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Mike Ryan
Shadow Show.
Dan Le Batard
Shadow Show.
Mike Ryan
Shadow Show.
Greg Cody
Shadow Show.
Dan Le Batard
Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
Mike Ryan
Shadow Show.
Dan Le Batard
Shadowing it. Shadowing it.
Mike Ryan
What a truly horrific night to be a South Florida sports fan. Truly horrific. I will tell you that watching the Panthers lose that way. And I imagine Zaslow is just broken today. I don't know. Greg Cody is about to be here, but he's stuck in traffic and he is enraged. And you know who he's mad at? Other cars. And he just told his son, if anything's going to make me quit the Levitard show, because that's what we need around here right now, it's traffic. What's wrong with your father?
Greg Cody
He.
Chris Cote
He has anger issues, but they come out the most entrapped. I mean, I think that's a lot of us. I'm not angrier anywhere else in my life than in traffic. But yes, he sending me paragraphs of text today.
Mike Ryan
Just, Just seeming. Can you read any of them to me? Like, because I just. If anything's going to make me quit the Lebatard show, it's traffic. I didn't put that there.
Chris Cote
Typical BS traffic today. Emergency vehicle in the express lane up ahead. Right now it's estimating I'll arrive at 9:03. Hopefully it breaks up. I might quit.
Mike Ryan
Can we call him right now just to get the steaming Cody on? And don't tell him. Do we dare do this without telling him he's on air? Do we dare?
Chris Cote
Now let's roll the dice.
Mike Ryan
Oh, that seems unsafe.
Chris Cote
It's my dad. Though if it wasn't my dad, I'd feel a little more reckless.
Greg Cody
I mean unsafe. He's writing you paragraphs of text while he's in full on traffic.
Mike Ryan
You think it's safe?
Chris Cote
I think he's dictating that. For the record, he's a big speak to text guy.
Billy Gil
Surely he's familiar enough with how we do this show that he'd know that we're live.
Mike Ryan
No, he wouldn't if you called.
Billy Gil
What do you mean? He's been around the show. Let's try a case over a decade.
Mike Ryan
That would be the point of the shadow show, right? Nobody would clip this or aggregate it if he did. That's we're doing. We're not doing show. It hasn't. It's in the shadows. Call him live. And let's just not tell him he's on air and just. Just. Just ask him. Dad, you're here soon. We're just pretend like, dad, we're late. We're starting. Where are you?
Jon Weiner
I don't know about this. I don't want to hear Greg Cody get in an accident.
Mike Ryan
Let's. Let's do like. Let's just.
Chris Cote
All right, I'll do it here. I was going to wait to do it over.
Dan Le Batard
Zoom.
Chris Cote
I could just call him on speaker on my phone.
Mike Ryan
I mean. Yeah, Tenny, that's what the shadow show should be.
Chris Cote
All right, here we go. It's r.
Mike Ryan
Hey.
Chris Cote
Hey, dad, you're late. Are you here?
Dan Le Batard
I'm about to turn on. Turn left on fifth. So I'll be at the valet in, like a minute. If the valet can take me soon. I should be walking up that.
Chris Cote
We, like, we can't start the show without you. We need you to hurry.
Billy Gil
You're hilarious.
Chris Cote
What happened? Like, why. Why are you late?
Dan Le Batard
I haven't been hurrying for two hours, okay? I'm hurrying as fast as the traffic will allow me.
Chris Cote
Just.
Dan Le Batard
Just. I'll be up there in about three minutes.
Chris Cote
Would it be quicker to just get out of the car and run the rest of the way?
Dan Le Batard
All right, I'll see you in a few minutes.
Chris Cote
He doesn't like me right now.
Jon Weiner
Chris almost cracked there for a second right in the middle of it.
Zaslow
Really makes you respect the jerky boys, huh?
Mike Ryan
I mean, you'd think a father and son would have chemistry. All he had to do there was get his father started on traffic. All he had to do was say, what's wrong? What's the matter with traffic?
Jon Weiner
I think he Got him there. He was exasperated.
Mike Ryan
He didn't know he was on air and didn't give us the genuine laughter of having to run in here because he's late. Just. Let's. Let's just examine for a moment our general work environment that he would be mad at us because he's late.
Zaslow
He didn't sound that mad.
Mike Ryan
If I be honest.
Zaslow
He sounded pretty pleasant.
Mike Ryan
He's so good at his job that why can't we tolerate him being late?
Greg Cody
He did for the trouble.
Jon Weiner
Exasperated at Chris asking, kind of like, what. What happened?
Chris Cote
Well, that's because he had texted me, like, in his mind. He's like, I just told. I told you for an hour that I'm learning.
Mike Ryan
This is the tension, though. Zaslow hates that part of Cody so much. You're so self important, dude. You're so self important.
Jon Weiner
Do you know the hurricane that's coming towards you right now, by the way?
Greg Cody
Why?
Jon Weiner
Are you familiar what I do? I don't know.
Greg Cody
I don't know either.
Jon Weiner
It's the way you identify yourself, apparently.
Greg Cody
What, as a two time champion broadcaster? You got a problem with that?
Jon Weiner
I don't, but some people do.
Greg Cody
All right?
Jon Weiner
Some people who are balleting right now.
Greg Cody
You got a problem with that? We. We can. We can. We can take care of that.
Zaslow
You should have worn your rings today. Next time you're on with Cody, you.
Greg Cody
Got to wear your rings. Yeah.
Zaslow
What do you do? Where are they?
Greg Cody
They're on my dresser in a very nice case.
Zaslow
What do you like weddings? Like, what do you. What do you.
Greg Cody
Yeah, you know, I was at a Zaslo wedding this weekend.
Dan Le Batard
Really?
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Zaslow
Mazel.
Greg Cody
I. I was going to wear it, but I forgot. But I'll wear them to nice events. Yeah, not both at the same time. I mean, what am I, asshole?
Zaslow
This is the Dan Levatar show with the Stugats podcast.
Mike Ryan
I don't know what to say about Greg Cody not being here. Being late is okay around here. Evidently, Greg Cody's mad at us because he's late, and we're asking him to not be late. Everyone else got in on time. Evidently they were in different traffic.
Greg Cody
I took the same route as him. I'm here.
Mike Ryan
And so he. Oh, my God, this is gonna be steaming. What comes in here right now? No, I can see him in the other room right now. He's just gonna lollygag in with his publix bag filled with whatever trinkets.
Jon Weiner
You guys ever seen Jurassic park? Where they're hiding from the raptors and the raptor Comes up to the door and it snorts and then looks through the window. That's exactly what Greg just did. He walked past the door, looked in the window, and I saw his eyeball, kind of his pupil, dilate.
Mike Ryan
Greg, come do your job professionally. Arrive. It's the same time every day, roughly. And now he's like, where do I.
