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Greg Cody
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Stugotz
Levator show with the Stugats podcast.
Mike Ryan
Greg, I'm going to do the rare thing of asking you to take your headsets off. You're ready to go. But I'm a little worried about today, Amin, because Greg Cody is sick and I don't think he looks good. I don't think he sounds good. He's coughing. It brought back an earlier time at the beginning of the pandemic. I'm feeling a bit haunted. Greg, to me right now, looks physically haunting in a way that reminded me he sounds it. He sounds bad. This is not good.
Billy Gil
Vincent Price, I'm giving you my all.
Mike Ryan
I appreciate it, and I don't mean to mock this, but I actually had the exchange with Greg when I walked in where his son is asking him, have you been in makeup? And he says, yes. And I had open mouth shock because I'm like, did they embalm him? Like they. I don't, I don't know what happened here, but he looks pale and. And he's giving off haunted. And when he laughs, he coughs, and when he coughs, he laughs. So we're in for one today is all I'm saying.
Stugotz
Yeah. Yeah. My voice is. Is not my own. I, in the voice I hear in my ear sounds several octaves lower, and I don't know what to do about it.
Lucy Rohden
Can we agree that sick voice is a very cool voice?
Billy Gil
Why. Why would the headphones being off help?
Stugotz
It is a Sick voice.
Mike Ryan
Well, I wanted. Because I wanted Louis. I told him right before we started, I said, louis, make sure to get his hair. Do a close up. I want a close up on his hair because he doesn't look like he's been in hair and makeup, does he? Unless. Unless there are things happening in hair and makeup here, like in Fox Sports.
Lucy Rohden
Oh, oh, cheap shot.
Stugotz
Closer, please.
Lucy Rohden
The sexy. The sexy sick voice. Right? Like, we all wish we could have that voice all the time. Like, I'm feeling weather.
Mike Ryan
Put it on the poll. Do you love your sick voice? I don't believe that that is actually a thing.
Stugotz
It's a thing.
Mike Ryan
All right, well, okay. We'll get to all of this in a second because it's a Greg Cody Thursday, and I am actually thrilled. You can put your headsets back on. Thank you, Greg. I am actually thrilled that he's in with us. I don't know how medicated he is, but he seems a little off. And that's always good when Greg Cody's a little.
Lucy Rohden
How can you tell?
Stugotz
I'm a little medicated.
Mike Ryan
Okay, excellent. We'll take this wherever it ends up. The thing that I have attention with, though that is problematic is. And Lucy, I'm sorry for this. When I started in sports radio, one of our initial influences, the people who created this radio show, was that in South Florida, there was a Neil Rogers on the sports station. And he was making fun of the sports station. And what the sports station was doing and at the time was because it's the only other time in South Florida sports history that we've had in front of us what we presently have. Back then, it was Dan Marino and Jimmy Johnson. So it became a bit that anytime you turned on your radio, all you heard was Jimmy and Danny and Danny and Jimmy and Jimmy and Danny. And now it's Jimmy and Riley and Riley and Jimmy and Riley and Jimmy and Jimmy and Riley. And it's because nothing like this has been in this town before. And the thing that I wanted to ask, because I've got attention. I know Greg Cody has a ton of opinions. I know the show has a ton of opinions. There hasn't been anything like this in South Florida, where the power of Pat Riley butts heads with Shaq and Shaq loses. And Shaq's like, security is here, and Shaq, you leave. Like, that's not. We're not doing it your way. Shaq. Get out of here. If you don't want to try and practice, you can go. Wade at the end. The things that Gilbert Arenas is criticizing. Hey, Riley shouldn't be in charge there because Riley thinks he's in charge because Riley's always been in charge. But now what's right in front of you, I'm sure Greg Cody has a million opinions on. I am sure that Jeremy right now is gathering a roundtable of millions of people to put on somewhere on this show, Jimmy and Riley and Riley and Jimmy and Riley and Jimmy. The thing I wanted to ask the group before we get to Greg Cody's Thursday takes that he wanted to give Tuesday, that he wanted to give five days ago, but he's been too sick to do it. We've got a South beach session today coming out with Pat Riley, but it was done six weeks ago.
Jeremy Tache
Huh.
Stugotz
Good timing. The least timely South Beach Sessions in history.
Lucy Rohden
Or perhaps the most timely.
Stugotz
Yeah. Except you don't, unless you are particularly prescient with your questions, you don't ask Pat Riley about the one thing that people would want him to talk about. But I bet it's a great sps. But don't get me wrong, Pat Riley.
Billy Gil
Usually takes any opportunity in front of a microphone to say something that you can take out of context.
Stugotz
That is true.
Billy Gil
So do you think, and let me get out in front of this and say, shame on you if you try to take any of this interview out of context, especially to get extra eyes on this great episode that we are presently promoting on the lower third with a graphic on DKN saying, Pat Riley joining us on South Beach Sessions.
Mike Ryan
So I'm worried about all of this. I've been talking, there's a new producer to South Beach Sessions for a while now. He's done a great job with it. Matthew Coogler. He doesn't want anybody to see him. He's got a big forehead, it's true. And he could be in a barbershop quartet. But he's one of the rare, rare producers around here. And we do not make many of them in many years who don't want to be on camera, don't want to be at a microphone. Like, we don't make that kind of producer. I don't even recognize that kind of producer.
