Podcast Summary: The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode: Local Hour: Kyrie Eleison
Release Date: August 14, 2025
Introduction
In this engaging episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, hosts Dan Le Batard and Stugotz delve into their recent experiences and shift gears to discuss the latest in sports, particularly focusing on the Miami Dolphins and their joint preseason practices with the Detroit Lions. The episode is filled with humorous banter, insightful analysis, and lighthearted moments that provide both entertainment and valuable perspectives for listeners.
Bowling Night Banter (01:05 - 07:18)
The episode kicks off with Dan noticing that he and the crew appear sleepy, leading to a conversation about their night out bowling.
- Chris Cote shares his newfound bowling habit, stating, "the last couple of years I've done bowling on Wednesdays and so I've kind of gotten the habit" (01:21).
- Stugotz humorously questions, "Nobody knows how to keep score in bowling" (01:28), sparking a playful debate about traditional vs. electronic scoring.
- The hosts engage in a lighthearted attempt to manually calculate bowling scores, highlighting the complexities and occasional frustrations of keeping score without technological assistance. Dan humorously claims, "I do" know how to keep score, despite evident struggles (04:50).
Notable Quote:
- Dan Le Batard: "I don't need a few minutes. Give me 20 seconds to write it down. I'll give you the score. No problem." (05:10)
Transition to Football Discussion (07:18 - 29:57)
Shifting from bowling, the conversation moves towards local sports, specifically the Miami Dolphins and their recent joint practices with the Detroit Lions.
- Dan Le Batard raises concerns about the Dolphins' performance, pondering whether preseason games might be replaced with joint practices for more controlled environments (20:46).
- Israel Gutierrez criticizes the Dolphins' offensive strategies, particularly their red zone play-calling: "over an eight play stretch during a red zone situational period. The Dolphins first team gained little traction despite trying to sow confusion with misdirection tactics" (27:42).
- Greg Cody and Stugotz add to the critique, questioning the Dolphins' ability to compete effectively: "Your backup is a name that we recognize. Who has looked the worst of all the backups that we've seen in preseason?" (37:38).
Notable Quotes:
- Israel Gutierrez: "I would be surprised if Tua makes it through all the snaps in the first two games." (37:06)
- Stugotz: "If the dolphins start 2-2, 0-2, you would not be surprised." (36:52)
Analysis of Dolphins vs. Lions Joint Practices (29:57 - 39:35)
The hosts delve deeper into the implications of the Dolphins' joint practices with the Lions, analyzing media reactions and potential impacts on the Dolphins' season.
- Dan Le Batard cites tweets from Detroit media praising the Lions' dominance during the joint practice, suggesting a lack of confidence in the Dolphins: "Lions dominated both sides" (24:47).
- Stugotz and Chris Cote discuss the cultural and strategic differences between the two teams, emphasizing the Dolphins' perceived weaknesses.
- The conversation highlights the Dolphins' defensive issues, particularly in the secondary, and questions the coaching staff's approach to managing these deficiencies.
Notable Quotes:
- Colton Pouncy (Detroit media): "The Dolphins offense just ran 16 or so plays in the red zone versus the Lions. Didn't score until the final play." (24:58)
- Dan Le Batard: "We think coaches would rather join practices than preseason games because the joint practices, like, it's a controlled environment." (20:46)
Break and Brief Ads (39:35 - 43:05)
The episode includes brief commercial breaks promoting various products and services, including Miller Lite, Chime Credit Builder Visa, Chewy for pet supplies, Zinn for nicotine satisfaction, DraftKings Sportsbook, and streaming services bundles. These segments maintain the show's flow while providing listeners with relevant advertisements.
Discussion on Jacob Marcy and the Marlins (43:05 - 42:58)
Post-ad break, the hosts return to discuss the Miami Marlins, focusing on a promising prospect, Jacob Marcy.
- Dan Le Batard introduces Jacob Marcy, highlighting his impressive debut: "he was great and he's been great. Last night he was 4 for 5 with two home runs and seven RBI in the Marlins 13-4 win" (40:08).
- Stugotz humorously questions Marcy's OPS (On-base Plus Slugging) score, enhancing the lighthearted nature of the discussion: "I do know what OPS is?" (40:58).
- Israel Gutierrez expresses cautious optimism about Marcy's potential, comparing his debut to legendary performances: "I have not watched the Marlins in forever. For them to get me back is Tell me we got the next Barry Bonds." (43:05).
Notable Quotes:
- Dan Le Batard: "He has an OPS of 1400 right now." (41:15)
- Stugotz: "That's better than Bonds, I think." (42:25)
Conclusion
The episode concludes with the hosts wrapping up their discussions, maintaining their signature blend of humor and sports analysis. They leave listeners with ongoing thoughts about the Dolphins' prospects and the exciting potential of emerging talents like Jacob Marcy in the Marlins' lineup.
Key Takeaways
- Bowling Humor: The hosts' playful struggle with bowling scoring exemplifies their chemistry and ability to entertain through everyday activities.
- Dolphins' Performance Concerns: A critical analysis of the Miami Dolphins' preseason practices with the Detroit Lions reveals significant doubts about the team's offensive and defensive strategies.
- Emerging Talent in MLB: Jacob Marcy's standout performance offers a silver lining for Miami Marlins fans, hinting at a potentially bright future.
- Engaging Banter: The episode is peppered with witty exchanges and humorous remarks, making complex sports discussions accessible and enjoyable.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps
- Chris Cote: "the last couple of years I've done bowling on Wednesdays and so I've kind of gotten the habit" (01:21).
- Dan Le Batard: "I don't need a few minutes. Give me 20 seconds to write it down. I'll give you the score. No problem." (05:10).
- Israel Gutierrez: "I would be surprised if Tua makes it through all the snaps in the first two games." (37:06).
- Colton Pouncy: "The Dolphins offense just ran 16 or so plays in the red zone versus the Lions. Didn't score until the final play." (24:58).
- Dan Le Batard: "He has an OPS of 1400 right now." (41:15).
- Stugotz: "That's better than Bonds, I think." (42:25).
Note: This summary captures the essence of the episode, focusing on key discussions and memorable moments, ensuring that listeners who haven't tuned in can grasp the main themes and enjoy the hosts' engaging dialogue.