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Stugats
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Stugats
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats podcast. I was already excited to be in Miami. I am so excited to be in this room with these specific people we have on the show today. It's gonna be David. I don't want to set expectations too high, but when I tell you that Steve, God, I sound Like Dan, when I say when I tell you, when.
David Samson
I tell what I find interesting.
Stugats
I'm. I can't.
Amin Alhassan
What am I supposed to do with all of this?
Stugats
Stephen A. Smith is polling in actual polls for candidate, Democratic candidate for president. And that's not what we're doing to lead the show, just to give you.
Amin Alhassan
A sense of it, is it not.
Stugats
We're not. We're not going to.
Amin Alhassan
You mean to tell me I'm leading in polls and you don't want to talk about it? This is despicable by you.
David Samson
Pablo, that was decent. That's not. Lorne Michaels wouldn't call you back. Do better. Try again right now.
Amin Alhassan
Here we go. David Sampson, who I know very, very well.
Stugats
Oh, there it is.
Amin Alhassan
Wants to say that my Stephen A. Smith isn't up to par for Lorne Michaels and snl. Let me tell you something. SNL been on the air for 65 years.
Chris Cody
Oh, come on. It's a good show.
Amin Alhassan
Oh.
Jeremy
Ooh.
Stugats
So. So, wow.
David Samson
We'll lose Lorne Michaels.
Stugats
The emergence of executive producer Chris Cody is a subplot that I was not totally prepared for when I got here, but he is. He's in full bloom. He's. He's heat checking.
Pablo Torre
Chris Cody, who came in saying bowling, maybe got to him a little bit last night.
Jeremy
Wow.
Chris Cody
Long night of bowling.
Stugats
Where were you, Chris? I want to go around the room. Where were all of us when we found out? And let's get Pat Riley in the room, by the way. He's not here. Get him back. Thank you. Where were you when you found out that we're going to laugh at the Miami.
Chris Cody
I was at a bowling alley and you could see. Yeah, with my dad. My dad actually had to leave after game three games is usually bowling. After game two, it happened like, midway through game two, he got a call from his boss. He's like, guys, I got to go. Wow.
David Samson
Right from the alley.
Chris Cody
I was like, you should, like, just, like, dictate it. So, yeah, I was there and I just saw people, like, looking at their phones. It was one of those things. Well, that was startling to see that hand enter the room.
Amin Alhassan
I just saw a finger pointing at me.
David Samson
There's really no reason for you to have been late, though.
Chris Cody
No, I mean, me being late had nothing to do.
Stugats
I thought you were talking bowling.
Chris Cody
Yeah, me being late was me waking up at 7:15 and my wife being like, are you going to work today?
David Samson
And I was like, huh? Yeah, it was bad.
Jeremy
It's nothing to do with bowling, though.
David Samson
Nothing to do with you can't leave Pat. For those of you watching on Dan LeBatard Network, are you. We're going to leave him right there. Right behind Pop. Was he pointing. Is he pointing at you?
Amin Alhassan
He's reaching out to you so you can awkwardly dap him.
David Samson
I'd snuggle him right now.
Stugats
It's like that portrait of God touching the finger of the other guy in the portrait. That's right. That's Roy shouting out Renaissance art.
David Samson
Hello, Botticelli.
Pablo Torre
Yeah. What have you said?
Stugats
What have you said, Bonicell? Yeah, I would ask Jeremy where Jeremy was, because Jeremy is, of course, the most plugged in. In the building that's across the street from this building reporter that we have. But Jeremy is not allowed to talk about the m. He does something that we. That we said we wanted yesterday.
Amin Alhassan
Deliverables.
David Samson
You have to be able to do your job.
Jeremy
What did I. What did I do wrong?
Chris Cody
Thong song make it.
David Samson
You promised you guys were.
Jeremy
You guys were serious.
Stugats
So David Samson calls his. His flip flops. Not flip flops, but they're thongs.
David Samson
I'm wearing. I'm wearing them today, actually. Comfortable.
Stugats
And this right now, Jeremy would be a great time for me to gesture to you and you hit play instead. We don't have anything.
Jeremy
I haven't done this to sell the bit.
David Samson
What were you doing?
Stugats
So. So what?
Jeremy
We need other things.
Chris Cody
Touching your nipples to Andrew Wiggins. You can't. Don't answer that.
Stugats
No, no.
Amin Alhassan
Can't.
Stugats
No.
Amin Alhassan
You're forbidden.
Stugats
We are edging towards heat discourse, and. And Jeremy is going to just have to. Have to. You know.
Jeremy
So you're telling me that literally the only way we get to talk about this trade is if I go?
Stugats
The only way. Then you can talk about this.
Jeremy
I can talk.
Pablo Torre
We're gonna talk about p. What happens after the edging?
Stugats
Well, Izzy, we're about to find out.
David Samson
Oh, I was at a great restaurant when the text came in.
Amin Alhassan
What was the restaurant coat?
David Samson
Miami.
Amin Alhassan
Where is that?
Pablo Torre
Isn't that Cody Miami?
Chris Cody
Yeah.
David Samson
Oh, it's. Is it pronounced Cody?
Pablo Torre
It's spelled the same.