Stugotz
I don't know they existed.
Mike Ryan
I don't know what that is. And so. But all he wants to do is like, no, let's make. Let's make South Beach Sessions more intimate. And here, this is the part I actually want to put in the front of the group in a serious way, in a. In a humanizing way, because I'm a bit embarrassed by my Flopping around. This week on. I really like and admire these people. And I would say in the history of my career here in South Florida, there have only been three people who have really shown me what it looks like at the inside of sports excellence. Like, really shown me as a curious sports reporter. Oh, that's what it takes. That's what it. It's Ricky Williams, it's Pat Riley, and it's Jimmie Johnson.
Lucy Rohden
So not David Sampson.
Mike Ryan
Not David Sampson. No, not David Sampson. I have not. I've not. Never. David Sampson is someone who could build a stadium in South Florida where no one can do business and not have a cost overrun and not have a delay in South Florida with all our development problems because he is a business beast. But no. Is the answer to your question consistent Sports excellence is not something I got from him. I got it from Jimmy Johnson, I got it from Ricky Williams, and I got it from Pat Riley. Showing me the innards of. Of things. And so I trust those people because I know you got to understand this part. This part is that world is more competitive than anyone listening to this can possibly understand about how hard it is to compete with other people over money. And you've got to be more willful than competition a holics about how you get at more money. And so when it comes to criticizing Pat Riley, even though the standings do it for us, like, I just don't want to pile on with criticism. That to me just seems obvious.
Billy Gil
And are you saying within this interview there is the opportunity to pile on by taking something out of context to help further our own agenda?
Mike Ryan
I wanted to do this interview. It's something that might be the last interview I do with Pat Riley. That's what I'm trying to do with south beach sessions.
Billy Gil
See, you're doing it for the Internet. We have just killed pat riley.
Stugotz
Yeah. $50 fine.
Billy Gil
You know, you mentioned Matthew Coogler, and I agree. It is a rarity in this industry when you have a producer that doesn't want to be on camera at all, because every producer just ends up being so hungry, and if you give them a little, they try to take the entire mile. And Matthew Coogler is just cut differently. He is someone that all producers should look at and admire.
Mike Ryan
I had a weird interaction with him yesterday that I will tell you about in a second. But is Taylor trying to get on? Because we've got Bill Belichick News. There are some suspicions around Bill Belichick, and I don't know if you guys are interested in this. Are you watching what's happening with Belichick, where he is now already having to insist, I'm not going to be the Raiders coach. I'm going to be at North Carolina. Been there five minutes and he's got to insist immediately. Hey, they're not immediately. How inefficient is this by the NFL? You could have had Belichick at any time, and all of a sudden now available. And so you. You. You're willing to take a $10 million buyout a month later.
Billy Gil
Where did you get headphones, checks? Not leaving.
Stugotz
Exclusive.
Mike Ryan
Thank you. Well, he's been on top of this more than anybody in the country. There's been no reporter somehow better than the guy under Mike Ryan's desk. I don't know how that's happened. He's been ahead of everybody on this. What do I do with the south beach session, though? I thought I was telling Coogler I don't think he should run this week. I don't. I don't think that. I think the timing should make it wait for.
Billy Gil
This is the timing you want. Because again, Dan, I know personally, it might put you in a bit of a bind if someone takes something out of context from this interview and it becomes a whole thing, but it really helps us. And also, Pat's probably gonna do that on his own anyway and spin it into. I meant to do that.
Roy Bellamy
You should clickbait, clickbait this thing up. You should be like, riley speaks.
Stugotz
That's how you have. That's how you put it out.
Jeremy Tache
No, I think, Dan, the only way for you to accomplish what it is that you want out of this is put the interview out there, do what you're doing now of letting people know what the context is. We don't put out any of the clips that could be virally decontextualized, as Amin would say. But we let everybody else do that. And then by getting ahead of it today, you can yell at everyone tomorrow for doing the thing you know they're going to do today that benefits us.
Stugotz
Sure does.
Mike Ryan
Why are you talking in that sing song way?
Jeremy Tache
It's how I talk.
Lucy Rohden
I thought you meant Mike.
Mike Ryan
It felt a bit it as I.
Billy Gil
Guess I some of the great talents.
Jeremy Tache
It's just not liking me. I get it.
Billy Gil
No, your voice sounds like music is what he's trying to say.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Jeremy Tache
Thank you.
Stugotz
Congrats.
Billy Gil
You do something with your eyebrows?
Mike Ryan
You guys keep saying that. I don't like Jeremy, and I understand that I have been a little extra mean to Jeremy. The only reason I have been Extra mean to Jeremy is because he's trying to climb through the gauntlet that only Chris Whittingham has ever been allowed to climb through, which is I am expert broadcasting prodigy. Let me show you how prodigious I am at broadcasting. There's only been one of those around here in our history. For all the producers who love to talk at the microphones around here, I.
Lucy Rohden
Really wanted you to say, you guys keep saying I don't like Jeremy and the only reason why you think mean the Jeremy is because I don't like Jeremy. I wanted you to end with that one. Yes.
Mike Ryan
I wish I had keep saying this.
Billy Gil
And you're right, I despise him.