Chris Cote
Get my makeup done? In the chair out here.
Mike Ryan
Just bring Jesse on in. We'll turn.
Greg Cody
No, no, no, let's go.
Mike Ryan
Let Jess come on in.
Greg Cody
No, two minutes ago.
Mike Ryan
No, no, let's stop the show. It's what he's always wanted. He's sore from dancing at a wedding. It's all about him, baby. And so let us at a wedding too.
Greg Cody
This weekend. I'm here.
Mike Ryan
No, no, but did you dance so much your body hurts?
Greg Cody
I danced also.
Jon Weiner
He's on a back to back. You're not on a back to back zest.
Greg Cody
I mean, you act like I don't work other jobs. I worked yesterday.
Jon Weiner
So does he. All right, Greg Cody Show.
Greg Cody
I'm here.
Jon Weiner
Featuring Greg Cody on time.
Chris Cote
Just the breathing.
Mike Ryan
You're mad at us.
Dan Le Batard
It depends on your attitude. I left my house at 7. It took me two bleeping hours to get here. You want me to leave my house at 6 just to make sure? No.
Mike Ryan
I heard you threatened to quit. Like you the traffic might make you quit the Levitarge show. That would be an unfortunate ending.
Dan Le Batard
Well, what I told him was if I ever quit this show, traffic will be number one on my list.
Greg Cody
Where did you come from?
Dan Le Batard
From my home in an unidentified Broward city.
Greg Cody
I'm in Broward too. Okay, I'm here.
Dan Le Batard
What time did you leave?
Greg Cody
7:15.
Dan Le Batard
Okay, but you're a two time NBA champion.
Greg Cody
No, no, two time champion broadcaster, huh?
Dan Le Batard
Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Greg Cody
I don't misidentify you.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. So you probably have your own lane, like. Like a Zaslow Express lane.
Greg Cody
Matter of fact, the express lanes were closed this morning. I still found my way here. You ever use Waze?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I do use Waze.
Greg Cody
All right, you got a different. Maybe you got a different version than I do. I got me here on time.
Dan Le Batard
All right.
Greg Cody
Like a journalist.
Mike Ryan
Let's just wait till he gets makeup because I think he's. He's so entertaining that he should be allowed to be late whenever he wants to be. He had a big wedding this weekend. His body hurts.
Dan Le Batard
First of all, am I late?
Greg Cody
What do you mean, are you late? The show started.
Dan Le Batard
I mean, but you could have waited. Why'd you start it without me?
Jon Weiner
We're live.
Zaslow
He's not wrong.
Mike Ryan
But we do a live show.
Jon Weiner
To be fair. To be fair, there are 1, 2, 4. Hey, Greg, how's it going? There are, what, six people here? We could have handled it without him. We didn't have to bring it to a screeching hall.
Greg Cody
Do hellos four minutes into the show. Greet everybody.
Billy Gil
Let's phone is doing this, please. Who's getting the imessage constantly like, who's doing this? It's going off like crazy.
Mike Ryan
Is this my computer?
Billy Gil
Yeah, yeah. I'm getting notifications. It sounds like a MacBook.
Mike Ryan
I haven't heard anything. There's no one texting anything.
Billy Gil
Don't gaslight me like that. There is a noise.
Dan Le Batard
Amateur.
Jon Weiner
Still not clear what that word means.
Dan Le Batard
What? Amateur.
Jon Weiner
Oh, gaslight.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, you good?
Billy Gil
Dad, put on cnn.
Dan Le Batard
Great.
Zaslow
He's getting there. He's fine.
Mike Ryan
There it is again.
Billy Gil
Did you not hear that? Did you not hear that? It was there.
Dan Le Batard
It ain't me.
Mike Ryan
I think I just shut down equipment I need because you guys instantaneously, rightly said it was me. Because his stuff's not on you.
Billy Gil
I also saw you panic once and get your phone out of the way when. When one of those noises popped up.
Zaslow
Did you guys hear it? Cause I actually.
Mike Ryan
It is again.
Dan Le Batard
All right, who's the culprit?
Mike Ryan
Please tell me it's Cody's phone.
Dan Le Batard
No, it isn't.
Billy Gil
No, this. This is pre Cody. This noise was going off pre Cody. I'm like, all right, I'll let it slide.
Greg Cody
I hear it in my ears, which means it's coming from that room.
Billy Gil
It's not coming.
Mike Ryan
Oh, doom.
Billy Gil
I thought it was gaslighting.
Mike Ryan
I thought it was that room, too. It's not this room. You feel so good being smug under that mustache.
Billy Gil
I am not being smug. I'm being gaslit.
Jon Weiner
Still not sure what that word means.
Dan Le Batard
I just noticed the mustache.
Mike Ryan
Let's wait till he gets all his stuff plugged in. I'm sure he's got a ton of basketball thoughts. I'm glad we waited for them because. Because that was a heartbreaking night last night for the.
Greg Cody
This is very unprofessional.
Mike Ryan
Is that your nostrils that are making that sound? Breathing?
Dan Le Batard
I didn't make a sound.
Mike Ryan
The Florida pan. The Florida Panthers lose last night, and I want to get to that game in a second. But the thing that I was feeling last night, that I did not feel the entirety of my life, that was legitimately confusing to me is I watched that entire Knicks Celtics game, and I did not know at any point, who I was rooting for. And at the end, I just decided I want both of them to lose. I can't do this. I don't. At the end of this game. This is wonderfully entertaining as sports and television. And the way I feel about both the Knicks and the Celtics fan base, make it so that this game I want. I want the meteor to win. I want both teams to explode, both teams to lose, both teams to get injured, both teams to punch each other in the face and play for seven. For seven games that are wildly uninteresting the way the Celtics are when they miss all their 53s and. And ruin. Ruin the game. Ruin the game, because that's what we're playing now. And I watched a basketball game that had legitimate stakes and I cared, but only to sort of hate both entities and not want either fan base to win. And it was wildly confus to me to have that happen.
Greg Cody
I think it's in this room. It just.
Billy Gil
You think.
Greg Cody
I think it's in this room.
Billy Gil
It's in that room.
Greg Cody
It's happening here.
Billy Gil
What made you think that? The fact that all the microphones were off in here and you heard it come. What is happening in there?
Greg Cody
Take all the equipment out.
Billy Gil
This must stop.
Mike Ryan
I don't think.
Billy Gil
I think it's you.
Mike Ryan
It's okay. It's you. I understand.
Jon Weiner
Oh, if it's this, I don't hear it.
Mike Ryan
If it's that computer over there, someone's getting fired.
Zaslow
Who?
Jon Weiner
I don't hear anything.
Chris Cote
No, we gave them the Mutombo finger.
Greg Cody
Is it this computer down there?
Chris Cote
Huh?
Mike Ryan
If you want to look at my phone and come in here. You think it's me? I'm not trying.