David Samson
It is spelled the same. It's a Korean barbecue steakhouse in midtown.
Stugats
Incredibly fancy.
Pablo Torre
Michelin award winner.
David Samson
You could get the Michelin A5 tasting. I didn't quite get that. However, then the phone started going off, and my first thought was, well, we're in Miami. Let's go do the show right now.
Amin Alhassan
Live.
David Samson
Right now.
Amin Alhassan
Yeah.
Pablo Torre
Call the phone. And I can't taste anything, right?
Amin Alhassan
Nope.
David Samson
So why are you going to such.
Pablo Torre
An expensive restaurant there's a lot of spice.
David Samson
Follow up a lot of spice.
Stugats
So.
David Samson
And I was with people who feel.
Pablo Torre
Spice or you taste spice.
David Samson
I feel it.
Amin Alhassan
It's hot.
Pablo Torre
It's hot like around your temples, like up in the jaw area. Nasal.
David Samson
Nasal.
Amin Alhassan
That combined with the texture of the.
David Samson
Texture of beef is. It's a great restaurant.
Stugats
Let's clip that.
David Samson
I want Pablo ready to go. I want you ready to go. And the only word I get back as I'm trying to spring into action. Pablo, quote, I'm in a towel at spa.
Amin Alhassan
I believe I was working.
Stugats
I was. I was. I was decompressing in a towel in a pre scheduled spa setting.
Chris Cody
Did you have cucumbers on your eyes?
Stugats
I wish. What happened was I. I have a routine. You can imagine what the first part of the routine is. I don't even say what the routine is, but I go and I lie down and I forgot that my contacts were in. And when I awoken, I cannot specifically give you the pantone color of red that my eyes were. But it was bad. I wish I had cucumbers on my eyes instead. I had shriveled up contact lenses.
David Samson
And that's why you couldn't detail. Get dressed.
Stugats
And I was not camera.
David Samson
Come do some work.
Stugats
I was not camera ready.
David Samson
And are you now?
Stugats
Wait to see.
David Samson
We had an opportunity, guys. Yeah.
Stugats
David wanted to come into the studio to talk about this trade. I said we should wait till everybody's ready to talk about the trade.
David Samson
How are we not ready? It's not like this came out of. We've been talking about Jimmy Butler for how long?
Amin Alhassan
Like since January 1st.
David Samson
Okay. Does that give you enough time to be ready 35 days. Were you gonna learn about his stats or try to guess what Pat Riley was gonna do? We needed to be here. And I wasn't gonna come alone. Cause I told Cody I was scared.
Stugats
Well, hold on. Chris was offended that you did not invite him to a restaurant that had named after his.
Chris Cody
If I was going to a restaurant called Samson last night, I would have invited you.
Amin Alhassan
Sounds like a terrible restaurant.
Pablo Torre
Very plain, very unseasoned food.
Chris Cody
Sampson's little bags of candy.
Stugats
It was an insane dress code. For no reason, I wore a Robert Graham shirt.
Amin Alhassan
Damn glasses.
Stugats
The steaks. Sloppy, sloppy steaks.
David Samson
If the restaurant were pronounced Cody, I would have invited you. But it's not.
Stugats
We actually have no idea how the restaurant's name is pronounced.
David Samson
I believe it's called coat.
Stugats
I believe that Amin Alhassan's night. When it comes to who is struggling the most on the road to giving takes this morning, I believe Amin is going to win that contest.
Amin Alhassan
Yeah, I was recording it to like one in the morning. I hate this weekend.
Jeremy
Are you.
Stugats
Are you already empty of takes? Do you have to regenerate?
Amin Alhassan
No, because it's not like I get in this argument with Dan a lot. Dan's like, I need new stuff. I'm like, this is the stuff. It's like no one's coming up and saying milk is boring. Give me something different. No, milk sells. It does numbers. Everyone wants to talk about this Jimmy Butler trade. Everyone wants to talk about what the Lakers did last night. Everyone wants to talk about Kyle Kuzma, right?
David Samson
The Wizards, Brandon Ingram.
Amin Alhassan
Like there's a bunch of deals. Just cuz I said it on Sirius XM Radio last night doesn't mean. Well, that's expired. Turn that one away. Give me a new one. Make someone else get tripped it. I mean right now so that we could talk about that. That hasn't talked about anywhere. It's fresh because.
Stugats
Hold on. Amin is arguing for the Nico Harrison Nike pitch approach. Yeah, look, I gave this to Kevin Durant. I'm going to change a couple of names. It'll be all good for you.
Amin Alhassan
There's no such thing as tailor made trade talk. Like, that's the thing I don't understand.
Stugats
But that on the poll, is there such a thing as tailor made trade talk?
Amin Alhassan
They don't do bespoke trade talk.
David Samson
But your bread is buttered here, Dan. What? He says he did it to us. He said, I want 30 seconds of new takes on Luca and all of a sudden in the container. Well, it's our job. Your job is to come in here live and give us something we can't get anywhere else.
Stugats
David, David, this is already a time.
Amin Alhassan
To say you can't get it anywhere else. Assumes that the consumer is hanging on every syllable with bated breath. They're not anywhere that we talk in the world. If I'm at a club and the bouncer is there and I'm giving him 15 minutes of show. Well, I just gave away 15 minutes of show. It could have been done.
