tournament. That's where the Met the analytics are not fully caught up yet. That's where you have 13 and 14 seeds who are wildly different strengths. That's where you have less consolidation of the greatest teams among, you know, two conferences. That's where the Wild west is now. That's where there's a lot more subjectivity.
Dan LeBatard
Okay, can we talk about this? Because I've seen a lot of college basketball coaches very upset about, you know, South Carolina not upset about being the 1 overall seed with a tougher schedule, even though they lost to UCLA. UCLA with the overall 1 seed with a weaker non conference schedule. UConn mad because Geno says there's not enough Big east teams in the tournament. There's a lot of upset college basketball coaches who, by the way, all are. These are all like one or two seeds we're talking about who had pretty, like South Carolina's got a pretty good setup for, for making the Final Four here. But what are your thoughts on. On all of that controversy today?
Jessica
I think that a lot of teams have a lot of points to make and they're all talking up because, you know, in the. On the men's side, the metrics in the process are pretty well set. On the women's side, it's a lot more nebulous. And so everybody thinks they have a case to make. I think UConn has a case to make to be number one. And I think South Carolina, after they got smoked by UConn, then all they did was go out and in turn destroy like about seven of the best teams in the country. I don't know why NC State is a number two. See, I can't. They're like the 20th best team in the country maybe. So there's a lot of. There's a lot of weird stuff because there's a lot more wiggle room.
Tyler
But it's fun because we need more coaches hating each other and who are angry all the time, especially as like the older men's coaches have led the game because of nil. And so, so the, the women are picking up the slack and I like it.
Billy Gil
At 6pm tonight, these two guys will be live on DraftKings and the Underdogs information is better than most you will find anywhere. It's really data driven. Last question before I let you go. Given what you just said about the women's tournament, is there more betting value over there?
Jessica
I would think yes. But the thing you have to remember is there's still like we're talking about more parity among the women's teams. It's not really there yet. I mean there are 20 or 30 teams that are really, really good now. They kind of crush underdogs and they compete among themselves. It's not to the point where there's 40 or 50. The talent isn't as dispersed as we want to think it is. Yet the best teams are still so much better than the rest of the field that it's hard to make money betting on underdogs in the women's tournament.
Billy Gil
How many for now, how many of the teams Jordan can win the championship in the women's tournament and how many of the teams can actually win the championship in the men's women's side?
Tyler
Peter, what would you say? Realistic shot, about eight? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jessica
I'd say about eight.
Tyler
And on the men's side, I think you've got a real top six. And then a drop off could a seven or an eight. A Michigan State, a St. John's win.
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Tyler
But I think it the four big SEC teams, Duke and Houston. And there's a drop.
Billy Gil
Thank you, gentlemen. I thought that that was all great, but especially the onboarding. I thought that was the best. That was really strong of the whole interview. Thank you. I do appreciate that. And I appreciate your time last night as well.
Stugotz
The clip.
Chris Cody
Do.
Tyler
Do we have to leave now?
Jessica
You know we will be here whenever you need us. We literally will be here whenever you need.
Billy Gil
Thank you. Thank you. I do appreciate. It would be funny if you guys popped out of the sky later as a thread throughout this interview just giving controversy because our commentary.
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Tony
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Billy Gil
Comfortable talking about how you met your Wife, how much you love her, how important she is to you. And that's the reason that I asked the question. I've always admired that about you, that you are. You have no problems whatsoever professing your love. Well, the thing is, I have a new wife now. You know, me and Bianca didn't make it, so I moved on. We moved on. It was for the better, for both of us. Stugats.
Greg Cody
Things just got a little awkward there. So let me be the first on this show to congratulate you on the new wife. Vince. Congratulations on. On feeling whole. Feeling complete, you know, let's talk tailgating.
Billy Gil
Yeah, don't be. Don't. Don't feel awkward, buddy.
Stugotz
You know, I don't.
Greg Cody
I mean, it's much too late for that.
Billy Gil
I appreciate you soothing me in this regard, but I already feel terribly awkward. And then my teammate comes to my defense with not a question, but just a healthy congratulations and the further pointing out of that awkwardness, because he's always good for me in those spots. I'm also thinking of divorce, Vince, after Many, many years, 18 years with a partner who does things like that to you.
Stugotz
This is the Dan Levatar show with the stool guards.
Billy Gil
I will explain to the audience what happened there. It was not clear. Correct. It was not in any way clear what happened.
Chris Cody
It was clear that we screwed that up. Very clear.