Zaslow
That big board.
Billy Gil
It's not a text noise.
Mike Ryan
Do you think if I turn this computer off, I'm gonna.
Zaslow
Well, you have to slam it on the floor.
Mike Ryan
Just mute the computer.
Jon Weiner
It's not a muting thing. It is the sound of a computer. The charge cable is kind of not connected well. So it starts charging and then it stops and it starts again.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, yeah.
Billy Gil
Heard it again.
Zaslow
Maybe it's in the control room and one of their mics is on.
Greg Cody
This is.
Zaslow
I heard it.
Greg Cody
That I heard it.
Mike Ryan
And it's not anywhere near me, and I didn't touch anything, but it sounds like it's coming from over here.
Chris Cote
Is it April Fool's day?
Billy Gil
So are you closer to understanding what a gas light is?
Greg Cody
Everybody be quiet. Everybody be quiet.
Zaslow
Okay, There it is.
Billy Gil
All right, now. It might be Greg.
Chris Cote
It is. It's the Stugot's laptop.
Billy Gil
It's the Stugot's laptop that was on.
Dan Le Batard
The floor, not me. Innocent.
Chris Cote
Yes.
Mike Ryan
Yes.
Zaslow
Stugach is fired.
Greg Cody
Get that out of here, Greg.
Jon Weiner
Cody beats all charges.
Mike Ryan
I will tell you guys right now and be as honest as I've ever been. I was sure I was guilty, but I didn't know how. Like, so. So the accusations from the other room made me lose confidence because I knew it wasn't Cody because his equipment hadn't gotten here. But I heard the sound too. But I also felt like it wasn't my fault. But as I turned things off, I wasn't sure I was turning them off. And now I was scared because we're supposed to be doing a show.
Jon Weiner
Dan, I'll be honest. When Mike first went off, I was like, oh, crap, I think it's my laptop. I actually.
Greg Cody
I think we all.
Chris Cote
I think all of us were like, shit, was me.
Jon Weiner
While were we doing the search, I quietly closed my laptop, like, so. Just because nobody know.
Mike Ryan
But I saw what was happening around me, and I felt a bit framed because. Because there was a lot of confidence in the room over there, and it was.
Greg Cody
I apologize. I kind of blame that room.
Mike Ryan
You did. But the confidence that was swaying from that room was not any confidence other. Other than a technological one. We've got this room beat. And so I liked our hand.
Zaslow
No, it's more likely we framed you than you just made a mistake.
Mike Ryan
Yes. This is the relationship I have with the room and how ready I was to fight everyone who was making me feel very insecure as I backed away from the microphone, almost sure it was me. That's as much happiness as I've had in four years knowing it was not me.
Zaslow
But it was you. But it wasn't your fault. It was us doing it to you.
Mike Ryan
Well, somebody did that. Like, somebody put that in here. And so that was not me. And that was just done to our show.
Greg Cody
Was that the Stu Gotz computer?
Mike Ryan
So, Billy, so forgive me for thinking that you might be an anarchist who would do something to annoy me.
Zaslow
I mean, a little accountability. If it's your laptop, it could be your laptop.
Mike Ryan
But it wasn't. But it wasn't my laptop. I don't know.
Zaslow
You said you didn't plant a laptop.
Mike Ryan
In this, but you still think that I was responsible for that?
Zaslow
No, I don't think you were responsible.
Billy Gil
No, I. I'm not rooting for a meteor in Boston. In New York.
Zaslow
Are you rooting for injury?
Billy Gil
Like, I'm Actually, rooting for the Knicks.
Greg Cody
Meteor is likely death.
Billy Gil
I'm surprised. I was watching that game and I was really surprised at how hard I was rooting for the Knicks because, see, I don't think the Knicks have a shot to win the championship, but I do think Boston has a shot to win the championship. And right now I'm actually enjoying the Knicks fandom. They. They haven't beaten a really good team all year. They're what, 011 against the Thunder, the Celtics, and not anymore. And the Cavs. Yeah. So they got their. Their win over there. They're super excited. They sold home court advantage. I'm enjoying this. In fact, I'm kind of enjoying the Knicks brand right now. And I guess the rivalry is such between the franchises that I hate the Boston Celtics way more than I hate the New York Knicks. So I was actually really surprised at how strongly I was rooting for the Knicks from the jump.
Greg Cody
I am 1000% with you, Mike. My hatred toward the Boston Celtics is so far superior to my hatred of the New York Knicks. Maybe even if you took my hatred of the Knicks back in the late 90s and certainly in my hatred of the Knicks right now, maybe if it took my hatred of the Knicks back in the late 90s and compared to my hatred of the Celtics right now, it might still be in favor of the Celtics. My hate for them is far surpassed. And here's the thing. The style of play that the Celtics use, it's a vomit. It is unwatchable. They missed 45 three pointers last night. It's the NBA playoff record. It's the worst brand of basketball. And then you look, I mean, their entire offense, it's dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble the blood out the basketball, right forearm, push off, step back, travel, fade away, three pointer. That's their entire offense. And the Knicks on the other hand. Look, I'm going to sound the way I sound. It's kind of admirable the way they play, because the NBA player, two things they love more than anything else. Complain and not play. And the Knicks, they play. Those guys play. They play heavy minutes. Everyone wants to be critical of Thibodeau. What a crime to play your best players the most you could possibly play them. The Knicks style of play is actually admirable in my opinion.
Mike Ryan
I can't abide praise for the Knicks here.
Chris Cote
I'm.
Mike Ryan
I run with them, dude.
Billy Gil
All the Jeremy Tashay, all the Heat fans kind of feel aligned right here.
Zaslow
Which is like, he's not a Fan.
Billy Gil
Go Knicks. Go Knicks.
Greg Cody
Totally. Go, Nicks.
Billy Gil
Yeah, totally.
Dan Le Batard
It's okay to hate both teams, right?
Mike Ryan
It's okay.
Billy Gil
Both teams, but when they played each other, I was like, wow, let's go Knicks.
Greg Cody
I mean, it is okay to hit both, but which one do you want to lose more?
Dan Le Batard
I don't care who wins because I don't like either. Okay. Everybody dislikes the champion. The Boston Celtics were the first team I liked because I was born in Massachusetts. You know, Bill Russell, Sam Jones, Havlicek, they were my first team. Right now, I don't care. Everybody hates whoever's the champion. Everybody hates the Knicks because they're the Knicks and because Spike Lee is wearing a Knicks hat at the Met gala. So everybody hates both teams. I like watching a game where I hate both teams.
Jon Weiner
Can we take.
Dan Le Batard
I either want a rooting interest or I want an interest where I don't like either.
Greg Cody
Craig, you. I'm giving you the truth serum. All right? You're there, you're strapped down. I have a big giant needle. Yeah, and I have shoved it inside your arm with truth serum. It's in your veins, so you have to tell the truth right now, which team do you want to lose more?