David Samson
No, you are on till 1am Talking about the Jimmy.
Stugats
What I'm not getting enough of from the people I need takes from is takes.
Pablo Torre
So thank you.
Stugats
So Ryan Cortez, I texted him.
Mike Ryan
So you went to Cortez?
Stugats
I went to Cortez and I said, cortez, you prepared to zoom in tomorrow? Because Cortez is the minister of heat propaganda and Cortez says, quote, Zoom in, question mark. I'm going to jump in front of a train.
David Samson
That's a horrible text.
Amin Alhassan
Bright line.
David Samson
Don't do. Not that we did not prep that pre show.
Stugats
I'm just saying.
David Samson
He really is saying that there's places to get help.
Stugats
Thank you.
David Samson
You don't trigger warning for the description. That's terrible.
Stugats
What I want a sense of is how it feels to be a Miami Heat fan right now. How does it feel?
Chris Cody
I see Heat fans trying to spin this as a win. It's just like, okay, we got Wiggins. No, you sound. You sound pathetic. Fans.
Pablo Torre
It's a little numbing.
Chris Cody
This is like break glass in case of an emergency. Last resort. Andrew Wiggins. No, I mean, especially with all the Durant rumors yesterday, it felt like that's.
Amin Alhassan
That's Me and Izzy talked about this yesterday. Fording. That was another conversation. No, the. The reality is this deal feels less than for people like Chris and other fans. Because, you know, what could have happened. What could have happened was the ultimate prize. What could have happened was that guy right there, Pat Riley, coming back to life and saying to everybody, hey, let's do it again.
Chris Cody
How many times has he gone after Kevin Durant?
Jeremy
Wow.
Amin Alhassan
Okay, so it's 2016.
Stugats
Good question. Chris.
Amin Alhassan
There was when he went to the Nets. There was when he went to the Suns. This is the fourth time now. He'll get a winner.
Izzy
They're not quitters.
Chris Cody
What is Pat Riley saying this morning?
Amin Alhassan
We're almost there.
David Samson
Oh, no. What he's saying is I've got till 3pm to get rid of Anderson because otherwise the whole trade I. Speaker 1 Kyle Anderson. Thank you. The whole thing that people are not talking enough about. But I assume you were on till 1am you covered this. The fact that the Heat couldn't move Anderson. Toronto is crushing to them because of luxury tax buyout market, the trade exceptions.
Pablo Torre
They have money. If you would have gotten what you wanted yesterday, told everybody. Hey, you get out of your towel. Pablo, get over here. Amin, get over here. I don't care about Sirius xm. You would have started with Kyle Anderson talk.
David Samson
I would have started with. I would not make this trade without Toronto. Remember the way it was announced?
Pablo Torre
I wouldn't have stayed up for that.
David Samson
Was that Kyle? Well, that's why I didn't call on you. Was that cuz you need your beauty sleep? I get it. I'm with you and you look great today. But Kyle Anderson.
Stugats
I cannot believe we're doing Kyle Anderson.
David Samson
He was.
Stugats
I like the idea that someone out there Is like I rely on the Dan Levatard show to inform me not only only of takes, but of news. And we have led with Kyle Anderson.
Pablo Torre
Even his game is boring.
Chris Cody
I'm nowhere else learning that he's involved in this right now.
David Samson
Well, that's the difference between someone who's paying attention to the business side and not bowling. The fact of the matter is that they've got till 3pm to make a move or I would not have made the Butler.
Amin Alhassan
So what David is talking about right now, the heat are $2.5 million over the apron. In order to get under that apron, they've got to shed salary. And the problem is all the names that would accomplish that are like guys they would want to keep or. And slash or guys that can't move. So, like, if you look around that salary level, you've got Jaime Hawkez Jr. Obviously, they're not going to move him. Jovic, obviously they're not going to move him. Khalil Ware, obviously they're not going to move him. Heywood Highsmith, they like him a lot. They're not going to move him. And so Kyle Anderson is the new guy. Now, the irony is I think he could actually help this team. He's a good player, but at that point, the margin of improvement that he brings does not, I don't think, make up for the lack of getting tax disbursements because in the NBA and now this is really the.
Stugats
We've said tax disbursements before. Steph Curry, I'm doing a great job hosting.
Pablo Torre
Also, Chris Cody just looked up Kyle Anderson so he could, quote, see what this guy looks like.
Stugats
Can we. Can we look?
David Samson
I win.
Stugats
I led.
David Samson
Dan, we're doing great.
Stugats
I led with. How are all of us learning about the trade? I want to show everybody, in case you missed this, how Kevin Love, member of the Miami Heat, heard about the trade. Got Kyle Anderson, Dennis Schroeder and Andrew Wiggins.
Pablo Torre
Okay, we robbed them.
Amin Alhassan
First round pick, protected. They didn't get out the air.
Stugats
Wa.
David Samson
Are you kidding?
Amin Alhassan
Wait, are you kidding? She's my favorite now.
Stugats
I love that. So that guy who is breaking the news, like the person whispering into George Bush's ear on 9 11, that is.