Billy Gil
Well, I didn't know we were doing that. I had mentioned while I was walking into the studio if it would have been funny if we had thought to do. This is how I thought we were going to do it. If we had thought to. I didn't think those guys would be immediately available and have them drop out of the sky 10 minutes into the interview.
Stugotz
The player was immediately available yesterday. And we didn't plan that.
Billy Gil
The player.
Dan LeBatard
That's a good point.
Stugotz
We forgot his name. Tyler, Granny, whatever his name is.
Tony
35% granny shooter.
Billy Gil
That part was funny. I. You gave me that stat when we were talking to Kyler Filow, which, if you weren't on with us yesterday, if you weren't listening, he was shooting 30% from the free throw line. And then they flew in. Rick Barry and I failed to ask the question. And how much did you actually improve? Because during the interview, Chris Cody said to me he's improved from 30 to 35% shooting free throws. That's not much of an improvement to fly Rick Barry in for.
Tony
Agreed. And his overall season percentage is lower than 35.
Stugotz
It's.
Tony
He did 30% regular style, and then when he switched to granny, he's shot 35%. So his season total I believe is somewhere in the middle there. But if you break them down just by the types of throw of shots. Yes, it's 35% granny, 30% regular. It's an unbelievably bad both ways.
Billy Gil
He's our player, right? He's ours. He's our adopted player now for the first round. So now we are. We are all in on Wofford.
Chris Cody
Sure. Play the clip.
Dan LeBatard
I've been to Spartanburg.
Billy Gil
You understand why I said play the clip.
Chris Cody
No, I don't understand anything that happened.
Billy Gil
Okay, well, I will explain to you what happened.
Stugotz
We could just move on.
Chris Cody
I don't want. You know what? I don't want to. In fact, what is happening right now, what is. Oh, I'm sorry. He's fired up. I'm sorry. I'm going to give him the full bet. The metrics support North Carolina being in the tournament.
Billy Gil
We're number 33 in Ken Palm.
Chris Cody
We're number 36 in the net ranking.
Billy Gil
And even then where North Carolina.
Chris Cody
You're Boise State. That's why we're in the tournament.
Tony
Do you believe Bubba wasn't in the room or in the room where it happens?
Chris Cody
This guy just maybe Bubba Cunningham had something to do with it. Yes. We lost to Kansas. We lost to Michigan State. We lost to Alabama. We're 1 in 12 against teams in the tournament. But again, Indiana. Cry me a river.
Tony
Wow, he's ready for baseball wearing a cup shirt.
Billy Gil
Crimea River.
Dan LeBatard
Tell us about Bill Belichick ccing his girlfriend on his email.
Chris Cody
I have a take on this. I have a take on this. This is an old person thing. Yeah, it's an old person thing. Hell, it's not even that much of an old person thing. It's like I'm in a relationship kind of thing and she handles my entire calendar. I've been on emails where Dan's just like, cc Valerie. I've been the person that's been like, just text Cynthia and figure it out. Like, this is just an old person relationship thing. I don't have control of my schedule anymore. I don't have the energy or bandwidth to fight over it because I'm disorganized. Just CC her. My life's a lot easier.
Billy Gil
So it's interesting that that is the place that you take that particular story. What about this one? Because this picture that we were showing yesterday of Bill Belichick doing yoga on the beach, to me, the thing about that picture is somebody has to be asked to take It. And then it gets dispersed. So there is a decision. Right.
Tony
That looks like a propped phone just like leaned up.
Stugotz
That's on the sand.
Tyler
Yeah.
Chris Cody
If I had to guess, this is a timer.
Billy Gil
Okay. So if they're doing it by timer, they're also doing something that they, they want this out there. And do you think, like, I'd like to know the marketing and business strategy of what is presently happening here. What is, what is going on with what it is that Bill Belichick is trying to do with this portion of his career where Pablo Torre is reporting that his girlfriend is, is basically his manager and agent. So there is a. There. Now they're on Hard Knocks. And now the reinvention of a legend begins in his 70s.
Chris Cody
They're not on Hard Knocks. They're doing their own thing.
Stugotz
Yeah, that got pulled.
Chris Cody
It's not Hard Knocks branded, but they're still gonna be doing a show. That's kind of invasive.
Billy Gil
Okay.
Chris Cody
My point is as he doesn't have any practice jersey numbers on which I know this seems like revolutionary. He did it in New England. Let me just say. Randy Shannon did this down here. It was a disaster. It's terrible for the coaches. They're all wearing helmets. How can you tell?