Mike Ryan
It's not. No, that's not, that's. It's not in. Well, it's in some ways true, but it's not in most ways it is not true. I still don't know what to do though with Greg. Cody's got opinions here and I just, I want to tell you what the size of something is in basketball when it gets the soap opera dramatics involved. When the wide receiver Tyree Kill has problems with the Dolphins, was recently rated the number one player in the NFL. Was by consensus like the most exciting live wire any of us have seen on a field. Dwarfed by what we're presently talking about, which is, oh, McDaniel doesn't have the heft, Riley does. The Dolphins don't have the heft the Heat do to make the disgruntle off as Greg Cody is calling it, something that makes Tyree Kill dwarfed by the other controversy.
Stugotz
Right. Yeah. And also the whole hierarchy of the Dolphins, they don't have a Pat Riley. You know, Steven Ross is not Pat Riley, certainly Chris Greer isn't. And so whatever Tyree Kill wants, he's going to end up getting. If he wants to be traded, they're not going to get much for him. Everybody's thinking, oh, they'll get a first round draft pick. No they won't. They'll be lucky to get a third round draft pick for.
Mike Ryan
No they won't. For a 30 year old character. I've loved that character of your dad since he was. Your dad was a young man once. And that sarcastic character that talks out of the side of his mouth with no they won't. I've been watching his work for 50 years. 50 years I've seen that guy.
Stugotz
It's true though, the market and frankly the market value for Jimmy. Jimmy Butler isn't great either. Amin could speak better to that than I would. But he's 35. Tyree kill is 30 coming off a bad season isn't as fast as, by my eye, isn't as fast as he was two years ago. And so what's the market value for these guys? I know I'm off on a tangent here, but to have these two guys in a disgruntled off at this stage in their career is a little bit weird, you know, And Tyreek is like, well, I'm used to making the playoffs. Well, they didn't make the playoffs because their starting quarterback missed six games. So, you know, factor that in and you didn't have a great season either. And as far as Jimmy Butler, what Riley gave Jimmy Butler was good enough to make two finals in an Eastern Conference finals in five years. So he didn't give him nothing. But Riley did what Riley did, which is he missed another whale. You know, he keeps going whale hunting and missing whales. The latest, I guess, was Leonard. And so Pat Riley deserves the criticism you gave him the other day. And I wish you hadn't walked it back with that clarification because it's not all Butler. It's not all Butler.
Mike Ryan
This is the thing that I would say to all of you and please, gruntled is not a word. Right. Because disgruntled is a great word, but I'm not totally. It's not a word to be gruntled.
Stugotz
It's funny. It has become a word.
Mike Ryan
Gruntled.
Stugotz
Yeah, it's a word now, but. But it's an after the fact word that was invented and actually acknowledged to fit disgruntled.
Mike Ryan
Is that right? So gruntled became a word because of the popularity of disgruntled. Yeah, because people were saying disgruntled. And then we're asking, where's the gruntle?
Stugotz
Yeah, if you're in a good mood, you're.
Lucy Rohden
You're gruntled.
Stugotz
You're gruntled. You're feeling gruntled.
Billy Gil
It is in the dictionary in good humor, happy, contented. Once he was gruntled.
Mike Ryan
You're saying the word comes from disgruntled?
Stugotz
Yes, I believe that. Originally, gruntled was not a root word for disgruntled, but after the fact it became so. Because if you have a dis, you gotta have something that's the opposite of dis.
Lucy Rohden
Yes. It's just like disappointed, you know, when I'm not disappointed, I'm appointed.
Mike Ryan
That's correct. I don't think appointed became a word, though, after disappointed. The way that Greg is alleging that gruntled came after disgruntled.
Lucy Rohden
When I have discretion Dan is always like me. You don't have any discretion on the show. So what he wants me to have.
Billy Gil
Is Crescent Craig was right. Disgruntled, indeed. Came first. Is according to ChatGPT.
Lucy Rohden
Okay.
Stugotz
Well, I mean, it must be if.
Lucy Rohden
Our overlord says so.
Jeremy Tache
Merriam Webster.com says the same thing. 1830 for disgruntled. 1904 for gruntled for some uses.
Billy Gil
And indeed a back formation for disgruntled.
Stugotz
Yeah. After the fact.
Lucy Rohden
Dan, I don't want you to be dismayed. I want you to be made.
Mike Ryan
Okay. You keep doing that the entirety of the show, if you like. I'd be happy if that were your only contribution today. I'm dying to talk to Lucy about her frolicking at Texas with Ricky Williams. Yes. Because I haven't seen the footage. I'd like to see the footage of you. We broke. You know, we. We did some things that got us in trouble with some people. I was dealing with things during the break because of what we did at Texas. And so I wanted to talk to you about your college football wanderings. We appear to have a pretty big game tonight where you. You might want to keep an eye just generally on. We're very close to having to walk back some James Franklin stuff because. Because there aren't very many good teams left.
Dan LeBatard
I've never said anything about him or.
Billy Gil
It gets worse, which is kind of what we're.
Mike Ryan
Well, but he's already fixed some things, hasn't he? Like James. Whatever the reputation of James Franklin is, it's been improved here. Even if he loses tonight with a boneheaded decision at the end, just because he's won a couple of games that people are going to remember, he still.
Dan LeBatard
Does that weird little run. So, like, until he stops doing that, I can't trust him.
