The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Episode: Local Hour: Pat Riley Needs to Kill Someone
Release Date: June 24, 2025

1. Greg Cody's Time-Traveling Persona (00:31 - 08:52)

The episode kicks off with a humorous segment featuring Greg Cody donning a vintage 1901 Boston Americans manager uniform. His playful portrayal of an early 20th-century sports manager sets a lighthearted tone for the show.

• Greg Cody as 1901 Manager:
  • [00:37] Greg Cody: "Cuervo, what are you doing here?"
  • [03:22] Stugotz: "Oh, he's got material from the… he's here from the wheelhouse. He's here from the 90s."
  • [03:28] Dan Le Batard: "Hopefully that's the end of it."
  • [03:45] Chris Cody: "Hey, don't get me started. I got a young kid on my team, Ebenezer McDavid. He's supposed to be the next coming."

Greg's character engages in playful banter, reminiscing about the Fort Lauderdale Strikers of 1978 and highlighting his book, The Pride of a Lion. The segment blends nostalgia with current events, showcasing Greg's deep roots in South Florida sports.

• Highlight on Soccer Legacy:
  • [07:08] Stugotz: "That's your parade correspondence that you…"
  • [08:31] Billy Corben: "Trying to get the commercial music out of here."

2. Inter Miami's Historic Soccer Achievement (08:52 - 17:13)

The conversation shifts to soccer, focusing on Inter Miami's remarkable journey in international competitions. The hosts delve into the significance of the team's progress, especially with Lionel Messi's involvement.

• Dan Le Batard on Inter Miami:

  • [10:01] Dan Le Batard: "It hasn't been since 2005 that the last time an MLS team didn't lose to a team from South America in a competitive match."
  • [10:45] Stugotz: "Can you explain though, Cody, as someone who's covered soccer in this Market since the Fort Lauderdale Strikers of 1978, can you give me a feeling to that mess from last night where you get a wildly unfulfilling fulfillment?"

• Chris Cody’s Insights:

  • [12:03] Chris Cody: "The Fort Lauderdale Strikers went to the Soccer Bowl. The… Lionel Messi wasn't the first big superstar to play down here."
  • [13:02] Chris Cody: "By far the biggest accomplishment for Inter Miami thus far in the Messi era."

The hosts commend Inter Miami's advancement to the knockout stages, despite a suspenseful end where they lost a significant lead. They acknowledge the emotional rollercoaster fans experienced but agree on the team's historic achievement.

• Discussion on Future Matchups:
  • [14:38] Dan Le Batard: "It's like I said, a dream match and they should be very proud of that. Despite how last night felt."
  • [17:13] Dan Le Batard: "They should be very proud of that. Despite how last night felt."

3. The Pat Riley Conundrum: Management and Team Building (17:13 - 40:04)

The core of the episode centers around Pat Riley, the Miami Heat's esteemed general manager, and head coach. The hosts express frustration over Riley's recent management decisions, particularly his handling of player trades and acquisitions.

• Jeremy Tache's Bold Assertion:

  • [17:48] Stugotz: "5 nil."
  • [17:50] Dan Le Batard: "PSG has been difficult to read."

• Pat Riley's Trade Decisions:

  • [24:00] Mike Ryan: "Well, he looks great."
  • [24:07] Dan Le Batard: "I think Pat's largely gotten a pass for his age."

• Demand for Aggressive Action:

  • [27:02] Dan Le Batard: "What am I missing about the reporting? Okay, what am I missing in. I'm not questioning Shams. I'm just saying…"
  • [28:09] Jeremy Tache: "He should put those rings to use. Don't just drop them on the table, drop them in someone's skull."

• Call to Action for Pat Riley:

  • [27:20] Jeremy Tache: "Pat Riley needs to kill someone, right?"
  • [22:57] Jeremy Tache: "This is the Don LeBatard Show with the stugats that."
  • [32:07] Jeremy Tache: "He needs to do something to get them afraid of him again."

The discussion intensifies as the hosts critique Riley's reluctance to make bold moves, such as acquiring superstar Kevin Durant. They argue that Riley's cautious approach is hindering the team's championship potential.

• Debate on Kevin Durant Acquisition:
  • [33:14] Billy Corben: "I think that the…"
  • [34:23] Billy Corben: "Why are lines drawn in the sand?"
  • [35:58] Stugatz: "All right, Excellent."

Dan Le Batard and Jeremy Tache debate the strategic implications of acquiring Kevin Durant, with Jeremy pushing for more aggressive tactics akin to mafia boss behavior to enforce Riley's authority.

• Dan Le Batard’s Defense:
  • [39:35] Stugatz: "Billy, you are condoning violence here."
  • [40:04] Stugatz: "We are not, you guys, hypercritical."

Despite the heated exchange, Dan defends the show's balanced critique, emphasizing that questioning Riley's decisions doesn't equate to ageism but rather a desire for better team performance.

4. Light-Hearted Moments and Closing Remarks (40:04 - End)

Towards the end, the conversation shifts back to lighter topics, including discussions about Greg Cody's summer activities and humorous interactions among the hosts.

• Greg Cody’s Summer Relaxation:

  • [44:07] Greg Cody: "I make it Miller time."
  • [44:15] Greg Cody: "That beautiful white can…"
  • [45:07] Dan Le Batard: "Go to Miller Lite. Great taste."

• Final Banter on Song Lyrics:

  • [30:00] Dan Le Batard: "How do none of you know the song? By no means."
  • [30:15] Stugatz: "No, because he expected you guys."
  • [30:35] Dan Le Batard: "Well, I know the lyrics that are like, I'm Greg Cody, and that's how."

The episode concludes with the hosts sharing laughs over Greg Cody’s antics and their playful jabs at each other, maintaining the show’s signature blend of sports analysis and comedic relief.

Notable Quotes

• Jeremy Tache on Pat Riley:

  • [27:02] "Pat Riley needs to kill someone, right?"
  • [28:09] "He should put those rings to use. Don't just drop them on the table, drop them in someone's skull."

• Dan Le Batard on Inter Miami’s Achievement:

  • [10:45] "From a business standpoint, it's a huge success. From an achievement on the football pitch, it's an incredible achievement that many people doubted."

• Stugatz on Game Experience:

  • [09:38] "The low bar…"

• Chris Cody on Team Legacy:

  • [12:25] "Greg Cody thought we should have played yesterday of his parade correspondence."

Insights and Conclusions

The episode effectively balances lighthearted segments with intense sports analysis. The discussion highlights a critical view of Pat Riley's management style, advocating for more decisive actions to elevate the Miami Heat's championship prospects. Simultaneously, the hosts celebrate Inter Miami's unprecedented achievements in soccer, framing it as a milestone for South Florida sports.

By interweaving humor with genuine concerns, Dan Le Batard and Stugotz engage listeners in a comprehensive dialogue about team dynamics, leadership effectiveness, and the passionate sports culture in South Florida.