Billy Gil
My question to you guys is because this is a fairly stunning thing to see. I guess we can normalize it, but it's all fairly stunning. To look at the entirety of this story. This is the best football coach there's ever been in America's most popular sport. What just happened on the television?
Chris Cody
The Island Green, Dan. The Island Green.
Tony
Rory took a one shot lead on the first playoff hole. And in this, on the second playoff hole, Spawn, who's down a stroke, just hit it in the water. So it's looking good for Rory here to win this.
Billy Gil
What are you feeling about roaring?
Chris Cody
Oh, that Alan Green, man. I get you 17 TPC sawgrass, man, not Clutch, man. Legacies are made.
Stugotz
The players, players.
Billy Gil
I want to take you through this story because it is fascinating. The coach for our times. The best word association. Name a great coach if you're of this generation. Last 20 years, Belichick, Saban, Those are the top of the list because that's the known sport. He's in his 70s, can't get a job anywhere in professional football, goes to college and now has his career being helped and aided. Old person thing, whatever. By a 24 year old who loves him.
Chris Cody
What? I'm not getting into that.
Billy Gil
But I'm, I'm, I'm.
Chris Cody
How am I supposed to know?
Billy Gil
Okay. But they're okay.
Chris Cody
They seem pretty serious. And he seems oddly flexible for his age. Put a ring on that finger.
Stugotz
It's IG official. Like that's not nothing.
Chris Cody
Yeah, I'm not. This is somehow more reckless than the LeBron thing.
Billy Gil
What's reckless?
Chris Cody
Does she love him? I'm not.
Billy Gil
No, I wasn't love. It sounded like there was a question and it sounded like there's a question mark in it.
Chris Cody
Whatever. I'm going to be your friend here. You got some blind spots here, pal. All right. There's some blind spots here. Valerie helps you out a ton with stuff. She is your anchor. I think that's all that's happening right here. She's his manager as she's his partner and they're doing partner things.
Billy Gil
That is correct. And they're building the business of Bill Belichick back up and I'd like to explore it as they traffic in not caring. Whatever is. The assessments are from afar. I do not have blind spots here.
Chris Cody
She's young. She posts. She's like, she's ig. She's that IG age.
Stugotz
I think we're acting like she's using Bill Belichick. As if 70 year old Bill Belichick being with a 29 year old or whatever is not like he's getting something out of this exchange. I think Bill very well knows what's going on here.
Chris Cody
I think he's happy with it. He looks super happy. This is.
Stugotz
Did you see him at the museum?
Chris Cody
Yeah.
Stugotz
Check out the post before him at a museum is amazing. You're gonna love it.
Chris Cody
He's always been lovey dovey with long term girlfriends. Like he's dressed up as pirates. Like I saw him at like the Gronk beach house. Like he loves to have a good time and he's super public. This is the first time that he's dated. It's the first time he's dated someone that's a little bit more active when it comes to social media posting. But Bill Low key has always kind of been like this.
Billy Gil
This is not, though, the part that I'm interested in. I'm interested in whoever manages and markets the last part of this and however they manage and market it, it's a man who's a legend whose name has been tarnished so much that his league says, hey, come interview for the Atlanta job three times. No, you can't have it. We don't want you wants to work in the pros. Says he'll work for any bad team. No is the answer at Every stop because of how he's doing it. And then he goes to college humbled, not employed in the sport that he loves, where he is the legend who was going to get Don Shul his record, most wins ever. And then an Apple docu series scorches him in 10 episodes because Kraft burns the bridge to whatever that excellence was. And now he has to try and reinvent himself at 70. What an interesting way to do it. What a fascinating way to do it.
Stugotz
But it's also coaching cycles, right? Like, if Bill Belichick would have sat out another year too, he would have been back in the NFL. That's just kind of how it happens. Like, when Bill Cower left, everyone's like, coward, coward, Cower. Because he would say no. Like, eventually, just because of the NFL and the fact that they don't really give that many new people opportunities. Like, they all eventually get another job. He just got tired of waiting and he wanted to do this. And, like, it wasn't like he went begging to North Carolina. He found a program that was desperate enough to give him everything that he wanted. And, like, they put him in a position where he couldn't say no because they gave him everything.
Dan LeBatard
May I also just add that I don't find anything remotely new or shocking about an older man having a hot young girlfriend.
Chris Cody
To me, the only interesting.
Dan LeBatard
Happens a lot.