Dan Le Batard
The Knicks.
Billy Gil
Really?
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, clearly. Yeah, there's no question about that. I mean, I don't.
Greg Cody
Well, then you're rooting for the Celtics. That's what that means.
Dan Le Batard
It doesn't mean I'm rooting for them. It means I want them to lose less than I want, and the only.
Greg Cody
Way for them to. The only way for the team to lose more. As if one team beats them. You're rooting for the Celtics.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, but if the Celtics win that series, I'm not going to be cheering. I hope they lose in the next round.
Greg Cody
I need them out of my life right now.
Dan Le Batard
Really?
Greg Cody
You think I need the Celtics? Two years in a row, you think I need this shit in my life?
Jon Weiner
Can we take away Spike Lee's biggest fan? He went to the Met gala over. Over game one.
Dan Le Batard
He was at the Met gala. I know that because I saw a photo of him wearing a Knicks hat.
Mike Ryan
Are you positive that that is a recent photo? Because the. Of all the photos that came from that Spike Lee could be photographed any that.
Billy Gil
But they have themes.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I mean, I saw a bunch of photographs from is also in Boston, including him.
Greg Cody
So said Gaylor gala.
Dan Le Batard
Well, it's the PFPI gala, but Gay Law gala with emphasis on the G.
Greg Cody
So not even gala. It's a gala gala.
Dan Le Batard
It's a PFPI gala. But in other terms, most people say gala. I think gala. I think gala is the chic.
Chris Cote
Confirmed that he missed game one.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, there you go. I reported that just now.
Zaslow
There's a road game that was in Boston.
Dan Le Batard
I reported that Spike Lee missed game one for the gala.
Jon Weiner
He went to Detroit.
Greg Cody
Feel like Spike's got a hard time traveling?
Zaslow
No, I'm just saying he's the number one fan in New York. Do you think they had the game on road? I mean, Timothy Chalamet reportedly missed the Met Gala to watch the Knicks game.
Billy Gil
Wow.
Jon Weiner
Real fan.
Billy Gil
But do you think that they have the game on, like at the. At the wet bar?
Zaslow
I think. I think that if you wanted to watch the game, though, you could watch the game.
Jon Weiner
He's holding his phone.
Billy Gil
It's got to be wild.
Zaslow
I mean, let's be real. Once you get inside, I imagine it's just like an empty banquet hall, right?
Greg Cody
What goes on there is nothing like a show.
Zaslow
I think that the celebrities just plug themselves back into the wall. They recharge, and then they go home. Like, I don't think there's anything going.
Mike Ryan
On there, you guys, because this. This part is amazing to me. You do realize that if Jay Williams is on television saying Jalen Brunson is the best Nick of all time, and we can argue it, but it gets forgetful of Patrick Ewing. But whatever. We can have the discussion if you want to. I imagine Amin would have some opinions there. But that feeling last night for the New York Knicks, a team that has not closed out a series in the playoffs at home since 1999, I could set out without being prisoner of the moment that that's the best Knicks game I've seen and the best the Knicks fan bases felt in a quarter of a century last night, winning in overtime.
Jon Weiner
That'S not saying much. Have you looked at their last quarter century?
Mike Ryan
I'm just saying he's sitting here hating the Knicks, and it's an old brand he's hating. It's not like there's no. He's rooting. What's happening with Zaslow and Mike? I imagine a lot of people are saying, looking at the Celtics, I can't root for that. I can't. I just can't root for that. And he's over here saying to you, I can't root for what I remember of Spike Lee being on the Knicks sideline back when Knicks Heat mattered.
Dan Le Batard
No, but here's what I'm going to say to what you just said. When the Celtics are missing a playoff record 45 three point shots. You really want to give the Knicks a lot of credit for playing a great game. I say the Celtics choked to an epic degree. The Knicks were the most fortunate team in America to win that game.
Greg Cody
They did choke. It was a super meltdown, all right, but still down by 20 on the road. Second half is pretty impressive comeback.
Jon Weiner
Dan, I think I can explain Greg's position here. Let's say you have a house and you find out that the house has a termite infestation, right? Oh, my God. These termites get the exterminators. The termites won't go away. What do we do? Would you rather hear that the termites are still there, or would you rather hear good news, the termites are out. Bad news, you now have rats. Because that's what would happen if the Knicks start getting good right now. The Celtics have been good. It's not a new thing. They've been good for a few years now. You live with it. It's termites. Okay, that's it. You tell me now I have rats. Like, oh, come on. Like, can we keep it to one pest at a time?
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Chris Cote
You know, when you celebrate 50 years of Miller Lite, I had to bring in a Miller Lite aficionado, Greg Cody. I mean, no one says Miller Lite like Greg Cody. I think when I think of me and you, I think of us on a golf course. Where else are we at?
Dan Le Batard
I mean, on a cruise ship. In. In my backyard.
Chris Cote
At the beach.
Mike Ryan
At the.
Dan Le Batard
At the beach is a good one.
Chris Cote
What do we always do? We hear that.
Dan Le Batard
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Chris Cote
And then what do we do?
Dan Le Batard
We toast.
Chris Cote
Nice little clink. The clink. Whether it's the can or the bottle, there's something about the clink of the Miller Light.
Mike Ryan
Yeah.
Dan Le Batard
And it's not just how much we. We love it. It's. It's the, the whole ritual of it. You know, the, the popping the top. The sound of that. Yeah, it's great. Love it, Love it.
Chris Cote
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Dan Le Batard
Yes, it's one. Everything about it is wonderful. I can't think of anything.
Chris Cote
You're smiling. Ever since we started doing this ad read, you have just been smiling the entire time.
Dan Le Batard
I'm a Miller like guy, that kind of thing.
Chris Cote
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Zaslow
You're a Panther group chat.
Chris Cote
No, no, I think.
Jon Weiner
No.
Mike Ryan
But, dude, you're.
Chris Cote
You're so wrong on that. We've been terrified of this team forever, and I think there's a different energy where the Panthers, they want the lightning stugats.
Mike Ryan
I want T shirts made for this Panther run. What could be this Panther run. Our Panther group chat. We're not afraid of the lightning.
Billy Gil
That's a tagline for World RAWR. 3.
Zaslow
This is the Don Lebatar show with the stugats.
Mike Ryan
I can't get that fan base much louder. Like, I can't enjoy the Knicks fan base success because I've seen how loud it is and how desperate it is to be good again. These celebrities that the Ben Stillers and the Hank Azarias and the Tracy Morgans of the world, like, they feel they haven't had that basketball feeling in 25 years in that town. And most of them are old enough to remember that no Patrick Ewing is the best Knick of all time.
Jon Weiner
Well, no.
Dan Le Batard
Whoa.