Pablo Torre
The moment of his life.
Stugats
Sitting, sitting behind the bench as Kevin Love is just with bait, wondering, not playing what had just happened to his life and his team. That dude, we. We. What did he say?
David Samson
We.
Stugats
We killed them. We robbed them.
Pablo Torre
We robbed them.
David Samson
Rob them.
Stugats
Robbed. Robbed.
Pablo Torre
We got Wiggins.
Amin Alhassan
I think it's again, if the Name Kevin Durant had never come up. You'd be like, all right, given everything that's happened since January 1st, this is a pretty good deal. The problem is, you know that for a window of time, and I'm telling you right now, I didn't talk about it yesterday on the show because I'm not clear to talk about it. But that conversation was real. Kevin Durant for Jimmy Butler straight up was a real conversation.
David Samson
What does that mean? You're not clear to talk? Clear about who? Air traffic control. Clear by the source, who you speak to, Pretty much.
Pablo Torre
Who is controlling you? Amin.
David Samson
Well, that's very bizarre to me.
Amin Alhassan
I'm not a newsbreaker, David. So when people tell me stuff.
Stugats
No, there's a good. I like this. I like the gradations of the terror alert. That's a loaded metaphor for Amin. Just the gradations. The gradations of. I am cleared to say this. I have been told I am hearing sources close to the situation.
Pablo Torre
I happen to know nine times out.
Amin Alhassan
Of 10, when I'm told stuff, it is not for public consumption. I only will reveal it when it has been reported somewhere else, and then I confirm, yeah, I heard the same.
David Samson
So I'm the same way. We don't break news on nothing personal. But that doesn't mean I can't talk about a subject I talk about.
Amin Alhassan
I'm not gonna say, hey, by the way, Kevin Durant for Jimmy Butler is imminent. I can't say that fair. Which is what was happening.
David Samson
Other people were saying it, though. That's what people are saying on air.
Amin Alhassan
That happened after we got through.
Stugats
That's true. Look, it is true that you guys both know things that you don't say aloud. I often am the beneficiary of those things because I then get to launder it as my own sometimes. But what I want to point out about. Oh, God, Cortez has just texted me.
Amin Alhassan
Oh, God.
Stugats
Have you guys even mentioned PJ Tucker yet? Bro, we got PJ Bleeping Tucker back.
Amin Alhassan
Put the town on alert.
Stugats
Cortez is basically that guy in the video we just played.
Amin Alhassan
Oh, behind the bench.
Stugats
Yeah, yeah.
David Samson
Certainly not Kevin Love.
Stugats
But that guy. Do you think that guy knew. Do you think that guy knew, Chris, that he was about to go again? One of the great clips of. Of the NBA season.
Chris Cody
It's also inaccurate, correct?
David Samson
Yes.
Amin Alhassan
Schroeder. Schroeder ended up getting rerouted to Utah, which was convenient because the warriors are playing the Jazz last night, so.
Pablo Torre
Well, this guy was on top of it, though. He was quick because the ESPN story originally had exactly what he said. And I remember texting Jeremy, I was like, wait a second, there's got to be another move here, right? That's too many people. And then he had mentioned P.J. tucker in his text and I was like, what the hell is happening? This ESPN story is bare bones. It doesn't have all the good information. So I had to search the Internet for the rest.
Stugats
Are we saying this guy choked? He had a moment in the sun.
David Samson
It didn't show exuberance.
Chris Cody
You should have said, hey, Kevin love, you're in the trade.
Amin Alhassan
Yeah, sorry buddy, get up. Get your thing.
Stugats
The power that he had to control news and information to freak out the entire Miami Heat.
Izzy
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Amin Alhassan
Dan LeBatard.
Jeremy
Teammates can't shoot from three now they're gonna see a different Jimmy. Now he's just, just playing nickel back in the locker room.
Amin Alhassan
And stugats. As they chase the nets for the six seed. These five words in his head scream away winning games.
Stugats
Yeah. This is the Dan Levatar show with the stugats.
David Samson
You think they were freaked out that Jimmy Butler was?
Stugats
I. I think it's, well, actually a fair question if you're on the Miami Heat right now, Jimmy Butler. The temperature of this thing in the locker room has mostly been communicated through Kevin Love's memes.
Amin Alhassan
Yeah.
Stugats
On Instagram. In which it's conveyed to me they're not freaked out. They're joking about it.
Amin Alhassan
Yeah.
Stugats
What does it actually feel like, do you think?
Amin Alhassan
Well, I mean, obviously Kevin Love is launched into a second career of superstardom just by posting movie clips that are relevant to the situation. But the funny thing is, David, I heard you talking the other day about telling players that they got traded. And Dan being like, well, there's a broken trust. I think it was talking about Cooper Cup. And it reminded me years and years ago, Alvin Gentry told me a story that they were going to trade. He was working for the spurs, and they were going to trade Ken Norman. And Ken Norman was notoriously like a tough guy. And so Alvin. You got to tell him. And so Alvin's all nervous and stuff, and he's practicing in front of the mirror. Alvin's still kind of a young guy in the game at this point. And he goes up to Ken and says, ken, you know, we want to thank you for all everything you've done for the organization. Unfortunately, we've decided to go in a different path. And so you've been traded.