Lucy Rohden
Guys, all. All these things are distractions. James Franklin is only going to keep the tractions. He's going to get rid of the distractions.
Stugotz
And he was right, by the way. Franklin was right. Teams should be in conferences. You shouldn't be allowed to say, oh, we're in. We're in Notre Dame. We're so big. We're bigger than college football itself. We can be independent if we want to be. It shouldn't, you know, but the problem is the NCAA no longer has any strength. Nobody's running college football, and so they get to do whatever they want because they're Notre Dame.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, but that's the way that it's always been, and they negotiated that great deal for themselves. And now you want to Take away their freedom. Why? Because James Franklin says so?
Stugotz
No, because that's the uniformity of college football is everybody's in the conference.
Mike Ryan
But it doesn't have to be like that. They've got their freedom. They're more valuable than everyone else. They act like it because they are.
Stugotz
Okay, let's everybody be independent then. Let's do it.
Mike Ryan
That's fine. Negotiate that for yourselves the way Notre Dame did. We should. We should seriously might go that way.
Billy Gil
Like why might actually go to a full fledged independence. There was an opportunity here if the ACC had foresight or strong leadership. They're absent of both. But in 2020, when Notre Dame was out of options in the COVID year, they joined the ACC for just one year and the ACC allowed for a situation which Notre Dame got all the benefit of that got to host an entire football season. Otherwise they wouldn't have and they got nothing in return, including $0 from a team that is basically an ACC team making it to the CFP.
Lucy Rohden
Wait a second, are you saying that they're going to dismantle the conferences and just have mantled independence?
Dan LeBatard
It's crazy. Crazy. I would say so. Like something that Chip Kelly said I believe a few years ago was that he kind of thinks college football is heading in the direction of where Notre Dame is. Because although Notre Dame is independent in football, they have conference allegiance in other sports. They're in the ACC for basketball and a couple other sports. I believe they're in the Big Ten for hockey. So like it does sort seem like a natural move to take football out of the conference equation. But if you look specifically at the playoff, once you advance the next round, you bring X amount of money for your conference back to the Big Ten, back to the acc. Well, not the acc. They're not bringing anything back. But the SEC is bringing stuff back. Notre Dame gets that all for themselves. Where Texas makes it to the playoff, there they're in the last four standing and they're sharing that money with Arkansas and Mississippi State. Notre Dame gets that whole thing for themselves and it's just not fair.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, you guys are funny this way because I will tell you, I have no good feelings for Notre Dame. Not a one really. But you guys out here trying to take away their freedom because they're better at the business of college football than everybody else and they've turned themselves into a brand that doesn't even have to be good in order to be more valuable than everyone else. Like it's unbelievable that Greg, that that's the place where now up. We got to be careful with all this freedom everyone has. Let's uniformity is the way to go because James Franklin says that it's not fair that Notre Dame gets to be more Notre Dame than everyone else.
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Mike Ryan
Yeah, sure thing. Hey, you sold that car yet?
Stugotz
Yeah, sold it to Carvana.
Mike Ryan
Oh, I thought you were selling to that guy.
Stugotz
The guy who wanted to pay me in foreign currency, no interest over 36 months. Yeah.
Mike Ryan
No.
Stugotz
Carvana gave me an offer in minutes, picked it up and paid me on the spot. It was so convenient.
Mike Ryan
Just like that?
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Stugotz
What do I got here? I got a Magnum condom. We won't get that out.
Mike Ryan
That's shocking. Stugarts.
Stugotz
Here's a picture of Christopher when He was, like, 3 years old.
Mike Ryan
Right next to the condom.
Stugotz
Yeah.
Billy Gil
Never forget it.
Stugotz
This is the Dan lebatar show with the stugats.
Lucy Rohden
I'm loving this discussion. Less cushion, more discussion.
Billy Gil
I'm not trying to. I know that Greg's trying to take away their independence. I'm not. I'm just taking the opportunity to slam the ACC for bad leadership.
Mike Ryan
This is the fight in America right now. Somebody wants to be about religion. Somebody wants to take away their independence. It's not just college football. It's all of America right now. Like, what are you doing, Greg? Greg, what do you. I. And I understand if you want to hate Notre Dame, hate Notre Dame, man. Look, the thing that I want most on college football for whatever the championship game is, oh, you're going to give me another Alabama that I can root against? You're going to give me the option that I can root for somebody and root for against somebody. Put Notre Dame in that game. That brand remains more valuable than other than all the other brands, remains that way. Sec, everything, amazingly, @ least in part, because it's not beholden to any of these conferences. They don't have to split things six ways.
Dan LeBatard
Is it hard for you to hate Notre Dame knowing how hot Marcus Freeman is? Because when Brian Kelly was there, it was so, so easy. But now that they've got a hottie, it kind of changes things a little bit. It's been tough because I'm like, I want to. You're so hot. I want to like you. But Notre Dame, very hot.
Billy Gil
He's also dyeing his hair now.
Dan LeBatard
Oh, he definitely is.
Billy Gil
Yeah, he's dying his hair now.
Mike Ryan
Yeah, the Beijing was bad. I mean, didn't he have a terrible, terrible Beijing? Like, I think we can.
Billy Gil
Phones on the TV can tend to make things look worse. But, yes, he's dying his hair.