Jon Weiner
Whose laptop was that?
Mike Ryan
Was that Cody's?
Dan Le Batard
It ain't me.
Mike Ryan
Whoa. I'm pretty sure that was Cody.
Dan Le Batard
Look at my volume.
Jon Weiner
Okay, it's not a volume thing. It's a charging cable thing.
Greg Cody
Whoa.
Dan Le Batard
Who did. Charging cable doesn't make any noise.
Zaslow
That's an Apple sound. Greg doesn't have an apple.
Dan Le Batard
I don't know, Greg.
Mike Ryan
I am. I am now certain that it is Greg Cody's computer. Okay, I wouldn't frame you.
Greg Cody
I'm talking about, you know, it's not coming from me.
Billy Gil
This is a gaslighting.
Greg Cody
You know it's not coming from me is the sound.
Jon Weiner
The gaslight means the sound.
Billy Gil
No, it's, you know, something to be true, and someone tells you to your face that what you believe is not true. It's a proper gaslighting.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah.
Greg Cody
This is so unprofessional.
Jon Weiner
What does that have to do with gas or light?
Billy Gil
It's like how you start a fire.
Jon Weiner
Like gaslighting, but then you actually started a fire. You're selling me there's no fire.
Billy Gil
It was always burning. Since the world's been turning.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, exactly. Well put.
Mike Ryan
Oh, Greg loved Be. Hello, Dolly.
Greg Cody
I love that.
Chris Cote
Yesterday he just singing that song. My entire life. Hello, Dolly.
Mike Ryan
If you can for just a second. I did. We made a lot of fun of Greg Cody yesterday. However usual.
Dan Le Batard
I got thick skin.
Zaslow
You come back every day, clearly.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, you got to have thick skin in this business.
Jon Weiner
Thick toenails, too, in this business. Stand on it.
Zaslow
You keep coming, Greg. I mean, you go through traffic and all just to come.
Mike Ryan
I come here, man.
Zaslow
Show videos, falling in bushes. It's insane.
Dan Le Batard
Well, that's uncalled for. That happened a century ago. Playing the old.
Mike Ryan
That's Greg Cody.
Dan Le Batard
No, it isn't.
Jon Weiner
I saw you reach.
Mike Ryan
I know. It is. It is. It's gotta be.
Billy Gil
You hit your computer there.
Dan Le Batard
Vet me to make sure it's not me.
Greg Cody
I don't know that you deserve the benefit of doubt here.
Dan Le Batard
If it's me, I will give you a hundred dollar bill right now if you can prove that that is my computer.
Mike Ryan
Billy, frame him the way you framed me.
Billy Gil
I mean, how is he? I think we could easily prove air quotes that it's him and he won't know.
Dan Le Batard
Go ahead.
Mike Ryan
That's correct.
Billy Gil
All right, I'll go in there, grab.
Chris Cote
The cord of your thing.
Jon Weiner
Like, don't touch it. Everyone, hands up. Everyone, hands up.
Mike Ryan
Hold on, Zas.
Jon Weiner
Hands up. I don't trust you.
Mike Ryan
Everyone's hands up. Okay, wait a minute, you guys. So you guys heard officially what? The bet is correct. So hold on. Listen to me carefully. On what the terms here? Because he's so confident. He never puts down his own money. He's so cheap. He's so cheap.
Dan Le Batard
And I'm the most generous person you know.
Mike Ryan
Okay, so you haven't paid a fine in two years. Whatever. We can argue about that later.
Dan Le Batard
You would make. You hold.
Jon Weiner
Hands up.
Greg Cody
Did you touch your cords? Up.
Mike Ryan
Hand. Hand. Hands up.
Chris Cote
Mike is going to adjust his thing and we're going to see if it's his computer.
Mike Ryan
We think it's the cord. We think it's the cord.
Greg Cody
It's the easy way to tell.
Mike Ryan
And we'll all find out together whether you owe $100 or not. But before he does this, you are 100% positive that you will not be paying me $100?
Dan Le Batard
No, I won't be because I'm my computer's.
Mike Ryan
Okay, do you have the hundred on you? Because you haven't paid a fine in forever. You saying you're gonna pay something means nothing.
Dan Le Batard
I got a wad full of bennies right in my pocket.
Greg Cody
There you go.
Mike Ryan
All right, let's see. Let's See? No, no. Wait a minute. No. So are you gonna be good for the hundred dollars?
Chris Cote
Which I don't really.
Mike Ryan
No.
Greg Cody
Greg, you got that, Venmo?
Mike Ryan
Greg, are you agreeing? Contractually. Right now. We will take it out of your next check. $100 is the bet.
Dan Le Batard
Well, you got to start paying me first.
Jon Weiner
No. No check. We need cash.
Dan Le Batard
I got a check for metal.
Mike Ryan
No jokes.
Dan Le Batard
I'm not making a joke.
Chris Cote
Direct deposit.
Billy Gil
Direct deposit.
Dan Le Batard
I got to check with my business manager on that one.
Mike Ryan
No, hold on, please. I'm sorry. I know we're belaboring this, and forgive me, Panther fans. Forgive me, Panther fans for not talking about the Panthers.
Zaslow
I'm welcome to everyone else.
Dan Le Batard
They're happy that you're not.
Mike Ryan
All right, $100 bet. But again, you're going to pay it like your words mean nothing. I'm sure it's you.
Billy Gil
All right, Mike, this is an AOL email. Just for the record.
Greg Cody
Of course. Of course.
Dan Le Batard
No so obvious.
Greg Cody
Of course. I'm talking about that.
Dan Le Batard
That's impossible. What are you talking about?
Billy Gil
It's the cord right here. It's loose. If you.
Greg Cody
So I'm talking about.
Dan Le Batard
How does that make that noise?
Greg Cody
It's your.
Chris Cote
It's your laptop.
Dan Le Batard
My volume is off, though.
Jon Weiner
It's not. It has nothing to do with the volume. It makes that noise. Even if your. Your laptop is on mute, they do that so you know that your. Your device is charging.
Dan Le Batard
That's crazy.
Billy Gil
Why don't you do it?
Zaslow
Where did Dan go?
Dan Le Batard
It's not making noise.
Chris Cote
Oh, there you go.
Greg Cody
Wow.
Dan Le Batard
Wow.
Chris Cote
Greg, no.
Dan Le Batard
Somebody else is doing that.
Chris Cote
Greg, no.
Dan Le Batard
Now this is gaslighting.
Jon Weiner
What?
Greg Cody
How can they possibly do it in there? I don't want anything.
Dan Le Batard
Let me do it.
Mike Ryan
One more.
Jon Weiner
So gaslighting.
Mike Ryan
Very unprofessional.
Dan Le Batard
I didn't touch it.
Chris Cote
Damn it.
Dan Le Batard
And you saw that.