David Samson
You gotta lead with the. You've been traded.
Amin Alhassan
You've been traded to Milwaukee. Right? And Ken looks at him and says, do they have banks in Milwaukee? And Alvin's like, yeah. He's like, then I'm fine. Cool. And he just says, that's it. And that's most players. Most players, yeah. Like, this is a part of it. Now, obviously, the Luka deal is an example of, like, no one saw that coming. But if you aren't Luka Doncic, if you are a regular rank and file NBA player or someone who was suspended several times since January 1st, everyone knows something is coming. So it's not a shock. Or like, oh, my God, what are we going to do?
Stugats
Who won this trade, though? Who won this trade? With Pat Riley. With cardboard Pat Riley as my witness. I want a verdict.
Pablo Torre
Two things. One, it kind of looks like what I imagine other people feel when they turn on the show for the first time and see Pablo instead of Dan. And it's just like, oh, this guy puppet strings.
Amin Alhassan
We should get strings hanging from his face.
David Samson
There's one clear winner to me. I can't believe we're even debating it. To me, the clear winner is Jimmy Butler because the warriors gave him $121 million extension 111. So he did not. Is 100. I thought it was 121. I'm gonna have to do a correction on nothing personal. Are you sure it's 121? Can you reveal your source?
Amin Alhassan
Bobby Marks.
David Samson
Okay. Bobby Marks says 111, not 121. Okay. All right, I gotta go retape Something. But listen, player option gone. It's now guaranteed two years and age, 36 and 37 making. So now it's only 55 and 56. I thought it was 60 and 60.
Amin Alhassan
Yeah, 54 and 58.
Pablo Torre
But he's also in a place that is probably better suited for him to actually win something even more so than Phoenix, if he would have been there with Durant, because that would have been still a collection of random stars brought together. Maybe by Coach Bud, but probably not. Versus the Golden State Warriors. And I keep pointing to that 2022 title. Like history is going to show that one of the biggest anomalies, one of the weirdest championships ever. And they did it with what, half the team that was that, you know, best team ever, 2017, 2018 team. So the idea that Jimmy can go in there and win a championship seems kind of real.
Amin Alhassan
By the way, do you guys know what the warriors also accomplished beyond gaining Jimmy Butler and giving them that deal?
Stugats
Did it involve an apron or a second apron?
Amin Alhassan
They got under the first apron.
Stugats
God. At some point we're going to explain aprons.
Amin Alhassan
Sure. It's the thing that you wear when you're cooking.
David Samson
When you're cooking. So you don't.
Pablo Torre
There should be an NBA related, like cooking show. Right. And it becomes more restrictive the more aprons you wear and you just kind of go from there.
Stugats
Our merch store has failed in not offering aprons. NBA, NBA deadline.
David Samson
I'll wear that.
Stugats
I don't. I don't want to see that.
Pablo Torre
Just an apron and thongs.
David Samson
Apron and thongs. I regret, by the way, that's a Wednesday.
Stugats
I regret. Never look at me like that so much that has happened already. I regret the question I asked who won the trade? Really what I wanted to know was who lied to us?
Amin Alhassan
Who lied?
Stugats
Well, I told there. I want to know. There was Jimmy Butler. There was Bernie Lee, Jimmy Butler's agent. There was the Miami Heat.
Amin Alhassan
Bernie's always the answer. Who's lying? The agent. The agent is always lying.
Stugats
So what did he lie about? And was he lying successfully to the point where he got exactly what they wanted?
Amin Alhassan
Yeah, look, the idea was that Jimmy wanted money. That's all this has been about. It's not about the offense changed around me. It's not about they didn't get me enough help. It's about Jimmy Butler has a track record of demanding he gets paid, like what he thinks he's worth. And when he doesn't, he basically says, well, I'm gonna go somewhere where they will pay me and every step of the way, that's where it's happened.
Stugats
So this is not a culture story. No, this is a money story.
David Samson
Isn't a Shams story where Shams had the list of teams that the agent said, don't be ridiculous. Well, shams is a total lie. Am I misremembering the story here where the warriors were one of the four teams that Shams had, and the agent for Jimmy Butler said, this is absolute horse hockey.
Amin Alhassan
So this is an example of something where I can reveal where Bernie told me that. And I'm not saying that this is the truth. I'm just telling you this is what Bernie told me. Bernie told me they never requested a deal until the Heat suspended Jimmy the first time. And they said, well, if you feel like that, then you might as well just move him. Basically, if this is how you feel about Jimmy Butler, that enough to suspend him for conduct detrimental. Sounds like you kind of are done with him and you just want to get rid of him. That was the first time the words trade him had ever been uttered from the Butler side, but the reports and rumors had preceded that by a couple of weeks. And so that's Bernie Lee's point is he never asked.
Stugats
Okay, but this is an interesting dissection of what a lie is, because I imagine Pat Riley is saying, okay, you didn't say it, but you were pretty much making us feel like this was on the way.
Amin Alhassan
Well, no, the idea that we want to go to Phoenix or Golden State or, like, the list of teams or all that, that's what Bernie.