Lucy Rohden
There is a difference in Beijing and dyeing your hair. To me, dyeing your hair is when is. You've got gray hair and you're turning black. Beijing is like, I don't have hair, and I'm trying to give the illusion of hair.
Billy Gil
No, he's got a lid on him, and the hairline isn't bad. He's just dyeing it to keep it looking.
Mike Ryan
I've gotta be honest, I didn't know what any of that was. I didn't even know the name Beijing as a hair treatment thing until Carlos Boozer ran onto the court, and it was just clear that he had Chapaporte. It was just asphalt. It was just like. Right. It was just on his head. It looked like it had been painted in a way that crudely. Well, not just crudely. In a way that made me say to myself, whoever Carlos Boozer's barber is, that person is gonna have eternal shame about what he just did to Carlos Boozer.
Lucy Rohden
He didn't have a barber. He had a painter. Someone with painter's tape right here. And then the paint roller and the paint. And then roll it up.
Mike Ryan
You got it. If you're Carlos Boozer in that spot, you have to play that entire basketball game with a baseball cap on.
Billy Gil
Whoever did that certainly touched up Jeremy's eyebrows today. Something is going on.
Mike Ryan
Well, not just Jeremy's. We got an eyebrow problem in the shipping container. Roy. I still look at Roy and I still see that there's half an eyebrow missing because he was. He had a haircut and. And he clipped an eyebrow. That doesn't happen to folks who just do Beijing.
Billy Gil
It doesn't happen to folks that aren't trying to do something to their eyebrows already. Like, what.
Mike Ryan
What.
Billy Gil
What is the story behind this? Was he trying to do something on his head and it slipped and whoops.
Mike Ryan
I'm worried about all of this. Right? Because he just said recently that he's taken up skating. That also involves blades. I don't like the idea of Roy around things that are sharp and now me.
Roy Bellamy
You're cool with it.
Billy Gil
You cut your eyebrow while I'm less cool with it. Honestly, you're so bumbling, Roy, when you're cutting your hair.
Mike Ryan
I've never heard of anybody accidentally cutting their eyebrow while cutting their. Never heard of such a thing. When you are going towards your forehead on the side of your head.
Stugotz
It slipped.
Billy Gil
I don't know, man. This story just doesn't. It doesn't make sense to me. I don't see, like, whoop, whoops.
Mike Ryan
Well, you're not cutting your own hair, Mike. The old slip is cutting.
Billy Gil
No, but when I try to manicure my own eyebrows, I Might make a mistake.
Jeremy Tache
So I think same.
Billy Gil
I think that perhaps the intention here wasn't the side of the head. The intended target was indeed the eyebrow. And someone just overplayed it.
Lucy Rohden
No, I believe Roy. Cause at first I was kind of wondering, how do you do it? But now that you mentioned this. Back to front. He's going back to front. And then it slips.
Roy Bellamy
But you just get distracted and keep going. Like, hey, what was I thinking about?
Lucy Rohden
Well, it's. Cause it's that turn. If you don't take that turn, well, you slip and it goes forward. And what ends up happening is you destroy your eyebrow. And what Roy wanted to do was he wanted to Troy his eyebrow. He didn't want to destroy it.
Stugotz
Ah, that's true. Destroy.
Mike Ryan
Are you guys gonna stop? The three of you have done this. Now, where he does it, it's obvious that it's all he' of you go. The three of you have reacted to. I mean, he's surprising you each time when it's clear that everything he's saying is meant to just get to that joke. And somehow, somehow, Lucy, Mike, and Greg have stopped for a moment to respect. Respect the joke and then move on. But I don't understand why it is that you can't just keep talking.
Stugotz
Because it's worth acknowledging it's a bit that he's created.
Mike Ryan
No, but it's funnier if no one acknowledges it. It's. It's funnier if it just keeps.
Stugotz
Okay, that's one way to look at it.
Mike Ryan
But he. He shouldn't keep stopping the show because. Ah, clever.
Roy Bellamy
It's one way to look at it.
Mike Ryan
Clever. You're. You're still doing that thing?
Stugotz
Yeah, it's a beautiful bit that he created. I want to give him acknowledgement for it.
Mike Ryan
Okay.
Stugotz
It's a beautiful bit. By the way, a quick aside. Nobody needs eyebrows. Okay. I brought this up once.
Lucy Rohden
What?
Stugotz
I brought this up once before on the show. I said, I challenged the entire show to shave off their eyebrows.
Dan LeBatard
Then you do it right now.
Stugotz
Well, who's with me?
Dan LeBatard
I'm not.
Billy Gil
Certainly I owe one.
Dan LeBatard
Shave your eyebrows right now.
Stugotz
I would do it if everyone else did.
Roy Bellamy
Except how about if just Roy does it with you?
Dan LeBatard
If you think everyone should do it, then you should have no problem being like, I'll just do it on my own. I'll start the trend, Lita.
Stugotz
The brows would grow back.
Dan LeBatard
Then do it. Shave your eyebrows.
Stugotz
I would if I didn't have to go to the orange.
Roy Bellamy
No one's disputing that.
Stugotz
I don't want to sit in the press box and be made fun of because I don't have any eyebrows.
Roy Bellamy
No one's disputing that it wouldn't grow back. You're claiming that it would look fine.
Stugotz
It looked. People wouldn't even notice. I could walk around with no eyebrows. They wouldn't even know.