Mike Ryan
I didn't touch it. You saw.
Greg Cody
Sometimes he got our ass.
Billy Gil
He pretended to.
Greg Cody
That was very sneaky. Yes, very sneaky.
Zaslow
I think Christopher's out of the will now, right?
Chris Cote
Yeah, I'm probably out of the world.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah. Yeah. It's all going to the younger son, Michael. Ysm.
Chris Cote
So where are we with the Panthers? I feel like consensus in my Panther group chats. There's no panic.
Greg Cody
I'm in one of your chats.
Chris Cote
Oh, that's true. You're in that one. In the main Panther chat that I'm in, it seems like the third period made Panther fans feel at ease with. This is going to be a long series. We're fine.
Dan Le Batard
You know What? When. When they were down four to one. That was not the Panthers that I've seen most of the season and through the playoffs. They were awful. They were disjointed. Bob wasn't. Bob let in a couple of bad goals. The Panthers I saw come back from 41 down and make it a game. That was the Panthers. I know if I'm a Panthers fan, I'm not the least bit worried. I think they're going to win Wednesday night. Then they got two at home. No panic whatsoever. Wow.
Greg Cody
I. I think if you. I think if you were to ask Panther fans today how they feel going forward the remainder of the series, I think there's still a ton of confidence. I think if you ask the Maple Leaf fan how they feel right now, they're certainly very happy that they're up one game to none. But I think they're also like, yeah, that we might have gotten a little bit lucky here with what took place. I thought the Panthers were totally going to come back in the third period and win that game. They were so like, the Panther fan looks that and knows they didn't play well. Does the Maple Leaf fan say, wow, we didn't play well? I don't think so. I think the Maple Leaf fan is really pleased that they got out of there with that win the pan. I mean, set. Everybody knows set. Jones, my dog, he played like a spaz last night. All right. Kulakov, very bad. Mikola, very bad. Mikola. Barkov. I mean, Barkov with the turnover, which led to a scoring chance. Barkov taking a penalty. Even in the third period when the Panthers are rolling and they make it 4 3. They still went and took two more penalties after that and gave up another goal off a turnover. So even in their best period, they were still crap and they were right there at the end. So I, you know, Dan's as is going to be enraged the Panthers. I'm moderately annoyed right now at last night.
Billy Gil
Also for context, remember how last year's second round started?
Greg Cody
Yeah.
Billy Gil
The Panthers had Omas against Boston.
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, they lost.
Billy Gil
They lost 6 to 1. They got crushed.
Dan Le Batard
Right.
Billy Gil
6 to 1. This is a different scenario because you're just looking to win one steal. Home ice advantage. Your. Your fourth line barely plays last night. They just stopped playing. AJ Greer is probably for the best. Wouldn't surprise me at all if Mackey comes back. But right now, the. The Leafs fans, yeah, they're. They're happy that they won. They kind of feel like they survived one. It also feels like there's no way they feel great. No. Which is why they're trying so hard to get Sam Bennett suspended for. So there's no way. It appears that Solaris and Chris Navinsky, who once joined the show before and charged the Dolphins with murder or manslaughter.
Greg Cody
Former WWE Superstar.
Billy Gil
Yeah, Chris Harvard, he. He says he theorized, which actually makes sense, that Solaris got concussed initially on the shot from Sam Bennett. Or is it Sam Reinhart that hit Solaris in the. In the mask, knocked his mask off. Because I think Sam Bennett is a victim of his reputation. We know when Sam Bennett is trying to do something. It felt. It looked like a fairly innocuous hit. Solares mask came off.
Greg Cody
He barely touched him.
Chris Cote
I call it a graze.
Billy Gil
It looked like a dive initially, but I think. But. And also, if there was something behind it, Toronto, those Maple Leafs players would have went at Bennett in that moment. It was that innocuous in the moment. But everyone now is trying. That is supporting. The Toronto Maple Leafs is trying to suspend Sam Bennett for something that I don't think actually caused the concussion.
Dan Le Batard
The guy was vomiting on the bench. Something caused the concussion.
Billy Gil
Clearly concussed. I don't think it was that interaction with Bennett, the one that everyone's pointing to, that they allege is a dirty hit. Because they don't want to go back and say, hey, this came out of the run of play. This was a shot right there.
Mike Ryan
That.
Greg Cody
That's the main thing why I don't believe Bennett's getting suspended. Number one, it's. If you look at that play, just isolate that one play. That is not a play that gets you suspended in the Stanley cup playoffs. That's number one.
Billy Gil
It wasn't even a play. They got Toronto to defend their goalie.
Greg Cody
Yeah. And again, no penalty. All right, now, I understand Blood got banned. Two games, no penalty.
Chris Cote
But.
Greg Cody
But this. I mean, there's nothing there. The second part is, if they were to suspend Bennett, they are acknowledging that they allowed a player who was concussed earlier in the game to remain in the game for another nine minutes of real time. That's what they would be acknowledging if they're going to suspend Sam Bennett. There. There's no. I'll go as far as.
Billy Gil
You don't say.
Greg Cody
I don't think they're going to even have a hearing.
Billy Gil
Well, you don't think that they'll allege that the concussion did. If they suspend Sam Bennett, then they're going to say that the concussion came from that fairly innocuous hit. In the crease. A hit so innocuous that none of his maple leaf.
Greg Cody
So they're just going to ignore the puck to the head, right?
Billy Gil
We'll know about it, but they'll just kind of assume they have public support on this.
Greg Cody
Stunned. I'd be stunned.
Dan Le Batard
Okay. I predict that Sam Bennett will suspended.
Chris Cote
Do you agree, though?
Billy Gil
Like, but for what?
Dan Le Batard
Yeah, I do, because it's. It's an elbow to the head, but.
Billy Gil
He tucked it in. But he didn't even give him one of those.
Dan Le Batard
I think it's enough for a suspension.
Chris Cote
I think you call it a push at max. A graze. Like, there's no punch or elbow thrown.
Dan Le Batard
I. I won't be pleased to be the one right here, but I think he will be suspended and probably should be. But. But the Panthers are so good, they can overcome Sam Bennett missing a game if their penalty kills.
Mike Ryan
Can I stop?
Dan Le Batard
They were five for five last night.
Mike Ryan
Can I just stop all of you, just for a second? Because I will concede to you that what I'm hearing in this room feels like a whole lot of Panther fans perfectly fine with what happened with the Florida Panthers last night. Zazzle going as far as to say the Toronto fan doesn't feel that good about that because of how it played out. And I would say the reason that I fear teams like Winnipeg and Toronto and Washington and I fear everyone, it seems like, is because hockey is going to hockey. And I know the Panthers have the best team, but shit happens, and then you're down 10 to a Toronto team that is good enough could have gotten knocked out in the first round, but that's a scary team. And so I don't feel good about that. And Sam Bennett possibly being suspended because, as you guys have the sports argument, they've got a concussion problem throughout sports. And whether it was or wasn't what caused the concussion, Sam Bennett's reputation is that's the dirtiest, and the Panthers are the dirtiest. And what happens when Sam Bennett does that is the entire knee of the Internet hockey world that isn't a Florida Panther. Says, those people down there in Florida are kind of scumbags. And you guys are like, but they're ours.