Pablo Torre
Oh, the specific conversation was.
David Samson
But this all started when the Heat went off for him. An extension.
Pablo Torre
Right, but this is why Jimmy is both the winner and the loser here, because it was clear, based on all the reporting, that he wanted to get himself to Phoenix because he knew they would pay him. And maybe there was something else about Phoenix that he liked better. Sure, maybe he thought the warriors were past their ability, state tax, anything at all, but they backed him into a corner approaching the deadline. The both the warriors and Jimmy are kind of losers here. Because the warriors didn't want to pay him, they ended up having to, and they were desperate for another star. Jimmy didn't want to go to the Golden State, but he's over there anyway. And so it's one of those deals where Jimmy had to back off and probably thinking, hey, they'll just leave me on the roster all year long, because that's the threat that the Heat had.
David Samson
Wait, why did the warriors have to pay him? I Missed that part of your.
Pablo Torre
Because in order for them to trade for him, he wouldn't play for them. He wouldn't sign an extension with them. Therefore, don't trade for me. That whole act, that's what he did with the Warriors. Same thing he did with Memphis.
David Samson
But let him just play out the year and.
Stugats
Okay, see how that worked out.
Amin Alhassan
They gave up assets to get him. That's the whole point you would like. It's the same thing you just said. I wouldn't have done that deal without having a landing spot for Kyle Anderson. Oftentimes, teams, when they've agreed to terms with the teams with the principles, the numbers work, the next point part is you give permission for that team to talk to the agent.
David Samson
Baseball does that, too. But the talks happened before that. You know that. Of course, Butler did that. But if you're the warriors, you can also just call the bluff.
Amin Alhassan
No, no, but. But David, you're not going to risk it. That's the point. You don't do that deal unless you know he's going to sign the extension. And so they talk to him and they figure it out, and that's why they do the deal.
Stugats
Well, part of. But I mean, to your point. Part of, like, what I want to wonder about here is whether Jimmy Butler and Bernie Lee are good at this, Right? The idea of, like, excellent. We're so unpredictable and volatile that we might just get out of here as soon as you trade for me for all that stuff.
Amin Alhassan
Are you kidding me? They're the Stockton and Malone of this. They're amazing. Like, Bernie's doing this over here and Jimmy's doing that over. I don't even know, by the way, they're so good at it. I don't even know if it's premeditated. I think they're both just doing their own chaos individually. That's my question, and it just fits perfectly.
Stugats
Is this a strategy or is this just exactly the right temperament? You need to scare teams that are increasingly desperate for talent.
Amin Alhassan
I say this all the time in the NBA. They tell you, be professional and da, da, da. And you don't like it, it's okay. You could put your request in, but you show up and you do your thing and be a good soldier. And I'd say it time and time again, if you do that, you're never gonna get what you want. The only way you get what you want in the NBA is you make a big effing mess. And Jimmy Butler and Bernie Lee are masters of. We're done here. Okay? Let's start effing up this place, flipping up tables and spilling drinks in people's faces. And David, you could shake your head, but at every step they've gotten to where they wanted to go and they've gotten compensated.
David Samson
There's no question.
Stugats
Who is the hour there?
David Samson
Owners. It's owners, presidents. It's. You give in and I can't stand it. Of course they're going to keep behaving that way. If you. There's no consequences.
Stugats
You have a we don't negotiate with terrorists position.
David Samson
I learned from the best, Golda.
Amin Alhassan
Oh, I thought you were going to say Harrison Ford in Air Force One.
Stugats
Hi. Jeremy is back and I don't know why.
Jeremy
Allowed to talk or.
Amin Alhassan
Do you have a song?
Stugats
Yeah, there's a song you're allowed to sing.
Jeremy
Chris. These things right here for letting all the ladies know what I'm all about, you know, the finer things in life. Check it out. Ooh, that man so sandalous Breathe me in comfort rocking it Feet so bare Colin Paddington at the meeting Fit right in Am I a human or not? Not wondering what, what, what I got wrong all because my thongs, baby My thong, thong, thong, thongs Tell me that I mean nos or maybe Pablo.
Amin Alhassan
My.
Jeremy
Thongs are thong, thong, thongs.
Amin Alhassan
The word toes was right there. Oh, look at my toes.
Mike Ryan
Put your foot down.
Amin Alhassan
Look at my toes.
Stugats
Put your goddamn foot down.
Pablo Torre
There was one word that made that entire song. Like sometimes one word makes a song and Sandal.
Amin Alhassan
Sandalous is amazing. I wonder who wrote that one.
Jeremy
It was a meme.
Mike Ryan
Guys.
Jeremy
I didn't know I was actually supposed to do this. I did that in 20 minutes. But thank you. Thanks. Thanks for the criticism.
Pablo Torre
He looked so tired when you came back in here and like exhausted.
Amin Alhassan
I. I should have just ghostwritten the song and gave it to him. But then we'd have to hear his.
Stugats
Takes and now we have to. Anyway, he did call. He did call what I presumed was. Yeah, a pretty intimidating bluff. But I guess, yeah, you're welcome, I guess.
Chris Cody
Jeremy's been saying for weeks there are Wiggins away.