Chris Cody
To me, the interesting part about this is whether or not it succeeds or fails or if he even gives it long enough to do that. In college, staffs generally need, like, three years to put their program in place. He is approaching this differently in terms of talent acquisition. It hasn't gone the way that most people think it would have gone for. It's still super early. And it's hard to judge when a new coach jumps in in an offseason like that. But, okay, you think that you're smarter. You think hiring your friends like Lombardi is going to work out for you on this level. And I'm really interested to see if it actually does.
Stugotz
Both the coaching and the relationship, if we're being honest, are probably gonna end horribly. Like, this isn't gonna go well on either front. But he's having the time of his life now. Going to museums. He's doing the beach photo. Like, he seems to be having fun. He's in the Duncan commercials. Like, let him have his moment because, like, North Carolina is not gonna be a national power and a 29 year old is not gonna be around Bill Belichick forever. Probably.
Billy Gil
Can you.
Chris Cody
Well, he's cuz he's gonna die first, obviously, that's what is that what you're getting at is she could be there for his forever.
Tony
I mean, Billy, you were skeptical of their love.
Stugotz
I mean, I'm skeptical.
Tony
You're just like, she's not gonna stay with him.
Stugotz
I mean, it's probably not, but look, here's the deal, right? When you're like 28, 29, like this is a powerful person, right? But like when you realize that, like all of his friends are 70 and you're going to like a 73 year old's birthday party and you're hanging out with just a bunch of 70 year olds. Yeah. And it's like, oh, what are we going to do this weekend? Well, the Lombardis are having us over for a 5:30 dinner. Things are going to get wild. I don't know about. I want to sign up for this forever. Even though forever is not that long.
Chris Cody
It's not his network. He goes on the boat, he goes to, he goes to parties. Like, he, he is a, He's a fun guy.
Tony
He for sure calls it supper too.
Billy Gil
There's Stu involved.
Chris Cody
They've been together for a long time. I'm pretty sure, like, she, they seem like they really like each other. She's wearing jackets.
Dan LeBatard
I hope everyone is having a fun time. It appears that they are. I don't, I see it and I'm like, huh, that's wild. I, I would, I would have never pictured Bill Belichick doing this because he was Mr. Serious all the time. But then the initial sort of shock wore off and I'm like, cool. They're just in a relationship.
Stugotz
I hope that everyone gets out of this relationship what they're hoping to get out of this relationship. And it's 100% supper and it's 100% soup because the poly grip, not that strong.
Tony
Let's not forget he.
Chris Cody
We've.
Tony
We played videos for years of him jumping off boats. This guy's always liked a good time.
Chris Cody
Yeah, he really has.
Billy Gil
The part actually about this that is most interesting to me is that I think most people are coming by Billy's opinion on this is all going to fail as it regards the football. And to me, that part's confusing because you've told me for 25 years that this is a genius that knows more than everything everyone else. You take Tom Brady from him and all of a sudden it has no values in the amateur ranks. It doesn't have some sort of advantage they don't have because they're not as professional to Him. Why are we spending so much time propping up that Bill Belichick is the reason for winning and then turning around when he goes to North Carolina and saying he will not have any substantive advantages there?
Stugotz
Well, because the way that college athletic works, it's not set up for him to be successful. His success was not just Tom Brady, but it was because he was the dictator of an entire system that he ran in New England where you came in and you knew you were signing up for that system. The way college athletics are now, you just basically have to pay the best 18 year old and if they don't like it or if they succeed, they can go to a school that can pay them more than North Carolina can probably pay them with a better, a better pedigree than North Carolina. Or if you sign someone up to be the backup, they can then leave the next year. So like it's a different system where Bill Belichick is going to have to change the way that he's done things and he's going to have to do that now at like 72 years old with 18 year olds who are just looking for more money and they're not going to buy into the patriot way, which is what we always talked about. Why Bill Belichick was successful because of this whole system that he set up where the players didn't really have much of a say in anything and they just had to do whatever he wanted. And that's just not the case of college football right now with nil money.
Chris Cody
Well, also his approach is more of like a development. I'm really good at developing players. Tom Brady was a six round draft pick. I'm going to scout guys, I'm going to have these, these gems that you find and develop them. But that takes time. Does the oldest coach have time? Does what he brings in with his prestige afford him that kind of time? Does he get bored with it and wants to jump back to the NFL or does this experience make him a bigger punchline in the NFL and he's probably closing those doors that he still seemingly is interested in walking through.