Greg Cody
I'll wear it.
Mike Ryan
But they're ours.
Greg Cody
I don't care. I'll wear it.
Dan Le Batard
The other thing I would factor in is that you want to protect the goalie, okay? You protect that goalie. That's his crease. And when you have somebody throwing an elbow at a goal.
Chris Cote
Throwing an elbow.
Greg Cody
I don't agree with you watch the replay?
Dan Le Batard
I have watched.
Billy Gil
They collided. But, like, I understand what you're saying. You don't want that happening to your goalie. You know who doesn't want that happening to their goalie the most? The Toronto Maple Leafs that are on the ice.
Dan Le Batard
Right.
Billy Gil
Nobody came to his defense because it was that innocuous. If you actually watch the play, Bennett actually tucks his elbow in trying to avoid Solaris. The concussion, I would bet my life didn't happen on that play. It happened when he took a puck to the face that knocked his helmet off and he probably really felt it off of a fairly innocuous hit that got him loopy. He was probably feeling loopy well before then.
Dan Le Batard
Okay. I'm not predicting a suspension or saying what I'm saying as a fan, because I'm not a fan. I'm neutral here.
Greg Cody
And I wonder three journalists here in.
Dan Le Batard
This room and I wonder how they're read. Rest of you would feel if a Maple Leaf's elbow had given.
Chris Cote
If I saw the replay and there was no extension of the elbow. It's just like he.
Mike Ryan
They.
Dan Le Batard
Okay, if Bob Rosky is vomiting on the bench and. And he's out, perhaps out of the next game. You want someone suspended, I'd be calling.
Zaslow
For the death penalty.
Billy Gil
I understand what you're saying, but I also think this is where our Panthers fandom actually helps contextualize this, because we were paying attention to what happened earlier in the game and we're pretty aware that that was a wicked shot that he took off his face mask. And we also know that when Sam Bennett means to hit somebody dirty, he commits to hitting somebody dirty. The elbow doesn't go in, the elbow goes out. And I just think if he got suspended, it would be really unfortunate and would be the league bending depression because he has this reputation.
Greg Cody
I think it's a waste of everybody's time.
Zaslow
Straight to the gallows.
Greg Cody
Of course we're talking about this because it's Toronto and they're maniacs up there in Canada and it's Sam Bennett who has the reputation. I don't even think there's going to be a hearing. Stop wasting my time.
Chris Cote
Emily Kaplan has tweeted this morning. Nothing confirmed yet, but I don't believe Sam Bennett will receive supplement discipline for his contact with Stoler.
Greg Cody
He's not. I'm reporting it. Put it on the crawl on espn. I'm reporting. This is no discipline.
Mike Ryan
This is why he's a rising star at espn.
Greg Cody
What are the crawl.
Mike Ryan
He just said to everybody there will Be no hearing. He's like, suspend him and he runs with the torches. The Internet says Sam Bennett's dirty and Zaslow's Judge Zaz. Who doesn't want Judge Zaz of sports.
Greg Cody
I am a judge.
Mike Ryan
That judge.
Greg Cody
Judge.
Mike Ryan
As saying to you the thing you always want to hear about around the best sporting events, hearings. Zaslo says there will not. He is Grant. He is saying there will not. Never mind.
Greg Cody
Don't waste my time.
Mike Ryan
Never mind. An investigation. No, no, there will be no investigation.
Greg Cody
There's video out there, everybody screaming when you investigate. I saw it.
Mike Ryan
Not even a hearing.
Greg Cody
Nope. Stop wasting my time.
Mike Ryan
Who's going to be right between Zaslo doesn't get a hearing. Stop wasting my time. And Greg Cody, virtue signaler. Looked like an elbow. And we don't like concussion Suspended.
Chris Cote
Can it be as simple as if the Panthers come back and win last night, he probably gets suspended. And since they lost like to balance.
Mike Ryan
Well, that's the other.
Chris Cote
That's what happened with Tampa.
Mike Ryan
But that's what. That's the other thing about what happened last night. Yo, you guys got all cocky because here comes Florida doing what they do. Yes. On the momentum of a dirty hit.
Billy Gil
I mean, what. What happened to Dampa was obvious. Aaron Ekblad went to kill Brendan Hagel.
Chris Cote
Right.
Billy Gil
Because Hagel was super dirty earlier in the season.
Greg Cody
They missed the call. It was still so unfortunate.
Billy Gil
Some two faced hypocrite. Like we were saying Ekblad should be suspended for that. That was with intention. And you're damn right it was intentional because he was defending his guy. This was not, this was not a concussion that was delivered by Sam Bennett in that moment. It just wasn't.
Greg Cody
Yeah, you can't say that we're. It's all Panther, you know, fans here who are defending Sam Bennett in that spot when we're all readily admitting, yeah, get Akblood being suspended makes sense. But here in this spot, it's like, no, that's not a suspension.
Mike Ryan
Okay. But I would ask you guys to consider if you realize that you're in the most magical place that there is in sports and the closest thing we've had in this city to this then than when the Miami Heat were dominating this town for 15 years. Your team, a relevant one, your team, a champion, is despised by and respected and despised by people in hockey because the way they play in the playoffs is so physical that when Sam Bennett is dirty, no one is surprised and can see optical illusions. And no one would be surprised because yeah, the Panthers are dirty and there Are dirty. And what are you going to do about it? Are you going to susp them? Because we'll take the suspension on Ekblad and the hit. Yep. You know why? Because we wanted him to do that. Because. Because this sport. This sport, this. That cost of gold. Did it not. Did what happened with Ekblad. Everyone supported, even though they acknowledged what Ekblad did was whatever, morally right in defense of the Panthers. But also it was costly. The penalty for it was costly.
Billy Gil
They scored two goals in 11 seconds after the. After Ekblad delivered that hit and then Ekblad, I believe, scored later on, he ended up.
Greg Cody
Not only do they not call a penalty on Ekblatt on that play, but he. But he went on to have maybe the most impactful game he's ever had as a Panther. Taking that guy out for our captain and then scoring the game time goal.
Billy Gil
We've probably spent too much time on Sam Bennett because I just flatly don't think anything.
Greg Cody
I already hear nothing's happening.
Dan Le Batard
Okay.
Billy Gil
But like, for me, the headline is Florida played very poorly. They were sloppy. They were sliding into their own guys. There were bad giveaways in their own zone. The fourth line wingers don't appear to be a fit for this specific team.