Jeremy
So look, I have been saying as a joke, you know, they could really use a wing that's a two way player that you know, can help create for others occasionally. Sort of like a Jimmy Butler. But Andrew Wiggins is really helpful to what they're doing right now. I actually, obviously, as I was making this. Don't know what we were talking about for the last 25 minutes. I assume it was talking about how having Durant floated for the last eight or so hours of these negotiations really deflated what should be looked at as a pretty solid deal considering the circumstances. You had a player completely force his way somewhere else. I'm happy that Jimmy ultimately got what he wanted in his money. I think the Heat are probably in whatever petty parts of them a little bit happy that it wasn't Phoenix, the team that he initially was trying to get himself.
Stugats
Okay, this is the question I have.
Amin Alhassan
For you, is that's a fine Venmo Bucket.
David Samson
Venmo bucket immediately.
Amin Alhassan
Chris, do we have the Venmo fine?
David Samson
We need the. We need the login.
Stugats
I can't get fined because Cortez is texting me more about P.J.
Chris Cody
Tucker.
David Samson
No, you're fine because your phone was on.
Amin Alhassan
Phone interruption. That's $10, Pablo. Luckily, it's not a Tuesday.
Stugats
Do have Venmo.
Chris Cody
Double Venmo bucket is presented by, you guessed it, Venmo.
Stugats
Jeremy, what is. What is the. The propaganda spin here for the Heat? You were beginning to say that.
Jeremy
Why am I always positioned as having a propaganda?
Stugats
Because you.
Jeremy
Why can't I just cover basketball?
Stugats
You were just saying that Jimmy Butler getting paid 100 plus zillion dollars by the warriors was something that he could feel good about because it wasn't his sons.
Jeremy
No, I'm saying whatever little petty parts of them want to feel good about waiting it out and trying to get the deal that they wanted as opposed to the one that Jimmy wanted in only for Jimmy. But the reality is, is it probably would have worked in some sort of mechan nations like this one to get him to Phoenix. Either way, if Durant had just been willing to go to Golden State, so it would have been Wiggins and some sort of pick and. And what they got. David mentioned Kyle Anderson earlier and needing to reroute him. That's something maybe we'll see later today. Only to me, the importance of that is because if the Heat, I believe, get under the first apron, that they can go get someone on the buyout market when the time comes. They could use another ball handler, a point guard that can help them initiate offense. But what we and what Wiggins does for them, in what the present machinations of their starting lineup is, in particular is huge. He's a gigantic upgrade offensively from what they have in Haywood High School, but not a downgrade.
Stugats
Is this a Heat culture? Bethgen? Bring Wiggins in into our system and we can do some things.
Amin Alhassan
Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky. That's completely different.
Pablo Torre
As far as the Heat is concerned, they get themselves a two way replacement for a superstar that goes elsewhere.
Amin Alhassan
But there's the difference is Lu all was guy that you knew showed up every night. And Andrew Wiggins, even at the championship peak, Andrew Wiggins, the consistency has been a concern. And so you look at his career going from Minnesota to Golden State and yes, Tibbs and Jimmy can be rough, but this is going to be a cultural awakening for him. Coming somewhere where the entire organization, not a couple of people are very demanding.
David Samson
Jimmy Butler is not a superstar today. He's his name. Fantastic way to go. Had a great run with the Heat. He's not. They're talking about him and Steph Curry, one of the top five now duos in the NBA. I was trying to think like how quickly I could come up with those. I'm putting Wemby and Fox ahead of Curry and Butler today.
Amin Alhassan
Not. Not right now.
Jeremy
We also have a difficult time discussing Jimmy Butler generally because his regular season performance and playoff performance are so drastically different.
Stugats
Yes.
Jeremy
In terms production and reputation.
Stugats
The thing that infuriated the Heat, it turns out this season, is the thing that makes him special. Is the thing that makes him. Actually I think Miles Brown put it on Twitter. He's like an aging old pit bull that can still like strangle you to death, but generally he's just not going.
David Samson
To be as mostly just sits around licking himself.
Stugats
But he's still afraid of him.
David Samson
That does make you a top five duo.
Pablo Torre
Pit Bulls are very friendly.
Amin Alhassan
The way Pablo started that statement, it sounded like you said it turns out the friends. The thing that we discovered were the friends we made along the way or whatever. Look, here's the deal. Jimmy Butler is every bit as potent as he's been the last couple of years. The biggest question is just like, are you healthy? That's the biggest question. And so if he's healthy, it is a remarkable upgrade for Golden State to get us a secondary scorer who is consistent, who can score in a different way than kind of Steph Curry's whirling chaos around the court and defensively keeps them at an elite level. The question is though, is that enough to overcome Oklahoma City? Probably not.
David Samson
They're still ninth in the Western Conference. Yeah, the odds are that's fluid playing team at best.
Pablo Torre
There's also the idea that there's a difficulty to play. You can't just drop in and play in the Steve Kerr Steph Curry offense like they're. There's a period of time that you have to learn everything. Whether Jimmy's willing to do that. Whether he wants to break the plays more often and just get his own. That might be the bigger problem there because he is not just a natural flowing offensive player. He's more of a rugged guy getting yeah, ball stop.