Stugotz
Yeah. There's also questions as to how committed he actually is to this process. Right when we saw like the specifics of, well, he hadn't actually signed his contract yet and there's outs where it would only cost a million dollars if he left for an NFL job before certain dates. Like maybe Bill Belichick falls in love with being a college coach and he really enjoys North Carolina. You see him at basketball games with recruits. He seems to be Buying in. Right. But we also don't know how long this experiment is actually going to last.
Billy Gil
The part that's just confusing to me is that there's. And those are all reasonable questions. You're just telling me that whatever he's had, that is the advantages for 25 years are so worth nothing that you don't think he can even bring what Deion Sanders brought at the beginning. Because Deion Sanders came with two actual players. And you're telling me Belichick's not even worth that? That the questions are so strong and all of that is fair. Everything you've said is fair as a question, but they're so strong that you're willing to turn it into a doubt that will make him an immediate failure and you're adding to it. I'm not sure he cares that much about this part.
Stugotz
I mean, I didn't go that strong on any of that. I said that it's just assuming that it's going to be a success is not necessarily the case. But like, there's also a very big difference in Deion Sanders ability to recruit and built Belichicks. Right. Like, there's a relatability there that's different. It's not just they were successful at what they did. Like Bill Belichick was kind of told by the NFL, you don't have it anymore and we're not going to bring you back and we're not going to give you like you were the greatest coach ever. But also time has passed you by and we don't know if you can do it without a quarterback because you haven't proven us that you can do it without a quarterback yet. So, like, it's not me saying it. That's like the message the NFL delivered to him. What I'm saying is I don't know that what he did successfully in the NFL translates over to present day college football.
Chris Cody
He's going to attempt what the vision, at least for year one, is. I have a coaching advantage because I'm the greatest head coach of all time. When the bright lights go on that Monday night against tcu, you know you've got the smarter coach on your sideline and certainly the more prestigious one. And I will develop these kids. I mean, if I'm a college football fan, that's all I have to believe in right now for North Carolina because that's all he's shown me. He's not walking in the door with Travis Hunter and I think that's a little bit of a surprise. But again, he doesn't he's not from this world. At least Deion was at Jackson State. He knew how to recruit talent. He knew how to walk in the door with a lot of talent. It's a whole new base level of skill that he's got to learn or at least build a program good enough that it makes it easier for him.
Stugotz
The 18 year olds he's trying to recruit. Also, though, like the last time Bill Belichick was Bill Belichick, they were probably like 10.
Dan LeBatard
I think we could actually make this more fun. Let's just go through a list of the ACC coaches and we can. Which ones we know for a fact Bill Belichick is better than as a coach. Pat Narduzzi. Let's start with the obvious there. Manny Diaz.
Chris Cody
He's a better head coach than all of them.
Billy Gil
Jessica.
Chris Cody
No, but this is.
Billy Gil
This is the part that I find. This is the part that I find funny.
Dan LeBatard
It's Claen retired.
Chris Cody
Big year for NC State. I feel like this is finally the make or break year for Doran.
Dan LeBatard
Brent Proud, for sure.
Chris Cody
Oh, Pry's a good one. I like Pry. I'm a Pry guy. Big Pry guy.
Dan LeBatard
Really?
Chris Cody
Yeah. Love Brent Pry.
Dan LeBatard
That's just because they almost beat.
Chris Cody
Well, they owe Miami. And whenever he's overmatched, he will design a game plan to actually try to make that a winnable game for Georgia.
Dan LeBatard
Speaking of Mario, for sure.
Chris Cody
Yeah, easily. Well, at least I know Lombardi feels that way.
Dan LeBatard
I maybe put Dabo because Dabo's won a couple national championships.
Chris Cody
Bill's the best coach in college football in terms of X's and O's.
Dan LeBatard
I'd say Dabo is probably better than Bill right now. But subject to change. All you have to do is win the acc, Dan, and you get in the playoffs.
Chris Cody
Is that all you have to do?
Billy Gil
The part that I think is funniest about this is how much of that tactical advantage can anyone listening to this actually quantify? Because we can all think that Belichick will obviously have a coaching advantage over Mario Cristobal. And yet you're telling me that when that that produces a result, it's not going to be North Carolina actually being good at football in an enduring way. He. And he's going to go to every one of those games with that kind of tactical advantage and none of us will have a way of seeing it actually play out in a way that we believe in right now as we talk about it. You make fun of it, but a guy who's a genius, an alleged genius, is going to come to the sport and not actually have a tactical advantage. It matters.