Dan LeBatard
Have you seen Voldemort? He doesn't have eyebrows.
Stugotz
No. You know, no one should.
Lucy Rohden
No one's disputing that. You would. Like you wouldn't have eyebrows, but some people are puting.
Mike Ryan
No one should.
Stugotz
It's. It's the most useless body part. Come on.
Lucy Rohden
Someone should be puting it. That's all I'm saying.
Dan LeBatard
I have a solution here, okay? I follow a lot of, like, special effects makeup artists on TikTok, and I think that I, with a glue stick and some concealer, could make it look like you don't have eyebrows.
Stugotz
All right, let's do it right now.
Dan LeBatard
Can someone get me.
Mike Ryan
All right, let's go ahead. All right, let's.
Dan LeBatard
That matches his skin tone.
Mike Ryan
We're to plan on doing this. I also want to see if we have any takers. Maybe Coogler out there is a taker. If anyone. Greg's just looking. If. If one person is willing to do it. Greg says he's willing to do it. I don't know if we have any tailors, any people who are so eager to be on camera that anyone out there is willing to shave their eyebrows at Fuentes. Is there a Fuentes in the house willing to shave eyebrows?
Billy Gil
You all. You offered camera time to Mike Fuentes.
Roy Bellamy
Fuentes just gave me the eye.
Mike Ryan
I think he's in. Okay, I'm just telling everybody in the other room if I have one taker on shaved eyebrows.
Stugotz
Wait a minute. I already explained. I work among people. Tonight I got to go to an Orange bowl game.
Mike Ryan
Okay, you can't make the argument. No one cares. No one needs them. No one should have them. I can't go out tonight looking like that.
Stugotz
Well, because I'm an iconoclast. You know, no one agrees with me. I'm alone on a mountaintop. You know, if de rigor was no eyebrows, I'd be right at the front of the line.
Lucy Rohden
Greg, normally I would have sympathy for you, but you're the one who opened this door. You're the one who brought it to us, and now you're trying to dissuade us. Stop trying to dissuade us. Dissuade us.
Roy Bellamy
Dan did it.
Billy Gil
It would have been A lot funnier if you had.
Mike Ryan
Wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm laughing at how bad it was.
Roy Bellamy
That one was so obvious.
Mike Ryan
It's his cadence.
Jeremy Tache
It's the chair.
Roy Bellamy
It's very heavy handed.
Mike Ryan
The sing song and the lack of. The lack of subtlety from the chair. And I'm still reeling from. Greg Cody said, no one needs eyebrows. And I've never seen Lucy that indignant Lucy in the corner of that room where Billy usually hides in support of Greg Cody. We got an entirely opposite viewpoint on Opposite Day from Lucy looking at you and saying, you're out of your. Out of your head, saying, we don't need our eyebrows, okay?
Stugotz
And I challenge Lucy to explain why she needs eyebrows.
Dan LeBatard
Because they make me look good and they frame my face. Have you seen what happens when someone, like, goes Pamela Anderson on their eyebrows? They look like a completely different person. There's a reason in every sitcom ever, there's always one weird episode where someone burns their eyebrows off and they look so ridiculous you need them to look nice.
Stugotz
That's the standard thought process, I guess.
Dan LeBatard
You just keep being like, okay, I don't need eyebrows. And then we're giving you the opportunity to say you don't need them, to shave them off. And you won't take.
Mike Ryan
I don't know if Amin knows. I think he must know. As our basketball expert, I think Amin must know what I'm about to say here, okay? But I have watched the entirety that we've been talking about this, and Mike is like a pit bull being held by the neck because he knows that we have a photograph of former Knicks coach Mike Woodson who had an eyebrow accident of some sort. And we can now put that on the screen for you because Amin is saying, no, that's not an accident. He shaved his eyebrows on purpose. Because he erred in thinking exactly what Greg Cody thinks.
Stugotz
Good looking man.
Lucy Rohden
He made a bet with his team. Hey, if we do this, if we, like, hold the whatever to under 100 points, I'll shave my eyebrows off. And so the Hawks, who at the time weren't that good, did this miraculous thing on court. And so, man of his word, I believe that's when he also shaved his head. Because, remember, Mike Woodson used to have a head of hair kind of like Stephen A. Smith's receding hairline, but, like, thick hair where it was. And he shaved everything off, including his eyebrows. That's a lost bet right there.
Dan LeBatard
Greg, I think you're underestimating how much of your facial expressions come from your eyebrows. Cause you lose your eyebrows and then you permanently look like shot the whole time. Because your eyebrows make up such a part of, like, look your eyebrows. You're like burying your eyebrows right now. Like it's making a face.
Stugotz
Okay, but, but, but the eyebrows are not what furrow, then shave.
Dan LeBatard
You're just yap, yap, yap, and you're not doing anything.
Stugotz
Okay?
Dan LeBatard
Just yap, yap, yap, and you won't shave your eyebrows off. Be a man.
Stugotz
I'm gonna start a browless movement. I'm gonna.
Roy Bellamy
Without doing it.
Stugotz
I'm gonna be the king of the browless movement. Movement. Okay, I'm not prepared to start right now because I got to work tonight. So tomorrow it could be.
Lucy Rohden
It's. It sounds like you're dissenting when you should be scenting.