Amin Alhassan
He's a ball stop.
Jeremy
The irony for that is that that was part of the issue and what they spoke about in terms of the on court stuff for Jimmy down here is Eric Spoelster worked with Steve Kerr at the Olympics over the summer. Bama Tobias saw the way he could benefit from being part of an offense to look a little more like that. They brought some of those principles here. Free flowing offense, shooting a bunch more threes. Andrew Wiggins and his skill set actually fit within that offensively potentially better than how Jimmy Butler fits. You're not saying he's a better player. I'm not saying that in a playoff game when you need guys to go get their own bucket, that Jimmy still wouldn't have been the most potent version. But if you're building now around Tyler's skill set and Bama Tobias skill set, getting someone who can shoot more from distance as opposed to clogging up the paint like Jimmy was doing for Bam seems like a good match.
Pablo Torre
Are the only two places things get clogged are the paint and the toilet throat.
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Local Hour: Jimmy Butler Trade Reaction
Release Date: February 6, 2025
In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, the hosts and guests delve deep into the recent trade involving Miami Heat superstar Jimmy Butler. Recorded live from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, the conversation provides a comprehensive analysis of the trade's implications for both the Miami Heat and the Golden State Warriors.
The discussion kicks off with the hosts expressing their immediate reactions to the trade. Stugotz opens the floor, highlighting the unexpected nature of the deal and setting the stage for a nuanced conversation.
Notable Quote:
Stugotz [12:11]: "I see Heat fans trying to spin this as a win. It just sounds pathetic."
David Samson steers the conversation towards identifying the clear winners and losers of the trade. He argues that Jimmy Butler emerges as the primary beneficiary, citing the substantial $121 million extension offered by the Warriors.
Notable Quote:
David Samson [25:31]: "The clear winner is Jimmy Butler because the Warriors gave him a $121 million extension."
Conversely, Pablo Torre and Chris Cody express skepticism about the Warriors' decision, questioning whether Butler's presence will truly elevate the team's performance or if it’s merely a strategic move to offload salary cap space.
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around Pat Riley's role in orchestrating the trade. The hosts analyze Riley's history with high-profile trades and his ability to maneuver within the NBA's financial constraints.
Notable Quote:
Amin Alhassan [13:11]: "They're the Stockton and Malone of this. They're amazing. Like, Bernie's doing this over here and Jimmy's doing that over. I don't even know, by the way, they're so good at it."
The conversation shifts to the strategic fit of Andrew Wiggins as Butler’s replacement. The hosts debate whether Wiggins can fulfill the role Butler played and how his integration into the Warriors' system will pan out.
Notable Quote:
Jeremy [37:14]: "Andrew Wiggins and his skill set actually fit within that offensively potentially better than how Jimmy Butler fits."
Additionally, Kyle Anderson's acquisition is scrutinized as the Heat attempt to balance their salary cap. The discussion highlights the challenges Miami faces in shedding salary while acquiring valuable assets.
Amin Alhassan provides insights into the negotiation tactics employed by Jimmy Butler and his agent, Bernie Lee. The conversation suggests that Butler’s consistent demands and strategic negotiations have positioned him advantageously in this trade.
Notable Quote:
Amin Alhassan [27:34]: "Jimmy Butler has a track record of demanding he gets paid, like what he thinks he's worth. And when he doesn't, he basically says, well, I'm gonna go somewhere where they will pay me..."
David Samson and Amin Alhassan delve into the financial intricacies of the trade, discussing the Miami Heat's need to stay under the salary cap apron by shedding salaries. They highlight the difficulty Heat faces in finding suitable players to move, emphasizing the limited options available.
Notable Quote:
Amin Alhassan [15:21]: "They got Kyle Anderson is the new guy. Now, the irony is I think he could actually help this team."
The hosts assess the cultural and strategic impact of the trade on both franchises. They debate whether Butler's gritty playing style and leadership will mesh well with the Warriors' existing dynamics and coaching strategies.
Notable Quote:
Amin Alhassan [37:26]: "Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky. That's completely different."
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the broader implications of the trade. They ponder the future trajectory of the Miami Heat without Butler and how the Warriors might leverage his skills to contend for championships. The conversation underscores the complexity of NBA trades and the multifaceted factors that determine their success or failure.
Notable Quote:
David Samson [39:43]: "The odds are that's fluid playing team at best."
Jimmy Butler as the Trade Beneficiary: Butler secures a lucrative extension, positioning himself favorably in the NBA landscape.
Challenges for Miami Heat: Balancing the salary cap while trying to remain competitive poses significant challenges for the Heat.
Warriors' Strategic Moves: Integrating Andrew Wiggins and Kyle Anderson presents both opportunities and uncertainties for Golden State.
Pat Riley's Mastery: Riley's adept handling of trades continues to shape the futures of the teams involved.
Negotiation Dynamics: Butler and his agent demonstrate effective negotiation tactics that influence major trade outcomes.
This episode provides an in-depth examination of the Jimmy Butler trade, offering listeners a blend of strategic analysis, financial insights, and cultural considerations. With engaging discussions and expert opinions, The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz delivers a comprehensive perspective on one of the NBA's most talked-about trades.