Chris Cody
I actually do think it matters as a fan of a program that is often inside that conference more talented than its opponents. But there's deficiencies at head coach in terms of tactical advantage. We've lost to a ton of opponents over the last 21 years that quantifiably have smarter staffs than Miami and the talent gap. You see the composite recruiting rankings. Miami's only been to Charlotte like once in its history since they joined the acc, so I'm a big believer in that in in this conference especially.
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Chris Cody
Yep.
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz – Episode Summary: Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D*
Release Date: March 17, 2025
From the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, along with co-hosts Billy Gil and Chris Cody, dive deep into a myriad of topics ranging from pop culture and television to college athletics and betting insights. This episode, titled "Local Hour: I Need Jetpacks and D***," offers listeners a blend of humor, critical analysis, and engaging discussions. Below is a detailed summary capturing the essence of the episode's key segments.
Righteous Gemstones and Acting Evolution
The episode kicks off with a discussion about the television show Righteous Gemstones, specifically highlighting the character Baby Billy. Billy Gil praises the character's comedic prowess, stating, "He [Baby Billy] is one of the best characters I've ever seen on television. It's legitimately funny every time he's there." The hosts delve into the evolution of actors, using Billy's transition from The Shield to Righteous Gemstones as a case study.
Breaking Boundaries in Television Content
The conversation shifts to broader television content, comparing shows like White Lotus and Full Frontal. Billy Gil reflects on the changing landscape of TV, noting, "Shield was groundbreaking television, and it was dirty and grittier than most. It was dangerous for its time because it was pushing boundaries." Dan LeBatard concurs, adding, "HBO has really, in the last five years, I would say... even the last season of Righteous Gemstones... doesn't shock me at all anymore."
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Interactions with Coach Jim Laranega
A significant portion of the episode centers around University of Miami's athletic policies and interactions with Coach Jim Laranega. The hosts discuss the challenges faced by Billy Gil in connecting with Laranega, leading to humorous exchanges about name memorization. Billy mentions, "I've been in places with him, but I haven't had a long conversation with him," highlighting the disconnect.
Player Management and Transfer Portal Insights
The discussion delves into player management, with Billy Gil recounting stories from his interactions. He poses a critical question to Laranega: "How do you feel about [eating Reese's Peanut Butter Cups every day for four years]?" The conversation underscores the pressures and decisions within college athletics, especially regarding player transfers and financial incentives.
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Live Coverage of Roaring Free Golf
Transitioning to sports beyond basketball, the hosts engage in a lively discussion about live golf playoffs. Billy Gil teases about watching for Rory's performance, stating, "You're watching this for Rory to fall apart. That's the reason you're watching." Chris Cody counters, highlighting strategic plays, "The Island Green's gonna rear its ugly head."
Betting Insights and Player Performance
The segment also touches on betting strategies, with Tyler and Jessica providing insights into potential betting values in both men's and women's tournaments. They discuss the nuances of team performances and the implications of conference expansions on betting odds.
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North Carolina's Controversial Inclusion
A heated debate ensues around North Carolina's inclusion in the NCAA tournament. The hosts analyze the legitimacy of their participation, touching upon conspiracy theories and the integrity of the selection process. Billy Gil questions, "But if you're not making this particular tournament, you can't complain very much when they're allowing a team with a 6 and 12 record in the SEC into the tournament, right?"
Betting Value in the Women's Tournament
Jessica and Tyler explore the betting landscape of the women's tournament, discussing the parity among teams and the potential for underdog victories. Jessica notes, "I think there are at least 64. 64 works pretty well." The conversation underscores the challenges and opportunities within women's college basketball betting.
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Coaching Strategy and Relationship Dynamics
One of the standout discussions revolves around the legendary coach Bill Belichick's unexpected move to North Carolina. The hosts dissect the potential challenges and implications of his transition from the NFL to college football. Stugotz expresses skepticism about Belichick's adaptation, stating, "His success was not just Tom Brady, but it was because he was the dictator of an entire system that he ran in New England."
Belichick's Personal Life and Public Perception
The episode further explores Belichick's personal life, particularly his relationship with a younger girlfriend who also serves as his manager. The hosts debate the authenticity and potential longevity of their relationship, with Billy Gil remarking, "This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats podcast." Dan LeBatard adds a light-hearted perspective, "I don't find anything remotely new or shocking about an older man having a hot young girlfriend."
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This episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz masterfully intertwines discussions on pop culture, sports controversies, and high-profile coaching dynamics. Through insightful analysis and candid conversations, the hosts offer listeners both humor and depth, making it a compelling listen for fans keen on the intersection of sports and culture.
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