Mike Ryan
I am going to tell you, okay. That I just saw Amin. Okay? Amin ended the last thing he said with lost Bet he made a serious point and then the show moved in a different direction and he made a face and got really angry with himself because he didn't have another shitty joke lined up. He thought he was going to go the entire segment making the shitty joint joke to end every point, and he got mad at himself for not having one there.
Lucy Rohden
Yeah, well, you know what? Walt Disney didn't create his empire in a day, Dan. He was knee first before he was Disney. No, don't push that button. Don't you dare.
Jeremy Tache
Major penalty.
Mike Ryan
Five minutes.
Roy Bellamy
Grooming comedy.
Lucy Rohden
You're always so damn strict. Why don't you be district for a little bit?
Billy Gil
You know what a fan fairy was met with when that door opened.
Stugotz
I'm gonna.
Mike Ryan
I want none of those people to have eyebrows.
Billy Gil
All those disembodied. That was good.
Jeremy Tache
What about the embodied ones?
Billy Gil
You can join them. But don't shave off those beautiful eyebrows of yours today. I don't know what it is you're doing, pal, but I'm on you.
Mike Ryan
Lucy, please. I am somebody who is an expert at creating conflict between chemicals in our environment. I learned it from Pat Riley. It's how it is that you make people sharper. Especially Jeremy Taches, who I've never liked. You clearly have an objection in general to Greg Cody coming out here and being like, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. I'll do it. I'll do it. I got to work tonight. I'm not going to do anything. It's just bluster and nonsense. It's not. Your words are not in any way meaningful. They don't mean anything.
Dan LeBatard
You can't Just say that like, oh, everyone looks better with eyebrows. I'm gonna start the no eyebrow movement and then say, well, I'm going somewhere and I don't wanna be embarrassed by how I'll look. So I'm not gonna shave my eyebrows completely. Proving my point that you think you need eyebrows.
Stugotz
No, because society tells me that I do.
Dan LeBatard
Well, then don't listen and shave your eyebrows.
Stugotz
Okay. It first.
Roy Bellamy
Maybe shave one.
Stugotz
No, that. That'd be ridiculous. I mean, to shave one eyebrow would be ridiculous. I would feel off balance. I'm big into symmetry. I have to have symmetry in my life. I may shave my eyebrows on the Greg Cody show podcast. And for your own game, put it on our YouTube.
Mike Ryan
Okay, so. Okay, there it is. There it is.
Stugotz
I'm thinking about.
Mike Ryan
Okay, there it is. Now we've gotten some.
Stugotz
First I got to research. How long does it take for browse to grow back?
Mike Ryan
I'm on. I think it's a bad idea in general.
Stugotz
You'd look good without eyebrows, by the way.
Mike Ryan
I would not.
Stugotz
Yeah, you would.
Mike Ryan
No, my face requires. My face needs them. They're like accents over my.
Stugotz
They're a crutch.
Billy Gil
Like an Enya.
Stugotz
They're a crutch.
Roy Bellamy
I'm seeing three to four months to grow back eyebrows fully.
Stugotz
Oh, boy.
Billy Gil
Yeah, you without eyebrows. Eyebrows are probably your signature feature. You don't think so?
Stugotz
No.
Billy Gil
Hell no. He's either known for beard or eyebrows. He's got unique eyebrows.
Stugotz
Nobody's been known for their eyebrows since Einstein.
Billy Gil
Eugene Levy.
Stugotz
That's not a bad suggestion.
Roy Bellamy
It's a great suggestion.
Stugotz
Yeah, it's a great suggestion.
Mike Ryan
Wow. Mike's been waiting all his life to be able to just flip over that Eugene Levy card at exactly that moment, and everyone put down their sword.
Billy Gil
I could have gone Groucho Marx, but I feel like Eugene Levy was inspired.
Mike Ryan
But everyone. Do you know how rare it is to get generations of Cody's to just back off? You got us with the eyebrows.
Billy Gil
I also like that. That was my contemporary reference. Eugene Lev.
Stugotz
And then you went to Marx.
Billy Gil
I could. I could have gone Julia Fox. The absence of eyebrows is also an eyebrow.
Dan LeBatard
Anthony Davis.
Mike Ryan
Well, that's just one eyebrow. He's famous for having one eyebrow.
Billy Gil
I mean, don't. Don't play a semantics game. That was a good answer. Good answer.
Dan LeBatard
Cara Delevingne. But you guys probably don't know who she is.
Billy Gil
No, I know who she is.
Dan LeBatard
She's got a you know who she is, but I don't think you guys know who she is.
Lucy Rohden
Okay.
Mike Ryan
That's not necessary.
Dan LeBatard
Do you know who she is?
Mike Ryan
Unneeded?
Stugotz
Hell no.
Billy Gil
Answer the question.
Mike Ryan
Unneeded. I'm not going to take a quiz.
Stugotz
Well said.
Mike Ryan
It was very aggressive, Lucy. Okay. We were talking about his eyebrows. I don't need a pop culture course. Zachary, Kento, where are you and Greg on this feud? Because we're not going to get any payoff. We're just going to sit here and fart around and talk about it and then not actually get a payoff.
Lucy Rohden
Fart around, Scorsese. Disgusting. Should be more gusting.