Greg Cody
Seth Jones was a spaz.
Billy Gil
Lass Barkov was bad. Seth Jones was a mixed experience. Verhage has been frustrating people. I actually didn't think that he was that bad. Brad Marchand was actually really good on the night.
Greg Cody
That's my dog. That's my rat right there.
Billy Gil
So I think Florida is well positioned. And also the. The elephant in the room today that we should be discussing is the fact that heavy is that crest for Toronto. They could be up 2 0. They could be up 3 0. The sphincters in that collective province of Ontario are going to be this tight because the Toronto Maple Leafs just struggle when they're on the front foot.
Mike Ryan
I'd like some help from Greg Cody on this because I don't know where the line is. On Mike Ryan's appraisal that Seth Jones is, I think, a mixed experience or a mixed bag experience. I missed it. But as you were saying it, Zazzle was calling him a spaz. So what is the difference? Like, what is the line? I don't know hockey well enough to know the difference between a mixed experience and a spaz, because when I saw Seth Jones play, I just thought he was kind of average.
Billy Gil
I mean, he scored a goal and he broke up. He broke up a breakaway. Like, he had very good moments in that game.
Mike Ryan
A spaz is what he called it.
Chris Cote
He also had some weird turnovers. Like he had some weird passes spinning.
Greg Cody
He's doing like spin a roonies and losing the puck. That's a spaz.
Dan Le Batard
Well, back in my day, the word spaz was derogatory.
Greg Cody
Oh, you think I'm saying it as a compliment right now?
Dan Le Batard
Apparently not. I think Seth Jones has been a great addition. Naturally, Brad Marchand gets all the attention. As far as their late season addition, Seth Jones has been great. He's a reason that they're doing what they're doing right now.
Podcast Summary: "Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired"
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz dives deep into a blend of humor, sports analysis, and behind-the-scenes antics in the episode titled "Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired," released on May 6, 2025. Hosted by Dan Le Batard and Stugotz, along with regular contributors Mike Ryan, Greg Cody, Jon Weiner, Chris Cote, Billy Gil, and Zaslow, the episode offers an engaging mix of personal stories, technical mishaps, and passionate sports debates.
The episode kicks off with Greg Cody expressing his exasperation over being stuck in South Florida traffic, which leads to humorous tensions among the hosts.
Mike Ryan (01:10): "What a truly horrific night to be a South Florida sports fan."
Greg Cody (01:46): "If anything's going to make me quit the Levitard show, it's traffic."
Greg vents about the delays, highlighting the challenges of balancing personal life with the demands of being part of the show. This segment sets a comedic tone, showcasing Greg's relatable frustrations.
A recurring issue surfaces when the hosts hear an unexplained noise in the studio, leading to playful accusations and attempts to identify the source.
Mike Ryan (12:00): "It's the sound of a computer. The charge cable is kind of not connected well."
Billy Gil (12:58): "It's gaslighting."
The confusion escalates as they debate whether the noise is coming from Greg Cody's laptop or another device. The term "gaslighting" is humorously dissected, emphasizing the group's camaraderie and knack for banter. Eventually, suspicion falls on Greg's equipment, culminating in a light-hearted $100 bet.
The conversation shifts to a passionate analysis of a recent Knicks-Celtics game, revealing the hosts' deep-seated opinions and rivalries.
Mike Ryan (10:30): "I watched that entire Knicks Celtics game, and I did not know at any point who I was rooting for."
Greg Cody (15:53): "My hatred toward the Boston Celtics is so far superior to my hatred of the New York Knicks."
Dan Le Batard shares his conflicted feelings about the game, ultimately expressing a desire for neither team to win due to his disdain for both fanbases. Greg Cody elaborates on his preference for the Knicks' playstyle over the Celtics', criticizing the latter's reliance on three-point shots and lackluster offense.
These discussions highlight the competitive spirit among the hosts and their genuine investment in sports narratives, providing listeners with insightful sports commentary interwoven with humor.
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to analyzing the Florida Panthers' recent playoff performance, critiquing both their gameplay and officiating decisions.
Greg Cody (33:12): "I think if you ask Panther fans today how they feel going forward the remainder of the series, I think there's still a ton of confidence."
Mike Ryan (38:21): "I don't feel good about that... Sam Bennett possibly being suspended because... the Panthers are dirty."
The hosts debate Sam Bennett's alleged dirty play and potential suspension following a controversial hit that resulted in a concussion for an opposing player. They scrutinize the NHL's disciplinary actions, comparing them to previous instances involving other players like Aaron Ekblad. The conversation underscores frustrations with perceived inconsistencies in rule enforcement and the impact of player reputations on disciplinary outcomes.
This segment showcases the hosts' critical thinking and their ability to dissect complex sports issues, appealing to listeners who appreciate in-depth sports analysis.
Throughout the episode, technical glitches serve as a backdrop for the hosts to showcase their quick-thinking and team dynamics. The recurring noise problem not only adds humor but also demonstrates their ability to handle unexpected challenges gracefully.
Jon Weiner (29:37): "Hands up. I don't trust you."
Dan Le Batard (32:25): "Now this is gaslighting."
Their interactions during these technical hiccups reveal the tight-knit nature of the team, blending professional critique with personal jabs and camaraderie. This balance keeps the conversation lively and relatable.
Towards the end, the hosts reflect on the intensity of fan bases and the emotional investments tied to team performances.
Greg Cody (30:24): "I think it's in, he was super dirty earlier in the season."
Billy Gil (43:05): "The Panthers are the dirtiest. And what happens when Sam Bennett does that is the entire knee of the Internet hockey world that isn't a Florida Panther says..."
They discuss the cultural and emotional significance of rivalries, emphasizing how team actions resonate beyond the rink, influencing public perception and fan loyalty. This exploration provides listeners with a nuanced understanding of sports culture and its broader implications.
"Local Hour: Stugotz Get Fired" offers a robust blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and incisive sports analysis. From Greg Cody's traffic woes to heated debates over NHL controversies, the hosts deliver a captivating episode that balances entertainment with thoughtful discussion. Notable quotes punctuate the conversation, adding depth and authenticity to their exchanges. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, this episode provides a comprehensive and engaging overview of the dynamic interplay between sports, culture, and personal experiences in the South Florida scene.
Notable Quotes:
Greg Cody (01:46): "If anything's going to make me quit the Levitard show, it's traffic."
Mike Ryan (10:30): "I watched that entire Knicks Celtics game, and I did not know at any point who I was rooting for."
Dan Le Batard (17:37): "I don't care who wins because I don't like either."
Billy Gil (36:29): "If they suspend Sam Bennett, they're acknowledging that they allowed a player who was concussed earlier in the game to remain in the game."
This summary captures the essence of the episode, highlighting key discussions and interactions while omitting advertisements and non-content segments.