The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Episode: Local Hour: The Court Sauntering
Date: February 11, 2026
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Overview

In this Local Hour recorded at the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard, Stugotz, and the crew roam through the South Florida sports scene and pop culture, with a strong focus on University of Miami sports triumphs, traditions, and eccentricities. The episode takes a comedic, irreverent look at Miami's recent basketball “court storming” (or rather, "court sauntering"), its deeper meaning, the Canes' resurgence, quirks of fandom, roster rebuilds, and some classic internal banter. The show is laden with hometown pride, self-deprecating humor, and love for the oddities of sports life in Miami.

Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Court Storming—or Sauntering? Miami Beats North Carolina

• The crew recaps Miami’s big basketball win over North Carolina, which should have triggered an energetic court storming but, as Jeremy describes, was more of a “court sauntering” with “milling about” as fans (including kids and parents) hesitated to actually storm.
  • Quote:
    “I don’t think I stormed. I just sauntered.” — Jeremy (02:54)
  • Quote:
    “This was universally a court sauntering.” — Jeremy (03:38)
  • The reluctance is ascribed to Miami's culture: “Miami football does not do that. Because down here, you’d get shot.” (03:46)
• Dan jokes about calling child services because Mike Ryan brought a child onto the court, against “court storming” etiquette.

2. Miami Basketball’s Remarkable Turnaround

• The Canes’ victory is hailed as a program-defining moment, marking their return to NCAA tournament relevancy after squandering Final Four momentum and enduring a near-total roster turnover.
  • “In less than a year, Jay Lucas has a team that is bigger, stronger, more physical than North Carolina, which is a very good team.” — Jeremy (06:01)
  • Praise for the new coach, Jay Lucas, who “built a roster out of thin air.”
• Realism is sprinkled in: The Canes are thin on depth, and were only able to play their top five without substitutions, risking collapse late in games.
• Miami’s newfound physicality is discussed—out-muscling traditional powers like UNC, a reversal of usual ACC dynamics.
  • “It’s not just a size thing. The team is unusually physical the way that they're playing defense. Nobody slows...North Carolina got bullied last night.” — Dan (22:45)

3. The Enigma and Joy of Miami Basketball

• The panel highlights oddball favorites—like Sally Altuntaj, an awkward, possibly ageless bench player who has become a mascot for Miami’s quirky cast.
  • Quote:
    “He might be 40 or he might be 18. I’m not 100% sure.” — Gwen (07:07)
  • The show breaks into a visual roast of Altuntaj’s appearance, especially his hair, armpit hair disparity, and overall “dry cleaning rack” build (24:53–28:18).
• The joys of March Madness are punctuated by wives and partners walking in and questioning who these oddball players are. Dan: “March Madness in full bloom is...the wives and girlfriends discovering that the thing you’re watching has a player that makes them ask, who is that? And why is he out there?” (29:01)

4. Miami Football: Emotional Relevance and Cristobal’s Compliments

• The football team was also honored, with coach Mario Cristobal giving rare public praise to star Mark Fletcher.
  • “It’s very hard to get a compliment from an older Cuban man and from that generation.” — Jeremy (08:55)
• There’s debate over how to process the heartache of losing the national championship—a pain only slightly eased by the nostalgia of past Hurricanes’ glory.
  • “That program raised you and set the expectations in a place that the standard is totally unreasonable.” — Dan (11:20)

5. Broader Trends: NIL, Rebuilding, and the Miami Way

• The crew laments how even major programs like Miami can lose their momentum in the Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) era, and how rebuilding is both harder and more exciting.
• Comparison with other Florida teams who made a deep run (like FAU in basketball) but couldn’t sustain momentum because they're often “feeder” programs for bigger schools.

6. Pop Culture, Internal Banter, and Signature Absurdity

• Cascading jokes about memory loss, Greg Cody’s facial hair, aging, and his cartoon likeness used on merchandise.
• Extended riffing on pronunciations of names (Jay Lucas/“Hi Lucas”) and Miami’s repurposing of “JLI” as a badge of honor for their pro Jai Alai team.
  • “Can I make Jay Lucas High Lucas? ... Can I then call it JLI? That you’re the champions? That the Cyclones are now the champions of JLI instead of High Alai?” — Dan (31:45)
• Greg Cody’s memory and participation are mocked, with Dan proposing his next evolution is performing the show from a “memory loss unit” (36:03).

7. NBA Tangents: LeBron, Rest, and Awards

• Quick pivot to current NBA issues: LeBron James missing enough games (“out for arthritis”) that he’s ineligible for All-NBA, sparking debate about the league’s 65-game minimum rule.
  • “It is pretty amazing to go 21 straight years All-NBA. Like, it’s something that doesn’t have a precedent. He’s out for arthritis.” — Dan (43:53)
• Reactions vary: Some defend the minimum, others want exceptions for aging or injured stars.
• Tanking and “rest games” are maligned, with a sarcastic exchange about the Kings and Jazz mutually sitting players.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote / Moment | |-----------|---------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:54 | Jeremy | "I don’t think I stormed. I just sauntered." | | 03:38 | Jeremy | "This was universally a court sauntering." | | 06:01 | Jeremy | “In less than a year, Jay Lucas has a team that is bigger, stronger, more physical...” | | 08:55 | Jeremy | “It’s very hard to get a compliment from an older Cuban man and from that generation.” | | 11:20 | Dan | “That program raised you and set the expectations in a place that the standard is totally unreasonable.” | | 22:45 | Dan | “Nobody slows...North Carolina got bullied last night.” | | 24:53-28:18| Gwen, Dan, others| (Extended roast of Altuntaj’s physical appearance: "He might be 40 or 18" ... "dry cleaning rack...") | | 29:01 | Dan | “March Madness in full bloom is the wives and girlfriends discovering...who is that?” | | 31:45 | Dan | “Can I make Jay Lucas High Lucas? ... Can I then call it JLI? ...” | | 36:03 | Dan | “We have to make it so that the evolution of your father on this show is him joining us from something that appears to be a memory loss unit.” | | 43:53 | Dan | “It is pretty amazing to go 21 straight years All-NBA. ... He’s out for arthritis.” |

Flow, Tone, and Style

• The episode, while sports-centric, is loose and full of the show's signature improvisational, comedic energy.
• Dan and his crew alternate between insight, nostalgia, and sharp satire about sports and Miami culture.
• The tone is affectionate but dryly self-mocking—equal parts reverent and ridiculous toward both local athletes and their own inner workings as a broadcast team.
• The language and banter utilize local slang, playful insults, and running inside jokes.

Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:54 - 03:57]: “Court Sauntering” explained; Miami’s hesitation to storm the court.
• [06:01 - 06:39]: Miami’s basketball turnaround; Jay Lucas’s impact.
• [07:07 - 08:55]: Sally Altuntaj segment; oddball player fun.
• [11:20 - 12:19]: How expectations in Miami sports are both a burden and a blessing.
• [22:45 - 24:30]: Miami’s unusual physical dominance over UNC.
• [29:01 - 29:33]: March Madness as an anthropological event in Miami households.
• [31:45 - 34:37]: JLI/Battle Court inside jokes and team pride.
• [43:53 - 44:44]: LeBron James, NBA awards, and the aging legend’s durability.

Final Takeaway

This episode is a showcase of the distinct, self-aware Miami sports culture—its pride, its cynicism, its weirdness, and its warmth. It revels in the joy of a city and fanbase finding itself again—sometimes awkwardly, sometimes idiosyncratically, but always, as Dan and the crew show, together. The vibe is both a love letter to South Florida and a celebration of embracing your own brand of sports absurdity.