Billy Gil
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Episode Summary: Local Hour: The Disgruntled Off Between Jimmy Butler And Tyreek Hill
Release Date: January 9, 2025
In this episode of The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz, hosted from the Elser Hotel in Downtown Miami, Dan Le Batard and Stugotz delve into the intricate dynamics surrounding prominent sports figures Jimmy Butler and Tyreek Hill. The discussion navigates through leadership challenges within the Miami Heat, player disgruntlement, and broader implications for South Florida's sports landscape.
The show opens with concern over Greg Cody's health, setting a tone of empathy and camaraderie among the hosts. Mike Ryan initiates the conversation by addressing Greg's evident discomfort:
Mike Ryan [01:19]: "I'm a little worried about today, Amin, because Greg Cody is sick and I don't think he looks good. I don't think he sounds good."
Stugotz and the team engage in light-hearted banter about Greg's condition, balancing humor with genuine concern.
A significant portion of the episode centers on the ongoing power struggle between Miami Heat legend Pat Riley and Shaquille O'Neal. Mike Ryan articulates the crux of the issue:
Mike Ryan [03:30]: "There's nothing like this has been in this town before. The power of Pat Riley butts heads with Shaq and Shaq loses."
The hosts discuss the implications of this conflict, emphasizing how corporate and leadership dynamics influence team performance and morale.
The conversation shifts to a critical analysis of Pat Riley's management style and decisions. Billy Gil voices concerns over Riley's ability to lead effectively:
Billy Gil [06:24]: "Usually takes any opportunity in front of a microphone to say something that you can take out of context."
The hosts debate how Riley's authoritative approach may be affecting player satisfaction and team cohesion, particularly in relation to star players like Jimmy Butler.
Exploring deeper into player dynamics, the show examines the disgruntlement expressed by Jimmy Butler and Tyreek Hill. Stugotz highlights the challenges faced by these athletes:
Stugotz [13:26]: "The Dolphins don't have the heft the Heat do to make the disgruntle off as Greg Cody is calling it, something that makes Tyreek Hill dwarfed by the other controversy."
Mike Ryan further elaborates on the market value and performance concerns:
Mike Ryan [15:21]: "Disgruntled is a great word, but I'm not totally. It's not a word to be gruntled."
The term "gruntled" itself becomes a point of humorous contention, showcasing the hosts' knack for blending serious analysis with playful dialogue.
The hosts analyze the market value and recent performances of Jimmy Butler and Tyreek Hill, questioning the sustainability of their disgruntlement amidst their career trajectories:
Stugotz [14:08]: "Jimmy Butler isn't great either. Amin could speak better to that than I would."
Mike Ryan [15:30]: "Gruntled became a word because of the popularity of disgruntled."
The discussion touches upon Butler's contributions leading the Heat to multiple Eastern Conference finals and Hill's recent underwhelming season, debating whether their dissatisfaction stems from personal struggles or systemic issues within their respective organizations.
The episode contextualizes Butler and Hill's disgruntlement within the larger South Florida sports ecosystem. Mike Ryan reflects on the evolution of South Florida's sports scene:
Mike Ryan [07:38]: "I've seen that guy. 50 years I've seen that guy."
Dan LeBatard [19:00]: "Teams should be in conferences. You shouldn't be allowed to say, oh, we're in. We're in Notre Dame."
The hosts discuss the shifting power dynamics, conference alignments, and how leadership decisions impact not just individual players but the entire sports community in South Florida.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reiterate the complexities of player leadership and organizational management. Mike Ryan summarizes the central theme:
Mike Ryan [24:53]: "This is the fight in America right now. Somebody wants to be about religion. Somebody wants to take away their independence."
The conversation underscores the intertwined nature of personal ambitions, team dynamics, and broader organizational structures, leaving listeners with a nuanced understanding of the "Disgruntled Off" phenomenon between Jimmy Butler and Tyreek Hill.
Mike Ryan [01:19]: "I'm a little worried about today, Amin, because Greg Cody is sick and I don't think he looks good. I don't think he sounds good."
Mike Ryan [03:30]: "There's nothing like this has been in this town before. The power of Pat Riley butts heads with Shaq and Shaq loses."
Billy Gil [06:24]: "Usually takes any opportunity in front of a microphone to say something that you can take out of context."
Stugotz [13:26]: "The Dolphins don't have the heft the Heat do to make the disgruntle off as Greg Cody is calling it, something that makes Tyreek Hill dwarfed by the other controversy."
Mike Ryan [15:21]: "Disgruntled is a great word, but I'm not totally. It's not a word to be gruntled."
Dan LeBatard [19:00]: "Teams should be in conferences. You shouldn't be allowed to say, oh, we're in. We're in Notre Dame."
Leadership Conflicts: The tension between Pat Riley and Shaq exemplifies how internal conflicts can affect team dynamics and performance.
Player Discontent: Jimmy Butler and Tyreek Hill's disgruntlement highlights potential issues within team management and player satisfaction.
South Florida's Sports Landscape: The evolving sports scene in South Florida is influenced by leadership decisions, conference alignments, and individual player dynamics.
Humor Meets Analysis: The hosts skillfully blend humor with in-depth analysis, making complex sports issues engaging and accessible to listeners.
This episode offers a comprehensive exploration of the challenges faced by key sports figures in South Florida, providing listeners with insightful perspectives on leadership, player satisfaction, and the broader implications for the sports community.